1. - I think we should have sex.
- We are having sex.Copy !req
2. Oh, you mean up the...Copy !req
3. - Like, sex sex.
- Yeah.Copy !req
4. What are you doing?Copy !req
5. Waiting for you to... put it in.Copy !req
6. Oh, did you already douche?Copy !req
7. I mean, unless you're cool with it
maybe being a bit messy.Copy !req
8. Uh, no.Copy !req
9. Of course I already douched.Copy !req
10. 'Cause I like to be clean.Copy !req
11. Speaking of clean, I...Copy !req
12. I'm gonna go wash my hands.Copy !req
13. 'Cause that's how clean I am.Copy !req
14. Sorry, I should... Hello.Copy !req
15. Help!Copy !req
16. I've been mugged.Copy !req
17. Come now. It's an emergency.Copy !req
18. Hold on. Wait. No, slow down.
Don't move, I'll be right there.Copy !req
19. So, Olivia's been mugged.Copy !req
20. Sorry. I've gotta go.Copy !req
21. Rain check?Copy !req
22. Yeah, of course. I hope she's okay.Copy !req
23. You know,Copy !req
24. people think you're mean,
but you're actually so sweet.Copy !req
25. Okay, thanks. All right, see you, bye.Copy !req
26. Come on. You need to spit.Copy !req
27. Can you get me a mirror, please?Copy !req
28. Oh, I see.Copy !req
29. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
30. - Yeah.
- All good?Copy !req
31. - Thank you.
- Perfect.Copy !req
32. Oh, you're a twat.Copy !req
33. It's looking good.Copy !req
34. So when can he get back to training?Copy !req
35. Shouldn't I wait, Mum?
It's literally just come off.Copy !req
36. You'll be fine. Take it slow, obviously,Copy !req
37. but it's important
to build your strength up.Copy !req
38. You can start training again this week.Copy !req
39. Maybe tomorrow evening?Copy !req
40. - Thanks for taking her, Cynthia.
- That's all right, love.Copy !req
41. Jonathan's always wanted a sibling.Copy !req
42. Your mum's holding down that job then?
Wonders never cease.Copy !req
43. Yeah, she's enjoying it, I think.Copy !req
44. Okay.Copy !req
45. See you later. Be good.Copy !req
46. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
47. Do you want to hang out later?Copy !req
48. I've got plans.Copy !req
49. - Ooh, and what are your plans?
- Haven't decided yet.Copy !req
50. Great. I'm looking forward
to hanging out later then.Copy !req
51. Oh, I still can't believe
she called me "uptight."Copy !req
52. - Seriously.
- Well, you do over-analyze stuff.Copy !req
53. - Oh! Oh, so you agree with her?
- No! No!Copy !req
54. Well, you are a bit rigid at times,
don't you think?Copy !req
55. I'm not rigid. I am...Copy !req
56. I'm totally chill.Copy !req
57. - Okay.
- In fact, I'm going to show you bothCopy !req
58. just how chill I am.Copy !req
59. I'm going to have a small gathering
of friends at my house tonight.Copy !req
60. - A party?
- No, a small gathering.Copy !req
61. And I'm gonna cook a roast chicken.Copy !req
62. Don't cook a roast chicken.
Cooking a roast chicken is not chill.Copy !req
63. Okay? Who are you going to invite?
You don't have any friends.Copy !req
64. - Yes, I do.
- Who?Copy !req
65. I have you and...Copy !req
66. - Lily.
- Lily? Is Lily your friend?Copy !req
67. Yes, she is. I helped her vagina open up.Copy !req
68. - But don't repeat that, it's confidential.
- Clients are not friends, Otis.Copy !req
69. Fine. You invite Rahim
and some of your Swing Band friends.Copy !req
70. I'll invite you and Lily, and we can have
a totally spontaneous,Copy !req
71. super-small, chill gathering
at my house tonight.Copy !req
72. Without a chicken?Copy !req
73. Without a chicken.Copy !req
74. Hey, Lily. How are you doing?Copy !req
75. I have to be somewhere else.Copy !req
76. Otis, you can't be mad at both of them.Copy !req
77. I can. Maeve ruined my relationship,Copy !req
78. - and Ola broke up with me, so—
- Uh, that's a little extreme.Copy !req
79. - You should invite Maeve to your party.
- No, it's a small gathering.Copy !req
80. Uh, you can have a couple of drinks,
clear the air. I know you want to.Copy !req
81. - I do not want her there.Copy !req
82. I feel bad about Maeve.Copy !req
83. We spoke about this, Steve.
She was too much of a riskCopy !req
84. and she doesn't take this seriously.
At least Paulina is reliable.Copy !req
85. I can hear you.Copy !req
86. Hey, Viv. I loved that meme
you sent me last night.Copy !req
87. - It was hilarious.
- I know. Cats playing Scrabble,Copy !req
88. gets me every time.Copy !req
89. Polly.Copy !req
90. Prawn cocktail?Copy !req
91. No.Copy !req
92. I can't deal with the smell of fish
before lunch.Copy !req
93. - Anyway, how long until the heat?
