1. Uh...Copy !req
2. - Can I get you a drink?
- Sure.Copy !req
3. - Uh...
- Where's all your furniture?Copy !req
4. Um, I haven't been here that long.Copy !req
5. My ex-wife still lives in the family home,
so I don't have much stuff.Copy !req
6. We've been separated
for almost a year now.Copy !req
7. It's, um... it's been quite an adjustment.Copy !req
8. Michael, I don't really wanna
talk about your ex-wife.Copy !req
9. Sorry. Yeah.Copy !req
10. Why don't we drink afterwards?Copy !req
11. After what?Copy !req
12. Ah! Oh! Uh...Copy !req
13. Uh... uh... Oh. Ooh!Copy !req
14. Mmph! Oh... Mmm!Copy !req
15. Ah! Uh... Oh...Copy !req
16. Uh. Ah!Copy !req
17. - Oh! Ow!Copy !req
18. Ah!Copy !req
19. - Ah! Oh! Ah!
- Ah! Oh!Copy !req
20. - Oh, yes. Oh, that's it!Copy !req
21. Ah! Ah!Copy !req
22. Oh, hang on.Copy !req
23. - Oh. Oh.Copy !req
24. Sorry. Ah! Sorry.
Sorry. I just need a moment. Um...Copy !req
25. Sometimes I have trouble
performing at the drop of a hat.Copy !req
26. Do you have any little blue pills?Copy !req
27. Uh... no. But I did try one once
when my ex-wife—Copy !req
28. - Michael.Copy !req
29. I don't wanna think about youCopy !req
30. - and your ex-wife right now.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
31. - Come on. You can do this.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
32. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Yeah?Copy !req
33. - Mm-hmm.Copy !req
34. Okay, yeah.Copy !req
35. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
36. Oh, that's... Oh!Copy !req
37. - Come on!
- I can't.Copy !req
38. - Come on!Copy !req
39. - Ah!Copy !req
40. It's not gonna happen, is it?Copy !req
41. Uh, maybe...Copy !req
42. Or we could just
have a nice cuddle instead.Copy !req
43. Thank you for dinner, Michael,
but I need a proper man in the bedroom.Copy !req
44. - Someone who wants to rip my clothes off.
- Ah!Copy !req
45. Oh! Ah! Uh... Hmm.Copy !req
46. Uh, yes, absolutely.Copy !req
47. - Uh, lovely to see you.Copy !req
48. - Hello.
- Dennis. It's Gloria.Copy !req
49. Fancy a quickie at mine?Copy !req
50. - Fuck, yeah!
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
51. - Yes. I'll be half an hour.Copy !req
52. - Hi.
- Hey!Copy !req
53. Ooh!Copy !req
54. Oh, that's a good hug.Copy !req
55. - How was America?
- Good. I missed you, though.Copy !req
56. Elsie, can you take
Maeve's bag to the car?Copy !req
57. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
58. - How was that?
- Long.Copy !req
59. Yeah.Copy !req
60. - I've got your room all set up at home.
- Thanks.Copy !req
61. Jackson?Copy !req
62. - Hey.
- Hey, just, uh... checking in.Copy !req
63. Yeah, I'm good. You?Copy !req
64. Uh, had a chat with your mum, um...Copy !req
65. Yeah?Copy !req
66. If you want to stay home, you can.Copy !req
67. No. I want to go to college.
There's no point worrying about it.Copy !req
68. - Jackson.
- Yeah.Copy !req
69. Look at me.Copy !req
70. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
71. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
72. Love you.Copy !req
73. I'm your host, Dr. Jean Milburn.Copy !req
74. This is your host.Copy !req
75. I'm your host, Dr. Jean Milburn,Copy !req
76. and I wanted to start today
by talking about male mental health.Copy !req
77. Caffeine delivery!Copy !req
78. - Sh! I just got her to settle.
- Oh shit. Sorry.Copy !req
79. - Thank you.
- There we go.Copy !req
80. Oh.Copy !req
81. Ooh!Copy !req
82. - Mmph.
- So, Jo.Copy !req
83. - Mmm?
- Uh...Copy !req
84. I've been asked to come in early
to the station this afternoon.Copy !req
85. - Would you watch Joy?
- I can't.Copy !req
86. Why?Copy !req
87. I have got a date
with this guy that I met at the bank.Copy !req
88. Oh my God.Copy !req
89. - What?Copy !req
90. Well, I don't know. Just maybe don't do
the thing that you always do?Copy !req
91. - Just jump into another relationship.Copy !req
92. - Mmm.
- Take a breath. Huh?Copy !req
93. You can talk.Copy !req
94. - I'm just saying.
- Do you know, I... I really...Copy !req
95. I don't need you to do
the whole mothering thing right now.Copy !req
96. - It's just a date.
- Sh.Copy !req
97. - Okay.Copy !req
98. - Can you not take Joy with you?
- No, I can't.Copy !req
99. I'm afraid they're gonna fire me today.Copy !req
100. What?Copy !req
101. I don't know.
The show hasn't been going very well.Copy !req
102. It's been quite bad, actually.Copy !req
103. And I just... I can't find my rhythm.Copy !req
104. And I just should never have taken the job
in the first place.Copy !req
105. Fine. It's fine.Copy !req
106. - It's okay.
- No, fine. I can rearrange my date.Copy !req
107. No.Copy !req
108. - If you can do something for me?Copy !req
109. - I need you to lie really still.Copy !req
110. - Oh, no, no, no.
