1. After eating her mother,Copy !req
2. Glenoxi found herself
exiled from Oblivion 6Copy !req
3. and left to wander the desolate crevicesCopy !req
4. of the planet Zorg on her own.Copy !req
5. - With no food and no water…Copy !req
6. …Glenoxi was feeling
her lifeblood drain away.Copy !req
7. She made her peace with dying like this.Copy !req
8. As a creature
that never felt she belonged,Copy !req
9. facing the end on her own
seemed only fitting.Copy !req
10. But then Glenoxi saw Starlanza
for the first time.Copy !req
11. As the water hit her lips,
Glenoxi knew that this was her soulmate.Copy !req
12. The only creature in the whole universeCopy !req
13. who would understand
and accept her completely.Copy !req
14. And she was overwhelmed
that Starlanza felt the same.Copy !req
15. Lily Pad,Copy !req
16. you should get ready for school.Copy !req
17. I'm not going.Copy !req
18. Still feel sick.Copy !req
19. Well, it's been three days.Copy !req
20. Ola's called on the house phone again.Copy !req
21. Have you two had a fight?Copy !req
22. No, we're fine.Copy !req
23. Well,Copy !req
24. I've got to go to work now.Copy !req
25. Hopefully, you'll feel better tomorrow.Copy !req
26. 193.Copy !req
27. 194, 195,Copy !req
28. 196,Copy !req
29. 197, 198,Copy !req
30. 199, 200.Copy !req
31. Yeah!Copy !req
32. Can you change this bulb for me?Copy !req
33. Sure.Copy !req
34. Thank you.Copy !req
35. Ah.Copy !req
36. There you go.Copy !req
37. Bit sweaty.Copy !req
38. Sorry.Copy !req
39. I'll jump in the shower.Copy !req
40. Thanks for that report
from our traffic correspondent.Copy !req
41. And all eyes
are on Moordale Secondary todayCopy !req
42. as they hold their first open dayCopy !req
43. since the "Sex School" controversy
of last term.Copy !req
44. Hope Haddon has said she aims
to clean up Moordale's dirty name—Copy !req
45. Yeah?Copy !req
46. Gotta get my jacket.Copy !req
47. We have our session
with Dr. Cutton later today.Copy !req
48. I'll think about it.Copy !req
49. Good luck with your TV interview.Copy !req
50. Oh f…Copy !req
51. Hey.Copy !req
52. Hey.Copy !req
53. I'm worried about Lily.Copy !req
54. She hasn't spoken to me
since everything that happened with Hope.Copy !req
55. - Could you go talk to her, please?
- I'm not a therapist, Ola.Copy !req
56. I know, but she told me about how much
you helped her with the vaginismus stuff.Copy !req
57. I think she really trusts you.Copy !req
58. I'm not the right person to ask. Sorry.Copy !req
59. Could you please do up my buckle, Otis?Copy !req
60. Really?Copy !req
61. I thought we'd grown out
of the silent treatment phase.Copy !req
62. Look,Copy !req
63. I know that you're both aware
that Jakob and I are having some issues,Copy !req
64. but I want you to still feel
that this is your family homeCopy !req
65. and a safe space
for you to talk about your feelings.Copy !req
66. Why is my dad
not part of this conversation?Copy !req
67. Your dad feels it's better not to talk
about these things with you guys.Copy !req
68. So you can't even agree on
how to tell us you might be splitting up?Copy !req
69. Lots of couples have differing opinions
on how to parent children.Copy !req
70. Maybe you should have thought about that
before you decided to have a babyCopy !req
71. and make us
all pretend to be a bizarre family!Copy !req
72. I'm going to school!Copy !req
73. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
74. - It's all a bit of a mess.Copy !req
75. Everything you do
seems to turn into a mess, Mum.Copy !req
76. Through! And over! Over!Copy !req
77. Up! Yes! Well done! Yes!Copy !req
78. - Yeah! Good girl. Oh!Copy !req
79. Didn't know she could do that.Copy !req
80. Don't forget, it's your uncle Peter's
dinner party this evening.Copy !req
81. Oh, no. I'm not going.
Uncle Peter's a dick.Copy !req
82. - Adam!
- I'm just saying.Copy !req
83. You're not with Dad anymore.
I don't know why you're going.Copy !req
84. Okay. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
85. Peter is a bit of a dick.Copy !req
86. But I'm just trying
to ease the adjustment process.Copy !req
87. - Is your friend Eric back?
- Yep. Okay.Copy !req
88. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
89. Hey.Copy !req
90. Hey!Copy !req
91. - How are you?
- Yeah, good.Copy !req
92. Yeah?Copy !req
93. Ooh! My mum.Copy !req
94. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
95. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
96. Hello, Maureen.Copy !req
97. Okay.Copy !req
98. I missed you.Copy !req
99. - I missed you too.
- Yeah?Copy !req
100. Yeah.Copy !req
101. Come.Copy !req
102. Let's go.Copy !req
103. Hello?Copy !req
104. Yeah. Hey.Copy !req
105. - Mum?
