1. What the hell?
Again?Copy !req
2. You can't remember
what happened last week;Copy !req
3. now you want us to remind you?Copy !req
4. Lay off the vape,
all right?Copy !req
5. Shit'll fuck you up.Copy !req
6. Is Derek here?Copy !req
7. - Derek is dead.
- The death benefit.Copy !req
8. When someone dies
in the military,Copy !req
9. the family gets,
like, 100,000 bucks.Copy !req
10. I'm willing to give you
1/3 of the benefit.Copy !req
11. In return, I want
full custody of Franny.Copy !req
12. Oh, hell.Copy !req
13. I gotta miss my meeting
with Dr. Robinson.Copy !req
14. George is coming to my place
this weekend for a cookout.Copy !req
15. A ton of black doctors
will be there.Copy !req
16. Come.
It'll be good for business.Copy !req
17. Hey, you want to hang out
during my lunch break?Copy !req
18. I gotta meet
my parole officer.Copy !req
19. Kibble, JoJo,Copy !req
20. got a new friend for ya!Copy !req
21. What's the deal
with Paula?Copy !req
22. The deal is, you're fucked.Copy !req
23. I'm Sarah.Copy !req
24. - What brings you to church?
- AA.Copy !req
25. - You?
- NMAA.Copy !req
26. Basically a bunch of
new moms in sweat pantsCopy !req
27. trying not to
lose our shit.Copy !req
28. Coach molested Kenny?Copy !req
29. A lawyer's
putting togetherCopy !req
30. a class-action suit
against the city,Copy !req
31. says we could each
get 10 grand.Copy !req
32. You sure you
weren't molested?Copy !req
33. I'd remember
if he touched me.Copy !req
34. I didn't sign on
to raise your children, Frank.Copy !req
35. Well, the joke's on you.
They're my son Carl's.Copy !req
36. I'll give you
30 and 15.Copy !req
37. 40 and 5.Copy !req
38. Got my third job
with my family business.Copy !req
39. You know when I said
you could stay here?Copy !req
40. I didn't mean
your entire family.Copy !req
41. We thought you meant
the plural you, "ustedes."Copy !req
42. That's why Spanish is better.Copy !req
43. It's more specific.Copy !req
44. This marks the ninth bus
arriving here in ChicagoCopy !req
45. carrying undocumented
workers from Texas.Copy !req
46. Many observers view this
as a purely political moveCopy !req
47. designed to punish liberal
sanctuary cities like Chicago.Copy !req
48. When reached for comment,
Texas governor—Copy !req
49. Tamales calientes!
Tamales aquí!Copy !req
50. Where's Franny?Copy !req
51. I can't wait to see her.Copy !req
52. Derek loved her so much.Copy !req
53. Cut the bullshit, Pepa.Copy !req
54. Derek didn't
give two shits about Franny,Copy !req
55. - and neither do you.
- What?Copy !req
56. I can't wait
to see how she's grown up.Copy !req
57. I mean, with a genius like you
for a mother,Copy !req
58. I'm sure she'll be able to read
by the time she's 15.Copy !req
59. I know what you're doing.Copy !req
60. What am I doing?Copy !req
61. You think I'd rather
lose my fair shareCopy !req
62. of Derek's death benefit
than let you have Franny.Copy !req
63. Joke's on you, bitch.Copy !req
64. Franny will be there tomorrow
on time as scheduled.Copy !req
65. And, as per our agreement,Copy !req
66. I want my check
posthaste.Copy !req
67. And I'll want Franny
to call me "Mom."Copy !req
68. Hey.Copy !req
69. Where you think
you're going?Copy !req
70. Just taking the infirmary
biowaste trashCopy !req
71. to the truck, like always.Copy !req
72. Not today.Copy !req
73. Budget crunch.
Biowaste truck serviceCopy !req
74. and a whole bunch
of other shit cancelledCopy !req
75. immediately.Copy !req
76. So what you want me to do with
all this medical waste then?Copy !req
77. This shit deadly, boss.Copy !req
78. Even the AIDS in
this thing got AIDS.Copy !req
79. Just dump it
in the incinerator.Copy !req
80. Call it a day.Copy !req
81. - Incinerator?
- Yep.Copy !req
82. Burn all that shit up.Copy !req
83. I'll escort
you over there.Copy !req
84. - Hey, there!Copy !req
85. Get me the fuck outta here!Copy !req
86. Hey...Copy !req
87. Found it.Copy !req
88. I don't keep money
in there anymore, Frank,Copy !req
89. not after last time.Copy !req
90. You kids got any
formal wear with soul?Copy !req
91. All of this stuff looks like
the garb of a colonizer,Copy !req
92. and I got a follow-up
with the Okafurs.Copy !req
93. Aha.Copy !req
94. A little cultural awarenessCopy !req
95. on my side of the table
can't hurt.Copy !req
96. Are you busy today?Copy !req
97. I'm gonna help Todd
edit his highlight reel—Copy !req
98. So no.
Congratulations.Copy !req
99. I hereby appoint you
the GallagherCopy !req
100. special diplomatic
envoy to Nigeria.Copy !req
101. Your first duty:
help me sell a baby.Copy !req
102. Hey, you think maybe
we went a little overboard?Copy !req
103. I mean, well, it is summer.Copy !req
104. Well, I guess
I could take off the parka.Copy !req
105. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
106. All right.Copy !req
107. What?Copy !req
108. What?
No, I'm—Copy !req
109. I'm happy
we're doing this together.Copy !req
110. Me too.Copy !req
111. All right.Copy !req
112. There they are.Copy !req
113. They're gonna hate me.Copy !req
114. What?Copy !req
115. Why did I agree
to this again?Copy !req
116. Hey, look, you'll be fine.Copy !req
117. All right?Copy !req
118. I'll make the intro,
then I'll take off.Copy !req
119. You can connect mom-to-mom.Copy !req
120. You know, just...Copy !req
121. share your mom stuff.Copy !req
122. Hey, everybody!Copy !req
123. - Oh, hey!
- Hey.Copy !req
124. Hey, what's going on?Copy !req
125. - How you doing, Sarah?
- Hi.Copy !req
126. - Hey, what's up?
- Hey!Copy !req
127. Hi, hi, hi, hey.
Hey, guys.Copy !req
128. Hey, everybody, uh,
this is Tami.Copy !req
129. This is Tami.
She is my, um...Copy !req
130. She's Fred's mom.Copy !req
131. So good to see you,
Tami.Copy !req
132. Hi.Copy !req
133. All right, so, uh...Copy !req
134. You know,
I'm gonna get going.Copy !req
135. Yeah!
Get outta here, will ya?Copy !req
136. - She's in good hands.