- I'm going to fart on your head.Copy !req
111. - It'll be a squelchy one.
- Jo!Copy !req
112. - I'm heading out.Copy !req
113. - Nice.
- Sorry, I was farting on your mum's head.Copy !req
114. Maeve's back, but her mum's in hospital.Copy !req
115. What about college, darling?Copy !req
116. Well, it's just a day.
Mum, she really needs me.Copy !req
117. - Have fun.
- Well, call me later.Copy !req
118. - Oh.
- That was definitely his fault, not mine.Copy !req
119. - My Joy! Hey, baby! Hey!Copy !req
120. Who is that?Copy !req
121. Uh, it's Jem. Dad owns the place.Copy !req
122. - Very pretty.Copy !req
123. Is she? Uh... didn't notice.Copy !req
124. Um... I don't need a lift.Copy !req
125. - Dad's gonna give me another lesson.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
126. Oh, um... I was gonna ask.
Uh, did your dad ever go on that date?Copy !req
127. No, I don't know. Why do you care?Copy !req
128. Uh I... I don't care.Copy !req
129. I mean, I'm just, um... just, uh...Copy !req
130. really happy for him
that he's moving on, that's all.Copy !req
131. - Have a lovely day.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
132. Can you meet me in the riding pen
after lunch, okay?Copy !req
133. - Hmm.Copy !req
134. When I met you, I was but the learner.Copy !req
135. Now I am the master.Copy !req
136. Can you get that?Copy !req
137. My God, Jean!Copy !req
138. - Oh!
- No, I'm... I'm Joanna.Copy !req
139. I'm Jean's sister.Copy !req
140. - Oh!
- Actually, I've just got this thing.Copy !req
141. It's supposed to, like, boost my collagen
and make me look 17 years old again.Copy !req
142. I hope it works,
'cause it was really fucking expensive.Copy !req
143. Oh my God! Sounds fabulous.Copy !req
144. Sorry, who are you?Copy !req
145. - Oh, I'm... I'm Eric.
- Right.Copy !req
146. - Uh, I'm Otis's friend. Is he here?
- Oh. Uh, no, he isn't.Copy !req
147. Somebody called "Mavis" has just got back,
so he's gone to see her.Copy !req
148. Huh.Copy !req
149. Okay.Copy !req
150. - Shall I pass on a message? Or...
- Uh, no. No, no.Copy !req
151. - Um, nice to meet you, Joanna.
- You too, Eric.Copy !req
152. - Good luck with the collagen.
- Thank you. I really need it.Copy !req
153. Thank you for letting me know, Otis!Copy !req
154. Maeve, Aimee's here.Copy !req
155. - Oh.
- Aimes, I missed you.Copy !req
156. Thanks for giving me a lift.Copy !req
157. - Let's go.
- Yeah.Copy !req
158. - Oh, is Otis comin'?
- No.Copy !req
159. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
160. What are you doing here?Copy !req
161. I just thought I'd come
and give you some support.Copy !req
162. Sorry, have I done the wrong thing?Copy !req
163. Uh... No, no. That's... that's really nice...
that's really nice of you.Copy !req
164. It's just I haven't showered
since the plane.Copy !req
165. I was hoping to see you
a bit more spruced up, but I'm not—Copy !req
166. That's okay. I'm...Copy !req
167. It's fine. I can come back. Don't worry.Copy !req
168. Nice to see you.Copy !req
169. Don't go, actually. Please.Copy !req
170. - I've missed you.
- I missed you.Copy !req
171. - Ow!
- Sorry.Copy !req
172. Carry it 'cause my feet get dead
sweaty when I drive. Knock yourself out.Copy !req
173. Hop in.Copy !req
174. Fresh blossom?Copy !req
175. Fuckin' hell.Copy !req
176. What?Copy !req
177. Disgustin'.Copy !req
178. - We texted all weekend.
- Aw!Copy !req
179. - I think I really like him.
- See, I told you.Copy !req
180. He's like your nerdy soulmate.Copy !req
181. He even told his dad about me.Copy !req
182. They're like best mates.Copy !req
183. - How sweet is that?Copy !req
184. - Yeah.
- Yeah!Copy !req
185. - What? What?Copy !req
186. Nothin'.Copy !req
187. Viv, you have a bad case of mention-itis.Copy !req
188. - You can't stop talkin' about him.
- Stop!Copy !req
189. - Okay, I'll stop.
- No, no, look, I'm happy for you.Copy !req
190. - I am.Copy !req
191. Hey, um...Copy !req
192. I do need to talk to you about something.
It's a bit awkward. I found a lump.Copy !req
193. Like, in my ball sack.Copy !req
194. What do you mean? Are you okay?Copy !req
195. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
196. No.Copy !req
197. Freakin' out. But they're doin' tests, so...Copy !req
198. I wanted to let you know,
you're my best friend.Copy !req
199. Okay, well, um...Copy !req
200. Thank you for letting me know.
I'm here for you.Copy !req
201. Thanks.Copy !req
202. Come on.Copy !req
203. His video was so relatable.Copy !req
204. O's video was too shiny.
I feel like we never really know her.Copy !req
205. Yeah, that's crazy.Copy !req
206. I'm just, like, really itchy.
I don't know what happened.Copy !req
207. Excuse me. No queue-jumping.Copy !req
208. Chill. I'm looking for Otis.
I'm his campaign manager.Copy !req
209. If you're his campaign manager,
then where is he?Copy !req
210. Let me get back to you on that.
- What's the point of booking?Copy !req
211. Do you know what? I'm actually taking
some walk-in appointments today,Copy !req
212. as Otis hasn't turned up.Copy !req
213. - I also have some free T-shirts.
