1. Jesus Christ!
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2. Does it look like
I have time to tell you
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3. what happened
on Shameless last week?
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4. Yo, back the fuck up!
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5. Back the fuck up,
shit for brains!
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6. God!
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7. We treated
Mr. Gallagher three weeks ago
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of alcoholic dementia.
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significant impairments
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cognitive functions.
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12. We are selling the house,
all right?
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No more conversations.
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14. No more bullshit—we're
selling the fuckin' house.
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I have reassigned you
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17. Officer Tipping
knows what to do.
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18. Officer Tipping?
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19. Carl.
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20. I am not moving back
to Chicago, okay?
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21. Louisville is my home now.
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22. You can't just decide
a place is your home.
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temporarily,
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25. Girl, you are so dramatic.
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26. Suckers put money
in retirement plans.
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27. Me—
I planned the perfect heist.
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28. What, are you gonna rob a bank?
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29. A bank. Please.
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30. We're gonna rob
the Art Institute.
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31. - Is that—
- No.
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32. No way.
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33. Good morning, Chicago.
A new dawn breaks
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for "Nighthawks,"
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most famous painting,
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security system,
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this is the real one?
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Two guys and a girl,
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what's the big deal?
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romantic.
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they're miserable together.
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it's rudimentary.
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I'll draw it.
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doubt that, Picasso.
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mediocre artist
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because he's white.
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we got to get rid of it, right?
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here, we're all doin' time.
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57. Yeah, top of the washer.
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58. Hi. When are you gonna
fix the hot water?
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59. I froze my tits off
in the shower this morning.
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60. Got the gas company comin'
sometime today.
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61. Hey, or you can get
your tools out
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62. - and you can fix it.
- No, thanks.
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63. Not helping you sell
the house we grew up in.
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64. Jesus Christ, Debs, this again?
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be working today,
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Franny and I have to go look
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hopefully somewhere
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covering the afternoon shift?
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73. Yeah.
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74. - What shift?
The Alibi.
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helping V's mom settle in,
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No one's going anywhere
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all right?
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making decisions.
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worth, what,
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- Wait—millions?
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federal offense.
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86. That's a major artwork?
Ten years, each.
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some dinosaur bones
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truck a few years back.
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if he can find a buyer?
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90. No, there's not a fence in
the world that can move this.
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91. I mean, it'd be like
tryin' to sell the "Mona Lisa."
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by the Art Institute,
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are gonna be all over it.
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off canvas—carpet cleaner?
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102. They fucked me.
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103. You stole it.
It was Tease.
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104. Wasn't it? What'd he say?
Why did he bring it here?
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105. Tease is dead.
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106. - What?
You told me yesterday.
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anything about this, right?
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108. Um...
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110. 'Cause he's Frank.
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be good days and bad.
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112. - What doctor?
- Or he's a lying sack of shit
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for any of the crap he does.
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like that.
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115. - I'm still your father.
- He can't help it, Ian.
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like I'm not here.
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117. - I know a guy—
What are you doing?
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118. - I know a guy—
Frank, Frank, Frank—
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Put it down, sit down.
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120. You don't know a guy.
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121. Okay.
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122. - What are we gonna do?
- He's gonna say we should
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124. Hell, no, they'll kick me
off the force
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126. Just give me the day.
I'll scope things out.
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127. Well, somebody's
got to watch Frank.
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128. We can't.
We're openin' the Alibi.
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129. Take him with us.
- You can't take him
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130. to the Alibi—he'll tell
everybody he stole it.
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131. - Then we're all fucked.
- I'm not gonna tell people
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132. I stole it.
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133. Look, we got to keep him close,
all right? Liam?
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135. Yeah, well, I got to deal
with the remodel,
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136. I got the gas company guy
comin',
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I can't deal with Frank.
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138. Cuff him to the radiator.
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139. - Fuck off.
- Gas company guy might think
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140. - that's a little weird, no?
Just lock him
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it's what he used to do to us.
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142. I mean, he left me there
for three days when I was six.
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143. - I'll take him.
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to run an errand?
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Don't forget your jacket.
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147. We got to go too, Red.
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148. Catch you later.
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149. Sorry. Keep it safe
till tonight.
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You know that?
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I'll have my morning coffee
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in the backyard,
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156. Oh, you know, maybe I'll get
one of those,
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157. um, firepits that Bear's
been goin' on about.
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158. Aunty Bev and cousin Constance
comin' today?
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159. Mm-hmm.
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160. And Sherm and your Uncle Tyler
and cousin Keisha.
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161. Oh.
- I didn't know you had
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- Yeah, Bev was the first
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Louisville,
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just followed.
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You guys should move down here.
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166. It's like the great migration,
but in reverse.
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167. I mean, everybody's movin' back
below the Mason-Dixon Line.
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- V, look,
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a two-bedroom town house
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of that cul-de-sac.
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schools nearby for the girls.
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- Why?
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against clean air?
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177. Huh? Or bein' around family
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178. or that green-ass lawn?
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179. I guess that's terrible,
too, huh?
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180. The lawn is nice.
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181. But it's just,
I-it's the South.
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182. You know what?
I just had a thought.
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183. I should get a hammock
for the backyard.
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184. - What do you think?
- Well, let us get it for you
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185. as a housewarming gift.
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186. Oh, no, you guys
don't have to do that.
