1. - Mmm!Copy !req
2. Hi, I forgot the sock. Sorry.Copy !req
3. Oh.Copy !req
4. - Oh God! Oh yeah! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
5. Oh!Copy !req
6. - Oh! Oh...Copy !req
7. Morning.Copy !req
8. - Morning, darling.
- Hello, Joy.Copy !req
9. You are making a noise this morning.Copy !req
10. Hello, hello. What's up?Copy !req
11. - Bwaaaaah!Copy !req
12. Yes, you are.Copy !req
13. Waaaah!Copy !req
14. Come on. Oh, what's the matter?Copy !req
15. Hey, Mum.Copy !req
16. - You all right?
- I forgot why I opened the fridge.Copy !req
17. You're... dressed.
You going somewhere today?Copy !req
18. I didn't tell you?
I've got a job interview.Copy !req
19. It's to host a new radio show about sex.Copy !req
20. Well, do you think it's a good idea?Copy !req
21. - To be going back to work?
- Oh...Copy !req
22. Oh, it's just cabbage leaves.
It's all right.Copy !req
23. I, uh...Copy !req
24. I've got a blocked duct.Copy !req
25. - They help.
- Okay, well...Copy !req
26. I just think it might be a bit soon.Copy !req
27. I had a baby, darling. Not a lobotomy.Copy !req
28. - My agent thinks it's a good opportunity.Copy !req
29. Coffee.Copy !req
30. Right.Copy !req
31. Oh, bollocks.Copy !req
32. Do you mind popping to the shop with Joy
while I'm gone and picking some up?Copy !req
33. Maybe some... wet wipes,
and... I'll send you a list.Copy !req
34. Well, actually, Mum, it's my first day
at the new school, remember?Copy !req
35. - What, today?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
36. - I totally forgot.
- Yeah, I should get going.Copy !req
37. - But if you need me to stay...Copy !req
38. No, we'll be fine. Don't be silly.Copy !req
39. We'll be fine! I'm fine!Copy !req
40. We'll be fine.Copy !req
41. - Bye.
- Bye. Don't worry.Copy !req
42. Fuck!Copy !req
43. - Morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
44. Wow, that's a new one.Copy !req
45. - You look amazing.
- Thank you... look tired.Copy !req
46. What were you up all night doin'?Copy !req
47. Hey. Heeeey!Copy !req
48. - Uh-huh!
- Uh-huh!Copy !req
49. - Uh-huh!
- Uh-heeeey!Copy !req
50. Very profesh.Copy !req
51. - So it's my new free...
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
52. totally transparent sex therapy clinic.Copy !req
53. - Ah!
- You were right.Copy !req
54. I don't wanna give up helping people.Copy !req
55. And I know it sounds silly,
but I think therapy is my calling.Copy !req
56. Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
57. - Oh, I'm so proud of you.
- Thanks, man.Copy !req
58. Aww! Come on.Copy !req
59. - I am shitting myself.
- Why?Copy !req
60. Well, what if people think
that we're losers again?Copy !req
61. We're not.Copy !req
62. We're literally different people now.
We're confident. We know who we are.Copy !req
63. - Mmm.
- We're the cool guys.Copy !req
64. Mmm.Copy !req
65. Oh.Copy !req
66. This is my voice
six months on testosterone.Copy !req
67. List of pros. My eyebrows are bushier.Copy !req
68. I have some facial hair coming in,
which feels amazing.Copy !req
69. Shoulders getting broader.Copy !req
70. Cons. Still sweating a lot
and have some dry skin patches.Copy !req
71. My sex drive is out of control.Copy !req
72. Three point five.Copy !req
73. Had better.Copy !req
74. Ooh!Copy !req
75. - Aah!Copy !req
76. We might...Copy !req
77. need to start gettin'...Copy !req
78. - the bus.Copy !req
79. So I was texting Maeve.Copy !req
80. - She sent me a nude.
- What?Copy !req
81. - Oatcake! Oh my God! That's huge!Copy !req
82. - I haven't responded yet.
- Are you mad?Copy !req
83. - Stop yelling!
- No! You have to send one back.Copy !req
84. - There's sexting etiquette!
- Yeah—Copy !req
85. - You can't leave her hanging.
- Okay! I know! I know! I've...Copy !req
86. I took a load of pictures.Copy !req
87. And I just didn't send any. I hated them.Copy !req
88. - I don't like nudes. I... I feel anxious...
- Oh my God. I don't get it.Copy !req
89. I send dick pics all the time.
No big deal.Copy !req
90. Who are you sending them to?Copy !req
91. Oh, I've been on a couple of dating apps!Copy !req
92. But all the hot, interesting people
live so far away.Copy !req
93. But there's this gay night
at the Labour Club.Copy !req
94. - You wanna come? Be my wingman?
- Sure.Copy !req
95. - Yay!
- Yeah, I will come.Copy !req
96. But what should I wear?Copy !req
97. Um, preferably something
without baby sick.Copy !req
98. Do I have b— Ugh!
Why didn't you say anything?Copy !req
99. - Because it's very funny.
- No, it's not!Copy !req
100. - It's dripping down my back!Copy !req
101. - Wow!
- Wow!Copy !req
102. Oh my God!Copy !req
103. - Hmm!
- Aha!Copy !req
104. - Hah!
- A-hey!Copy !req
105. Heh!Copy !req
106. - It's like Amsterdam.
- But in space.Copy !req
107. And everyone seems happy.Copy !req
108. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
109. And queer.Copy !req
110. No stopping in the bike lane.Copy !req
111. Super queer.Copy !req
112. - "No stopping in the bike lane."
- "Wah wah wah!"Copy !req
113. Come on!Copy !req
114. - Oh my God, Aimee!
- Hey!Copy !req
115. Hiya, crumpets.Copy !req
116. - I haven't seen you in...
- Oh my gosh!Copy !req
117. This is a no-car zone.Copy !req
118. - Where am I supposed to park, then?