- Mmm. CoolCopy !req
214. They are organic and ethically made.Copy !req
215. Remember, vote O!Copy !req
216. - Free T-shirts!
- Yeah!Copy !req
217. For you. And there's one for you.Copy !req
218. - And you.
- Thank you. These are so soft!Copy !req
219. There's my dickhead brother.Copy !req
220. Do you want us to come in with you?Copy !req
221. No, it's fine.Copy !req
222. - You sure?
- Yeah. I won't be long.Copy !req
223. I hope she's all right.Copy !req
224. I know. Me too.Copy !req
225. Do you know how to play Scabby Queen?Copy !req
226. Hey, Froggy! Ribbit!Copy !req
227. - Ah!Copy !req
228. - Where have you been?
- Oh, just with my mate, um... Mo.Copy !req
229. - You know, Mo. He's got...
- No.Copy !req
230. I can't believe you've come back
from America for this.Copy !req
231. - She'd better be really ill this time.
- Sean.Copy !req
232. Do you not remember
last time she ended up in hospital?Copy !req
233. She escaped. By the time they caught her,
she was by the train station.Copy !req
234. Yeah? In nothing but a hospital gown
with her arse hangin' out.Copy !req
235. Wasn't funny.Copy !req
236. - Come on. It was a little bit funny.
- I'm not laughing.Copy !req
237. Don't let you laugh in America,
do they?Copy !req
238. Hey, um... can I walk you to class?Copy !req
239. - Ready? Smile!
- Yeah.Copy !req
240. Yeah, um... I just wanted to askCopy !req
241. if there's anything goin' on
with you and that Jackson guy?Copy !req
242. Because you guys were huggin' earlier,
and I, um...Copy !req
243. I... I don't wanna get my hopes up if you're
already involved with someone else.Copy !req
244. No. Um...Copy !req
245. Jackson's my best mate.
He's going through some personal stuff.Copy !req
246. But there is definitely nothing
going on between us.Copy !req
247. Okay. Okay, cool.Copy !req
248. Okay. I'm... I'm sorry.Copy !req
249. I'm sorry. I just...
I get in my head sometimes, and...Copy !req
250. I... I really like you.Copy !req
251. Uh, um... I know this is fast,
but I've been thinking, actually.Copy !req
252. If you wanted to,
do you wanna be my girlfriend?Copy !req
253. - If you want. I don't—
- I would love to be your girlfriend.Copy !req
254. Okay. Cool.Copy !req
255. - Cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
256. - Cool. Shall we—
- Class?Copy !req
257. - Class. Yeah.
- Class. Yes. Probably should.Copy !req
258. Yeah. There's this statistics book
I'm really enjoying.Copy !req
259. - The way it analyzes data...
- Oh, yeah, did you finish the—Copy !req
260. Oh no. You have to try it.
It's so invigorating.Copy !req
261. - I didn't exfoliate for a week.
- See you!Copy !req
262. - Hey.
- Hi, miss.Copy !req
263. Yeah, just an idea.
Um, homage to my phone.Copy !req
264. - It's gonna...Copy !req
265. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
266. I'm sorry about the other night.
I was so awkward.Copy !req
267. No, you weren't.Copy !req
268. People think
I want to kiss them all the time.Copy !req
269. You're just saying that
to make me feel better.Copy !req
270. Just a little bit.Copy !req
271. Um... I wanted to explain.
PK and I are ethically non-monogamous.Copy !req
272. So, I was wonderingCopy !req
273. if you might wanna go
on a date sometime with me?Copy !req
274. Um...Copy !req
275. - Yeah, I'd like that.
- Yeah!Copy !req
276. Hmm...Copy !req
277. - Boom.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
278. Heh-heh-heh.Copy !req
279. - Pause.Copy !req
280. Ahem.Copy !req
281. - Everythin' all right?
- Yeah, it's just Isaac.Copy !req
282. - I didn't know you were friends.
- We're not. I just do art class with him.Copy !req
283. - It's not like I like him or anythin'.
- Okay. Sure.Copy !req
284. Not everything's therapy, Otis.Copy !req
285. - You're the Scabby Queen.
- You're like a mind reader.Copy !req
286. What shall we do now?Copy !req
287. Can I take your photo?Copy !req
288. Sure.Copy !req
289. That's a nice camera.Copy !req
290. Right. Oh God. It gets me every time.Copy !req
291. - What?
- It's not an appropriate place to whistle.Copy !req
292. Sean.Copy !req
293. Sorry.Copy !req
294. - Sorry.
- Maeve and Sean Wiley?Copy !req
295. Come with me.Copy !req
296. If you'd like to come through.Copy !req
297. Where's my mum?Copy !req
298. Take a seat,
and we can have a chat.Copy !req
299. I don't wanna sit.
What are you doing? Get up.Copy !req
300. - Sean. Sit down. Sit down.