- Um...Copy !req
94. We have 25 minutes of free time
before the minibus leaves.Copy !req
95. - Great. I might go and do some push-ups.
- Okay. I'll get on with some practice.Copy !req
96. I am going to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
97. Polly, I can smell it from here.Copy !req
98. Party at Otis Milburn's tonight.Copy !req
99. Okay. Party at Otis Milburn's tonight.Copy !req
100. - But it's a Thursday.
- BYO booze.Copy !req
101. We can't be hungover at rehearsals.Copy !req
102. Hi. Um, party at Otis Milburn's tonight.Copy !req
103. It's a Thursday.Copy !req
104. - Thursday's the new Friday.
- No, Wednesday is the new Saturday.Copy !req
105. - Everybody knows that.
- Can I come to the party?Copy !req
106. No, Rahim. I've disgraced us.Copy !req
107. I didn't realize you were going, Rahim.
Uh, where's Otis's house then?Copy !req
108. Uh, 43 Ashford Street.Copy !req
109. BYO booze.Copy !req
110. Bye. Your hair is majestic.Copy !req
111. You're not actually going
to a party on a Thursday, are you?Copy !req
112. Thursdays are the new Fridays, Olivia.
Get with the program.Copy !req
113. My boyfriend wants to have anal sex.Copy !req
114. I told him I've done it before,
but I haven't, and I'm freaking out.Copy !req
115. Okay, well, um...Copy !req
116. what exactly are you afraid of?Copy !req
117. I don't know how to douche.Copy !req
118. I've looked it up online.
Every website says something different.Copy !req
119. Listen to me,Copy !req
120. I cannot, under any circumstances,
shit myself.Copy !req
121. Let me do some research,
and I'll get back to you.Copy !req
122. Also, I'm having a small gathering
of friends at my house tonight,Copy !req
123. - if you'd like to come—
- What the fuck's a "small gathering"?Copy !req
124. It's... a small group—Copy !req
125. - Be quick with the research, yeah?
Hey.Copy !req
126. Hey, guys. Um...Copy !req
127. - weird question.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
128. What do you know about anal douching?Copy !req
129. Um, not much to be honest, Otis.Copy !req
130. I know about this, I'll teach you.Copy !req
131. - Hi, Claire.
- Hey.Copy !req
132. Hello?Copy !req
133. Are you okay in there?Copy !req
134. It was the prawn cocktail sandwich.Copy !req
135. We need you back.
Paulina's got food poisoning,Copy !req
136. - and she wasn't very good anyway.
- It's true, you were so much better.Copy !req
137. She always said "pacific"
instead of "specific,"Copy !req
138. and didn't know
marsupials have pouches.Copy !req
139. Okay, fine. Please will you come back?
But you can't go rogue, okay?Copy !req
140. Jean speaking.Copy !req
141. Hello, Jean.
It's Michelle Lawson, Remi's agent.Copy !req
142. - Long time no speak.
- Hello, Michelle.Copy !req
143. I'm calling because
Remi mentioned the possibilityCopy !req
144. of you two writing together again.Copy !req
145. Something about teenagers
and sex education in schools?Copy !req
146. Sounds fascinating.Copy !req
147. Well, firstly, my research is confidential
and secondly, Remi is grossly mistaken.Copy !req
148. I will not be writing with him again.Copy !req
149. Oh, why not?Copy !req
150. Because he is a colossal twat.Copy !req
151. - Oh, hello, Ola.
- Hi.Copy !req
152. Have a seat.Copy !req
153. So, Dad told me
you guys aren't seeing each other anymore.Copy !req
154. Well, at least...Copy !req
155. it might make it easier
for you and Otis now.Copy !req
156. Oh, we broke up too.Copy !req
157. Oh, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
158. He didn't tell you?Copy !req
159. Well, he doesn't tell me much
these days, and...Copy !req
160. Well, sometimes I wonder if
it would've been easier if I'd had a girl.Copy !req
161. Girls can be pretty annoying too.Copy !req
162. You know, if you ever need
to talk to a woman about anything...Copy !req
163. What would you do
if you really liked someone,Copy !req
164. and you were so sure they liked you too,Copy !req
165. but all of a sudden they're acting like
they find you completely revolting?Copy !req
166. Douching is not essentialCopy !req
167. if you eat a lot of fiber
and empty your bowels regularly.Copy !req
168. - Huh.
- Hmm.Copy !req
169. If you've never douched before,
it might be bestCopy !req
170. to start with a simple bulb, like that.Copy !req
171. So, water in the bulb...Copy !req
172. If I'm not cooking a roast chicken,
what are people going to eat?Copy !req
173. Crisps.Copy !req
174. Otis, just crisps.Copy !req
175. for as long as you can,
sit on the toilet...Copy !req
176. and release.Copy !req
177. - What about dips?
- No dips.Copy !req
178. - But my guac is—
- Just listen to Rahim.Copy !req
179. and protective mucus in your anus.Copy !req
180. - Boys!
- Hey!Copy !req
181. Let's see the hand.Copy !req
182. - Glad to have you back, Marchetti.
