1. - Hey!Copy !req
2. I haven't seen you in ages!Copy !req
3. Oh my God!Copy !req
4. Do I have to go?Copy !req
5. Camp's only for a couple of nights.Copy !req
6. And you're with all your schoolmates.
It'll be fun.Copy !req
7. You sure you don't want
to bring the special pants?Copy !req
8. Sh. No. It hasn't happened for ages, okay.Copy !req
9. I'm going now.Copy !req
10. Have fun, Rubes!Copy !req
11. Love you.Copy !req
12. - What is she wearing?
- "Love you!"Copy !req
13. She stinks.Copy !req
14. Been to the charity shop again, Ruby?Copy !req
15. - Ew!Copy !req
16. Ruby, this is Sarah. She's new.
I want you to look after her, please.Copy !req
17. Hi.Copy !req
18. - Hi.
- Come on.Copy !req
19. - Which bunk do you want?
- This one looks good.Copy !req
20. Ew. Can anyone smell something bad?Copy !req
21. - It's just Ruby Matthews.
- Yeah.Copy !req
22. Poor people always stink.Copy !req
23. Who was that?Copy !req
24. That's Darla.
She doesn't let anyone into her group.Copy !req
25. She seems unpleasant.Copy !req
26. Hey. Do you wanna have
a burpin' competition?Copy !req
27. Oh no.Copy !req
28. Oh God.Copy !req
29. - Did you wet the bed?Copy !req
30. No. I spilled some water.Copy !req
31. I've got some spare pajamas.Copy !req
32. Please don't tell anyone.Copy !req
33. I won't.Copy !req
34. Maybe.Copy !req
35. - Did you clean, Mum?Copy !req
36. - No, I think Joanna did.
- Oh.Copy !req
37. Um...Copy !req
38. Have you seen
my bright green dress, darling?Copy !req
39. No.Copy !req
40. Um... I've gotta go.Copy !req
41. - I'm not gonna be back till late tonight.
- All right. Well, have fun.Copy !req
42. - Thanks.
- Ah!Copy !req
43. - See ya.
- Where are you off to looking all fancy?Copy !req
44. I'm going to a queer night later
with a friend.Copy !req
45. - I'm his wingman.
- Hmm!Copy !req
46. - What do you think?Copy !req
47. Come here.Copy !req
48. Oh...Copy !req
49. - I don't—
- A bit of eyeliner.Copy !req
50. - Okay. Uh...
- Lovely. And now the other side.Copy !req
51. - Ah! Oh! Yeah, that's in my eye.
- There we are.Copy !req
52. - Now you're perfect.
- Really?Copy !req
53. Great. Thank you.Copy !req
54. - You're welcome.
- See you later.Copy !req
55. Oh,Copy !req
56. - Can I have my dress, please?
- What dress?Copy !req
57. - The one you're wearing.
- It was on the drying rack.Copy !req
58. There was a scarf on the drying rack too.
White with flowers.Copy !req
59. Are you gonna thank me
for, uh... the cleaning?Copy !req
60. Thank you for cleaning.
And for stealing my clothes.Copy !req
61. Oh, I've got this baby group thing.
Do you want to come with me?Copy !req
62. Um... No. I'm good.
I think I'm just gonna hang out here.Copy !req
63. What's that creepy tree house all about?Copy !req
64. My ex built it. Never really liked it.Copy !req
65. The ex that's not Joy's father?Copy !req
66. You can do your own washing later
if you want.Copy !req
67. - Hey.
- Are you on your way?Copy !req
68. - I need help.
- With what?Copy !req
69. Decidin' what to wear.Copy !req
70. I've got too many options.Copy !req
71. I've confused myself,
and I'm in fashion hell.Copy !req
72. But, dude, it's... it's only two o'clock.
What's the big rush?Copy !req
73. Otis, this is my first
proper gay night out.Copy !req
74. It is a big deal, and I must prepare!Copy !req
75. I know it's a big deal.Copy !req
76. I just have to go to Ruby's first.Copy !req
77. Does Maeve know you're hangin' out?Copy !req
78. We're not hangin' out.
She's helping with my campaign.Copy !req
79. And, no, Maeve doesn't know.Copy !req
80. - I told you we had a fight.
- Is she still not talkin' to you?Copy !req
81. Uh... We...Copy !req
82. I don't know if she's not talking to me,
but I'm not talking to her.Copy !req
83. - We're not even officially together, so...
- What time are you gonna get here?Copy !req
84. I don't know, like...Copy !req
85. - Seven-ish.
- Seven?Copy !req
86. Otis, I can't glam myself alone
for five hours.Copy !req
87. - Well, I'll be there as soon as I can.Copy !req
88. - You—Copy !req
89. No!Copy !req
90. No...Copy !req
91. - Go, go that way!Copy !req
92. - Molloy hasn't read your chapter?
- No, I haven't heard anything.Copy !req
93. I'd ask him what he thinks.Copy !req
94. No. I don't wanna seem desperate.Copy !req
95. You've gotta stop
being so meek and British.Copy !req
96. You're in America now.
You can ask for what you want.Copy !req
97. Mm-hmm. Really?Copy !req
98. Guys, I got the internship.Copy !req
99. - Molloy just called me to his office.Copy !req
100. I'm going with him
to this book launch next week,Copy !req
101. where he's gonna introduce me
to his publisher.Copy !req
102. - Can you believe it?