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187. Just having you here is
present enough.
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188. Every home needs
a housewarming gift.
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189. Please, let us.
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191. Okay. I can pick one up
on the way
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192. to the Louisville Slugger
bat factory today.
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193. Hey, is there a Waffle House
around here somewhere?
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194. - Waffle House?
- We don't have one in Chicago,
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196. Kevin, do not fill up
on waffles.
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this afternoon.
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198. But I'm hungry.
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199. You'll live.
- The Louisville what tour?
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200. Bat factory.
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with my name on it.
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A bat?
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for me?
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209. Yeah. I can pick up
a couple things.
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210. Now, you gonna need
to take the U-Haul.
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211. The list is pretty long.
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212. - Happy to help.
Thank you.
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213. This is so great!
Sorry.
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the captain didn't assign us
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lookin' for that painting.
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- No.
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- I did once.
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in the seventh grade.
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The Russians?
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221. So they can hang it in Putin's
secret billion-dollar palace
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222. - just to screw with us?
- The Russians?
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223. A heist like that takes
finesse, planning.
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at that sneaky stuff—
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225. stealing nuclear secrets,
elections.
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who wandered into the museum,
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and took it.
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228. An old man?
I doubt it.
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be for someone like that
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or Black or poor?
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232. If he's rich, he'll buy himself
a fancy lawyer
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234. If he's poor, accidently shot
during the arrest.
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237. - What?
- Did you steal that painting?
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alarms, guards.
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they don't know who took it
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247. Oh, God.
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248. When did I get so old?
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249. - Where are we going?
Give me your arm.
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250. I'm writing Lip's number down
in case we get separated.
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with this kid Wen Chung,
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252. see if I can get him to fail
his math test on Monday.
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253. Why?
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I want to go to
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the first kids in each class.
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256. Everyone else has to compete
for the few remaining spots.
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259. Thinkin'
I'll play the Black card.
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260. Then the poor card.
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261. Then maybe even
the dead-mom card.
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262. You could tell him
you're gay, too.
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263. Ooh. That's a good idea.
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264. The gay card's always a winner.
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265. Whatever it takes.
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266. But you can't let China
steal your future.
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270. Right.
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communist bastard
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from you,
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they send our way,
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275. Hey, hey.
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278. - Yeah.
- What, a tornado
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279. - blow through here?
- No, I was up half the night
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- Yes.
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- Yes, thanks.
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- There you go.
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this gonna take?
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287. Well, I should be done with
the kitchen in a couple days,
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on the market.
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get out of my dad's place.
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is ugly.
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yelling at him
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294. Hmm.
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to move into your dad's.
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a smug asshole.
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mechanic applications?
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299. Uh, I got to follow up.
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I applied for
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sell the house, all right?
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on the applications
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310. - Good.
Mwah.
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a couple more boxes
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to finish?
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- All right.
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315. - See you.
- Bye.
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like fancy drinks.
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to get drunk slower?
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a visit.
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- Dinosaur bone guy.
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doesn't think we can sell
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but he doesn't know Teddy.
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give or take.
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down on the Gulf of Mexico,
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come on.
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330. We'll get money
from sellin' the house.
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get from that?
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load it up with Jaeger,
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and see you fuckers never.
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336. Oh, I'd get a waterbed.
I've always wanted one.
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337. They're great for your back.
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338. We need to expand the business,
get another ambulance,
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340. Yeah, right, we need some AKs,
couple ARs, bazooka.
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342. 'Cause it's fun
to blow shit up, Kermit.
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an apartment first,
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we have left after rent.
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a ground-floor apartment.
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down stairs with my bazooka.
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under new ownership.
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352. Lunch special.
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- Oh, thanks.
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for two ninety-nine?
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under new ownership.
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the Slugger factory,
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a man's got to eat, right?
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- South Side, Chicago.
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my mother-in-law.
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It's kind of weird.
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you know?
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in this part a town
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with big hair
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with cross tattoos.
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I think they only hired me
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to be part of the patty.
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I mean...
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you did get the job,
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- Right, cool.
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381. Okay. You ready to see
the apartment, Franny?
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But, no, Franny.
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and...
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with Uncle Mickey?
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a-a guestroom or something.
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the other bedroom together.
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396. All right, Fran.
Time to go.
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at chess club
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to music class.
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400. - Who?
- Wen.
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402. Oh, uh... the kid
who stole your girlfriend.
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during Zoom classes,
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give everyone A's for hardship.
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for nothing.
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That's what I've been
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your whole life.
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know about hardship?
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stealing opportunities
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that's kind of racist?
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a Asian dude who's smart.
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a Black software engineer?
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on Affirmative Action.
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kidnap/intimidate maneuver.
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- That's a surefire way
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without spilling blood,
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you don't want to spill blood.
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you're gonna have to work him.
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430. - Come on.
- What are you doing?
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a kidnapping scheme
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433. Come on, get in.
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434. All right, ladies.
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435. - Thanks, Mama.
Thank you, Aunty.
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436. Here you go,
sweet pea. Bev?
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437. Ooh, just water for me.
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438. That liquor does not mix well
with my amoxicillin.
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439. Oh, Mama!
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440. Shh!
- I know you not tryin'
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441. to tell me to stay quiet.
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442. I have nothin' to be
embarrassed about.
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443. Okay.
