1. You've got to be kidding me.
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4. - You got married?
- Yeah.
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16. - I want to have sex with you.
- We don't need that.
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- Cool.
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- I'm a grown-up.
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30. No one's gonna mess
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31. Let's do this.
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32. - Whoo!
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33. - What the hell happened?
- He's crazy. He steal baby.
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35. - This means—
- No, we know what it means.
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You gonna make me take them?
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when you don't.
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'cause I'm not broken.
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46. What's the occasion?
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That's a lost cause.
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We know that.
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sleeping here.
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with your life, man.
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would've wanted.
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to dig right over there,
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when the funeral party shows up.
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Mrs. P-fender?
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with a married woman.
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99. Frank's gonna
burn the house down.
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100. Go away!
Oh, my God.
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- Are you weeping again, Frank?
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taken too soon.
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- No.
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in half an hour.
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I'm just concerned.
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110. Did you take them?
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I'm—I love you.
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and Bianca cooked it
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right on the beach?
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- Yes.
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would do when she was asleep?
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- Jesus.
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122. You almost ready to go, Debs?
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- Well, eat faster.
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at pre-K on the way.
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my black armband?
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just to get away from you.
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133. No.
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134. - Debs?
- For what?
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137. No.
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have the precious gift
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that beautiful young woman...
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love stolen cruelly from you
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and then maybe, just maybe,
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and your father's anguish
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of the lack of compassion
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in his time of need.
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145. I love you,
my little brown banana.
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of that I can take
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with a broken beer bottle.
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149. - What are you smiling about?
- I'm happy.
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150. - Can't I be happy?
- No, not about this.
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151. There's absolutely no reason
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152. Drugs.
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153. - Are you high?
- No.
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154. Fuck.
Where did you get that?
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155. From Carl's pillow.
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156. Probably has a pipe bomb stashed
in there somewhere too.
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157. We should go visit him
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158. - No, thank you.
- Why not?
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159. - Busy.
- Doing what?
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160. Living my life away from
my degenerate criminal brother
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in his pillow.
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162. Go. Work.
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166. Hey, Debs.
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167. Ooh.
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176. - I have a class.
- Yeah, me too.
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of the Frankfurt School,
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180. You don't even know
who Adorno was.
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a dialectical conception
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the twin temptations
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and Husserl.
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189. You remembered that.
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191. No, stay.
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192. I can't be responsible for
impeding your academic growth.
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193. Professor Youens
won't care.
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194. He doesn't show up
half the time.
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195. Well, then you teach.
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196. That's what teacher's assistants
are for.
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197. What, to fill in
for absent professors?
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to business majors
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199. who don't give a damn.
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200. Oh, he doesn't teach
survey courses.
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and particle dynamics
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204. No, he's usually still hammered
from the night before.
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205. You know,
two fluid dynamics majors
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207. Think he's gonna
get himself fired.
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208. Oh, nobody's firing Dr. Youens.
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National Academy of Sciences.
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210. He's been short-listed
for the Fields Prize four times.
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218. Gallagher.
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221. - You don't want me to?
- Not really.
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She's only 15.
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224. - Sister.
- Sister.
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I'll just wait here.
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227. Kev.
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228. Kev.
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229. What?
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230. Door.
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232. Baby, go back to sleep.
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233. It's just some idiot
pounding on the door.
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235. - Oh, good morning.
- Holy shit.
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Somebody dying?
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237. We have a petition
for you to sign.
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238. We are collecting signatures
to force the police
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240. What noise?
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- Every morning?
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242. - We've asked him nicely.
- Begged numerous times.
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people begging for their lives.
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247. Okay, it's not the ghetto;
it's our home,
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is doing this on purpose
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- Asked nicely.
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that rusting car
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from his yard.
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Yanis isn't Turkish.
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or something,
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he's trying to fix up.
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to clean up his yard.
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the motorcycle noise.
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they want us to sign.
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- Sign here.
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all right?
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266. Okay.
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- Fifty.
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275. Peace. Yo.
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277. Yo.
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278. - Deuces.
- White boy Carl!
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279. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!
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280. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!
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281. White boy Carl!
White boy Carl!
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282. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!
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283. White boy Carl!
White boy Carl!
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284. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!
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285. White boy Carl!
White boy Carl!
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286. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!
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287. White boy Carl!
White boy Carl!
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288. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!
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289. White boy Carl!
White boy Carl!
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290. White boy Carl! White boy Carl!
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- So we're pregnant?
