1. - Hello, Kermit. Nice legs.
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2. Have you got green pubes, Kermit?
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3. What is that?
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4. - [boy 2] Oh, she is such a freak.
- [boy 3] She's a creep.
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5. You should be careful dressing like that.
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6. And you should be careful perpetuating
old-fashioned patriarchal ideology.
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7. It'll make it difficult
for people to like you.
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8. Hey!
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9. Come on, Kermit, show us your pubes!
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11. Yeah, I am.
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12. Mmm.
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13. Come on then.
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14. That's it.
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15. - Good morning.
- Ah!
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16. Why are you in my bed?
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I'll destroy your life.
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19. Of course we had sex, Otis.
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23. - No, I'm pretty sure we used one.
- Well, where is it?
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25. Mmm...
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27. - I heard about the girl—
- I can't believe I had sex with you.
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we definitely used a condom, right?
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30. Oh!
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31. - Sorry.
Otis!
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34. - I'm Ruby.
- Hello, Ruby.
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36. Oh.
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37. - Thank you. This one's—
- I was just being polite.
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- It was not my intention.
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a lot of responsibility being taken here.
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and my house is trashed!
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46. Oh, it's too loud, and I'm late,
and my head hurts, and I-I-I...
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48. - Later?
- Yes.
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49. Later? Otis!
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50. - Uh...
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- I don't trust her.
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53. - Who, Body Slammer?
- No, her mum.
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58. Oh, yeah. Quick, call the police,
our neighbor's watching Bargain Hunt!
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63. Because you got very drunk,
offended your unrequited love
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64. and ex-girlfriend, puked on yourself,
and danced really badly
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at this school.
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66. - Eric.
- Mm-hmm.
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67. - I had sex with Ruby.
- What?
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68. - Are you sure you had sex?
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69. Well, she definitely thinks we had sex.
The details are hazy.
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I feel like I'm either having
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or I'm just very, very thirsty... or both.
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72. - Okay, calm down and listen to me.
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forest glade fantasy
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- I did not imagine that.
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- It's not.
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77. - Sex has consequences.
- Well, it's not like you're gonna father
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- I heard you shagged Ruby, dude.
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89. Oh, no, no, no!
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90. I'm embarrassed!
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What's happening?
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92. I was drunk.
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93. - Yes, yes, you were, mate.
- Seriously!
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you told Dr. Milburn I had crabs.
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95. - I said you might have one crab.
- Holy shit.
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96. Miss Sands loves doing dirty talk
with Mr. Hendricks.
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97. - Amazing.
That is amazing.
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up to 17 times a day,
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- I'm a monster!
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107. Seventeen times?
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108. Dirty, dirty pig.
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get to the bottom of this.
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113. - I had to tell them.
- We're not friends, Viv.
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to me too, you know?
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115. Fine. We were never friends
in the first place.
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116. Aimes, you're covered in mud.
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117. Yeah. I am.
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118. - Can we talk?
- Not right now, Steve. I'm late for gym.
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119. Aimes, guess what?
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120. - Otis had sex with Ruby last right.
- I'm sure it didn't mean anything.
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122. Yeah, I'm fine.
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123. I'm sure he didn't mean it.
He was really drunk.
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125. Yeah.
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127. Hello, Miss Milburn.
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128. I need you to come into the school
at 4:00 p.m. today.
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130. - Can you tell me what it's concerning?
- Just be here at 4:00 p.m.
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135. It wasn't me.
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136. - It was not me.
- I wouldn't have the time.
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138. Ah. You're on time. That's odd.
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139. I have an errand to run,
so will you be all right with Jessie?
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140. - Uh, yeah, I like dogs.
- Are you sure?
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You know, she can't even sit.
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It's almost the end of the day.
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147. I have hemorrhoids.
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148. Oh, yes. I feel your pain.
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149. Hemorrhoid Club.
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151. Otis!
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153. - What?
- Shh.
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about the condom?
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156. - Yes.
- It's more like 96.5.
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putting it in the bin,
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161. - Shall we go play Smash Bros?
- Oh, I can't.
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at my church tonight.
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163. - Is church boring?
- No.
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164. It's actually quite fun, you know.