- There's a car park across the road.Copy !req
119. - Um...Copy !req
120. - Uh, she was rude.
- Yes!Copy !req
121. Are you okay?Copy !req
122. - Yes. Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
123. - I mean, thank you for saving my life!Copy !req
124. - I'll see you around.
- Bye.Copy !req
125. Well. Ruby's back.Copy !req
126. Aah.Copy !req
127. I wonder where Anwar and Olivia are.
They usually move as a pack.Copy !req
128. I think they went
to Taylor's Secondary in Northbury.Copy !req
129. Oh.Copy !req
130. - Don't you usually have a car?
- Yeah, I do.Copy !req
131. I let a family of squirrels live in it,
and now it's having loads of repairs.Copy !req
132. Shall we?Copy !req
133. The time has come.Copy !req
134. - Come on, Eric.
- I know.Copy !req
135. - Gonna be late.
- I'm coming.Copy !req
136. - Whoo!
- Well, this is different.Copy !req
137. Oh my God! Is that a slide?Copy !req
138. Wow!Copy !req
139. This is kind of cool.Copy !req
140. - Apparently, it's all student-led.
- Yes!Copy !req
141. Look at that!Copy !req
142. - Right. I could say that...
- Yeah.Copy !req
143. Have you played before?Copy !req
144. My God. And all the gays, everywhere.Copy !req
145. Starting a new school in the middle
of the year is statistically very bad.Copy !req
146. That's why me and Eugene
called things off.Copy !req
147. We need to focus
and stay serious about the future.Copy !req
148. Can I have all the Moordale students
over here, please?Copy !req
149. - Okay. Hello, everyone.
- Car park's miles away.Copy !req
150. - Can't do that every day. Not in heels.
- Sh, sh. Don't interrupt the Coven.Copy !req
151. Hello. Welcome to Cavendish College.
My name is Abbi.Copy !req
152. This is Aisha and my boyfriend, Roman.Copy !req
153. And we're your sixth form reps.Copy !req
154. We have got some tablets
to hand out to you all.Copy !req
155. Ooh, that's a bit fancy.Copy !req
156. You will find your schedule, uh,
on our social media platform, Dolly.Copy !req
157. It doesn't look like I'm in the top sets.
How do you rank your students?Copy !req
158. We don't.Copy !req
159. We believe if one person does well,
then we all do well.Copy !req
160. - Aww!
- We have mock exams.Copy !req
161. That makes zero sense.Copy !req
162. - Why don't we talk about it later?
- But it doesn't make sense.Copy !req
163. Anyway, grab your Cavendish tote bags
and your reusable water bottles.Copy !req
164. Then I'll take you on a little tour.
Follow me!Copy !req
165. There's daily meditation, silent discos,Copy !req
166. sound baths, and yoga on offerCopy !req
167. 'cause we believe
your mental health matters.Copy !req
168. Oh, and Cavendish
is a gossip-free zone.Copy !req
169. Talking behind each other's backs
is not a healthy learning environment.Copy !req
170. We encourage studentsCopy !req
171. to help with cleaning, gardening,
and community fundraising.Copy !req
172. Our motto is, "Why be mean
when you could be green?"Copy !req
173. - Christ.Copy !req
174. Our facilities
are obviously gender-neutral.Copy !req
175. We just want everyone
to feel comfortable in themselves.Copy !req
176. Awake, and see that people are sleeping.Copy !req
177. It's time to bang your drumCopy !req
178. and make them open their eyes.Copy !req
179. Speakers' Corner is here for students
to express themselves freely at any time.Copy !req
180. Your voice matters to Cavendish,
and we wanna hear from you.Copy !req
181. Does anyone have any questions?Copy !req
182. Hi. Yeah. Um, I want to set up a service
on campus. Who should I speak with?Copy !req
183. No one. I suggest booking a room
and making it happen.Copy !req
184. - I'm Otis.
- And I'm Eric.Copy !req
185. I'm doing
a free sex therapy service on campus.Copy !req
186. - Free sex therapy today.
- Lunchtime. Please pop down.Copy !req
187. - Free sex therapy.
- One for you...Copy !req
188. - Complete confidentiality. No?
- Just keep it. Just keep it.Copy !req
189. Erectile dysfunction? No?Copy !req
190. - This guy is the walking Kama Sutra.
- Hello.Copy !req
191. If you have discharge, vaginismus...Copy !req
192. Oh, look. It's my favorite person.
And the sparkly Pied Piper.Copy !req
193. - Aww!
- What are you doing here, Isaac?Copy !req
194. I started last term.
Finishing my A-levels.Copy !req
195. You should check out Otis's clinic.Copy !req
196. It's completely free. On the first floor.Copy !req
197. With all due respect,
I won't be talking to you about my penis.Copy !req
198. - Fine.
- The school's paperless, by the way.Copy !req
199. Sh...Copy !req
200. - No! No, no, no!
- Yes! Yes!Copy !req
201. That's my whole promotional plan!Copy !req
202. Otis, we cannot be seen as tree killers.Copy !req
203. Please remember to recycle.Copy !req
204. - Oh my God. I'm so sorry. I'm so—
- No worries. No worries.Copy !req
205. Do you need help settin' up
at your clinic today?Copy !req
206. No, I should be fine.Copy !req
207. They prefer it sort of one-on-one.Copy !req
208. - Keeps it anonymous.
- Mmm.Copy !req
209. - You gonna be okay on your own?
- Yeah! Yeah, course.Copy !req
210. - I'll see you later. Mmm!
- Cool.Copy !req
211. Oh, remember to reply to Maeve.
It'll be awkward if you don't.Copy !req
212. - I know.
- Just send her your dick.Copy !req
213. - Shut up.
- Just send it. Root to tip.Copy !req
214. - Get in the toilet.
- Shut up.Copy !req
215. - Have a little rub. Okay?
- Eric!Copy !req
216. Oh God! Sorry.Copy !req
217. Oh, for fuck's sake!Copy !req
218. - That didn't sound good. Are we stuck?
