1. Fuck you.
I ain't telling you shit.
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they don't remember.
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in their head.
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remember something
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one damn week ago?
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in an RV now.
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are recruiting today.
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his offers straight,
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with Paula?
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13. The deal is, you're fucked.
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14. Sparky!
Sparky!
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Shelly, Sparky.
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down to partial custody
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of Derek's death benefit,
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on the family's electronics
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several small fires,
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you're Franny now.
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you'd actually show.
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and here's Franny,
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everybody get out!
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36. Get out now!
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37. - Franny! What the hell?
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38. Hello, 911?
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39. I'd like to report a fire.
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step off that shit!
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you're here.
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43. No.
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of streetlights are out.
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my Emeril was still alive.
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52. I'm not usually out
this late.
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my birthday.
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That's really nice.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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with the best of them too.
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63. Oh.
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65. Sure?
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67. See?
What'd I tell you?
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68. Nice to meet you, Carl.
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69. Take care.
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70. Your purse!
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71. Stop the bus!
That woman's getting robbed!
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72. - Ester!
- Not a chance.
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73. - Call 911 if you want.
- Come on, stop the bus!
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74. - Shut up.
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Oh, hey!
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Come on!
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- Come on!
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I have a schedule to keep.
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- Your baby's crying.
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83. No, I fed him at 4.
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It's all a blur.
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who can just feed himself?
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get him one of those, uh,
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gerbil bottle things.
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to the side of his crib.
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You get coffee?
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93. - Hey.
- Yeah.
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94. Hi.
Hey, Mommy's coming, all right?
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95. - I got you. I got you.
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Hey.
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Come here.
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100. Yeah.
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101. - Can we change your diaper?
- Hey.
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six weeks, right?
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105. Yeah.
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106. We can have sex now.
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107. Yeah, that's right.
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109. Good.
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110. - Oh.
- Oh, my...
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113. - Hey, get away from her!
- Give me your purse!
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116. Keep your wet dreams
to yourself, son.
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last night.
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at that bus stop?
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120. I wanted to help her.
It happened so fast.
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you wouldn't stop either.
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were out.
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125. Yeah, she said they were out
for the past 15 years.
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127. Why doesn't the city
fix them?
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128. Oh, that's adorable.
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129. Can I wear this tank top?
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130. That's not a tank top.
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132. Go for Liam.
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to go through me.
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practice is,
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139. No, no,
that's not what I said.
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140. - Okay, bye.
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141. Debbie Gallagher,
get out here right now!
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142. Uh-oh. Okay.
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143. I'll be right back.
Shh.
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144. Debbie Gallagher,
come get your kid!
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145. Hey, Pepa.
What's going on?
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to pick her up tonight.
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147. Yeah, well,
here's your demon child.
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of raw hamburger meat,
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of my son's middle toe.
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151. Oh, my goodness.
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152. That does not sound like
my sweet Franny bear at all.
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153. Cut the horseshit, Debbie.
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mother on the planet.
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that's kind of cruel?
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157. Here's your death benefit
money.
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daughter ever again.
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160. Don't be a stranger, Pepa!
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161. You're welcome back
for dinner sometime!
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162. Hey, what was all that about?
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- Derek's wife, Pepa,
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out of Derek's death benefit,
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was pretending to be Franny
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of Derek's money.
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167. I followed none of that,
and I'm too tired to care.
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He here?
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Sandy, I think.
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half sister or...
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paroled, evicted,
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Not a clue.
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198. This everything?
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the house looking for me?
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204. How is everyone, anyway?
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205. Same.
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one of them gets drunk,
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off of me.
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chop their nuts off
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212. Or I could stay here with you.
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213. Have fun like we did
when we were kids.
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right?
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We're fucking cousins!
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Sandy.
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and shit.
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would save that shit for you?
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We'll hit Costco later.
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- I can't, man.
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when you were in the shower.
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of shit you need
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before we left, right?
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you know for a fact,
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you're trying to shut me up?
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243. No!
Worst-case scenario,
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a ton of insurance money.
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247. No.
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248. Ah, you're late!
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249. Jesus!
What, you guys camp out here?