- Um…Copy !req
106. Where are you?Copy !req
107. - Mum, you need to bring Elsie ba—Copy !req
108. Have they found Elsie yet?Copy !req
109. No.Copy !req
110. I think I know where my mum is though.Copy !req
111. So you haven't been replying to my texts.Copy !req
112. Yeah, well,
I am quite annoyed at you right now.Copy !req
113. Fair enough. I would be too.Copy !req
114. Listen, we don't have to talk about this
when you've got stuff to worry about.Copy !req
115. Okay, fine.Copy !req
116. But I just want you to know
that I'm confused about all of this.Copy !req
117. What am I supposed to say to that, Maeve?Copy !req
118. If you're not sure you wanna be with me,
then it's probably not right.Copy !req
119. - Isaac.
- Look.Copy !req
120. I need to be with someone
who's sure about meCopy !req
121. because I think I deserve that.Copy !req
122. And even if you and I
were able to work this out,Copy !req
123. I would still be worried
that you'd regret not trying with Otis,Copy !req
124. and I can't do that.Copy !req
125. So with respect,Copy !req
126. I'm taking my heart off the table.Copy !req
127. Good luck finding your mum.Copy !req
128. - You both still wanna do this?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
129. - Yep.
- Yes!Copy !req
130. Incoming.Copy !req
131. Happy Open Day!Copy !req
132. Are you prepped?Copy !req
133. I'm really looking forward to it.Copy !req
134. That's good.Copy !req
135. - Eric! You're back! Yes!
- Hey!Copy !req
136. I missed you!
How was Nigeria? Tell me everything!Copy !req
137. Oh, it was good. The wedding was great,
and my family was the best!Copy !req
138. What are you doing?Copy !req
139. I've run out of clean pants,
and I'm chafing real bad.Copy !req
140. - What is that?
- It's my shame sign.Copy !req
141. I threw a poo
out the coach window in France.Copy !req
142. Except it wasn't me. It was Rahim.Copy !req
143. We're kinda friends now.Copy !req
144. - You're friends with Rahim?
- Kind of.Copy !req
145. Whoa, whoa, wow. Wow! Wow!Copy !req
146. What? It's itchy.
You know how big my balls are.Copy !req
147. Okay, fine. But we are in public.Copy !req
148. Go to the bathroom and sort yourself out.Copy !req
149. - Fine.
- Fine.Copy !req
150. You need to tell him about the thing.Copy !req
151. What thing?Copy !req
152. - Hey! Sorry. Hi. Have you seen Aimee?
- Oh!Copy !req
153. - Hi. No. Maeve?
- Okay. Yeah?Copy !req
154. I was gonna text you to apologize,
but that felt pathetic. Can we maybe talk?Copy !req
155. I don't really have time right now.
I think I found my mum, so…Copy !req
156. - Do you need any help?
- It's okay. I'll let you know how it goes.Copy !req
157. What are we apologizing for?Copy !req
158. Okay, okay.Copy !req
159. So, in France,Copy !req
160. and please don't freak out, but…Copy !req
161. Maeve and I kissed.Copy !req
162. You okay?Copy !req
163. I'm actually speechless.Copy !req
164. What kind of kiss?
A peck-on-the-cheek kiss or a kiss-kiss?Copy !req
165. Um, it was a kiss-kiss.Copy !req
166. What happened after this kiss-kiss?
Are you guys a couple now?Copy !req
167. No. I messed it all up again.Copy !req
168. She thinks I don't care about anything
now I don't do the clinic.Copy !req
169. You think that's true?Copy !req
170. You don't do the clinic anymoreCopy !req
171. because you had your heart broken,
and you couldn't be around Maeve.Copy !req
172. I don't think you stopped caring.
I think you had to protect yourself.Copy !req
173. Please, tell me this was at least
the best kiss of your entire life!Copy !req
174. - It was pretty amazing.
- Aha! I'm so proud of you!Copy !req
175. Otis! Can you help me out
with something for the thing?Copy !req
176. Our computer guy has dropped out,
so we need a replacement.Copy !req
177. I thought of you 'cause you seem nerdy.Copy !req
178. - Yes.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
179. - So, yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
180. Well, I was kinda hoping
to stay out of this one.Copy !req
181. Um, what?
Of course you'll help. I'll help too.Copy !req
182. Thank you.
Hey, be more Eric, okay? Thank you.Copy !req
183. I agree with that, actually.Copy !req
184. What's the thing?Copy !req
185. - Thought you were shutting down the stall.
- It's for the thing!Copy !req
186. They look great.Copy !req
187. - Aimee, have you got a sec?