- Cheers, man.Copy !req
183. Sir,Copy !req
184. my cast came off this morning
and I'm back training this week.Copy !req
185. Amazing news. Congratulations.Copy !req
186. So, I'm not gonna be able
to make dress rehearsals tomorrow night.Copy !req
187. Jackson, this is show business, all right?Copy !req
188. Not no-show business.
Just rearrange training.Copy !req
189. It's my mum, sir. She wants me
back in the pool as soon as possible.Copy !req
190. I'm sure she'll understand.
It's great to have more than one passion.Copy !req
191. Talk to her, okay?Copy !req
192. Squat, don't rush,
push it in, compress the bulb.Copy !req
193. - Pull to take it out.Copy !req
194. What's going on?Copy !req
195. I'm teaching Otis how to douche.Copy !req
196. - But we're leaving, actually.
- Yeah. Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
197. Thank you.Copy !req
198. Squeeze, hold, release.Copy !req
199. - I'll pick you up at your house.
- I can meet you at the party.Copy !req
200. - Small gathering.
- Yeah, but I wanna see where you live.Copy !req
201. Okay.Copy !req
202. What's the matter?Copy !req
203. I've just never had anyone
meet my family before.Copy !req
204. I still think that you should invite her.Copy !req
205. No.Copy !req
206. - What—
- No. I'll see you later.Copy !req
207. I don't want to see any roast chicken!Copy !req
208. Hey, Maeve.Copy !req
209. Um, I think you should come
to Otis's party tonight.Copy !req
210. - I didn't get an invite.
- But I know he wants you there.Copy !req
211. - I think that you two really need to talk.Copy !req
212. He didn't mean what he said in the text.Copy !req
213. Please? Just talk to him.Copy !req
214. I'll think about it, okay?Copy !req
215. Okay.Copy !req
216. See you later. Bye.Copy !req
217. Okay.Copy !req
218. What are you...Copy !req
219. Okay, what are you doing, Mum?
What are you doing?Copy !req
220. Ooh!Copy !req
221. - Otis.
- Mum.Copy !req
222. - Are you okay?
- Yeah. I'm just, uh...Copy !req
223. - I was waiting for you to get back.
- Oh.Copy !req
224. I'm thinking of having
some friends over tonight.Copy !req
225. Oh.Copy !req
226. - A party?
- No.Copy !req
227. Just a gathering.Copy !req
228. Um... But I was thinking
maybe if you could not be there?Copy !req
229. Oh. Oh, I see. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
230. It's not personal.Copy !req
231. - No.
- It's just—Copy !req
232. - Of course not.
- You know?Copy !req
233. You're asserting your independence
from your primary care giver.Copy !req
234. It's perfectly normal.Copy !req
235. I will make myself scarce.Copy !req
236. - Otis?
- Yeah?Copy !req
237. You know you can talk to me
about anything?Copy !req
238. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
239. - Bye, darling.
- See ya.Copy !req
240. What are you doing tonight?Copy !req
241. Remember, whoever wins this heat
gets a place in the televised finals,Copy !req
242. where all your friends, families,
and university recruitersCopy !req
243. will get a chance to see your giant brains
in widescreen high definition.Copy !req
244. Maeve, you are not a lone wolf.
We play as a team today.Copy !req
245. A winning team.Copy !req
246. Okay.Copy !req
247. I talked to Coach earlier.
They said there's every chanceCopy !req
248. you could be back on track
for the Nationals.Copy !req
249. Obviously, we'll take it slowly, but...Copy !req
250. Well, maybe Jackson doesn't want
to talk about swimming right now.Copy !req
251. You mean you don't want to talk about it.Copy !req
252. Uh, that's not what I said.Copy !req
253. - It's what you're implying.
- Everything's fine, okay? I'm fine,Copy !req
254. the hand's fine, everything is fine.
Let's just drop it, okay?Copy !req
255. I'll get it.Copy !req
256. Lovely to meet you, Mrs. Effiong.Copy !req
257. - Eric, who is your friend?
- I'm Eric's boyfriend.Copy !req
258. Oh.Copy !req
259. - Lovely to meet you...
- Rahim.Copy !req
260. Rahim.Copy !req
261. Eric, why didn't you say
you had a boyfriend?Copy !req
262. - Would you like to come in—
- No, no, no! Mum, we're in a rush,Copy !req
263. and we need to go now.Copy !req
264. Don't be late. It's a Thursday.Copy !req
265. - Your family know you're gay, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
266. I came out when I was 13.Copy !req
267. So, why don't you tell your parents
about me then?Copy !req
268. Well, we're just
not a very talkative family.Copy !req
269. Come on. We're gonna be late.Copy !req
270. - We're gonna be late?
- Yeah, we're gonna be late.Copy !req
271. - Yeah.
- Yeah, late.Copy !req
272. Last question,
and for a place in the final,Copy !req
273. according to the Department of Health,Copy !req
274. what is the most common drug
used in the UK?Copy !req
275. - Ibuprofen.Copy !req
276. - Incorrect.Copy !req
277. Fuck.Copy !req
278. Quiz Heads, over to you.Copy !req
279. I think it's marijuana.Copy !req
280. It's not a legal drug.
It's paracetamol, trust me.Copy !req
281. Weed.Copy !req
282. The answer is...Copy !req
283. paracetamol.Copy !req
284. And the Moordale Quiz Heads
are through to the final.Copy !req
285. - Yes! Get in!