There's singing, there's plantain,
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sometimes this auntie called Gloria
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166. - starts speaking in tongues.
- Cool.
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167. - Can I come with you?
- You don't want to come to my service.
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unless you don't want me to.
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170. But, um...
I have to be a bit different there.
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171. Like, a bit more serious,
if you get what I mean.
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173. - You sure?
- Yeah.
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176. We've made an appointment
with your counselor.
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177. - Can't we do this another time?
- No, we're doing it now. Get in.
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178. Get in the car.
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179. Well, well.
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180. Here we are. I don't like keeping you
after school, girls, but this is serious.
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181. I had nothing to do with this,
and it'll look really bad on my school CV,
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182. - so may I go home, please?
- No, you may not.
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thought it would be funny
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on that mirror.
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185. We're going to sit here
until they admit it was them.
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186. No one has anything to say?
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187. Fine. You will circle
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188. until one of you owns up.
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189. - That's not very productive, miss.
- Neither is slut-shaming your teacher.
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190. Get circling, girls.
I'll be back to check on you.
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191. Have you ever done this before?
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192. No! What are you trying to say?
You slept with me too, you know.
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193. I know, I'm not trying to say anything.
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194. Look, I'm not having your pale,
unusually long children, okay?
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195. - So just go in and get it already.
- Me?
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the morning after pill, Otis.
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197. People will talk.
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200. You might need to up your meds.
You are taking them?
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204. Shit. Oh, God. I think it's a flat.
Brilliant, we're gonna be late.
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205. I can't control it, can I?
You drive too fast.
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209. Brilliant.
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210. Very sensitive sinuses.
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211. And can I get
the morning after pill, please?
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212. - Excuse me?
The morning after pill?
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The morning after pill.
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214. - I still can't hear you.
The morning after pill.
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216. - Why not?
- You don't have a vagina, sir.
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218. - You need to buy it in person.
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221. It's not humiliating.
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stuff like this happens all the time.
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or people forget to use them,
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It's nothing to be ashamed of.
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if you are pregnant
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I'll quit school, get a job
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- Last night.
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- Did you use contraception?
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The prophylactic's missing.
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232. Sorry, I'm not here.
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- Two weeks ago.
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235. No. Why do people keep asking me that?
I'm not a slut.
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237. My dad has MS. He was diagnosed last year.
It's quite bad.
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239. That'll be £25.
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240. It's his penis, he's paying for it.
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- I've no idea who you are.
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Everyone knows who I am.
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- Look, I'm just saying,
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- Oh, just push it in first, and then—
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I'm calling them.
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249. - I said we don't have to.
- This is so typical of you.
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then why isn't it done?
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to get a divorce.
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pushing us both away.
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all the "A's,
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267. - not just the singular ones.
- You're so dumb sometimes, Aimee.
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You guys are such clichés.
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You're genuinely weird.
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- What category are you in, Pythagoras,
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- The really, really intelligent one.
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274. Ooh!
- Shut up.
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- Please, Miss Sands. This is pointless.
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what you have in common instead.
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- No, I'm not.
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sex advice from Miss Milburn?
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wanting to incorporate...
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- Those are my private notes,
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by anybody else.
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but I don't know how they were misplaced.
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- Yeah, I skipped a year in primary school.
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- Amir is not an Indian surname.
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299. - Iranian.
- You're 15?
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300. You could go to prison for statutory rape!
This is very serious.
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301. Iranian?
- Fifteen? What the fuck, Malek?
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303. - We are not going to press charges.
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to children? It's despicable.
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about a possible fetish.
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concerning that subject.
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308. - I... I didn't tell them to do anything—
- You shouldn't have been talking
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This is not what you were employed to do.
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311. - Yes, but my report—
- Is no longer welcome on campus
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- For God sake!
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who gave us the actual advice.
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was super strange, but it worked.
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because you're free.
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if we want to go home.
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- I do.
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- Oh, I'm more into
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- I hate shopping.
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- Can't we just pretend
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- I might be going to prison
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What are we doing?
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- ... things we all like.
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- Yeah, are you?
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- Great.
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about female solidarity,
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- You're so evil.
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346. Mmm.
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Mrs. Effiong. It's not what I thought.
