1. Oh, yes!Copy !req
2. Oh, my God, yes!Copy !req
3. No.
Yes.Copy !req
4. No.Copy !req
5. Shit.Copy !req
6. Oh! Yes!
- I've got you. Come—Copy !req
7. - I've got you. Yes!
- Oh!Copy !req
8. Yes, yes!Copy !req
9. I win again.Copy !req
10. You okay?Copy !req
11. Yes.Copy !req
12. - What do you want to do now?
- Shall we kiss for a bit?Copy !req
13. Yeah.Copy !req
14. Yeah.Copy !req
15. I've been thinking.Copy !req
16. - Mm-hmm.
- Maybe we should...Copy !req
17. Maybe we should go all the way.Copy !req
18. Yeah?Copy !req
19. It's kind of a big step.Copy !req
20. I think I'm ready.Copy !req
21. Are you sure?Copy !req
22. Yeah, I am.Copy !req
23. But if you're not ready...Copy !req
24. No, I'm ready.Copy !req
25. Let's go all the way.Copy !req
26. Have you got a condom?Copy !req
27. - Oh, you mean—
- What's wrong?Copy !req
28. Ooh. I just didn't realize you meant,
like, right now.Copy !req
29. Well, yeah. Yeah. We just said
we wanted to do it, so I just—Copy !req
30. I think we just need some time to prepareCopy !req
31. because we only get our first time once
and we want it to be right.Copy !req
32. How about tomorrow night?Copy !req
33. Okay.Copy !req
34. We're gonna have sex.Copy !req
35. We are gonna have sex.Copy !req
36. Oh. You're all dressed up.Copy !req
37. Something special after school?Copy !req
38. No, it's just the shirt was clean, so...Copy !req
39. - What are you doing?
- You missed a spot.Copy !req
40. Mm.Copy !req
41. - I've got to go.
- Would you like a lift?Copy !req
42. - Absolutely not.
- Smoothie?Copy !req
43. No!Copy !req
44. I think you need a new pan shelf.Copy !req
45. No, it's fine,Copy !req
46. but thanks.Copy !req
47. Do you think you could take
some stuff with you today?Copy !req
48. What stuff?Copy !req
49. Your things.Copy !req
50. - Sure.
- Thank you.Copy !req
51. Things.Copy !req
52. And this. Every penny counts.Copy !req
53. The small pennies. So, I'm off.Copy !req
54. Cooking dinner tonight.Copy !req
55. See you.Copy !req
56. Which one of these looks the smartest?Copy !req
57. - Where are you going?
- I've got a job interview this afternoon.Copy !req
58. PA at a swanky law firm.Copy !req
59. What?Copy !req
60. Nothing. It's good to aim high, Erin.Copy !req
61. Can we cut the Erin shit? It's Mum.Copy !req
62. - That one.Copy !req
63. No, no, no, no, no, no!
These are important.Copy !req
64. Dickhead.Copy !req
65. Don't call your sister a dickhead,
she's three.Copy !req
66. Half sister.Copy !req
67. What are they for?
- None of your business.Copy !req
68. Hi, Cynthia.Copy !req
69. - Thought you hated her?
- Yeah, she's a nosy cow but she's agreedCopy !req
70. to look after Elsie later,
so smile and wave.Copy !req
71. Mmm.Copy !req
72. Mmm.Copy !req
73. Have a good day at school.Copy !req
74. - Oh, maybe we could hang out later.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
75. "No, thanks."Copy !req
76. Ooh!Copy !req
77. Hi, Adam.Copy !req
78. Can we talk...Copy !req
79. - about what happened?
- I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
80. Yes, you do.Copy !req
81. Ah...Copy !req
82. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
83. - Do you want to ride to school together?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
84. Um...Copy !req
85. For you to read next.
Did you finish Neruda?Copy !req
86. Yeah! Yeah, I loved him.Copy !req
87. That guy has got such a way with words.Copy !req
88. He's very poetic, isn't he?Copy !req
89. - Yeah.
- Let's go.Copy !req
90. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
91. It's just a bus.Copy !req
92. It's just a bus.Copy !req
93. On or off, love?Copy !req
94. Actually, I'm gonna walk.Copy !req
95. - Moordale Secondary's quite a trek.
