1. Fuck you.
I ain't telling you shit.Copy !req
2. Honey, be polite.Copy !req
3. It's not their fault
they don't remember.Copy !req
4. They have that big steel plate
in their head.Copy !req
5. Why else would you not
remember somethingCopy !req
6. that happened
one damn week ago?Copy !req
7. It's our new RV.Copy !req
8. I guess... we're living
in an RV now.Copy !req
9. City basketball clubs
are recruiting today.Copy !req
10. Todd can't keep
his offers straight,Copy !req
11. so I'm managing him.Copy !req
12. Hey, what's the deal
with Paula?Copy !req
13. The deal is, you're fucked.Copy !req
14. Sparky!
Sparky!Copy !req
15. Sparky, Shelly.
Shelly, Sparky.Copy !req
16. She's your boss.Copy !req
17. Well, vice boss,Copy !req
18. 'cause I'm your boss.Copy !req
19. Stick it to him, Shel.Copy !req
20. I negotiated Pepa
down to partial custodyCopy !req
21. in exchange for some
of Derek's death benefit,Copy !req
22. but I can't stomach the thought
of that bitch havingCopy !req
23. one second alone with Franny.Copy !req
24. She ready?Copy !req
25. She's gonna piss
on the family's electronicsCopy !req
26. and start
several small fires,Copy !req
27. so yeah, she's ready.Copy !req
28. Sweet.Copy !req
29. Remember,
you're Franny now.Copy !req
30. Didn't think
you'd actually show.Copy !req
31. Here I am,
and here's Franny,Copy !req
32. on time, as promised.Copy !req
33. So I guess
I owe you a check.Copy !req
34. I guess you do.Copy !req
35. Oh, my God,
everybody get out!Copy !req
36. Get out now!Copy !req
37. - Franny! What the hell?Copy !req
38. Hello, 911?Copy !req
39. I'd like to report a fire.Copy !req
40. Hey, yo,
step off that shit!Copy !req
41. Oh, thank goodness
you're here.Copy !req
42. I know you?Copy !req
43. No.Copy !req
44. This bus stop is so dark.Copy !req
45. Yeah, a couple
of streetlights are out.Copy !req
46. Have been ever since
my Emeril was still alive.Copy !req
47. Really?Copy !req
48. Hmm. He passed in 2002.Copy !req
49. Oh.Copy !req
50. I'm Ester.Copy !req
51. Carl.Copy !req
52. I'm not usually out
this late.Copy !req
53. Was celebrating
my birthday.Copy !req
54. My sister got me this.Copy !req
55. Oh, wow.
That's really nice.Copy !req
56. I'm 75 years young today.Copy !req
57. Holy shit!
Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
58. Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
59. I can swear
with the best of them too.Copy !req
60. Oh, you need a hand?Copy !req
61. This isn't my bus.Copy !req
62. I'm a number 15.Copy !req
63. Oh.Copy !req
64. You go.Copy !req
65. Sure?Copy !req
66. Get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
67. See?
What'd I tell you?Copy !req
68. Nice to meet you, Carl.Copy !req
69. Take care.Copy !req
70. Your purse!Copy !req
71. Stop the bus!
That woman's getting robbed!Copy !req
72. - Ester!
- Not a chance.Copy !req
73. - Call 911 if you want.
- Come on, stop the bus!Copy !req
74. - Shut up.Copy !req
75. Hey, let me out!Copy !req
76. Open the doors!
Oh, hey!Copy !req
77. Open the door!
Come on!Copy !req
78. - Sit down.
- Come on!Copy !req
79. I ain't stopping, man.
I have a schedule to keep.Copy !req
80. Ester.Copy !req
81. - Ugh.
- Your baby's crying.Copy !req
82. I fed him at 4.Copy !req
83. No, I fed him at 4.Copy !req
84. Are you sure?Copy !req
85. I have no idea.
It's all a blur.Copy !req
86. Why isn't he a teenager yet
who can just feed himself?Copy !req
87. You know, maybe we can
get him one of those, uh,Copy !req
88. you know,
gerbil bottle things.Copy !req
89. You know, rig it up
to the side of his crib.Copy !req
90. I know.Copy !req
91. All right, I'll feed him.
You get coffee?Copy !req
92. Deal.Copy !req
93. - Hey.
- Yeah.Copy !req
94. Hi.
Hey, Mommy's coming, all right?Copy !req
95. - I got you. I got you.Copy !req
96. I got you.
Hey.Copy !req
97. Hey, I hear you.Copy !req
98. Is somebody hungry?
Come here.Copy !req
99. Come here.Copy !req
100. Yeah.Copy !req
101. - Can we change your diaper?
- Hey.Copy !req
102. Should we change your diaper?Copy !req
103. So it's been about, uh,
six weeks, right?Copy !req
104. I think so.Copy !req
105. Yeah.Copy !req
106. We can have sex now.Copy !req
107. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
108. Good.Copy !req
109. Good.Copy !req
110. - Oh.
- Oh, my...Copy !req
111. Uh...Copy !req
112. Seriously, Fred?Copy !req
113. - Hey, get away from her!
- Give me your purse!Copy !req
114. Better run.Copy !req
115. Ester, are you okay?Copy !req
116. Keep your wet dreams
to yourself, son.Copy !req
117. Saw an old lady get shotCopy !req
118. at the Ashcroft bus stop
last night.Copy !req
119. Who hasn't been shot
at that bus stop?Copy !req
120. I wanted to help her.
It happened so fast.Copy !req
121. Bus driver wouldn't stop.Copy !req
122. If you made ten bucks an hour,
you wouldn't stop either.Copy !req
123. You know, the streetlights
were out.Copy !req
124. We have streetlights?Copy !req
125. Yeah, she said they were out
for the past 15 years.Copy !req
126. No surprise there.Copy !req
127. Why doesn't the city
fix them?Copy !req
128. Oh, that's adorable.Copy !req
129. Can I wear this tank top?Copy !req
130. That's not a tank top.Copy !req
131. It will be now.Copy !req
132. Go for Liam.Copy !req
133. If you want Todd,Copy !req
134. you're gonna have
to go through me.Copy !req
135. His manager, that's who.Copy !req
136. State your business.Copy !req
137. Tell me what time
practice is,Copy !req
138. and I'll get him there.Copy !req
139. No, no,
that's not what I said.Copy !req
140. - Okay, bye.Copy !req
141. Debbie Gallagher,
get out here right now!Copy !req
142. Uh-oh. Okay.Copy !req
143. I'll be right back.
Shh.Copy !req
144. Debbie Gallagher,
come get your kid!Copy !req
145. Hey, Pepa.
What's going on?Copy !req
146. Supposed
to pick her up tonight.Copy !req
147. Yeah, well,
here's your demon child.Copy !req
148. She set my couch on fire,Copy !req
149. ate a pound
of raw hamburger meat,Copy !req
150. and bit off the tip
of my son's middle toe.Copy !req
151. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
152. That does not sound like
my sweet Franny bear at all.Copy !req
153. Cut the horseshit, Debbie.Copy !req
154. You know, you're the worst
mother on the planet.Copy !req
155. You don't think
that's kind of cruel?Copy !req
156. No, I don't think.Copy !req
157. Here's your death benefit
money.Copy !req
158. I never wanna see youCopy !req
159. or your Children of the Corn
daughter ever again.Copy !req
160. Don't be a stranger, Pepa!Copy !req
161. You're welcome back
for dinner sometime!Copy !req
162. Hey, what was all that about?Copy !req
163. - And who is this?