- I had a little fun
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444. with a nice young man
and got chlamydia.
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445. - Or maybe it was
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446. a lovely older gentleman—
I don't know who gave it to me.
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447. Okay.
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448. Oh, my God, my ears,
they on fire.
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449. There comes a time
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450. in every woman's life
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451. when she stops carin'
about what other people think
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452. and starts focusing
on what makes her happy.
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453. And I'd say
that's about age...
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454. - 60.
- 60. Mm-hmm.
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455. Or when your husband dies.
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456. - Or after your first divorce.
- Oh, well, in that case,
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457. the ink on my papers
are almost dry, so I cannot
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458. - wait for that moment.
I'll drink to that.
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459. Cousin, what's up
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460. with you and Kev?
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461. Girl, I don't know
how you do it.
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462. I gave up white boys
decades ago.
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463. Oh, my baby used to that.
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464. She only got white friends
in Chicago.
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465. That is not true!
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466. I-I-I have Black friends.
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467. Who?
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468. There aren't many Black folks
on the South Side anymore.
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469. They all movin' away,
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470. bein' pushed out by
gentrifyin' white folks.
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471. Mm, yeah.
Same thing happened in Harlem.
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472. - Pittsburgh, too.
Mm-hmm.
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473. How do you think we all
ended up back down here?
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474. Just move down, V.
Be with your own people.
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475. Well, I'm trying to get
Black folks
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476. to move back to the South Side.
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477. Not gonna happen.
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478. White folks move in,
they take over.
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479. They are an invasive species,
like kudzu.
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480. Listen, you need to get out
before them little twins
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481. bring home white boyfriends
named, uh,
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482. Mason or Dash.
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483. Sis, you right.
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484. Well, plus, your Aunt Bev
swears by the dick down here.
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485. You know, in case you want to
get a whole jump
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486. on that
"makin' yourself happy" thing.
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487. Bev, you got
to hook a sister up, girl.
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488. Hello?
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489. Yeah, this is, uh,
Phillip Gallagher.
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490. I was, uh, callin'
'cause I applied
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491. for the mechanic job last week.
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492. Uh, I was wanting to see if the
job has been filled, and I—
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493. Position's been filled.
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494. Oh. Uh...
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495. All right, well, thanks.
Bye.
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496. Yep. Bye.
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497. What is that?
Number three?
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498. That's a great use
of our time, huh, bud?
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499. Bubba's Kawasaki.
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500. Yeah, hi, this is, uh,
Phillip Gallagher.
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501. I applied for the mechanic job.
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502. I was just, uh—I was wondering
if you hired someone.
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503. We did, but I might have
another opening.
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504. One a my guys peed hot,
blew his parole.
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505. Oh, really?
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506. Yeah, what's your name?
Gallagher?
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507. Yeah. Phillip Gallagher.
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508. Gallagher.
Yeah, you worked at BornFree?
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509. Heard they got sold.
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510. Uh, yeah, yeah, you know,
they, uh—
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511. they let most a the guys go.
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512. I think they're using
the space now.
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513. They're rentin' it out
to a CrossFit or somethin'.
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514. Hey, man,
thanks for comin'.
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515. Yeah...
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516. They take over
everywhere they go.
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517. Checked the meter.
It looks good.
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518. Know where that furnace is at?
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519. Yeah, yeah,
it's just, um...
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520. just down in the basement
right over there.
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521. Yeah, yeah.
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522. All right, yeah, the gig's
40 hours a week.
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523. 15 an hour.
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524. I could start you
on the 6:00 a.m. shift.
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525. 15 an hour, huh?
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526. There, uh, benefits, or...
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527. No benefits,
but every couple weeks
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528. we do a pizza night
for the guys.
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529. Oh, that's, uh...
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530. Shit, you know what?
Uh, can I put you on hold?
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531. That's a pretty good copy, man.
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532. You hear somebody stole
the original out the museum?
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533. - No way.
- Yeah, craziest story.
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534. Well, my grandma
loved this painting.
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535. She had this, uh, copy up in
her bedroom till she died.
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536. I never liked it that much.
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537. Want to sell it?
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538. My mom would love it.
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539. Birthday's comin' up.
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540. Ah, yeah, I don't—
I don't know, um...
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541. Give you a hundred.
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542. Nah, I shouldn't, you know?
Sentimental value.
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543. - Mm.
- Dead granny, yeah.
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544. Where's that furnace?
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545. - Just back there.
- Okay.
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546. Hey, let me know
if you need anything.
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547. Okay.
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548. You've reached
Bubba's Kawasaki,
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549. best bike shop
west of the lake.
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550. We're in Maywood
off the 171.
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551. Leave a message,
and we'll get back to you.
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552. Hey, what about this one?
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553. Close to freeway,
so quick escape.
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554. It's got a big backyard.
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555. We could get a couple pit bulls
in there.
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556. And a basement
to store guns and stuff.
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557. Is it a home or a safe house?
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558. - Same shit. Hey.
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559. Hey, ten bucks.
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560. Since when?
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561. Since Kev and V
put us in charge.
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562. You want to keep bitchin' about
it, it's gonna be 15.
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563. Well, how about this one?
It's got a heated pool,
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564. gym, garden—I always
wanted to grow tomatoes.
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565. That's the gayest shit
I ever heard.
