1. What the fu—Copy !req
2. Lizzie?Copy !req
3. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
4. How are you?Copy !req
5. I'm fine. Why?Copy !req
6. What do you mean, why?
I'm asking how you are.Copy !req
7. - That's not weird, that's normal.
- You've never asked me how I am before.Copy !req
8. Bloody hell! I won't do it again, then.
Sorry for asking.Copy !req
9. That's more like it.Copy !req
10. Aww. Don't you want to live
happily ever after?Copy !req
11. Please. Do I look like
I have a Cinderella complex?Copy !req
12. Are you going?Copy !req
13. It's an appropriated American tradition
that celebrates sexismCopy !req
14. and peddles an unrealistic portrayal
of romantic love. So, no.Copy !req
15. Agreed. Ritualized teenage fun sucks.Copy !req
16. Eric would have forced me to go.
He loves that stuff.Copy !req
17. - He genuinely has a Cinderella complex.
- Have you apologized yet?Copy !req
18. Yeah, I tried,
but he's still not talking to me.Copy !req
19. He'll come round. Maybe.Copy !req
20. Anyway, your 8:30 awaits.Copy !req
21. - Thanks. See you later.
- Good luck.Copy !req
22. See you later.Copy !req
23. I don't understand why Lizzie
doesn't want to go to the ball with me.Copy !req
24. I have tried every romantic gesture
in the book.Copy !req
25. Have you tried asking her?Copy !req
26. That was the first thing I did.Copy !req
27. She said that she was flattered,
but she wasn't dating.Copy !req
28. - Okay.
- But things change, though.Copy !req
29. And she was flattered.Copy !req
30. Well, I know it's hard, but if you've
asked her and she's said no,Copy !req
31. then I think you've got your answer.Copy !req
32. But maybe her dad squished
the message on the cake with his foot,Copy !req
33. so she doesn't know
that I'm still interested?Copy !req
34. You said you sent her a letter,Copy !req
35. Yeah, it was full of glitter
and green Jelly Babies.Copy !req
36. I know that she likes them.Copy !req
37. But the post is unreliable.
It might not have arrived.Copy !req
38. And you also spelt out "I love you"
on her lawn in leaves?Copy !req
39. - Yeah, but that could have blown away.
- I think the answer's no, Liam.Copy !req
40. But she hasn't actually said no.Copy !req
41. And girls love big gestures, right?Copy !req
42. Like Jackson singing to Maeve Wiley,
and now they're together.Copy !req
43. That's different.
Maeve actually likes Jackson.Copy !req
44. It would have been inappropriateCopy !req
45. if Jackson had continued
to make grand gesturesCopy !req
46. to a girl who made it clear
she wasn't interested.Copy !req
47. Do you understand, Liam?Copy !req
48. No means no.Copy !req
49. Unless it means yes.Copy !req
50. Okay, let's... um...
let's go through this again.Copy !req
51. Hey! What time
shall I pick you up tonight?Copy !req
52. - What for?
- For the ball.Copy !req
53. I'm not going to the ball.Copy !req
54. Course you are. We're going together.Copy !req
55. What about me says school dance?Copy !req
56. I bought a suit,
I got you a corsage.Copy !req
57. You got me a flower handcuff,
but forgot to invite me?Copy !req
58. Yeah... We're going out.Copy !req
59. I thought it was a given.Copy !req
60. Oh, come on. I've been
really looking forward to this.Copy !req
61. - Mm-hmm?
- Me and you, dancin', havin' fun?Copy !req
62. You know what fun is, right?Copy !req
63. - It's what people our age do sometimes—
- Yeah, very funny.Copy !req
64. Come on, it won't be good without you.Copy !req
65. Come on, please?Copy !req
66. - Fine.
- Yes!Copy !req
67. No selfies, or slow dances,
or soppy song requests.Copy !req
68. Okay, yeah, cool.Copy !req
69. - I'll pick you up at 7:30.
- Mm.Copy !req
70. - Wait, you do have a dress, right?
- Yeah, course. I'm not a troglodyte.Copy !req
71. - Yeah!Copy !req
72. Shit...Copy !req
73. Ah...Copy !req
74. Yeah.Copy !req
75. - Hello, Jakob.