- Derek's wife, Pepa,Copy !req
164. tried to screw me
out of Derek's death benefit,Copy !req
165. so Bella over here
was pretending to be FrannyCopy !req
166. so I could get my share
of Derek's money.Copy !req
167. I followed none of that,
and I'm too tired to care.Copy !req
168. Here.Copy !req
169. Hi!Copy !req
170. Come here.Copy !req
171. Good girl.Copy !req
172. Right there.Copy !req
173. Bella!Copy !req
174. We're not at Pepa's house
anymore.Copy !req
175. We don't eat
like animals here.Copy !req
176. Spoon.Copy !req
177. Yeah.Copy !req
178. Got some of Mickey's shit.
He here?Copy !req
179. Uh, upstairs, probably.Copy !req
180. Who's she?Copy !req
181. Milkovich.
Sandy, I think.Copy !req
182. Cousin—no, uh,
half sister or...Copy !req
183. oh, something.Copy !req
184. How many of them are there?Copy !req
185. It's hard to know.Copy !req
186. You know, when I was
with Mandy,Copy !req
187. they were always showing up
paroled, evicted,Copy !req
188. on the run from the cops.Copy !req
189. Not usually that cute.Copy !req
190. Really, her?Copy !req
191. I saw some stuff.Copy !req
192. Shit's gotta change.Copy !req
193. What happened to him?Copy !req
194. I don't know.
Not a clue.Copy !req
195. I'm still trying
to catch up on yourCopy !req
196. Derek-dead-wife-Bella story.Copy !req
197. Close.Copy !req
198. This everything?Copy !req
199. As much as I could find.Copy !req
200. Hey, anybody, uh,Copy !req
201. kind of... brown come around
the house looking for me?Copy !req
202. No.Copy !req
203. Good.Copy !req
204. How is everyone, anyway?Copy !req
205. Same.Copy !req
206. Your brothers are idiots.Copy !req
207. Least once a week,
one of them gets drunk,Copy !req
208. crawls into my bed,Copy !req
209. and tries to get something
off of me.Copy !req
210. Fuck 'em,
chop their nuts offCopy !req
211. next time they try it.Copy !req
212. Or I could stay here with you.Copy !req
213. Have fun like we did
when we were kids.Copy !req
214. Jeez!Copy !req
215. You know that's messed up,
right?Copy !req
216. Not like we're related.Copy !req
217. We are totally related.
We're fucking cousins!Copy !req
218. And you're gay.Copy !req
219. Fine, whatever.Copy !req
220. Plus, he's taken.Copy !req
221. Oh, right, you.Copy !req
222. Yeah, good to see you too,
Sandy.Copy !req
223. Bathroom's all yours.Copy !req
224. Hey, I had shampoo
and shit.Copy !req
225. Is there soap anywhere?Copy !req
226. You've been gone for years.Copy !req
227. You think your brothers
would save that shit for you?Copy !req
228. You can use mine.
We'll hit Costco later.Copy !req
229. - I'm getting paid.
- I can't, man.Copy !req
230. PO texted me
when you were in the shower.Copy !req
231. He's got a job for me.Copy !req
232. Give me a list
of shit you needCopy !req
233. and I'll pick it up for you.Copy !req
234. Isn't that cute?Copy !req
235. Little domestic bitches.Copy !req
236. Mm, thank you!Copy !req
237. I shut the stove off
before we left, right?Copy !req
238. I'm sure you did.Copy !req
239. You're sure as in
you know for a fact,Copy !req
240. or you're sure as in
you're trying to shut me up?Copy !req
241. The second one.Copy !req
242. Should I go back and check?Copy !req
243. No!
Worst-case scenario,Copy !req
244. our house explodesCopy !req
245. and we collect
a ton of insurance money.Copy !req
246. We have insurance, right?Copy !req
247. No.Copy !req
248. Ah, you're late!Copy !req
249. Jesus!
What, you guys camp out here?Copy !req
250. I did.Copy !req
251. I'll take a beer
and shot of anything.Copy !req
252. Same.Copy !req
253. Have I even turned
the lights on yet?Copy !req
254. Don't need to see.
I know where my mouth is.Copy !req
255. We left Billy here
last night?Copy !req
256. Ah, barely even notice him
sitting there anymore.Copy !req
257. Me neither.
He's like a piece of furniture.Copy !req
258. I'm gonna get you a shot
on the house, all right, Billy?Copy !req
259. For a free shot,
I'd get locked in here.Copy !req
260. Here you go, Billy.
I'm sorry about that, buddy.Copy !req
261. That didn't sound good.Copy !req
262. Billy!
Oh, my God, he's dead.Copy !req
263. I touched a dead guy.Copy !req
264. Billy's dead?Copy !req
265. Feel him!
He's cold and stiff!Copy !req
266. No!
No!Copy !req
267. Billy, no, no, no!Copy !req
268. Oh, he was too young
to die!Copy !req
269. Oh, I'm gonna miss you,
old pal.Copy !req
270. He was a good friend.Copy !req
271. Jesus, Frank, I've never even
seen you talk to Billy.Copy !req
272. He opened up a lot moreCopy !req
273. when it was just the two of us,
and now...Copy !req
274. you've gone and died!Copy !req
275. Billy, no, no.Copy !req
276. Jeez.Copy !req
277. Ah.Copy !req
278. Paramedics are on the way.Copy !req
279. I can't stay here and...Copy !req
280. watch them zip him up!Copy !req
281. Oh, God, Billy.Copy !req
282. I'm gonna miss you, old pal.Copy !req
283. 'Sup, Frank?Copy !req
284. Big score.Copy !req
285. Fresh dead guy.Copy !req
286. - Yo.