- Yep.Copy !req
219. They've got enough money
for a meditation room,Copy !req
220. but not for a lift that works.Copy !req
221. - I've complained so many times.Copy !req
222. You don't remember me, do you?Copy !req
223. Isaac.Copy !req
224. Maeve's sort of ex.Copy !req
225. Isaac!Copy !req
226. Oh!Copy !req
227. Sorry. I'm good with names, not faces.Copy !req
228. - What class are you off to?
- Art.Copy !req
229. - Same.
- I switched from history.Copy !req
230. I've never done art,
but I'm reading this bookCopy !req
231. that says art can help process trauma,
and I'm on a healing journey, so...Copy !req
232. Oh, is that why you do art?Copy !req
233. To process trauma?
'Cause you're disabled.Copy !req
234. Yes, I'm looking to find catharsisCopy !req
235. from the daily emotional torture
of being in a wheelchairCopy !req
236. through the magical outlet of painting.Copy !req
237. Really?Copy !req
238. So, it helps?Copy !req
239. I don't need anything to help,Copy !req
240. because I'm actually
very happy with my life.Copy !req
241. I do art because I like painting.Copy !req
242. But thank you very much
for your ableist projection.Copy !req
243. - Did I just say the wrong thing?Copy !req
244. Kind of wish I'd taken the stairs.Copy !req
245. Me too.Copy !req
246. - Yeah.
- Colorful.Copy !req
247. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
248. Headmaster Groff!Copy !req
249. Sor... Um...Copy !req
250. You just...Copy !req
251. uh... scared me.Copy !req
252. "Mr. Groff" is fine.Copy !req
253. I'm substitute teaching now.
It's my first day.Copy !req
254. Oh.Copy !req
255. Did Adam start today as well?Copy !req
256. I don't know.Copy !req
257. Um, we're...
we're not really friends anymore.Copy !req
258. Right.Copy !req
259. Very good.Copy !req
260. I'm still debating...Copy !req
261. - Oh yeah.
- I really want...Copy !req
262. - Uh, do you want...
- Uh... just...Copy !req
263. - Take a...
- Seat.Copy !req
264. - Mm-hmm.
- Uh, yeah.Copy !req
265. All right, maybe, maybe.Copy !req
266. Hi.Copy !req
267. Hey.Copy !req
268. Let's take the register...Copy !req
269. We sign in with Dolly, sir.Copy !req
270. Is that the school receptionist?Copy !req
271. No, it's this...Copy !req
272. Um... Mmm. Uh...Copy !req
273. I assume you're all familiar with algebra.Copy !req
274. - And algebraic equations—
- Sir.Copy !req
275. - Huh?
- It's a projector screen.Copy !req
276. Ohh...Copy !req
277. Ahem.Copy !req
278. So, um, you will need to be able to expandCopy !req
279. productions of algebraic expressionsCopy !req
280. and factorize quadratic expressions.Copy !req
281. Excuse me, sir. My tablet isn't working.Copy !req
282. Can we just wait a second?
I really don't wanna get behind.Copy !req
283. Um, I'll take notes for you.Copy !req
284. Thanks.Copy !req
285. It's fine.Copy !req
286. So I thought it would be a good idea to do
a refresher on completing the square.Copy !req
287. Like, I am a huge fan.Copy !req
288. He's a visionary.Copy !req
289. I just can't believe
he wrote this when he was 25.Copy !req
290. He's a mad genius.Copy !req
291. I heard his last intern
got selected for the Growcott Prize.Copy !req
292. - What intern?
- Oh, Maeve. You're so naive sometimes.Copy !req
293. Every year he chooses someone
to be his intern.Copy !req
294. He mentors them,
and they almost always get published.Copy !req
295. - We all know Tyrone's gonna get it.Copy !req
296. Hey, what about me?Copy !req
297. So...Copy !req
298. How many of you wanna be writers?Copy !req
299. How many of you are thinking about
writing your novel already?Copy !req
300. Okay. So here are some home truths.Copy !req
301. Only a handful of you
will be talented enough to write well,Copy !req
302. and even fewer of you will write anything
that will earn you any money.Copy !req
303. - Sorry, sir.Copy !req
304. In future, if you are late to this class,
you will not be let in.Copy !req
305. I think they had you read my book,
Blood on a Rainbow Maze.Copy !req
306. Any thoughts?Copy !req
307. I think it's your masterpiece.Copy !req
308. It's so vibrant, an incendiary allegory
for unregulated capitalism.Copy !req
309. Do you disagree?Copy !req
310. No. No, I liked it.Copy !req
311. I, uh... I preferred your first novel,
Night Tales.Copy !req
312. I thought the relationship
between the mother and the son wasCopy !req
313. really complicated and quite moving.Copy !req
314. Hmm.Copy !req
315. Not many people have read that book.
And you're right.Copy !req
316. Rainbow Maze is a pile of shit compared.Copy !req
317. Although the critics seem to like it.Copy !req
318. But with Night Tales,Copy !req
319. it was actually
quite a painful experience to write,Copy !req
320. but I believe that writing
is supposed to cost us something.Copy !req
321. So as you begin to explore
your ideas for these novels in my class,Copy !req
322. I want to remind you
that this will not be easy.Copy !req
323. We'll be reading your first chapters
in the next class.Copy !req
324. Okay, let's move on.Copy !req
325. - What do we mean when we talk... Ahem.Copy !req
326. - Sorry.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
327. - Can I see that for a sec?Copy !req
328. - Yeah.
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
329. - Now, where was I?Copy !req
330. Great eyes.Copy !req
331. - Lovely detail.
- Thanks.Copy !req
332. I love the way
you're playing with form and light.Copy !req
333. That's very nice.Copy !req
334. Oh, that's interesting.Copy !req
335. What is it?Copy !req
336. It's boobs.Copy !req
337. So it is.Copy !req
338. Remember, you don't have
to be so... literal.Copy !req
339. Oh.Copy !req
340. - That's good.