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566. Hey, a pool would be dope,
though.
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567. I'd love an underwater blowie.
How much?
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568. 900 bucks.
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569. It's cheap.
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570. Maybe it's a scam?
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571. You know, a lot of those
luxury condos
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572. that went up before
the pandemic are empty.
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573. It's a good time to rent.
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574. Ah, this won't work.
It's on the West Side.
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575. Let me see it.
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576. See? Other side of the river?
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577. - Oh, fuck.
- Too good to be true, I guess.
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578. Do tomatoes grow on a bush?
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579. On a vine.
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580. Then a bunch of tomatoes
are a vineyard, then.
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581. Fuckin'--hey, we should
go check this out anyway.
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582. I don't want to move
to the West Side.
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583. No, me neither.
I just want to see
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584. what a West Side
heated pool looks like.
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585. I understand, lady.
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586. Calm down, please.
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587. Solution, not eviction.
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588. - Solution, not eviction.
- Let's get the non-lethals.
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589. We might have to beanbag
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590. some of these bitches
to hold 'em back.
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591. Ladies,
we're handling it.
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592. It's just a bunch
of old ladies.
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593. They may look
peaceful now,
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594. but they're one protest song
and a presidential dog whistle
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595. away from turning into
a deadly mob.
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596. - I really don't think that—
- Good.
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597. Don't think. Our personal
safety is my primary concern.
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598. I don't want to,
but if it comes down
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599. to a choice between my noggin
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600. and some old Antifa lady's
blue-haired brain bucket,
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601. I'm bustin' heads.
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602. It's hats and bats time, Carl.
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603. Solution, not eviction!
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604. Back up, ladies.
This is an unlawful assembly.
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605. You wouldn't be the first nuns
I put in handcuffs.
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606. Apologies for that wait.
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607. Our bartender came down
with something
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608. and had to go home.
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609. We been rotatin' servers
behind the bar,
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610. and they're way behind.
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611. Oh, heck.
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612. Doreen's knockin' back
more than she's servin'.
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613. Gonna have to put her
back on the floor,
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614. take over.
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615. Day like this,
she could walk away
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616. with 200 bucks cash in tips
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617. - just workin' lunch.
- Um... 200?
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618. Mm.
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619. I could jump back there
for a bit if you need.
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620. I got years of experience
bartending.
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621. - I own my own bar in Chicago.
- Oh, man, that'd be terrific.
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622. So I get to keep
the tips, right?
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623. Oh, yeah, yeah, come on.
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624. Mm.
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625. They're all so empty.
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626. At our new house, can we have
White Castle all the time?
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627. Sure, Franny.
We'll see.
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628. Be careful.
It's the last toy you've got.
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629. Can I go play?
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630. Sure.
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631. Got to bring it
everywhere.
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632. His Captain America
got stolen at the shelter.
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633. Still cries about it.
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634. How'd you two end up here?
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635. On the streets?
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636. Family threw us out.
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637. Your family?
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638. I think it was the drugs,
really.
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639. By the time I got clean,
they'd all moved.
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640. Wouldn't tell me where.
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641. Assholes.
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642. Yeah.
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643. Families are shit.
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644. They tell you they love you,
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645. but when you need 'em,
they're not around.
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646. What are you doin'?
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647. Looking for cops.
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648. Ah, he doesn't do that anymore.
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649. - Who?
- The—
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650. the bartender
with the Black girlfriend.
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651. - Kevin?
- Yeah.
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652. Sold a lot of pot
out of this thing.
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653. This is a delivery truck.
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654. Oh, shit.
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655. How long have I been
a delivery driver?
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656. No, we took it.
You said we needed a vehicle
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657. so we could kidnap a kid
I need to talk to.
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658. Who are we kidnapping?
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659. - Wen.
- Now.
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660. No, that's the kid's name.
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661. - Wen.
- Ah.
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662. - We gonna beat him up?
- No.
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663. I just need to ask him
for a favor.
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664. We wrote it on your arm. See?
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665. Right.
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666. - Is he big?
- No.
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667. We can throw him in the river,
make it look accidental.
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668. This is way above my pay grade.
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669. Water heater's fine.
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670. Just need a new
pilot light igniter.
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671. But I'm not gonna be able
to turn your gas back on.
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672. - Why? Why's that?
- Well, you got
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673. several leaks downstairs,
you got one up here.
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674. Your pipes are ancient—you're
gonna have to replace 'em.
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675. Well, how much
is that gonna cost?
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676. You have to get an estimate
from a plumber, but...
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677. probably a couple of grand.
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678. Shit, look, man, I'm, uh—
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679. I'm tryin' to
sell this place, right?
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680. Don't you think you can just,
like, patch 'em up somehow,
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681. and then the new owners,
they can deal with it.
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682. Sorry. Don't want you
blowin' up the block.
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683. Let us know when the work
is done.
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684. We'll come back,
turn your gas on.
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685. You got a couple grand
layin' around?
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686. Yeah, me neither.
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687. - Hey.
Hey.
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688. - Let's get a place together.
- Wha... huh?
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689. Just because
we're selling the house
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690. doesn't mean we can't
still live together—
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691. you, me, Mickey, Franny, Liam.
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692. Let Lip do what he wants.
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693. Yeah. I don't think
that's gonna fly with Mickey.
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694. Also, Liam's gonna live
with Lip and Tami.