- Okay, all right.Copy !req
137. I'll see you later.
Have fun.Copy !req
138. All right?
Have fun.Copy !req
139. You mad at me
or something?Copy !req
140. No.Copy !req
141. Mad at myself
for crushing on you.Copy !req
142. You have a crush on me?Copy !req
143. Calmate,
past tense.Copy !req
144. Why?Copy !req
145. Um, Kelly?Copy !req
146. Yeah, but having Kelly aroundCopy !req
147. just made me realize
how much I like you.Copy !req
148. We're keeping it strictly
business from now on.Copy !req
149. And we gotta
get out of your house.Copy !req
150. You were only being nice to us
so you could get in my pants.Copy !req
151. - Where will you go?
- I don't know.Copy !req
152. Our block is still
crawling with ICE dudes.Copy !req
153. Sent a couple tios
over there to check it out,Copy !req
154. and they got picked up.Copy !req
155. Might have to live on the
streets for a little bit.Copy !req
156. Like, be homeless?
Anne, come on.Copy !req
157. We'll be fine.Copy !req
158. What's going on?Copy !req
159. He says we can't
sell here no more.Copy !req
160. Okay?Copy !req
161. Hey!
Hey.Copy !req
162. Hey!
Stop!Copy !req
163. Stop it!
Stop!Copy !req
164. Let me go!Copy !req
165. Come on, tactical retreat.Copy !req
166. Live to fight
another day.Copy !req
167. V, I think I hit
the pedophile motherlode.Copy !req
168. It's basically a how-to list,Copy !req
169. step-by-step instructions.Copy !req
170. You taking on a new hobby
I should know about?Copy !req
171. What?
No, no, no.Copy !req
172. This is for Coach Dickey's
kid-diddling lawsuit.Copy !req
173. I got a meeting
with the lawyer,Copy !req
174. and if I can convince her
to have me join the case, boom!Copy !req
175. We'll be cashing
fat settlement checksCopy !req
176. like the rest of the team.Copy !req
177. Fake it till you make it, baby.Copy !req
178. First he gained my confidence.Copy !req
179. Then he touched my knee.Copy !req
180. And finally,
he tickled my dick.Copy !req
181. I don't know if I should say
"dick" or "penis."Copy !req
182. I don't know.Copy !req
183. Pears and cranberries?Copy !req
184. What are you making?Copy !req
185. Potato salad.Copy !req
186. - You sure?
- Yes.Copy !req
187. This is for
the sophisticated palatesCopy !req
188. of Chicago's
most esteemed doctors,Copy !req
189. not some hillbilly
who thinks that Vienna sausagesCopy !req
190. and saltines is an acceptable
dinner for children.Copy !req
191. I put Arby's sauce on it.
The girls loved it.Copy !req
192. Will you get out of my kitchen?
I need to focus.Copy !req
193. I don't wanna fuck up
these conversions.Copy !req
194. goop recipes are all in grams
and milliliters and shit.Copy !req
195. I'm a good girl.Copy !req
196. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
197. 'Cause your mama's done
a very good jobCopy !req
198. teaching you
right from wrong.Copy !req
199. But tomorrow, I need you
to be a very bad girlCopy !req
200. when we go to that mean ol'
witch Pepa's house, okay?Copy !req
201. You could get a big knifeyCopy !req
202. and you could
poke the puppy with itCopy !req
203. till it goes "ouchie"