- Shh.Copy !req
287. Oh.
I got coffee.Copy !req
288. And I got toast
with peanut butter or cheese.Copy !req
289. Uh, I don't care.
Whichever one you don't want.Copy !req
290. Yeah.
Wanna take a bite of both?Copy !req
291. Uh, this one.Copy !req
292. Okay.Copy !req
293. There you go.Copy !req
294. Wow, he's really out, huh?Copy !req
295. Yeah.
Milk coma.Copy !req
296. So, uh, you wanna do it?Copy !req
297. Hmm?Copy !req
298. Six weeks.
Sex.Copy !req
299. - Yeah, let's go.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
300. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
301. Mm.Copy !req
302. Mm.
Sorry.Copy !req
303. - What is that smell?
- I don't smell it.Copy !req
304. Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
you serious?Copy !req
305. It smells like a...Copy !req
306. like a truck driver took a dumpCopy !req
307. and then covered it
with vanilla body spray.Copy !req
308. Oh.Copy !req
309. You?Copy !req
310. Okay, the post-pregnancy
hormonesCopy !req
311. are doing crazy things
to my body.Copy !req
312. Okay, well,
did you flush?Copy !req
313. Yes, I flushed.Copy !req
314. It could be Fred's poopy wipes.Copy !req
315. Well, what did you do
with them?Copy !req
316. I flushed them too.Copy !req
317. You did what?Copy !req
318. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
319. They're supposed
to be flushable.Copy !req
320. Not in an R... V.Copy !req
321. It's a septic tank.Copy !req
322. I don't even know
what that means.Copy !req
323. - Oh... fuck.
- Oh.Copy !req
324. Mother of God.
It smells like death.Copy !req
325. Yeah, I don't think
that's been emptied in a while.Copy !req
326. You bought an RV
full of someone else's shit?Copy !req
327. Yeah, I didn't think
to check the shit.Copy !req
328. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
329. We gotta empty this.Copy !req
330. We?Copy !req
331. I'm sorry, Ester.Copy !req
332. We should say a prayer.Copy !req
333. Yeah, you should, baby.Copy !req
334. O Father, heavenly Father
up in the skyCopy !req
335. who watches over us
in heaven and Earth,Copy !req
336. we give to you
our daily bread.Copy !req
337. Forgive us our trespasses
unto othersCopy !req
338. as we would have themCopy !req
339. unto ourselves.Copy !req
340. Amen.Copy !req
341. Amen.Copy !req
342. Good job, baby.Copy !req
343. It's all that Catholic school
that I did.Copy !req
344. Can you tell us how he died?
Heart attack?Copy !req
345. Uh, he looked jaundiced.Copy !req
346. Breasts were augmented.Copy !req
347. Uh, his veins
around his belly buttonCopy !req
348. were enlarged,
swollen extremities, so...Copy !req
349. probably cirrhosis
from all the booze you fed him.Copy !req
350. Oh, my God.Copy !req
351. We killed Billy.Copy !req
352. No, we didn't.Copy !req
353. You murdered hm.Copy !req
354. Billy had free will.Copy !req
355. He was a grown-ass man.Copy !req
356. It was his choice to drink.Copy !req
357. But we made the alcohol
available to him.Copy !req
358. That's kind of what happens
in a bar, Kev.Copy !req
359. You might as well have
handed him a loaded gun.Copy !req
360. That's exactly what we did.Copy !req
361. Okay.Copy !req
362. I guess no one wants
a shot of tequila on the houseCopy !req
363. in honor of Billy, then.Copy !req
364. Fuck that coroner.
He didn't know shit.Copy !req
365. Yeah, what's he think,
he's a doctor?Copy !req
366. Security, we have code orange.Copy !req
367. Woman in the green sweatpants
heading out with merch.Copy !req
368. Got eyes on her now.Copy !req
369. Excuse me, miss.Copy !req
370. Hi.Copy !req
371. Ah, shit.Copy !req
372. Cough it up
and we're good!Copy !req
373. Fuck you!
I didn't steal anything!Copy !req
374. Why you running?Copy !req
375. Christ on a stick.Copy !req
376. - Get off me!
- Hey, shut your face.Copy !req
377. I just got out of prison,
so I have no qualmsCopy !req
378. about reaching down
your throat,Copy !req
379. through your intestines,
and out your fucking assholeCopy !req
380. to take back
whatever you stole.Copy !req
381. Hand it over.Copy !req
382. Here.Copy !req
383. Asshole.Copy !req
384. Stole this ugly piece of shit?
What's wrong with you?Copy !req
385. You know what?
Get up.Copy !req
386. Now, you are gonna
hand this backCopy !req
387. to the nice little nerd
that works at the store.Copy !req
388. - Jesus.
- Yeah, you don't like that?Copy !req
389. 'Cause then you're gonna go
buy me a fucking Orange Julius.Copy !req
390. Billy, whoa.
Really, under the mattress?Copy !req
391. Shit.
Billy Junior?Copy !req
392. Hey!Copy !req
393. Hey.Copy !req
394. Girl, congratulations!Copy !req
395. You got that dough-re-mi!Copy !req
396. I know. Thank you so much
for helping me.Copy !req
397. You ready to go celebrate
with some downtown happy hour?Copy !req
398. Yep.
Just waiting on the sitter.Copy !req
399. I cannot tell you two apart.Copy !req
400. I pooped in Pepa's shoes.Copy !req
401. Good for you.Copy !req
402. Hey. Thanks for
watching the kids.Copy !req
403. You got my goods?Copy !req
404. - Right there.
- Sweet.Copy !req
405. Hi, baby. I'm gonna go out
for a little while.Copy !req
406. You're gonna listen to Stella
while I'm gone, okay?Copy !req
407. - Okay.