- Thought we weren't talking.Copy !req
188. I've been an absolute arse.Copy !req
189. Me too. Steve, hold the cakes.Copy !req
190. I'm so sorry. You're right.Copy !req
191. I'm shit at asking for help,
and I push people away.Copy !req
192. No. I should never have done
what I did without asking first.Copy !req
193. I didn't realize how hurtful it would be.Copy !req
194. Thing is, I need help now,
and you're the only person I can trust.Copy !req
195. Okay. What we doing?Copy !req
196. Can you drive me to Lockwood-on-Sea?Copy !req
197. Right. Steve, you're in charge
of vulvas from now on.Copy !req
198. If anyone asks, the wobbly bits
aren't mistakes because…Copy !req
199. All vulvas are unique.Copy !req
200. Good lad.Copy !req
201. They better not be squished.Copy !req
202. He does these silly air punches
like he's Bruce Lee or something.Copy !req
203. He bites his fork when he eats.Copy !req
204. It's only been a few months.Copy !req
205. I shouldn't be
so irritated by him, should I?Copy !req
206. Are there any positives?Copy !req
207. We have lots of sex.Copy !req
208. Ooh.Copy !req
209. Well, a healthy sex life is important
for many people.Copy !req
210. I know it won't last though.Copy !req
211. There was a time that Michael and I
couldn't keep our hands off each other.Copy !req
212. And thenCopy !req
213. it just stopped.Copy !req
214. Well, that doesn't have to be inevitable.Copy !req
215. Oh, I've been meaning to tell you
that Michael stopped by the other day.Copy !req
216. He was returning something that
belonged to me. We ended up having a chat.Copy !req
217. About what?Copy !req
218. I think he's struggling a bit
and just needed someone to talk to.Copy !req
219. That's a bit rich.Copy !req
220. Sorry.Copy !req
221. It's just… Why wouldn't he talk
to me all those years?Copy !req
222. And Adam's exactly the same.Copy !req
223. It's just so lonely sometimes
with all these men.Copy !req
224. Well, Adam will talk to you
when he's ready.Copy !req
225. You know, I'm not very good
at letting Otis come to me.Copy !req
226. I admire your restraint.Copy !req
227. - Twenty minutes.
- Thank you.Copy !req
228. Oh, that looks nice.Copy !req
229. We are making way for a brighter,Copy !req
230. cleaner futureCopy !req
231. here at Sparkside Academy.Copy !req
232. You can fucking do this.Copy !req
233. The press are arriving.Copy !req
234. It's Superman pose.Copy !req
235. It helps with nerves.
There's a TED Talk on it.Copy !req
236. Right.Copy !req
237. Making way for a brighter,Copy !req
238. cleaner futureCopy !req
239. at Sparkside fucking Academy.Copy !req
240. Fuck.Copy !req
241. Yes.Copy !req
242. - Why are you wearing that?
- You told me to.Copy !req
243. Okay, take it off now.Copy !req
244. Yeah.Copy !req
245. - Hope! It's a good turnout.
- Yes!Copy !req
246. Lots of prospective students,
the press, and all our private investors,Copy !req
247. so, uh, no pressure at all.Copy !req
248. Right. Well, I'll be interested
to hear your feedback.Copy !req
249. Would you, um, just excuse me a second?Copy !req
250. Mm. Yeah.Copy !req
251. Cal?Copy !req
252. Come with me.Copy !req
253. Get your hands off me!Copy !req
254. You have been told repeatedly
to change your behavior,Copy !req
255. but you are clearly innately disobedient.Copy !req
256. The press would be interested
to hear aboutCopy !req
257. the way I've been discriminated againstCopy !req
258. due to how I present.Copy !req
259. I'm left with no choice but to keep you
in here for the remainder of Open Day.Copy !req
260. - You're in violation of my rights.Copy !req
261. Let me go!Copy !req
262. Well, this… this is different.Copy !req
263. Oh.Copy !req
264. So, yeah,
all pretty self-explanatory.Copy !req
265. - Mm-hmm.
- Um…Copy !req
266. - Stop.
- Okay.Copy !req
267. - Start.
- Okay.Copy !req
268. - Dimmer.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
269. - And do not press these red—
- This one?Copy !req
270. Yeah. Don't press that.
- Okay.Copy !req
271. - I'll keep him—
Okay.Copy !req
272. Yeah?
Yeah.Copy !req
273. I mean, I was imagining something
more center stage, but this is cool.Copy !req
274. It's like we're in Ocean's Eleven, innit?Copy !req
275. Maybe I'm George Clooney,
and you're Brad Pitt?Copy !req
276. - No.
- I'm Brad Pitt. You're George Clooney.Copy !req
277. - I'm Andy García. If I'm anyone.
- Who's Andy García?Copy !req
278. Okay, well, I'm gonna go
while you boys hash that out.Copy !req
279. - Yeah.
- I'll see you both on the other side.Copy !req
280. - Thank you! Don't do that.
- Yeah! Yeah.Copy !req
281. I think that
Jackson is Rihanna in Ocean's EightCopy !req
282. - Because of the bone structure and eyes.
- I've not seen it.Copy !req
283. - No?
- No.Copy !req
284. - Okay.
- But fine.Copy !req
285. It was very good.Copy !req
286. - Ugh, this fucking fringe.
- Aimee, can you please look at the road?Copy !req
287. - Sorry.
- Sorry.Copy !req
288. Right, come on. You and Otis kissed
in France. What happened?Copy !req
289. I don't know.Copy !req
290. My head's all over the place
at the moment.Copy !req
291. - Things are over with Isaac as well.
- Hmm.Copy !req
292. I feel bad about hurting his feelings.Copy !req
293. I'm sorry, babes.Copy !req
294. Does this mean you and Otis
might actually finally get together?Copy !req
295. I don't know.Copy !req
296. We've changed a lot,
so I don't know if it would work out.Copy !req
297. I think you should just
bloody go for it, love.Copy !req
298. It's like Simone de Beauvoir says,Copy !req
299. "From the hour you're born,
you begin to die."Copy !req
300. I think it means "live for the day."Copy !req
301. Yeah. Once I realized
she wasn't a lad called Simon,Copy !req
302. her writing started
to make a lot more sense.Copy !req
303. I shouldn't have said
that stuff about you and Steve.Copy !req
304. I didn't mean it.
I think you're great together.Copy !req
305. No, you were right. It's not working out.Copy !req
306. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
307. - Can you please look at the road?