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your options going forward?
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No, no, thank you.
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Is that a new scratch?
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yesterday?
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it's time to pull over and park.
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wouldn't you say?
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320. Your virginity breeds mites,
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two over easy with bacon,
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and a side of Texas toast.
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Jesus.
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of the waiting room.
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- She's 15.
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329. She's got all those hormones
slamming around in her body
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331. Fucking Otis, he won't
pick up the phone.
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332. - How late is he?
- Over an hour.
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I'm sorry.
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337. No, sorry's not gonna cut it.
You're assistant manager.
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- All right.
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- There you go.
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We go see Mickey today.
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No, thank you.
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if you don't come.
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349. Twenty-five.
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Fishing.
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- Yeah.
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I'll just, um...
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away from me, Father.
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out of the funeral.
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ridicules my pain.
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found each other?
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with this torment?
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Just ten?
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What the hell do you want?
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make you wear a hair shirt?
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379. - What's a hair shirt?
- Oh, damn it, Frank.
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and there's a line out there
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and confess their sins?
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before Nixon went to China.
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Can you tone it down a bit?
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starting to complain.
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The lesbians?
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Gregorian Papadiamantopoulos
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about my yard, my fence,
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my dogs barking.
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can tell when a vagina
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a way to get along.
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to figure out"--
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I've been in this house.
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my first girl in that house!
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Dead in that house!
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they are begging for more Yanis!
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for more Yanis.
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Mrs. Timor.
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Let me refill that.
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ruin our reputation
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but I ain't gonna get it.
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than he's bussing that table.
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the pace a bit.
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It's not a big deal.
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The boss is watching.
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if I gotta catch you.
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as a shithole is still safe.
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take your rag
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off the window?
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and your sister—
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456. No, no, no, no.
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457. Just not yet, okay?
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458. I looked up
Lamaze classes online.
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459. There's one at the Y
on Tuesdays.
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460. We can do it together.
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461. Look, I got to go.
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462. I'm behind on my alignment
worksheet for auto.
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463. Okay, just don't forget about
our appointment after school.
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464. What?
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465. Planned Parenthood, 4:00?
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466. Right.
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467. Okay, uh, listen up.
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468. Professor Youens has been
unavoidably detained,
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469. uhh, so let's review chapter 26
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470. in anticipation
for next Friday's test, okay?
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471. Um...
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472. that's, uh,
differential equations, uh,
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473. applied probability,
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474. approximation theory,
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475. asymptotic
and variational methods.
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476. Um...
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477. okay, most of you were lost
on optimal polynomials
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478. on the last quiz, uh,
so once you choose the degree
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479. and domain of the polynomial,
the polynomial is chosen
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480. to minimize
your worst-case error,
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481. so the goal here is...
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482. to minimize
the maximum probability
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483. of P-f,
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484. where f is
the actual function here.
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485. Uh, P is
the approximate polynomial.
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486. X varies over
the chosen intervals.
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487. Now, for well-behaved functions,
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488. there's always
an Nth-degree polynomial...
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489. take you to an error curve
that oscillates
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490. back and forth between...
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491. positive epsilon
and negative epsilon...
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492. the value of N+2 times
brings you back
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493. to your error of epsilon.
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494. Got it?
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495. It's possible to make
contrived functions f,
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496. for which no such
polynomial exists,
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497. but these rarely occur
in practice.
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498. Thank you, Mr. Gallagher.
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499. Now...
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500. who knows what Mr.
Gallagher almost got to?
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501. A Chebyshev polynomial
approximation?
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502. What the hell
are you doing?
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503. I bought some fancy
empty bottles from the bartender
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504. at The James.
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505. These idiots put so much fruit
and coffee and crap
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506. into their cocktails,
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507. I can serve them jet fuel.
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508. They'd never know
the difference.
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509. Hi, uh, appletini.
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510. No pussy drinks.
Vodka only.
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511. Uh, what about a negroni?
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512. Grow testicles.
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513. Vodka.
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514. What'd I tell you?
Classic, right?
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515. Uh, what about ice?
Can I get ice?
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516. It's $10.
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517. Uh, it was $8 yesterday.
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518. Twelve.
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519. This is so going on YouTube.
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520. Uh, my change?
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521. My tip.
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522. Spasibo.
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523. Fucking fantastic.
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524. Spasibo.
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525. Oh, sh—
Yeah, cheers.
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526. Jesus, twenty bucks and you
get to treat them like shit?