- It's okay. I love walking.Copy !req
96. See you later.Copy !req
97. - Riding to school with Rahim, are we?
- No.Copy !req
98. I was doing something else
and I ran into him.Copy !req
99. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
100. - Do I sense a hint of jealousy?
- What were you doing?Copy !req
101. Nothing important.Copy !req
102. Why are you wearing your best shirt?Copy !req
103. - Well...
- Uh-huh...Copy !req
104. Ola and I...Copy !req
105. - might be going all the way tonight.
- No.Copy !req
106. No! You're gonna be deflowered?Copy !req
107. Otis, you're gonna be deflowered!
Come on!Copy !req
108. Stop.Copy !req
109. - Why are you not excited, man?
- I am. I am excited.Copy !req
110. - I'm just nervous.
- Don't. Don't...Copy !req
111. - Overthink. I know. I just...
- A-ha. Uh-huh.Copy !req
112. Okay, you can't laugh.Copy !req
113. I always...Copy !req
114. kind of thought I'd be in love
with the person I lost my virginity toCopy !req
115. and we haven't said that yet.Copy !req
116. - You can laugh if you want.
- Yes!Copy !req
117. No, I actually think it's nice.Copy !req
118. - But you really like Ola, right?
- Yeah. I like her a lot.Copy !req
119. And really liking someone
is pretty close to love, isn't it?Copy !req
120. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
121. But also, you don't have to do it
if you're not ready.Copy !req
122. I am ready. I'm ready.Copy !req
123. - I am ready.
- You're ready?Copy !req
124. - I really like Ola.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
125. - She really likes me.
- A-ha.Copy !req
126. - We are going to have sex tonight.
You're going to have sex tonight!Copy !req
127. Can you calm down?Copy !req
128. If I think about my clitoris
really, really hard, I can come.Copy !req
129. Seventeen times a day is quite excessive.Copy !req
130. I know.Copy !req
131. I want to experiment with role playCopy !req
132. but he's only just become comfortable
with dirty talk, so how soon is too soon?Copy !req
133. You won't know unless you ask.Copy !req
134. You always need to wash your penis.Copy !req
135. - Always?
- Always.Copy !req
136. "If I profane with my unworthiest hand
this holy shrine,Copy !req
137. the gentle fine is this. My lips...Copy !req
138. two blushing pilgrims ready stand
to smooth that rough touchCopy !req
139. with a tender kiss."Copy !req
140. "Good pilgrim,
you do wrong your hand too much,Copy !req
141. which mannerly devotion shows in this;
for saints have—"Copy !req
142. Stop. Florence, this is a play
about horny teenagers.Copy !req
143. I don't believe you want to have sex
with him at all.Copy !req
144. And, Jackson, you're a terrible actor.Copy !req
145. I don't think
you're supposed to talk to us like that.Copy !req
146. I'm not a teacher.Copy !req
147. - Oi, Romeo. Show us your tights!Copy !req
148. Yeah, I borrowed your dad's.Copy !req
149. Juliet is a role of a lifetime for me,
so you better learn your lines.Copy !req
150. This isn't a joke to everyone.Copy !req
151. All right.Copy !req
152. Okay.Copy !req
153. I have no idea why they gave him the part.
He's terrible.Copy !req
154. He's Jackson Marchetti.
Who cares if he can't act?Copy !req
155. And I heard since he broke up with Maeve,
he'll basically have sex with anyone.Copy !req
156. - Oh, he's not really my type.
- No one's ever your type.Copy !req
157. - You're so picky, Florence.
Yeah.Copy !req
158. The shade is called "Lustering."Copy !req
159. Oh, it's just gorgeous.Copy !req
160. - I'll write it down.
- No, um...Copy !req
161. - You can keep it.
- Oh.Copy !req
162. That's very kind. Thank you.Copy !req
163. Are you sure there wasn't anything else
you wanted to talk to me about?Copy !req
164. This is a safe space.Copy !req
165. Well...Copy !req
166. Sometimes I feel like
my life is moving by so quickly.Copy !req
167. I can't help thinking,Copy !req
168. "Am I really going to die
sleeping next to a man...Copy !req
169. who hasn't touched me...Copy !req
170. properly...Copy !req
171. in nearly six years?"Copy !req
172. It is a dilemma that many couples face.Copy !req
173. It is possible to reignite passion.Copy !req
174. What would you suggest?Copy !req
175. Well, can you...Copy !req
176. start by telling me
a bit about your relationship?Copy !req
177. Do you have condoms?
I didn't bring any, which was stupid.Copy !req
178. I can go home and get some or ask my mum.Copy !req
179. Mm. Don't ask your mum.Copy !req
180. Okay, yeah. That's...Copy !req
181. - It's okay. I'll get some.