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695. What are Franny and I
supposed to do?
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696. I don't know how to live
by myself.
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697. I've never been alone
a day in my life.
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698. I don't know.
Get some roommates.
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699. - Where are you?
- Why?
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700. 'Cause you were supposed to
be here 40 minutes ago.
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701. Mickey and I are late
to a thing.
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702. Yeah, well,
I'm looking for housing
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703. for me and my soon-to-be
homeless daughter.
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704. I'll get there
when I get there.
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705. Debs, are y—
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706. - She's running late.
- Yeah, no shit.
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707. We're supposed to meet
the rental lady in 30 minutes.
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708. - We should cancel.
- What? Fuck that.
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709. You know what?
Tommy, get behind the bar.
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710. - What?
- You're in charge
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711. till we get back.
You get two free beers.
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712. Nobody else gets free shit,
especially fuckin' Kermit.
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713. Let's go for a swim.
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714. I don't think they're gonna
let us swim.
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715. Okay, ladies, round three.
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716. Oh, my God, I can't believe
you talked us into round three.
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717. You're bad.
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718. You're really bad.
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719. You guys are nurses.
You're heroes.
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720. You deserve round three
and many more.
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721. Mmm. So yummy.
What do you call this again?
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722. Oreo mojito.
It's my own creation.
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723. It won Cocktail of the Year
in Vegas.
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724. Wow. So you're like
a real cocktail sommelier.
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725. Tell us, Kev,
are you single?
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726. One sec.
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727. - Hey!
Kev, when are you
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728. getting here?
People are askin' about you.
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729. Uh, sorry, babe, I got caught
up with Carol's errands,
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730. - and then I got hungry—
- I don't need
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731. a play-by-play.
Just get here.
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732. Okay.
I'll see you in a bit.
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733. I love you.
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734. Solution, not eviction.
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735. Solution, not eviction.
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736. This is fucked up.
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737. Solution, not eviction!
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738. Hey, who's that?
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739. The landlord—I've seen him
at a few of these before.
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740. He's the guy
who called this in.
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741. How do you sleep at night?
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742. Hey, hey!
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743. We're not going anywhere.
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744. You hit me with that bag again,
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745. - I'm gonna arrest you.
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746. Some asshole cop
knockin' at my window.
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747. Yeah. Hold on a second.
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748. Solution, not eviction!
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749. - Can I help you?
- You can't park here, sir.
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750. - That's my house right there.
- You got to move your car.
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751. - You're double-parked.
- Carl, what are you doing?
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752. And I also noticed you're on
the phone while driving.
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753. - That's a traffic violation.
- I'm gonna call you back.
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754. - Hey, is this kid serious?
- Need you just step out
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755. - of the vehicle, sir?
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756. - What?
- I said...
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757. - Whoa!
- Step out of the vehicle.
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758. Get off of me, man!
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759. What the hell you think
you're doin'?
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760. I'm arresting you for
assaulting a police officer.
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761. - Class D felony!
- Assault?
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762. If anyone's assaulting anyone,
it's you assaulting me.
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763. Gallagher, we don't arrest
people that drive Mercedes.
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764. - Do you know who I am?
- I don't care, sir.
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765. - I'm calling my alderman!
- You people think you can
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766. just come down here
to the South Side,
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767. park wherever you want,
kick out our neighbors,
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768. arrest old men just 'cause
they have dementia?
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769. I have the mayor's
cell phone number.
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770. I don't care if you have
LeBron on speed-dial.
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771. You're going to jail.
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772. You and your fancy S-class
and shiny shoes
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773. are what's wrong
with this world.
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774. - You're goin' down!
- Ah!
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775. Huh? Well, fuck that!
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776. Give Liam what he needs,
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777. and this doesn't
have to get ugly.
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778. - Frank, stop!
- You know this guy?
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779. - He's my dad.
- You watch your mouth,
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780. fat guy,
or I will fuck you up.
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781. I don't care how little
you are.
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782. Give that back!
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783. No, wait, Liam.
Wait a second!
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784. Liam—Jesus!
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785. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. A-are you okay?
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786. I'm sorry.
My bad. He has dementia.
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787. The deal's off—
I'm taking the test on Monday,
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788. and I'm acing it.
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789. Why would you do that?
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790. We were doing good cop,
bad cop.
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791. No, we weren't!
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792. I was making a deal with him,
and you ruined it!
Copy !req
793. - Ah-ah-ah...
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794. Cousin,
where you get them moves?
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795. She got 'em
from her mama.
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796. It's true, I did.
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797. Oh, baby, come here, come here.
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798. This is Millie.
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799. Millie lives on the other side
of that empty condo.
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800. V, y'all could be neighbors.
Copy !req
801. It's nice to meet you,
Ms. Millie.
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802. Millie, this is my daughter
Veronica.
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803. She's an entrepreneur
and a political organizer
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804. back up in Chicago.
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805. I'm not really
a political organizer.
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806. Political organizer!
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807. Do you know the Obamas?
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808. I... I do.
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809. Shelley and I were in
a runners' club together.
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810. You have to meet
my son Douglas.
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811. He wants to run for Congress.
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812. He could use an experienced
political organizer
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813. who knows the Obamas
on his campaign.
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814. - Campaign, for Congress?
- Mm-hmm.
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815. Ha ha ha ha!