- Hey.Copy !req
408. She better be alive
when I get home.Copy !req
409. Go get your mama's weed for me.Copy !req
410. Now!Copy !req
411. So why can't we just dump it
in the park?Copy !req
412. I got a better idea.Copy !req
413. Oh, my God.
I can still smell it back here.Copy !req
414. You're downwind of me.Copy !req
415. Why don't you just
get-get in the front?Copy !req
416. All right.
Let's make a run for it, Fred.Copy !req
417. Here we go.
All right.Copy !req
418. Go, go, go,
go, go.Copy !req
419. Yeah, you're right.
It is a little better up here.Copy !req
420. Yeah.Copy !req
421. Wait, is that where
you're gonna dump it?Copy !req
422. Yup.
Hey, I need you on lookout.Copy !req
423. Just make sure
those construction workersCopy !req
424. don't see me, all right?Copy !req
425. Okeydokey.Copy !req
426. But hurry up, okay?
We got some sexin' to do.Copy !req
427. Hey!
Hi, guys.Copy !req
428. How's it going?Copy !req
429. Any of you wanna take
responsibility for this?Copy !req
430. Nah.Copy !req
431. No?Copy !req
432. You wanna look
at his face first?Copy !req
433. Some of you look familiar.Copy !req
434. Carl!Copy !req
435. You see what's on this flyer?Copy !req
436. Yeah.Copy !req
437. Fish bites, soda,
and a cookie,Copy !req
438. only $7.95.Copy !req
439. And what do I have
in front of me?Copy !req
440. Soda, soda, soda, soda,Copy !req
441. cookie, cookie,
cookie, cookie.Copy !req
442. Guess what I don't have.Copy !req
443. Here are your fish bites,
Lori.Copy !req
444. Yeah.
About time.Copy !req
445. Thank you very much
for your patience,Copy !req
446. and throwing in
an extra cookie for your wait.Copy !req
447. Okay. Carl.Copy !req
448. Maybe if you would get off
the phone with your bitches,Copy !req
449. I wouldn't have angry customers
up my ass.Copy !req
450. I'm not on the phone
with my "bitches."Copy !req
451. I'm on the phone
with the city.Copy !req
452. My cousin works for the city.Copy !req
453. They have contests
to see who can answerCopy !req
454. the least amount
of phone calls in a day.Copy !req
455. Yeah, well, I saw an old lady
get shot last nightCopy !req
456. at the bus stop.Copy !req
457. Streetlights were out.Copy !req
458. It was dark.
Guy came out of nowhere.Copy !req
459. You wanna see
a bunch of streetlights?Copy !req
460. Come up to my place
on the North Side.Copy !req
461. I got plenty of streetlights.Copy !req
462. See you, what, around ten?Copy !req
463. This is Janice,Copy !req
464. employee number 7253.Copy !req
465. How can I help you?Copy !req
466. Uh, yeah, hi,
I'm calling, uh, about gettingCopy !req
467. some streetlights fixed.Copy !req
468. What's the address?Copy !req
469. Uh, Ashcroft and Ridgley.Copy !req
470. Okay, South Side.Copy !req
471. Looks like we can schedule
a work crew to come out.Copy !req
472. All right, awesome.
When?Copy !req
473. Next available date
is April 17th.Copy !req
474. - April?
- Of 2022.Copy !req
475. Wait.
People are getting shot!Copy !req
476. Thank you for calling
the city of Chicago.Copy !req
477. This is bullshit!Copy !req
478. City basically killed
an old black lady,Copy !req
479. and they don't even
give two shits.Copy !req
480. It's like she
didn't even exist.Copy !req
481. Wasn't even on the news.Copy !req
482. You watch the news?Copy !req
483. I gotta do something
about this,Copy !req
484. let everybody know
what happened.Copy !req
485. You go, girl.Copy !req
486. That's pretty, baby.Copy !req
487. Okay, who wants a drink?Copy !req
488. V, what if I clean the scum
out of the soda gunCopy !req
489. and we serve Cokes
instead of death?Copy !req
490. Kev, nobody
is gonna order a Coke.Copy !req
491. That's why there's scum
in the gun.Copy !req
492. I'll have a Coke...Copy !req
493. with a rum back.Copy !req
494. Done mourning.Copy !req
495. Ready to drink.Copy !req
496. This should keep me
well-lubricatedCopy !req
497. for the better part
of the day, Mr. Barkeep.Copy !req
498. Let's... let's memorialize
Billy.Copy !req
499. What can we say about BillyCopy !req
500. that we don't already know?Copy !req
501. Um, everything.Copy !req
502. I don't know anything
about him.Copy !req
503. He had a son
who looked just like him...Copy !req
504. or maybe a brother.Copy !req
505. - Um... he was a man...Copy !req
506. - ... who loved fishing.
- What?Copy !req
507. He always kept
a bountiful supplyCopy !req
508. of deli meats on hand...Copy !req
509. although his...Copy !req
510. his living quarters
was always a mess.Copy !req
511. So here's to Billy.
Hip, hip...Copy !req
512. Hooray.Copy !req
513. That was a beautiful speech.Copy !req
514. Oh, you heard that?Copy !req
515. I didn't even notice
you were sitting there.Copy !req
516. Do you wanna join me?Copy !req
517. Well, I have a pretty busy day
ahead of me. Uh...Copy !req
518. I suppose one drink
would be all right.Copy !req
519. Faye Donahue.Copy !req
520. Enchanté.
Frank Gallagher.Copy !req
521. You speak French?Copy !req
522. Oui.
Un poquito.Copy !req
523. I hope you're okayCopy !req
524. with a 12-year
double cask Macallen.Copy !req
525. Well...Copy !req
526. in a pinch, it'll have to do.Copy !req
527. Barkeep, two glasses, please.Copy !req
528. Of what?Copy !req
529. Just the glasses.Copy !req
530. Hey, pretty lady.Copy !req
531. You can't drink
your own booze in here.Copy !req
532. If you want scotch,
we have scotch.Copy !req
533. I'm sorry.Copy !req
534. I was gonna pay you
a corkage fee.Copy !req
535. What the hell is a corkage fee?Copy !req
536. You charge us for the alcohol
we would've boughtCopy !req
537. but are not drinking.Copy !req
538. - This work?
- $40?Copy !req
539. Sure does.
Cork away.Copy !req
540. To Billy...Copy !req
541. and chance encounters.Copy !req
542. Mmm.Copy !req
543. Mmm.Copy !req
544. Mmm.Copy !req
545. Hey, Shelly.Copy !req
546. What's up, Sparky?Copy !req
547. Um, I ain't got you
on the schedule today.Copy !req
548. Came to pick up my check.Copy !req
549. Um... I'm gonna give you this,
and I want you to run.Copy !req
550. - What?
- Run.Copy !req
551. Why?Copy !req
552. Hey, look who it is!Copy !req
553. Sparky Gallagher.Copy !req
554. That's why.Copy !req
555. - Here to pick up your check?