- Yeah, hello.Copy !req
76. I seem to have broken my kitchen tap.Copy !req
77. - Who is this?
- Jean.Copy !req
78. Jean Milburn?
You did my bathroom recently.Copy !req
79. Yeah. I remember.Copy !req
80. Do you think you could possibly
come and fix it?Copy !req
81. No, I can't. I'm busy.Copy !req
82. Er... Okay. Well, it's not an emergency.Copy !req
83. Tomorrow?Copy !req
84. Well, I'll check my schedule
and get back to you.Copy !req
85. Goodbye.Copy !req
86. Sorry. Work stuff.Copy !req
87. And, uh...Copy !req
88. why do you think Moordale
would be a good fit for you, young lady?Copy !req
89. To be honest,Copy !req
90. my current school is in administrationCopy !req
91. because the headmistress
embezzled our finances.Copy !req
92. She's on the run now in Mexico
with our geography substitute, Mr Peabody.Copy !req
93. So, I kind of need a new school.
For, like, education.Copy !req
94. - It's true!Copy !req
95. Well...
honesty is exactly the kind of attributeCopy !req
96. we look for in this institution.Copy !req
97. Also, your grades are very impressive,
and we are aiming to improve our average.Copy !req
98. Come on.Copy !req
99. Ola? What are you doing here?Copy !req
100. Uh... I'm looking for a new school.
Your headmaster is considering me.Copy !req
101. Although he's a very rigid man.Copy !req
102. Like a living Easter Island statue.Copy !req
103. Yeah.
- Stop flirting now. Come on.Copy !req
104. Just wait in the van.
I'll be there in a minute.Copy !req
105. You never called.Copy !req
106. Yeah, I, um...Copy !req
107. I composed a bunch of texts,
and after reading them,Copy !req
108. I just felt immensely uncool.Copy !req
109. So, I decided to not text you anything.Copy !req
110. I'm an idiot, sorry.Copy !req
111. I heard the Untouchables
are coming in a limousine!Copy !req
112. Oh, my God! If I had a limousine, I would
totally have sex in it and film it.Copy !req
113. - School dance tonight.Copy !req
114. Right. Are you going?Copy !req
115. It's an appropriated American tradition
that celebrates sexismCopy !req
116. and peddles an unrealistic portrayal
of romantic love, so—Copy !req
117. I like dances.Copy !req
118. You do?Copy !req
119. Yeah, I think dancing's fun.Copy !req
120. Anyway, I'd better go. Bye, Otis.Copy !req
121. See you.Copy !req
122. Ola!Copy !req
123. Ola, uh...Copy !req
124. Do you... do you want
to go to the dance with me?Copy !req
125. - Yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
126. - Yeah.
- Okay, cool.Copy !req
127. Well, um, it starts at eight, I think.Copy !req
128. So, aim to get there for seven?Copy !req
129. I'll pick you up at 6:30. On time's late.Copy !req
130. - I'll meet you at yours at seven.
- Okay.Copy !req
131. Okay.Copy !req
132. Eric!Copy !req
133. - You forgot the shopping list.