- Sorry.Copy !req
308. - I love you, love.
- I love you, love.Copy !req
309. My concentration's not great.
- It's all right.Copy !req
310. I'm sure some of you probably had
your reservations about coming here today.Copy !req
311. I don't think anybody wants
to send their child to a schoolCopy !req
312. that's famous for STIs and sex musicals.Copy !req
313. But I'm here to assure prospective parentsCopy !req
314. that these scandals are
a thing of the past.Copy !req
315. And so it is my promise to youCopy !req
316. that if you should choose
Sparkside Academy for your child,Copy !req
317. that they will receive their education
on a safeCopy !req
318. and sex-free campus…Copy !req
319. Sex-free camp— People fuck in the bushes!Copy !req
320. We will protect our youth at all costs.Copy !req
321. Now, let's hear it from a shining example
of Sparkside's new ethos,Copy !req
322. Vivienne Odusanya.Copy !req
323. - Here we go.
- Whoo!Copy !req
324. Come on, Viv!Copy !req
325. Thank you, Hope, for giving me
the opportunity to speak today.Copy !req
326. Firstly, I'd like to invite
Jackson Marchetti onstageCopy !req
327. to reclaim his position as head boy.Copy !req
328. Whoo!Copy !req
329. Thank you, Viv.Copy !req
330. Ah.Copy !req
331. It's good to be back.Copy !req
332. We agree with Hope
that students should feel protectedCopy !req
333. whilst on campus.Copy !req
334. The students of Moordale Secondary
would like to share some ideasCopy !req
335. on how we thinkCopy !req
336. listening to young peopleCopy !req
337. could make our new campus
the safest place to study in the UK.Copy !req
338. We hope you enjoy.Copy !req
339. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
340. It's a very slow screen.
- It is a slow screen.Copy !req
341. And here we go.Copy !req
342. Hi! We're the students of Sex School.Copy !req
343. You might recognize us from the press.Copy !req
344. We're the deviant youths
having loads of S-E-X.Copy !req
345. And catching chlamydia.Copy !req
346. And writing musicals about dicks!Copy !req
347. But I'm not embarrassed
to be a student of Sex School.Copy !req
348. Sex, well, it's part of being human.Copy !req
349. Whoa!Copy !req
350. How did you let this happen?Copy !req
351. - I'm going to stop the video.
- Do it quickly. Don't make a scene.Copy !req
352. …bodies and identities.Copy !req
353. Which is why
schools need safe spacesCopy !req
354. for people to ask those things
that some might find a little awkward,Copy !req
355. where there's no shame, stigma, or fear.Copy !req
356. Because when shame
is used as a weapon,Copy !req
357. it doesn't just hurt people.Copy !req
358. It can damage them forever.Copy !req
359. But the opposite of shame is pride.Copy !req
360. And the students of Sex School are proud
of the things people like to shame us for.Copy !req
361. Because if Lily Iglehart
is a weirdoCopy !req
362. for writing short stories
about aliens with penis hands,Copy !req
363. we're definitely weirdos too.Copy !req
364. I love my clitoris,
and I feel no shame.Copy !req
365. Ladies, get your wank on!Copy !req
366. I bind my chest, and I feel no shame!Copy !req
367. - I have a hairy bum, and I feel no shame.Copy !req
368. I am literally perfect…Copy !req
369. Stop the video now!Copy !req
370. I'm great at anal douching,
and I feel no shame.Copy !req
371. - I'm great—
- That's not gonna do anything.Copy !req
372. There's nothing to see here.Copy !req
373. - Get out of my way!
- Eric!Copy !req
374. I'm great at anal douching.
I'm great at anal douching.Copy !req
375. I'm great at anal douching.Copy !req
376. Drop the plug.Copy !req
377. What?
Ruby?Copy !req
378. - I said, drop it! Ah!Copy !req
379. Ruby. Miss!
Miss!Copy !req
380. - Oh my— Is that?
- That's a burn.Copy !req
381. Ow! What are you doing?Copy !req
382. Yes, yes.Copy !req
383. Oh my God! Wow!Copy !req
384. Ruby!Copy !req
385. I'm great at anal douching,
and I feel no shame.Copy !req
386. Right.Copy !req
387. You cannot do that!
You mustn't do that!Copy !req
388. Ow!
Oh God! Jeez!Copy !req
389. I'm great at anal douching…Copy !req
390. That is very expensive perfume.Copy !req
391. - You're incredible!
- I know.Copy !req
392. I'm attracted to boys and girls,
and I'm trying not to feel shame.Copy !req
393. What have you done?Copy !req
394. I have a third nipple,
and I have no shame.Copy !req
395. - Now, was that Fleurs du Mal?Copy !req
396. Come on! Come on!
What the fuck?Copy !req
397. - Oh, this school…Copy !req
398. A lot of shame comes from
old-fashioned views on sex.Copy !req
399. Sadly, schools have taught a lot of peopleCopy !req
400. to feel ashamed
of their identities and bodies.Copy !req
401. The cycle continues today.Copy !req
402. But the world is changing,
and young people have had enough.Copy !req
403. So if you agree that communication
and empathy are better toolsCopy !req
404. than silence and shame,Copy !req
405. then join us
by asking your school for better.Copy !req
406. We are Sex School!Copy !req
407. - We are Sex School! We are Sex School!Copy !req
408. We are Sex School! We are Sex School!Copy !req
409. We are Sex School! We are Sex School!Copy !req
410. We are Sex School! We are Sex School!Copy !req
411. - We are Sex School!