- Wow.Copy !req
103. Congratulations.Copy !req
104. Yeah. Congrats, that's amazing.Copy !req
105. I gotta go call my mom.
She's gonna lose her shit!Copy !req
106. Are you okay?Copy !req
107. Yeah. How about you?Copy !req
108. It's stupid. I convinced myself
I might actually get it.Copy !req
109. I kinda knew she was gonna get it.Copy !req
110. Her brother went to Wallace, and, um...
her dad donated a building or somethin'.Copy !req
111. Her chapter was about
how hard it is to go to boarding school.Copy !req
112. Yeah.Copy !req
113. I mean, I... I love Ellen,
but she's never gonna getCopy !req
114. why an opportunity like this
is such a big deal for us.Copy !req
115. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
116. You're an amazing writer,
and there will be other things.Copy !req
117. Hello.Copy !req
118. - Hiya. I brought cakes.
- Hi.Copy !req
119. - What's on them?
- Oh, my squirrels. I miss them so much.Copy !req
120. It's Sadie, Simon, Selina, and Bruce,
'cause he looks like my stepdad.Copy !req
121. Right. Who are you?Copy !req
122. Oh, I'm Aimee. Is Isaac in?Copy !req
123. I said it's for me.Copy !req
124. - Aimee.
- Hi.Copy !req
125. This is my brother, Joe.Copy !req
126. - Who is leaving.
- Am I?Copy !req
127. Yes. I said
I needed the caravan today, remember?Copy !req
128. - Without you playing video games in it.
- Fine.Copy !req
129. I'm goin' out.Copy !req
130. Cool. Which one's Sadie?Copy !req
131. Bye, Isaac.Copy !req
132. Goodbye.Copy !req
133. Rubes!Copy !req
134. The person who I'm not allowed
to mention by name is here.Copy !req
135. How have you been?Copy !req
136. If you make my daughter cry again,
it will not be good for you.Copy !req
137. - Why do you look like a French pirate?
- I'm going to a—Copy !req
138. No, I don't have all day.
I'm meeting Anwar and Olivia.Copy !req
139. You'll just have to lose the eyeliner
and borrow some of Dad's clothes, okay?Copy !req
140. He's helping us with the video.Copy !req
141. What video?Copy !req
142. Ah, yes!Copy !req
143. - Hey, Savior.
- Hi!Copy !req
144. Hi!Copy !req
145. What are you doing? We're at Roman's.
Do you wanna come over?Copy !req
146. I'm gettin' ready
to go to a queer night later.Copy !req
147. Emerald City?Copy !req
148. - Yeah.
- We were thinkin' of goin'.Copy !req
149. - Let's all go together.
- Oh my God!Copy !req
150. - Please!
- Come.Copy !req
151. - Uh, yeah.
- Please!Copy !req
152. - Please!
- Yeah, let's do it.Copy !req
153. Do you wanna get ready together?Copy !req
154. Well, I'm... I'm waitin'
for Otis to, uh... finish a thing.Copy !req
155. - Fine. Tell him he can swing by later.
- Yeah.Copy !req
156. Come. It'd be fun.Copy !req
157. - You know you want to.
- We'll have a ball.Copy !req
158. Yes.Copy !req
159. - Yes!Copy !req
160. Hmm...Copy !req
161. Don't you think
I should wear something a bit more hip?Copy !req
162. No. This outfit is great.
You could be anyone.Copy !req
163. Which means people
can project what they want onto you.Copy !req
164. - Mmm.Copy !req
165. Oh, whoa. I don't need that, do I?Copy !req
166. He does need it.Copy !req
167. - Your skin looks like an onion, Otis.
- Um...Copy !req
168. - Uh...
- Thank you.Copy !req
169. - Smile.Copy !req
170. Ugh...Copy !req
171. Okay!Copy !req
172. Here?Copy !req
173. Yes.Copy !req
174. - Okay.Copy !req
175. And we're rolling.Copy !req
176. Should I start?Copy !req
177. Yes.Copy !req
178. Sorry, I thought you'd say "action."Copy !req
179. Oh my God. Dad, please say "action."Copy !req
180. And... action.Copy !req
181. Cut!Copy !req
182. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
183. I'm responding to O's video.Copy !req
184. O is dynamic, interesting, and mysterious.Copy !req
185. She can rap.Copy !req
186. You are none of those things.Copy !req
187. So, you need a clean message,Copy !req
188. which is why I've made you a script.Copy !req
189. Just relax and be normal.Copy !req
190. And... action.Copy !req
191. Hello there.Copy !req
192. I'm the original sex therapist,
formerly practicing at Moordale Secondary.Copy !req
193. I'm compassionate and honest.Copy !req
194. I will meet you where you're at.
- This is bad.Copy !req
195. - Before starting my clinic...
- Why does he look so startled?Copy !req
196. - I don't know.
- ... the students were lost and uned—Copy !req
197. This isn't working. This is ridiculous.Copy !req
198. O is better at this than I am.Copy !req
199. She's better at being cool.
She's probably a better therapist.Copy !req
200. - Otis. Otis!