- ... a bit weird.Copy !req
182. - Hey, arsehat.
- Hey.Copy !req
183. Hi. Sorry to interrupt,
it's just clinic stuff.Copy !req
184. Cool.Copy !req
185. See you tonight.Copy !req
186. Hey! Okay.Copy !req
187. What's happening tonight?Copy !req
188. Nothing unusual.Copy !req
189. We're just hanging out. You know,Copy !req
190. - boyfriend, girlfriend, hang times.
- Cool.Copy !req
191. You've got a 3:45 appointment.Copy !req
192. Uh... Ooh. Uh...Copy !req
193. - I'm not sure.
- Otis.Copy !req
194. Your mum has taken all our clients.
Please just be there.Copy !req
195. Piss off, Erin.Copy !req
196. Who's Erin?Copy !req
197. My mum. She's been staying with me.Copy !req
198. Well, that's a big deal.Copy !req
199. Why didn't you say anything?Copy !req
200. We don't really hang out anymore, Otis,
you're always with your girlfriend.Copy !req
201. Well, you could have told me.Copy !req
202. It's fine.
Don't be late for the appointment.Copy !req
203. - I need your help.
- I'm cramming here, Jackson.Copy !req
204. But I've started rehearsals
and apparently, I'm bad at acting.Copy !req
205. Hey. I need you to explain it to me
like you did for the audition.Copy !req
206. That was a onetime thing.Copy !req
207. I'm here to help you
with English or maths,Copy !req
208. not turn you into Olivier.Copy !req
209. Who's Olivier? I'm playing Romeo.Copy !req
210. - Can I meet you later?
- No,Copy !req
211. because I'm chairing that algebra groupCopy !req
212. and then I have to write a letter
to my Polynesian pen pals.Copy !req
213. Other people do have lives too. Sorry.Copy !req
214. - Hey, heats start in 20, right?
Yes, they do start in 20.Copy !req
215. Right, see you in a bit, Bev.
- See you in a bit, Dex.Copy !req
216. Did he just call you "Bev"?Copy !req
217. That's Dex, he's on the quiz team.Copy !req
218. Vivian Odusanya has a crush.Copy !req
219. No, I don't. That was normal.Copy !req
220. Mm.Copy !req
221. - I am late.
- Hey.Copy !req
222. Let's make a deal.
I'll help you get that weird guyCopy !req
223. - if you help me with Shakespeare.
- No, thanks.Copy !req
224. Come on. I can't humiliate myself
in front of the whole school.Copy !req
225. Bev! Viv!Copy !req
226. I've been trying to call you.Copy !req
227. Apparently, the queen of the caravan park
has had to take Jonathan to the vets,Copy !req
228. so I need someone to look after Elsie.
I am late for my interview.Copy !req
229. - I can't.
- Please, please, Frogface.Copy !req
230. If I get this job,
I can get us a proper flat.Copy !req
231. A new start for you, for me, for Els.Copy !req
232. - Fine.
- You are a gem.Copy !req
233. - Okay.
- She's going to drop off any minute.Copy !req
234. Christ.Copy !req
235. She's gonna get us disqualified.Copy !req
236. Look how smug Let's Get Quizzy are.
Makes me sick.Copy !req
237. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
238. Nice bow tie.Copy !req
239. - Who's that?
- That's Elsie, she's my sister. Sort of.Copy !req
240. She's mainly a dickhead.Copy !req
241. Your mum's back and you have a sister.Copy !req
242. Yeah, I'm late for the quiz heats.
Could you take her with youCopy !req
243. to your appointment?Copy !req
244. I won't be long, and she'll stay asleep
and you can forget she's even there.Copy !req
245. I don't really know how
to look after a child. Um...Copy !req
246. Please.Copy !req
247. Fine. Yeah.Copy !req
248. Sorry, I shouldn't have asked you.
It's fine.Copy !req
249. Um... Yeah, I'll find someone else.Copy !req
250. Uh, wait. Um...Copy !req
251. I could...Copy !req
252. I can take her, yeah. I think.Copy !req
253. - Yeah?