- Loser, get up. Get up.Copy !req
301. I am very sorry to inform you
that your mother has passed away.Copy !req
302. Shortly after she was admitted to ICU,Copy !req
303. she lost consciousness
and fell into a coma.Copy !req
304. It was very unexpected...Copy !req
305. Whilst she was initially stable,
she deteriorated quickly,Copy !req
306. and her heart stopped working.Copy !req
307. We did everything to try and save her,
but I'm afraid we were unsuccessful.Copy !req
308. We lost her about 20 minutes ago.Copy !req
309. I'm so sorry for your loss.Copy !req
310. Take as much time as you need.
This room is for you.Copy !req
311. A nurse will be in to see you shortly.Copy !req
312. Oh!Copy !req
313. - Hi. Hello.
- Hola.Copy !req
314. - That's a baby.
- Oh, yeah. No, she's not mine.Copy !req
315. - Oh.
- No, she's my niece.Copy !req
316. - I couldn't get out of watching her, so...
- Oh.Copy !req
317. - Hi. Hello.
- Uh, mange-tout.Copy !req
318. - Well, this—
- Mmm!Copy !req
319. Maybe I'll just pop another one there
for good luck.Copy !req
320. Wow, you smell really...Copy !req
321. fucking nice, actually.
Thanks very much!Copy !req
322. Came over here
on my "motorbee-kay."Copy !req
323. - Wow, a bike. That's, um...Copy !req
324. - Oh no.
- It's fine.Copy !req
325. Sorry.Copy !req
326. Oh, she's been fussing all morning.Copy !req
327. I thought I could leave her at home,
but my... my sister had to work, so, uh...Copy !req
328. Yeah, I should probably feed her.Copy !req
329. - Sorry.
- No, don't apologize.Copy !req
330. Go ahead. I, uh... love babies.Copy !req
331. - They're, uh, you know... cool.
- Yeah, I'm sure you do.Copy !req
332. I do. They're great stuff.Copy !req
333. I'm the eldest of, uh, six siblings.Copy !req
334. - Oh right?
- Would you believe?Copy !req
335. I was around them a lot. My little brother
Billy called me "Daddy Brother."Copy !req
336. - Uh-huh.
- Not in a creepy...Copy !req
337. - We weren't in a cult. I promise.
- Right.Copy !req
338. Just a normal family.
My parents just... loved bangin', I guess.Copy !req
339. Hey! Hi there.Copy !req
340. Who are you?
You're a handsome little devil.Copy !req
341. Oh, she likes you.Copy !req
342. So, what about you?
Do you wanna get married?Copy !req
343. Pop out some babies? Pop!Copy !req
344. Wow! Right to the point.Copy !req
345. Sorry. You know what it is?
I just... I go on so many dates.Copy !req
346. Honestly, I just wanna settle down,Copy !req
347. but most of the women I... I go out with,
they're only interested in, you know...Copy !req
348. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
349. So I'm... I'm trying out this new thing
where I'm just really honestCopy !req
350. so I don't waste people's time.Copy !req
351. Yeah, I, uh...
I wanna settle down too.Copy !req
352. But I just can't seem
to make anything long-term stick.Copy !req
353. You know, it's just, like,
the wrong person.Copy !req
354. - Right.
- Or, like, you know, the wrong time.Copy !req
355. And there's always that riskCopy !req
356. of, like, passing down all of
your dysfunctional shit to an infant.Copy !req
357. Not that I've got loads of it.
Just a normal amount.Copy !req
358. Right, sure. Like, a normal amount
of dysfunctional shit.Copy !req
359. Yeah, that was probably the wrong answer.Copy !req
360. It wasn't at all. It really...
It really wasn't.Copy !req
361. If you're happy to wait until tomorrow
to see Otis,Copy !req
362. he will give you a double appointment
and a regular slot.Copy !req
363. I only wanna stop my muff itching.Copy !req
364. Any time, that's what I'm here for.
Don't forget to vote for O.Copy !req
365. - Bye. Thanks so much.
- Thanks.Copy !req
366. Can I help you?Copy !req
367. Yes, you can.Copy !req
368. - You can stop taking Otis's clients.Copy !req
369. There will be a student counselor
debate this Thursday lunchtime.Copy !req
370. Come and hear Otis and O make the case
for why they deserve your vote.Copy !req
371. We'll have free tote bags
for anyone who comes along.Copy !req
372. What's this about a debate?Copy !req
373. I'm so sorry. Who are you again?Copy !req
374. Oh, please stop pretending
that you don't know who I am.Copy !req
375. - Why don't we step inside?
- Yeah, shall we?Copy !req
376. Take a wee seat.Copy !req
377. No, thank you.
I don't want to crease my skirt.Copy !req
378. So, what's with this debate?Copy !req
379. Oh, uh... I just thought
it might be a good opportunityCopy !req
380. for Otis and I to get our points across.Copy !req
381. - I was gonna tell him if it got approved.
- I bet you were.Copy !req
382. What's your connection to Otis?Copy !req
383. Why does that matter?Copy !req
384. Just tryin' to work out
what's in this for you.Copy !req
385. I mean, you must be pretty good friends
to help him like this.Copy !req
386. Yes, we're friends.Copy !req
387. But you used to be more?Copy !req
388. We dated briefly.Copy !req
389. I broke up with him, obviously.Copy !req
390. Because his feelings
weren't as strong as yours?Copy !req
391. And he still held a torch for that girl?Copy !req
392. Oh, what's her name,
the one he's with now, the one in America?Copy !req
393. Maeve, is it?Copy !req
394. I'm just guessing here.Copy !req
395. I don't know, but it would explain
why you're runnin' round after him.Copy !req
396. You're hoping
that one day he will see the lightCopy !req
397. and realize that you're the person
who's always known how special he is,Copy !req
398. and he'll say that he loves you
as much as you've always loved him.Copy !req
399. That's not true.Copy !req
400. Okay.Copy !req
401. But I'll give you some advice.Copy !req
402. If someone really truly likes you,
they shouldn't be playin' any games.Copy !req
403. They shouldn't be leaving you confused.Copy !req
404. It'll be clear.Copy !req
405. Thank you for the advice.Copy !req
406. Now, let me give you some.Copy !req
407. Start preparing yourself to lose.Copy !req
408. When we were ten,
you decided to make my life a living hell.Copy !req
409. And now, I promise you, I plan on
doing the exact same thing to you.Copy !req
410. - Was that a threat?