- I'm hot.Copy !req
201. - Otis.Copy !req
202. Listen to me.Copy !req
203. You know you are good
at talking to people.Copy !req
204. You make them feel heard.Copy !req
205. Now, forget the camera. Forget the script.Copy !req
206. Pretend I'm a client,Copy !req
207. and you're telling me
why I should listen to you.Copy !req
208. Okay?Copy !req
209. Hi, I'm Otis Milburn,
and I'm running for student counselor.Copy !req
210. And I am also a bit of a mess.Copy !req
211. I am incredibly awkward,
and I struggle with public speaking.Copy !req
212. I suffer from anxiety.Copy !req
213. And I often don't like
the way my body looks.Copy !req
214. I didn't kiss anyone until I was 16,Copy !req
215. and I've had problems
wanking and fingering.Copy !req
216. I've had my heart broken by people I like,
and I've hurt people who like me.Copy !req
217. And I feel misunderstood
a lot of the time.Copy !req
218. So...Copy !req
219. I am a mess,
but I think all teenagers are,Copy !req
220. and I think that's why it's so important
that we can talk.Copy !req
221. Yeah?Copy !req
222. - Welcome to Tickle Tots.Copy !req
223. Let's start by going around the room,Copy !req
224. saying you and your baby's names,
their age,Copy !req
225. and an interesting fact about yourself.Copy !req
226. Hello.Copy !req
227. My name's Jean, and this is Joy.Copy !req
228. She's eight weeks old.Copy !req
229. And, um...Copy !req
230. Interesting fact, well...Copy !req
231. Aah...Copy !req
232. I almost died when giving birth.Copy !req
233. It happened very suddenly,Copy !req
234. and I thought for a very split secondCopy !req
235. that maybe I wouldn't get to meet my baby
or see my son again.Copy !req
236. And, um... well, it was terrifying.Copy !req
237. But, um... but we're fine now.Copy !req
238. And, uh...
Well, except Joy cries quite a lot.Copy !req
239. And I'm a little bit worried
that it might be because of my stressCopy !req
240. because of the birth,Copy !req
241. and, well, my sister's staying with us,Copy !req
242. and I've gone back to work.Copy !req
243. Um...Copy !req
244. And also, my partner left because he is...Copy !req
245. he's not the father.Copy !req
246. Sorry, um... it's not very interesting.Copy !req
247. Worries, I guess.Copy !req
248. Welcome, Jean.Copy !req
249. - Mmm.
- Hi, Jean.Copy !req
250. Hi, welcome.Copy !req
251. Ahem. I'm Geri. This is Marlow.Copy !req
252. She's ten weeks old,Copy !req
253. and I like to dip
the entire digestive in the mugCopy !req
254. and suck the tea through it
like a biscuity straw.Copy !req
255. - I'm the same!Copy !req
256. Checks first.Copy !req
257. Okay.Copy !req
258. Now gently lift your left foot
off the clutch.Copy !req
259. Left foot. That's your right foot.Copy !req
260. Yeah. Mm-hm.Copy !req
261. Good. Now, stop.Copy !req
262. - Stop!
- You didn't teach me how to stop!Copy !req
263. - Oh, Jesus Christ, Adam!
- You didn't tell me how to stop.Copy !req
264. This was a mistake.Copy !req
265. I am capable of patience.
I am trying to be a better me.Copy !req
266. Adam, you're right.
I didn't teach you how to stop.Copy !req
267. It's my fault. I am sorry I yelled.Copy !req
268. Why do you keep saying sorry?
It's freaking me out.Copy !req
269. I'm doing an online course.
It's called Being a Better Man.Copy !req
270. It's helping, I think.Copy !req
271. Please.Copy !req
272. Shall we try again?Copy !req
273. Welcome to me humble abode!Copy !req
274. - Hi! You look amazing!Copy !req
275. - Oh, thank you. So do you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
276. Make yourself at home.Copy !req
277. I forgot to say to bring swimmin' shorts.Copy !req
278. But you can borrow some of mine
if you feel like a dip in the pool.Copy !req
279. - The pool?Copy !req
280. Stop it! Oi, oi! Hands up, Savior!Copy !req
281. Don't even dare! Don't even dare!Copy !req
282. No one's safe. Look.Copy !req
283. - I'll get you those shorts now.
- Um... Hold my flippin' glass.Copy !req
284. - Are you kiddin'?
- No, he's not.Copy !req
285. - Yes, she is!
- No, he is not!Copy !req
286. Whoo!Copy !req
287. So, you could do sculpture.Copy !req
288. Or there's printmaking as well, here.Copy !req
289. But it's about finding
what's the right expression for you.Copy !req
290. Yeah.Copy !req
291. I don't think I get art.Copy !req
292. What makes you decide
how to decorate your cakes?Copy !req
293. - Dunno, just what I feel on the day.
- Well, that's basically art.Copy !req
294. Is that someone's bed?Copy !req
295. Yeah.Copy !req
296. Yeah, that's Tracey Emin.Copy !req
297. It's what her bed looked like
after she'd had a depressive episode.Copy !req
298. And then she put it in a gallery.
How badass is that?Copy !req
299. And this over here is Ana Mendieta.Copy !req
300. She took loads of photographs of herself.Copy !req
301. A lot of female artists
like to use self-portraiture.Copy !req
302. Maybe it's because other people
don't see them how they really are.Copy !req
303. Yeah.Copy !req
304. Do you have a camera?Copy !req
305. Um... Do you have
any sort of regular income?Copy !req
306. Um, I work...
mainly in the wellness industry.Copy !req
307. I... I do Reiki,
and, um, I teach reflexology.Copy !req
308. And I sold cold press juicers for a bit.Copy !req
309. - Oh, okay.
