1. Sounds~ring out and they reach you.Copy !req
2. They lih'ger on, ahd^they^teach you.Copy !req
3. The words I sing ana the sights I see.Copy !req
4. But never mina that, cause I gotta sleep!Copy !req
5. The rain pMsWo^d W me a shock.Copy !req
6. Tne sky cleared up and I'm like, What?Copy !req
7. Shouldd buy an umbrella,* or should I just watch out'?Copy !req
8. I've had enough of showing off my clout.Copy !req
9. ou- o -Copy !req
10. You tell me first to get stronger!Copy !req
11. You tell me soon III get bigger!Copy !req
12. ou o ouCopy !req
13. You tell me that tomorrow comes the war.Copy !req
14. You tell me soon I'll'start to miss 'em all.Copy !req
15. You tell me soon III start to miss em all.Copy !req
16. We tend to think our current lifestyles will always be the same.Copy !req
17. But an ending comes to all things at some point.Copy !req
18. That woman!Copy !req
19. Tama-chan, let's have some tea.Copy !req
20. Banjeeling, Victoria's Peak, "first flush."Copy !req
21. To finish her off...Copy !req
22. To finish her off, Tamama Impact!Copy !req
23. Sorry, Momocohi.Copy !req
24. That's okay. I'm fine, Tama-chan.Copy !req
25. Milady Momoka...Copy !req
26. This is rather sudden,Copy !req
27. but I would like to tender my resignation.Copy !req
28. "Tender my resignation" means "I want to quit."Copy !req
29. But why?Copy !req
30. Paul: A Butler's Duty, Sir!Copy !req
31. Kero?Copy !req
32. And I was recording this! What the heck?Copy !req
33. Paul Moriyama, butler to the Nishizawa family, is tiring?Copy !req
34. That's "retiring."Copy !req
35. Hey, I just heard some major news.Copy !req
36. TV Inner-Tokyo hasn't interrupted programming for it...Copy !req
37. Gero?Copy !req
38. Even Master Fuyuki is there?Copy !req
39. Even Master Fuyukhs there?Copy !req
40. I am the limit of my physical abilities.Copy !req
41. I have lost my vigor, and so have decided that it is time to retire.Copy !req
42. TV Inner-Tokyo is the only channel not showing the press conference.Copy !req
43. That's my TV Inner-Tokyo!Copy !req
44. I invite people from all over the world to applyCopy !req
45. to be my successor, and as my final job, I shall take responsibilityCopy !req
46. and choose the right person.Copy !req
47. That's what he said.Copy !req
48. That's just like Paul.Copy !req
49. Just like him?Copy !req
50. This is no time to be lighthearted.Copy !req
51. Father, please dissuade Paul.Copy !req
52. Understood. I'll be right there.Copy !req
53. Momoka, my apologies, but right now,Copy !req
54. Let's talk about this again later.Copy !req
55. But this is a matter of great importance to the Nishizawa family!Copy !req
56. Father!Copy !req
57. I won't...Copy !req
58. I won't let Paul quit over something like this!Copy !req
59. Participants!Copy !req
60. O)6 you want to be the Nishizawa family butler?Copy !req
61. I am Paul Moriyama, butler to the Nishizawa family,Copy !req
62. and from now, we will hold auditions to be my successor.Copy !req
63. The judges are milady Momoka,Copy !req
64. scion of the Nishizawa family, and Master Hinata Fuyuki!Copy !req
65. Why me...?Copy !req
66. And we have also asked Master Tamama, sponger of the Nishizawa family.Copy !req
67. Peace, peace!Copy !req
68. And now, the first part is an X-0 quiz related to milady Momoka.Copy !req
69. Fuyuki-kun, is that..?Copy !req
70. A butler. The family's shadow master.Copy !req
71. If I get into the Nishizawa family as their butler,Copy !req
72. it will be possible to manipulate their vast power as I see fit.Copy !req
73. Then, with that power, I shall invade Pekopon!Copy !req
74. And along tKelway, I'll buy a Gundam model factory!Copy !req