- No, it's a promise, Sarah.Copy !req
411. Now, I've got a debate to prepare for.Copy !req
412. - My name is O.Copy !req
413. - Shall I look at you?
- Whatever you want.Copy !req
414. Shall I—Copy !req
415. Just, kind of, you know, relax.Copy !req
416. What's that?Copy !req
417. Uh... Sorry. I was just...
I was... I was trying to pose.Copy !req
418. Maybe just do nothing.Copy !req
419. Ahem. Okay.Copy !req
420. - I feel like you're still doing something.Copy !req
421. Weird.Copy !req
422. Oh, okay.Copy !req
423. - Not bad.
- Thanks.Copy !req
424. Weird.Copy !req
425. Are these going in your portfolio?Copy !req
426. No, no, no. I'm just practicin'.Copy !req
427. I actually think
I wanna take photos of myself.Copy !req
428. Isaac showed me these
amazing self-portraits I really like.Copy !req
429. I thought you weren't friends with Isaac?Copy !req
430. Yeah, I'm not.Copy !req
431. Yeah, I don't really know
what I'm trying to say yetCopy !req
432. with the self-portraits,
which is annoying.Copy !req
433. Like, say with Isaac's work, for example.
It really means something.Copy !req
434. Maybe you're thinking about it too much.
Just trust your instincts.Copy !req
435. That is exactly what Isaac says.Copy !req
436. Otis, will you therapy me?Copy !req
437. Uh, what's up?Copy !req
438. Right. Um...Copy !req
439. Say...Copy !req
440. if you thought
you were getting feelings for someoneCopy !req
441. who your best friend
used to have a thing with,Copy !req
442. do you think you would
have to tell your best friendCopy !req
443. you were getting feelings for the person
that they used to have the thing with?Copy !req
444. I think...Copy !req
445. I think if these feelings are real,
and you wanna act on them, then...Copy !req
446. yeah, you should be upfront
with your friend.Copy !req
447. - Mmm.
- If you don't tell them and they find out,Copy !req
448. it'll be a lot worse.Copy !req
449. Yeah.Copy !req
450. I wasn't talking about Isaac, by the way.Copy !req
451. - Didn't think you were.
- That's good. Hold that.Copy !req
452. - Ahem...Copy !req
453. - You changed it again.
- I'm sorry. I did. I know I did.Copy !req
454. Hi. I'm doing a survey
for the student counselor election.Copy !req
455. Do you feel that O has ever crossed a line
or treated anyone badly?Copy !req
456. - No.
- Okay.Copy !req
457. Has O's behavior ever been
not inclusive or mean?Copy !req
458. - No.
- No.Copy !req
459. - No.
- No, not at all.Copy !req
460. Has O ever given you advice
that was damaging or incorrect?Copy !req
461. - No.
- No.Copy !req
462. No. No. No. No.Copy !req
463. - No!
- Okay.Copy !req
464. In terms of a charity, we should raise
for something different this year.Copy !req
465. Hi. I'm doing a survey
for the student counselor election.Copy !req
466. - Can I ask a few questions?
- We are in the middle of a meeting.Copy !req
467. It'll just take a sec.Copy !req
468. So, do you feel that O has ever
crossed the line or treated anyone badly?Copy !req
469. Um... No. She's actually helped me out
with a lot of problems.Copy !req
470. We think she's great.Copy !req
471. Sorry. I didn't catch what you said.Copy !req
472. Don't worry, babe. I'll tell you later.Copy !req
473. Uh, do you have any more questions?Copy !req
474. Yeah. Do you feel that O's behavior
has ever been not inclusive or mean?Copy !req
475. - Um... last—
- Look, this is feeling quite bitchy now.Copy !req
476. Oh, come on.Copy !req
477. I know you don't really buy into the whole
not-talking-behind-people's-back thingCopy !req
478. and that, like, being kind is,
you know, your brand.Copy !req
479. Love it.Copy !req
480. But, uh, I'm not gonna tell anyone.
You can give me the goss.Copy !req
481. Being kind isn't a brand.
It's the right thing to do.Copy !req
482. Um... we actually do need
to get on with our meetin',Copy !req
483. but good luck with your survey.Copy !req
484. That girl's energy
is so emotionally draining.Copy !req
485. Aisha, that's not gossip. It's a fact.Copy !req
486. Ooh! Eric.Copy !req
487. Have you seen Otis?
Because he's ignoring my texts.Copy !req
488. Uh, no. No, he stood me up this mornin'.Copy !req
489. Because you disinvited him
from the club night thing?Copy !req
490. - Excuse me?