- Uh, fuck.Copy !req
556. Mine.Copy !req
557. What the hell, Paula?Copy !req
558. Well, way I see it is,Copy !req
559. your little Good Samaritan act
the other dayCopy !req
560. cost me in kickbacks
probably just aboutCopy !req
561. what you make in a week,Copy !req
562. so... you don't mind,Copy !req
563. I'll just have you put
your Sparky HancockCopy !req
564. right there.Copy !req
565. All right.Copy !req
566. Gonna buy myself
something real purtyCopy !req
567. with this now.Copy !req
568. Told you to run.Copy !req
569. To Derek's death benefit.Copy !req
570. Mm, not bad.Copy !req
571. Right?Copy !req
572. This place is fancy.Copy !req
573. Yeah, this is where I comeCopy !req
574. looking for all
my baby daddies.Copy !req
575. Really, these guys?Copy !req
576. They're rich.Copy !req
577. And old as shit.Copy !req
578. Just means they'll die sooner.Copy !req
579. I'm glad I'm financially set
for a while.Copy !req
580. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
581. That money is not
gonna last forever.Copy !req
582. You need to find
your next sucker nowCopy !req
583. so that when the money
runs out,Copy !req
584. there's no break
in the cash flow.Copy !req
585. I'm not sure I wanna have
another kid.Copy !req
586. Don't look at it as a kid.
Look at it as a gravy train.Copy !req
587. Here we go!
Come on. Come, come on.Copy !req
588. Hi.Copy !req
589. I'm Megan,Copy !req
590. and this is Debbie.Copy !req
591. Oh, well.
I'm, uh... I'm Mark,Copy !req
592. and, uh, this is Charles.Copy !req
593. Ooh.Copy !req
594. You're a pretty one.Copy !req
595. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
596. Hey, how's it going?Copy !req
597. Hey, so what's going on?Copy !req
598. Eh, preseason media day:Copy !req
599. signing some autographs,
selling new overpriced merch,Copy !req
600. usual.Copy !req
601. Oh.Copy !req
602. Lead story: the BearsCopy !req
603. have added a meatless burger
to the menu.Copy !req
604. Big news.Copy !req
605. Yeah, a woman got shot
last night.Copy !req
606. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
607. Guy came out of nowhere,
shot her in cold blood.Copy !req
608. - Where?
- South Side.Copy !req
609. Oh.
She white?Copy !req
610. - Black.
- Young?Copy !req
611. - Old.
- Celebrity?Copy !req
612. - Grandma.
- You ready for me?Copy !req
613. - Yeah.
- Yeah, but she was shot!Copy !req
614. The streetlights were out
'cause the city didn't care.Copy !req
615. You could be the first
to report on it.Copy !req
616. I'm at Soldier Field,
where vegetariansCopy !req
617. from across the city
are cheering.Copy !req
618. Is it for Dickie Burke's
end zone dance?Copy !req
619. Nope, it's the Bears'
meatless burger.Copy !req
620. Meatless burger.Copy !req
621. That's right, you heard it.Copy !req
622. Everyone's excited about it.Copy !req
623. This is gonna be something
that peopleCopy !req
624. are gonna talk about
for a long time.Copy !req
625. The meatless burger
is in the stadium, folks.Copy !req
626. You gotta get down here
soon as you can...Copy !req
627. - Stop it.Copy !req
628. I'm serious.Copy !req
629. It was November before I knew
I was in the wrong class.Copy !req
630. How did that even happen?Copy !req
631. I was a dumb college freshman,Copy !req
632. thought I was takingCopy !req
633. Better Orgasms:
A Woman's Study.Copy !req
634. I'd signed up forCopy !req
635. Better Organisms:
A Whale's Study.Copy !req
636. Oh, my.
That is rich.Copy !req
637. What could that woman
possibly see in Frank?Copy !req
638. Maybe she's blind.Copy !req
639. And has no sense
of smell.Copy !req
640. Kev, I've been looking,Copy !req
641. and Billy was one
of our best customers.Copy !req
642. God rest his soul.Copy !req
643. No, I mean he was, like,
28 percent of our business.Copy !req
644. Well, he used to always
buy everyone rounds.Copy !req
645. God rest his soul.Copy !req
646. We have a major
supply-and-demand problemCopy !req
647. on our hands.Copy !req
648. - Supply and demand?
- We have a lot of supply,Copy !req
649. and Billy was much
of our demand.Copy !req
650. We need more customers.Copy !req
651. Well, what's wrong with us?Copy !req
652. You drink like pussies.Copy !req
653. We need to find
hard-core boozers.Copy !req
654. Come on.Copy !req
655. What if we just turned
this place into a juice bar?Copy !req
656. - Kev!
- I'm coming.Copy !req
657. Tell me more about
Frank Gallagher,Copy !req
658. the early years.Copy !req
659. I've been doing
all the talking.Copy !req
660. I don't know anything
about you.Copy !req
661. Where are you from?Copy !req
662. How did you end up
in this neck of the woods?Copy !req
663. City put a boot on my car.Copy !req
664. Parking tickets.
Quite a few parking tickets.Copy !req
665. Why didn't you say something
before?Copy !req
666. I will have that offCopy !req
667. in no time.Copy !req
668. Do you have an in with
the transportation department?Copy !req
669. No, I have an inCopy !req
670. with an acetylene torch.Copy !req
671. Oh.Copy !req
672. Mm.
So what are we gonna do now?Copy !req
673. Have sex.Copy !req
674. No, I mean, yes, yes,Copy !req
675. but what are we gonna do
when we have to go poop again?Copy !req
676. Is this your idea of foreplay?Copy !req
677. I'm trying to think ahead.Copy !req
678. Uh, we can dump it out.
It's that simple.Copy !req
679. You wanna be on top,
or should I?Copy !req
680. - Uh, no, you can.
- Okay.Copy !req
681. So haul buckets of crap
to a porta-potty?Copy !req
682. Oh, yeah.
We use toilets in the house.Copy !req
683. - All right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
684. - Mm-hmm.
- But walk over thereCopy !req
685. in the middle of the night
in the winter?Copy !req
686. Hey, is there any chance
we can talk about thisCopy !req
687. after the sex?Copy !req
688. - Yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
689. - I'm sorry.
- Okay, that's okay.Copy !req
690. - Let's do this.
- Yep.Copy !req
691. Yeah.Copy !req
692. You have a condom, right?Copy !req
693. No.Copy !req
694. We need one.Copy !req
695. You just had a baby.Copy !req
696. Yeah, and I can have
another one.Copy !req
697. Not while you're breastfeeding.Copy !req
698. That's an old wives' tale.Copy !req
699. - Are you sure?Copy !req
700. I am the ripest
I've ever been right now.Copy !req
701. All right, well,
we can Google it,Copy !req
702. and then if I'm right,Copy !req
703. then, uh, I don't have
to go get a condom.Copy !req
704. - Go ahead.