and bleeds,Copy !req
204. or you could take a big
old poopy on her bed, hmm?Copy !req
205. I'm a good girl.Copy !req
206. Come on, Franny,
you gotta work with me.Copy !req
207. I'm a good girl.Copy !req
208. Know anywhere I could get
a redheaded toddler for rent?Copy !req
209. Well, if you attended
the local ginger club meetingsCopy !req
210. like I asked you to,Copy !req
211. you'd know a dozen
redheaded toddlers by now.Copy !req
212. I'm serious, Ian.Copy !req
213. I negotiated Pepa
down to partial custodyCopy !req
214. in exchange for
some of Derek's death benefit,Copy !req
215. but I can't stomach
the thought of that bitchCopy !req
216. having one second
alone with Franny.Copy !req
217. So you wanna pass
off a fake Franny?Copy !req
218. Preferably one
horrible enoughCopy !req
219. that she'll drop the
custody fight altogether.Copy !req
220. But apparently
I've raised a great kid.Copy !req
221. She'll totally wanna
keep her.Copy !req
222. Yeah,
never gonna happen.Copy !req
223. Pepa'll know
it's not her.Copy !req
224. People are super
racist against redheads.Copy !req
225. They think we all look alike.Copy !req
226. Frank calls me "Ian,"
like, twice a week.Copy !req
227. Okay.
Uh, well,Copy !req
228. you can try
the Girls & Boys ClubCopy !req
229. or a group home.Copy !req
230. Those kids
are pretty screwed up.Copy !req
231. Anyway,
I gotta get to work.Copy !req
232. Since when
do you have a job?Copy !req
233. Well, it's less of a job
than a Medicare scamCopy !req
234. I'm being forced into
by my corrupt parole officer.Copy !req
235. Gay Jesus to insurance fraud?Copy !req
236. Yeah.
Prison really reformed me.Copy !req
237. See you guys.Copy !req
238. Inmate Milkovich.Copy !req
239. Gotta hand it to you.Copy !req
240. One hell of an escape plan.Copy !req
241. Hey, imagine if you could
actually manage a budget, huh?Copy !req
242. I'd be home right now
knocking back a cold one.Copy !req
243. The sheer fortitude to climb
into medical biowaste.Copy !req
244. You know, we've had
cases of the plague in here,Copy !req
245. actual medieval Black Death,Copy !req
246. and nine strains
of flesh-eating bacteriaCopy !req
247. in the C block showers too.Copy !req
248. What can I say?
Desperate times.Copy !req
249. What kind of dumb-ass would go
to those lengths to escapeCopy !req
250. when they're already free?Copy !req
251. Yeah, that's right,
free.Copy !req
252. Your cooperation
with the prosecutionCopy !req
253. in the El Chapo case,Copy !req
254. that got your name jumpedCopy !req
255. right to the top
of the release list.Copy !req
256. Guess that, uh,Copy !req
257. makes us all done here, huh?Copy !req
258. Heard through the grapevineCopy !req
259. that the Calderón cartel'sCopy !req
260. excited to welcome you
back to the world.Copy !req
261. As you see,
we are well preparedCopy !req
262. to welcome a baby
into our home.Copy !req
263. This is your home?Copy !req
264. Gotta say,
I was expecting somethingCopy !req
265. a little more rustic.Copy !req
266. We live in Minneapolis,
Mr. Gallagher.Copy !req
267. God has provided us
with everythingCopy !req
268. except for the blessing
of a child.Copy !req
269. When can we see
the baby again?Copy !req
270. Well,
there's still the issueCopy !req
271. of the outstanding
application fee.Copy !req
272. $500.Copy !req
273. Thank you.Copy !req
274. Well, I'm very excited to
continue the adoption process.Copy !req
275. Unfortunately, it might take
a little bit longer.Copy !req
276. There are
other applicants,Copy !req
277. so due diligence on my part
is a must.Copy !req
278. In order
to expedite things,Copy !req
279. it'd be very helpful
to have a room on site.Copy !req
280. We can get you a room.Copy !req
281. A suite would be best.Copy !req
282. And let's leave the tab open,Copy !req
283. in case the baby
wants some room service.Copy !req
284. The appetite on this kid,
I gotta tell ya.Copy !req
285. There's no way we're getting
run off our own blockCopy !req
286. by Chicano Woody
from Toy Story.Copy !req
287. You shoulda let me
kick their asses.Copy !req
288. Look, the enemy
may have won the battle,Copy !req
289. but tactical precision will
guarantee us ultimate victory.Copy !req
290. What are you talking about?Copy !req
291. I'm talking about war, people,Copy !req
292. and war is hell.Copy !req
293. But lucky for all of you,
I almost passedCopy !req
294. my battle strategy
class at military school.Copy !req
295. Let's see.
I suggest a counterattack.Copy !req
296. What, there were, like,
three or four of those guys?Copy !req
297. Last I checked,
there were a million of you.Copy !req
298. Let's use that to our advantage
and strike back.Copy !req
299. We are cooks, not fighters.Copy !req
300. Trust me,
overwhelming force.Copy !req
301. Ever heard of
shock and awe?Copy !req
302. Operation Iraqi Freedom?Copy !req
303. Worked out pretty great
for America, don't you think?Copy !req
304. Won the war and got to kick it
in Iraq for 20 years.Copy !req
305. Look, you don't wanna get
run off your own block.Copy !req
306. Well, this is
how you get it back.Copy !req
307. All right,
I want everybodyCopy !req
308. to go grab something sharp
or heavy.Copy !req
309. Let's roll!Copy !req
310. - Mr. Ball?
- Yeah.Copy !req
311. Have a seat.
She'll be with you shortly.Copy !req
312. Um...Copy !req
313. Will there be a physical?Copy !req
314. This is a lawyer's office.Copy !req
315. No, right,
of course.Copy !req
316. I just meant for the case,Copy !req
317. if she needs to see my...Copy !req
318. I'll show myself
to a seat.Copy !req
319. Kevin Ball,
backup center, '94.Copy !req
320. Coach tickled my dick.Copy !req
321. Súbito.Copy !req
322. Hey.Copy !req
323. Hey, how'd it go?Copy !req
324. Fine.Copy !req
325. That's it, "fine"?
Hi.Copy !req
326. That accurately describes
how it went: fine.Copy !req
327. Ugh.Copy !req
328. What's up?
Is something wrong?Copy !req
329. Uh, what, you mean
besides the fact thatCopy !req
330. you dragged me to the park
to show offCopy !req
331. all the groupies
you've been hooking up with?Copy !req
332. I'm—I'm not
hooking up with anyone.Copy !req
333. Really?
What about Sarah?Copy !req
334. - No.Copy !req
335. Come on, Lip.Copy !req
336. I saw the arm squeeze.Copy !req
337. - Arm squeeze?
- Yeah.Copy !req
338. The arm squeeze,Copy !req
339. a move reserved
for someone you've fuckedCopy !req
340. or someone you want to fuck.Copy !req
341. Right, well,Copy !req
342. Sarah and I
are just friends.Copy !req
343. Yeah.
What's her deal?Copy !req
344. What, she's got a boyfriend,
married, single?Copy !req
345. Um, she's divorced,
I think.Copy !req
346. Divorced?Copy !req
347. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
348. Oh, yeah, no, she doesn't
want you at all.Copy !req
349. She gets it.Copy !req
350. Yeah?Copy !req
351. She doesn't even understand
what I'm saying,Copy !req
352. but she gets it.Copy !req
353. Because women know.Copy !req
354. - Like, we all know.Copy !req
355. Right.Copy !req
356. Look, Lip, you don't
have to lie to protect me.Copy !req
357. Okay, you don't have
to protect me at all.Copy !req
358. You know, we can co-parent
and still do our own thing.Copy !req
359. - Sure, sure.
- I'm not the jealous type.Copy !req
360. But you know
what will piss me offCopy !req
361. is being lied to like I'm dumb,
because I'm not.Copy !req
362. - No, no.
It's just, um...Copy !req
363. When he's upset like this,Copy !req
364. he doesn't really
wanna be bounced.Copy !req
365. It's more like you—
you want toCopy !req
366. put his head
on your shoulderCopy !req
367. and then you kind of
want to rock him—Copy !req
368. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
369. - Parenting tips?
- Well...Copy !req
370. - Really? Okay.
- Hey, buddy.Copy !req
371. - Why don't you go to Daddy?