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- Anthea. You can't ask that.
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- Anthea.
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- Just... You don't have to answer that.
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I don't want to talk to you right now,
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- It's ridiculous, Mum.
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until we talk, so...
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you could possibly say to me.
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- No, you did mean it.
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366. - I didn't mean to make you cry, Mum.
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that you would say I wasn't your real mum,
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I'm almost relieved.
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- But you didn't come through me.
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- That's why I was so happy
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because that's my passion,
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you couldn't compete anymore...
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of truth in that.
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376. - I genuinely thought you enjoyed it.
- I did enjoy it...
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about swimming when I was a kid?
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I felt like I could do anything.
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- I know.
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to do with our relationship, okay?
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386. You've gotta let me figure out who I am
and what else I like to do on my own.
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- Yeah.
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415. Thank you, Pastor.
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416. - Welcome.
- Thank you.
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417. Jesus is with you.
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418. Oh, sorry. I don't believe in Jesus.
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419. Jesus is with you.
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420. I hope I didn't offend him.
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421. - No.
Hallelujah!
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422. Hallelujah!
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423. You did give me consent, right?
I'm kind of worried you didn't.
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424. Yes, Otis. I definitely said yes.
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425. When I'm sad, I make out with nerdy boys.
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426. It was 100 percent intentional.
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427. Why nerdy boys?
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428. Because they think they're in love
with me, which feels amazing,
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429. until they get clingy
and want to show me all their things.
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430. I don't think I'm in love with you.
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431. Sure you don't.
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432. Was I... Was I okay at the sex bit?
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433. - It was kind of my first time.
- You're a virgin?
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434. Well, I was.
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435. You weren't great,
but you weren't terrible.
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436. You kept asking me if I was okay.
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437. - It's important to check in.
- It was every ten seconds.
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438. Were you sad because of your dad?
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439. Yeah, a bit.
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440. He had to quit his job,
and my mum's really stressed about it.
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441. But mainly I was upset
because I over-plucked my left eyebrow,
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442. and I'd just got them symmetrical.
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443. They look very even to me.
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444. Thank you for checking in.
A lot of guys don't.
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445. There must be something we all like.
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446. - Chocolate?
- Yes.
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447. No.
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448. Let's just tell Miss Sands that we resent
being grouped together
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449. and forced to bond on the basis
of our gender.
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450. Or I could pretend I like chocolate.
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451. I know you are comfortable
with being dishonest, but I'm not.
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452. What's that supposed to mean?
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453. You pretend to be all radical
and feminist,
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454. when you're just a girl who goes around
stabbing other girls in the back.
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455. - It's not true.
- So, you didn't try
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456. - and steal my boyfriend then?
- Can we not fight?
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457. Shut up. It just got interesting.
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458. I didn't try and steal your boyfriend,
Ola. I had to tell him how I felt.
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459. You didn't have to, Maeve. You chose to.
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460. Did you even like Otis?
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461. Or did you just want to win?
You're a snake.
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462. Yeah? At least I don't pretend
to be so sweet and nice all the time.
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463. You don't know anything about me!
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464. Stop fighting over a stupid boy!
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465. Aimes, why are you crying?
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466. Because I can't get on the bus.
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467. Oh, Aimes. It's okay.
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468. It's okay.
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469. Um, can I come and see you?
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470. I... I'm...
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471. I didn't know who else to talk to.
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472. You can all stop looking at me now.
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473. So you can't get on the bus
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474. because you think
that man's gonna be on it again?
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475. No. It's more that he had
this really kind face.
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476. I remember because he smiled at me,
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477. and he didn't look like
some wanking psycho killer.
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478. So it's, like, if he could do something
like that, then anyone could.
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479. I always felt safe before,
and now I don't.
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480. - Probably sounds stupid.
- It doesn't sound stupid.
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481. I was groped
at the train station last year.
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482. We were going to a gig in the city,
this group of guys walked past
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483. and one of them grabbed my tit.
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484. And it really, really hurt.
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485. So, I sometimes feel funny in crowds too.
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486. It was like they thought
my body was theirs or something.
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487. Yeah, like we're public property.
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488. A few years ago,
some boys were catcalling me.