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and shot of anything.
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the lights on yet?
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254. Don't need to see.
I know where my mouth is.
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last night?
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sitting there anymore.
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He's like a piece of furniture.
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on the house, all right, Billy?
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I'd get locked in here.
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I'm sorry about that, buddy.
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Oh, my God, he's dead.
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He's cold and stiff!
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No!
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to die!
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old pal.
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seen you talk to Billy.
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and now...
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- Shh.
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I got coffee.
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with peanut butter or cheese.
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Whichever one you don't want.
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Wanna take a bite of both?
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295. Yeah.
Milk coma.
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298. Six weeks.
Sex.
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299. - Yeah, let's go.
- Yeah, right.
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300. - Hey.
- Hey.
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Sorry.
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- I don't smell it.
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you serious?
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with vanilla body spray.
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hormones
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to my body.
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did you flush?
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with them?
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to be flushable.
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what that means.
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- Oh.
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It smells like death.
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that's been emptied in a while.
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full of someone else's shit?
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327. Yeah, I didn't think
to check the shit.
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up in the sky
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in heaven and Earth,
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our daily bread.
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unto others
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that I did.
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Heart attack?
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around his belly button
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swollen extremities, so...
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from all the booze you fed him.
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in a bar, Kev.
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a shot of tequila on the house
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He didn't know shit.
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he's a doctor?
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366. Security, we have code orange.
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367. Woman in the green sweatpants
heading out with merch.
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and we're good!
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I didn't steal anything!
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- Hey, shut your face.
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so I have no qualms
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your throat,
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and out your fucking asshole
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whatever you stole.
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What's wrong with you?
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Get up.
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that works at the store.
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- Yeah, you don't like that?
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buy me a fucking Orange Julius.
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Really, under the mattress?
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Billy Junior?
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for helping me.
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with some downtown happy hour?
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Just waiting on the sitter.
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- Sweet.
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for a little while.
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while I'm gone, okay?
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- Hey.
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when I get home.
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I can still smell it back here.
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get-get in the front?
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Let's make a run for it, Fred.
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All right.
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go, go.
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It is a little better up here.
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you're gonna dump it?
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Hey, I need you on lookout.
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those construction workers
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We got some sexin' to do.
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Hi, guys.
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responsibility for this?
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at his face first?
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and a cookie,
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in front of me?
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cookie, cookie.
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Lori.
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About time.
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an extra cookie for your wait.
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to see who can answer
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of phone calls in a day.
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get shot last night
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Guy came out of nowhere.
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470. Okay, South Side.
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471. Looks like we can schedule
a work crew to come out.
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472. All right, awesome.
When?
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473. Next available date
is April 17th.
Copy !req
474. - April?
- Of 2022.
Copy !req
475. Wait.
People are getting shot!
Copy !req
476. Thank you for calling
the city of Chicago.
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477. This is bullshit!
Copy !req
478. City basically killed
an old black lady,
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479. and they don't even
give two shits.
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480. It's like she
didn't even exist.
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481. Wasn't even on the news.
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482. You watch the news?
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483. I gotta do something
about this,
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484. let everybody know
what happened.
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485. You go, girl.
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486. That's pretty, baby.
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487. Okay, who wants a drink?
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488. V, what if I clean the scum
out of the soda gun
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489. and we serve Cokes
instead of death?
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490. Kev, nobody
is gonna order a Coke.
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491. That's why there's scum
in the gun.
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492. I'll have a Coke...
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493. with a rum back.
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494. Done mourning.
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495. Ready to drink.
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496. This should keep me
well-lubricated
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497. for the better part
of the day, Mr. Barkeep.
Copy !req
498. Let's... let's memorialize
Billy.
Copy !req
499. What can we say about Billy
Copy !req
500. that we don't already know?
Copy !req
501. Um, everything.
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502. I don't know anything
about him.
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503. He had a son
who looked just like him...
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504. or maybe a brother.
Copy !req
505. - Um... he was a man...
Copy !req
506. - ... who loved fishing.
- What?
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507. He always kept
a bountiful supply
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508. of deli meats on hand...
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509. although his...
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510. his living quarters
was always a mess.