75. Question!Copy !req
76. Milady Momoka's shoe size is 23 cm.Copy !req
77. True or false?Copy !req
78. I see. If they don't know a lot about you,Copy !req
79. they're not suited to be your butler, right?Copy !req
80. I suppose.Copy !req
81. Question!Copy !req
82. The first time my lady Momoka visited Hicksville Beach,Copy !req
83. she stepped onto the beach with her right foot.Copy !req
84. Question!Copy !req
85. The contents of milady Momoka's closet in her 36th dressing room containCopy !req
86. 1,745 treasured dresses from her childhood.Copy !req
87. Question!Copy !req
88. Milady Momoka's rear end has three moles.Copy !req
89. How does he know that?Copy !req
90. Then it's true!Copy !req
91. Question!Copy !req
92. Until third grade, milady Momoka wet her bed...Copy !req
93. All right, that's enough!Copy !req
94. Congratulations to those of you who have passed this round.Copy !req
95. The second part is a test of your paperwork skills.Copy !req
96. I would like you to write a letter for the master.Copy !req
97. Keroro-san is still a candidate.Copy !req
98. I don't know if that's a good thing...Copy !req
99. Yay, Mr. Sergeant! Good luck!Copy !req
100. You may use letters I've written in the past as reference.Copy !req
101. First, a thank-you letter for a year-end gift...Copy !req
102. ... and write it with a brush!Copy !req
103. Sergeant Major Kululu, I'm counting on you.Copy !req
104. A thank-you letter with a writing brush, huh?Copy !req
105. A Pekopon suit linked up with my supercomputer.Copy !req
106. It can handle any problem.Copy !req
107. This is easy!Copy !req
108. A get-well letter to Lady Katherine, whom milady bumped into at an airport in Paris...Copy !req
109. ... and write it in French with a quill pen.Copy !req
110. After that, a letter to an antique shop in Instanbul regarding payment for a vaseCopy !req
111. that milady accidentally broke, written in Turkish with a glass pen.Copy !req
112. And then, to an Inuit regarding the repair of the dog sledCopy !req
113. he rented to milady during a bliz-zard in Sanada...Copy !req
114. ... an audio letter in Inuktitut.Copy !req
115. In Inuktitut.Copy !req
116. Don't tell me you don't know it.Copy !req
117. Yeah, most people don't...Copy !req
118. All right, everyone, the third part.Copy !req
119. It is scatter tasting.Copy !req
120. 10,000 capsules containing a beverage will fall from the helicopter overhead.Copy !req
121. The winners wilCopy !req
122. correctly guess the Sri Lankan Dimbula BOP that is in just ten of those capsules.Copy !req
123. All right, start!Copy !req
124. Wrong! That is roasted barley tea!Copy !req
125. Too bad! That is roasted green tea.Copy !req
126. Close. That's oolong tea.Copy !req
127. That's brown rice tea.Copy !req
128. Tei-Kuan-Yin tea! Water mixed with brown watercolor paint!Copy !req
129. Hastiness leads to loss in a game like this.Copy !req
130. Sri Lankan Dimbula BOP?Copy !req
131. I've got it, Commander! At two o'clock,Copy !req
132. number'8,178!Copy !req
133. number 8J 78!Copy !req
134. Found it!Copy !req
135. The fourth part requires endurance!Copy !req
136. The wind is blowing at 30 knots today.Copy !req
137. Even in a raging wind, a butlerCopy !req
138. must stand as firm as a rock in front of the master.Copy !req
139. Thus, anyone who falls from the platform is disqualified!Copy !req
140. not worry, as the lifeline is snugly attached.Copy !req
141. Kululu! Can't you do something about this?Copy !req
142. I didn't foresee something like that.Copy !req
143. You'll just have to rely on your own steering tech to get through it, Commander.Copy !req