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489. This woman told me it was my fault
because my shorts were too revealing.
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490. So I went home
and I cut them even shorter,
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491. because fuck them.
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492. Good. Why should you have to change
your behavior because of what they did?
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493. Exactly.
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494. I used to go to the local swimming pool
all the time when I was a kid.
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495. One day this guy flashed me his penis
in the pool...
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496. and it looked all dangly
and funny under the water.
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497. I told my mum about it,
and she wouldn't let me go back anymore.
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498. It's sad because
the pool was my favorite place to go.
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499. - That's so unfair.
- I guess,
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500. but statistically, two thirds of girls
experience unwanted sexual tension
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501. or contact in public spaces
before the age of 21.
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502. So, it's not unusual.
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503. Why are some men so obsessed
with getting their dicks out?
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504. Sometimes I go on Chat Roulette,
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505. and there are so many flaccid penises
on there.
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506. There are long ones, short ones, fat ones.
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507. There was once even one that looked like
it had a tiny face.
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508. I think if I had an extra arm growing
in between my legs,
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509. - I might want to show everyone too.
Yeah.
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510. - Maybe it's a power thing.
- Yeah.
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511. I think the man on the bus
liked that I was afraid.
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512. A man followed me home from work
about a year ago.
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513. Every time I sped up, he sped up.
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514. It was so scary.
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515. He ran off when he saw my dad,
which made me angry
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516. because I don't want to be dependent
on another man to protect me.
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517. - I'm sorry that happened to you.
- You too.
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518. Thank you.
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519. At least we can go home now.
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520. Dicks.
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521. - I'll tell you who loves ginger nuts.
- Yeah?
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522. - Eric Clapton.
- Really?
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523. - Absolutely loves them.
- Are you joking?
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524. Stop!
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525. I only did it 'cause
I love you, and I found out you love him.
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526. He can't offer you what I can, miss.
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527. I have an innate appreciation
for older women,
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528. and I can roll a joint
into the shape of a swan.
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529. That is problematic on so many levels,
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530. but I must say the lipstick
was an ingenious touch.
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531. - You really think so?
- It's not happening, Kyle. Okay?
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532. Follow me.
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533. - I love you.
Now!
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534. Sit.
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535. - Stand.
- I don't believe it.
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536. Sit.
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537. It's a miracle. Ha!
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538. You're a smart boy.
Why aren't you in school?
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539. I'm no good at school.
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540. Yes, well, you carry on like this,
you're looking at employee of the month.
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541. Huh?
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542. I'm going to go to the movies tonight,
so you can lock up for me.
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543. I'm going to go and get ready.
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544. Girls...
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545. I'm afraid there's been a mistake.
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546. We've found the culprit.
You may go home now.
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547. I'm very sorry for wasting your time.
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548. Well, great. I knew it.
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549. Oh, out of curiosity,
what did you come up with?
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550. What binds you together?
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551. Other than non-consensual penises, miss,
not much.
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552. - Are you gonna be okay?
- I think so.
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553. I don't feel sad, I just feel angry.
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554. I know something that might help.
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555. I like your family. They're sweet.
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556. What do you mean "sweet"?
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557. The way they believe
in all that God stuff.
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558. They think it's real.
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559. I believe in it too.
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560. Yeah, but not properly.
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561. - You pretend to keep the peace, right?
- No.
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562. No, I believe in God, Rahim.
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563. How can you believe in a god
that doesn't think you should exist?
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564. Okay, this is awkward.
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565. No, my family had to leave their country
because of religion.
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566. It just doesn't make any sense to me.
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567. - I didn't know that.
- It's okay.
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568. It's our differences
that make me love you.
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569. We'll agree to disagree.
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570. Love?
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571. Does that freak you out?
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572. No, no, no. Uh...
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573. I... I love you too.
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574. Ah, putain!
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575. - I think my heart stopped for a moment.
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576. Let's go.
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577. I just cannot believe
he's been taking all that money
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578. from all those other students.
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579. I feel like
I don't know him at all, like...
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580. like I've got a stranger
living in my house.
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581. I think we can't ever truly know
these creatures that we created.
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582. - Well, perhaps you're right.
- Talk to him.
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583. That's all you can do.
