1. We're not doing this,
telling you what happenedCopy !req
2. on Shameless last week anymore.Copy !req
3. - We're sick of it.
- Yeah, we quit.Copy !req
4. - It's over.
- Just not doin' it.Copy !req
5. - It insults your intelligence.
- They don't pay us enough.Copy !req
6. What, they pay you guys
for this?Copy !req
7. - Yeah. You don't get paid?
Are you kidding?Copy !req
8. Of course.
- Well, fuck me!Copy !req
9. Is he dead?Copy !req
10. Faint pulse.Copy !req
11. - Hypoxic.
- High what?Copy !req
12. - Barely breathing.
- What's that smell?Copy !req
13. Grampy went tinkle
in his pants.Copy !req
14. Ugh, damn it.
Not on the new couch.Copy !req
15. Hey, what's goin' on?Copy !req
16. Frank OD'd again.Copy !req
17. How much heroin
did he do?Copy !req
18. - Wow.
Oh.Copy !req
19. And he's not dead?Copy !req
20. Yet another disadvantageCopy !req
21. to decades of copious
narcotics use.Copy !req
22. Should we, like, call
the paramedics or something?Copy !req
23. No, he's done this before
a bunch of times.Copy !req
24. He may be trying
to kill himself.Copy !req
25. He's been depressed.Copy !req
26. The dementia's getting bad.Copy !req
27. Hand me that syringe.Copy !req
28. - Ugh!
- Sheesh.Copy !req
29. Unresponsive to pain.Copy !req
30. Stroke?
- Or he's already brain-dead.Copy !req
31. That happens with overdoses.Copy !req
32. I guess it's up to us
to finish him off.Copy !req
33. Quick shot to the head,
dump his body in the lake.Copy !req
34. I don't think anybody's
gonna miss him.Copy !req
35. What? We'd just be helpin'
Mr. Fuckup finish the job.Copy !req
36. You could pillow him.Copy !req
37. That's what my dad did
to my grandpaCopy !req
38. so we could sell
his double-wide.Copy !req
39. Couldn't afford
his oxygen refills anymore.Copy !req
40. - Who is that?
- Debbie's got a new friend.Copy !req
41. Hey, you check his pockets,Copy !req
42. see if he got
any money on him?Copy !req
43. Trust me, he doesn't.Copy !req
44. I gotta get to work.
Is there any coffee?Copy !req
45. Yeah, I made a pot.Copy !req
46. All right.Copy !req
47. So now what?Copy !req
48. We wait, I guess.Copy !req
49. For what?Copy !req
50. See if he dies or not.Copy !req
51. Said there's coffee?Copy !req
52. Yeah, kitchen.Copy !req
53. Let's go.Copy !req
54. Kev, we gotta get to The Alibi.
The realtor's comin' at ten.Copy !req
55. Hey, when are you guys
heading to Kentucky?Copy !req
56. Soon as we can sell The Alibi.
You in your new place yet?Copy !req
57. Yeah, but we still need to get
furniture and everything.Copy !req
58. We're havin' a yard sale
over the weekend.Copy !req
59. You should come by first
and get whatever you want.Copy !req
60. Yeah, thanks, that'd be great.Copy !req
61. Oh, yeah, everybody
should come to The Alibi later.Copy !req
62. Drinks are gonna be
half off.Copy !req
63. It's a special thank-you
to our customersCopy !req
64. for their years
of loyal alcoholism.Copy !req
65. Mm.
That sounds really great, Kev.Copy !req
66. What time do you wanna do that?Copy !req
67. Seven?Copy !req
68. - Good. We'll be there.
Come on, Kevin.Copy !req
69. Let us know about Frank, okay?Copy !req
70. Franny, breakfast.Copy !req
71. So your big plans of sellin'
the house fell through, huh?Copy !req
72. Yeah, try not to look
so happy about it.Copy !req
73. It's hard not to.Copy !req
74. I don't think
I've ever been so happyCopy !req
75. to see somebody fail before.Copy !req
76. All right, I'm out.
Peace.Copy !req
77. You gonna repair
all the damages you did?Copy !req
78. What?Copy !req
79. Pretty harsh, Debs.Copy !req
80. What? He was gonna put
Franny and me on the street.Copy !req
81. And pretty dramatic—
he was trying to give us allCopy !req
82. - a fresh start.
- I don't want a fresh start.Copy !req
83. - I love this house.
- You love this house?Copy !req
84. Yes!Copy !req
85. Easy to please, I guess.Copy !req
86. What are you doin'?Copy !req
87. I'm just gettin' shit
for the new apartment.Copy !req
88. What?Copy !req
89. Yeah. Two, uh, plates,
two bowls, two spoons.Copy !req
90. Whatever the fuck
this thing is.Copy !req
91. - What is this thing?
- That's my potato masher.Copy !req
92. - Put that back.
All right, Mickey—Copy !req
93. What? You must own
at least some of this shit.Copy !req
94. Yeah, we can get
our own spoons.Copy !req
95. With what money?
Spent it all on first, last,Copy !req
96. and that bullshit
security deposit.Copy !req
97. - Jesus Christ.