- Thanks, miss.Copy !req
341. Very sensual.Copy !req
342. Right there.Copy !req
343. Lovely texture.Copy !req
344. Ooh, I like that.Copy !req
345. Keep going. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
346. May I be excused?Copy !req
347. What's wrong with you? Oh fuck.Copy !req
348. - Hello.
- Hello, Maureen. Hi.Copy !req
349. Uh, I know it's a long shot,Copy !req
350. but you wouldn't be able
to take Joy for a couple of hours?Copy !req
351. - Would you?
- Oh, Jean, I'd love to,Copy !req
352. but I've got my self-defense class,Copy !req
353. and I'm getting a belt today, so...Copy !req
354. - Any other time, I'd be there in a flash.
- All right, well, um, thanks anyway.Copy !req
355. It was short notice.Copy !req
356. - Is everything all right?
- Yeah!Copy !req
357. Yeah. No, I'm fine. It's all good.Copy !req
358. Okay, thanks. I'd better run. Bye.Copy !req
359. Oh, okay. Bye.Copy !req
360. I picked up these
from the Jobcentre for you.Copy !req
361. Adam, I respect your decision
to not go back to school.Copy !req
362. It isn't for everyone.Copy !req
363. But you can't
sit around all day eating cerealCopy !req
364. and looking at pictures
of your ex-boyfriend.Copy !req
365. Hi, sir. I'm so sorry about my phone.
It won't happen again, promise.Copy !req
366. - Maeve Wiley, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
367. I heard your application was impressive.
Look forward to reading your chapter.Copy !req
368. - He knew about your application.
- He also threw my phone out.Copy !req
369. - Who was calling you, anyway?
- My mum.Copy !req
370. Oh, nice that she checks up on you.Copy !req
371. - Are you close?
- Not really, no.Copy !req
372. - She's a drug addict.
- Your mum is a drug addict?Copy !req
373. Yeah.Copy !req
374. Well, you're gonna have so much cool stuff
to write about for this class.Copy !req
375. I don't think you can say that.Copy !req
376. I don't think I agree with the whole
"writing should cost you something."Copy !req
377. Feel like stories can just be stories.Copy !req
378. I found it.Copy !req
379. Hypothetically speaking,
if you'd sent an intimate pictureCopy !req
380. to the person you're kind of dating,Copy !req
381. and they hadn't replied,
what would you do?Copy !req
382. Dump him.Copy !req
383. I can't.
He's not technically my boyfriend.Copy !req
384. Ghost him, then.Copy !req
385. But what if he's ghosting her?Copy !req
386. Okay.Copy !req
387. Please take a seat. Please, take a seat.Copy !req
388. How can I help? How can I help you today?Copy !req
389. The thing is,
our ratings are going down.Copy !req
390. Nothing dramatic. It's just everyone's
listening to "podcasts" these days.Copy !req
391. So we really need this show
to be a little on the spicier side,Copy !req
392. um, you know, to hook in new listeners.Copy !req
393. So, do you have any ideas?Copy !req
394. Well, yes.Copy !req
395. My sessions with my clients
can be really quite dramatic,Copy !req
396. so I was thinking that we could recreate
that one-on-one atmosphere,Copy !req
397. - but live on air.Copy !req
398. - Katie! What? Why? You okay?
- Oh.Copy !req
399. She— she asked me to watch her kid,
but now it won't stop crying.Copy !req
400. Sorry. I couldn't find childcare.Copy !req
401. - Oh, no worries.Copy !req
402. So, is it just gonna be
a basic call-in show?Copy !req
403. Uh, no, no, no.
Not... not basic at all, actually.Copy !req
404. Uh it could be really unfiltered, raw,Copy !req
405. and, well, potentially...Copy !req
406. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
407. - Do you wanna do this another time?
- No. No, this is perfect. Perfect timing.Copy !req
408. Actually, what I was trying to say is, uh...Copy !req
409. There you go.Copy !req
410. What I was trying to say is that, um...Copy !req
411. you know, listening
to real people's sexual problemsCopy !req
412. can be quite, you know, quite exciting.Copy !req
413. Wildly exciting.Copy !req
414. And it can even demystify
the listeners' own relationships.Copy !req
415. And that's something
I'm quite committed to in my... in my work.Copy !req
416. - I love it.
- Oh.Copy !req
417. Yeah! Look, I loved your book.
I... I dig your vibe.Copy !req
418. Um... Can you start this week?Copy !req
419. Um... Sorry.Copy !req
420. Um, I didn't know
that it would be so quick.Copy !req
421. See, Joy is only eight weeks old, and...
Do you think you could give me more time?Copy !req
422. No. We have to fill the slot.
This is a now thing.Copy !req
423. - We can keep you in mind for another time.
- No. I can start immediately.Copy !req
424. Great! What a rollercoaster.Copy !req
425. - Great.
- It's great.Copy !req
426. Thank you.Copy !req
427. Fantastic.Copy !req
428. Abbi said she liked my trousers.Copy !req
429. I heard the Coven say
that corduroy is in now.Copy !req
430. - ... probably orange.
- Good idea.Copy !req
431. What do you reckon?Copy !req
432. Actually, I think
I'll go for ginger this time.Copy !req
433. You know, I do love...Copy !req
434. "I am here. I am enough.
I am learning to be a better person."Copy !req
435. Hmm.Copy !req
436. - Honestly, do we not... Hello!
- Hey!Copy !req
437. - How are you today?
- Hungry!Copy !req
438. Have you had a good...
Oh, you're so gorgeous, babe.Copy !req
439. - Yeah. Uh...
- Yes?Copy !req
440. - No, I'm fine. Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
441. - Thanks. Yeah.