Copy !req
511. So here's to Billy.
Hip, hip...
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512. Hooray.
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513. That was a beautiful speech.
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514. Oh, you heard that?
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515. I didn't even notice
you were sitting there.
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516. Do you wanna join me?
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517. Well, I have a pretty busy day
ahead of me. Uh...
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518. I suppose one drink
would be all right.
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519. Faye Donahue.
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520. Enchanté.
Frank Gallagher.
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521. You speak French?
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522. Oui.
Un poquito.
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523. I hope you're okay
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524. with a 12-year
double cask Macallen.
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525. Well...
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526. in a pinch, it'll have to do.
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527. Barkeep, two glasses, please.
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528. Of what?
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529. Just the glasses.
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530. Hey, pretty lady.
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531. You can't drink
your own booze in here.
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532. If you want scotch,
we have scotch.
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533. I'm sorry.
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534. I was gonna pay you
a corkage fee.
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535. What the hell is a corkage fee?
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536. You charge us for the alcohol
we would've bought
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537. but are not drinking.
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538. - This work?
- $40?
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539. Sure does.
Cork away.
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540. To Billy...
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541. and chance encounters.
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542. Mmm.
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543. Mmm.
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544. Mmm.
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545. Hey, Shelly.
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546. What's up, Sparky?
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547. Um, I ain't got you
on the schedule today.
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548. Came to pick up my check.
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549. Um... I'm gonna give you this,
and I want you to run.
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550. - What?
- Run.
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551. Why?
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552. Hey, look who it is!
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553. Sparky Gallagher.
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554. That's why.
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555. - Here to pick up your check?
- Uh, fuck.
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556. Mine.
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557. What the hell, Paula?
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558. Well, way I see it is,
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559. your little Good Samaritan act
the other day
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560. cost me in kickbacks
probably just about
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561. what you make in a week,
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562. so... you don't mind,
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563. I'll just have you put
your Sparky Hancock
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564. right there.
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565. All right.
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566. Gonna buy myself
something real purty
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567. with this now.
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568. Told you to run.
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569. To Derek's death benefit.
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570. Mm, not bad.
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571. Right?
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572. This place is fancy.
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573. Yeah, this is where I come
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574. looking for all
my baby daddies.
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575. Really, these guys?
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576. They're rich.
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577. And old as shit.
Copy !req
578. Just means they'll die sooner.
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579. I'm glad I'm financially set
for a while.
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580. No, no, no, no.
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581. That money is not
gonna last forever.
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582. You need to find
your next sucker now
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583. so that when the money
runs out,
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584. there's no break
in the cash flow.
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585. I'm not sure I wanna have
another kid.
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586. Don't look at it as a kid.
Look at it as a gravy train.
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587. Here we go!
Come on. Come, come on.
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588. Hi.
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589. I'm Megan,
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590. and this is Debbie.
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591. Oh, well.
I'm, uh... I'm Mark,
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592. and, uh, this is Charles.
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593. Ooh.
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594. You're a pretty one.
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595. Mm-hmm.
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596. Hey, how's it going?
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597. Hey, so what's going on?
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598. Eh, preseason media day:
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599. signing some autographs,
selling new overpriced merch,
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600. usual.
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601. Oh.
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602. Lead story: the Bears
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603. have added a meatless burger
to the menu.
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604. Big news.
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605. Yeah, a woman got shot
last night.
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606. - Really?
- Yeah.
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607. Guy came out of nowhere,
shot her in cold blood.
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608. - Where?
- South Side.
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609. Oh.
She white?
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610. - Black.
- Young?
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611. - Old.
- Celebrity?
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612. - Grandma.
- You ready for me?
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613. - Yeah.
- Yeah, but she was shot!
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614. The streetlights were out
'cause the city didn't care.
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615. You could be the first
to report on it.
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616. I'm at Soldier Field,
where vegetarians
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617. from across the city
are cheering.
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618. Is it for Dickie Burke's
end zone dance?
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619. Nope, it's the Bears'
meatless burger.
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620. Meatless burger.
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621. That's right, you heard it.
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622. Everyone's excited about it.