Get a load of this.Copy !req
98. They're makin' us pay more
up frontCopy !req
99. 'cause we're from
the South Side.Copy !req
100. I'd get it if we were, like,
brown or Mexican or whatever,Copy !req
101. but we're as made in the USA
as any of thoseCopy !req
102. West Side motherfuckers,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
103. All right, come on,
put it back, let's go.Copy !req
104. I thought we were coming here
to get shit for the apartment.Copy !req
105. Yeah, clothes, my bed, sheets.
Come on, let's get the bed.Copy !req
106. I'm comin' back for that
fuckin' potato thing.Copy !req
107. Mickey.Copy !req
108. You done?Copy !req
109. Which one are you again?Copy !req
110. Liam.Copy !req
111. Hmm.Copy !req
112. She your mom?Copy !req
113. Sister.Copy !req
114. No shit.Copy !req
115. You gonna smoke that?Copy !req
116. Want to, but, uh... nope.Copy !req
117. You okay?Copy !req
118. Yeah, fuckin' Debbie, right?Copy !req
119. That's not what I meant.Copy !req
120. No.Copy !req
121. No, I stopped caring
about Frank years ago.Copy !req
122. It's not like he ever cared
about any of us.Copy !req
123. I, um...Copy !req
124. signed up to deliver
for Zippy Zebra.Copy !req
125. Brad said he'd lend me
his Honda 400.Copy !req
126. That's good. Yeah.Copy !req
127. You gonna move in
with Fred and I?Copy !req
128. Join us at my dad's?Copy !req
129. We can move back in here.Copy !req
130. Are you sure you're ready
to share a bathroomCopy !req
131. with Debbie, Franny, Liam,
and...Copy !req
132. whatever feral sex buddy
Debbie picks upCopy !req
133. on a freeway off-ramp?Copy !req
134. I'd survive.Copy !req
135. I think I might be pregnant
again.Copy !req
136. What? How?Copy !req
137. How?Copy !req
138. I...Copy !req
139. I mean...Copy !req
140. you're sure?Copy !req
141. Uh... no. No.Copy !req
142. I'll pick up one of those tests
on my way home from work,Copy !req
143. but... I'm late, um...Copy !req
144. and my tits are fuckin' sore
like they were with Fred.Copy !req
145. Jesus.Copy !req
146. So no, then.Copy !req
147. No what?Copy !req
148. No, you...Copy !req
149. you don't think
we should keep it.Copy !req
150. You think we should?Copy !req
151. I-I don't know.Copy !req
152. God.Copy !req
153. It's hard enough keeping
a roof over the headCopy !req
154. of the one we got.Copy !req
155. Whoa, hey, no,
that's not on you.Copy !req
156. That's on us.Copy !req
157. This year, the virus.Copy !req
158. I know, I know.Copy !req
159. But we're still here.Copy !req
160. You know?
We're surviving.Copy !req
161. - Right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
162. Damn straight, we are.Copy !req
163. All right, listen,
I gotta get to work.Copy !req
164. But will you call me
if anything happens with Frank?Copy !req
165. - I will.
- Okay.Copy !req
166. And listen.Copy !req
167. You decide
where you want us to live.Copy !req
168. You know?Copy !req
169. I'm cool with wherever,Copy !req
170. as long as the three of us
are together.Copy !req
171. All right.Copy !req
172. Your mattress
smells like ass.Copy !req
173. We can also buy a new mattress.Copy !req
174. Nah, too many good memories
stained into this one.Copy !req
175. Hey, you know
what the day is?Copy !req
176. Twentieth or 21st?Copy !req
177. Fuck should I know?Copy !req
178. Thinkin' it's the 21st.Copy !req
179. Maybe a little less thinkin'
and open those doors.Copy !req
180. This fucker's heavy.Copy !req
181. After we drop this shit off,Copy !req
182. we gotta hit that furniture
rental on Ashland.Copy !req
183. They got a good deal
on taupe living room sets.Copy !req
184. All right. That it?Copy !req
185. No, still gotta grab
the dresser.Copy !req
186. What do we need a dresser for?
We got floors, right?Copy !req
187. Come on.Copy !req
188. Fuck's sake.Copy !req
189. Help me run an errand later?Copy !req
190. Sure.Copy !req
191. Franny, you like muscle cars?Copy !req
192. Oh, yeah, American only.
Right, Fran?Copy !req
193. USA!Copy !req
194. You know, I had
a '70 Barracuda 440 once.Copy !req
195. Ooh!
- Mm-hmm. For a whole two hours.Copy !req
196. Smoked the cops who were on me
after I boosted it.Copy !req
197. Hey, you're your own boss,
right?Copy !req
198. Yeah.Copy !req
199. That means you don't
have to go to workCopy !req
200. if you have something
better to do.Copy !req
201. Mm... like what?Copy !req
202. Hey, Franny,
why don't you go downstairsCopy !req
203. to check if your Grandpa Frank
is dead, okay?Copy !req
204. Bye, Fran.Copy !req
205. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
206. Jesus, this one's
like drinking cotton candy.Copy !req
207. - Too sweet?
- Well, that dependsCopy !req
208. if you're a 13-year-old girl
or not.Copy !req
209. Is there even any alcohol
in it?Copy !req
210. Not everybody wants a drinkCopy !req
211. that tears the skin
off their tonsils, Tommy.Copy !req
212. I think you may need
to serve these upCopy !req
213. - with a side of insulin.
- I gotta learn this drink menuCopy !req
214. before I go down there.Copy !req
215. All right, next up,
Sex in a Driveway.Copy !req
216. Jesus, peach schnapps
and Sprite?Copy !req
217. The Alibi
is a South Side landmark.Copy !req
218. It's been here
since its original owner,Copy !req
219. Stan Kopchek, opened itCopy !req
220. after returning from serving
his country in World War II.Copy !req
221. His Purple HeartCopy !req
222. and dishonorable discharge
from the navyCopy !req
223. are still framed
behind the bar.Copy !req
224. Is there anything
you wanna specifyCopy !req
225. in the listing?Copy !req
226. Exclusions, disclosures,Copy !req
227. things a buyer
would need to know?Copy !req
228. Not that I can think of.Copy !req
229. You can't change the taps.
I promised Stan we never would.Copy !req
230. And no Cubs games—ever.Copy !req
231. White Sox and Bears only.Copy !req
232. - Are you writin' this down?