- And these days, I am a nanny.Copy !req
310. Oh, I love babies. Babies are the best.Copy !req
311. - Oh.
- Uh...Copy !req
312. Cool. Okay. So, uh...
we will need to run a... a credit check.Copy !req
313. I...Copy !req
314. I don't have a... like, a credit... score.Copy !req
315. Yeah, I... I've recently just come back
from overseas, so...Copy !req
316. - Ah! Whereabouts?
- Oh, well, um... yeah, I...Copy !req
317. I've spent a lot of time
in Thailand and Malaysia.Copy !req
318. That's so cool. Uh, it's kind of my dream
to go to New Zealand, if I'm honest.Copy !req
319. I wanna see where they shot
Lord of the Rings. It's just...Copy !req
320. I know it's dumb, but...Copy !req
321. "We wants it."Copy !req
322. "And we needs it."Copy !req
323. "We must have the precious."Copy !req
324. - It's such a... Ah, it's...Copy !req
325. Um. Ahem. Uh, anyway, where was I?
Sorry. Uh, do...Copy !req
326. - What sort of, um... assets do you own?
- Uh...Copy !req
327. None. In terms of material wealth.Copy !req
328. Oh.Copy !req
329. Okay, listen. I... Unfortunately,
I think it's pretty unlikelyCopy !req
330. we're gonna be able to offer you
any kind of loan today, Joanna.Copy !req
331. - Can I just get a credit card?
- Absolutely not.Copy !req
332. - Right.
- No. But, um...Copy !req
333. What I did wonder was
whether or not it would be okay to...Copy !req
334. ask for your number?Copy !req
335. Jo? I thought you were staying at home.Copy !req
336. Uh, yeah, the, uh...
the bank, uh... they blocked my card.Copy !req
337. Fell for one of those
bloody text scam things.Copy !req
338. Right.Copy !req
339. Are you gonna take me home?Copy !req
340. Nice belt.Copy !req
341. - I found it on your bedroom floor, so...
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
342. Vivienne, your friend is here.Copy !req
343. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
344. Oh, uh, this is my mate. Dave.Copy !req
345. Dave.Copy !req
346. Do you take
any prescription medication?Copy !req
347. Cipralex. For anxiety.Copy !req
348. Are you a smoker?Copy !req
349. I had one. Once.Copy !req
350. I lost my voice.Copy !req
351. Do you have any health issues
in your family?Copy !req
352. Blood pressure problems,
heart disease, cancer?Copy !req
353. No. My mums are pretty healthy.Copy !req
354. I don't know my dad. He was a sperm donor.Copy !req
355. Okay, you're all done.Copy !req
356. - Was everything all right down there?
- Let's do some blood tests.Copy !req
357. And I'm going to refer you
for an ultrasound.Copy !req
358. Just to be on the safe side.Copy !req
359. - Hmm.Copy !req
360. Why did you ask about my parents?Copy !req
361. Well, some illnesses can be hereditary.Copy !req
362. You know, I thought I was gay
for about a week when I was 15.Copy !req
363. I saw this film with Clint Eastwood.Copy !req
364. I couldn't stop thinking about him
carrying a gun.Copy !req
365. Then I realized I just wanted to be
Clint Eastwood, not have sex with him.Copy !req
366. Dad, this course you're doing
is making you really weird.Copy !req
367. I saw your friend...Copy !req
368. Eric at school.Copy !req
369. He said you weren't friends anymore.Copy !req
370. And I thought
maybe you'd want to talk about it.Copy !req
371. I'm okay.Copy !req
372. I mean, it was hard.Copy !req
373. But it doesn't...Copy !req
374. hurt as much as it did.Copy !req
375. Also, I'm not gay.Copy !req
376. I'm bisexual.Copy !req
377. They say Alexander the Great
may have been bisexual.Copy !req
378. What is it?Copy !req
379. It's a teacher from school
asking me out for dinner.Copy !req
380. - A date?
- No. No, just dinner, I think.Copy !req
381. She sent you a winky face.
She's asking you on a date.Copy !req
382. You should go.Copy !req
383. Is your mother seeing anyone?Copy !req
384. Um...Copy !req
385. She's taking self-defense classes,Copy !req
386. and I think she might be...
dating her instructor.Copy !req
387. Is it serious?Copy !req
388. I think she's seeing a few people.Copy !req
389. This is, uh... really good.Copy !req
390. I wanna wear this,
but I do want somethin' sparkly.Copy !req
391. - Mmm!
- Oh, look who it is! Hey!Copy !req
392. - No idea what to wear.
- You'll find something.Copy !req
393. What about this?
I reckon it's more you than me anyway.Copy !req
394. - Ooh, look at that.
- Ooh!Copy !req
395. This could be a vibe.Copy !req
396. - Do you want me to help?
- Yeah. Thank you.Copy !req
397. - Got it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
398. - Stunning.
- Yes!Copy !req
399. That was made for you!Copy !req
400. - Yes!
- I need a pic of this.Copy !req
401. - And pose.
- Oh!Copy !req
402. - Mmm!
- And pose.Copy !req
403. - Oh, you look amazing.Copy !req
404. - No, I love it!
- Oh!Copy !req
405. Your friend has put up a campaign video.Copy !req
406. - Oh, okay!