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623. This is gonna be something
that people
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624. are gonna talk about
for a long time.
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625. The meatless burger
is in the stadium, folks.
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626. You gotta get down here
soon as you can...
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627. - Stop it.
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628. I'm serious.
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629. It was November before I knew
I was in the wrong class.
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630. How did that even happen?
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631. I was a dumb college freshman,
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632. thought I was taking
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633. Better Orgasms:
A Woman's Study.
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634. I'd signed up for
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635. Better Organisms:
A Whale's Study.
Copy !req
636. Oh, my.
That is rich.
Copy !req
637. What could that woman
possibly see in Frank?
Copy !req
638. Maybe she's blind.
Copy !req
639. And has no sense
of smell.
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640. Kev, I've been looking,
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641. and Billy was one
of our best customers.
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642. God rest his soul.
Copy !req
643. No, I mean he was, like,
28 percent of our business.
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644. Well, he used to always
buy everyone rounds.
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645. God rest his soul.
Copy !req
646. We have a major
supply-and-demand problem
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647. on our hands.
Copy !req
648. - Supply and demand?
- We have a lot of supply,
Copy !req
649. and Billy was much
of our demand.
Copy !req
650. We need more customers.
Copy !req
651. Well, what's wrong with us?
Copy !req
652. You drink like pussies.
Copy !req
653. We need to find
hard-core boozers.
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654. Come on.
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655. What if we just turned
this place into a juice bar?
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656. - Kev!
- I'm coming.
Copy !req
657. Tell me more about
Frank Gallagher,
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658. the early years.
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659. I've been doing
all the talking.
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660. I don't know anything
about you.
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661. Where are you from?
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662. How did you end up
in this neck of the woods?
Copy !req
663. City put a boot on my car.
Copy !req
664. Parking tickets.
Quite a few parking tickets.
Copy !req
665. Why didn't you say something
before?
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666. I will have that off
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667. in no time.
Copy !req
668. Do you have an in with
the transportation department?
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669. No, I have an in
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670. with an acetylene torch.
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671. Oh.
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672. Mm.
So what are we gonna do now?
Copy !req
673. Have sex.
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674. No, I mean, yes, yes,
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675. but what are we gonna do
when we have to go poop again?
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676. Is this your idea of foreplay?
Copy !req
677. I'm trying to think ahead.
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678. Uh, we can dump it out.
It's that simple.
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679. You wanna be on top,
or should I?
Copy !req
680. - Uh, no, you can.
- Okay.
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681. So haul buckets of crap
to a porta-potty?
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682. Oh, yeah.
We use toilets in the house.
Copy !req
683. - All right?
- Yeah.
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684. - Mm-hmm.
- But walk over there
Copy !req
685. in the middle of the night
in the winter?
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686. Hey, is there any chance
we can talk about this
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687. after the sex?
Copy !req
688. - Yes.
- Yeah.
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689. - I'm sorry.
- Okay, that's okay.
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690. - Let's do this.
- Yep.
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691. Yeah.
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692. You have a condom, right?
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693. No.
Copy !req
694. We need one.
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695. You just had a baby.
Copy !req
696. Yeah, and I can have
another one.
Copy !req
697. Not while you're breastfeeding.
Copy !req
698. That's an old wives' tale.
Copy !req
699. - Are you sure?
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700. I am the ripest
I've ever been right now.
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701. All right, well,
we can Google it,
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702. and then if I'm right,
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703. then, uh, I don't have
to go get a condom.
Copy !req
704. - Go ahead.
- Right.
Copy !req
705. Uh, can a woman get pregnant
while breastfeeding?
Copy !req
706. A woman's chances
of getting pregnant
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707. when she's breastfeeding
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708. increase by 40 percent.
Copy !req
709. About time, man.
Copy !req
710. Your Panda Express
is getting cold.
Copy !req
711. Hey, you wanna know
what I bought from Costco?
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712. I don't know.
Soap, hopefully.
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713. Nothing.
You know why?
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714. Why?
Eat your Szechuan beans.
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715. Paula took
my fucking paycheck.
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716. What?
Copy !req
717. Something about me owing her
for kickbacks or some bullshit.