- Kevin, we are selling.Copy !req
233. The new owners get to decide
which taps to useCopy !req
234. and which games
to put on the TV.Copy !req
235. Actually, I doubt very much
that a new ownerCopy !req
236. is going to want to use
this space as a bar.Copy !req
237. I suspect we're looking
at a coffee shopCopy !req
238. maybe an organic food market.Copy !req
239. The apartment upstairs
could be an extra bonusCopy !req
240. - for an escape room operator.Copy !req
241. And I know of one who's been
looking in the area.Copy !req
242. Hold on.Copy !req
243. I doubt I'll have any trouble
unloading this place for you.Copy !req
244. Yes?Copy !req
245. What the fuck
is an escape room?Copy !req
246. Hi.
New shitter barely got used.Copy !req
247. Should be able to take it
back to Home DepotCopy !req
248. after a good scrub.Copy !req
249. What's up?Copy !req
250. It's Frank.Copy !req
251. Shit.Copy !req
252. He's, uh—he's gone?Copy !req
253. Sort of.Copy !req
254. Put on a mask, asshole!Copy !req
255. No, no, no, please.Copy !req
256. I just ran in for a second.
I'm leaving right now.Copy !req
257. Are you handicapped, ma'am?Copy !req
258. I was keeping an eye
on the street,Copy !req
259. and if anyone would have—Copy !req
260. Do you have
your handicap placard?Copy !req
261. Please.
I promise I won't do it again.Copy !req
262. You know who uses
these spots, ma'am?Copy !req
263. Veterans who lost their legsCopy !req
264. fighting for our freedom
in Fallujah.Copy !req
265. Children born
without spinal cords.Copy !req
266. Old ladies who are paralyzed
by Tesla hipstersCopy !req
267. too busy watching TikToksCopy !req
268. to look up when they
approach a crosswalk.Copy !req
269. Come on, please?Copy !req
270. I've learned my lesson,
Officer.Copy !req
271. I won't do it again.Copy !req
272. You have a good day, ma'am.Copy !req
273. My number one earner's
Cheesecake Factory.Copy !req
274. And the portions are huge,Copy !req
275. so customers figure
you deserve a big tipCopy !req
276. for luggin' all those
calories around.Copy !req
277. Hey.Copy !req
278. Where you headed, bud?Copy !req
279. Goin' to look for Frank.Copy !req
280. You know, you really
don't have to.Copy !req
281. Is Frank missing again?Copy !req
282. Yeah, he's comin' off
a smack bender.Copy !req
283. Hey, if you find him,
don't give him any money.Copy !req
284. Don't have any money.Copy !req
285. And be sure
to stay out if it rains.Copy !req
286. The wetter you get,
the more pitiful you look,Copy !req
287. so customers throw you
bigger tips.Copy !req
288. You okay?Copy !req
289. Yeah, I just, uh...Copy !req
290. never thought
this is what I'd be doin'Copy !req
291. to put food
on the table, you know?Copy !req
292. Hey, how's it been
workin' for Bob?Copy !req
293. Selling plumbing supplies
with my father-in-law?Copy !req
294. It's not ideal.
It's payin' a few bills.Copy !req
295. He's got some space in his
warehouse he said I can use.Copy !req
296. I was thinkin'
about reaching outCopy !req
297. to some of our old customers,Copy !req
298. see if I can make
a couple extra bucksCopy !req
299. after hours and weekends.Copy !req
300. You know,
I could use the companyCopy !req
301. if you're up for getting dirt
under your fingernails again.Copy !req
302. Yeah.Copy !req
303. That'd be great.
Thanks, man.Copy !req
304. And Frank's fine.
Disappeared already.Copy !req
305. Yo, check this out!Copy !req
306. Perfect height for a blowie.Copy !req
307. Leatherette, too,
easy to clean up afterwards.Copy !req
308. Hey, $29.99 a week
for the whole set.Copy !req
309. I wonder if that's
an everyday priceCopy !req
310. - or because today's the 21st.
- Oh, shit!Copy !req
311. Look at this thing,
helps you standCopy !req
312. when you're too fucked up!Copy !req
313. Aw, man, we gotta
get one of these.Copy !req
314. Can I help you?Copy !req
315. Yeah, my, uh...
husband and ICopy !req
316. need some stuff
for our new apartment.Copy !req
317. Hey, you-you got any mattressesCopy !req
318. that do that,
like, lift-up thingy?Copy !req
319. I can get my ass
in that position you like.Copy !req
320. Adjustable beds?
Oh, unfortunately, no.Copy !req
321. Oh. Hey,
someone stealin' something?Copy !req
322. Kind of hard to imagine anybody
walkin' out the front doorCopy !req
323. with one of these big-ass
chairs under their coat.Copy !req
324. Stealing the election, Mick.Copy !req
325. Look, if we wanted
to rent something,Copy !req
326. do we need to sign,
like, a form or something?Copy !req
327. Are you interested
in a living roomCopy !req
328. or dining room set or both?Copy !req
329. The president won
in a landslide.Copy !req
330. I agree.
Biden won in a landslide.Copy !req
331. Living room set.Copy !req
332. The election results
were hackedCopy !req
333. by communists in Venezuela.Copy !req
334. Shit.
Venezuela?Copy !req
335. What the hell have you
been smokin', lady?Copy !req
336. Where the fuck's Venezuela,
anyway?Copy !req
337. The liberal media
called the electionCopy !req
338. for Sleepy Joe and "Komola,"Copy !req
339. even though
we all know they lost.Copy !req
340. Her name is Kamala,Copy !req
341. and Sleepy Joe kicked
your guys' comb-over ass.Copy !req
342. Fake news perpetuated
by elite liberal pedophilesCopy !req
343. - and socialists.
- Okay, and where the hellCopy !req
344. were you on January sixth,
Eva Braun?Copy !req
345. Were you storming the Capitol
with a fuckin' hockey stick?Copy !req
346. At home,
watching brave patriotsCopy !req
347. defend my Second Amendment
rights!Copy !req
348. All right, all right,
we're getting outta here.Copy !req
349. Hey, um,
first month's free,Copy !req
350. and-and we have
same-day delivery!Copy !req
351. No. Gotta go.
We can't be lateCopy !req
352. to the Zionist sex-trafficking
cabal meetingCopy !req
353. at the fucking Pizza Hut!Copy !req
354. Oh, shit, we gettin' pizza?Copy !req
355. Yeah, I'm starvin'!Copy !req
356. Do you not remember
where you parked or something?Copy !req
357. Maybe one more floor up?Copy !req
358. Well, what kind of car
we lookin' for?Copy !req
359. A Mercedes S-Class.Copy !req
360. - Color?