- It'll be fine, right?Copy !req
254. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
255. Okay. Great, thank you. Thanks.Copy !req
256. That's all right. Um, good luck.Copy !req
257. Okay, Miss Sands,
we'll have to give the placeCopy !req
258. to Let's Get Quizzy by default if—Copy !req
259. Question number one...Copy !req
260. You dumb dog.Copy !req
261. Hi. You're new.Copy !req
262. I work here too. I'm Ola.Copy !req
263. Oh.Copy !req
264. - Do you want to buy something?
- Yeah.Copy !req
265. Uh, packet of condoms, please.Copy !req
266. Didn't you used to go to my school?Copy !req
267. I've just started,
so I think I just missed you.Copy !req
268. Do you know Otis and Eric?Copy !req
269. - Not really.Copy !req
270. - Hi, Ola.
- Hey.Copy !req
271. - Is he a friend?
- Yeah, sort of.Copy !req
272. He's kind of dating Eric.
They're so cute together, it's ridiculous.Copy !req
273. Anyway, it was nice to meet you, Adam.Copy !req
274. I'll see you on my next shift. Cheers.Copy !req
275. What are you looking at?Copy !req
276. Hello?Copy !req
277. Hi, Jeanie.Copy !req
278. - Remi?
- Yeah, um...Copy !req
279. Spare key's in the, uh...Copy !req
280. in the flower pot by the door.
I hope you don't mind.Copy !req
281. I didn't know you were in the country.Copy !req
282. Last-minute book tour?Copy !req
283. Eh, no, just, uh... Just here to see Otis.Copy !req
284. - I had a few days off, so...
- He's not here.Copy !req
285. - You could have called, Remi.
- Well, you know me, uh...Copy !req
286. Mr. Spontaneous.Copy !req
287. - How have you been, Jeanie?
- You know I hate it when you call me that.Copy !req
288. Dr. Milburn.Copy !req
289. I hope you like trout.Copy !req
290. This is Jakob, my...Copy !req
291. Boyfriend.Copy !req
292. And this is Remi, my...Copy !req
293. Ex-husband.Copy !req
294. Great.Copy !req
295. Now we've all met.Copy !req
296. I don't want to impose.Copy !req
297. I'll head to the hotel
and see Otis in the morning—Copy !req
298. Would you like to stay for dinner?Copy !req
299. Oh, that's lovely. Thank you.Copy !req
300. I need a drink.Copy !req
301. Next question.Copy !req
302. What is the largest moon of Saturn?Copy !req
303. Oh, I think it's Phobos.Copy !req
304. I think maybe Mimas.Copy !req
305. - Titan.
- Correct.Copy !req
306. - Yes!
Next question.Copy !req
307. Ascorbic acid is a form of which vitamin?Copy !req
308. - C.
- Correct.Copy !req
309. - Yeah!
- Quite the one-woman teamCopy !req
310. you've got there, guys. Next question.Copy !req
311. What is the name
of the highest mountain in Wales?Copy !req
312. Why do you have a kid again?Copy !req
313. Um... Long story.Copy !req
314. Come, sit. My office.Copy !req
315. So, tell me what the problem is.Copy !req
316. You've probably heard,
I'm playing Juliet in the school play.Copy !req
317. Uh, congratulations.Copy !req
318. Anyway, I thought it was a play about love
but apparently, it's all about sex.Copy !req
319. And now, the whole cast
seem to be thinking about sexCopy !req
320. every second of every day.Copy !req
321. So... you're not ready to have sexCopy !req
322. but you're feeling pressure
from your peers to keep up with them.Copy !req
323. I don't want to have sex.Copy !req
324. But sometimes I think I should just do it,Copy !req
325. so everyone'll shut up
and stop making me feel like a freak.Copy !req
326. Well, try not to think about
what other people are doing.Copy !req
327. Run your own race,
and when you meet the right person,Copy !req
328. I'm sure you'll be ready.Copy !req
329. You're worried these concerns
might affect your performance.Copy !req
330. I'm the best actor in this school.Copy !req
331. I'm basically Meryl Streep but young...Copy !req
332. and Scottish.Copy !req
333. I hope that helped and if you want
to talk some more about this,Copy !req
334. then I'll be here.Copy !req
335. Thanks for that.Copy !req
336. - Okay.Copy !req
337. Be there ASAP.Copy !req
338. Okay.Copy !req
339. Elsie.Copy !req
340. Oh, shit.Copy !req
341. Elsie?Copy !req
342. Elsie?Copy !req
343. Shit!Copy !req
344. Final question.Copy !req
345. Which country, with a land mass
of 9.6 million square kilometers,Copy !req
346. has just one time zone?Copy !req
347. - I think it's China.