- Come on!Copy !req
286. Well done.Copy !req
287. I definitely would have said weed.Copy !req
288. Have you ever done magic mushrooms?Copy !req
289. I'm not sure I should answer that.Copy !req
290. When the others arrive,
I'll put out the rest of the snacks.Copy !req
291. Maybe we can play some charades.Copy !req
292. So, did Eric invite you?Copy !req
293. I heard there was a big party
at your house.Copy !req
294. I thought I might get to hang out
with your mum.Copy !req
295. Oh, God.Copy !req
296. That must be Eric.Copy !req
297. I told him to bring a cheese board.Copy !req
298. Hi, Debbie. Hi.
- You all right?Copy !req
299. Oh, yeah. Okay, um...Copy !req
300. Oh, um...Copy !req
301. Excuse me, um...Copy !req
302. What? Oh, God!Copy !req
303. I can't believe it.Copy !req
304. Who's gonna be there?Copy !req
305. Well, I hope Jamie and Joel.Copy !req
306. - Who even told you about Otis's party?
- Trom-boner.Copy !req
307. Adam?Copy !req
308. Didn't you get expelled?Copy !req
309. I heard he has a huge dick.Copy !req
310. Thanks, Adam.Copy !req
311. - Hi, my babies.
- Hi, Mum.Copy !req
312. You been crying?Copy !req
313. Huh?Copy !req
314. Allergies.Copy !req
315. These bloody plants
are trying to kill me, I think.Copy !req
316. Good job they're pretty, eh?Copy !req
317. How was school?Copy !req
318. I got back on the quiz team.
And we're going to the finals.Copy !req
319. Oh.Copy !req
320. And I have two tickets for family.Copy !req
321. And it would mean a lot
if you could be there.Copy !req
322. - Yeah, of course I'll be there.
- Cool.Copy !req
323. Why are you all dressed up?Copy !req
324. I'm going to a party.Copy !req
325. Who's the boy then?Copy !req
326. No, there's no boy, Mum.Copy !req
327. - I'll see you later.
- What's his name?Copy !req
328. Stop it! There's no boy.Copy !req
329. - Bye, Els.
Mmm.Copy !req
330. Stop!Copy !req
331. Bye.Copy !req
332. - I thought you were busy tonight.
- I am.Copy !req
333. - I'm going to a party.
- Can I come?Copy !req
334. No.Copy !req
335. You don't know what you're missing.
I'm really fun at parties,Copy !req
336. people can't get enough of me.Copy !req
337. - I thought we were friends now.
- What?Copy !req
338. What made you think that?Copy !req
339. I'm not spending another night
stuck inside with my brother.Copy !req
340. Seriously,
my brain's a precious commodity,Copy !req
341. and it's slowly dying from boredom.Copy !req
342. Don't let it die, Maeve.Copy !req
343. Please? Please?Copy !req
344. Oh, my God. Okay, fine!Copy !req
345. - Do I have time to change my shirt?
- No.Copy !req
346. Also, all of our brains are slowly dying.
You're not unique.Copy !req
347. Oh, my goodness.
I'm terrible at making decisions.Copy !req
348. I usually just have what Michael's having.Copy !req
349. I mean,Copy !req
350. I used to have what Michael was having.Copy !req
351. Well, do what I do sometimes:
close your eyes and point.Copy !req
352. Okay.
- It works.Copy !req
353. What can I get you?Copy !req
354. I'll have a three-legged monkey, please.Copy !req
355. Oh!Copy !req
356. - And you?
- I'll have one of those too.Copy !req
357. Yes, being on your own
will get easier, I promise.Copy !req
358. Before you know it, you'll be wondering
how you ever shared the TV remote.Copy !req
359. I hope so.Copy !req
360. How's your... man friend?Copy !req
361. Um... we split up, actually.Copy !req
362. Oh, I'm sorry. What happened?Copy !req
363. I think I realized I'd become
too independent for relationships.Copy !req
364. Hmm.Copy !req
365. I sometimes get worried
that I'm going to end upCopy !req
366. - like my poor old Auntie Gladys.
- What happened to her?Copy !req
367. She choked to death on a microwave dinner.Copy !req
368. - What?
- Nobody found her for two weeks.Copy !req
369. Really?Copy !req
370. - Thank you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
371. Well, here's to Auntie Gladys then.Copy !req
372. To Auntie Gladys.Copy !req
373. - Excuse me.
- Hey!Copy !req
374. - Eric? Hi! I am going to kill you.
- Hey.Copy !req
375. Why? I didn't invite this many people.Copy !req
376. - Is Ola here?
- Why would Ola be here?Copy !req
377. - We have broken up.
- Okay. I thought the whole point of thisCopy !req
378. was for you to show Ola that you're chill.Copy !req
379. - Should I get you both drinks?