- He's so cute.Copy !req
407. Oh!Copy !req
408. How long have you guys been friends?Copy !req
409. We've been best friends
since primary school.Copy !req
410. You seem really different.Copy !req
411. Yeah.Copy !req
412. Yeah. No, we are. Uh...Copy !req
413. He's always been my person, though.
But I guess...Copy !req
414. I don't know. I guess, um...Copy !req
415. Sometimes, I feel
like he doesn't entirely get me.Copy !req
416. I think that's why
I don't have many straight friends.Copy !req
417. Me either. So much emotional labor!Copy !req
418. Aah!Copy !req
419. I also think sometimes
straight people can just be a bit basic.Copy !req
420. Okay, Roman. Let's not be mean.
Otis is Eric's friend.Copy !req
421. I was only agreeing with Eric.Copy !req
422. Sometimes it's just hard to,
you know, bridge the gap.Copy !req
423. Okay, it's getting a bit heavy.Copy !req
424. Do you know what we need?
We need some of this.Copy !req
425. - Hey, what are you up to?
- Just homework.Copy !req
426. - Do you want a snack?
- I'm good. Thanks.Copy !req
427. I was gonna do a face mask
and watch a film later. You fancy it?Copy !req
428. No, thanks. I'm good.Copy !req
429. Okay.Copy !req
430. I can't see anything.Copy !req
431. The lens cap's still on.Copy !req
432. Oh.Copy !req
433. If you move that front dial to the left,
then it will focus.Copy !req
434. The numbers behind that are the aperture.Copy !req
435. The lower the number,
the more light you let in.Copy !req
436. And there's a self-timer
you can use as well.Copy !req
437. Oh, right. Okay. Um...Copy !req
438. - Are these for your portfolio?
- Yeah.Copy !req
439. Can I?Copy !req
440. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
441. We moved around a lot
when we were younger.Copy !req
442. - Have you always lived with your brother?
- Yeah.Copy !req
443. - I wanna move out on my own soon, though.
- Oh.Copy !req
444. Maybe get a teaching degree
and earn a bit of money that way.Copy !req
445. But I just don't know
how to talk to him about it yet.Copy !req
446. I thought you did art
just 'cause you liked painting.Copy !req
447. - This looks very personal.
- Ah...Copy !req
448. Yeah, I... I suppose...Copy !req
449. I've had a lot of anger
growing up in care.Copy !req
450. And painting helped me feel less, um...Copy !req
451. sad.Copy !req
452. Yeah.Copy !req
453. When I got sad as a kid,Copy !req
454. I'd bury all my mum's jewelry
in the garden so she couldn't find it.Copy !req
455. - It's probably still there, actually.
- You're a maverick.Copy !req
456. What does that mean?Copy !req
457. It means that you don't think
like other people.Copy !req
458. I thought that was being stupid.Copy !req
459. No, no, no.
It means that you're your own person.Copy !req
460. - I'm home.Copy !req
461. Oh.Copy !req
462. Do you have any cakes left?Copy !req
463. Yeah, loads. Have 'em all.
Um... I've gotta go.Copy !req
464. So... right now.Copy !req
465. Have a nice evening!Copy !req
466. - Don't forget the camera.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
467. - Bye!
- Bye.Copy !req
468. Bit of a strange fish, that one.Copy !req
469. I've had problems wanking and fingering.
I've had my heart broken...Copy !req
470. If I was 17 and still an idiot,
I'd vote for you.Copy !req
471. - Ah, thanks.
- ... I feel misunderstood a lot of the time.Copy !req
472. - Ooh. It's already got 40 views.
- So... I am a mess.Copy !req
473. - Forty views is shit, Otis.
- All teenagers are.Copy !req
474. - Yeah, well...
- That's why it's so important we can talk.Copy !req
475. Thanks for all the help today.
You guys were great.Copy !req
476. It's fine.Copy !req
477. Righty-ho. I'm gonna get the nachos ready.Copy !req
478. We're watching
Third Wives of Miami tonight.Copy !req
479. I thought you were seeing
Anwar and Olivia tonight?Copy !req
480. Oh, our plans changed.
Didn't you have somewhere to be tonight?Copy !req
481. Yeah, I need to find out where I'm going.Copy !req
482. - I love you guys so much.
- Cheers.Copy !req
483. Oh my goodness.
Two seconds. Sorry, sorry, sorry.Copy !req
484. - Oh my God. I love this so much.
- Hello?Copy !req
485. Hey. Uh, I am leaving now.Copy !req
486. Shall I come to yours
or meet you at Roman's?Copy !req
487. Okay.Copy !req
488. Yeah, yeah, can do.Copy !req
489. - Are you sure you still want me to come?
- Yes.Copy !req
490. Um... unless you don't want to.Copy !req
491. These guys are going to the club now,
so I wouldn't...Copy !req
492. I wouldn't be on my own.Copy !req
493. You guys go. Yeah, you have fun.Copy !req
494. Fuck.Copy !req
495. Did you get uninvited?Copy !req
496. No, I decided not to go.Copy !req
497. You so got uninvited.Copy !req
498. Eric's friends with the popular kids now,
and he doesn't want you tagging along.Copy !req
499. That's harsh.Copy !req
500. Even for you.Copy !req
501. Oh my God.
No, you're actually upset. Okay.Copy !req
502. Do you wanna stay
for nachos with me and my dad?Copy !req
503. Uh...Copy !req
504. I don't know, Ruby. I'm with Maeve now.
Kind of. It's a bit weird.Copy !req
505. - What are you trying to say?