144. It's a pain, but if I use my own skill... Ge-gero!Copy !req
145. Help!Copy !req
146. It sounds like there is a commotion going on nearby...Copy !req
147. Lucky!Copy !req
148. Is this the only reason I got to appear?Copy !req
149. Safe! Gero?Copy !req
150. All right, the final competition.Copy !req
151. Here on the final stage, hailing from the neighborhood, Inner-Tokyo, we haveCopy !req
152. Master Kaeruda Keroro!Copy !req
153. How 'bout them apples?Copy !req
154. That is my Mr. Sergeant!Copy !req
155. Are you okay with this, Nishizawa-san?Copy !req
156. Actually, if Keroro-san wins,Copy !req
157. Paul might be so worried that he'll change his mind about retiring.Copy !req
158. And our other contender will reveal his identity if he wins.Copy !req
159. Master Masked Butler!Copy !req
160. All right, the final stage is a teapot battle.Copy !req
161. The two of them will fight each other directly while holding a precious teapot.Copy !req
162. If I fight now, there's a 100% chance^'ll win!Copy !req
163. Begin!Copy !req
164. Thanks to my balancer, I won't spill a drop, no matter how violent this gets!Copy !req
165. Gero?Copy !req
166. Gero!Copy !req
167. That's the game!Copy !req
168. It was over in seconds!Copy !req
169. That guy is so strong, it is not even funny.Copy !req
170. The Masked Butler is the winner.Copy !req
171. And now, as promised, please remove your mask and reveal your identity.Copy !req
172. What?Copy !req
173. Nishizawa-san!Copy !req
174. Momocchi!Copy !req
175. Chesto!Copy !req
176. Who are you, jerk?Copy !req
177. M-Master!Copy !req
178. Paul, now do you realize?Copy !req
179. You're the only one who can protect Momoka.Copy !req
180. In other words, it's too soon for you to retire.Copy !req
181. B-But...Copy !req
182. Paul! Please! Don't quit yet!Copy !req
183. Master...Copy !req
184. Milady...Copy !req
185. I'm counting on you to take care of Momoka.Copy !req
186. Yes, sir. I will defend her with my life.Copy !req
187. Maybe Nishizawa-san knew from the very beginning.Copy !req
188. We are talking about Momocchi.Copy !req
189. I look forward to continuing to work for you for a long time to come.Copy !req
190. February 14th is St. Valentine'sCopy !req
191. Ladies, what kind of plans do you have to give chocolate to the fellows?Copy !req
192. You often hear of girls slipping chocolate into a deskCopy !req
193. before school starts, right?Copy !req
194. That should do it.Copy !req
195. Giroro: Who Gave It to Me, Sir?Copy !req
196. See you later!Copy !req
197. S-S-Sneeze you later!Copy !req
198. Don't tell me... It isn't really possible...Copy !req
199. Finally... I finally got some!Copy !req
200. A ribbon: check! check! check!Copy !req
201. Is that all?Copy !req
202. Shouldn't there be a message or something?Copy !req
203. There's no proof that Natsumi gave it toCopy !req
204. Which means the sender is unknown.Copy !req
205. And so, today's topic is, frankly...Copy !req
206. Frankly... Frankly...Copy !req
207. Maybe I should just ask Natsumi frankly about it.Copy !req
208. N-Natsumi, did you give this to me?Copy !req
209. I give you chocolate and you don't even know if it's from me?Copy !req
210. That's terrible!Copy !req
211. N-No good!Copy !req
212. No, I'll have to do it in a roundabout way.Copy !req
213. This morning, I somehow felt your presence near my tent, Natsumi.Copy !req
214. I shouldn't have come that close?Copy !req
215. Then putting it in there was an annoyance to you, huh?Copy !req
216. Fine!Copy !req
217. No, no! That would have the opposite effect!Copy !req
218. If I use a mech to scan Natsumi's brain...Copy !req
219. Natsumi! Just a little more patience!Copy !req