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527. They love it.
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528. They think it's authentic
or some crap.
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529. Hey, hey, hey, you know,
you should save that.
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530. It's gonna be worth a mint
when they win the doubles
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531. at the French Open.
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532. Hey-o, Frank.
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533. - The usual, barkeep.
- Still one a day, Frankie?
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534. I got to say, I never thought
you'd be able to stick to it.
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535. Six ounces every 24 hours.
No more, no less.
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536. I'm impressed in spite
of my deep loathing
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537. for you personally.
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538. Just trying to keep it real,
friend.
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539. Good Lord only gave me
two livers.
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540. What's with all
the lumberjacks?
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541. Urban pioneers.
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542. They overpay for drinks,
like to be abused,
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543. and love these
curry-muncher flicks.
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544. I tell you gents
about the love of my life?
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545. Beautiful, magical,
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546. - pert-breasted, luminous—
- Damn it.
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547. Yes, you've told us.
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548. We get it. She had nice tits.
Moving on.
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549. Shut the fuck up, Tommy.
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550. Sick fuck.
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551. Evening, boys.
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552. Howdy.
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553. Those are good-looking
work boots.
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554. Thank you.
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555. I recently experienced
a tragedy.
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556. I lost the love of my life,
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557. a beautiful, magical,
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558. pert-breasted,
luminous soul
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559. named Bian—
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560. Thanks.
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561. Otis wasn't using.
He was cooking.
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562. Cops found over 100 crystals
in his toilet.
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563. His toilet?
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564. Well, the—the tank.
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565. It's a terrible place
to hide your stash.
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566. Past experience?
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567. I was a connoisseur
of household stash spots.
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568. Back of the toilet,
that's a rookie mistake.
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569. It's the first place they look.
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570. So no more Otis?
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571. Yeah, I guess I'm gonna
have to find and train
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572. a new assistant manager.
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573. We really need one?
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574. Unless you want me working
90-hour weeks, we do, yeah.
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575. - Hey, you should do it.
- Do what?
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576. The assistant manager gig.
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577. You're organized,
good with people.
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578. No tips.
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579. You should think
about your future.
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580. Get a little management
experience on your résumé
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581. for when you're looking
for your next job.
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582. - Are you firing me?
- You offering Fiona Otis's job?
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583. Uh, table four needs coffee,
Melinda.
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584. - What about me?
- What about you?
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585. I've been here longer than her.
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586. I'm gonna need somebody
who's dedicated to the job.
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587. I'm dedicated.
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588. I've been working in this
roach motel for nine years.
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589. Yeah, you gonna work
weekends and holidays?
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590. Christmas Eve,
Thanksgiving Day?
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591. - I have a kid.
- Yeah, me too.
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592. That's why the assistant manager
works Christmas and holidays.
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593. You're just offering her the job
because she blows you.
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594. I'm right here.
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595. No.
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596. I mean, it's a great
side benefit.
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597. You leave your order up under
that heat lamp any longer,
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598. your tuna melt's
gonna need sunscreen.
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599. Think about that
assistant manager thing.
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600. You'd be great at it.
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601. Did Professor Youens
grade my dynamical systems paper
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602. or did you?
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603. Uh...
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604. Yeah, this was me.
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605. I deserve way better than a D.
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606. Uh...
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607. No. No, no, no.
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608. You—you plagiarized it, dude.
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609. "Qualitative behavior
of dynamical systems
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610. or equations of motions that are
primarily mechanical
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611. can impact solutions
of differential equation"--
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612. You sound like a Nobel Laureate.
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613. You know why you sound like
a Nobel Laureate?
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614. Because you were.
You lifted it from Ketterle.
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615. No, I didn't.
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616. What, you want me to Google it?
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617. All right, listen,
rewrite it in your own words,
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618. hand it back to me tomorrow,
I'll only knock you down
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619. one letter grade, all right?
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620. Thanks.
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621. He a friend?
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622. No.
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623. You could have had him
expelled.
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624. Yeah, well, the kid seemed
like he needed a break.
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625. So you assumed the decision
on what to do next
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626. was in your purview
as my teaching assistant?
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627. Uh...
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628. I don't think
he's gonna do it again.
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629. You...
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630. should consider teaching.
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631. - Teaching?
- Yeah.
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632. The noble act of passing on
knowledge to hungry minds
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633. starving for something
to pull them out
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634. of their shallow
little Facebook worlds?
Copy !req
635. I hear the pay kind of sucks.
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636. That your objective in life?