- Blue.Copy !req
361. Green. Maybe black.Copy !req
362. Here we go.Copy !req
363. That's a BMW.Copy !req
364. Same difference.Copy !req
365. You like dogs, Franny?Copy !req
366. I got one in the back.Copy !req
367. Hey, if a cop tags me,Copy !req
368. I'll meet you back
at your place and ditch, okay?Copy !req
369. I think I'm in love.Copy !req
370. Eighteen hundred square feetCopy !req
371. on the ground floor.Copy !req
372. Another 700 upstairs.Copy !req
373. Fifty feet of storefront.
Ample street parking.Copy !req
374. Any HPD restrictions?Copy !req
375. You're in an HPD, but you're
free to knock it down.Copy !req
376. It is not
architecturally significant.Copy !req
377. - V.Copy !req
378. They're gonna knock it down.Copy !req
379. Who's knockin' what down?Copy !req
380. That realtor,
he just said whoever buys usCopy !req
381. can tear The Alibi down.Copy !req
382. We promised Stan.Copy !req
383. Stan's dead.Copy !req
384. The worms finished that nasty
old bastard off years ago.Copy !req
385. Maybe we should
stay in Chicago.Copy !req
386. We already put the deposit down
on the condo next to Mama.Copy !req
387. Okay, then we only sell
to somebodyCopy !req
388. who promises
to keep The Alibi open.Copy !req
389. I'll drink to that.Copy !req
390. We barely made enough
to keep the lights on this yearCopy !req
391. with the city saying to close,
then open, then close again.Copy !req
392. You said The Alibi
was part of South Side history.Copy !req
393. I would've said
Al Capone's lost lootCopy !req
394. was buried behind a wall
in the basementCopy !req
395. if I thought that was gonna
get us an extra $20.Copy !req
396. Oh, my God!Copy !req
397. - What?
- What have you done?Copy !req
398. - Mama sent them.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
399. Take 'em off.
Take 'em off right now.Copy !req
400. - No!
- Why?Copy !req
401. - Daddy.
- What did you do?Copy !req
402. They love the jerseys.Copy !req
403. It's wrong, V!
- Can't do it, Veronica.Copy !req
404. I feel kind of sick.
I might throw up.Copy !req
405. The Bengals, the Reds?
What are—Copy !req
406. You-you can't just
change teams.Copy !req
407. That's like—
that's like-like—Copy !req
408. Switching from boxers
to briefs.Copy !req
409. Changing from Fritos
to fresh fruit.Copy !req
410. Becoming a Protestant.Copy !req
411. We're moving to Kentucky.
The Bengals play in Ohio!Copy !req
412. Well, Louisville is closer to
Cincinnati than it is Chicago.Copy !req
413. This has nothin' to do
with geography.Copy !req
414. We're a Sox and Bears
family forever.Copy !req
415. - End of discussion.
- But if—Copy !req
416. No, not one word,
or we're talkin' divorce.Copy !req
417. Might strip it
down to the brickCopy !req
418. instead of doing a full demo.Copy !req
419. A lot of our customers
live in lofts.Copy !req
420. They love that old
factory feel.Copy !req
421. I think we can get at least
ten tanning beds in hereCopy !req
422. and a couple of spray booths,Copy !req
423. maybe even
a cryotherapy chamber.Copy !req
424. Frank!Copy !req
425. Frank!Copy !req
426. Francis!Copy !req
427. Frank!Copy !req
428. Frank!Copy !req
429. Frank, I've been looking
for you.Copy !req
430. Frank!Copy !req
431. Frank!Copy !req
432. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
433. Frank!Copy !req
434. Wow.Copy !req
435. Lookin' purdy good up there.Copy !req
436. Oh, shit!
Uh, uh, I gotta go.Copy !req
437. I'm late.Copy !req
438. Father's gonna be mad.Copy !req
439. Oh, uh... I'm sorry.
Who are you?Copy !req
440. I'm late.Copy !req
441. I have to get the candles lit
before the procession.Copy !req
442. Uh... I'll go get Father.Copy !req
443. Can I... help you?Copy !req
444. I'm sorry I'm late, Father.Copy !req
445. I can't find the matches!Copy !req
446. They were—they were—
they were always here.Copy !req
447. Oh, uh, w-we keep them
here now.Copy !req
448. Light the altar candles first.Copy !req
449. Hmm?Copy !req
450. Thank you, Father.Copy !req
451. Should I call the police?Copy !req
452. No, no.Copy !req
453. Call an ambulance.Copy !req
454. Hey, got your delivery.Copy !req
455. Boba's here!Copy !req
456. Hang on.Copy !req
457. Betty, your lychee.Copy !req
458. Let me get you a tip.Copy !req
459. Thanks, man.
Thanks.Copy !req
460. Jeez.Copy !req
461. Hey. Got you a Jim's
with extra onions.Copy !req
462. Thanks.Copy !req
463. How's it going
soaking the rich?Copy !req
464. Great. I've given out
six grand in tickets,Copy !req
465. and it's only two o'clock.Copy !req
466. Minding the handicap spot
gold mine, I see—smart.Copy !req
467. Gallagher here is Robin Hood
with the citation book,Copy !req
468. evening the income
inequality scalesCopy !req
469. one parking ticket at a time.Copy !req
470. Yeah, American meritocracy's
bullshit.Copy !req
471. World distributes talent
equallyCopy !req
472. but not opportunity.Copy !req
473. Look at you,
up on the ramparts.Copy !req
474. - Where'd you hear that?
- Some lady left Obama's bookCopy !req
475. at the bus stop.