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718. That's what POs are like, man.
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719. Sooner you accept it,
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720. the sooner
shit won't bother you.
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721. Okay, okay.
Easy for you to say.
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722. You have do-gooder Larry.
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723. Look, look,
Paula's whole job
Copy !req
724. is to make your life
miserable.
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725. Your job is to not
let it bother you.
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726. Or I could kill her.
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727. Yeah, great plan.
End up back in the joint.
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728. No, I think
it might be worth it.
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729. I don't know if I can handle
two more years
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730. of this fucking bullshit.
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731. Chill your fucking tits
and eat your noodles, man.
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732. Let's talk
about something else.
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733. Fellas!
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734. Hey!
How's it going?
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735. Is that Sbarro?
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736. Love me some Sbarro.
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737. Mmm!
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738. What is this?
You stalking me now?
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739. No, not here for you.
Uh-uh.
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740. So that leaves just
one other person at this table.
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741. That's too fucking bad.
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742. You ain't my PO,
Lollipop Guild.
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743. Let's get out of here,
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744. get some Pinkberry.
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745. That's the rub.
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746. I made a little arrangement
with Larry, so sit.
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747. You're mine now.
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748. Wait, what?
Copy !req
749. It's never good
in a relationship
Copy !req
750. when one partner
has a soft PO.
Copy !req
751. This took a lot of effort
on my part
Copy !req
752. to make this happen.
Copy !req
753. Had to have dinner
with Larry and his wife
Copy !req
754. at the Olive Garden.
Copy !req
755. Ugh, those kids.
Copy !req
756. One of them's into magic.
Copy !req
757. Kept making the breadsticks
disappear.
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758. I wanted to tell him,
"That's not a trick.
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759. You're just a fat fuck,"
but whatever.
Copy !req
760. Anyway, Larry switched with me,
so... you're welcome.
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761. Why would you do that?
Copy !req
762. I never had
a Milkovich before.
Copy !req
763. Always wanted one.
Copy !req
764. So I seized the opportunity.
Copy !req
765. All right, I got
a two-person job for you guys,
Copy !req
766. so let's finish up
with this lunch,
Copy !req
767. and we're all gonna skedaddle
on out of here, okay?
Copy !req
768. Grab one more
of those headsets too, okay?
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769. Come on, guys.
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770. Still think I should chill
my fucking tits?
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771. Fuck.
Copy !req
772. So who are you guys again?
Copy !req
773. Stella and Bella.
Copy !req
774. So... you like to party?
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775. Family, this is
my new friend Faye.
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776. Hello.
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777. Franny, you know where Mommy
keeps her torch?
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778. That's not Franny.
She's Bella.
Copy !req
779. Who the hell's Bella?
Copy !req
780. I don't know.
Copy !req
781. She know
where Debbie's torch is?
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782. It's in the kitchen,
next to the dryer.
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783. You know how to use that?
Copy !req
784. Eh, you-you flip a switch.
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785. It's like a cigarette lighter.
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786. Okay.
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787. That girl Stella in there
is trying to hook up with me.
Copy !req
788. Cool.
Lucky you.
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789. What do I do?
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790. Take her up to your room.
Dim the lights.
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791. Strike a manly pose.
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792. Put on some sexy music,
like Barry White.
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793. This is little Westin.
He's my eighth grandchild.
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794. Wow.
Eight of them.
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795. Uh, 13, actually.
I haven't showed you the rest.
Copy !req
796. - Hmm.
- Henry here,
Copy !req
797. he is my Charlotte's oldest.
Copy !req
798. Now, you can tell
from his eyes
Copy !req
799. he's a little special needs-y.
Copy !req
800. Oh, my God,
these are so cute.
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801. He's ten.
Copy !req
802. He's ambidextrous
Copy !req
803. and is a whiz at video games.
Copy !req
804. He still holds
the highest score in Pac-Man.
Copy !req
805. Hey, kids.
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806. What do you say we, uh...
we take this party
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807. up to our rooms?
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808. Yes.
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809. Wow, that sounds like a...
Copy !req
810. a wonderful idea.
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811. Debbie?
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812. Oh, you know
what we could do?