Oh, Mum.Copy !req
134. He said that you can go
to the dance tonight if you want to.Copy !req
135. I don't.
- Maybe you can come to church with us?Copy !req
136. I don't go to church anymore, Mum.Copy !req
137. Hm?Copy !req
138. Everyone loves you.Copy !req
139. So, how's it lookin'?Copy !req
140. Well, you look like an angry aubergine.Copy !req
141. Yeah, well I can't afford it anyway, so...Copy !req
142. Can't Action Man buy you a dress?Copy !req
143. His name is Jackson.
And, no, I'm not his housewife.Copy !req
144. Why does he annoy you so much?Copy !req
145. He doesn't. I actually quite like him.Copy !req
146. I'm just not sure
he's the right guy for you, that's all.Copy !req
147. Try this one. It's a little bit less
magician's assistant.Copy !req
148. I'm happy with Jackson, all right?Copy !req
149. Well, fine. Have a lovely life
watching Sergeant Do-Good swimCopy !req
150. while you raise an army
of his perfect children.Copy !req
151. Whatever.Copy !req
152. Well?
- Yeah, it's actually nice.Copy !req
153. I told you my price limit.
This is way too expensive.Copy !req
154. Sean?Copy !req
155. Hello. I am so sorry
for interrupting your shopping today,Copy !req
156. but my little sister, Maeve, is going
to her first school dance tonightCopy !req
157. and she has just found the perfect dress.Copy !req
158. There she is! Come on out, Maeve. Come on.Copy !req
159. Doesn't she look so pretty?Copy !req
160. Except, the problem is,
we can't afford this dress,Copy !req
161. because, recently...Copy !req
162. we were orphaned.Copy !req
163. Earlier this year, our dad,
who served this country bravely,Copy !req
164. died in combat and
our mum passed shortly after.Copy !req
165. Cancer.Copy !req
166. But if they had been here today
to see my little sister,Copy !req
167. they would have been so proud
of their little girl.Copy !req
168. Now, I know it's unorthodox,
but if you could give anything,Copy !req
169. then we might be able to help my sister
get the dress of her dreams.Copy !req
170. Thank you.Copy !req
171. What is your problem?
You can't say we're orphans!Copy !req
172. Oh, I'm sorry.
Would you rather I told themCopy !req
173. that Mum's a junkie
and that Dad fucked off?Copy !req
174. I don't think they would have enjoyed
that story as much.Copy !req
175. We were born alone
and we will die aloneCopy !req
176. so we might as well get
what we can along the way.Copy !req
177. You're welcome.Copy !req
178. Hey, man,
do you know how to get to Ellencot?Copy !req
179. I'm trying to get to get to a wedding
reception and my GPS totally screwed me.Copy !req
180. Um...Copy !req
181. Yeah. Uh—Copy !req
182. Yeah... Yeah, you—
You're going in the right direction.Copy !req
183. Um, it's that way,
uh, it's about 15 minutes.Copy !req
184. Take a left at the primary school.Copy !req
185. - Okay. Thanks, man.
- Uh...Copy !req
186. Your nails are fierce.Copy !req
187. Thanks, kid.Copy !req
188. Want my advice? Stick to the jewel tones.Copy !req
189. I'll get it, Mum!Copy !req
190. - Darling, is that for you?
- Yeah.Copy !req
191. - Where are you going?
- School dance.Copy !req
192. With who?Copy !req
193. Hey! Um... Wow. Okay... You look cool.Copy !req
194. - You look fantastic.
- Thank you. You look great yourself.Copy !req
195. Thanks.Copy !req
196. I'm here for the sink.Copy !req
197. - Great. Marvelous.
Okay.Copy !req
198. Yeah.
- You behave.Copy !req
199. You behave.Copy !req
200. Do you want to come in for a bit?Copy !req
201. - No, we're good. See you.
- Okay.Copy !req
202. - Bye.
- Bye, have a lovely time.Copy !req
203. - Mum, actually...
- Yeah?Copy !req
204. Uh, do you think maybe
you could not sleep with Ola's dad?Copy !req
205. It's gonna make things
super awkward for me.Copy !req
206. I would never. Don't be silly. Um...Copy !req
207. Completely inappropriate.Copy !req
208. - Okay.
- Have a lovely time.Copy !req
209. Aww! You both look so smart.Copy !req
210. Okay, a little closer together now.Copy !req
211. Closer!Copy !req
212. Put your arm round him, love.Copy !req
213. Go on. Give him a proper hug!Copy !req
214. Just take the photo!Copy !req
215. Hold on.Copy !req
216. Christ!
Just take the bloody photo, Maureen.Copy !req
217. - Lies!
- Rubbish!Copy !req
218. - Ooh!
- Someone's looking groovy!Copy !req
219. - Mum!Copy !req
220. Groovy is not a thing.
It hasn't been for a long time.Copy !req
221. - Come here.Copy !req
222. Have a brilliant time.Copy !req
223. Thank you.Copy !req
224. Mwah!Copy !req
225. - You look great.
- Thanks.Copy !req
226. - See you soon.
- Remember to be back at 10:30, yes?Copy !req
227. - What? Why?
- You've got training tomorrow morning.Copy !req
228. Yeah, but I thought
I could, you know... take tomorrow off.Copy !req
229. - Why would you think that?