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637. An unconscionably
large paycheck?
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638. Yeah, sounds all right to me.
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639. Plus, you know,
the student loans are piling up.
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640. Are you even intending
to repay your student loans?
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641. Uh, no, no.
Probably not.
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642. So why not then use
your talents for something
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643. more challenging than managing
a hedge fund portfolio
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644. and paying off your Ferrari?
Copy !req
645. Think about it.
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646. My boyfriend, Derek, the baby's
father, is running late.
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647. Uh, when he gets here, can you
ask someone to send him back?
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648. Sure, honey.
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649. Debs,
did you get my text
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650. about picking up
hamburger buns?
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651. Nah, it's me.
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652. Carl!
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653. Oh, my God!
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654. Holy shit!
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655. Hi!
When did you get out?
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656. - This morning.
- Why didn't you call?
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657. Oh, Jesus, your hair.
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658. Nice, huh?
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659. Uh, it's different.
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660. I thought you had
another couple months.
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661. Got out on good behavior.
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662. Yo, what's up, my nigga?
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663. Cracker.
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664. Wow, your voice.
It dropped, like, two octaves.
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665. Yeah, my testicles dropped too.
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666. How'd you get home?
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667. G-Dogg picked me up from Kewanee
this morning, drove me back up.
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668. Are you hungry?
You must be.
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669. Nah, we hit Popeye's
on the way back.
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670. Could I have a friend
sleep over?
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671. Is it G-Dogg?
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672. Nah, just a kid I met.
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673. A kid? Sure.
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674. That'd be great,
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675. and we should have a party,
a—a welcome home party.
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676. Right?
The whole family.
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677. - Yeah.
- Does that sound good?
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678. Okay.
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679. It's really great
to have you home.
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680. Yeah.
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681. It's good to be home.
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682. Say hi to Yevgeny
like you care.
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683. What's up, little man?
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684. You're getting big.
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685. You never know
when they're watching.
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686. Oh, what, that fat fuck?
Could give a shit, believe me.
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687. All he's thinking about
Copy !req
688. is whether to have
extra helpings
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689. of kielbasa or pierogies
at his mom's tonight.
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690. I got another job for you.
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691. Joe Francetti, C block, 602.
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692. They pay $2,500, but you must
stab him in the eye.
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693. - Dead or blind?
- Doesn't matter.
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694. Either way.
- What's my cut?
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695. Same as last time.
Fifty/fifty.
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696. He just gonna sit back there
the whole time?
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697. Lots more jobs coming in.
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698. We make a lot of money
with you in here.
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699. Fine, look, why don't you take
the milk sucker and scram?
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700. I want to talk to Ian.
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701. Hey.
In the eye, yes?
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702. - Yes.
- In the eye.
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703. In the fucking eye.
I got it.
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704. Thanks for coming back.
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705. Yeah.
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706. Svetlana paid me.
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707. You look good.
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708. Got a new tattoo.
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709. Did it myself.
Hurt like a son of a bitch.
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710. Jesus.
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711. It looks fucking infected.
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712. Kind of hard to round up
a clean needle in here.
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713. Gallagher's spelled
with two Is.
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714. No, it's fucking not.
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715. Fuck.
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716. Been thinking about you.
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717. You ever think of me?
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718. Gonna wait for me?
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719. You're here for 15 years.
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720. Yeah, but I'll be out in eight
with overcrowding, so...
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721. You tried to kill my sister.
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722. Half sister, one.
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723. Two, like you give a shit.
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724. Bitch had it coming,
calling fucking MPs on you.
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725. Time to wrap it up.
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726. Will you?
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727. Wait?
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728. Let's go.
Move it in.
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729. Fucking lie
if you have to, man.
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730. Eight years is a long time.
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731. Yeah.
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732. Yeah, Mickey, I'll wait.
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733. Heh-hey.
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734. - What are you doing home, huh?
- Yo.
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735. No 40-year-old professor coochie
on the menu tonight, bro?
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736. Hey, you know about that?
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737. Dude, you've been sneaking her
in here a couple times a week.
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738. I heard she might be fucking
somebody new.
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739. Oh, yeah?
Where'd you hear that?
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740. Around.
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741. Hey,
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742. probably just a rumor,
you know,
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743. but you should definitely
be lining up
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744. some age-appropriate
dorm snatch.
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745. Have it in your pocket
for when, uh,
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746. Professor Kinky bails on you.
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747. Hi, Mrs. D.