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813. We could get some
chocolate-covered strawberries
Copy !req
814. and some champagne.
Copy !req
815. They have, like, the best
chocolate-covered strawberries
Copy !req
816. at this hotel.
Copy !req
817. Hannah!
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818. Hannah, it's me,
Debbie Gallagher.
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819. Hey, uh, this is
my mom's best friend.
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820. I'm gonna say hi.
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821. I'll meet you guys up there.
Hey.
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822. Please save me
from this old guy
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823. and go with this.
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824. Debbie?
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825. Oh, my goodness!
You look wonderful.
Copy !req
826. Are you guys in a suite or...
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827. Okay, he's getting
in the elevator,
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828. and now he's gone.
Copy !req
829. - Oh.
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830. Thank you.
Copy !req
831. Uh, I'll leave you alone now.
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832. The least I could do
is buy you a drink
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833. and tell you my real name.
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834. Sure.
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835. Condoms, condoms,
where are... you?
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836. How the fuck are there
no condoms in here?
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837. Liam?
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838. Hey, I'm giving you
full warning.
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839. I'm coming in there,
all right?
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840. Ah, fucking...
All right, look,
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841. I-I don't want to be seeing
what you're doing,
Copy !req
842. but I also don't want you to be
doing what you're doing, so...
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843. We're not doing anything.
Copy !req
844. You can open your eyes.
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845. Thank God.
All right.
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846. Whoa, hey, whoa,
what's-what's going on here?
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847. Think she's stealing
my stuff.
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848. Just borrowing.
Copy !req
849. Hey, w-have you seen, uh,
any condoms anywhere?
Copy !req
850. No.
Copy !req
851. Wait.
Copy !req
852. Here, they have
a whole bowl of them
Copy !req
853. at the group home.
Copy !req
854. Thank you.
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855. Here.
Right here, right here!
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856. Hey!
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857. Hey.
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858. When'd you get back?
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859. Few days ago.
Gotta get back next week.
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860. What are you doing here?
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861. I wanna get
some streetlights fixed.
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862. Need your help.
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863. Aren't we mad
at each other?
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864. Are we?
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865. Well, we're weird
with each other.
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866. Can we not be weird
so we can save some lives?
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867. Why don't you ask your
Mexican friend Anne for help?
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868. She moved.
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869. Oh.
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870. Plus, this is more your thing.
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871. I don't know.
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872. Oh, come on,
you cheated on me
Copy !req
873. and almost gave me the syph.
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874. Said we could save lives?
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875. Yeah, but we're gonna need
another person.
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876. Who's one of the richest
bitches you play with?
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877. Uh...
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878. Yep.
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879. And as many of you know,
Copy !req
880. I was scared to go
to my family reunion
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881. 'cause of all the alcohol
that was gonna be there,
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882. but then I realized
I didn't have to go.
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883. And that was
the best decision I made, so...
Copy !req
884. thank you.
Copy !req
885. Thank you, Kendall.
Copy !req
886. Who would like to share next?
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887. I'll go.
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888. Hi.
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889. I'm, uh...
Teronica.
Copy !req
890. - Hi, Teronica.
- And I'm an alcoholic...
Copy !req
891. which really
isn't a bad thing
Copy !req
892. in the whole scheme
of life, right?
Copy !req
893. Anyway, I used to go
to this bar,
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894. The, uh, Alibi.
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895. The most delicious drinks.
Copy !req
896. A sea breeze—
that was my jam.
Copy !req
897. Oh, I loved the sound
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898. of the ice
dropping into the tumbler,
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899. then hearing
that ice crack
Copy !req
900. as the vodka poured over it.
Copy !req
901. And the juice!
Oh, so fresh.
Copy !req
902. Oh, boy, do I miss The Alibi,
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903. over on Ogden Street,
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904. open from 10 a. m.
to 2 a. m.
Copy !req
905. Anyway... that's all.
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906. Thank you.
Copy !req
907. That place sounds amazing.
Copy !req
908. Would you like
to go next?
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909. Yeah, sure.
Uh, hello.
Copy !req
910. My name's... Tevin.
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911. Hi, Tevin.