- I think maybe—Copy !req
348. Russia?Copy !req
349. Let's Get Quizzy,
it's yours for the taking.Copy !req
350. Canada?Copy !req
351. Incorrect. The answer is China.Copy !req
352. - The Moordale Quiz Heads have won it...Copy !req
353. by a hair with 68 points.Copy !req
354. Whoo!Copy !req
355. Congratulations.Copy !req
356. Miss Sands,Copy !req
357. we don't want Maeve on our team.Copy !req
358. She doesn't know how to collaborate
as a group and we nearly lost.Copy !req
359. But we won.Copy !req
360. Yeah, but we almost didn't, Maeve.Copy !req
361. Look, I need this for my school CV.Copy !req
362. Is this is how you feel too, Steve?Copy !req
363. Um...Copy !req
364. - Yeah.
- Nice.Copy !req
365. It's fine. I didn't want to be on
your stupid quiz team anyway.Copy !req
366. Maeve...Copy !req
367. Maeve.Copy !req
368. - Where's Elsie?
- I don't know.Copy !req
369. She was right here.
Then I sent a text, and she disappeared.Copy !req
370. - Are you joking?
- No, I told you I can't look after kids.Copy !req
371. Oh, sorry. Am I keeping you
from something really important?Copy !req
372. Go then, piss off.Copy !req
373. Maeve.Copy !req
374. - Maeve!
- I'm going to look for my sisterCopy !req
375. that you lost.Copy !req
376. Okay.Copy !req
377. I'm coming, Maeve. I'm coming.Copy !req
378. Hey, let's be logical, Maeve.
Like, where's a three-year-old gonna go?Copy !req
379. Fuck being logical!
There's a child missing, she could be hurtCopy !req
380. - or someone could have taken her.
- Why are you yelling?Copy !req
381. Because everyone always lets me down.Copy !req
382. Sorry.Copy !req
383. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
384. Elsie, no!Copy !req
385. Give it here. Jesus Christ.Copy !req
386. Oh.Copy !req
387. Right.Copy !req
388. - Told you she's a dickhead.
- Yeah, she's kinda cute, though.Copy !req
389. Uh...Copy !req
390. Um...Copy !req
391. Did you guys...
Did you make it through the heat?Copy !req
392. Yep... but I got kicked out.Copy !req
393. 'Cause I mess everything up.Copy !req
394. You don't mess everything up.Copy !req
395. Anyway, that's their loss.Copy !req
396. I've gotta go. I'm seeing Ola and...Copy !req
397. I am really sorry
about losing Elsie. There's...Copy !req
398. Yeah, you're a really shit babysitter.Copy !req
399. Yeah.Copy !req
400. - I'll see you around.
- Yeah.Copy !req
401. I messed it up with you.Copy !req
402. What?Copy !req
403. There was this moment last term,
where I thought maybe you liked me...Copy !req
404. and I liked you back.Copy !req
405. Um, and I got scared,
so I didn't tell you how I felt.Copy !req
406. And then you met Ola.Copy !req
407. It's really hard seeing you
with her every day.Copy !req
408. Why are you telling me this now?Copy !req
409. Because it's true.Copy !req
410. Why do you look angry?Copy !req
411. Because, Maeve, you can't...Copy !req
412. That's not fair.Copy !req
413. I liked you. I really liked you.Copy !req
414. I fucking turned myself inside out
liking you.Copy !req
415. - You did like me?
- Yes.Copy !req
416. Of course I did.Copy !req
417. - And now you're saying you felt the same.