Is Derek here?
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748. No, sorry.
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749. Uh, we were supposed to meet
someplace kind of important
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750. today, but he
never showed up.
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751. I tried calling him,
but I guess his phone's off.
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752. Can I leave a message for him to
call me back when he gets here?
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753. He's not coming back.
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754. Wh—what?
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755. His father took him
to the airport.
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756. He's moving to Florida
to live with his grandmother.
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757. You won't be hearing
from him again, Debbie.
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758. I'm—I'm sorry.
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759. Wait, what?
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760. What?
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761. He can't go to Florida!
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762. He can't go to Florida!
He's the father of my child!
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763. I'm carrying your grandchild!
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764. Fourteen and already
a convicted drug trafficker.
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765. I got to tell you, son...
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766. I couldn't be prouder.
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767. I hope hopes for Lip,
but with him in college now
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768. and this one punching a clock,
I was afraid none of my sons
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769. were gonna follow me
into the family business.
Copy !req
770. - I love you.
- Ignore him.
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771. No, it's important
that you know that.
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772. I really love you.
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773. Sure, Frank.
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774. Call me Dad.
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775. Which nobody can deny.
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776. That's all they had left.
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777. - Hey.
- All right.
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778. - These my eggs?
- Mm-hmm.
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779. He didn't even make a wish.
Copy !req
780. So, Carl...
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781. a lot of the kids in there
Copy !req
782. having to take it up the ass
to survive?
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783. - Kevin.
- What?
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784. That's what everybody's
thinking, right?
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785. Mm.
That's my sleepover.
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786. He didn't answer.
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787. This is Nick.
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788. Holy shit.
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789. All right, I'll show you
around the crib later.
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790. Let's hit up the boys first.
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791. Carl.
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792. Oh, yeah.
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793. Thanks for the party.
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794. Good seeing you all.
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795. Great to be home.
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796. Later.
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797. Well, I guess he won't mind
if I eat his eggs.
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798. And we can still have our date.
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799. Fishing?
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800. Sure.
I'll get my jacket.
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801. Fishing?
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802. How much did you have to pay
your friend to let us in here?
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803. Oh.
Nothing.
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804. I was holding for him
one time when I was busted,
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805. and I didn't rat him out.
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806. Lance owes me big-time.
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807. You thought any more about
that assistant manager job?
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808. What?
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809. I don't know.
Management?
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810. Wouldn't everybody hate me?
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811. Well, everyone
doesn't hate me.
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812. Sure, they do.
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813. Everybody hates their boss.
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814. That's, like, part of
the all-American birthright.
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815. It's life, liberty,
the pursuit of happiness,
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816. and hating the fucking asshole
that you have to work for.
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817. Well, you already have
a felony conviction,
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818. and people are gonna be
reluctant to give you a chance,
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819. but with a little management
experience on your résumé...
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820. it'll make that next job
easier to get.
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821. Yeah, doing what?
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822. I don't know.
Sales.
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823. You can run an office or work
at the Midas Muffler shop
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824. or the Carpet Warehouse.
Copy !req
825. A muffler shop?
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826. Well...
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827. you'd really be helping me out.
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828. There's nobody I trust more.
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829. - Okay, I'll do it.
- Really?
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830. Don't make me think about it
for too long.
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831. - Okay.
- I'll back out.
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832. Okay.
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833. Yeah, okay. Great.
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834. This is fucking stupid.
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835. Yo.
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836. Did you fuck her?
Copy !req
837. - What?
- Did you fuck her?
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838. Shit! Stop!
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839. Fucking stop!
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840. Shit!
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841. What's wrong with you?
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842. Stay away from her!
You stay the fuck away from her!
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843. Stay away from who?
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844. From her!
From Helene!
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845. From my mom?
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846. Huh?
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847. Stay away from my mom?
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848. Get the fuck—
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849. get the fuck out of here.
Copy !req
850. Fuck.
Copy !req
851. Making a bed for Nick.
Copy !req
852. Wouldn't he be more comfortable
on the couch?
Copy !req
853. Likes the floor.
Copy !req
854. Was in solitary
for, like, a year.
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855. Can't sleep in a bed.
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856. I'll be right there, Nick.
Copy !req
857. He likes me to have his back
in the showers.
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858. Makes him feel safe.
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859. He doesn't know any better.
Copy !req
860. He's been in juvie
since he was nine.
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861. What was he in for?
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862. He set his dad on fire.