- Yeah.Copy !req
380. Yeah, Otis needs a drink. Okay, dude.
Dude...Copy !req
381. this is the closest to cool in sixth form
you're ever gonna get.Copy !req
382. Enjoy it, okay?Copy !req
383. En-joy-ment.Copy !req
384. - Here it is.
- Thank you.Copy !req
385. Chin-chin.Copy !req
386. Ooh.Copy !req
387. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.Copy !req
388. Well,Copy !req
389. this isn't exactly disability-friendly,
is it?Copy !req
390. - Yeah, well you wanted to come.
- And you didn't think about these stairsCopy !req
391. versus wheelchair situation.Copy !req
392. I'm sorry.Copy !req
393. - Let's just go home.
- I'm not going home.Copy !req
394. I'm here to par-tay.Copy !req
395. But that does mean you're gonna
have to carry me down these stairs.Copy !req
396. - Are you joking?
- Does it look like I'm joking?Copy !req
397. Hello, kind sir.Copy !req
398. Would you be so generous as to escort meCopy !req
399. and my chair down these ridiculous steps?Copy !req
400. - I just had a cast taken off, so I can't.
- No, it's fine.Copy !req
401. I'm sensing a hint of tension here.Copy !req
402. Did you guys used to go out or something?Copy !req
403. - So, who broke whose heart?
- Shut up, Isaac.Copy !req
404. Boys.Copy !req
405. - Could you give us a hand getting...
- Isaac.Copy !req
406. - ... Isaac a lift downstairs, please?
- Sure.Copy !req
407. - Enjoy the party, Isaac.
- Grab a corner, boys. One, two...Copy !req
408. So, I'm assuming it was you
who was the breaker of hearts then.Copy !req
409. Okay, we're done here.Copy !req
410. Hey, Jackson! Are you looking forward
to the dress rehearsal tomorrow?Copy !req
411. - Oh, man. You—
- Mate,Copy !req
412. he's not doing that gay Shakespeare shit.Copy !req
413. Look, he's back in the pool.Copy !req
414. Ruby is looking banging tonight.Copy !req
415. You could never.Copy !req
416. Fuck off, Marchetti.Copy !req
417. Dex is here.Copy !req
418. - Um, hi.
- I don't have time for "hi".Copy !req
419. I know I need to go talk to him,
but I don't know how.Copy !req
420. Well, just go up to him and say,
"Hey, Dex," and ask him about his dayCopy !req
421. or a game that he likesCopy !req
422. or another nerdy-type thing
you lot like talking about.Copy !req
423. Then you keep chatting
and see where the night takes you. Easy.Copy !req
424. Be yourself, all right?
And you'll be fine.Copy !req
425. I just realized that your cast is gone.
That's great news.Copy !req
426. Yeah, back to prison for me.Copy !req
427. I'm joking. Go and get your man.Copy !req
428. - Is that Maeve? Why is Maeve here?
- I kind of invited her.Copy !req
429. - What?
- You guys need to talk.Copy !req
430. I'm not talking to her.
She can talk to me.Copy !req
431. Who is that guy?Copy !req
432. - No idea.
- This isn't really my scene, to be honest.Copy !req
433. What's your scene then?Copy !req
434. Uh... I don't know.
Reading a book somewhere alone.Copy !req
435. People need people.Copy !req
436. Is that another NA motivational quote
by any chance?Copy !req
437. No, more of a core value, actually.Copy !req
438. Who's the intense starey guy?Copy !req
439. That's Otis.Copy !req
440. It's his party. Things are a bit weird
between us right now.Copy !req
441. - Is he your boyfriend?
- No.Copy !req
442. But you wanted him to be your boyfriend?Copy !req
443. - You're not actually psychic, you know.
- But I'm pretty close, right?Copy !req
444. Don't tell me, you didn't think
he would be my type.Copy !req
445. No, I think he's exactly your type.Copy !req
446. I bet he's funny and charming
in a sweet, non-threatening way.Copy !req
447. In fact, he looks a little bit like me,Copy !req
448. but less interesting, which means
I must really, really be your type then.Copy !req
449. Shut up!Copy !req
450. Hiya.
- Hiya.Copy !req
451. - This is my friend, Isaac.
- Hiya, Isaac.Copy !req
452. - Why are you in a wheelchair?
Babes, no.Copy !req
453. - You're not supposed—
- It's fine.Copy !req
454. It was a horrendous incident
involving the wind.Copy !req
455. Fuck off.Copy !req
456. Forty-three quintillion
possible combinations, but in theory,Copy !req
457. it can be solved in just 20 moves.Copy !req
458. Interesting.Copy !req
459. Uh, Viv, can I ask you something?Copy !req
460. Which is your favorite color?Copy !req
461. Oh, probably seafoam green.Copy !req
462. No, on the cube?Copy !req
463. Sometimes when I'm in the supermarket...Copy !req
464. - Mm.
- ... I like looking at people...Copy !req
465. Mm.Copy !req
466. and imagine having sex with them.Copy !req
467. Oh.Copy !req
468. Last week,Copy !req
469. I had this fantasy about the man
who teaches my Zumba class.Copy !req
470. And then, what... So what was the fantasy?Copy !req
471. I was on the dance floor...Copy !req
472. and he was standing up at the bar.Copy !req
473. - We caught eyes.