Guy's actually kind of smart.Copy !req
476. Carl is a cautionary tale.Copy !req
477. Never allow injustice to get
in the way of your paycheck.Copy !req
478. Bosses
won't leave you here long.Copy !req
479. Too many officers
taking pandemic disability.Copy !req
480. Hey, can you run somebody
for me?Copy !req
481. - Yeah, you got a name?
- Uh, Heidi somethin'.Copy !req
482. Uh...Copy !req
483. Heidi Cronch.Copy !req
484. C-R-O-N-C-H.Copy !req
485. New girlfriend?Copy !req
486. My sister's new girlfriend.Copy !req
487. - Holy shit. That her?
- Yeah.Copy !req
488. Might wanna lock up
the silverCopy !req
489. and hide the women
in the woods.Copy !req
490. All available units...Copy !req
491. Oh, gotta go.Copy !req
492. Hey, buy you a beer
after work?Copy !req
493. I'm doing a family thing
at a friend of mine's bar.Copy !req
494. - Half-price drinks.
- I don't know.Copy !req
495. I been steering clear
of the cocktailsCopy !req
496. - with the old ticker.
- Order something virgin.Copy !req
497. Maybe.Copy !req
498. yelling in foreign languageCopy !req
499. Huh?Copy !req
500. Let's go.Copy !req
501. - Who is that guy?
- A friend.Copy !req
502. Uh, come on.Copy !req
503. He seems a little pissed.Copy !req
504. Well, he wanted a Mercedes,
but he'll live.Copy !req
505. Okay, it's definitely
time to go now.Copy !req
506. Let's go.
Go, go, go!Copy !req
507. You're a loser, Anton!Copy !req
508. Keep saying that like
it's supposed to do something.Copy !req
509. I don't know
what you want me to do.Copy !req
510. I've tried all that.Copy !req
511. Yes, I did all of that.
What?Copy !req
512. Voodoo Thai?Copy !req
513. Yes, I did!Copy !req
514. Yes, of course
I fucking back-tested.Copy !req
515. I'm not stupid.Copy !req
516. I don't know, it's just—
it's—Copy !req
517. it's just—it's fucking frozen.
I don't know.Copy !req
518. I got four minutes
to execute this trade, dude.Copy !req
519. I—you installed the algorithm.
You tell me!Copy !req
520. Check the router?Copy !req
521. That's your fucking solution,
check the router?Copy !req
522. Gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
523. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
524. This has happened to me I—Copy !req
525. fucking ten times before
in the past with you guys.Copy !req
526. I'm sick of it.Copy !req
527. Yeah, I'm standing
at the router right now.Copy !req
528. Just-just calm down
for five seconds.Copy !req
529. I don't know—Copy !req
530. Dude, I don't know
what you want me to do!Copy !req
531. The router looks fine.Copy !req
532. Hey, what the fuck
are you doing, man?Copy !req
533. The hell away from there.Copy !req
534. Wait, what did you just do?Copy !req
535. Your Forex rate speed
algorithmCopy !req
536. was set to LSF instead of LSE.Copy !req
537. You're trying to trade
in pounds sterling, right?Copy !req
538. Yeah, I-it didn't know
what exchange rateCopy !req
539. you were trying to use.Copy !req
540. Oh, my God, it went through.Copy !req
541. It wen—I just made
four fucking grand.Copy !req
542. I just made four fucking grand!Copy !req
543. Holy shit!Copy !req
544. Here's your pad thai.Copy !req
545. That's—yeah, great.
Right there.Copy !req
546. Oh, tip, um...Copy !req
547. what have we got, 20 bucks?Copy !req
548. Shit, man.Copy !req
549. It's ten percent, right?Copy !req
550. Francis,
we're gonna be at the hospitalCopy !req
551. very soon, okay?Copy !req
552. Offer's comin' in.Copy !req
553. How much?Copy !req
554. Earnest money, 5,000.Copy !req
555. That's good.
Sixty-day escrow.Copy !req
556. What the hell is escrow?Copy !req
557. They hold the money to make
sure the deal goes through.Copy !req
558. We don't need that.
We can hold the money.Copy !req
559. I love holdin' money.Copy !req
560. - Is this the tanning bed guy?
- I think so, yeah.Copy !req
561. Aw, damn.
I don't tan well.Copy !req
562. - How much?
- Hang on.Copy !req
563. How much?Copy !req
564. Two hundred and eighty-five.Copy !req
565. That's good, right?Copy !req
566. We owe the bank 250.Copy !req
567. That's bad, right?Copy !req
568. We'd clear 35,000,
owe some money in taxes,Copy !req
569. - so maybe 30?
- Is that good enough?Copy !req
570. I was hopin' for more.Copy !req
571. All right, fuck it.
Let's not sell, then.Copy !req
572. It's 30 more than we have now.Copy !req
573. We could wait
for another offer.Copy !req
574. - All right, let's do that.
But a better offerCopy !req
575. may not ever come
or even another offer.Copy !req
576. - Rock, paper, scissors?
- Oh, I hate that game.Copy !req
577. - I always lose.
- You always pick scissors.Copy !req
578. - You always pick rock.
- Exactly.Copy !req
579. - That's why you always lose.
- What?Copy !req
580. So I should pick paper
next time?Copy !req
581. Would you two shut the fuck up?
I'm trying to think.Copy !req
582. Has Frank
been here today?Copy !req
583. - Dead Frank?
- Not-so-dead Frank.Copy !req
584. - He disappeared.
No kidding?Copy !req
585. That's great news!
I been racking my brainCopy !req
586. trying to come up with
somethin' nice to say about himCopy !req
587. at the wake.Copy !req
588. Uh, he could always
be counted onCopy !req
589. to drain your beer when
you weren't payin' attention?Copy !req
590. So no one's seen him.Copy !req
591. Sorry, Liam.
But he's still breathin'.Copy !req
592. - That's good, huh?