- Hey.Copy !req
372. Yeah, 'cause Daddy knows
how to do everything.Copy !req
373. Hey, hey, hey.
Tami.Copy !req
374. Hi, there.Copy !req
375. I'm at the website
for your group home,Copy !req
376. and I see diversity statisticsCopy !req
377. for several different
minority groups,Copy !req
378. but there's no category
for redheads.Copy !req
379. Seems like an oversight.Copy !req
380. Actually,
redheads are a minority,Copy !req
381. and it's statements
like yoursCopy !req
382. that are a reason that hair-ism
is a na—Copy !req
383. Hello?Copy !req
384. Hello?Copy !req
385. Shit.Copy !req
386. I need off the bus.Copy !req
387. Open the door and don't stop.Copy !req
388. Open the goddamn door!Copy !req
389. Holy moly!Copy !req
390. That spill you took back there!Copy !req
391. Are you okay, Mr. Milkovich?Copy !req
392. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
393. Sorry.
I'm Larry, Larry Seaver,Copy !req
394. and I have the honor
of being your parole officer.Copy !req
395. You're my parole—Copy !req
396. The fuck
you chasing my bus for?Copy !req
397. Oh, I wasn't chasing you.Copy !req
398. I was gonna meet you at the
next stop, offer you a ride.Copy !req
399. A ride?Copy !req
400. Look.Copy !req
401. We're in this thing together,
okay?Copy !req
402. Excuse me.
Can I answer any questions?Copy !req
403. Oh, no, I'm just
window-shopping, thanks.Copy !req
404. Actually, can I ask about
your return policy?Copy !req
405. If a foster parent
wants to end an arrangement,Copy !req
406. we will accept the child back
with open arms.Copy !req
407. Excellent.Copy !req
408. Can I ask about, uh,
this little one?Copy !req
409. That's Bella.
Over there.Copy !req
410. Nice.Copy !req
411. She have any major
behavioral issuesCopy !req
412. or anything keeping her
from being adopted?Copy !req
413. No, actually,
she's very sweet.Copy !req
414. But her sister Stella
on the other hand...Copy !req
415. We have a policy
of not splitting up siblings,Copy !req
416. so if you're
interested in Bella,Copy !req
417. you have to take Stella too.Copy !req
418. Come.Copy !req
419. Hi!Copy !req
420. Hi, Bella.Copy !req
421. How would you like
to come and playCopy !req
422. with my daughter, Franny,
and I tomorrow?Copy !req
423. We're really nice.Copy !req
424. You a pervert or just
a garden-variety retard?Copy !req
425. Girls usually
aren't pedos,Copy !req
426. but I've seen weirder things
in foster care.Copy !req
427. Excuse me, little girl.Copy !req
428. I'm neither a pedo
nor dumb.Copy !req
429. You sure about
the dumb part?Copy !req
430. See, you can't honestly
think you'll be ableCopy !req
431. to walk out of here with
my little sister by tomorrow.Copy !req
432. And why not?Copy !req
433. Because there's a process,Copy !req
434. paperwork, background checks.Copy !req
435. I can get Bella off-site,Copy !req
436. deliver her
anywhere in the city.Copy !req
437. Fee is five LOL Dolls,
one pound of gummy bears,Copy !req
438. and a jug of birthday cake
flavored vape juice.Copy !req
439. I'm not paying you off.Copy !req
440. Suit yourself.Copy !req
441. Price goes up in an hour.Copy !req
442. Veronica.Copy !req
443. Girl, I'm glad
you could make it.Copy !req
444. Girl, you couldn't pay me
to miss this.Copy !req
445. Mm.Copy !req
446. Look at all
these beautiful,Copy !req
447. highly-educated,
wealthy black people.Copy !req
448. All doctors?
I love it.Copy !req
449. For real,Copy !req
450. I could cry,
I'm so proud right now.Copy !req
451. Oh, spare me the bullshit.Copy !req
452. Girl, I like you 'cause
you keep it real.Copy !req
453. You're here to sell,
and I'm here to help you.Copy !req
454. So let's introduce you
to some folksCopy !req
455. and see if we can't get these
Gluvandia scripts to pop off.Copy !req
456. Okay, you're gonna wanna
start off with Dr. Livingston.Copy !req
457. She's an easy mark.Copy !req
458. Mm, now, Dr. Washington's
a bit trickierCopy !req
459. so wait till he's drunk.Copy !req
460. Trust me,
he gets white boy wasted.Copy !req
461. At that point, he'll
prescribe bacon to a pig.Copy !req
462. Well, I better
get that man a drink then.Copy !req
463. Yes.Copy !req
464. - Uh, and yes.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
465. If your insurance company
asks,Copy !req
466. you died three times,
saw the light,Copy !req
467. said "Fuck you, Grandma.
I got more livin' to do."Copy !req
468. And when you woke up,
we'd used every medical supplyCopy !req
469. in here
to keep your ass alive.Copy !req
470. Got it?Copy !req
471. - What's your flavor?Copy !req
472. Percs, please.Copy !req
473. Three down.Copy !req
474. One more and that's lunch.Copy !req
475. How about sushi?Copy !req
476. I never got that.Copy !req
477. Sushi in Chicago
in the summertime?Copy !req
478. We're nowhere near the ocean.Copy !req
479. Yeah, we are,
Lake Michigan.Copy !req
480. You know what?
I'm gonna take a turn driving.Copy !req
481. Is it the baby?Copy !req
482. Pregnant lady, she needs help.Copy !req
483. Hey, everything all right?Copy !req
484. Whoa!
What are you doing, man?Copy !req
485. Someone needs help.Copy !req
486. Who cares?
That's not our job.Copy !req
487. We just run the play.
That's it.Copy !req
488. No, Paula's not gonna like it.
Get back in the bus.Copy !req
489. Come on.Copy !req
490. How long's she
been like this?Copy !req
491. We just found her
like this.Copy !req
492. Do you know if
she's having contractions?Copy !req
493. - I don't know.