- Oh.Copy !req
474. And then,Copy !req
475. all of a sudden, we're having rampant sexCopy !req
476. at the back of the dance floor.Copy !req
477. - Oh, we should go dancing.
- It was only a fantasy.Copy !req
478. No, I know but let's go dancing.Copy !req
479. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
480. - Let's go dancing.
- Let's go dancing.Copy !req
481. Dancing.Copy !req
482. I didn't know you were having a party.Copy !req
483. - You didn't invite me.
- Oh, hi, Ola.Copy !req
484. It was very spontaneous.Copy !req
485. Just... casual. It was a chill decision.Copy !req
486. - You know.
- You said you wanted me to comeCopy !req
487. and pick up some stuff.Copy !req
488. Yes, I... Yeah, so...Copy !req
489. You left a T-shirt.Copy !req
490. And a... mug with our faces on it
that you bought me.Copy !req
491. I don't want it anymore.Copy !req
492. Okay.Copy !req
493. - And some tools. Your dad left tools.
Okay.Copy !req
494. It's upstairs.Copy !req
495. Nick wants to go home and have sex
because your party's pathetic,Copy !req
496. and I cannot have
an unclean arsehole, okay?Copy !req
497. - Sure. I spoke with Rahim about it.
- You told Rahim?Copy !req
498. I did not tell Rahim about you, okay?Copy !req
499. I am a very professional.Copy !req
500. Rahim said...Copy !req
501. Rahim said...Copy !req
502. Rahim said...Copy !req
503. You squat.Copy !req
504. You squat.Copy !req
505. And release.Copy !req
506. I think you should go.Copy !req
507. - I live here.
- I don't care.Copy !req
508. Okay.Copy !req
509. I'm gonna get another drink.
This one has sick in it.Copy !req
510. Arsehole.Copy !req
511. - Why do you keep avoiding me?
- I'm not.Copy !req
512. Listen,Copy !req
513. I'm sorry about the kiss thing.
I didn't mean to upset you.Copy !req
514. Can we just go back
to the way we were before?Copy !req
515. I don't think we can be friends anymore.Copy !req
516. It's too confusing.Copy !req
517. Wait! Lily, can we just talk?Copy !req
518. Lily!Copy !req
519. Marchetti,
I'm gonna smash you in practice this week.Copy !req
520. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
521. Ooh.Copy !req
522. There you are.
You need to rescue me from Dex.Copy !req
523. What you doing?Copy !req
524. I did it to myself.Copy !req
525. I put my hand under the weight
because I wanted it to stop,Copy !req
526. and then it did stop
and it felt amazing, but now...Copy !req
527. it's starting again, and it feels like
my head's about to explodeCopy !req
528. if it doesn't stop.
I just need it to stop, like...Copy !req
529. - What to stop?
- This fucking pressure.Copy !req
530. It's okay.Copy !req
531. But you can't keep on hurting yourself.Copy !req
532. What are you gonna say happened this time?Copy !req
533. That I got into a fight.Copy !req
534. But I didn't do it, so...Copy !req
535. And I'm not gonna do it, right?
I know it was dumb, so...Copy !req
536. Sorry, I don't know why
I'm telling you all this.Copy !req
537. You need to tell your parents
what you did.Copy !req
538. Don't be stupid.
They would never understand.Copy !req
539. I'm not being stupid.Copy !req
540. Statistically, people that self-harm
are nine times more likelyCopy !req
541. to attempt taking their own lives.
You need to get professional help.Copy !req
542. I don't need professional help.Copy !req
543. I just need to tell them
that I'm not doing what they want anymore.Copy !req
544. You self-harm, Jackson.Copy !req
545. - And the statistics show—
- I don't careCopy !req
546. about your fucking statistics, Viv!Copy !req
547. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
548. You say you don't have
any friends because you're busy,Copy !req
549. but it's actually because
you're a fucking robot.Copy !req
550. Thanks a lot, Jackson.Copy !req
551. That's good to know.Copy !req
552. Fuck.Copy !req
553. Is this helping you get over him?Copy !req
554. Oh, my God, Steve. This is our song.Copy !req
555. - We don't have a song.
- Oh, maybe it was me and Kyle's song.Copy !req
556. But still, it's a great song.Copy !req
557. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
558. Are you alright?Copy !req
559. - Dude, I— I think you've had enough.
- Eric— No.Copy !req
560. Him. Do you think that's her boyfriend?Copy !req
561. I... I don't know, Otis.Copy !req
562. Otis, that's straight vodka.Copy !req
563. Jackson. You came.Copy !req
564. I didn't think you would come to my party.
I was gonna cook a chicken, but I didn't.Copy !req
565. Or did I?Copy !req
566. Why do you hate me?Copy !req
567. You do know Maeve broke up with me
because she's in love with you, right?Copy !req
568. And you're still not with her.Copy !req
569. Enjoy the clean up, yeah?Copy !req
570. Hey!Copy !req
571. I'm Otis. Some people call me O-Town.Copy !req
572. - No, they don't.