- What?Copy !req
412. We are Sex School! We are Sex School!Copy !req
413. We are Sex School!
We are Sex School! We are Sex School!Copy !req
414. We are Sex School! We are Sex School!Copy !req
415. Thank you! Thank you all for listening.Copy !req
416. And now the choir will sing us out
with our beautiful new school anthem.Copy !req
417. Yeah! Vulva cupcakes!Copy !req
418. - That's right.
- Whoo!Copy !req
419. Fuck!Copy !req
420. What?Copy !req
421. Hey, Hope.Copy !req
422. Yeah! You know it!Copy !req
423. Those are my kids!Copy !req
424. You're my kids!Copy !req
425. Come on, Moordale!Copy !req
426. What's wrong
with schools teaching abstinence?Copy !req
427. Well, schools that teach abstinenceCopy !req
428. actually have a higher rate
of teen pregnancies and STIsCopy !req
429. than schools
with comprehensive SRE programs.Copy !req
430. And when we give teensCopy !req
431. agency, information, and trust,Copy !req
432. there's a much higher success rate—Copy !req
433. Sorry, Dr. Milburn, apologies.Copy !req
434. It appears there's a situation developing
as we speak at Moordale Secondary.Copy !req
435. Let's go live there now
to our reporter on the ground.Copy !req
436. What was meant to be the dayCopy !req
437. that Moordale Secondary squashed
the title of "Sex School"Copy !req
438. has evolved
into something quite the opposite.Copy !req
439. Students have taken to protest,Copy !req
440. doubling down
on their belief in sex positivity,Copy !req
441. and saying that
new head teacher Hope HaddonCopy !req
442. is quite simply behind the times.Copy !req
443. But as you can see…Copy !req
444. Otis?Copy !req
445. - …from the "Wall of Vulva" behind me…
- Oh.Copy !req
446. - …the question remains…
- Ooh. Ow.Copy !req
447. …how progressive is too progressive?Copy !req
448. These people will know. I can sense it.Copy !req
449. Okay.Copy !req
450. Hi! Have you seen a woman
with blonde hair and green eyes?Copy !req
451. Kinda looks like her, only older.Copy !req
452. - Oh. Thank you.
- Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
453. Maybe this was a stupid idea.Copy !req
454. She used to bring us here
as kids all the time,Copy !req
455. usually when she was feeling guilty
about something.Copy !req
456. At least you've tried.Copy !req
457. Hi, Mum. Hi, Elsie!Copy !req
458. What you doing here?
- Should ask you the same.Copy !req
459. - Mummy's taking me on a boat.
- Fuck!Copy !req
460. Come on!Copy !req
461. This is amazing.
Mm.Copy !req
462. You know this started with you, right?Copy !req
463. - What do you mean?
- You and Maeve.Copy !req
464. The clinic thing. Getting everyone
to talk about their problems.Copy !req
465. If it wasn't for that, I don't think
vaginas would be getting drawn on a wall.Copy !req
466. Vulvas.Copy !req
467. You like helping people.Copy !req
468. It's one of the reasons
I love you so much.Copy !req
469. I know you've been hurt, but I don't think
you should lose this part of yourself.Copy !req
470. It's a very good part.Copy !req
471. - Thanks, man.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
472. - I've gotta go, actually.
- Where?Copy !req
473. Oh my God! That clitoris is gorgeous!Copy !req
474. - Shall we get out of here?
- Yeah.Copy !req
475. - Mm-mm-mm.
- There he is.Copy !req
476. Uh… Hello?Copy !req
477. Michaela!
I've invited Maureen for tonight.Copy !req
478. Hope that's all right.
You're not technically divorced, right?Copy !req
479. No. No, that's fine.Copy !req
480. Is the new boyfriend coming?Copy !req
481. Ha! Hope not.
That would be really awkward for you. Ha!Copy !req
482. - Anyway, gotta go. See you later, bye!
- Bye.Copy !req
483. I can't believe we did that!
Yeah.Copy !req
484. I am so proud of you.
- Oh, I'm proud of you too.Copy !req
485. - Come on. I'm feeling a bit left out here.