- No worries. What can I get you?Copy !req
442. Mmm...
I'll have the burger, please.Copy !req
443. I like lentils,
but they give me really runny poos.Copy !req
444. Every day!Copy !req
445. This is a bit... awkward,
but this is Abbi's favorite seat.Copy !req
446. She loves the view.Copy !req
447. Oh, well, I'm fine here, thanks.Copy !req
448. I told her this is your seat.Copy !req
449. Don't be silly. It's fine.
We'll sit somewhere else today.Copy !req
450. I mean, I could move.Copy !req
451. Or I could just stay sitting here
and hang out with you guys.Copy !req
452. Hey, you're the girl with the car.
Have you considered getting a bike?Copy !req
453. - It's so much greener.
- Yeah.Copy !req
454. I'll think about it.Copy !req
455. I love your coat. Where did you get it?Copy !req
456. Thank you. I actually made it.Copy !req
457. Anyway, enjoy your lunch and the view.Copy !req
458. - No, it's been...Copy !req
459. - Get out the way.
- Cool, thank you.Copy !req
460. This guy literally saved my life earlier.Copy !req
461. - You're such a little hero.
- Aww!Copy !req
462. It was... nothing!Copy !req
463. - How are you finding Cavendish so far?
- Um...Copy !req
464. It's really different,
but it's very friendly.Copy !req
465. Were people not friendly
at your old school?Copy !req
466. Oh, no. No, no, no, no,
they... they weren't.Copy !req
467. Well, that's sad.Copy !req
468. It takes so much more energy
to be negative than positive.Copy !req
469. - Mmm!
- What is your star sign?Copy !req
470. Oh, um, I'm a Virgo.Copy !req
471. When were you born, and at what time?Copy !req
472. Oh my God, yes. You have to get Aisha
to do your full chart. She is incredible.Copy !req
473. Wh... Oh! Um...Copy !req
474. Oh, I don't know.
I'm gonna have to ask my mum.Copy !req
475. Sorry, what... what was that?Copy !req
476. - Aisha needs to see your lips.
- Oh, sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
477. - Sorry.
- Don't worry. It's fine.Copy !req
478. I said I'll have to ask my mum.Copy !req
479. - Let me know.
- I will do.Copy !req
480. Hi.Copy !req
481. Hey.Copy !req
482. Hi.Copy !req
483. OMG! I forgot to tell you guys.Copy !req
484. I found out that Ms. Masters is on Tinder.Copy !req
485. I bet you she is a Libra.Copy !req
486. Oh!Copy !req
487. Remember, Aisha, no gossiping.Copy !req
488. We're gonna donate the money to charity.Copy !req
489. I mean, absolutely. I hate gossipin'.Copy !req
490. Where's your friend,
the guy you were with earlier?Copy !req
491. Okay, uh...Copy !req
492. Um, he...Copy !req
493. is setting up
a sex therapy clinic on campus.Copy !req
494. No, I know it sounds very weird,
but, like,Copy !req
495. he has just got a gift for giving advice.Copy !req
496. And he knows about O, right?Copy !req
497. "O"?Copy !req
498. Ooh, hi. Hi. Welcome.Copy !req
499. Take a seat. How can I help you?Copy !req
500. Sorry, I'm looking for O.Copy !req
501. There is no need to apologize.Copy !req
502. Many women struggle to reach orgasm.
Please take a seat.Copy !req
503. No, O, the other sex therapist.Copy !req
504. What?Copy !req
505. - Otis! Otis! Okay...
- Oh!Copy !req
506. - Otis! No! Otis!
- Eric. Eric!Copy !req
507. Otis! Otis!Copy !req
508. - Sh!
- Otis! Otis!Copy !req
509. I think there is
another sex therapist on campus.Copy !req
510. What? That...Copy !req
511. that's what I was coming to tell you.Copy !req
512. - I know, really.Copy !req
513. - I'm just—
- I can't help—Copy !req
514. - It is a lot!
- ... going out with...Copy !req
515. - Okay, he is obviously a hack.Copy !req
516. Probably just taking people's money,
like Sex King.Copy !req
517. I need to...
I need to tell him to shut it down.Copy !req
518. Disgusting.Copy !req
519. Oh my God, Otis!
Look, free cookies.Copy !req
520. - Actually, they're carob bites.
- What's your name?Copy !req
521. - Timothy.
- Timothy. Nobody was asking you.Copy !req
522. isn't just sex, right?Copy !req
523. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
524. Okay, what's this?Copy !req
525. You need an appointment
if you want to speak to O.Copy !req
526. You need an appointment
to change your attitude.Copy !req
527. Look. Oh my God.Copy !req
528. - There's a free slot Friday at 12:00.
- Yeah. That's four days away.Copy !req
529. Yeah, well,
I guess he's very popular, Oatcake.Copy !req
530. Otis!Copy !req
531. I've just had a cancelation.
Would you like to come in?Copy !req
532. - He's a she.
- Mmm.Copy !req
533. She knows your name.Copy !req
534. Come in, Otis.Copy !req
535. I saw you handin' out flyers
about your new clinic.Copy !req
536. Seems you wanna
set up a similar thing to me,Copy !req
537. so I thought it might be good to chat.Copy !req
538. Yeah. Uh... well, I was wondering
what your setup is here.Copy !req
539. Well, I just talk to people,
offer my advice.Copy !req
540. Please, take a wee seat.Copy !req
541. Uh...Copy !req
542. - Yeah, get yourself comfy.
- Thanks.Copy !req
543. Ah...Copy !req
544. Sorry.Copy !req
545. I'm not...
I'm not a very natural floor sitter.Copy !req
546. So, when did you come up
with all this, then?Copy !req
547. I started off making little
videos about sex and relationships,Copy !req
548. and I put them online.Copy !req
549. And then, I discovered the joy
of connecting to people face-to-face.Copy !req
550. Mmm.Copy !req
551. You've got a little stain on your back.Copy !req
552. - It's sick. My mum's just had a baby.