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912. All right,
Sparky Junior,
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913. put your headset on.
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914. You're going in,
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915. right there.
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916. That looks like
a fucking crack den.
Copy !req
917. Which is why I don't want
to go in there myself.
Copy !req
918. Need you to apprehend
a parolee
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919. who's gone off the grid.
Copy !req
920. Great.
Copy !req
921. Keep the motor running.
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922. Come on.
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923. This'll work?
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924. Oh, yeah, yeah.
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925. You just wait till after dark,
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926. and you dump the tank
in the sewer.
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927. All right.
Copy !req
928. Thanks, Pops.
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929. What are you doing, Tami?
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930. Meaning?
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931. Living in an RV
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932. with this guy?
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933. Well, his name's Lip.
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934. Look, it's just not
what I imagined
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935. for your life, kiddo.
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936. Then good thing
you don't have to live it.
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937. There's plenty of room
at the house.
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938. Move back in.
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939. Don't hold back.
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940. Why don't you tell me
what you really think?
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941. Hey!
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942. Hey, what's going on,
Mr. Tamietti?
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943. How's it going?
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944. Uh, I called my dad to see
if he could help us
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945. hook up to the sewer system.
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946. Yeah, you just lift up
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947. the manhole when the, uh,
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948. septic tank gets full,
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949. and, uh, run the PVC.
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950. Great, good.
Thanks, yeah.
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951. Nice RV.
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952. Yeah, yeah, it's good.
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953. Uh, it needs some work,
but, you know...
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954. it's good.
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955. So does this mean I can flush
Fred's wipies now?
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956. - Right?
- No, no.
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957. No.
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958. All right, I'm outside
apartment 407.
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959. Okay.
Go get him, tiger.
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960. His name's Caleefa.
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961. Get him how?
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962. And don't call me tiger.
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963. Uh, you'll think
of something.
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964. Great.
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965. He's gonna get shot
up there.
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966. Stay positive, soldier.
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967. - Yeah!
- Hey, it's your neighbor.
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968. I got some, uh,
T-Mobile phones.
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969. Fell off the back of a truck.
You want in?
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970. What?
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971. T-Mobile phones.
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972. - Mm, how much?
- Twenty bucks each.
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973. Uh, let me see 'em.
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974. Down in the truck.
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975. You better not be fucking
with me.
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976. Babe, I'll be right back.
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977. Did you get him?
You got Caleefa?
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978. - Is that Paula?
- Fuck's sake.
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979. Oh, you fucking rat!
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980. I'm sorry!
I had no choice!
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981. I'm not going back to her!
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982. Says you.
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983. Shit, fuck.
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984. I got him.
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985. Let me go, douchebag.
Come on!
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986. Okay, drop him
out the window.
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987. I'm on, like, the third floor.
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988. Good.
Let's see if he bounces.
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989. Come on, go Milkovich
on him.
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990. What's she saying?
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991. You don't wanna know.
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992. Don't make him do that.
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993. Why don't you just
come on up here
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994. and cuff him?
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995. Mm, no can do.
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996. I see an open window
right there.
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997. Get ready to do
some of your ambulance shit,
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998. 'cause we're gonna have
a real live emergency
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999. here in a second.
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1000. Mickey, listen, you
don't have to do that, okay?
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1001. - Five, four, three...
- She's bluffing.
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1002. two, one.
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1003. - Oh.
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1004. Get your kit.
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1005. Mm.
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1006. Do you think that your friend
is pregnant by now?
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1007. It's been, like, an hour.
She must be, right?
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1008. You didn't want
to get knocked up too?
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1009. Mm, hell no.
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1010. She was trying to get me
to take a test
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1011. to see if I was ovulating
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1012. so we could have babies
at the same time.
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1013. Oh, that is
some mastermind trickery
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1014. going on there.
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1015. Felt kind of bad.
She was trying to trap them.
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1016. Oh, don't. They know
what they're here for.
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1017. What are you here for?
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1018. Oh, I was hoping to have a...
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1019. good conversation
with a nice woman.
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1020. Looks like I hit the jackpot.
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1021. Do you wanna go upstairs?