- What?Copy !req
486. Oh, I'll see you guys tomorrow.Copy !req
487. Yeah, see you later.
See you, Viv.Copy !req
488. So, you wanna hang out?Copy !req
489. Yeah.Copy !req
490. Okey dokey, let's be having you.
All aboard the Skylark!Copy !req
491. I'm not due for eight weeks.Copy !req
492. - That's it, darling.Copy !req
493. You're the lady
who used to do therapy at the school?Copy !req
494. Yeah, that's me.Copy !req
495. My daughter's at Moordale.
She's going through a bit of a tough time.Copy !req
496. Quite worried about her, to be honest.Copy !req
497. I wish she had someone professional,
like you, she could talk to on campus.Copy !req
498. Sorry. That's the last thing
you want to be thinking about.Copy !req
499. Oh, no, it's good to be thinking
about something else.Copy !req
500. Why's she having a tough time?Copy !req
501. Keep breathing.
Um, well, she's refusing to go to school.Copy !req
502. She's always been a bit of an outsider.Copy !req
503. She's obsessed with aliens
and things like that.Copy !req
504. I don't think people really get her.Copy !req
505. I don't think I understand her sometimes.Copy !req
506. Well, I'm sure
you're more alike than you think.Copy !req
507. Maybe try and find some common ground,
something you can relate to in her world,Copy !req
508. and see if the conversation starts there.Copy !req
509. Ooh, oh shit!Copy !req
510. Okay, blow out the candles
with me, darling.Copy !req
511. - I'll try Jakob again.Copy !req
512. It's funny.Copy !req
513. She's the one that wanted this meeting,
but she's the one that's late.Copy !req
514. You mean, you wouldn't choose
to be here if it weren't for Jean?Copy !req
515. No.Copy !req
516. Well,Copy !req
517. perhaps we can use this time to talk
specifically about your feelings, Jakob.Copy !req
518. I feel fine.Copy !req
519. You don't seem fine. You seem angry.Copy !req
520. Well, she's late.Copy !req
521. Can I ask you
about your previous marriage?Copy !req
522. She… she passed away.Copy !req
523. Yes, but I wonder,Copy !req
524. can you tell me a little bit
about the relationship before she died?Copy !req
525. We met young.Copy !req
526. I loved her very much.Copy !req
527. And I think she loved me.Copy !req
528. But it was young love.Copy !req
529. Um, we were both very naive. And…Copy !req
530. then things changed
once we had our children.Copy !req
531. How did it change?Copy !req
532. She met someone else.Copy !req
533. I think she…Copy !req
534. she wanted to leave me.Copy !req
535. Then she got sick.Copy !req
536. It was all very confusing.Copy !req
537. Yes, I can imagine it must have been.Copy !req
538. But you stayed with her.Copy !req
539. Yeah. You don't leave
when someone is sick.Copy !req
540. And we made it work…Copy !req
541. …until the end.Copy !req
542. When did you grieve?Copy !req
543. When she died,Copy !req
544. I…Copy !req
545. broke down into pieces.Copy !req
546. Yes, but when did you grieve
for what you lostCopy !req
547. when your wife had the affair?Copy !req
548. It must be very hard
to trust anyone properly again.Copy !req
549. Especially when you weren't able
to fully process the feelings that you hadCopy !req
550. about your wife's betrayal.Copy !req
551. Yeah, I have a problem with trust.Copy !req
552. But I want to try.Copy !req
553. Mm-mm.Copy !req
554. Too fast?Copy !req
555. - Yeah, I'd rather keep it off.
- That's cool.Copy !req
556. I mean on.Copy !req
557. - Sorry.
- It's fine.Copy !req
558. You really are so beautiful.Copy !req
559. Oh shit, that's a gendered word.Copy !req
560. Pretend I didn't say that.Copy !req
561. I'd also still be into you
if you weren't beautiful—Copy !req
562. Not that I don't find you beautiful.
I do think men can be beautiful.Copy !req
563. - Like a beautiful soul. Know what I mean?
- Jackson.Copy !req
564. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
565. - Okay.
- Mm.Copy !req
566. I really didn't mean what I said.Copy !req
567. I'm sorry.Copy !req
568. No, it's… it's fine. It's okay.Copy !req
569. Okay.Copy !req
570. I just feel like I fucked up.Copy !req
571. Should we just stop?Copy !req
572. Um, yeah. I mean, you seem tense,
and now I'm tense too.Copy !req
573. Yeah.Copy !req
574. - We can try again another time.
- Yeah.Copy !req
575. Yeah.Copy !req
576. If this was going to become more serious,Copy !req
577. then you would be in a queer relationship.Copy !req
578. Is that okay with you?Copy !req
579. Yeah.Copy !req
580. Yeah, I haven't, like,
got a problem with that…Copy !req
581. Hm.Copy !req
582. …at all.Copy !req
583. Um…Copy !req
584. - I have to go.
- What?Copy !req
585. Just… I just gotta help my mum out
with some stuff.Copy !req
586. - Oh yeah?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
587. Okay.Copy !req
588. But I'm… Yeah, okay.Copy !req
589. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
590. What the fuck?Copy !req
591. Ugh!Copy !req
592. You don't wanna do this, Mum.
That's why you called me.Copy !req
593. Don't tell me what I wanna do.Copy !req
594. Who is that girl who keeps staring at us?
She's freaking me out.Copy !req
595. It's my best friend, Aimee.
She gave me a ride here.Copy !req
596. - And what? Is she undercover, is she?
- No.Copy !req
597. Thanks very much.Copy !req
598. How am I supposed to know?
You're good at calling the police on me.Copy !req
599. - You have any idea how that fucked me up?
- You've been fucked up about it?Copy !req
600. - Try having your kid taken off you!
- Mum, I'm 17!Copy !req
601. - I should never have had to report you!
- I know I wasn't there for you, okay?Copy !req
602. But it's different with Elsie.
I'm gonna give her a better life.Copy !req
603. Mum, you can't stay clean.Copy !req
604. It doesn't make you a bad person.Copy !req
605. It's just Elsie needs someone
in her life who isn't using.Copy !req
606. What, like Anna?Copy !req
607. Can we go and see Anna?Copy !req
608. Come on, Els, let's go.Copy !req
609. Did you get onto that thing
for smart kids in America?Copy !req
610. - How'd you know about that?