- Oh,Copy !req
553. Congratulations.
I'm a big fan of your mum's work.Copy !req
554. That must be quite an adjustment for you,
though. Having a newborn at home.Copy !req
555. Is she a single parent?Copy !req
556. - Well, yeah, but how... how did—
- I just say it 'cause you seem tired.Copy !req
557. Like you've been
helpin' out a lot at home.Copy !req
558. Joy was... the baby was premature.Copy !req
559. And my mum has gone through a breakup.Copy !req
560. Now she wants to work again,Copy !req
561. which is crazy,
because she is clearly overwhelmed.Copy !req
562. - And so I'm...
- Worried?Copy !req
563. - Anyone you can ask for help?Copy !req
564. You know, I'm not here
to talk about my personal troubles.Copy !req
565. We need to discuss the...Copy !req
566. - The, uh...
- Is it bad news?Copy !req
567. No. It's the girl I'm seeing.Copy !req
568. - She's in America. She's coming home soon.
- Ah.Copy !req
569. - Have you had a fight?
- No.Copy !req
570. Uh, I mean... I mean, I don't know.Copy !req
571. She sent me a text, and I didn't respond,
and now she's annoyed at me.Copy !req
572. But can we please
just get back to talking about—Copy !req
573. Why didn't you respond?Copy !req
574. It just seems a bit dickish
to leave her waiting.Copy !req
575. She wanted me to send a nude.
That's illegal if you're under 18.Copy !req
576. I would not survive in prison.Copy !req
577. Interestin'.Copy !req
578. And is that the only reason
why you haven't replied?Copy !req
579. Well, I did take some pictures,
and I wasn't very happyCopy !req
580. with the way I looked in them.Copy !req
581. Okay, well, many men
struggle with body image.Copy !req
582. Taking photographs can feel confronting,
but could it be that you're afraid?Copy !req
583. Maybe you're afraid
of allowing yourself to be intimateCopy !req
584. when you're not sure
when she's coming back,Copy !req
585. or if she's coming back at all?Copy !req
586. - She is coming back.
- Okay.Copy !req
587. Well, I don't think it's viableCopy !req
588. - to have two sex therapy clinics.Copy !req
589. Otis, I'm afraid that's actually
all we have time for today.Copy !req
590. Um, no. No, because
this was not an appointment.Copy !req
591. We need to discuss
what we're gonna do about our clinics.Copy !req
592. I was here first,
so I don't really have to do anything.Copy !req
593. - Well, I'm the original sex therapist, so...
- The original?Copy !req
594. - You have clearly stolen my idea.
- I haven't stolen anything, Otis.Copy !req
595. Women do have brains of their own.
But good luck with your clinic.Copy !req
596. I hope it works out for you.
Thanks for droppin' in.Copy !req
597. Mmm, mmm, mmm.Copy !req
598. Did you tell her she was a hack?Copy !req
599. Hmm. Okay.Copy !req
600. What?Copy !req
601. Oh my God!
She has got thousands of followers.Copy !req
602. Well, then.Copy !req
603. Hey, everyone. O here.Copy !req
604. Thanks for joining me again
on this week's episode of Myth Busters,Copy !req
605. where we're gonna talk about the hymen.Copy !req
606. Popping your cherry.Copy !req
607. I wanna make it clear that there is
no such thing as popping your cherry.Copy !req
608. Wow!Copy !req
609. - She's just like you!Copy !req
610. Except she's doin' it
on a much bigger and better scale.Copy !req
611. - ... which comes in all shapes and sizes...
- And she's like...Copy !req
612. - She's famous.
- She's stolen my idea.Copy !req
613. Mmm, I dunno. She has had a page
for a while now.Copy !req
614. And her advice wasn't even that helpful.Copy !req
615. She said I'm afraid to send Maeve my nudes
because I'm scared she's not coming back.Copy !req
616. Ah! When is she comin' back?Copy !req
617. I don't know. That's not the point, Eric.
I'm not... I'm not scared of anything.Copy !req
618. In fact, I'm going to send my nudes
right now.Copy !req
619. Oh my gosh. Ooh la la.Copy !req
620. Not that one.Copy !req
621. - How do you feel?
- So chill.Copy !req
622. Really chill.Copy !req
623. - Where are you going?
- To tell people about my clinic.Copy !req
624. Wait. Wait!Copy !req
625. Because public speaking
isn't your strong suit.Copy !req
626. Do you remember your party?Copy !req
627. Otis, I think that you
just need to think about this.Copy !req
628. She is not stealing my clinic.Copy !req
629. chocolate or cotton.Copy !req
630. A healthy environment needs bees.Copy !req
631. - And without bees, we'd all be...
- I'm gonna go next.Copy !req
632. dead.Copy !req
633. I love bees.Copy !req
634. Just remember to talk slowly.
And don't dance, okay?Copy !req
635. Okay.Copy !req
636. - Never dance.
- Okay.Copy !req
637. - Um...
- Hi. Hi, I'm Eric.Copy !req
638. I'm Eric.Copy !req
639. - That's Otis.
- Hello!Copy !req
640. Hi, everyone.
Um, I'm Otis Milburn.Copy !req
641. I'm new here. I'm with the whole
Moordale Secondary team.Copy !req
642. - Yeah!
- Thank you.Copy !req
643. I wanted to let you know
a little bit about myself.Copy !req
644. So, uh, I'm 17 years old,Copy !req
645. and I spend a lot of my free time
thinkin' about sex.Copy !req
646. In fact, I live and breathe sex
all day, every day.Copy !req
647. I think he's doing, like,
a sex addict confession thing.Copy !req
648. Okay. Now, then. That came out wrong.Copy !req
649. Uh...Copy !req
650. What I meant to say is...Copy !req
651. thinking about sex
comes very naturally to meCopy !req
652. because I learned everything I know
about sex from my mum.Copy !req
653. - Jesus.
- Oh.Copy !req
654. - This is dark.
- Jesus.Copy !req
655. We're here for you.Copy !req
656. - You're brave for sharing.
- No. Wait, no.Copy !req
657. That's not what I—
Please, no, don't clap.Copy !req
658. - No, no, no. No, no.