- Good for who?Copy !req
593. If he does show up,Copy !req
594. can you make sure
he gets home safe, okay?Copy !req
595. Sure. Of course.Copy !req
596. All right,
are we sellin' or not?Copy !req
597. BP 135 over 85,Copy !req
598. pulse ox is 94 on RA,
so we kept him off O2.Copy !req
599. Altered and confused.
He could be high.Copy !req
600. There's no ID on him, but we
think his name is Francis.Copy !req
601. Hi, Francis.Copy !req
602. You know where you are?Copy !req
603. You're in the emergency room.Copy !req
604. We're gonna take care of you,
okay?Copy !req
605. I don't feel very good.Copy !req
606. Right. We're gonna check
you out soon as we can.Copy !req
607. They keep a key under a rock
in the yard?Copy !req
608. I'd have known that, I would've
cleaned them out years ago.Copy !req
609. All right, V said everything
in the living roomCopy !req
610. and on the dining room table's
up for grabs.Copy !req
611. A lot of good kitchen stuff
we could use.Copy !req
612. We got a mixing bowl, some
pots and pans, cutting board.Copy !req
613. What, you gonna start
cookin' now?Copy !req
614. One of us has to.
Takeout's too expensive.Copy !req
615. Hey, man, ramen, some water,
and a minute in the microwave,Copy !req
616. I'm all set.Copy !req
617. Hoo!Copy !req
618. Look at this, leather chaps.Copy !req
619. What do you think, huh?
Dress up in leather,Copy !req
620. go cruising for some flabby
dentist dudes we can roll?Copy !req
621. - Hey.Copy !req
622. Take a look at this crib.Copy !req
623. It's in pretty good shape.Copy !req
624. What do you mean, "Come
take a look at this crib"?Copy !req
625. Crib means baby.Copy !req
626. Yeah.Copy !req
627. "Yeah," what?Copy !req
628. What, you wanna have a baby?Copy !req
629. You don't want a baby?Copy !req
630. W—h-hold on.
You do?Copy !req
631. Hell yes.Copy !req
632. All right, man, well,
I don't know if you've noticed,Copy !req
633. we don't exactly have
the right equipment.Copy !req
634. Although the way you been
talkin' about pansCopy !req
635. and fuckin' taupe furniture,
you might be growin' a vagina.Copy !req
636. Help me move this thing.Copy !req
637. No.Copy !req
638. Why not?Copy !req
639. 'Cause if we have a crib,Copy !req
640. we gotta fuckin'
put somethin' in it.Copy !req
641. Just grab the other end.Copy !req
642. Where are we even gonna
get a baby, huh?Copy !req
643. No one's gonna let two ex-cons
adopt a kid.Copy !req
644. So we'll steal one.Copy !req
645. What?Copy !req
646. I'm joking.Copy !req
647. Look, there's gotta be
a neglected Milkovich babyCopy !req
648. crawling around
your family tree somewhere.Copy !req
649. You guys are like
horny little rabbits.Copy !req
650. You pop out a Milkovich fucker
at least once a month.Copy !req
651. What?Copy !req
652. I'd be a shitty dad, man.Copy !req
653. No, you wouldn't.Copy !req
654. Yeah, what if I, like...Copy !req
655. beat it or...Copy !req
656. You won't.Copy !req
657. Spare the fireplace poker,Copy !req
658. spoil the child.Copy !req
659. That's the kind of shit
my dad always said.Copy !req
660. Come here.Copy !req
661. - Fuck you.
- Come on.Copy !req
662. Fuck off. No, I don't—Copy !req
663. Fu—Copy !req
664. I hate this.Copy !req
665. You're gonna be a great dad.Copy !req
666. Hey.Copy !req
667. Couldn't find him.Copy !req
668. I'm not surprised.Copy !req
669. - I never could either.
- You used to look for Frank?Copy !req
670. Yeah.Copy !req
671. All the time.Copy !req
672. Did he always come back?Copy !req
673. Not right away.Copy !req
674. But yeah.Copy !req
675. Hey, why don't you
go get dressed?Copy !req
676. Get ready for that thing
at The Alibi, all right?Copy !req
677. Okay.Copy !req
678. Yo!Copy !req
679. Shelby.
What's goin' on, man?Copy !req
680. Shit, man.Copy !req
681. Checkin' out this vacant lot.Copy !req
682. Oh, yeah? How come?Copy !req
683. Thinkin' of buyin' it.Copy !req
684. Oh, shit.
What for?Copy !req
685. Neighborhood's comin' up, man.Copy !req
686. With that condo project
goin' in next to you,Copy !req
687. I figured it'd be
a good placeCopy !req
688. to put my settlement money.Copy !req
689. You got a settlement?Copy !req
690. That gas leak
that took my mom.Copy !req
691. That was, like,
ten years ago.Copy !req
692. Yeah.
Legal shit takes forever.Copy !req
693. I heard your house
was a part of that condo deal.Copy !req
694. Surprised you didn't sell.Copy !req
695. Yeah, me too.
Got screwed.Copy !req
696. You were gonna sell?Copy !req
697. Yeah.Copy !req
698. How much were you thinkin'
of selling your house for?Copy !req
699. I don't know.
I was thinkin', like, 200.Copy !req
700. Oh, well, yeah.Copy !req
701. That's a bit outta
my price range.Copy !req
702. I mean... we're prepared
to go as low as 150.Copy !req
703. Good to see you, Lip.Copy !req
704. Take care.Copy !req
705. Hey, Shelby.Copy !req
706. How much you got, man?Copy !req
707. Oh, my God.Copy !req
708. Do you want me to for you?Copy !req
709. No, no, I'm good.Copy !req
710. Maybe we'll go
a couple more rounds later.Copy !req
711. Hey, I'm thinking
of splitting tomorrow.Copy !req
712. Why?Copy !req
713. El Paso—got a couple friends
in a club down thereCopy !req
714. running some shit
that sounds promising.Copy !req
715. You're more than welcome
to come.Copy !req
716. - To Texas?