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584. Hey.
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585. Want to get something to eat after this...
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586. with me?
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587. I'm afraid I can't do that, Jean.
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588. It was one stupid kiss.
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589. You really can't forgive me?
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590. You know...
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591. I may not be as intellectual
as your ex-husband,
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592. but I do know my boundaries.
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593. I can't go through
that kind of pain again.
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594. I'm not sure if I could get up.
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595. - My girls need me.
- Mm.
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596. Mm.
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597. You're not ready
for the kind of intimacy I'm looking for.
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598. Understood.
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599. Goodbye, Jakob.
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600. Yeah.
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601. - Come in.
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602. - Dinner is in ten minutes.
- Okay.
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603. Your thoughts are very loud, Mum.
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604. - That boy is not right for you.
- You don't think any boy's right for me.
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605. It's not him, it's you.
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606. You act like a different person
when you're around him,
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607. like you're trying to be something
that you're not.
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608. He doesn't make you sparkle.
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609. What do I do?
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610. Think about something
that makes you really, really angry,
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611. and then smash it as hard as you can.
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612. Mmm.
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613. I'm angry that I'm not very good
at baking cakes.
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614. - Yes!
- Woo!
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615. - Come on.
Go on, Aimee!
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616. I'm angry that Steve keeps trying so hard
to make things better,
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617. but he doesn't understand.
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618. - Yes! Come on!
- Woo!
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619. I'm angry that a horrible man
ruined my best jeans
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620. and nobody did anything,
and now, I can't get on the fucking bus!
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621. - Yeah!
Yes!
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622. - This is amazing!
- Woo!
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623. - Gonna keep smashing stuff!
- Yeah!
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624. - Yes!
- Give it to them!
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625. I did try and steal him.
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626. - I'm sorry.
- I did like him...
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627. but I kind of wanted to beat you too.
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628. Let's get you home.
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629. Wanna walk me home?
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630. Yeah.
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631. Hey, Mum.
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632. Are you all right?
I heard about what happened.
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633. Otis.
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634. Have you been giving sex advice
to students at school for money?
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635. What are you talking about?
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636. - Tell me the truth.
- I am.
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637. You look just like your father
when you lie.
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638. - Let's talk about this rationally.
- I can't talk to you right now.
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639. Mum.
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640. Oh, shit!
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641. I didn't think you wanted
to be my friend anymore.
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642. This wasn't in my plan.
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643. Boys that smell a bit sweaty
were in my plan,
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644. not girls that smell like vanilla pods.
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645. - I don't smell like a vanilla pod.
- Yeah, you do.
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646. And car air freshener... sometimes.
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647. You're very clean.
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648. Sorry I confused you, but...
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649. it really hurt
when you started avoiding me.
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650. Fine.
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651. We can still be friends.
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652. Fine.
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653. I'll see you at school then.
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654. Wait. I think I don't wanna be
just friends.
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655. Why?
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656. Because you smell
so much better than a boy.
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657. I just...
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658. - Hello.
Hey.
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659. So, your mum's lying about going to work.
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660. I saw her pretending to leave this morning
and sneaking back into the caravan again.
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661. Shit stirrer.
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662. I'm only telling you what I saw.
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663. Take it or leave it.
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664. - Okay. Night, Isaac.
- Good night.
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665. Why do you always double knot?
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666. I don't want you running off, do I?
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667. You're funny.
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668. Ooh!
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669. - Say bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.
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670. Bye-bye.
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671. All right, 007, enough.
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672. God.
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673. - Hi, Mum.
- Fucking arsehole.
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674. What you doing?
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675. - I had to pop back—
- Isaac told me he saw you yesterday.
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676. I got fired.
I didn't know how to tell you.
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677. Um...
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678. I felt so ashamed.
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679. But... I am looking for something else.
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680. - Are you using again?
- No, I am not.
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681. I swear on my life.
I swear on your life, on Elsie's life.
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682. I'm clean.
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683. Please believe me.
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684. I believe you.
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685. Lie to me one more time, and you're out.
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686. What are you doing here?
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687. Getting the bus.
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688. We're all getting the bus.
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689. Are you getting on or what?
Give her a minute.
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690. It's just a stupid bus.
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