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816. Yo, that pool is sick!
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817. - Garbage disposal.
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818. Never have to put your hand
down the drain again!
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819. Fireplace.
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820. Ooh!
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821. - Right?
- Come on, let's go.
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822. Wait. One more thing.
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823. You got to feel this bed.
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824. - All right.
- All right.
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825. Just check out this bed, baby.
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826. Ahh.
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827. Ahh. It's like sleeping
on a cloud.
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828. Oh. Yeah.
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829. Yeah, that's nice.
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830. I think we should do this.
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831. Do what?
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832. Rent this place.
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833. Wait—what?
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834. Well, it's nice, it's cheap,
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835. you love the pool, and the
lady at the leasing office
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836. said if we sign
in the next 30 minutes,
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837. we get the first month
rent-free.
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838. - It's on the fuckin' West Side.
- I-it's only 15 minutes away.
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839. - Just a few miles.
- No. We don't know
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840. the escape routes, t-the
bail bondsmen around here—
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841. So we stop doing shady shit
and grow some tomatoes.
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842. Can we just talk to the lady?
Take a look at the lease?
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843. I don't want to look
at the fuckin' lease.
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844. I'm not movin' here.
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845. Was this your plan
the whole time?
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846. No, of course not.
But the place is nice.
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847. Can you just think about it?
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848. All I wanted
was to go for a swim.
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849. Mickey.
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850. Hey. Uh, I'm Debbie.
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851. I-I called about the room
you're rentin' out.
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852. Ah, yes, Debbie.
Very nice to meet you.
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853. And who is this lovely
little lady?
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854. This is my daughter Franny.
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855. Hi, Franny.
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856. You want to go over
and play with Fabiola
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857. while I show your mama
the room?
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858. Okay.
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859. I'm Beatrice.
Uh, these are my sons,
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860. Junior, Daniel,
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861. my daughter Tamara.
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862. Oh, oh!
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863. Some of the little ones
are mine.
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864. Others are grandchildren.
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865. You come from a big family,
Debbie?
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866. - I do.
- And you don't live together?
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867. We recently lost our house.
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868. Oh, that's sad to hear.
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869. Was it the virus that got you?
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870. - Somethin' like that.
- Mm.
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871. - Do you guys all live here?
Mostly.
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872. Some come and go.
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873. Your room is up over
the garage.
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874. Used to belong
to my mother-in-law.
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875. I thought I was living
in the house.
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876. No, on the other end
of the backyard.
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877. It's very private.
You'd hardly ever see us.
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878. Like your own little sanctuary.
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879. Well, would we share
the backyard?
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880. Mm, no, we all never
go out back.
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881. When my mother-in-law pass on,
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882. it took us almost a week
to realize she died.
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883. We forgot she was back there.
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884. Ha ha ha.
Don't worry, though.
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885. - We cleaned it up.
- Well, I was wondering
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886. if there's maybe a room
in the house
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887. that I could live in?
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888. Maybe one of your kids want
to switch with Franny and I.
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889. They could take the garage,
and we could take their room?
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890. I don't think
that would work.
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891. Well...
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892. Franny's only ever lived
in a house full of chaos,
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893. so it could be traumatizing
for her to lose that.
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894. Uh... that's my son's room.
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895. Well, uh...
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896. Cool! What about this room?
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897. That's the kids' room.
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898. There's three kids
in there already.
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899. Well, Franny and I
could take the fourth bed.
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900. We don't need much space.
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901. I wouldn't feel comfortable.
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902. We'll totally chip in
with utilities.
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903. I could cook, clean.
I'll watch the kids.
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904. We just prefer to keep
the family together.
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905. I'm sure you understand.
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906. Hey.
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907. Where are your beers?
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908. What are you lookin' for?
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909. IPAs, porters, sours,
hefeweizens?
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910. American.
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911. To the right.
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912. Jesus Christ!
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913. How much for this?
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914. Four bucks.
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915. For the can?
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916. Should be, like, three bucks
a fuckin' six-pack, man.
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917. What kind of West Side bullshit
is this, asshole?
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918. Got to sell a kidney
just to afford a beer.
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919. - Four-dollar can, my ass.
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920. - On your left!
- Oof—
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921. Jesus, Fuck!
- I said on your left!
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922. It's confusing!
My left or yours?
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923. On your right!
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924. Jesus Chr—
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925. Why the fuck
is everybody runnin'?
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926. No one's chasing you fuckers.
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927. West Side bullshit.
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928. Hey.
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929. There's my big boy.
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930. Hi. Hey.
How was your day?
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931. Ah, it was pretty shitty.
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932. Well, I was asking Fred, but...
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933. Why shitty?
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934. Well, the gas is still off.
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935. Apparently the pipes are old,
and the whole place could blow,
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936. so it's gonna cost
a couple grand to fix it
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937. before I can sell the place.
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938. Well, can your siblings
pitch in?
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939. I doubt it.
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940. They haven't lifted
a hammer to help yet.
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941. Did you follow up
on those jobs?
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942. Yeah. Um, they didn't
have anything.
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943. Shit.
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944. - Who's that?
- No clue.
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945. So sorry.
Is now a bad time?
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946. - We know we're a day early.
- We were just, uh,
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947. hoping to check out
some paint samples.
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948. Oh.
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949. New owners.