- Nothing.Copy !req
506. Just that you're suddenly being
very nice to me.Copy !req
507. - And you're helping me with this campaign.
- Don't flatter yourself.Copy !req
508. If you must know,
I went to primary school with O.Copy !req
509. Except she was called Sarah Owen
back then.Copy !req
510. Never have I ever
kissed Henry Gold with tongues.Copy !req
511. New girl. Your go.Copy !req
512. Can you not speak or something?Copy !req
513. Never have I everCopy !req
514. wet the bed on school camp.Copy !req
515. Oh my God. No.Copy !req
516. Ruby, you need to drink.Copy !req
517. She put the stinky piss sheets
under her mattress.Copy !req
518. - Oh my God!
- I always knew she was a bed wetter!Copy !req
519. - That's why she stinks.
- Pisser!Copy !req
520. - Please stop!
- Bed wetter!Copy !req
521. - Bed wetter!
- Bed wetter!Copy !req
522. Bed wetter! Bed wetter!
Bed wetter! Bed wetter!Copy !req
523. They put the video online,
so everyone found out.Copy !req
524. Ruby, that's awful.Copy !req
525. - I'm sorry.
- Bed wetter! Bed wetter!Copy !req
526. You know, there's nothing
to be ashamed of.Copy !req
527. And being bullied can easily contribute
to nocturnal enuresis.Copy !req
528. - Ugh, I don't need you to go...
- It's a really...Copy !req
529. into therapist mode right now, Otis.Copy !req
530. I saw a specialist. Got it under control.Copy !req
531. Obviously.Copy !req
532. Well, I'm glad you spoke with someone.Copy !req
533. I mean, primary school was... hell, anyway.Copy !req
534. I was the weird girl with the weird
parents whose mum made her clothes,Copy !req
535. I didn't think it could get worse.
And then this happened.Copy !req
536. I ate lunch every day
in the toilets by myself till I left.Copy !req
537. Because nobody wants
to sit with the bed wetter.Copy !req
538. Ruby. That's not fair.Copy !req
539. No, don't. Please don't look at me
like that with the pity eyes.Copy !req
540. - I will throw up.
- Okay.Copy !req
541. - Looking at you with normal eyes.Copy !req
542. So this is about revenge.Copy !req
543. I just think it's rich
that she's walking around,Copy !req
544. preaching kindness,
and pretending she doesn't know who I am.Copy !req
545. Rubes, I feel a bit dizzy. Uh...
I think I'm gonna have to lie down.Copy !req
546. - Okay, Dad. Do you want some help?
- No. I'm okay.Copy !req
547. Uh, nachos are in the oven.Copy !req
548. Look, it's fine if you can't stay.
I get it's awkward with Maeve.Copy !req
549. No, I want to.Copy !req
550. - Yeah, I know. It's crazy.Copy !req
551. My mom and dad are so happy.Copy !req
552. Writing's what I've always wanted to do
ever since I was a kid,Copy !req
553. and used to put on plays and stuff.Copy !req
554. - Yeah.Copy !req
555. This is huge.Copy !req
556. He knows everyone. It will definitely
help me get into Wallace.Copy !req
557. I had a pretty good chance,
but now I probably will, you know?Copy !req
558. I'm so lucky. I am so lucky.Copy !req
559. - We just have the same style in writing...Copy !req
560. Chain rule. Course.Copy !req
561. - I can't do it in my head...
- No shame in substitution.Copy !req
562. Did you see that proof of the chain rule
with cobwebbing?Copy !req
563. Yes! Yes, it was so interestin'.Copy !req
564. - Ye—Copy !req
565. Right. Um, I better make tracks.
Thanks for the grub, Viv.Copy !req
566. Uh...Copy !req
567. - See you later, yeah?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
568. - Bye, Dave.
- See ya.Copy !req
569. And then t-here were two.Copy !req
570. So I was thinking
we could get a head start on trigonometry?Copy !req
571. - Particularly cofunctioning identities.
- You're so smart.Copy !req
572. Sorry, I know that was cringe,
but I... thought I'd say it.Copy !req
573. You're really beautiful.
You love maths, and I love maths.Copy !req
574. You're like my dream girl, basically.Copy !req
575. Sorry, Um... I know that's a lot,Copy !req
576. but I was talking to my dad about you,
and he said I should say how I feel.Copy !req
577. - You spoke to your dad about me?
- I tell him everything.Copy !req
578. We're close,
but he's not been well recently, um...Copy !req
579. He had a stroke,
so he can't speak very well.Copy !req
580. Can I... can I kiss you?Copy !req
581. Um...Copy !req
582. Yeah.Copy !req
583. - Oh my God! Oh, it's gorgeous!
- Yes, bitch!Copy !req
584. This is amazing! I'll catch you up.
I'll catch you in a bit.Copy !req
585. This actually looks so insane.Copy !req
586. You are gonna love it. Hi!Copy !req
587. - No!
- I'm obsessed.Copy !req
588. I am obsessed!Copy !req
589. Are you comin' in?Copy !req
590. Yeah. I was going to,
but I didn't think I would know anyone.Copy !req
591. You know me.Copy !req
592. And I will look after you. Yeah?Copy !req
593. - Do you want some?