220. What are you going to do?Copy !req
221. That was a no-brainer.Copy !req
222. Then I could have her take one of those pop psychology tests...Copy !req
223. If you're walking on a mountain pathCopy !req
224. and a rabbit and turtle come walking your way,Copy !req
225. which one do you talk to?Copy !req
226. . I guess the rabbit?Copy !req
227. What would I learn from that?Copy !req
228. Is your head itchy?Copy !req
229. Still, even if the sender is unknown,Copy !req
230. is it possible that anyone other than Natsumi gave it to me?Copy !req
231. The females in my general vicinityCopy !req
232. ... Mois, Hinata Aki,Copy !req
233. Nishizawa Momoka, Azumaya Koyuki,Copy !req
234. that ghost...Copy !req
235. I can't imagine any of them giving me chocolate.Copy !req
236. The only possibility is...Copy !req
237. ... N-Natsumi!Copy !req
238. This is already... love.Copy !req
239. That's right. I can't picture anyone other than NatsumiCopy !req
240. giving me chocolate.Copy !req
241. So I'm going to come right out...Copy !req
242. Natsumi, I have received the symbol of your feelings.Copy !req
243. Then, Giroro...Copy !req
244. But still...Copy !req
245. I'm a soldier from the Keron military, here to invade Pekopon!Copy !req
246. That is to say, the two of us are enemies!Copy !req
247. The two of you must not date!Copy !req
248. But I love Giroro from the bottom of my heart, Mom!Copy !req
249. N-Natsumi!Copy !req
250. You would defy me?Copy !req
251. I shall erase both of you with correction fluid!Copy !req
252. Then I have no choice but to stand up to you with chocolate bullets of love!Copy !req
253. Saucy soldier! Come to me, screentones!Copy !req
254. Darn it! I'm out of ammo! Gimme more chocolate bullets!Copy !req
255. Giroro!Copy !req
256. G-Give me chocolate!Copy !req
257. Chocolate!Copy !req
258. There you are.Copy !req
259. Th-This is...Copy !req
260. So called "obligation chocolate."Copy !req
261. Or, like, giving largesse?Copy !req
262. O-Obligation chocolate?Copy !req
263. Lady Mois gave me obligation chocolate too, though slightly bigger.Copy !req
264. Only your chocolate is the real deal, Uncle.Copy !req
265. , like, really trulyCopy !req
266. ou had better wait another ten years, you hussy,Copy !req
267. efore giving Mr. Sergeant cheapskate chocolate like that!Copy !req
268. Boom!Copy !req
269. Here, Mr. Sergeant! Valentine's chocolate from me!Copy !req
270. Momocchi and I used the finest ingredients to make super-deluxe chocolate!Copy !req
271. I wasn't thinking!Copy !req
272. It's possible someone other than Natsumi gave me obligation chocolate!Copy !req
273. Obligation chocolate!Copy !req
274. HQ! HQ! Which is the real enemy?Copy !req
275. Fool! It's your job to figure that out!Copy !req
276. Obligation chocolate!Copy !req
277. Barn it!Copy !req
278. Obligation chocolate!Copy !req
279. I see! I know at least that Mois didn't leave the chocolate there.Copy !req
280. In other words...Copy !req
281. ... I should use the process of elimination!Copy !req
282. You can bring the manuscript in here.Copy !req
283. What is this?Copy !req
284. The story is all over the place and the characters are just cruel!Copy !req
285. In the first place, how does a former special forces soldierCopy !req
286. a middle school girls' gymnastics team?Copy !req
287. Yeah. It's okay.Copy !req
288. It's Valentine's Day?Copy !req
289. I haven't bought any chocolate yet!Copy !req
290. All right! Another one down!Copy !req
291. I did it! Fuyuki-kun accepted my chocolate!Copy !req
292. M-Mi lady!Copy !req
293. C-Congratulations!Copy !req
294. Now what about obligation chocolate?Copy !req