- You don't know?Copy !req
494. Grab a gurney.
Help me load her up.Copy !req
495. Now!Copy !req
496. Okay, but you're gonna take
the heat from PaulaCopy !req
497. on this one alone.Copy !req
498. I can't imagine
how you must feel,Copy !req
499. living with this trauma
for all these years.Copy !req
500. Yes, it's been
quite difficult.Copy !req
501. Well, I'm eager to get you
the compensation you deserve.Copy !req
502. I don't wanna
get your hopes upCopy !req
503. because it's just a coach.Copy !req
504. Now, if we were talking about
a priest in the churchCopy !req
505. or a bishopCopy !req
506. or the Holy Grail,
a cardinal...Copy !req
507. Forget about it.Copy !req
508. Six figures, guaranteed.Copy !req
509. As it stands,
we should be able to get youCopy !req
510. just north
of rapey uncle money.Copy !req
511. It's not much
but hopefully enoughCopy !req
512. to ease the pain a little.Copy !req
513. So whenever you're ready,Copy !req
514. why don't you tell me
about your timeCopy !req
515. with Coach Lou Dickey?Copy !req
516. Well,
it wasn't that great,Copy !req
517. I can tell you that much.Copy !req
518. I came off the bench,Copy !req
519. and I had starter-level talent,
for sure.Copy !req
520. And when I would play
the game, I played center,Copy !req
521. but I always saw myselfCopy !req
522. - more of a stretch four—
- Sorry.Copy !req
523. Uh, maybe I wasn't clear.Copy !req
524. I meant can you tell me about
the abuse you endured?Copy !req
525. Right. Right.
Yeah, of course.Copy !req
526. The no-no touch.
Sure.Copy !req
527. First, he gained my trust.Copy !req
528. He filled my familial needs.Copy !req
529. He gauged the level of threat.Copy !req
530. And then he—Copy !req
531. Uh...
He, um...Copy !req
532. I'm sorry.Copy !req
533. It's just that—Copy !req
534. I just—Copy !req
535. Excuse me.Copy !req
536. And then he finally
tickled my—Copy !req
537. vigorously molested
my genitals.Copy !req
538. I mean, he got
all the way up in there.Copy !req
539. You know what I mean?Copy !req
540. That's...Copy !req
541. a start.Copy !req
542. But for this to work and for
you to be added to the case,Copy !req
543. we need details,Copy !req
544. concrete facts,Copy !req
545. dates, times,
specific acts of molestationCopy !req
546. in your own words.Copy !req
547. But I had to have
an emergency C-sectionCopy !req
548. to give birth to his son.Copy !req
549. And while I'm in the hospital,
fighting for my life,Copy !req
550. he's out there being a playa.Copy !req
551. Fuck that.Copy !req
552. Oh, my God,
and the arm squeeze!Copy !req
553. This?
Hmm?Copy !req
554. That means
"I'm open for business"Copy !req
555. in any language, right?Copy !req
556. He's just—he's so arrogant,Copy !req
557. acting like
he doesn't even notice it,Copy !req
558. like I'm just some dumb bitch
in his new-mom haremCopy !req
559. that he can string along 'cause
I'm gonna believe every wordCopy !req
560. that comes out of his
pouty little mouth.Copy !req
561. You think I should go out,
don't you,Copy !req
562. find a guy, hook up?Copy !req
563. Yeah.Copy !req
564. How can you just sell someone?Copy !req
565. What exactly do you
think you're doingCopy !req
566. with your basketball buddy
Todd?Copy !req
567. College recruiters are gonna
put literal bids on him.Copy !req
568. He turns pro,
who's he work for?Copy !req
569. Owners.Copy !req
570. Bought and sold,
my friend.Copy !req
571. Bought and sold.Copy !req
572. But this is a baby.Copy !req
573. There's no room
for sentiment in business.Copy !req
574. Remember that.Copy !req
575. When you negotiate
with feelings, you lose.Copy !req
576. And how about we stop
talking about this as a sale?Copy !req
577. That debases it.Copy !req
578. It's more about opportunity.Copy !req
579. Opportunity?Copy !req
580. Opportunities this kid
would never haveCopy !req
581. in the Gallagher householdCopy !req
582. on the South Side
of Chicago.Copy !req
583. I wish I could have offeredCopy !req
584. this kind of opportunity
to all my children.Copy !req
585. If I could have,
I would have sold you.Copy !req
586. That's problematic.Copy !req
587. I resent the implication.Copy !req
588. I'll have you know
I tried to sell Debbie tooCopy !req
589. but nobody wanted
a baby with colic.Copy !req
590. Then how come
it takes this long?Copy !req
591. Why can't we just sell it
and get something to eat?Copy !req
592. It's a marathon, Liam,Copy !req
593. not a sprint.Copy !req
594. In an "adoption"
or an "opportunity"Copy !req
595. or a "straight-up baby sale,"
whatever you call it,Copy !req
596. it's still
about the bottom line.Copy !req
597. That's them.
Look alive.Copy !req
598. They seem kinda old.Copy !req
599. A loving parent's heart
knows no age,Copy !req
600. and Google says
they're loaded.Copy !req
601. They make the heads
for Barbie dolls.Copy !req
602. So what's the plan?Copy !req
603. Get 'em to bid against
the Africans, sell high.Copy !req
604. But this price, though.Copy !req
605. Covered by Medicaid.Copy !req
606. A lot of my patients
are working-class people,Copy !req
607. nonunion manual labor,
service industry,Copy !req
608. too rich for Medicaid but
too poor for good insurance.Copy !req
609. They'd have to eat a lot
of this cost out of pocket.Copy !req
610. What about them?Copy !req
611. Does Gluvandia have plans
for financial aidCopy !req
612. for patients in that demo?Copy !req
613. No, not yet,
not that i'm aware of.Copy !req
614. Excuse me.Copy !req
615. That looks like what I sawCopy !req
616. up one of my patient's assCopy !req
617. the last time I performed
a colonoscopyCopy !req
618. plus cranberries.Copy !req
619. Whoever brought
this potato saladCopy !req
620. definitely owns a MAGA hat.Copy !req
621. Whoever brought thisCopy !req
622. already called the cops
on this cookout.Copy !req
623. Whoever brought this claps
on the one and the three.Copy !req
624. Whoever brought this
doesn't use a washcloth.Copy !req
625. Whoever brought this
doesn't even own a washcloth.Copy !req
626. Hey, hold up.Copy !req
627. Why's this guy alone?
There should be more.Copy !req
628. What'd he say?Copy !req
629. He just said we're fucked.Copy !req
630. They burned our corn husks.Copy !req
631. They poured bleach
on our pork.Copy !req
632. I'm sorry, Anne.Copy !req
633. This one's on me.Copy !req
634. Tactical error.Copy !req
635. Tamales!Copy !req
636. Compra tu tamales aquí!Copy !req
637. Tamales caliente!Copy !req
638. Tamales!Copy !req
639. Compra tu tamales aquí!Copy !req
640. Tamales caliente!Copy !req
641. Compra tu tamales aquí!Copy !req
642. Shit.Copy !req
643. God damn it.Copy !req
644. Ah, fuck.Copy !req
645. - What are you doing here?Copy !req
646. Long story.
Ends in compassionate release.Copy !req
647. Why'd you climb
through the window?Copy !req
648. Bunch of fucking Mexicans
out front.Copy !req
649. What's that about anyway?Copy !req
650. It's a long story.Copy !req
651. Ends in all-you-can-eat
tamales.Copy !req
652. Come here.Copy !req
653. How the hell am I supposed
to know if I want to foster herCopy !req
654. if I've never spent
alone time with her?Copy !req
655. You're not.Copy !req
656. But if you want an off-site
visit, we need to—Copy !req
657. I said I would
take the sister too.Copy !req
658. Allow me to explain.Copy !req
659. In order to prevent
impulsive decisionsCopy !req
660. from first-time foster parents,Copy !req
661. the state has
instituted a setCopy !req
662. of rules and regulations
to govern adoptions.Copy !req
663. I cannot just
let you take her.Copy !req
664. Hey, girl, what you doing
over here by yourself?Copy !req
665. Nothing.Copy !req
666. Now, you better
get out there!Copy !req
667. Mm-mm.Copy !req
668. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
669. Come on.Copy !req
670. Ooh!Copy !req
671. - ♪ Get down on it ♪
- Oh!Copy !req
672. Where are the gummy bears?Copy !req
673. Contrary to popular belief,
I'm not actually an idiot.Copy !req
674. Candy when you do good
on your promise.Copy !req
675. Fair enough.Copy !req
676. What'll it cost me
to have BellaCopy !req
677. on her worst behavior?Copy !req
678. The closer to criminal,
the better.Copy !req
679. Throw in a pair of those shoes
with light-up heels,Copy !req
680. and she'll do
anything short of murder.Copy !req
681. Hi!Copy !req
682. We seem to have spilled
some food on the sheets.Copy !req
683. Could you guys change them?Copy !req
684. Twenty minutes?Copy !req
685. Perfect.Copy !req
686. Huh?Copy !req
687. Check it out.Copy !req
688. I could do that.Copy !req
689. Oh, big talk.Copy !req
690. Ugh.Copy !req
691. - Ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
692. One.Copy !req
693. - Want it?