- Right.Copy !req
705. Uh, can a woman get pregnant
while breastfeeding?Copy !req
706. A woman's chances
of getting pregnantCopy !req
707. when she's breastfeedingCopy !req
708. increase by 40 percent.Copy !req
709. About time, man.Copy !req
710. Your Panda Express
is getting cold.Copy !req
711. Hey, you wanna know
what I bought from Costco?Copy !req
712. I don't know.
Soap, hopefully.Copy !req
713. Nothing.
You know why?Copy !req
714. Why?
Eat your Szechuan beans.Copy !req
715. Paula took
my fucking paycheck.Copy !req
716. What?Copy !req
717. Something about me owing her
for kickbacks or some bullshit.Copy !req
718. That's what POs are like, man.Copy !req
719. Sooner you accept it,Copy !req
720. the sooner
shit won't bother you.Copy !req
721. Okay, okay.
Easy for you to say.Copy !req
722. You have do-gooder Larry.Copy !req
723. Look, look,
Paula's whole jobCopy !req
724. is to make your life
miserable.Copy !req
725. Your job is to not
let it bother you.Copy !req
726. Or I could kill her.Copy !req
727. Yeah, great plan.
End up back in the joint.Copy !req
728. No, I think
it might be worth it.Copy !req
729. I don't know if I can handle
two more yearsCopy !req
730. of this fucking bullshit.Copy !req
731. Chill your fucking tits
and eat your noodles, man.Copy !req
732. Let's talk
about something else.Copy !req
733. Fellas!Copy !req
734. Hey!
How's it going?Copy !req
735. Is that Sbarro?Copy !req
736. Love me some Sbarro.Copy !req
737. Mmm!Copy !req
738. What is this?
You stalking me now?Copy !req
739. No, not here for you.
Uh-uh.Copy !req
740. So that leaves just
one other person at this table.Copy !req
741. That's too fucking bad.Copy !req
742. You ain't my PO,
Lollipop Guild.Copy !req
743. Let's get out of here,Copy !req
744. get some Pinkberry.Copy !req
745. That's the rub.Copy !req
746. I made a little arrangement
with Larry, so sit.Copy !req
747. You're mine now.Copy !req
748. Wait, what?Copy !req
749. It's never good
in a relationshipCopy !req
750. when one partner
has a soft PO.Copy !req
751. This took a lot of effort
on my partCopy !req
752. to make this happen.Copy !req
753. Had to have dinner
with Larry and his wifeCopy !req
754. at the Olive Garden.Copy !req
755. Ugh, those kids.Copy !req
756. One of them's into magic.Copy !req
757. Kept making the breadsticks
disappear.Copy !req
758. I wanted to tell him,
"That's not a trick.Copy !req
759. You're just a fat fuck,"
but whatever.Copy !req
760. Anyway, Larry switched with me,
so... you're welcome.Copy !req
761. Why would you do that?Copy !req
762. I never had
a Milkovich before.Copy !req
763. Always wanted one.Copy !req
764. So I seized the opportunity.Copy !req
765. All right, I got
a two-person job for you guys,Copy !req
766. so let's finish up
with this lunch,Copy !req
767. and we're all gonna skedaddle
on out of here, okay?Copy !req
768. Grab one more
of those headsets too, okay?Copy !req
769. Come on, guys.Copy !req
770. Still think I should chill
my fucking tits?Copy !req
771. Fuck.Copy !req
772. So who are you guys again?Copy !req
773. Stella and Bella.Copy !req
774. So... you like to party?Copy !req
775. Family, this is
my new friend Faye.Copy !req
776. Hello.Copy !req
777. Franny, you know where Mommy
keeps her torch?Copy !req
778. That's not Franny.
She's Bella.Copy !req
779. Who the hell's Bella?Copy !req
780. I don't know.Copy !req
781. She know
where Debbie's torch is?Copy !req
782. It's in the kitchen,
next to the dryer.Copy !req
783. You know how to use that?Copy !req
784. Eh, you-you flip a switch.Copy !req
785. It's like a cigarette lighter.Copy !req
786. Okay.Copy !req
787. That girl Stella in there
is trying to hook up with me.Copy !req
788. Cool.
Lucky you.Copy !req
789. What do I do?Copy !req
790. Take her up to your room.
Dim the lights.Copy !req
791. Strike a manly pose.Copy !req
792. Put on some sexy music,
like Barry White.Copy !req
793. This is little Westin.
He's my eighth grandchild.Copy !req
794. Wow.
Eight of them.Copy !req
795. Uh, 13, actually.
I haven't showed you the rest.Copy !req
796. - Hmm.