- No, I'm not judging you, Eric.Copy !req
491. Believe me. I disinvite uncool people
from things all the time.Copy !req
492. It's just I think he was a bit upset.Copy !req
493. Oh my God! No.
No, it's because Maeve is back in town.Copy !req
494. And whenever she's around,
nothin' else matters to him.Copy !req
495. He's not told you that she's back?Copy !req
496. Oh, I'm...Copy !req
497. - No, it's fine. Yes.
- Did... Yeah?Copy !req
498. - Okay, good. Yes, thank you. Thanks.
- Because I— Good, yeah. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
499. What did I miss?Copy !req
500. Ruby.Copy !req
501. Of course.Copy !req
502. We still need to choose
a charity for the fundraiser.Copy !req
503. Do we have any ideas?Copy !req
504. Up. No. Keep going.Copy !req
505. So, what's going through your head
when you look at Midnight?Copy !req
506. Uh...Copy !req
507. "If I fall over, you will crush me
with your small metal feet."Copy !req
508. Right. Well, take the reins.Copy !req
509. You need to let the horse know
you're not afraid.Copy !req
510. Come on. We're gonna walk together.
Come on.Copy !req
511. Give her a tug. Come on.Copy !req
512. Try and... tune into the horse's rhythm.Copy !req
513. Okay.Copy !req
514. See.Copy !req
515. He's not that scary, is he?Copy !req
516. Okay, let's get you on.Copy !req
517. - Don't I need another lesson?
- Well, you know the old saying.Copy !req
518. "Thinking doesn't overcome fear.
Action does." Up.Copy !req
519. Ready? Shall I help you?Copy !req
520. Okay. One, two, three.Copy !req
521. - Ah.
- Okay.Copy !req
522. - You good?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
523. - Go on.
- Oof! Okay.Copy !req
524. - Slowly, though.
- All right.Copy !req
525. - You've got it.
- Slow it down.Copy !req
526. - Slowly.
- Okay.Copy !req
527. There we go, boy.Copy !req
528. That's it. Good boy.Copy !req
529. Okay. Ready?Copy !req
530. - You're gonna trot now. Come on.
- No. I think I should get down.Copy !req
531. - Oh my! Oh! Hey.Copy !req
532. Ah! Hey! Oh! My balls! My balls!Copy !req
533. - Just tune into his rhythm.
- I'm riding. Okay.Copy !req
534. Okay, there you go.
You're actually cantering.Copy !req
535. - Okay? Yes!
- Okay.Copy !req
536. I'm riding. I'm riding a horse.Copy !req
537. Yes, you are.Copy !req
538. We're moving your mother to the mortuary.
You'll be able to see her soon.Copy !req
539. Here are her belongings.Copy !req
540. Do you think it's weird
if I finish the sweets?Copy !req
541. She's hardly gonna need them now, is she?Copy !req
542. Can no one take a joke anymore?Copy !req
543. Do you remember when Uncle Pat died?Copy !req
544. Um...Copy !req
545. Yeah, kinda. His funeral
was the first time I had beer.Copy !req
546. - You were eight.
- Yeah.Copy !req
547. Uncle Pat's girlfriend gave it to me.
Now she could take a joke. Remember?Copy !req
548. I remember seeing him dead.
He didn't look like himself.Copy !req
549. After that, I couldn't remember
what alive Uncle Pat looked like.Copy !req
550. I don't think I can see Mum like that.Copy !req
551. If that's okay.Copy !req
552. Yeah.Copy !req
553. All right.Copy !req
554. - Celia?Copy !req
555. Sorry. I'll come back.Copy !req
556. No. No, no, no, no.
I'm awake. Power napping.Copy !req
557. Okay.Copy !req
558. Power napping. Come in.Copy !req
559. Come in. Sit down.
Sit down, sit down. Sit down.Copy !req
560. How about you turn around, bright eyes?Copy !req
561. - I'm not moving. This is me for a bit.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
562. Okay.Copy !req
563. We need to talk about your last few shows.Copy !req
564. - Yes.
- They have not been great.Copy !req
565. I know they haven't been very good.Copy !req
566. And, um, I am just finding my feet,Copy !req
567. but I've done some extra prep,
and I think I've found a way in.Copy !req
568. Probably a little bit late for that.Copy !req
569. I'm afraid the big boss, Terry,
is a bit worried about the format.Copy !req
570. He thinks it's flat.Copy !req
571. So what I have done is...Copy !req
572. I've found some guests who are going to
come and cohost with you this week, okay?Copy !req
573. - Right. What... what kind of guests?
- You know, sex people like yourself.Copy !req
574. I've got one woman who makes plaster castsCopy !req
575. out of her own vagina.Copy !req
576. Um, look.
I... I know that I haven't been on form,Copy !req
577. but I would really like the chance to
be able to work out how to do it myself.Copy !req
578. I'm really sorry, Jean.Copy !req
579. If it was up to me, absolutely.Copy !req
580. I'm under a lot of pressure
to make this work.Copy !req
581. It could loosen things up.
Could make it fun.Copy !req
582. - You know, this could be a good thing.Copy !req
583. - Hello!
- Oh. O!Copy !req
584. That's her name, not an exclamation.
Come on in.Copy !req
585. - O, this is Jean. O.
- Oh.Copy !req
586. O... Jean, hi.Copy !req
587. - O. Co-host.
- Uh...Copy !req
588. Yeah. Oh, O-host!Copy !req
589. You should, uh... check out her channel.
The videos are great.Copy !req
590. Good. No. Remember to indicate.Copy !req
591. Round there.Copy !req
592. And... All right.
Now let's try a parallel park.Copy !req
593. How did your date go
with the, uh... teacher?Copy !req
594. Uh... it, uh, wasn't the best.Copy !req
595. What did you do?Copy !req
596. Well, it's more what I didn't do.Copy !req
597. - Did you let her pay for dinner?