- Thanks.Copy !req
594. Um, I'm not sure.Copy !req
595. I'm kind of supposed
to go to church tomorrow.Copy !req
596. It's totally cool if you don't want to.Copy !req
597. - I don't do it.
- It's just I've never done it before.Copy !req
598. Well, I'm not doing any tonight.
I'm here to keep you safe if you want to.Copy !req
599. You do you.Copy !req
600. Oh...Copy !req
601. - I want to!
- All right!Copy !req
602. I want to, I want to,
I want to, I want to!Copy !req
603. Oh my gosh. Okay.Copy !req
604. - When will I feel something?
- In about half an hour. It depends.Copy !req
605. - Okay.
- Come on. Can we go dance now?Copy !req
606. Yes!Copy !req
607. Magdalena is so much happier
now that she's left her husband.Copy !req
608. Mmm. I agree.Copy !req
609. - She's glowing.
- Mmm.Copy !req
610. so intense,
just putting out fires all day...Copy !req
611. Did you know that Dad thought he was gay
for a week when he was 15?Copy !req
612. No, no! I didn't know that.Copy !req
613. But I think I did, too, though.Copy !req
614. There was this girl I sat behind in maths.Copy !req
615. She had a really beautiful neck.Copy !req
616. A teacher at school asked Dad on a date.Copy !req
617. - Oh!
- Oh.Copy !req
618. Is he gonna go?Copy !req
619. - Dunno.
- He came out of your vagina!Copy !req
620. - There's no way he likes Margerita more.
- He asks for Margerita...Copy !req
621. Well, I...Copy !req
622. - He said, "I want Margerita!"
- I'm glad he's moving on.Copy !req
623. He's busy training,
and I'm really busy with...Copy !req
624. So, Magdalena has just filed for divorce,Copy !req
625. and she's gotten highlights,
which have been very controversial.Copy !req
626. But I've had a few people
looking through the window.Copy !req
627. I think I'm gonna do a launch party.Copy !req
628. You know, if... if people found out
what O did to you,Copy !req
629. I don't think they'd vote for her.Copy !req
630. You cannot tell anyone.Copy !req
631. - I just thought you wanted to win.
- Not like this.Copy !req
632. I'm a different person now.Copy !req
633. Yeah, you are. What happened?Copy !req
634. Nothing happened.Copy !req
635. Just learned to protect myself
and stop letting my mum dress me.Copy !req
636. husband was born again,
and already being humiliated.Copy !req
637. Hey!Copy !req
638. Ahem.Copy !req
639. So, what's happened with you and Maeve?Copy !req
640. Nothing.Copy !req
641. She's just over there
doing all these new things,Copy !req
642. and meeting all these new people, and...Copy !req
643. I sometimes feel
like I'm getting left behind.Copy !req
644. Well, if it makes you feel any better,Copy !req
645. I wasn't going to hang out
with Anwar and Olivia this evening.Copy !req
646. They have made loads of new friends,Copy !req
647. and they don't have time to see me.Copy !req
648. I'm glad we're hanging out.Copy !req
649. Stop talking, Otis.
You're ruining the episode.Copy !req
650. - Come in.Copy !req
651. - Hi.
- Hi, Maeve.Copy !req
652. - Can I help you with something?Copy !req
653. Yeah, um... I was wondering if you've had
a chance to read my new chapter yet.Copy !req
654. Yeah, I have.Copy !req
655. Okay, great. Um, what did you think?Copy !req
656. I thought it was a little soapy.
I could see what you were doing.Copy !req
657. It was like a Victorian novel
set in a modern-day trailer park,Copy !req
658. but it was underdeveloped,
and the characters weren't fully realized.Copy !req
659. Oh, okay.Copy !req
660. I thought I'd taken on your feedback.Copy !req
661. - Trying to write from a more honest place.Copy !req
662. What did Ellen do differently?Copy !req
663. She... she just told us
she got the internship.Copy !req
664. I think she showed great potential.Copy !req
665. Why? Do you disagree with my choice?Copy !req
666. Do you somehow feel
like you are more deserving?Copy !req
667. No! No. I just...Copy !req
668. I'd like to know what I can do
to be better and get ahead.Copy !req
669. Well, after reading that,
and your Brontë piece,Copy !req
670. I'm not sure
you're cut out to be a writer.Copy !req
671. We have very high standards here.Copy !req
672. And like I said in our first class,Copy !req
673. writing is a very tough business,Copy !req
674. so I wouldn't want you
to... get your hopes up.Copy !req
675. Okay.Copy !req
676. Thanks for reading it.Copy !req
677. Okay.Copy !req
678. - Maeve?
- Yeah?Copy !req
679. They wanna see you at the front office.
Someone from the UK is on the phone.Copy !req
680. - I think they said it's your brother.
- Okay. Thanks.Copy !req
681. - You look amazing.
- Thanks!Copy !req
682. You go, you go! You go! Yes, bitch!Copy !req
683. - Are yer havin' a good time?
- Yes!Copy !req
684. Oh my God! Roman, I love you.Copy !req
685. I love you too!Copy !req
686. - So much!
- Aww!Copy !req
687. Why is that man starin' at us?Copy !req
688. Are we naked?Copy !req
689. I know him! He goes to my church!Copy !req
690. - He's coming over here.