- Yeah, get outta ChicagoCopy !req
717. before it gets cold.Copy !req
718. You got your tools,
your truck,Copy !req
719. and you can fix pipes
and whatever,Copy !req
720. and I'll do my thing.Copy !req
721. What about Franny?Copy !req
722. Oh, well, bring her.Copy !req
723. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
724. Why the hell not?
We can have some laughs.Copy !req
725. Thelma and Louise it.Copy !req
726. You only live once, right?Copy !req
727. Hey, Franny,
what you doin'?Copy !req
728. - Drawing.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
729. Uh, it's lookin' good.Copy !req
730. Fiona?Copy !req
731. Hi.Copy !req
732. Where have you been?Copy !req
733. I've been right here.Copy !req
734. - Yeah?
- Course.Copy !req
735. How are you feeling,
Francis?Copy !req
736. - Frank.
- Sorry.Copy !req
737. How are you feeling, Frank?Copy !req
738. You're so beautiful.Copy !req
739. Thank you.Copy !req
740. - Nancy?
Yep.Copy !req
741. Did rapid come back yet?Copy !req
742. Uh, yes...
and it is negative.Copy !req
743. Temp's spiking, 103.4Copy !req
744. And his pulse ox is 88.Copy !req
745. Lung sounds diminished
bilaterally.Copy !req
746. I think we should run a PCR.Copy !req
747. Okay.
Uh, draw a CBC with diff.Copy !req
748. Start him on ten of O2
with a non-rebreatherCopy !req
749. and get him into a gown,
please.Copy !req
750. Fiona, you cried a lot
as a baby.Copy !req
751. Mad all the time.Copy !req
752. Okay. Just take deep breaths.
Try not to talk.Copy !req
753. But so beautiful.Copy !req
754. Oh, shit!
It's Officer Carl.Copy !req
755. Hide your drugs
and illegal firearms.Copy !req
756. I'm off duty, Kev.Copy !req
757. And this is my comrade in blue,
Arthur Tipping.Copy !req
758. He's helping me chase
the gentrifiersCopy !req
759. and scumbag developers
off the streetsCopy !req
760. of our beloved South Side.Copy !req
761. Pleasure. Making sure no one
shoots this idiot?Copy !req
762. Doing what I can.
But he's an animal out there.Copy !req
763. - I know.
The dancersCopy !req
764. are gonna put their costumes on
upstairs.Copy !req
765. What can I get you two
underpaid public servants?Copy !req
766. I will be having a beer,Copy !req
767. and Arthur here will order
something virgin.Copy !req
768. Well, you came
to the right place.Copy !req
769. - You like your drinks pink?
- Or bright blue?Copy !req
770. How 'bout a Coke?Copy !req
771. Well, this place is great.Copy !req
772. Enjoy it while it lasts.Copy !req
773. It's gonna be a tanning salon
in a couple weeks.Copy !req
774. Wait, you guys already sell?Copy !req
775. We got an offer.
Came in kind of low.Copy !req
776. We have a couple of days
to decideCopy !req
777. - if we're gonna accept it.
- Shame.Copy !req
778. There aren't a lot of places
like this around anymore.Copy !req
779. You mean money-losing
businesses?Copy !req
780. Great dive bars where
your shoes stick to the floorCopy !req
781. and you're not elbowed
away from the barCopy !req
782. by dudes with man buns.Copy !req
783. Amen.Copy !req
784. Hey. They here yet?Copy !req
785. No, not yet.
You got the sign?Copy !req
786. Yeah. Should I put it
in the back?Copy !req
787. - Yeah.
- Cool.Copy !req
788. Jesus, there she is.Copy !req
789. - The other one your sister?
Yeah.Copy !req
790. - You gonna tell her?
- Eh. I don't know.Copy !req
791. I'd wait till
that Heidi's not around.Copy !req
792. She's likely to cut you.Copy !req
793. Hey, I've got
the sausages and the buns.Copy !req
794. - Where you want 'em?
- Uh, put 'em in the back.Copy !req
795. All right.Copy !req
796. No Frank?Copy !req
797. PCR came back positive.Copy !req
798. Pulse ox is down to 84.Copy !req
799. Respiration's 30.
Get his bed up.Copy !req
800. Uh, we need respiratory
back down here.Copy !req
801. Nancy?Copy !req
802. Yep.Copy !req
803. Wow.Copy !req
804. Is that legally binding?Copy !req
805. Claire?Copy !req
806. Huh. That's new.Copy !req
807. - COVID?
- Yeah.Copy !req
808. Start him on comfort care,Copy !req
809. 0.6 milligrams
hydromorphone IV.Copy !req
810. I'll call legal.Copy !req
811. Is that Frank?Copy !req
812. Yeah, he said
that was his name,Copy !req
813. but he came in without any ID.Copy !req
814. Gallagher. Frank Gallagher.Copy !req
815. You know him?Copy !req
816. He's a frequent-flier
legend.Copy !req
817. I think he may
still be number oneCopy !req
818. on our drug-seeking
no-fly list.Copy !req
819. Call for his chart.Copy !req
820. There'll be some contact
information on there.Copy !req
821. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
822. Hey, I don't wanna
stay too long, all right?Copy !req
823. I wanna get back
to the apartmentCopy !req
824. so I can unpack my clothes.Copy !req
825. Yeah, four or five beers,
and we'll go.Copy !req
826. One beer, and we'll go.Copy !req
827. Fine.Copy !req
828. Do you seriously
not know what today is?Copy !req
829. Jesus Chr—
I don't know. Thursday?Copy !req
830. Twenty-first.Copy !req
831. Doesn't ring any bells
with you?Copy !req
832. No. Should it?Copy !req
833. It's our wedding anniversary.Copy !req
834. Oh!Copy !req
835. Oh, shit.Copy !req
836. One year ago today.Copy !req
837. Hey, man.Copy !req
838. That's great.Copy !req
839. Come on.
I'm thirsty.Copy !req
840. - Surprise!