- That boy Isaac told me about it.Copy !req
611. Yeah, I did, but I can't afford it.Copy !req
612. Mummy, I want to see Anna.Copy !req
613. Do you think Anna loves her?Copy !req
614. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
615. Hey. You're gonna stay with Maeve.Copy !req
616. - I wanna stay with you, Mummy.
- It's not very nice where I'm going.Copy !req
617. It rains all the time,
and there's no chips!Copy !req
618. I love you.Copy !req
619. Oh, I love you too, darling.Copy !req
620. You go back to Anna's
with Maeve, and I'll visit.Copy !req
621. Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
622. Oh, I'm a lucky mummy.
Bye-bye, darling. Bye-bye.Copy !req
623. Please just take her
before I change my mind.Copy !req
624. Elsie, come here. Come give me a hug.Copy !req
625. Bye, Mummy.Copy !req
626. Hey, Lily. It's Otis.Copy !req
627. Can I come in?Copy !req
628. We missed you today.Copy !req
629. And the school realized
what Hope did to you guys was wrong.Copy !req
630. We all got together to fight
for what we wanted Moordale to be like.Copy !req
631. It was kind of amazing.Copy !req
632. It also made me kind of sadCopy !req
633. 'cause, uh…Copy !req
634. I've realized
I've shut myself off recently.Copy !req
635. I stopped believing
it was my place to try and help anyone.Copy !req
636. I got hurt last term.Copy !req
637. Badly.Copy !req
638. And I didn't wanna do the clinic anymore.Copy !req
639. But that doesn't meanCopy !req
640. I shouldn't try and be a good friend.Copy !req
641. I saw youCopy !req
642. after Hope humiliated you.Copy !req
643. I didn't even ask if you were all right.Copy !req
644. I should've checked in.Copy !req
645. I'm…Copy !req
646. I'm really sorry I didn't.Copy !req
647. Ooh!Copy !req
648. Why are you on the floor?Copy !req
649. Do you want some alien stuff?
I'm throwing it away.Copy !req
650. I'm okay.Copy !req
651. Thanks.Copy !req
652. Ola said you guys aren't speaking.Copy !req
653. We're kind of fighting.Copy !req
654. I think she's going through
a tough time too.Copy !req
655. She's really missing her mum.Copy !req
656. Maybe I've been a bit distracted,
but I'm not ready to talk to her yet.Copy !req
657. I didn't think we were friends.Copy !req
658. Well, I… I know we don't hang out much,Copy !req
659. but I think we like each other.Copy !req
660. Meh, you're all right.Copy !req
661. I know what you mean about shutting off.Copy !req
662. I do that, too,Copy !req
663. when I'm hurt
or I feel like I don't fit in.Copy !req
664. What do you do when you shut off?Copy !req
665. Hm.Copy !req
666. Think about my stories.Copy !req
667. About alien planets and galaxies.Copy !req
668. I used to do it all the time
when I was a kid, but…Copy !req
669. I guess it's just weird
now that I'm getting older.Copy !req
670. It's really commonCopy !req
671. for people to create
rich fantasy worlds to escape into.Copy !req
672. It's what most artists do.Copy !req
673. They are brave enough
to show the weirdest,Copy !req
674. most vulnerable sides
of themselves in their work.Copy !req
675. Which helps a lot of people
not feel as alone.Copy !req
676. Thanks, Otis.Copy !req
677. But I don't think I'm an artist.Copy !req
678. I wouldn't be so sure.Copy !req
679. And even if you do decide
to not write about aliens anymore,Copy !req
680. you shouldn't ever give someone
the power to humiliate you.Copy !req
681. You're great.Copy !req
682. Just the way you are.Copy !req
683. I don't know if she's gonna be ready
for the competition.Copy !req
684. - It's probably dumb.
- Adam!Copy !req
685. It's so great you've entered at all.
Your mum will be so proud.Copy !req
686. Hm. Well, I've not invited my mum.Copy !req
687. So you only invited me?Copy !req
688. Yeah. You're the only one I want there.Copy !req
689. I've been thinkingCopy !req
690. that maybe we could try
going out together.Copy !req
691. Maybe somewhere a bit more gay?Copy !req
692. Like a… like a gay bar?Copy !req
693. Yeah.Copy !req
694. Or like, um, a club or something.Copy !req
695. Mm.Copy !req
696. We could get dressed up. Could be fun.Copy !req
697. Mm. Uh…Copy !req
698. I don't think that would be my thing.Copy !req
699. - You like it when I put makeup on you.
- Yeah, when we're in my room.Copy !req
700. I don't know if I'm ready to do that with…Copy !req
701. in front of people.Copy !req
702. I like it when it's just you and me.Copy !req
703. I have to tell you something.Copy !req
704. I kissed someone else.Copy !req
705. In Nigeria.Copy !req
706. You what?Copy !req
707. It just happened. I'm so sorry, Adam.Copy !req
708. I need to go and feed Madam, so…Copy !req
709. Madam?Copy !req
710. Amazing!Copy !req
711. You're nearly there, Jean.Copy !req
712. Where the fuck is Jakob?Copy !req
713. Keep breathing, Jean.
You're doing amazingly.Copy !req
714. - Amazing!Copy !req
715. That's it. That's it.Copy !req
716. Brilliant.Copy !req
717. Why are there so many people?Copy !req
718. When babies are a little early,
they always like to have us all here.Copy !req
719. I said,
"I'm injured in three places,"Copy !req
720. and the doctor says,
"Well, don't go there."Copy !req
721. Ah, bummer!Copy !req
722. - Maureen says she can't make it.