- No!Copy !req
694. - Hey, baby.Copy !req
695. Want something to eat?Copy !req
696. Hey.Copy !req
697. I'm glad I didn't sell you.Copy !req
698. - You're funny.Copy !req
699. Tami?Copy !req
700. What?Copy !req
701. You still pissed?Copy !req
702. No.Copy !req
703. All right, well,
you want to talk,Copy !req
704. you know, press the reset
button or whatever?Copy !req
705. - I can't right now.Copy !req
706. No?
Why not?Copy !req
707. I'm going out to grab a drinkCopy !req
708. with Dakota
and some friends.Copy !req
709. You're gonna wear that
to go meet Dakota?Copy !req
710. Oh, I'm sure there'll be
some guys there too.Copy !req
711. Wha—what fuckin' guys?Copy !req
712. You're asking
a lot of questionsCopy !req
713. for someone
who's just a co-parent.Copy !req
714. Uh, hey, you're cool
to watch Fred, right?Copy !req
715. I mean, you're just—
you're so good at it.Copy !req
716. Hey, maybe you can
have a playdateCopy !req
717. with Sarah or something.
Yeah?Copy !req
718. Half the stores
are out of corn husks.Copy !req
719. The other half
won't sell to us.Copy !req
720. Those assholes
completely cornered the market.Copy !req
721. Might as well
take the money we got leftCopy !req
722. and go back
to Guadalajara.Copy !req
723. Wait.Copy !req
724. What's the plan this time?Copy !req
725. I don't have one.Copy !req
726. I don't have
it all figured out.Copy !req
727. You guys do.Copy !req
728. You're in a place
where everybody hates you.Copy !req
729. You're stuck
behind enemy lines.Copy !req
730. You built a business.Copy !req
731. You stuck together.Copy !req
732. When I look at you guys,
I think that if my family hadCopy !req
733. half the determination and
work ethic of the Gonzalezes,Copy !req
734. maybe my dad wouldn't just
abuse opiates.Copy !req
735. Maybe my dad
would have invented opiates.Copy !req
736. What I'm trying to say is:Copy !req
737. whatever you've done
to get you this far,Copy !req
738. dig deep and do it
one last time.Copy !req
739. Why we need meat for, huh?Copy !req
740. Three things young,
educated white Americans love:Copy !req
741. to date women with bodies like
little boys, to denounce God,Copy !req
742. and to eat meals with no meat.Copy !req
743. You seen many young,
educated white AmericansCopy !req
744. on the South Side of Chicago?Copy !req
745. Where's the closest bougie
organic health food store?Copy !req
746. You'd think the biggest
pop star in the worldCopy !req
747. could sniff any butthole
that he wanted.Copy !req
748. Like, he'd just
call his manager and say,Copy !req
749. "Send up a wide
variety of buttholes.Copy !req
750. I'm in the mood
for some sniffing."Copy !req
751. But he just wanted
to sniff mine.Copy !req
752. Jesus Christ, Kev.Copy !req
753. Enough of this shit.Copy !req
754. Put the Sox game on.Copy !req
755. Used to love the guy's
music back in the '80s.Copy !req
756. Who woulda known
he was into kids?Copy !req
757. Everyone.
Literally everyone knew.Copy !req
758. Would you excuse me,
Tommy?Copy !req
759. I'm trying to listen.Copy !req
760. On that world tour
back in '91,Copy !req
761. he spent half his time
onstageCopy !req
762. and half his time with
his nose between my cheeks,Copy !req
763. my butt cheeks.Copy !req
764. - Shh.Copy !req
765. Need to talk
to Ian Gallagher.Copy !req
766. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Gallagher!Copy !req
767. Who's asking?
Hey!Copy !req
768. Who's asking?
Smith & Wesson.Copy !req
769. Ah, shit.Copy !req
770. This is a Glock, isn't it?Copy !req
771. Ugh!
That woulda been so badass.Copy !req
772. You get the point, though,
right?Copy !req
773. Gallagher!Copy !req
774. Paula, hey.Copy !req
775. Mickey Milkovich.Copy !req
776. You're out?Copy !req
777. Parole?Copy !req
778. What's it to you?Copy !req
779. - Who's your P. O.?
- Larry.Copy !req
780. Seaver?Copy !req
781. That anthropomorphic
slice of soggy Wonder BreadCopy !req
782. doesn't know what to do
with a workhorse like you.Copy !req
783. You Milkoviches are legendary,
real earners.Copy !req
784. You.Copy !req
785. Heard about your
Mother Teresa stunt today.Copy !req
786. Let's go for a ride.Copy !req
787. No, hold up.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
788. A pregnant lady?Copy !req
789. Jesus, you're soft.Copy !req
790. Hey, it's all right.Copy !req
791. - It's all right, buddy.Copy !req
792. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
793. Mick.Copy !req
794. Hey.Copy !req
795. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
796. Okay, look.Copy !req
797. Just send me to prison
if you want.Copy !req
798. I'm never just gonna walk awayCopy !req
799. from someone
dying in the street.Copy !req
800. No, no, no.Copy !req
801. No, I got zero intentionsCopy !req
802. of sending you back to prison.Copy !req
803. Uh-uh.Copy !req
804. I'm nowhere near
being done with you.Copy !req
805. - Come on, let's go.
- Whoa, whoa, hey.Copy !req
806. Easy, Biscuit.
Dinner's coming, girl!Copy !req
807. The hell is that?Copy !req
808. Mama,
I forgot the Electric Slide.Copy !req
809. Wait, is that...Copy !req
810. Afro Amirah.Copy !req
811. Badass businesswoman by day,Copy !req
812. fashion model by nightCopy !req
813. who didn't take none
of the white man's shit.Copy !req
814. Ah, you didn't go
anywhere without it.Copy !req
815. Aww, why are you
showing me all this?Copy !req
816. If you lost touch, that came
after you left my house.Copy !req
817. My house is black.Copy !req
818. Dom.Copy !req
819. Dom, baby,
tell your sister-auntieCopy !req
820. what you watching.Copy !req
821. Alex Haley's Roots.Copy !req
822. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
823. You used to be that way.Copy !req
824. Last I checked I was likeCopy !req
825. a walking black
history encyclopedia.Copy !req
826. I even mentored Liam
on all things black, so...Copy !req
827. Well, who was mentoring you?Copy !req
828. Yeah, who was your community?Copy !req
829. I just forgot
the Electric Slide.Copy !req
830. It's not that deep.Copy !req
831. Oh, no,
it's not?Copy !req
832. So then what is
that potato salad about, huh?Copy !req
833. You know, you been runningCopy !req
834. towards white people
for so long,Copy !req
835. I'm surprised you
even found your way home.Copy !req
836. Now, white friends,
white neighbors,Copy !req
837. own a white bar,
got a white boyfriend.Copy !req
838. After I had sex with Kevin,Copy !req
839. I watched Ellen
the entire next week.Copy !req
840. Ellen!
Come on, now explain that shit.Copy !req
841. Huh.
No, baby,Copy !req
842. you didn't forget
the Electric Slide.Copy !req
843. You let that white boy
fuck it right out of you.Copy !req
844. I'm just saying.Copy !req
845. - Fuck.Copy !req
846. - Jesus Christ.Copy !req
847. Tell me,
you gonna follow protocol?Copy !req
848. Need to hear you say it.Copy !req
849. - Just say it for mama.