- Yeah!Copy !req
659. I'm not in a sexual relationship
with my mother.Copy !req
660. I know that's what it sounded like.
I'm not. I promise. That'd be... ugh!Copy !req
661. But I am interested in the subject
because of her and what she gives me—Copy !req
662. For goodness' sake!
Just tell them you're a sex therapist!Copy !req
663. Yes, I am.Copy !req
664. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna start again.Copy !req
665. I am a student sex therapist.Copy !req
666. And what I was trying to say before
is that I learned to be a good therapistCopy !req
667. because I grew up with my mum,
who is also a sex therapist.Copy !req
668. It's my calling.Copy !req
669. I have decided to set up my clinic here
and share my knowledge with you all.Copy !req
670. Hmm?Copy !req
671. Micro USB. Yes, very nice.Copy !req
672. Thank you. Ooh, it worked. Ta-da!Copy !req
673. We have a sex therapist already.Copy !req
674. I know you do.Copy !req
675. And I don't know how,Copy !req
676. but she has stolen my idea.Copy !req
677. And between me and O,
you should come to me,Copy !req
678. because I am the original and the best.Copy !req
679. - What do you mean she stole it?Copy !req
680. Well, she—Copy !req
681. Um...Copy !req
682. I'll get back to you.
One sec. Go away, text.Copy !req
683. - Aah. Aaah!
- Oh my God!Copy !req
684. That's not me!Copy !req
685. Wow! Okay.Copy !req
686. Thank you for listening.
I'm Otis. I'm a sex therapist...Copy !req
687. - I—
- Bluetooth connected.Copy !req
688. Bluetooth? Oh my God!Copy !req
689. Oh my God. Okay. Cover your eyes.Copy !req
690. - Cover your eyes!
- Go away! Stop!Copy !req
691. Why is his penis flaccid?Copy !req
692. Go away. Oh God.Copy !req
693. Why are his pubes shaved like that?Copy !req
694. Cover your eyes.Copy !req
695. Stop! Don't look.Copy !req
696. That's... incredibly embarrassing.Copy !req
697. Please. Uh...Copy !req
698. Oh!Copy !req
699. - Oh God.
- Can someone help turn off the projector?Copy !req
700. For the love of God, please.
Quickly. Quickly.Copy !req
701. Thank you, Bee Lady. Thanks for listening.Copy !req
702. And I'll see you at my clinic. Hopefully.Copy !req
703. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
704. Wait for me!Copy !req
705. Otis!Copy !req
706. Tell me those photos
didn't send to Maeve.Copy !req
707. Get inside. Sit down.Copy !req
708. - They didn't.
- Hallelujah. Hallelujah, praise the Lord.Copy !req
709. - Did that really just happen?
- Yes.Copy !req
710. - Is everyone talking about me?
- Yes, but this college is weird.Copy !req
711. Nobody's saying anything mean.Copy !req
712. They all just feel sorry for you.
- Oh God!Copy !req
713. Why was your penis flaccid?Copy !req
714. People are
more into pictures of hard dicks.Copy !req
715. Erect just felt aggressive.Copy !req
716. Also, why were your pubes
shaved in that strange pattern?Copy !req
717. - Why was the camera so far away, Oatcake?
- I just—Copy !req
718. I over-shaved the right.
And I was trying to capture natural light.Copy !req
719. I can't believe this is happening.Copy !req
720. No one's gonna come and have therapy
with Creepy Pube Man.Copy !req
721. Hi, I need a therapy session.Copy !req
722. Uh, come in.Copy !req
723. - Ahem.Copy !req
724. Oh, uh, yes, I will go.Copy !req
725. - Oh.
- I will go. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
726. Have a good session.Copy !req
727. Oh, God bless you.Copy !req
728. - Ahem.
- Ahem.Copy !req
729. Ah. Um...Copy !req
730. How can I help you?Copy !req
731. I just had an orgasm.Copy !req
732. Um, good for you.Copy !req
733. It wasn't great. It was very strange.Copy !req
734. It happened now, in the middle of college,
after I saw your photos.Copy !req
735. - Uh, well, I'm flattered.
- No, I don't think you understand.Copy !req
736. I'm not remotely attracted to you.
And your nudes were profoundly unsexy.Copy !req
737. Valid.Copy !req
738. I started taking testosterone
six months ago.Copy !req
739. The doctor warned me
it could feel like a second puberty.Copy !req
740. But now I'm horny all the time.Copy !req
741. Like, everything turns me on.
I jerked off twice this morning.Copy !req
742. Art class made me feel like
I was gonna get off,Copy !req
743. and then I saw your penis, and... boom.Copy !req
744. - Fu...
- Of course.Copy !req
745. Inexplicably, I came. So, I don't know.Copy !req
746. I don't wanna stop taking T,
but I feel like... I'm losing control,Copy !req
747. and I don't wanna be walkin' around,
coming... all the time.Copy !req
748. Well, spontaneous orgasms are rare,
but they're not unheard of,Copy !req
749. and it can happen to anyone.Copy !req
750. It definitely doesn't happen
to everyone who takes testosterone.Copy !req
751. And puberty makes us feel out of control
and unusually aroused.Copy !req
752. It sounds like you're describing
how it feels to be a teenage boy.Copy !req
753. Really?Copy !req
754. Yeah. And believe me, I have had
my fair share of poorly timed orgasms,Copy !req
755. and they are uncomfortable
and embarrassing.Copy !req
756. - Mmm.
- But I promise it doesn't last forever.Copy !req
757. Um...Copy !req
758. So I'm just like a horny teenage boy?Copy !req
759. - I thought I was disgusting.
- No.Copy !req
760. And I know it's hard,
but you should try and enjoy the journey.Copy !req
761. It's an opportunity to get to know
yourself and your body better.Copy !req
762. Thank you, Otis.Copy !req
763. Can I ask why you decided
to come and speak with me?Copy !req
764. You showed your flaccid penis
to the whole college,Copy !req
765. so I figured you wouldn't judge me.Copy !req
766. - Hey.