Copy !req
863. Accidentally?
Copy !req
864. I don't think so.
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865. Otherwise they wouldn't
have been able
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866. to charge him with murder.
Copy !req
867. - How old is he?
- Eighteen.
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868. Had to let him out
'cause of his birthday.
Copy !req
869. He was living on the streets.
Said he could crash at my crib.
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870. He's my brother
from another mother.
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871. You feel?
We're tight.
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872. Don't forget to take your meds.
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873. Debbie?
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874. Go away, Fiona.
Copy !req
875. What's up?
Are you okay?
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876. Just go away, Fiona.
Copy !req
877. Please.
Copy !req
878. You know you can always talk
to me if you need to.
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879. It was so hot.
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880. You were sweating,
Copy !req
881. and you had all that salt
on your upper lip.
Copy !req
882. Mm-hmm.
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883. I licked it off.
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884. You loved that, didn't you?
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885. My God, I love you.
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886. What?
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887. You crazy kook.
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888. You're gonna get us in trouble.
Copy !req
889. All right, all right,
all right, all right.
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890. You keep quiet, okay?
Copy !req
891. No yelling
or anything like that.
Copy !req
892. I love how lusty you are.
Copy !req
893. You ready?
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894. Oh, my God, I love your breasts.
Copy !req
895. Oh, baby.
Copy !req
896. Oh, it's so good.
Copy !req
897. Mm.
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898. Oh, God.
Copy !req
899. Oh, yeah.
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900. Oh, baby.
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901. It's so good.
Copy !req
902. Mm-hmm.
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903. Oh, God.
Copy !req
904. Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Copy !req
905. Oh, no, no, no.
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906. You get on top.
Copy !req
907. Love it when you're on top.
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908. Oh, God, baby.
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909. Yeah.
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910. I like to feel your breasts.
Copy !req
911. Your beautiful breasts.
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912. Oh, God, yes.
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913. Oh, God, baby.
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914. You a sick fuck, Gallagher!
Get the hell out of my cemetery!
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915. I warned you!
Didn't I warn you?
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916. I warned your dumb ass!
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917. Get your ass out of my cemetery!
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918. You crazy motherfucker!
Get the hell out of here!
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919. Fuck you! Jesus!
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920. Get out of here!
I hope you rot in hell!
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921. All right.
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922. - You beat up Dylan?
- Shh. I didn't know—
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923. - You beat up my son?
- I didn't know he was your son!
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924. - Are you out of your mind?
- Professor? Tiffany Thomas.
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925. Yeah, I was in your
Intro to Ethics last semester.
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926. What were you doing coming over
to my house without calling?
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927. - I didn't know who he was.
- Okay, but what were you doing?
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928. Were you spying on me?
Are you insane?
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929. You have no right to be anywhere
near my family or my house.
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930. I know.
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931. Yeah, you're right.
It was stupid.
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932. I'm—I'm really...
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933. I'm really sorry.
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934. Is Dylan okay or...
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935. He will be.
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936. He's a tough kid.
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937. He wrestles at Yale.
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938. Oh, Jesus.
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939. His right eye
is pretty swollen.
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940. - Says you hit hard.
- Yeah, he hits hard.
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941. I mean, I think he nearly
broke a rib or something.
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942. You know,
I thought your son
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943. was, like, ten,
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944. off in prep school
or something.
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945. Tiffany Thomas?
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946. Yeah, I know.
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947. Guess I was—I was feeling
a little sorry for myself.
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948. Did you remember her
from class?
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949. Not really very memorable.
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950. Is she?
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951. Oh.
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952. What are you doing, Frank?
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953. I'm just watching you sleep.
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954. Oh, Jesus Christ, you're really
starting to creep me out.
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955. Are you looking out
for yourself?
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956. Doing breast self-exams?
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957. You know, cancer
can sneak up on you.
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958. Fiona!
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959. Why are you wet?
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960. Oh, a misunderstanding
with the landscaper.
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961. I'm gonna take a shower
in a minute, get warm.
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962. Fiona!
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963. Fiona!
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964. Fiona!
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965. What?
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966. Stop yelling.
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967. Can I help you?
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968. Are you Fiona?
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969. Yup.
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970. We're Derek's parents.
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971. Debbie's friend Derek.
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972. We'd like to talk to you
about the baby.
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973. What baby?
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974. Derek and Debbie's baby.
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975. Holy shit.
What else did I miss?
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976. What?
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977. Nice panties.
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978. They help me feel closer to her.
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