- Henry here,Copy !req
797. he is my Charlotte's oldest.Copy !req
798. Now, you can tell
from his eyesCopy !req
799. he's a little special needs-y.Copy !req
800. Oh, my God,
these are so cute.Copy !req
801. He's ten.Copy !req
802. He's ambidextrousCopy !req
803. and is a whiz at video games.Copy !req
804. He still holds
the highest score in Pac-Man.Copy !req
805. Hey, kids.Copy !req
806. What do you say we, uh...
we take this partyCopy !req
807. up to our rooms?Copy !req
808. Yes.Copy !req
809. Wow, that sounds like a...Copy !req
810. a wonderful idea.Copy !req
811. Debbie?Copy !req
812. Oh, you know
what we could do?Copy !req
813. We could get some
chocolate-covered strawberriesCopy !req
814. and some champagne.Copy !req
815. They have, like, the best
chocolate-covered strawberriesCopy !req
816. at this hotel.Copy !req
817. Hannah!Copy !req
818. Hannah, it's me,
Debbie Gallagher.Copy !req
819. Hey, uh, this is
my mom's best friend.Copy !req
820. I'm gonna say hi.Copy !req
821. I'll meet you guys up there.
Hey.Copy !req
822. Please save me
from this old guyCopy !req
823. and go with this.Copy !req
824. Debbie?Copy !req
825. Oh, my goodness!
You look wonderful.Copy !req
826. Are you guys in a suite or...Copy !req
827. Okay, he's getting
in the elevator,Copy !req
828. and now he's gone.Copy !req
829. - Oh.Copy !req
830. Thank you.Copy !req
831. Uh, I'll leave you alone now.Copy !req
832. The least I could do
is buy you a drinkCopy !req
833. and tell you my real name.Copy !req
834. Sure.Copy !req
835. Condoms, condoms,
where are... you?Copy !req
836. How the fuck are there
no condoms in here?Copy !req
837. Liam?Copy !req
838. Hey, I'm giving you
full warning.Copy !req
839. I'm coming in there,
all right?Copy !req
840. Ah, fucking...
All right, look,Copy !req
841. I-I don't want to be seeing
what you're doing,Copy !req
842. but I also don't want you to be
doing what you're doing, so...Copy !req
843. We're not doing anything.Copy !req
844. You can open your eyes.Copy !req
845. Thank God.
All right.Copy !req
846. Whoa, hey, whoa,
what's-what's going on here?Copy !req
847. Think she's stealing
my stuff.Copy !req
848. Just borrowing.Copy !req
849. Hey, w-have you seen, uh,
any condoms anywhere?Copy !req
850. No.Copy !req
851. Wait.Copy !req
852. Here, they have
a whole bowl of themCopy !req
853. at the group home.Copy !req
854. Thank you.Copy !req
855. Here.
Right here, right here!Copy !req
856. Hey!Copy !req
857. Hey.Copy !req
858. When'd you get back?Copy !req
859. Few days ago.
Gotta get back next week.Copy !req
860. What are you doing here?Copy !req
861. I wanna get
some streetlights fixed.Copy !req
862. Need your help.Copy !req
863. Aren't we mad
at each other?Copy !req
864. Are we?Copy !req
865. Well, we're weird
with each other.Copy !req
866. Can we not be weird
so we can save some lives?Copy !req
867. Why don't you ask your
Mexican friend Anne for help?Copy !req
868. She moved.Copy !req
869. Oh.Copy !req
870. Plus, this is more your thing.Copy !req
871. I don't know.Copy !req
872. Oh, come on,
you cheated on meCopy !req
873. and almost gave me the syph.Copy !req
874. Said we could save lives?Copy !req
875. Yeah, but we're gonna need
another person.Copy !req
876. Who's one of the richest
bitches you play with?Copy !req
877. Uh...Copy !req
878. Yep.Copy !req
879. And as many of you know,Copy !req
880. I was scared to go
to my family reunionCopy !req
881. 'cause of all the alcohol
that was gonna be there,Copy !req
882. but then I realized
I didn't have to go.Copy !req
883. And that was
the best decision I made, so...Copy !req
884. thank you.Copy !req
885. Thank you, Kendall.Copy !req
886. Who would like to share next?Copy !req
887. I'll go.Copy !req
888. Hi.Copy !req
889. I'm, uh...
Teronica.Copy !req
890. - Hi, Teronica.
- And I'm an alcoholic...Copy !req
891. which really
isn't a bad thingCopy !req
892. in the whole scheme
of life, right?Copy !req
893. Anyway, I used to go
to this bar,Copy !req
894. The, uh, Alibi.Copy !req
895. The most delicious drinks.Copy !req
896. A sea breeze—
that was my jam.Copy !req
897. Oh, I loved the soundCopy !req
898. of the ice
dropping into the tumbler,Copy !req
899. then hearing
that ice crackCopy !req
900. as the vodka poured over it.Copy !req
901. And the juice!
Oh, so fresh.Copy !req
902. Oh, boy, do I miss The Alibi,Copy !req
903. over on Ogden Street,Copy !req
904. open from 10 a. m.
to 2 a. m.Copy !req
905. Anyway... that's all.Copy !req
906. Thank you.Copy !req
907. That place sounds amazing.Copy !req
908. Would you like
to go next?Copy !req
909. Yeah, sure.
Uh, hello.Copy !req
910. My name's... Tevin.Copy !req
911. Hi, Tevin.Copy !req
912. All right,
Sparky Junior,Copy !req
913. put your headset on.Copy !req
914. You're going in,Copy !req
915. right there.Copy !req
916. That looks like
a fucking crack den.Copy !req
917. Which is why I don't want
to go in there myself.Copy !req
918. Need you to apprehend
a paroleeCopy !req
919. who's gone off the grid.Copy !req
920. Great.Copy !req
921. Keep the motor running.Copy !req
922. Come on.Copy !req
923. This'll work?Copy !req
924. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
925. You just wait till after dark,Copy !req
926. and you dump the tank
in the sewer.Copy !req
927. All right.Copy !req
928. Thanks, Pops.Copy !req
929. What are you doing, Tami?Copy !req
930. Meaning?Copy !req
931. Living in an RVCopy !req
932. with this guy?Copy !req
933. Well, his name's Lip.Copy !req
934. Look, it's just not
what I imaginedCopy !req
935. for your life, kiddo.Copy !req
936. Then good thing
you don't have to live it.Copy !req
937. There's plenty of room
at the house.Copy !req
938. Move back in.Copy !req
939. Don't hold back.Copy !req
940. Why don't you tell me
what you really think?Copy !req
941. Hey!Copy !req
942. Hey, what's going on,
Mr. Tamietti?Copy !req
943. How's it going?Copy !req
944. Uh, I called my dad to see
if he could help usCopy !req
945. hook up to the sewer system.Copy !req
946. Yeah, you just lift upCopy !req
947. the manhole when the, uh,Copy !req
948. septic tank gets full,Copy !req
949. and, uh, run the PVC.Copy !req
950. Great, good.
Thanks, yeah.Copy !req
951. Nice RV.Copy !req
952. Yeah, yeah, it's good.Copy !req
953. Uh, it needs some work,
but, you know...Copy !req
954. it's good.Copy !req
955. So does this mean I can flush
Fred's wipies now?Copy !req
956. - Right?
- No, no.Copy !req
957. No.Copy !req
958. All right, I'm outside
apartment 407.Copy !req
959. Okay.
Go get him, tiger.Copy !req
960. His name's Caleefa.Copy !req
961. Get him how?Copy !req
962. And don't call me tiger.Copy !req
963. Uh, you'll think
of something.Copy !req
964. Great.Copy !req
965. He's gonna get shot
up there.Copy !req
966. Stay positive, soldier.Copy !req
967. - Yeah!
- Hey, it's your neighbor.Copy !req
968. I got some, uh,
T-Mobile phones.Copy !req
969. Fell off the back of a truck.
You want in?Copy !req
970. What?Copy !req
971. T-Mobile phones.Copy !req
972. - Mm, how much?
- Twenty bucks each.Copy !req
973. Uh, let me see 'em.Copy !req
974. Down in the truck.Copy !req
975. You better not be fucking
with me.Copy !req
976. Babe, I'll be right back.Copy !req
977. Did you get him?
You got Caleefa?Copy !req
978. - Is that Paula?
- Fuck's sake.Copy !req
979. Oh, you fucking rat!Copy !req
980. I'm sorry!
I had no choice!Copy !req
981. I'm not going back to her!Copy !req
982. Says you.Copy !req
983. Shit, fuck.Copy !req
984. I got him.Copy !req
985. Let me go, douchebag.
Come on!Copy !req
986. Okay, drop him
out the window.Copy !req
987. I'm on, like, the third floor.Copy !req
988. Good.
Let's see if he bounces.Copy !req
989. Come on, go Milkovich
on him.Copy !req
990. What's she saying?Copy !req
991. You don't wanna know.Copy !req
992. Don't make him do that.Copy !req
993. Why don't you just
come on up hereCopy !req
994. and cuff him?Copy !req
995. Mm, no can do.Copy !req
996. I see an open window
right there.Copy !req
997. Get ready to do
some of your ambulance shit,Copy !req
998. 'cause we're gonna have
a real live emergencyCopy !req
999. here in a second.Copy !req
1000. Mickey, listen, you
don't have to do that, okay?Copy !req
1001. - Five, four, three...