- Aw.Copy !req
723. This salad's delicious.
Did you make it, Peter?Copy !req
724. No, I don't have the time,
unfortunately, to cook.Copy !req
725. That's why God gave us caterers!Copy !req
726. Very good.Copy !req
727. I made that one, actually.Copy !req
728. Oh. Where'd you get the recipe?Copy !req
729. - I saw it on a television program.
- Mm.Copy !req
730. But I added the feta and the parsley.Copy !req
731. I love a man who can cook.Copy !req
732. I don't think making a salad
is exactly cooking, is it?Copy !req
733. Putting a lot of leaves in a bowl.Copy !req
734. But wait till you taste the chocolate
and beetroot cake for dessert.Copy !req
735. It's to fucking die for and gluten-free.Copy !req
736. - Guilt-free. Huh?
- Mm. There is something sweet in there.Copy !req
737. I put honey in the dressing,
and there's also pomegranate seeds and—Copy !req
738. Pomegran—Copy !req
739. Could somebody here give
my little brother a job?Copy !req
740. - He's got too much time on his hands.Copy !req
741. What you doing?Copy !req
742. I'm leaving.Copy !req
743. Why? The grown-ups
are in the middle of dinner.Copy !req
744. Because I can't bear to waste
another precious second of my lifeCopy !req
745. pretending to like you.Copy !req
746. You're awful.Copy !req
747. Oh, that's a wee bit dramatic,
don't you think, Michaela?Copy !req
748. My name is Michael!Copy !req
749. And my life is a failure.Copy !req
750. My wife's left, I'm quite sure
my son hates me, and I'm unemployed.Copy !req
751. But I'd rather all those things than be
a pumped-up shit of a man like you.Copy !req
752. You've been a shit since you were a child.
I think you'll be a shit until you die.Copy !req
753. Probably because our dad
was the biggest shit of all.Copy !req
754. And you learned to bully me
so he wouldn't bully you.Copy !req
755. And that is such a great shame.Copy !req
756. But I am too old
for it to be my problem anymore.Copy !req
757. Goodbye, Peter.Copy !req
758. He, uh… He's…Copy !req
759. I like this bowl.Copy !req
760. Hi. I got your messages. Where is she?Copy !req
761. She's in there.Copy !req
762. That's it, darling.Copy !req
763. I need you to give me
one last big push, Jean.Copy !req
764. Come on. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
765. That's it. You've done it!Copy !req
766. - It's a little girl!Copy !req
767. I'm so sorry I was late.Copy !req
768. It's a girl.Copy !req
769. - You did it! You did it!Copy !req
770. She's so tiny.Copy !req
771. So tiny.Copy !req
772. - You did so good.Copy !req
773. - I feel strange.
- What?Copy !req
774. Something's wrong.Copy !req
775. What? Something's wrong.Copy !req
776. What's happening here? What's happening?Copy !req
777. Can you please step outside?Copy !req
778. Thank you so much, Maeve.Copy !req
779. Come here.Copy !req
780. Will you stay again tonight?Copy !req
781. You've had a really shitty day.Copy !req
782. Yeah, that would be nice.
I'm just gonna say goodbye to my friend.Copy !req
783. Okay.Copy !req
784. Maeve, I know
you don't like emotional shit,Copy !req
785. but I've been thinking about
how you don't really have a proper mum,Copy !req
786. and I wanted you to know
that even though my mum has money,Copy !req
787. she's also crap sometimes too.Copy !req
788. So I was thinking
that maybe we could be each other's mums.Copy !req
789. Thanks, Mum.Copy !req
790. You're welcome, Mum.Copy !req
791. - Hi, Maureen.
- Hi.Copy !req
792. I made a salad.
I thought you and Adam might like it.Copy !req
793. Actually, that's not true.
I just wanted to see you.Copy !req
794. And I just wanted to sayCopy !req
795. that I know I was hard to live with,Copy !req
796. that I'm rigid, and I'm uptight.Copy !req
797. I don't know how to be spontaneous
or anything close to happy.Copy !req
798. But I do want to change.Copy !req
799. I want to try to be the man that you want.Copy !req
800. Do you think we could talk?Copy !req
801. I don't want to talk.Copy !req
802. Hi. Oh, it's me again.Copy !req
803. Is Maeve here?Copy !req
804. Yeah. Yeah, she's in the back garden.Copy !req
805. Hey.Copy !req
806. Hi! What are you doing here?Copy !req
807. I, uh, I needed to talk to you.Copy !req
808. What's… what's going on?Copy !req
809. It was never about the clinic.Copy !req
810. I did the clinic to be close to you.Copy !req
811. And then you made me realize
I'm good at something,Copy !req
812. and I like helping people.Copy !req
813. And I thought you ignored my message,
and it crushed my heart.Copy !req
814. I stopped doing the clinic
because it reminded me of you. It sucked.Copy !req
815. 'Cause I wanna help people.Copy !req
816. I know this is only about money for you,
but let's just be a team again, please?Copy !req
817. If I can't be with you romantically,
I still wanna see you every day.Copy !req
818. Nothing feels right
when you're not around.Copy !req
819. It wasn't just about the money for me.Copy !req
820. I wanted to be close to you too.Copy !req