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1022. We could kick off these heels,
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1023. raid the minibar,
and check out the view.
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1024. Yes, I do.
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1025. Okay, so yeah,
we'll just wait here,
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1026. and the shuttle van
will pick us up.
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1027. Can't believe we're going
to a secret Lizzo concert.
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1028. It's so dark.
I'm a little sketched out.
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1029. I like it.
It's urban.
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1030. Let's post an Insta Story.
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1031. - Yeah?
- Okay.
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1032. Yo, bitches,
give me your purses!
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1033. - What the fuck?
- Oh, shit.
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1034. I told you
this place was sketchy.
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1035. - We're gonna die!
- I don't wanna die!
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1036. Shut the fuck up!
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1037. Is that a real gun?
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1038. Did I just get shot?
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1039. Give me your purses,
you little rich bitches!
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1040. Take it!
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1041. Take my watch too.
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1042. It's a Rolex.
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1043. Thank God I'm alive.
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1044. I mean we're alive.
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1045. There's nothing sexier
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1046. than watching a man
use a torch.
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1047. Then for you, Faye,
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1048. I shall never cease.
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1049. You order from the Greek Hut?
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1050. Indeed we did.
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1051. Think I almost got it.
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1052. Well...
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1053. that's one way
to get the boot off.
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1054. You are a breath
of fresh air.
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1055. Forget the tire.
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1056. Let's go to my place
and eat this Greek food.
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1057. Sounds good to me.
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1058. After you.
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1059. Oh, I don't think
you're gonna drive anywhere
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1060. on that tire.
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1061. Don't need to drive.
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1062. This is my place.
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1063. The Rolls-Royce?
You live in your car?
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1064. Indeed I do.
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1065. You coming?
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1066. I am stunningly confused
right now...
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1067. but utterly intrigued.
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1068. I'll take
another gin and tonic.
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1069. How about a double?
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1070. Stop trying to upsell me, V.
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1071. You guys need to make up
for Billy being dead.
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1072. I spend my entire paycheck
here every week as it is.
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1073. Guys, let's try my new
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1074. strawberry banana smoothie,
right?
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1075. Kev, stop.
This is a bar.
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1076. What is a bar
without alcohol?
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1077. - Farm?
- Exactly.
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1078. We're bartenders.
It's what we know.
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1079. We serve drinks.
That's what we do.
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1080. Kev, look who it is.
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1081. It's that chick
from AA.
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1082. Oh, shit.
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1083. I feel bad now that she's
actually here.
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1084. Can I get a sea breeze,
please?
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1085. No, sorry,
we're actually out of—
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1086. One sea breeze
coming right up.
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1087. What have we done, Kev?
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1088. We have increased
our demand...
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1089. or our supply.
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1090. One of those two things
we've increased...
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1091. or decreased.
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1092. Hey, I've gotta get going!
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1093. I left you
a little something
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1094. on the nightstand.
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1095. Okay.
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1096. Holy shit.
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1097. Did you find it?
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1098. Uh, yeah.
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1099. Bye!
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1100. So you wanna have sex now?
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1101. Absolutely.
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1102. Yeah, you sure you don't want
to talk about sewage or...
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1103. anything like that?
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1104. No, I think I'm good.
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1105. You?
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1106. Yeah, me too.
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1107. I'm good.
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1108. Good.
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1109. Good.
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1110. Yo, give me your purses!
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1111. I told you
this place was sketchy!
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1112. - We're gonna die!
- I don't wanna die!
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1113. - That was an excerpt
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1114. from an exclusive video
I was given tonight.
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1115. While two teenage girls
waited at a bus stop,
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1116. they were accosted
by an unknown masked assailant.
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1117. The reason
for this violent assault?
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1118. Broken streetlights.
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1119. As you can see behind me,
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1120. the city has now rushed
to repair the lights:
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1121. a little too little, too late.
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1122. Two brave girls
lucky to be alive.
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1123. I'm Gloria Johnson reporting...
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1124. You did a good thing,
Citizen Carl.
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1125. Got involved,
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1126. challenged the system,
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1127. made a change.
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1128. Guess who's coming with you.
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1129. You were right.
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1130. We gotta kill her.
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