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950. Uh, yeah, sure.
Come in. We're just...
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951. loading up the last boxes.
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952. You must be sad
to say good-bye to this place.
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953. Uh, dude, we really
liked that fixture
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954. in the walkthrough—
I don't know that you can
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955. - just take it.
- Uh, this one's mine,
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956. but you can talk to Milton.
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957. He's got one in a box
in the garage.
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958. Saw that sweet Indian
out in the garage.
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959. That your ride?
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960. Yeah. I've been fixin' it up.
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961. - I always wanted one.
- Oh, yeah?
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962. For the weekends.
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963. Well, it's for sale.
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964. No way.
Yeah.
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965. How much?
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966. 15 grand.
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967. Or, um...
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968. I-I don't know.
Wh-what were you thinking?
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969. I don't know... eight?
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970. Eight?
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971. Well, I don't know, maybe
I could do, uh, 12?
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972. I can go, like, nine.
That's all I got.
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973. No.
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974. Does that even cover
what you put in? No.
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975. Yeah.
Yeah, no, it's good, it's, uh—
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976. Okay, we can do, um...
we can do nine.
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977. - You got a deal.
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978. You want to come take
another look?
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979. Yeah.
Yeah, let's go.
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980. So how much
did you have in it?
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981. Seven in parts,
plus my labor
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982. means I made about, uh...
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983. two bucks an hour.
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984. You okay?
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985. Yeah, it's nine grand.
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986. Liam, hey.
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987. Man!
You missed it.
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988. Some delivery van got stolen
over on Cermak,
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989. and the cops
were all over the place.
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990. I don't know how to do this.
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991. - Do what?
- Take care of you.
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992. You're supposed to
take care of me.
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993. You don't have to
take care of me. I'm fine.
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994. No, you're not.
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995. You have dementia.
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996. What are you doing?
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997. That bad?
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998. Bad like old Mr. Ionescu?
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999. Wandering around
in his bathrobe
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1000. with his dick hanging out?
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1001. Not yet.
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1002. Ionescu got his dick caught
in a tree in Lincoln Park.
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1003. They think he was
trying to fuck it.
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1004. Ended up freezing to death.
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1005. Had to cut him out.
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1006. Have you all talked
about what to do with me
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1007. when it gets bad?
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1008. No. But it'll probably
be up to me
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1009. to figure it out.
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1010. That's a lot
for a nine-year-old kid.
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1011. Who else
is gonna do it?
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1012. They all hate you.
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1013. Right.
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1014. I'm 11.
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1015. Here is your tip.
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1016. Here's a little somethin'
on top.
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1017. Your drink killed out there!
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1018. Yeah, the trick is
to load it up with Oreos.
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1019. You got to cram 'em in.
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1020. Makes the drink so sweet
you hardly need any liquor.
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1021. The sugar does all the work
for you.
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1022. Well, if you stick around,
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1023. know that there is a job
for you here at Fry-Yay's.
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1024. - Really?
- Ha ha.
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1025. Absolutely.
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1026. Holy fuckin' shit!
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1027. Hey, Franny, you missed a spot
on the bottom there.
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1028. Oh, leave the kid alone.
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1029. Yeah, enough. Here's a free
beer for you, Kermit.
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1030. Can't believe Ian left
you two in charge of the bar.
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1031. I'm surprised there's a bar
left to be in charge of.
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1032. They went to look
for an apartment.
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1033. Traitors. They don't care
what's gonna happen
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1034. to Franny and me.
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1035. We're gonna end up homeless
on the street
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1036. or dead on the floor
of an empty apartment.
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1037. That's why I never moved out.
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1038. I don't know what I'm gonna
do when Mom dies.
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1039. Stop taking baths with her,
for one.
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1040. That was one time.
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1041. Can't believe I told you that.
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1042. You know what, Debs? You and
Franny can move in with me
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1043. if you want—
I got an extra room.
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1044. My place has been empty
since the divorce, and sad.
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1045. That's why I'm here
all the time.
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1046. Thanks, Tommy.
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1047. But I think I'd rather live
under the El tracks.
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1048. Where the hell'd you go?
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1049. Signed the lease.
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1050. - You did what?
- It'll be good for us, Mick.
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1051. We can start a life here.
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1052. Without your family
or my family—just us.
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1053. You know I grew up
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1054. dreamin' about being
king of the South Side?
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1055. Makin' deals, shootin' people,
not being married to some fag
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1056. who wants to sleep
on a cloud bed
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1057. on the fuckin' West Side.
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1058. - It is a nice bed.
- And what's so bad about
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1059. - bein' from the South Side?
- Nothing.
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1060. We'll always be from
the South Side, but...
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1061. now we have a heated pool.
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1062. Fuckin' great.
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1063. Well, good.
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1064. You know we're farther south
right now than at our house?
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1065. - Bullshit.
- No, it's true.
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1066. 'Cause of the river.
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1067. Chicago makes no fuckin' sense.
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1068. Whatever.
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1069. Handcuff keys, Gallagher.
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1070. Sorry about that.
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1071. Yeah. I got your badge numbers.
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1072. You know, sir, kid's a rookie.
They don't always know.
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1073. - I'm callin' my attorney.
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1074. You didn't tell him
about the Mercedes rule?
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1075. I told him.
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1076. What the hell, Gallagher?