- No.Copy !req
598. I, uh... struggle, you know, sometimes
to get it going in the penile department.Copy !req
599. - Careful!
- Oh my God!Copy !req
600. - Why did you tell me that?Copy !req
601. Oh, the images. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
602. - Sorry. I thought we tell stuff now.
- Not that! Never that.Copy !req
603. - I thought you took Viagra.
- I do. It...Copy !req
604. - Hang on. How did you know?
- We're not talking about that.Copy !req
605. I'll go in.
We'll never talk about this again.Copy !req
606. Good lesson. Sorry for oversharing.
Won't happen again.Copy !req
607. I can't believe I'm gonna say this.Copy !req
608. I... I think you've got performance anxiety.Copy !req
609. Thinking doesn't overcome fear.Copy !req
610. Action does.Copy !req
611. And never take more than one Viagra.Copy !req
612. Your penis will explode.Copy !req
613. Gloria, it's Michael. I've got the little
blue pills, and I'm feeling manly.Copy !req
614. Well, it's definitely Mum.Copy !req
615. And she's definitely... dead.Copy !req
616. They said that we can go.Copy !req
617. I wanna finish my crossword.Copy !req
618. It's just, uh... Mo is giving me a lift.Copy !req
619. - And I kinda wanna get out of here.
- Mmm. It's okay. You can go. I'm fine.Copy !req
620. Okay. Uh...Copy !req
621. - What do you want me to tell your mates?
- Tell them I'll be out in a bit.Copy !req
622. Okay. Uh...Copy !req
623. - Call me if you need anything.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
624. - Oh!
- Oh!Copy !req
625. - Ooh! Ah!
- Ah!Copy !req
626. - Oh!
- Ah!Copy !req
627. - Ah! Ah!
- Christ!Copy !req
628. Ah! Yeah!Copy !req
629. - Oh!
- Ah!Copy !req
630. Oh, uh... I'm so sorry.Copy !req
631. I... I don't know why this is happening.
Oh, maybe it'll come back.Copy !req
632. Uh...Copy !req
633. Yeah, uh... I gotta pick up my daughter
from choir practice soon.Copy !req
634. Uh...Copy !req
635. - Oh... Uh...Copy !req
636. Hi there.
This is your host, Dr. Jean Milburn.Copy !req
637. - I love your mum.
- And joining me on Sexology tonightCopy !req
638. is a brilliant young sex educator
and influencer, O.Copy !req
639. Wow, thank you so much.
That was a very warm welcome.Copy !req
640. - No... No!
- And quite a compliment from yourself!Copy !req
641. I am so happy to be here.
I can't articulate that enough.Copy !req
642. And I can't wait
to take some of these calls together.Copy !req
643. - Otis.
- I mean...Copy !req
644. I don't know about yourself,
but working out...Copy !req
645. - Hi.
- Hi. Um...Copy !req
646. I'm gonna head off,
uh, but Maeve's still in there.Copy !req
647. She's just finishing her crossword.Copy !req
648. Okay. Is everythin' all right?Copy !req
649. No, not really.Copy !req
650. My mum died.Copy !req
651. Fuck.Copy !req
652. Oh my God, Sean. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
653. Should we go and get Maeve?Copy !req
654. Um...Copy !req
655. I wouldn't.Copy !req
656. I'd just let her do her thing.Copy !req
657. Do you wanna sit with us?Copy !req
658. Uh...Copy !req
659. - No.
- You all right?Copy !req
660. - Yeah. No, I'm fine.
- Sure?Copy !req
661. - Have a good day, guysCopy !req
662. Ooh!Copy !req
663. Mum. Hello.Copy !req
664. Eric, would you like to come and help me
at the soup kitchen tonight?Copy !req
665. Oh... I can't. I'm going to Abbi's.Copy !req
666. We're watching Jennifer's Body
and gonna do pedicures.Copy !req
667. But maybe next time.Copy !req
668. See this.Copy !req
669. What? No. Oh my gosh.Copy !req
670. Why do birds hate me?Copy !req
671. Why are you laughing?Copy !req
672. This is the second bird
that has pooed on me today.Copy !req
673. That means you're very lucky.Copy !req
674. Oh, well, dunno about that.Copy !req
675. Can you spare some change
for a meal tonight?Copy !req
676. Oh gosh. I don't have any cash on me.Copy !req
677. But there is a soup kitchen
at the village hall tonight.Copy !req
678. I don't know where that is. Show me?Copy !req
679. I can't. I can't go dressed like this.Copy !req
680. But, um... if you... if you take this street,
take a left, you'll definitely find it.Copy !req
681. Come on, lucky boy.
You can spare a few minutes of your time.Copy !req
682. I... I am late, but, yes, we're walking.Copy !req
683. Was there anyone I can call for you
to come and pick you up?Copy !req
684. No, it's okay. I have a lift.Copy !req
685. This is run by my church,
so you'll get a good meal.Copy !req
686. Oh my gosh.Copy !req
687. Uh... Ah.Copy !req
688. Okay, so this is the soup kitchen.Copy !req
689. I hope you have a great meal tonight.
I need to go, okay?Copy !req
690. You're leaving?Copy !req
691. - Yeah.