- Because of the dance.Copy !req
230. I'm sure he can take tomorrow off.Copy !req
231. No, he can't.Copy !req
232. Can't I just have one fun night?
I never do this kind of thing.Copy !req
233. Look, you will thank me in a few years.
See you at 10:30. Go on. Have a good time.Copy !req
234. - What?Copy !req
235. Thanks for letting me come tonight.Copy !req
236. I know you didn't write that essay.Copy !req
237. Um...Copy !req
238. I didn't want to break your mother's heart
by telling her the truth.Copy !req
239. To think my son is a cheater.Copy !req
240. I've never been so ashamed
of anything in my life.Copy !req
241. - Action Man! Come in.
- Yes!Copy !req
242. My mum is being such a dick!
I've gotta be home by 10:30.Copy !req
243. You have a curfew? How old are you?Copy !req
244. - Hey.
- Have you got anything to drink?Copy !req
245. - I just wanna have a good time.
- Yeah.Copy !req
246. We have the cheapest vodka available.Copy !req
247. It's pretty much paint stripper,
but I promise you it'll do a job.Copy !req
248. - Yeah.
- No. You're driving.Copy !req
249. No, no. I'll drive. That's fine.Copy !req
250. That means you two can have
your romantic evening and, well...Copy !req
251. fuck curfew.Copy !req
252. - So...Copy !req
253. Now I'll fix your sink.Copy !req
254. - Don't...Copy !req
255. Right...Copy !req
256. Subtle.Copy !req
257. Nice.
- Yeah.Copy !req
258. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
259. There you go. Now you may enjoy
your alcoholic beverageCopy !req
260. inside your shitty school ball.Copy !req
261. Okay, great. Bye, Sean.Copy !req
262. Sean...Copy !req
263. Oh, come on. I wanna see
all my old teachers' faces.Copy !req
264. I'll be in and out in a flash, I promise.Copy !req
265. Is Hendricks still sober?
Or has he fallen off the old wagon again?Copy !req
266. Wonder if he still uses Lynx Africa
to cover up the smell.Copy !req
267. - Sean! Wait!
Hey.Copy !req
268. He's all right. Look,
let's just have a good time, okay?Copy !req
269. - Hey.
- Hm.Copy !req
270. Come on.Copy !req
271. - Let's get a photo.
- I said no photos.Copy !req
272. Oh, come on.Copy !req
273. Let's do ironic faces. I bet you
no one will have thought of that.Copy !req
274. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
275. - Cool, hi.
- You're... you're here.Copy !req
276. And you're here.Copy !req
277. - I'm Ola.
- Jackson.Copy !req
278. - Sorry.
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
279. - You too.
- Ola, this... this is Maeve.Copy !req
280. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
281. She's my friend, she's...Copy !req
282. - Er... I should—
- So...Copy !req
283. We should go. I've lost my brother.Copy !req
284. - Are we not gonna get a photo?
- No.Copy !req
285. Okay.
- Uh...Copy !req
286. - They seem cool.
- Uh, yeah.Copy !req
287. Yeah, they are.Copy !req
288. L-O-V-E. Love!Copy !req
289. - Love. That word?
- [man 2] Praise Jesus!Copy !req
290. Love!Copy !req
291. - Again!
Love!Copy !req
292. Jesus loves!Copy !req
293. His love is greater than fear.Copy !req
294. Yes, Pastor!
- His love is stronger than uncertainty.Copy !req
295. His love is deeper than hate.Copy !req
296. Amen.
- Jesus said,Copy !req
297. "Love your neighbor as yourself."Copy !req
298. Yourself.Copy !req
299. Yourself.Copy !req
300. Love starts here.Copy !req
301. - We must all learn to love ourselves...
Amen!Copy !req
302. before we truly love others.Copy !req
303. Who are you to not love yourself?Copy !req
304. Praise be!Copy !req
305. Aah!Copy !req
306. Stand up!Copy !req
307. Good to see you and your family.Copy !req
308. Look at you!
It's good to see you in church.Copy !req
309. You are welcome here any time.Copy !req
310. This is your family.Copy !req
311. That's right.Copy !req
312. - So, how long you lived here?