- She's bluffing.Copy !req
1002. two, one.Copy !req
1003. - Oh.Copy !req
1004. Get your kit.Copy !req
1005. Mm.Copy !req
1006. Do you think that your friend
is pregnant by now?Copy !req
1007. It's been, like, an hour.
She must be, right?Copy !req
1008. You didn't want
to get knocked up too?Copy !req
1009. Mm, hell no.Copy !req
1010. She was trying to get me
to take a testCopy !req
1011. to see if I was ovulatingCopy !req
1012. so we could have babies
at the same time.Copy !req
1013. Oh, that is
some mastermind trickeryCopy !req
1014. going on there.Copy !req
1015. Felt kind of bad.
She was trying to trap them.Copy !req
1016. Oh, don't. They know
what they're here for.Copy !req
1017. What are you here for?Copy !req
1018. Oh, I was hoping to have a...Copy !req
1019. good conversation
with a nice woman.Copy !req
1020. Looks like I hit the jackpot.Copy !req
1021. Do you wanna go upstairs?Copy !req
1022. We could kick off these heels,Copy !req
1023. raid the minibar,
and check out the view.Copy !req
1024. Yes, I do.Copy !req
1025. Okay, so yeah,
we'll just wait here,Copy !req
1026. and the shuttle van
will pick us up.Copy !req
1027. Can't believe we're going
to a secret Lizzo concert.Copy !req
1028. It's so dark.
I'm a little sketched out.Copy !req
1029. I like it.
It's urban.Copy !req
1030. Let's post an Insta Story.Copy !req
1031. - Yeah?
- Okay.Copy !req
1032. Yo, bitches,
give me your purses!Copy !req
1033. - What the fuck?
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
1034. I told you
this place was sketchy.Copy !req
1035. - We're gonna die!
- I don't wanna die!Copy !req
1036. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
1037. Is that a real gun?Copy !req
1038. Did I just get shot?Copy !req
1039. Give me your purses,
you little rich bitches!Copy !req
1040. Take it!Copy !req
1041. Take my watch too.Copy !req
1042. It's a Rolex.Copy !req
1043. Thank God I'm alive.Copy !req
1044. I mean we're alive.Copy !req
1045. There's nothing sexierCopy !req
1046. than watching a man
use a torch.Copy !req
1047. Then for you, Faye,Copy !req
1048. I shall never cease.Copy !req
1049. You order from the Greek Hut?Copy !req
1050. Indeed we did.Copy !req
1051. Think I almost got it.Copy !req
1052. Well...Copy !req
1053. that's one way
to get the boot off.Copy !req
1054. You are a breath
of fresh air.Copy !req
1055. Forget the tire.Copy !req
1056. Let's go to my place
and eat this Greek food.Copy !req
1057. Sounds good to me.Copy !req
1058. After you.Copy !req
1059. Oh, I don't think
you're gonna drive anywhereCopy !req
1060. on that tire.Copy !req
1061. Don't need to drive.Copy !req
1062. This is my place.Copy !req
1063. The Rolls-Royce?
You live in your car?Copy !req
1064. Indeed I do.Copy !req
1065. You coming?Copy !req
1066. I am stunningly confused
right now...Copy !req
1067. but utterly intrigued.Copy !req
1068. I'll take
another gin and tonic.Copy !req
1069. How about a double?Copy !req
1070. Stop trying to upsell me, V.Copy !req
1071. You guys need to make up
for Billy being dead.Copy !req
1072. I spend my entire paycheck
here every week as it is.Copy !req
1073. Guys, let's try my newCopy !req
1074. strawberry banana smoothie,
right?Copy !req
1075. Kev, stop.
This is a bar.Copy !req
1076. What is a bar
without alcohol?Copy !req
1077. - Farm?
- Exactly.Copy !req
1078. We're bartenders.
It's what we know.Copy !req
1079. We serve drinks.
That's what we do.Copy !req
1080. Kev, look who it is.Copy !req
1081. It's that chick
from AA.Copy !req
1082. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1083. I feel bad now that she's
actually here.Copy !req
1084. Can I get a sea breeze,
please?Copy !req
1085. No, sorry,
we're actually out of—Copy !req
1086. One sea breeze
coming right up.Copy !req
1087. What have we done, Kev?Copy !req
1088. We have increased
our demand...Copy !req
1089. or our supply.Copy !req
1090. One of those two things
we've increased...Copy !req
1091. or decreased.Copy !req
1092. Hey, I've gotta get going!Copy !req
1093. I left you
a little somethingCopy !req
1094. on the nightstand.Copy !req
1095. Okay.Copy !req
1096. Holy shit.Copy !req
1097. Did you find it?Copy !req
1098. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
1099. Bye!Copy !req
1100. So you wanna have sex now?Copy !req
1101. Absolutely.Copy !req
1102. Yeah, you sure you don't want
to talk about sewage or...Copy !req
1103. anything like that?Copy !req
1104. No, I think I'm good.Copy !req
1105. You?Copy !req
1106. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
1107. I'm good.Copy !req
1108. Good.Copy !req
1109. Good.Copy !req
1110. Yo, give me your purses!Copy !req
1111. I told you
this place was sketchy!Copy !req
1112. - We're gonna die!
- I don't wanna die!Copy !req
1113. - That was an excerptCopy !req
1114. from an exclusive video
I was given tonight.Copy !req
1115. While two teenage girls
waited at a bus stop,Copy !req
1116. they were accosted
by an unknown masked assailant.Copy !req
1117. The reason
for this violent assault?Copy !req
1118. Broken streetlights.Copy !req
1119. As you can see behind me,Copy !req
1120. the city has now rushed
to repair the lights:Copy !req
1121. a little too little, too late.Copy !req
1122. Two brave girls
lucky to be alive.Copy !req
1123. I'm Gloria Johnson reporting...Copy !req
1124. You did a good thing,
Citizen Carl.Copy !req
1125. Got involved,Copy !req
1126. challenged the system,Copy !req
1127. made a change.Copy !req
1128. Guess who's coming with you.Copy !req
1129. You were right.Copy !req
1130. We gotta kill her.Copy !req