- Surprise!Copy !req
841. Happy anniversary!Copy !req
842. Speech!Copy !req
843. Speech!Copy !req
844. Um...Copy !req
845. I love this man.Copy !req
846. [man 1] Who wants to dance?Copy !req
847. [man 2] We'll see.Copy !req
848. How you doing in there, Frank?Copy !req
849. What's that?Copy !req
850. Frank Gallagher's files.Copy !req
851. Come on.Copy !req
852. Help me find an emergency
contact number in this mess.Copy !req
853. You can't let them
sell this place.Copy !req
854. I know. I'm gonna miss it.Copy !req
855. - It'd make a great cop bar.
- You know what? It would.Copy !req
856. I got my 20 in,
some money stashed away.Copy !req
857. We could partner up.
You'd look good behind the bar.Copy !req
858. - No money.
- How much they selling for?Copy !req
859. I don't know.
Hey, Kev. Come here.Copy !req
860. - You made it.
- Yeah.Copy !req
861. One year.Copy !req
862. You had doubts?Copy !req
863. Yeah, you didn't?Copy !req
864. Tami may be pregnant again.Copy !req
865. Congratulations.Copy !req
866. It's not good news.Copy !req
867. It's been a tough year.Copy !req
868. Ah, so what?Copy !req
869. Do it anyway.Copy !req
870. Hey, you don't want it,Copy !req
871. Mickey and I can take it
off your hands.Copy !req
872. Yeah, you want kids?Copy !req
873. I do.
Mickey, um... not so much.Copy !req
874. Hey, I think I found somebody
who might wanna buy the house.Copy !req
875. - No shit?
- Mm-hmm. Shelby.Copy !req
876. The barbecue guy?Copy !req
877. - Mm-hmm.
- How much?Copy !req
878. He's only got 75 grand.Copy !req
879. Ouch.Copy !req
880. Kev and V got 175?Copy !req
881. Yeah.Copy !req
882. So that means we get, uh,Copy !req
883. 15 each?Copy !req
884. Oh, it's not much, but...Copy !req
885. it's something.Copy !req
886. You take my 15.Copy !req
887. We don't need it.
We're doin' fine.Copy !req
888. Thank you.Copy !req
889. But no, thanks.Copy !req
890. So... should we sell?Copy !req
891. You decide.Copy !req
892. I'm good with whatever
you wanna do.Copy !req
893. Everybody's leaving me
with the decisions today.Copy !req
894. That's 'cause you're
the closest thing to a dadCopy !req
895. we ever had.Copy !req
896. Yeah?Copy !req
897. Better go get MickeyCopy !req
898. before he runs off
with one of those dancers.Copy !req
899. Love you, big brother.Copy !req
900. Yeah, I love you too, asshole.Copy !req
901. Hey, there's a car
on fire out here!Copy !req
902. - Come on, check it out!
- Hey, grab your drink.Copy !req
903. - Oh, this, I gotta see.
- Come on. Hey, let's go.Copy !req
904. All right,
make sure you pay our tabsCopy !req
905. before you walk out the door.Copy !req
906. I will find y'all.Copy !req
907. I've been
on the phone for 20 minutes!Copy !req
908. My car is burn—
it's a white Tesla.Copy !req
909. It's in the middle
of the street—it's on fire!Copy !req
910. Hey, how you likeCopy !req
911. that $80,000 Roman candle
now, bitch?Copy !req
912. I'm not gonna ask
your forgiveness,Copy !req
913. because you bunch
didn't do shit for me.Copy !req
914. So let's just call it a draw.Copy !req
915. I know some of you think
you hate my guts,Copy !req
916. and truth be told,Copy !req
917. I never liked any of you
much either.Copy !req
918. But we're all Gallaghers.Copy !req
919. My only adviceCopy !req
920. is to stop worrying
so damn much.Copy !req
921. You're supposed to ask people
on their deathbedCopy !req
922. if they wish
they'd worked moreCopy !req
923. or spent more time
with their family.Copy !req
924. Me?Copy !req
925. Hell, I wish I'd partied more.Copy !req
926. Nobody ever said
our neighborhoodCopy !req
927. was the Garden of Eden,Copy !req
928. but it's been a good home
to us,Copy !req
929. to me and you kids.Copy !req
930. I'm proud of all of you,Copy !req
931. because every single
one of youCopy !req
932. reminds me a little bit of me.Copy !req
933. Lip, you're smart as a whip.Copy !req
934. You just can't seem
to get outta your own way.Copy !req
935. Eh, you'll figure it out.Copy !req
936. Ian—industrious,
incredible work ethic.Copy !req
937. Not a clue
where you got that from.Copy !req
938. Touch of mental illness
from your mother.Copy !req
939. Only way I can understandCopy !req
940. how you ended up
marrying a Milkovich.Copy !req
941. Carl... ha.Copy !req
942. I never could figure you out.Copy !req
943. Can't believe you betrayed
the family and became a cop.Copy !req
944. I'm hoping
you're already on the take.Copy !req
945. Debbie,
you remind me of your mother,Copy !req
946. not in a good way.Copy !req
947. Good luck in life.
You're gonna need it.Copy !req
948. Liam, you're the apple
of my eye.Copy !req
949. You handsome devil.Copy !req
950. Everybody says
you look just like me.Copy !req
951. Oh, Kev, Veronica,Copy !req
952. you're overrated as friends.Copy !req
953. Always sticking your noses
in my family's businessCopy !req
954. where they don't belong.Copy !req
955. You're moving.
I say good riddance.Copy !req
956. And me, Frank Gallagher—Copy !req
957. father, teacher, mentor.Copy !req
958. Captain of our little ship.Copy !req
959. People say you can't drink
your troubles away.Copy !req
960. I say you're just not
drinkin' enough.Copy !req
961. Ah... I guess that's it.Copy !req
962. Not much left to say, really.Copy !req
963. Except... time's precious.Copy !req
964. Don't fuckin' waste it.Copy !req
965. Have a good time.
I sure as hell did.Copy !req
966. Damn! What is
this guy, like, 80 proof?Copy !req
967. At least.
This guy definitely likedCopy !req
968. - to knock back a couple.
Couple of casesCopy !req
969. and two bottles of JB's
more like it.Copy !req