14 years.Copy !req
313. We moved just after Otis was born.Copy !req
314. Is it "we" as in ex-husband?Copy !req
315. Mm-hmm.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
316. So, why did you divorce?Copy !req
317. You ask a lot of questions.Copy !req
318. And you don't answer many…
Is that a therapist thing?Copy !req
319. - Does it bother you that I'm a therapist?
- No.Copy !req
320. Some men feel... observed.Copy !req
321. What have you observed...Copy !req
322. about me?Copy !req
323. That you look nice in yellow.Copy !req
324. Well, in the little time
that we've known each other,Copy !req
325. I'd say that you're also divorced,Copy !req
326. that monogamy is a little too... binding,Copy !req
327. makes you feel your age.Copy !req
328. From your tattoos
and lack of driving license,Copy !req
329. I'd say you're impulsive,Copy !req
330. maybe even reckless.Copy !req
331. And you do this quite often,
romancing your customers.Copy !req
332. That soup was a nice touch, by the way.Copy !req
333. And then you move on to the next conquest,
before it gets too intimate.Copy !req
334. - Mm. Interesting.
- Close?Copy !req
335. No.Copy !req
336. Not really.Copy !req
337. I was married...Copy !req
338. but my wife died.Copy !req
339. She was sick for a very long time.Copy !req
340. And Ola, my daughter, helped me
to take care of her when I couldn't.Copy !req
341. You're the first one I've had sex with
since it happened.Copy !req
342. I wasn't planning on it.Copy !req
343. But you're right,
I can be, uh... impulsive.Copy !req
344. I really like you, Jean.Copy !req
345. I would like to get to know you better.Copy !req
346. I'm sorry if I've given you
the wrong idea.Copy !req
347. Yeah.Copy !req
348. I'll go and get dressed.Copy !req
349. This is so cool.Copy !req
350. Fairytales are all about
female suppression.Copy !req
351. You know, Beauty and the Beast,
basic Stockholm syndrome.Copy !req
352. Belle falls in love with a giant beast
who's imprisoned her.Copy !req
353. The Little Mermaid has to lose her voice
just to get a boyfriend.Copy !req
354. - Don't get me started on Snow White.
- Right, I'm gonna dance.Copy !req
355. Cool.Copy !req
356. Uh... I don't really dance.Copy !req
357. - But we're at a dance.
- It's not really my thing.Copy !req
358. Okay. Well, I'm still gonna dance.Copy !req
359. Come on, let's go get you some punch.Copy !req
360. Nerve-wracking, isn't,
askin' someone to dance?Copy !req
361. Look, do you want something
to take the edge off?Copy !req
362. I've got some Percocet. It's pretty cheap.Copy !req
363. - What's Percocet?
- It's just something that helps you relax.Copy !req
364. No biggie.Copy !req
365. Here you are.Copy !req
366. - Sean.
- Hey, frog-face. Are ya havin' fun?Copy !req
367. - Whatever you're doing, please stop.
- Why? Are you the police?Copy !req
368. I'm not kidding!Copy !req
369. Go hang out with your Head Boy
and don't worry about me. All right?Copy !req
370. - I'm going to the dance.Copy !req
371. Uh... Wait...Copy !req
372. I'll drive you.Copy !req
373. - Hey.
- Hi.Copy !req
374. So, how long have you known Otis?Copy !req
375. My dad's been fixing their bathroom.
Otis asked me out.Copy !req
376. - He's funny, isn't he?
Yeah.Copy !req
377. Yeah, he is.Copy !req
378. But, um, just between you and me,
he's, um...Copy !req
379. he's like, really inexperienced.Copy !req
380. He hasn't had sex or anything yet. He's
a bit confused about all that stuff, so...Copy !req
381. don't be surprised
if he doesn't seem keen.Copy !req
382. See you later.Copy !req
383. Cheers, boy. Have fun, guys.Copy !req
384. It's the Groff-inator! The man himself.
Long time no see, mate!Copy !req
385. Sean Wiley, I want you off school grounds.Copy !req
386. Don't be like that. Come on.
What's goin' on with you? Let's catch up!Copy !req
387. You are not welcome on this campus.Copy !req
388. Leave immediately,
or I will call the police.Copy !req
389. Wow, you really need
to let off some steam, don't you?Copy !req
390. How about one of them
little choccy breaks, hm?Copy !req
391. Leave.Copy !req
392. Now.Copy !req
393. Well... it's been real.Copy !req
394. Bye!Copy !req
395. Right, it's time for me to bounce.Copy !req
396. I'm gonna take Jacko's car.
That is fine, isn't it? Yeah.Copy !req
397. - Hey!