- I'm sure they do.Copy !req
573. Maeve and I aren't really speaking,
but I can talk to you.Copy !req
574. And we can dance
'cause dancing isn't talking.Copy !req
575. Ah. Ah.Copy !req
576. You want some vodka? Ah-ha.Copy !req
577. You want some?Copy !req
578. Hey!Copy !req
579. - Aimee.
- Don't touch me, Steve.Copy !req
580. I don't like you touching me anymore.Copy !req
581. - But I'm your boyfriend.
- I... I don't...Copy !req
582. I don't think I want a boyfriend.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
583. Woo!Copy !req
584. Drunk Otis is a monster.Copy !req
585. He's a monster. Demonic.Copy !req
586. Hey, Mr. Squat and Release...Copy !req
587. how come you haven't asked me
to go all the way?Copy !req
588. I don't want to put any pressure on you.Copy !req
589. Whenever you're ready.Copy !req
590. What is he doing here?Copy !req
591. I don't know.Copy !req
592. I'm sorry. I'll be right back.Copy !req
593. Hey, can I talk to you?Copy !req
594. It's really awkward, but I've been told
you know about it already.Copy !req
595. So...Copy !req
596. you see, I need to know how to... douche.Copy !req
597. Why can't you talk to your boyfriend
about this?Copy !req
598. Look, I'm ready to lose my virginity,
but it's embarrassing.Copy !req
599. If you are not ready to talk
about douching with your boyfriend,Copy !req
600. you're definitely not ready
to have his cock in your arse.Copy !req
601. Wait!Copy !req
602. You stopped coming to the window.Copy !req
603. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
604. What did I do wrong?Copy !req
605. You bullied me for years, Adam.Copy !req
606. You made me feel unsafe for years.Copy !req
607. You were one of the main reasons
I wasn't kind to myself.Copy !req
608. And I'm supposed to believe
that you've suddenly changed?Copy !req
609. You're full of shame, man,
and I can't be in that place anymore.Copy !req
610. I've had to work really hard
to love myself, and I won't go backCopy !req
611. - to hiding things about me again.
- I'm scared.Copy !req
612. And I think I'm bisexual.Copy !req
613. Are you all right?Copy !req
614. You can't even hold my hand.Copy !req
615. - Rahim can hold my hand.
- I feel like everyone hates me.Copy !req
616. Well, it's kind of hard to like someone
who doesn't like themselves.Copy !req
617. Found it.Copy !req
618. Hey, Otis.Copy !req
619. Otis.Copy !req
620. I've got my stuff, I'm leaving.Copy !req
621. Okay. Bye, Ola.Copy !req
622. You invited her but not me.Copy !req
623. No, I didn't invite her. Eric invited her
without my knowledge.Copy !req
624. I didn't want her here at all.Copy !req
625. I think I'm going to go too.Copy !req
626. Maeve, Ola. Stay, please. Please stay.Copy !req
627. I have something to tell you.
I have something to tell both of you.Copy !req
628. I'm gonna tell everyone because...Copy !req
629. I can.Copy !req
630. Sorry, Connor.Copy !req
631. Excuse me, everyone!
Everyone, come and look at me.Copy !req
632. I have an announcement to make.Copy !req
633. Can we turn the music down?
Um, I wanna say something...Copy !req
634. - to my party guests.Copy !req
635. Um, so, this is Ola.Copy !req
636. I don't know if you know her.
She's well, quite little and...Copy !req
637. and funny, and interesting, and pretty,
and she was my girlfriendCopy !req
638. until she told me
I can't see Maeve anymore.Copy !req
639. Now, we all know Maeve. Scary Maeve.Copy !req
640. You know, she's not actually scary.
She's just pretending.Copy !req
641. - Anyway...Copy !req
642. Maeve told me that she liked me, okay?Copy !req
643. And I like Maeve.Copy !req
644. I like Maeve a lot,
a lot more than I liked Ola.Copy !req
645. - Otis. Otis, get off—
- But I was trying to be a good boyfriend,Copy !req
646. so I said to Maeve,
"Sorry, I can't see you anymore."Copy !req
647. And then, Ola dumped me.Copy !req
648. Yeah, it's confusing. I was confused.Copy !req
649. But I thought probably a good thingCopy !req
650. 'cause I just really wanted to be
with Maeve.Copy !req
651. And I didn't really want to be with Ola,
and then I realizedCopy !req
652. Maeve Wiley just likes playing
with people's feelings,Copy !req
653. and she doesn't care
about anyone else.Copy !req
654. Like, she brought this... man with her.Copy !req
655. I don't know, probably just here
to make me jealous.Copy !req
656. - Definitely didn't work.
It definitely did.Copy !req
657. All in all,Copy !req
658. I think she's probably
the most selfish person I've ever met.Copy !req
659. And I think it's good
that I'm not going out with either of themCopy !req
660. because I think I deserve
a whole lot more.Copy !req
661. Thank you for coming. Good night.Copy !req
662. Not good night. Stay, enjoy yourselves.Copy !req
663. Music on, please!Copy !req
664. You're welcome to him.Copy !req
665. - What is her problem?