- Yeah, it's... I was confused.Copy !req
418. I have a girlfriend. I...Copy !req
419. I made myself get over you, Maeve,Copy !req
420. and now everything's fine,
everything's normal, everything's great.Copy !req
421. I've gotta go.Copy !req
422. Bad.Copy !req
423. Yeah,Copy !req
424. that was bad.Copy !req
425. It was not 14 times.Copy !req
426. Over the course of two years
postgrad together,Copy !req
427. I had to ask her out 14 times.Copy !req
428. And she was wildly untameable.Copy !req
429. - Yes, I was.
- She still is.Copy !req
430. Hmm.Copy !req
431. So, um, how did you two meet?Copy !req
432. Jakob did some work on my house.Copy !req
433. Oh, so... so you're an architect?Copy !req
434. I'm a plumber.Copy !req
435. Right, right. Well, honorable work,
yeah, yeah.Copy !req
436. Jakob has his own company.Copy !req
437. Oh?Copy !req
438. You know what?Copy !req
439. - I think I'm going to go home.
No, don't leave.Copy !req
440. I have an early morning.
Lots of toilets to fix.Copy !req
441. - Yeah.
- It's early. We haven't eaten yet.Copy !req
442. I'll eat at home.Copy !req
443. Leave you guys some space
to catch up about Otis.Copy !req
444. - Nice to meet you.
- And you too, Jack... Jakob.Copy !req
445. Catch you later.Copy !req
446. - What?Copy !req
447. Your smugness is palpable.Copy !req
448. Look, he seems very nice.Copy !req
449. A practical man with big hands.Copy !req
450. I'm content.Copy !req
451. Yes, yes.Copy !req
452. I can see that
and I am very happy for you.Copy !req
453. You're always so suspicious.Copy !req
454. I-I am not here to disrupt your life.
I just want to spendCopy !req
455. a little bit of time with our boy.Copy !req
456. Our "boy" is almost a man, Remi.Copy !req
457. - Lovely, look at that. Yeah.
- No.Copy !req
458. - No, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, go on. Just a tickle.Copy !req
459. - No.
- For old time's sake.Copy !req
460. A little bit, just a little bit.Copy !req
461. - Mm. Okay.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
462. Mm.Copy !req
463. Oh, no, I gotta get this button.
Can you see it?Copy !req
464. Yeah, I can. Wait, stay still.Copy !req
465. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
466. Fucking...Copy !req
467. - Oh, jeez.Copy !req
468. - I've got this.
- Okay?Copy !req
469. Yeah, I'm fine. How does this work?Copy !req
470. Is it... Sorry. This is... tricky.Copy !req
471. Fuck.Copy !req
472. Why? Why isn't that working?Copy !req
473. Oh...Copy !req
474. - Are you sure you're okay?Copy !req
475. You seem a bit off.Copy !req
476. I mean, is it hot in here?
Maybe it's the candles.Copy !req
477. That was supposed to be romantic.Copy !req
478. Hey, no, it's... I like them.Copy !req
479. I'm just...Copy !req
480. - hot.
- Well, maybe this doesn't feel right.Copy !req
481. We don't have to do it
if you don't want to.Copy !req
482. Hey, I do.Copy !req
483. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
484. - Are you kidding me?
- Sorry.Copy !req
485. Who was it from?Copy !req
486. My mum.Copy !req
487. Ola, please, no.Copy !req
488. "I'm sorry. I feel like an idiot."Copy !req
489. It's clinic stuff.Copy !req
490. Is there something going on
between you and Maeve?Copy !req
491. Yeah. No! There's not. I just...Copy !req
492. It... We are friends.Copy !req
493. We're just friends.Copy !req
494. I don't think I want to do this tonight.Copy !req
495. - Just go.
- Okay.Copy !req
496. - I'm sorry.Copy !req
497. I got the job.
- Where have you been?Copy !req
498. I picked up some things for the house
on the way home.Copy !req
499. You said you were going to be home
two hours ago.Copy !req
500. I went to an NA meeting as well.Copy !req
501. - Great, why didn't you say that before?