- Hey.Copy !req
398. Hey.Copy !req
399. Sean just left, he took your car.Copy !req
400. Oh. Well, I hope he crashes it!Copy !req
401. Give me a kiss.Copy !req
402. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
403. - Whoa. I'm a little bit drunk.
- Hey.Copy !req
404. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
405. This is a shit-show, right?Copy !req
406. Did you guys see Ola?Copy !req
407. - Oh, yeah—
- No.Copy !req
408. No.Copy !req
409. Okay. Um... Alright.Copy !req
410. Oh, I don't feel so good.Copy !req
411. - You gonna be sick?
- Yeah.Copy !req
412. Okay. Come on.Copy !req
413. Ola?Copy !req
414. Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
415. Found the, uh... art.Copy !req
416. Yeah.Copy !req
417. I did.Copy !req
418. Some of these are quite good.Copy !req
419. Well, it's, uh... Moordale's finest.Copy !req
420. I mean, this one's my favorite.Copy !req
421. - Wow, yeah.Copy !req
422. I've never...Copy !req
423. I've never slept with anyone before,
by the way.Copy !req
424. Okay. Um...Copy !req
425. Why did you tell me that?Copy !req
426. Just wanted you to know.Copy !req
427. Okay.Copy !req
428. But... Did you and Maeve,
like, date or something?Copy !req
429. I'm picking up a vibe.Copy !req
430. No.Copy !req
431. Maeve is not the sort of person
who would, you know, date me.Copy !req
432. What does that mean?Copy !req
433. Well, um... Maeve is considerably
higher up on the food chain than I am.Copy !req
434. You know, I'm like a kangaroo
or an armadillo.Copy !req
435. Whereas Maeve's like a panther,
or a lion, even.Copy !req
436. - So what am I on the food chain?
- You could be like...Copy !req
437. You know those goats that stand on really
steep cliffs and just kind of stick?Copy !req
438. - I'm a goat?
- No! I mean, you don't look like a goat.Copy !req
439. You could be, like, a house cat,
if you don't like goats.Copy !req
440. You know, the skinny ones
that just stare at you.Copy !req
441. Okay, I'm a skinny house cat,
and she's a lion.Copy !req
442. Oh, no. Maeve is unattainable,Copy !req
443. - and you're—
- You're not a kangaroo, Otis.Copy !req
444. You're an arsehole.Copy !req
445. Ola! I mean...Copy !req
446. Fucking idiot.Copy !req
447. Eric, wait!Copy !req
448. - Are you sure you want to go in like this?
- Yes.Copy !req
449. - Are you sure you're sure?
- Yes.Copy !req
450. - Why? What's wrong with it?Copy !req
451. Wait a second, please.Copy !req
452. - When I first came to this country...
- Oh, Dad!Copy !req
453. - ... I had to do so much to fit in.Copy !req
454. - I never wanted the same for my children.
- Okay!Copy !req
455. I wanted you to be proud and strong.Copy !req
456. But you are... so different.Copy !req
457. It makes me feel scared for you.Copy !req
458. Your fear doesn't help me, Dad.
It makes me feel weak.Copy !req
459. But why...Copy !req
460. do you have to be so much?Copy !req
461. This is me.Copy !req
462. - I don't want you to be hurt.Copy !req
463. Look, I'll be hurt either way.
Isn't it better to be who I am?Copy !req
464. I told you to wait!Copy !req
465. I just shouted at that man.Copy !req
466. Yeah.Copy !req
467. Yeah, you did.Copy !req
468. Maybe...Copy !req
469. I am learning from my brave son.Copy !req
470. Dad.Copy !req
471. What the fuck did you come as,
Tromboner? A girl?Copy !req
472. What do you want, Adam?
- I'm gonna fucking kill you.Copy !req
473. Okay. Are you gonna do it now
or later?Copy !req
474. Because I'm ready when you are.Copy !req
475. - It's comin'.