- You're an arsehole.Copy !req
666. Hey!Copy !req
667. Eh-oooh!Copy !req
668. Shall we go, An?Copy !req
669. Uh, you know what? I think I'm gonna stay
for a bit, actually.Copy !req
670. Okay, alright.Copy !req
671. Hey, um...Copy !req
672. I hope I didn't put any pressure on you
about having sex.Copy !req
673. We don't have to do anything
you don't want to do.Copy !req
674. No, yeah, I know. Thanks.Copy !req
675. Right. Well, I'll see you later.Copy !req
676. Okay. See you.Copy !req
677. Nick?Copy !req
678. I do want to have sex with you.Copy !req
679. I've just never done it before.Copy !req
680. And I don't know how to douche.Copy !req
681. You should have said.Copy !req
682. Anwar, I didn't know how to do
any of that stuff either.Copy !req
683. I'll show you if you want?Copy !req
684. - Okay.
- Okay?Copy !req
685. - Yeah.
- All right.Copy !req
686. Let's go.Copy !req
687. Jesus.Copy !req
688. - What are you doing here?
- I didn't want to go home.Copy !req
689. Why'd you throw your shoe at me?Copy !req
690. I'm angry.Copy !req
691. Do you wanna go smash some shit?Copy !req
692. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
693. I can't wait around.
But you'll have to—Copy !req
694. Fuck's sake.
Sorry.Copy !req
695. Very generous of you.Copy !req
696. Monsieur.Copy !req
697. Entrare.Copy !req
698. Pirouetting.Copy !req
699. Lovely.Copy !req
700. Okay.Copy !req
701. What really happened?Copy !req
702. No wind, or youths,
or Afghan dogs this time.Copy !req
703. All right.Copy !req
704. - Um... Yeah, I was ten.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
705. Joe and I
were still living with our parents.Copy !req
706. They would send us out
so they could get high.Copy !req
707. Anyway, on this particular day,
I dared Joe to climb up this massive tree,Copy !req
708. and he chickened out halfway up.Copy !req
709. So, of course,
I wanted to prove that I was braverCopy !req
710. and get all the way up to the top,Copy !req
711. which I did.Copy !req
712. And then I fell.Copy !req
713. That's it. That's the story.Copy !req
714. Do you blame your parents?Copy !req
715. No.Copy !req
716. I sometimes blame them for not sticking
with the parenting thing, though.Copy !req
717. Yeah, that bit kind of sucked.Copy !req
718. Okay, well, I've got one for you.Copy !req
719. Behold. I was eight.Copy !req
720. My mum didn't take me to school.
She used to sleep a lot back then.Copy !req
721. I tried to make myself beans on toast.Copy !req
722. My brother had to call an ambulance.Copy !req
723. Must've been some hot beans.Copy !req
724. Yeah.Copy !req
725. Anyway, that's mine.Copy !req
726. That Otis guy
wouldn't understand this shit.Copy !req
727. He wouldn't get it.
It's not in his little world.Copy !req
728. - Otis has got family problems too.
- That's different.Copy !req
729. If you grow up knowing the people
who are meant to make sure you surviveCopy !req
730. just left you...Copy !req
731. it leaves a lot of scars.Copy !req
732. But those scars make you special.Copy !req
733. And you and I are properly special.Copy !req
734. And for the record, I'm sorry
about what I said about your mum.Copy !req
735. I think I was just jealous
that someone came back for you.Copy !req
736. - Now, off to bed, you.
Okay.Copy !req
737. - Wake the neighbors up though.Copy !req
738. - Thanks for tonight, it was fun.
- Yeah.Copy !req
739. - Bye.
- Hurry along now.Copy !req
740. Adiós.Copy !req
741. Fare thee well.
- Hmm.Copy !req
742. Oh, hello.Copy !req
743. This is actually pretty good.Copy !req
744. How was it with the boy?Copy !req
745. Anti-climactic.Copy !req
746. I think I wanna concentrate
on myself for a while.Copy !req
747. That's my girl.Copy !req
748. You're too smart
to go chasing silly boys around.Copy !req
749. That was where things went wrong for me.Copy !req
750. You want to wait until they're men.
They've got a bit of something about 'em.Copy !req
751. That's good advice, Mum.Copy !req
752. - Don't put your boots on the sofa.
- All right.Copy !req
753. Now,Copy !req
754. where was I?Copy !req
755. Jackson,Copy !req
756. - come in here.
- Sorry!Copy !req
757. I know I'm past curfew.Copy !req
758. I had to tell them.Copy !req
759. - You sure you're ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.Copy !req
760. Are you drunk?Copy !req
761. A little bit.Copy !req
762. I went dancing with Jean Milburn.Copy !req
763. It was fun.Copy !req
764. Take me back, Maureen.Copy !req
765. We've talked about this.Copy !req
766. What's she been telling you about me?Copy !req
767. Nothing I didn't already know.Copy !req
768. Good night, Michael.Copy !req
769. Great party, Mrs. Milburn.Copy !req
770. Where's Otis?Copy !req
771. Pfft.Copy !req