- This is where you belong.Copy !req
692. Eric! You changed your mind.Copy !req
693. What are you wearing?Copy !req
694. I wasn't supposed to be here, Mum, was I?Copy !req
695. We are totally run off our feet.Copy !req
696. Okay. I'll make a phone call.Copy !req
697. Thank you, my son.Copy !req
698. Hey, Abbi, so I'm helpin' out
at the village hall,Copy !req
699. at the soup kitchen tonight, and they're
really short on staff, so I'm sorry.Copy !req
700. Don't hate me.Copy !req
701. All interpersonal relationships
have boundaries.Copy !req
702. Now, they aren't often spoken about,Copy !req
703. but they are mutually understoodCopy !req
704. to be limits within the relationship.Copy !req
705. Now, if a person
doesn't know their own boundaries,Copy !req
706. then that can cause resentment
in the relationship.Copy !req
707. - The opposite—
- Uh...Copy !req
708. Do you think maybe
we should go to a caller now?Copy !req
709. Yes, that's a great idea. Thank you, O.Copy !req
710. All right. We have Martin.Copy !req
711. Martin, you're on the line.Copy !req
712. Yes. Yes. Ahem...Copy !req
713. Yes. Hello.Copy !req
714. I was calling
because I was having relationsCopy !req
715. with a new lady friend,Copy !req
716. and I was struggling to perform.Copy !req
717. I used some Viagra, but it did nothing.Copy !req
718. Is there a problem with my manhood?Copy !req
719. Uh, for listeners who don't know,
Viagra is the brand name of sildenafil,Copy !req
720. which is a medicine
used for erectile dysfunction.Copy !req
721. Martin, this lady friend.Copy !req
722. Could you tell us more
about that situation?Copy !req
723. Well, I've, um... recently separated
from my wife.Copy !req
724. I'm living in a new place,
and I've just started a new job.Copy !req
725. Wow, sounds like a lot of change.Copy !req
726. Well, I wonder if those two things
are maybe related?Copy !req
727. And I'm getting the nod here
from Dr. Milburn, so...Copy !req
728. Yes, uh, struggles with erections
can often be psychological.Copy !req
729. So I think it's important
that you look at the emotionalCopy !req
730. as well as the physical.Copy !req
731. Do you mind me asking
where your brain went during the sex?Copy !req
732. I was thinking about my wife.Copy !req
733. Sorry. My ex-wife.Copy !req
734. I miss her.Copy !req
735. She's moved on,
and I thought if I could have a fling,Copy !req
736. I might be able to move on too.Copy !req
737. But it was humiliating
and made me feel pathetic,Copy !req
738. like I'm not a real man.Copy !req
739. Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
740. Did the sex feel like you were cheating?Copy !req
741. It did.Copy !req
742. It felt like a betrayal.Copy !req
743. I'm wondering, Martin,Copy !req
744. if you might be someone
who just operates betterCopy !req
745. when you have a secure connection.Copy !req
746. And when you do,
your penis functions properly.Copy !req
747. Do you mean...Copy !req
748. my penis has to be in love?Copy !req
749. I think that you might need to find a way
to cut all emotional ties with your exCopy !req
750. so that your penis is free
to let go and move on.Copy !req
751. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
752. And no doubt,
your manhood is still intact,Copy !req
753. regardless of the blood flow
to your penis.Copy !req
754. - Wow.
- Thanks for your call, Martin.Copy !req
755. - God, they're good together.
- Let's go to another one.Copy !req
756. - Oh. Sorry.
- Next up, we have Susan.Copy !req
757. - Hello, Susan.
- Hi there.Copy !req
758. I wanted to talk about role play.Copy !req
759. Ta.Copy !req
760. - All right, Savior, where do you want me?
- Hi! What are you doing here?Copy !req
761. - You said you needed help.
- Are you sure? You really don't need to.Copy !req
762. - Yeah, I want to.
- Yeah?Copy !req
763. I used to do stuff like this
with my church all the time.Copy !req
764. Okay. Well, my mum is over there.
She's in a blue jumper.Copy !req
765. She's the boss. She'll tell you
everything you need to know.Copy !req
766. - Okay?
- It's Abbi, Eric's friend.Copy !req
767. - Oh, hello.
- It's so nice to meet you finally.Copy !req
768. How are those potatoes looking?Copy !req
769. It's wonderful to have people
outside the church come to help.Copy !req
770. It's just so sad we've lost our funding,
so this place will have to shut down.Copy !req
771. Um... Sorry. Do you want some plantain?Copy !req
772. - Yes please.
- Yeah?Copy !req
773. - Thank you.
- There you go. No worries.Copy !req
774. Right. Okay. So...Copy !req
775. It was a real pleasure, Dr. Milburn.Copy !req
776. You too, O.Copy !req
777. - She's great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
778. And you did a lot better, too,
little fella.Copy !req
779. See you next time?Copy !req
780. - See you next time.
- Toodle pip.Copy !req
781. - That's good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
782. Mum died.Copy !req
783. We're here for you.Copy !req
784. Whatever you need.Copy !req
785. We should probably head back
and tell Anna.Copy !req
786. Of course, yeah.
Let's get you home.Copy !req
787. Hello, Martin.Copy !req
788. I miss you too.Copy !req
789. What are you eating?Copy !req
790. I always eat a Peperami before bed.Copy !req
791. Aimes, that's disgusting.Copy !req
792. Oh. Sorry, it's nearly done.Copy !req
793. Mmm.Copy !req