- I wasn't aware I was under investigation.Copy !req
502. I tried to do a nice thing
and you throw it in my face.Copy !req
503. How do you think that makes me feel?Copy !req
504. I don't really care how it makes you feel,
to be honest.Copy !req
505. If you say you'll be home
at a certain time, just be here.Copy !req
506. It's not my job to look after your kid.Copy !req
507. How long are you going to punish me for...Copy !req
508. I'm here, aren't I?Copy !req
509. Yeah... but I'm just waiting
for you to flake on me again.Copy !req
510. I don't mind being on my own.Copy !req
511. Okay? I can look after myself.Copy !req
512. I don't want to look after you too.Copy !req
513. - You won't have to this time.
Yeah, whatever.Copy !req
514. You make them like I used to,
with the faces.Copy !req
515. Help yourself.Copy !req
516. I was supposed to read that in school.
I never did.Copy !req
517. Why?Copy !req
518. I was probably in the back
of some boy's car,Copy !req
519. or smoking in a bush.Copy !req
520. - Maybe I should give it another go.
- Maybe you should.Copy !req
521. Don't put your boots on the sofa.Copy !req
522. This is really something.
Just a few notes that I'm making.Copy !req
523. No, Jean. This should be a book.Copy !req
524. Exposing what teenagers get up to
behind closed doors.Copy !req
525. Yeah, it could be revolutionary.Copy !req
526. Well...Copy !req
527. You always came up with
the most original ideas.Copy !req
528. - Who are you?
- Yes.Copy !req
529. - Wait, say that again.
- Original ideas.Copy !req
530. You just never had any...Copy !req
531. self-belief.Copy !req
532. Oh, my self-belief was just fine,
thank you very much.Copy !req
533. You've changed.Copy !req
534. And you... are still...Copy !req
535. an entitled prick.Copy !req
536. Shit! That's Otis. Shit!Copy !req
537. Hey.Copy !req
538. - Dad. Um...
- Come here.Copy !req
539. Wait, what? When did you get here?Copy !req
540. - Flew in this morning.
- Cool.Copy !req
541. Are you... Have you got, like, a tour?Copy !req
542. No, I've come to see you.Copy !req
543. I thought we could hang out together,
do some father-son bonding.Copy !req
544. Yeah, cool.Copy !req
545. Are you taller?Copy !req
546. Ah...Copy !req
547. - Hey.
- Hi. Hmm.Copy !req
548. Michael.Copy !req
549. Are you coming to bed?Copy !req
550. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
551. I thought we could spend
some time together tonight.Copy !req
552. Maybe we could even...Copy !req
553. Or...Copy !req
554. - we could just hug for a bit if...Copy !req
555. Come on, Maureen,Copy !req
556. we're not 23 anymore.Copy !req
557. You should probably take that off.Copy !req
558. I'll be up soon.Copy !req
559. You coming?Copy !req
560. Okay.Copy !req
561. This is how I die.Copy !req
562. Oi! What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
563. Look...Copy !req
564. No!
Help. Get off me!Copy !req
565. Help!
- What in the name of God is going on?Copy !req
566. I was very cold, I asked him to help.Copy !req
567. I saw someone stealing your gas canister,
so I came over.Copy !req
568. I'm so sorry, Cynthia. I was just so cold.Copy !req
569. Oh, love, don't you dare apologize.Copy !req
570. There's a spare canister there,
you can have that.Copy !req
571. Help him, Jeffrey.Copy !req
572. And you... should be ashamed of yourself.Copy !req
573. Cheers, Jeff.Copy !req
574. Cheers, mate.Copy !req
575. Sucker.Copy !req
576. Uh...Copy !req
577. What is this place?Copy !req
578. - Do you want to see something cool?Copy !req
579. Thank you.Copy !req
580. Ah...Copy !req
581. Hang on.Copy !req
582. Boy!Copy !req
583. Now, that was great.Copy !req
584. What was military school like?Copy !req
585. Well, I got kicked out, didn't I?Copy !req
586. But... better than being back home.Copy !req
587. Did you have to do
those serious drill things?Copy !req
588. Show me.Copy !req
589. I've forgotten it. No, I haven't. Here.Copy !req
590. Wow.Copy !req
591. I know you hate it at home, but...Copy !req
592. I'm kind of glad you're back.Copy !req
593. It's nearly morning. We should get going.Copy !req
594. I'm glad I'm back too.Copy !req
595. This was, um...Copy !req
596. strange.Copy !req
597. Okay.Copy !req
598. Bye.Copy !req
599. Bye.Copy !req
600. You're still here.Copy !req
601. - Oh, I've gotta go.