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1077. We don't arrest rich people
in nice cars.
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1078. He broke the law, Sarge.
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1079. Cut the "defender of the weak"
shit.
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1080. It is not our job
to police the rich.
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1081. Their contributions
paid for our new gym
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1082. and the snacks
in our break room.
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1083. We're here to serve
and protect the rich,
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1084. not arrest them.
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1085. Who's protecting the people
he threw out on the street?
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1086. They didn't pay rent,
so they got evicted.
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1087. Then they said, "Screw it,
I'm staying anyway,
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1088. even though it's not my house."
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1089. - But don't you just—
- We let them get away with it,
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1090. next thing you know,
nobody's paying rent,
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1091. the economy collapses,
and we wake up one morning
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1092. living in
post-apocalyptic ruins
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1093. eating old cans
of dog food.
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1094. The point is, poor people
need to follow the law.
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1095. We get paid to enforce it.
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1096. You can't wear blue
if you don't get that.
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1097. - So I'm fired?
- I doubt it.
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1098. It's almost impossible
to get fired from the force.
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1099. You got to have ten or 12
excessive force complaints
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1100. before they even open
an investigation.
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1101. What are we gonna do now?
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1102. Where are we gonna live?
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1103. Where do I go?
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1104. Let me have two bags.
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1105. - Throw in some works, will you?
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1106. Where's that Sharpie?
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1107. Who was that?
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1108. It occurs to me...
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1109. I've made more enemies
than friends.
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1110. Sounds accurate.
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1111. Thanks.
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1112. I got to make one more stop.
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1113. I'll stick with you,
if that's okay.
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1114. Sure.
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1115. - Want to make dinner together?
- No. I want to shower.
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1116. Hot water's still out.
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1117. Fuck you been doin' all day,
sittin' around jackin' off?
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1118. Ignore him.
He's just bitchy
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1119. because we rented a place
on the West Side.
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1120. No, look, it's his fuckin'
fault we got to move
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1121. in the first place.
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1122. What's goin' on?
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1123. W-wait.
You found an apartment?
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1124. Yeah. It's got a pool
and a garden.
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1125. You're moving out already?
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1126. Signed the lease
and everything.
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1127. Shit!
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1128. You pick that up?
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1129. They're right there.
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1130. Jesus Christ.
Hand me the pliers, Mickey.
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1131. Get it yourself, bitch.
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1132. What the fuck's your problem?
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1133. You are my fuckin' problem.
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1134. If you weren't all
Mr. Fuckin' Fix It,
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1135. I wouldn't be movin'
to the goddamn West Side.
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1136. Pick it up.
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1137. Or what?
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1138. Get the fuck out of my face.
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1139. The fuck are you gonna do?
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1140. Motherfucker!
- Aah!
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1141. Hey, hey!
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1142. What the fuck?
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1143. Hey, hey, stop!
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1144. Chill the fuck out!
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1145. Hey!
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1146. What's wrong, Mama?
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1147. Mama's really gonna
miss her family.
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1148. - Where have you been?
- V, this is gonna sound crazy.
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1149. But I accidentally got
a bartending job.
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1150. - What? How?
- This guy got sick.
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1151. I'm eatin' a burger.
I don't know.
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1152. Right place, right time,
I guess.
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1153. But I made more in tips today
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1154. than we do at the Alibi
in a week!
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1155. - No.
- Yeah!
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1156. Running your own business
is a fool's game.
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1157. We should sell the Alibi,
move down here, and make bank.
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1158. I maybe got offered
a job today, too.
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1159. Working on a campaign
for Congress.
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1160. Congress?
Holy shit, that's amazing.
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1161. That's government, right?
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1162. Are we gonna do this?
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1163. We can't do this,
can we?
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1164. Pliers?
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1165. Thanks.
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1166. I'm sorry.
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1167. Tough day?
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1168. Got to spend a couple grand
on pipes
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1169. to get the gas turned back on.
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1170. Had to sell my Indian for about
half of what it's worth.
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1171. Frank's stealin' masterpieces,
Debbie hates me,
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1172. and Tami and Fred are living
in her dad's house, so, um...
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1173. Yeah, I've seen better days.
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1174. I don't know
what the fuck I'm doing.
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1175. Yeah, the last part is true.
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1176. All the other stuff is just
your brain fuckin' with you.
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1177. You got a great family.
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1178. Debbie's Debbie.
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1179. You did an amazing job
fixing up the Indian.
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1180. All this "woe is me" shit—
that's the old you.
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1181. Maybe you need a meeting.
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1182. Yeah.
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1183. Thanks.
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1184. Hit my husband again,
I'll fuckin' kill you.
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1185. Right.
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1186. Have you figured out
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1187. how we're gonna get rid
of the painting?
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1188. I swear I put it
in the top bunk.
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1189. Where the hell
could it be?
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1190. No! Shit!
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1191. Franny—
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1192. Look!
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1193. Stickers!
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1194. Aren't they pretty?
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1195. Don't look so glum, kid.
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1196. Everybody dies
sooner or later.
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1197. I'm not ready
to check out yet.
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1198. It was a good life.
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1199. You know what
I'm proudest of?
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1200. Your kids?
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1201. Ha ha ha ha!
No.
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1202. That I got to live it my way.
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1203. There you go.
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1204. What do you think?
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1205. It's perfect.
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