295. I would never give chocolate to anybody but Fuyuki-kun!Copy !req
296. I... I see.Copy !req
297. Chocolate?Copy !req
298. Last night, Koyuki-dono made chocolate and said it was for Natsumi-dono...Copy !req
299. H-How much did she make?Copy !req
300. One, about the size of a rice ball.Copy !req
301. Yes!Copy !req
302. Urn, you're scaring me a little...Copy !req
303. All you have to do is give-me a straight answer!Copy !req
304. Did you give me chocolate?Copy !req
305. That's impossible. I'm a ghost.Copy !req
306. Yahoo!Copy !req
307. Now I know only Natsumi could have given me the chocolate!Copy !req
308. What's Giroro so excited about?Copy !req
309. Or, like, dancing wildly?Copy !req
310. Is he not embarrassed, at his age?Copy !req
311. Listen to this! I was totally successful in giving him my chocolate!Copy !req
312. Me, too! How about you, Natsumi?Copy !req
313. That's a secret.Copy !req
314. What should I say to Natsumi when she returns?Copy !req
315. so I spent a lot of time investigating who left it for me.Copy !req
316. Sorry!Copy !req
317. Here.Copy !req
318. But I'm glad my feelings came across.Copy !req
319. Even though I'm a little embarrassed...Copy !req
320. Embarrassed!Copy !req
321. Oh, no! Natsumi will be back soon!Copy !req
322. Natsumi is coming back!Copy !req
323. Natsumi is coming back...Copy !req
324. I'm back!Copy !req
325. Here she is!Copy !req
326. Fuyuki! Sorry I'm late!Copy !req
327. I'll get dinner ready right away!Copy !req
328. N-Natsumi...Copy !req
329. How can I put this?Copy !req
330. I gratefully accept this chocolate.Copy !req
331. Now that you mention it, I forgot.Copy !req
332. I'll give you obligation chocolate.Copy !req
333. Here!Copy !req
334. Giroro, why are you chomping on curry roux?Copy !req
335. C-Curry roux?Copy !req
336. It's medium-spicy!Copy !req
337. Him...Copy !req
338. Boys who become distracted by Valentine's Day chocolate,Copy !req
339. be aware that this kind of thing is possible too,Copy !req
340. so be very careful.Copy !req
341. I'm so embarrassed!Copy !req
342. / only wish these days could vj□ 'Jkeep-on going-tor*evermore!'J**-' «>Copy !req
343. We'd hold each other's hands and 6dth walk slowly^Copy !req
344. When we're together, we're a-pair of fools.Copy !req
345. JLet's be like that forever, £toE>like]^e~wer^ur-sefiool. CCopy !req
346. e a ery nCopy !req
347. Both of us each of us busy as bees! ^Sl^'?^/<:/^g^a'see^e., ^l^ne-in the^c^yP'^Copy !req
348. / wanna say beliefrpulled'me-through,Copy !req
349. With a smile and my chest ^ (-puffed-outcisrit'that true7Copy !req
350. The thing I love most, that keeps me strong, is-meeting>new people-and-things.Copy !req
351. / won t discover myself °itnrougn>someone'else'Sceyes.Copy !req
352. / don'^P^^J^rrlwiiikl that!Copy !req
353. ril—Delieve~-in'myselfCopy !req
354. / only wish these days could ^□/J/<eep-on going-tor* evermore!'JCopy !req
355. We'd hold each other's hands and both walk slowly.Copy !req
356. / only wish these days could vjLJ'Jkeep-on going-tor* evermore!'JCopy !req
357. The thing I love most, that keeps me strong, is-meetmg>new people-and-things.Copy !req
358. Natsumi here!Copy !req
359. Koyuki here!Copy !req
360. Koyuki chan, you're a ninja, so you probably know a lot about history, right?Copy !req
361. Yes! Edo-era ninjasCopy !req
362. threw pinwheels, wore red or white masks. .Copy !req
363. That's from TV... from a long time ago...Copy !req
364. That aside...Copy !req
365. It's okay!Copy !req
366. "Koyuki in Historical Wonderland, Sir!"Copy !req
367. "Let's Pounce on Chuubei-sama, Sir!"Copy !req
368. These two stories! How's that?Copy !req
369. Ge-Gero!Copy !req