- Okay.Copy !req
476. So, later, then?Copy !req
477. Great.Copy !req
478. Now what?Copy !req
479. And now, a request.
This is for all the couples in the room.Copy !req
480. So, grab yourself a partner.
But remember to get consent...Copy !req
481. Hah! No, seriously. Please do get consent.Copy !req
482. Oh, my God. I love this song.Copy !req
483. May I have this dance?Copy !req
484. Why would I dance with you?Copy !req
485. - Because we're best friends.
- No, we're not.Copy !req
486. Yes, we are. Eric! And I—Copy !req
487. I'm just a really bad one sometimes.Copy !req
488. I made a mistake and I said
some horrible things I didn't mean.Copy !req
489. I miss you, and I'm sorry.Copy !req
490. You think I'm an attention-seeker.Copy !req
491. I think you are the coolest, bravest
and kindest person I know.Copy !req
492. Oh, my God! Okay.Copy !req
493. Whoo!Copy !req
494. Aww!Copy !req
495. Would you like to have sex with me?Copy !req
496. Okay.Copy !req
497. Oh, my God.
Lizzie!Copy !req
498. - Lizzie!Copy !req
499. It's me, Liam. Up here on the moon!Copy !req
500. No!Copy !req
501. Uh...Copy !req
502. Liam. Get down, now!Copy !req
503. Not until I speak to Lizzie!Copy !req
504. I don't know him! He's just a weird guy
that follows me around!Copy !req
505. I love you, Lizzie.Copy !req
506. Do you love me?Copy !req
507. No.Copy !req
508. Come down this instant!
- No.Copy !req
509. Enough!Copy !req
510. Get down, now!Copy !req
511. What's the point? Lizzie doesn't love me.Copy !req
512. Nobody loves me.Copy !req
513. - I'm gonna jump!Copy !req
514. Stop. Liam, don't!Copy !req
515. - Don't do this.Copy !req
516. Oh... Hi, Otis.Copy !req
517. You don't wanna jump.Copy !req
518. No! I think I do.Copy !req
519. You don't. Look...Copy !req
520. sometimes, the people we like
don't like us back,Copy !req
521. and it's painful, but there's nothing
we can do about it.Copy !req
522. - You don't understand.
- I do. I do understand.Copy !req
523. I know what it's like when someone doesn't
feel the same way about you. It's...Copy !req
524. Someone you can't stop
thinking about…Copy !req
525. It hurts.Copy !req
526. But you can't make people like you.Copy !req
527. I don't like her.Copy !req
528. I love her.Copy !req
529. I know.
But love isn't about grand gestures,Copy !req
530. or the moon and the stars.Copy !req
531. It's just dumb luck.Copy !req
532. And sometimes, you meet someone
who feels the same way.Copy !req
533. And, sometimes, you're unlucky.Copy !req
534. But one day, you're gonna meet someone
who appreciates you for who you are.Copy !req
535. I mean, there's seven billion people
on the planet.Copy !req
536. I know one of them
is gonna climb up on a moon for you.Copy !req
537. - Really?
- Yeah, you're brilliant!Copy !req
538. You're... very dedicated.Copy !req
539. You're gonna make someone
really happy one day.Copy !req
540. But it will not be me!Copy !req
541. Not Lizzie,
definitely not Lizzie, but someone.Copy !req
542. And it won't happen
if you fall off that moon and die.Copy !req
543. Okay.Copy !req
544. Sorry. It's fine.Copy !req
545. I'm fine.Copy !req
546. Okay, everyone.
It's time for the Macarena!Copy !req
547. You guys know the Macarena, right?Copy !req
548. Not your finest hour.Copy !req
549. I didn't mean to scare you, Lizzie.Copy !req
550. If you go anywhere near me again,Copy !req
551. I'm seriously gonna have
to call the police.Copy !req
552. Fair enough. I understand.Copy !req
553. - I left my jacket.
- I'll get it.Copy !req
554. - Hey.
- Sorry, what?Copy !req
555. - Adam! Don't.
- Your boyfriendCopy !req
556. - looks like a fucking triangle.
- Ugh. Ignore him, Steve.Copy !req
557. What?Copy !req
558. - Don't you fucking touch me.Copy !req
559. Stay away from me!
Come on!Copy !req
560. Stop it!Copy !req
561. - Are you all right?