- Fuck.Copy !req
850. What's that?
I can't hear you.Copy !req
851. Paula.
Shit!Copy !req
852. Oh, you want me
to set Biscuit loose?Copy !req
853. - Okay.
- No, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
854. Hey, hey, hey.
Okay.Copy !req
855. Okay.
Okay, I'll do whatever you say.Copy !req
856. Just get it away from me.Copy !req
857. Biscuit, sit!Copy !req
858. Good girl.Copy !req
859. Hey.Copy !req
860. You seen Ian?Copy !req
861. Not since he left
with his P. O.Copy !req
862. What's with the line?Copy !req
863. Your baby mama's been in there
for, like, 40 minutes.Copy !req
864. Tami?Copy !req
865. Where were you?Copy !req
866. Just taking Fred for a walk.Copy !req
867. Is everything okay
in there?Copy !req
868. Fuck off!Copy !req
869. Hey, something happen
at the bar?Copy !req
870. It's not about the bar.Copy !req
871. Look, I'm trying to keep upCopy !req
872. with the list of things
that piss you off,Copy !req
873. but it's getting
pretty hard.Copy !req
874. Would you care to clue me in?Copy !req
875. You know, we can stop
playing 20 fucking questions?Copy !req
876. God!
It's this fucking place!Copy !req
877. It's—it's always
crawling with relativesCopy !req
878. or convicts
that Ian brought homeCopy !req
879. or large Latino families
that Carl brought homeCopy !req
880. or, like, whatever
Frank brought home.Copy !req
881. And I—Copy !req
882. you know,
I can't breathe here,Copy !req
883. and I need space!Copy !req
884. Fred needs space!Copy !req
885. All right.Copy !req
886. Hey.Copy !req
887. Hey, there.Copy !req
888. You're an early riser.Copy !req
889. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
890. Oh, don't you look at me
with those big eyes.Copy !req
891. I know what
you're trying to do.Copy !req
892. And trust me,
it won't work.Copy !req
893. It's not gonna work.Copy !req
894. No, it's not.Copy !req
895. No, it's not.Copy !req
896. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
897. Well,Copy !req
898. that's all right.