- Okay.Copy !req
602. Um...Copy !req
603. Cool.Copy !req
604. Hiding from your boyfriend?Copy !req
605. He's being such a dick.Copy !req
606. Eyelash.Copy !req
607. Make a wish.Copy !req
608. You can talk to me
about anything, you know.Copy !req
609. Even if you just want to be distracted.Copy !req
610. I could speak Gamma Velorum to you.Copy !req
611. That meant, "I made you something."Copy !req
612. Oh.Copy !req
613. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
614. This is so cool.Copy !req
615. Thank you.Copy !req
616. I mean, there's no real secret to it,
it's just practice and practice.Copy !req
617. Hey, Bev. You've got a little something
on your face there.Copy !req
618. Thanks.Copy !req
619. It's avocado. I like it on toast.Copy !req
620. Anyway, the real secret is,
you've gotta know...Copy !req
621. I know,
definitely don't do that.Copy !req
622. People pee in the sea all the time.Copy !req
623. Jackson.
I mean...Copy !req
624. Psst... Jackson...Copy !req
625. Two secs.Copy !req
626. - You all right?
- I'll teach youCopy !req
627. - how to deliver a soliloquy...
- Oh.Copy !req
628. if you teach me how
to get jiggy with Dex.Copy !req
629. - Did you just say "get jiggy"?
- It sounded better in my head.Copy !req
630. Just... Just help me make him my, um...Copy !req
631. - Boyfriend?
- Yes.Copy !req
632. - All right, deal.
- Deal.Copy !req
633. I told you, he'll have sex with anyone.Copy !req
634. You better be quick, Flo.Copy !req
635. I don't wanna have sex.Copy !req
636. Okay.Copy !req
637. Do you want to have a seat?Copy !req
638. Not having sex is a valid choice.Copy !req
639. - And you shouldn't have sex unless you—
- No.Copy !req
640. I don't want to have sex at all.Copy !req
641. Ever, with anyone.Copy !req
642. I think I might be broken.Copy !req
643. Okay.Copy !req
644. Why don't you start
by telling me how you feelCopy !req
645. when you think about having sex?Copy !req
646. I don't feel anything.Copy !req
647. I have no connection to it.Copy !req
648. It's sort of like...Copy !req
649. I'm surrounded by a huge feast with
everything I could want to eat, but...Copy !req
650. I'm not hungry.Copy !req
651. Mmm.Copy !req
652. Do you know what asexuality is?Copy !req
653. It's when someone
has no sexual attractionCopy !req
654. to any sex or gender.Copy !req
655. Sex just...Copy !req
656. doesn't do it for some people.Copy !req
657. Oh. But I still want to fall in love.Copy !req
658. Well, some asexual people
still want romantic relationshipsCopy !req
659. but they don't want the sex bit.Copy !req
660. And others don't want either.Copy !req
661. You know, sexuality is fluid.Copy !req
662. Sex doesn't make us whole.Copy !req
663. And so,Copy !req
664. how could you ever be broken?Copy !req
665. - Thank you.
- Anytime.Copy !req
666. She is so much better than sex kid.Copy !req
667. - Hey, how are you feeling?
- Amazing.Copy !req
668. Yeah, your advice was a bit crap
but your mum is my hero,Copy !req
669. so I need a refund.Copy !req
670. Uh...Copy !req
671. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
672. Um...Copy !req
673. I'm really sorry about last night.
That was—Copy !req
674. Look, I've decided that I don't want you
to see Maeve anymore.Copy !req
675. If you want to be my boyfriend,Copy !req
676. then you have to talk to her and tell her
that you can't be friends with her.Copy !req
677. Um... Wait.Copy !req
678. Hey.Copy !req
679. Hey.Copy !req
680. Um, I've got, um, music.Copy !req
681. I've been missing you.Copy !req
682. - But I only saw you yesterday.
- Yeah.Copy !req
683. But it felt so long.Copy !req
684. Yeah, and I missed you too.Copy !req
685. I was...Copy !req
686. thinking that maybe
you want to be my boyfriend.Copy !req
687. Um...Copy !req
688. Uh...Copy !req
689. No pressure, okay?Copy !req
690. You think about it.Copy !req