- No. Oh no!Copy !req
691. No! He's gonna know that I'm high!Copy !req
692. And then he's gonna tell my pastor,
and God will know that I've done drugs.Copy !req
693. He's here.Copy !req
694. I'm not naked!Copy !req
695. I can see that.Copy !req
696. Okay.Copy !req
697. I'm leavin'.Copy !req
698. Want some?Copy !req
699. Yeah.Copy !req
700. Uh-huh...Copy !req
701. Jesus is...Copy !req
702. Oh!Copy !req
703. I like your necklace.Copy !req
704. Thanks, I'm an Aries.Copy !req
705. Let me see. You're also an Aries?Copy !req
706. How did you guess?Copy !req
707. Oh, it's my thing.Copy !req
708. Are Aries supposed to be
compatible together?Copy !req
709. Hmm. Big fights,
but very good make-up sex.Copy !req
710. Whoa!Copy !req
711. I don't know much about star signs.
My mum reads them, but I—Copy !req
712. I'm sorry. I have to see your lips.Copy !req
713. It's so dark in here.Copy !req
714. I thought you wanted to kiss me.Copy !req
715. - Hey, babe. Ooh! Okay, you look good.
- Ooh!Copy !req
716. Wanna come bar with me?Copy !req
717. Oh, have you met my partner PK?Copy !req
718. Hi.Copy !req
719. I'm feeling hot. I need some air.Copy !req
720. Bye.Copy !req
721. You're gonna feel rough
at church tomorrow.Copy !req
722. Ah, I don't think I'm gonna go.Copy !req
723. How come?Copy !req
724. Well...Copy !req
725. Pastor Samuel...Copy !req
726. Mmm?Copy !req
727. He basically said
that I need to stay in the closet.Copy !req
728. - Ah.
- Ah.Copy !req
729. - Yeah.
- Mmm.Copy !req
730. That doesn't surprise me.Copy !req
731. Do you ever just wanna say fuck this?Copy !req
732. And not go anymore?Copy !req
733. Sometimes.Copy !req
734. But it's my community.Copy !req
735. My family.Copy !req
736. It's...Copy !req
737. my heart.Copy !req
738. I can't cut it out.Copy !req
739. Can you hurry up?
Some people actually need to take a shit!Copy !req
740. - All right?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
741. I've noticed that you've had top surgery.Copy !req
742. Oh, sorry. I'm just a bit high right now.Copy !req
743. It's just I don't know
that many other trans people,Copy !req
744. and I wanna get mine done,
and I don't know what to expect, so...Copy !req
745. It looks great on you, by the way.Copy !req
746. - Thanks.
- Mmm.Copy !req
747. I had it done last year.Copy !req
748. Honestly, it was
the best decision I've ever made.Copy !req
749. I finally just feel like myself.Copy !req
750. I've been on the waiting list
for my GIC appointmentCopy !req
751. for three years, almost.Copy !req
752. And, I dunno,
I'm hoping it's not much longer.Copy !req
753. I saw a private consultant
to get my T because I couldn't wait.Copy !req
754. Things are really bad right now.Copy !req
755. People wait up to five years
for their first appointment,Copy !req
756. and then it can be another few years
on top of that to get your surgery.Copy !req
757. I was lucky. I went private.Copy !req
758. Baby, you have to come in.
They're playing our song.Copy !req
759. - Mmm...
- Sorry, I don't know how I fell asleep.Copy !req
760. - Yeah. No, I don't know how that happened.
- Yeah.Copy !req
761. Yeah, I'm sorry.Copy !req
762. Sorry.Copy !req
763. Look, Otis, don't worry about it.
We just fell asleep.Copy !req
764. Yeah.Copy !req
765. My phone's out of battery,
and my mum's gonna be worried, so I...Copy !req
766. Charge it here,
and then I could give you a lift home?Copy !req
767. Uh... I'd really better go.Copy !req
768. Look, let's meet up tomorrow morning
and work out next steps.Copy !req
769. And I think you should talk to Maeve.Copy !req
770. Just let her know
that you're feeling left behind.Copy !req
771. I will.Copy !req
772. Thanks for everything.Copy !req
773. - We are going to church now.
- Mmm!Copy !req
774. - I'd like it if you came with us.
- Um...Copy !req
775. - I don't think I'm gonna go today, Mum.
- But there's a lunch after the service.Copy !req
776. Auntie Oni has made puff-puff.Copy !req
777. Why do we have to go to church?Copy !req
778. Yeah, no. I do... I do love
Auntie Oni's puff-puff.Copy !req
779. I'm just... I'm just so tired today, Mum.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
780. Hmm.Copy !req
781. Ow.Copy !req
782. Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, shhh.Copy !req
783. Mum, I'm home.Copy !req
784. Hello, darling. Did you have fun?Copy !req
785. I didn't go.Copy !req
786. I need to charge my phone.Copy !req
787. Oh fuck!Copy !req
788. Stupid, long piece
of fucking piece of fabric. Shit!Copy !req
789. - Hello.
- Hey. Sorry, my phone was out of battery.Copy !req
790. Um, Maeve, I'm really sorry we fought.Copy !req
791. And I said some stupid things.Copy !req
792. And I should have been more supportive.
You were right. I... I was being—Copy !req
793. Otis, it doesn't matter.
I'm going to the airport.Copy !req
794. My mum's in hospital.
She's had an overdose. It's serious.Copy !req