That's all right.Copy !req
899. Grandpappy throws up
every once in a while too.Copy !req
900. Let's just get
you cleaned up, hey?Copy !req
901. Easy-peasy.Copy !req
902. Finally.Copy !req
903. You almost made me late.Copy !req
904. But I didn't,
so quit your yappin'.Copy !req
905. I'm hungover.Copy !req
906. She ready?Copy !req
907. She's gonna piss on
the family's electronicsCopy !req
908. and start
several small fires.Copy !req
909. So, yeah, she's ready.Copy !req
910. Sweet.Copy !req
911. Remember,
you're Franny now.Copy !req
912. Wow.Copy !req
913. Didn't think you'd
actually show.Copy !req
914. Here I am, and here's FrannyCopy !req
915. on time, as promised.Copy !req
916. Okay, Franny.Copy !req
917. Go inside.Copy !req
918. Your new mommy
will show youCopy !req
919. into your new house
in just a second.Copy !req
920. So I guess
I owe you a check.Copy !req
921. I guess you do.Copy !req
922. Franny!Copy !req
923. What did you do?Copy !req
924. I'll take a dozen.Copy !req
925. Can't believe
these are vegan.Copy !req
926. These are fantastic.Copy !req
927. Thank you so much.Copy !req
928. Thank you.Copy !req
929. You have green salsa?
Thanks.Copy !req
930. Good morning.Copy !req
931. Dios mio.Copy !req
932. This is the most money
we've ever made in a day.Copy !req
933. What was that for?Copy !req
934. We'd probably be
halfway to MexicoCopy !req
935. if you hadn't stepped in.Copy !req
936. We couldn't have done it
without you, Carl.Copy !req
937. Thank you.Copy !req
938. Oh, three generations
of Gallagher men.Copy !req
939. How 'bout that?
Amazing.Copy !req
940. There's nothing
better than this.Copy !req
941. Mr. Gallagher,Copy !req
942. we've enjoyed the process
so far.Copy !req
943. But we fear we spent
more time with youCopy !req
944. than with the baby.Copy !req
945. Perhaps if we had
a private visit todayCopy !req
946. we may better gauge
our chemistry.Copy !req
947. Oh, no, no.
I don't think so.Copy !req
948. It is customary.Copy !req
949. But this is
a very special little boy,Copy !req
950. and as his grandfather,
it's my duty—Copy !req
951. What my dad
is trying to say is,Copy !req
952. he doesn't know
what to do with himselfCopy !req
953. if he's not
caring for his grandson.Copy !req
954. That's not really
what I was—Copy !req
955. Maybe we can watch a movie
or something to pass the time?Copy !req
956. Come on, Dad.Copy !req
957. Um...Copy !req
958. And that's when coach invited
meCopy !req
959. on a publicity tour
for the team.Copy !req
960. Have you ever traveled
with a powerful man?Copy !req
961. It's intoxicating,Copy !req
962. confusing.Copy !req
963. A thousand eyes on him,
his eyes only on you.Copy !req
964. One night,
backstage in his dressing room,Copy !req
965. he put on
a single sequined glove.Copy !req
966. I can't even tell youCopy !req
967. what he did
with the other hand.Copy !req
968. All I'm saying,
knife and a fork.Copy !req
969. Simple, effective,
the right men for the job.Copy !req
970. Ever try to eat a steak
with chopsticks?Copy !req
971. Because it can't be done.Copy !req
972. The Chinese got a lot right:Copy !req
973. stuffing paper in cookies,
currency manipulation, walls.Copy !req
974. But chopsticks?Copy !req
975. Huge swing and a miss.Copy !req
976. That's an American
baseball reference.Copy !req
977. Maybe we should go
check on the baby.Copy !req
978. He's fine, Frank.Copy !req
979. You don't know that
for sure.Copy !req
980. Nobody does.Copy !req
981. Maybe we should keep him.Copy !req
982. You need to
keep it together, man.Copy !req
983. Hey, I've got it together,
my friend.Copy !req
984. $100,000.Copy !req
985. Come again?Copy !req
986. The Zhengs are willing to pay
$100,000 U. S. cash,Copy !req
987. if they can have the baby now
and, most importantly,Copy !req
988. no additional contact
with Mr. GallagherCopy !req
989. ever againCopy !req
990. forever.Copy !req
991. Deal.Copy !req
992. Okay, girls, pay attention.
This is important.Copy !req
993. Ready?Copy !req
994. And five, six.
Five, six, seven.Copy !req
995. To the right.
And yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
996. That's it.
And duh, duh, duh.Copy !req
997. That's it.Copy !req
998. And back, back.Copy !req
999. Put some funk on it.Copy !req
1000. And turn.Copy !req
1001. There we go.Copy !req
1002. That's good, Amy.Copy !req
1003. This way, this—
Hi, baby.Copy !req
1004. Well, looks like we're not
getting that settlement.Copy !req
1005. - What happened?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1006. The lawyer just didn't buy it,Copy !req
1007. which is crazy because
I was rock-solid believableCopy !req
1008. down to every last detail.Copy !req
1009. Aww, babe.
You wanna join us?Copy !req
1010. We're about to discuss
black liberation theologyCopy !req
1011. and then watch some Martin.Copy !req
1012. No.Copy !req
1013. I'm gonna be upstairs.Copy !req
1014. I even told them what he
made me do with the chimp.Copy !req
1015. Aww.
Get up, get up, get up.Copy !req
1016. We gotta do this.
You ready?Copy !req
1017. You shouldn't have
jumped at the offer so quick.Copy !req
1018. This is a mistake.Copy !req
1019. So I should have waited untilCopy !req
1020. you screwed up
the deal entirely?Copy !req
1021. I just needed
more time is all,Copy !req
1022. which would have had
the added benefitCopy !req
1023. of allowing us
to milk these familiesCopy !req
1024. for all they're worth.Copy !req
1025. Reel 'em in slow.
Remember?Copy !req
1026. Yeah, I remember.Copy !req
1027. There's no room
for sentiment in business.Copy !req
1028. Get ahold of yourself.Copy !req
1029. You're a Gallagher.Copy !req
1030. Act like it!Copy !req
1031. Excuse me.Copy !req
1032. Where's the couple
that was staying here?Copy !req
1033. Left in a hurry.Copy !req
1034. Front desk said they needed
to get homeCopy !req
1035. with their sick baby
or something.Copy !req
1036. What do you want to do
for lunch?Copy !req
1037. How about a burrito?Copy !req
1038. Or Korean barbecue?Copy !req
1039. Need your help!Copy !req
1040. - Or real barbecue?
- Need some help!Copy !req
1041. I don't know.
You decide.Copy !req
1042. Where you going?Copy !req
1043. - What are you doing?
- What the fuck?Copy !req
1044. Seriously, man.Copy !req
1045. This is still
on the Nigerians' bill.Copy !req
1046. Leave me alone to mourn
the loss of my grandson.Copy !req
1047. You're gonna regret
not stealing this stuff,Copy !req
1048. especially the minibar.Copy !req
1049. Well, I suppose
a little parting giftCopy !req
1050. on the kidnappers' dime
is only appropriate.Copy !req
1051. It's the least they can do.Copy !req
1052. What do you think?Copy !req
1053. Uh...Copy !req
1054. what am I looking at?Copy !req
1055. It's our new RV.Copy !req
1056. You bought this?Copy !req
1057. Yeah.Copy !req
1058. Yeah, Debs just
came into some money,Copy !req
1059. and, uh,
she floated me a loan.Copy !req
1060. Yeah, Franny's dad's
a war hero.Copy !req
1061. Granted, I did think
his heroic sacrificeCopy !req
1062. and my 500 bucksCopy !req
1063. could get you something
a little better.Copy !req
1064. You said we needed
more space.Copy !req
1065. Right?
Now we have it.Copy !req
1066. I thought
you'd be happy.Copy !req
1067. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1068. - You're such an idiot.
- What?Copy !req
1069. I mean, were you even
listening to me?Copy !req
1070. Yes, I was listening,Copy !req
1071. hence the RV.Copy !req
1072. Well...Copy !req
1073. I guess
we're living in an RV now.Copy !req
1074. Yeah?Copy !req
1075. Yeah.Copy !req
1076. Oh, hey, Debs,
can you give us a minute?Copy !req
1077. Thanks.Copy !req
1078. Look, so we're gonna
both be living in here.Copy !req
1079. We should probably come up with
some kind of system, right,Copy !req
1080. you know, in case you're
hooking up with guys,Copy !req
1081. maybe a sock on the door or—Copy !req
1082. There's not gonna be
any socks on the door, okay?Copy !req
1083. I totally struck out
at the bar.Copy !req
1084. The only reason I went out
in the first placeCopy !req
1085. was to make you jealous,Copy !req
1086. and the only reason I wanted
to make you jealous is because,Copy !req
1087. you know,Copy !req
1088. obviously...Copy !req
1089. Obviously?Copy !req
1090. I still like you.Copy !req
1091. I—Copy !req
1092. I really like you.Copy !req
1093. So what are we?Copy !req
1094. I just agreed to move
into a shitty RV with you,Copy !req
1095. so I think we're together.Copy !req
1096. Yeah?Copy !req
1097. Yeah.Copy !req
1098. What are you doing?Copy !req
1099. I'm getting started
on tomorrow's tamales.Copy !req
1100. Where is everybody?Copy !req
1101. They're celebratingCopy !req
1102. at our new apartment.Copy !req
1103. We made enough today
to get a new place,Copy !req
1104. North Side, by
a bunch of Whole Foods.Copy !req
1105. What?
No.Copy !req
1106. I told you
we were leaving.Copy !req
1107. Yeah, but I said you could
stay long as you want.Copy !req
1108. I go where my family goes.Copy !req
1109. Ay! Pinche guerro.Copy !req
1110. What's that mean?Copy !req
1111. You're a gringo.Copy !req
1112. What's that mean?Copy !req
1113. You're a clueless
fucking white boy.Copy !req
1114. I can't leave without showing
you how to make a tamale.Copy !req
1115. Oh, my God,
everybody get out!Copy !req
1116. Get out now!
Franny! What the hell?Copy !req
1117. Hello, 911?Copy !req
1118. I'd like to report a fire.Copy !req
1119. Let me go.
Crawl to me.Copy !req
1120. Crawl to me faster!Copy !req