- Yeah, I think it's down there.Copy !req
767. Wow. You're really not over them.Copy !req
768. I'm workin' on it, all right?Copy !req
769. Anyway, neither of us have time to date.
This year is make or break, okay?Copy !req
770. Yeah, exactly!Copy !req
771. - Hey.
- Hi!Copy !req
772. - Did you get your tablet fixed?
- Yeah, I fixed me.Copy !req
773. Um, sorry. I... I fixed it.Copy !req
774. - Hey, I'm Beau.
- Jackson.Copy !req
775. I'll send you those notes on Dolly.Copy !req
776. - Oh.
- What's your last name?Copy !req
777. Um, it's...Copy !req
778. Vivienne Odusanya.
See you in class tomorrow.Copy !req
779. - See you in class tomorrow.Copy !req
780. What was that about make or break?Copy !req
781. Wow. Vivienne Odusanya.Copy !req
782. - I'll see you in class tomorrow.
- This close.Copy !req
783. How was school?Copy !req
784. It was... terrible.Copy !req
785. There is another student doing therapy,Copy !req
786. and they've got a bloody channel
with loads of videos and followers.Copy !req
787. It just made my whole thing feel pathetic.Copy !req
788. You're not even listening.Copy !req
789. I'm sorry.Copy !req
790. I got the job!Copy !req
791. They want me to start right away.Copy !req
792. - Which I know is not ideal, but...
- Who is gonna look after Joy?Copy !req
793. Well, it's an early evening show.Copy !req
794. So I thought I could
take her to the studio sometimes,Copy !req
795. and sometimes you could watch her.Copy !req
796. Mum, we are struggling as it is.Copy !req
797. I've just started college.
I really don't think it's a good idea—Copy !req
798. Where's Joy?Copy !req
799. Where's Joy? Where?Copy !req
800. - I just got home, Mum.
- Oh! Oh!Copy !req
801. What do you mean, where's Joy?Copy !req
802. Joy!Copy !req
803. Whew. I must have put her to bed.Copy !req
804. I completely forgot.Copy !req
805. Panic over.Copy !req
806. Hey, I am worried about Mum.Copy !req
807. - Ah! Devastating.
- Eric!Copy !req
808. Uh-huh?Copy !req
809. The new pastor was asking me
why you're not baptized at church today.Copy !req
810. - I think you should do his course.
- Oh!Copy !req
811. Apparently, he's very progressive.Copy !req
812. Mum, we have already spoken about this,
and you know I'm not sure.Copy !req
813. - Okay? Ohhh!
- Please, Eric. All the girls are baptized.Copy !req
814. - So what?
- You're the only one left.Copy !req
815. - It'd mean so much to me and your grandma.Copy !req
816. I'll think about it.Copy !req
817. Oh, Mum, um, what time was I born?Copy !req
818. - Ah!
- Ah?Copy !req
819. Who have you been speaking to?Copy !req
820. No one.Copy !req
821. Oh!Copy !req
822. Thank you, Black Jesus.Copy !req
823. - Adam didn't start at Cavendish today.
- No.Copy !req
824. He's decided he doesn't want
to continue with school.Copy !req
825. - Why didn't he tell me?
- Michael.Copy !req
826. He's scared of you.Copy !req
827. I am working on myself.Copy !req
828. I'm doing therapy.Copy !req
829. Well, I'm glad to hear it.Copy !req
830. But if you want Adam to tell you things,Copy !req
831. you have to start
making an effort with him.Copy !req
832. You ignored me all day.
I feel like an idiot.Copy !req
833. I'm sorry. I didn't handle it well.
And I should have texted.Copy !req
834. I think I'm scared
to make myself vulnerableCopy !req
835. when I don't know you're coming back.Copy !req
836. Why wouldn't I come back?Copy !req
837. It sounds like you're having
a really great time over there.Copy !req
838. I am, but it's also hard
being away from home.Copy !req
839. And I miss you. A lot.Copy !req
840. Yeah. I miss you too.Copy !req
841. I am coming home.Copy !req
842. Well...Copy !req
843. I don't think that photos are my thing.Copy !req
844. But maybe we could try something else.Copy !req
845. Okay. What did you have in mind?Copy !req
846. I don't know. Um...Copy !req
847. Oh, I'm terrible
at this kind of thing.Copy !req
848. It's okay.Copy !req
849. Mmm...Copy !req
850. What are you thinking about right now?Copy !req
851. I'm thinking about you being here with me.Copy !req
852. And, uh... I'm taking my trousers off.Copy !req
853. Hang on a minute.Copy !req
854. Um...Copy !req
855. And I'm in my pants.Copy !req
856. Hang on a second.Copy !req
857. - You okay?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
858. - I'm imagining you here with me.Copy !req
859. And I'm taking off your clothes,
and I'm touching you.Copy !req
860. - Where are you touching me?
- Your face.Copy !req
861. - And your mouth.
- Are you kissing me?Copy !req
862. Yeah.Copy !req
863. - Where?
- On your lips.Copy !req
864. - And down your neck.Copy !req
865. Are you touching yourself?Copy !req
866. Yeah. Are you?Copy !req
867. Yeah.Copy !req
868. It must be getting late for you.Copy !req
869. Yeah.Copy !req
870. It is.Copy !req
871. What are you doing tonight?Copy !req
872. - Um...Copy !req
873. Oh shit. I better go.Copy !req
874. I'm grabbing pizza with Tyrone.Copy !req
875. - Who's Tyrone?
- I've told you about him, haven't I?Copy !req
876. He's on my course.
He's very smart and funny.Copy !req
877. We get on really well. We hang out a lot
'cause Ellen and Chris keep hooking up.Copy !req
878. Nice. He sounds... sounds great.Copy !req
879. - Have fun.
- Thanks.Copy !req
880. Night.Copy !req
881. Tyrone.Copy !req