- Get off.Copy !req
562. I hate you!Copy !req
563. All right, show's over. Go on.Copy !req
564. Go on, you too.Copy !req
565. Hey.Copy !req
566. Where's your date?Copy !req
567. - She left.
- Why?Copy !req
568. We... had an argument.Copy !req
569. - What about?
- Doesn't matter.Copy !req
570. Okay.Copy !req
571. That was pretty crazy in there.
You were amazing.Copy !req
572. That was serious, Maeve.Copy !req
573. - I mean, he could have killed himself.
- Yeah, but you talked him down.Copy !req
574. Yeah, and he was up there
after he spoke to me.Copy !req
575. Imagine if he'd died.Copy !req
576. I think this is wrong.Copy !req
577. - What's wrong?
- This is. The... clinic.Copy !req
578. And us. It... has to stop.Copy !req
579. - But we're really good together.
- I can't keep doing this anymore, Maeve.Copy !req
580. - It's getting in the way of my life.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
581. You know what I mean.Copy !req
582. Maeve?Copy !req
583. Just a minute, Jackson.Copy !req
584. Hey, Otis. If I give you another 50,
will you tell me howCopy !req
585. - to get Maeve to like me again?
- Jackson!Copy !req
586. - What are you talking about?
- Well, he told me how to get you.Copy !req
587. I gave him 50 and then
he gave me the book stuff,Copy !req
588. and then the song and then
the feminist stuff that you like.Copy !req
589. Because you're difficult, Maeve, to know.Copy !req
590. Maeve...Copy !req
591. He paid you to tell him what I like?Copy !req
592. No. I didn't...Copy !req
593. I tried to not take—
I gave the money to you!Copy !req
594. You gave it to me?Copy !req
595. I'm gonna be sick again.Copy !req
596. - Maeve. I—
- Stay the fuck away.Copy !req
597. You're right. We're done.Copy !req
598. I'm so sorry, Maeve.Copy !req
599. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
600. You're so nice.Copy !req
601. Sorry if I got, like,
sick on you and stuff.Copy !req
602. I'm sorry.Copy !req
603. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
604. Oh. Did we forget the car?Copy !req
605. - Sh, Jackson—
- Where's the—Copy !req
606. He's a bit drunk.
My brother will bring the car—Copy !req
607. Jackson?Copy !req
608. What were you thinking?Copy !req
609. Do you think I like getting up
at 4:30 every morning,Copy !req
610. like I have got nothing better
to do with my time?Copy !req
611. - Oh, me, me, me.
- What did you just say?Copy !req
612. It's all about you. Isn't it, Mum?Copy !req
613. Er, look... Let's go to bed.
We can talk about this in the morning.Copy !req
614. - Fine.
- No, seriously.Copy !req
615. You think we like driving five hours every
Saturday to get you to your swim meets?Copy !req
616. Dedicating our entire lives
to your success?Copy !req
617. - It's not my success though, is it, Mum?
- What?Copy !req
618. - It's yours.
- Ja—Copy !req
619. - Jackson!
- Jackson!Copy !req
620. You get back here now! Get back here!Copy !req
621. "Love isn't about the moon and the stars."Copy !req
622. - "It's about dumb luck".Copy !req
623. - Shut up.
- You should start a motivational podcast,Copy !req
624. - called The Teen Whisperer.
- I am never going to a dance again.Copy !req
625. Yeah, no, you suck at dances. Okay?Copy !req
626. I'm hungry, but... Oh.Copy !req
627. Hello.Copy !req
628. - Dave?
- Er, close. Dan.Copy !req
629. - I ride the motorbike?
- Yes, right. Mother issues.Copy !req
630. - Well, I wouldn't—
Dan, are you coming back to bed?Copy !req
631. Oh, excuse me. Looks like my mum needs me.
Your mum needs me.Copy !req
632. She's...Copy !req
633. Okay, I'm just gonna, er...Copy !req
634. - Oh, that's probably... Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
635. Okay.Copy !req
636. - Toast?
- Yeah.Copy !req
637. Aww.Copy !req
638. Your new dad seems so sweet.Copy !req
639. - Hah.Copy !req
640. - Have you got any Nutella?
- Yeah.Copy !req
641. Come on.Copy !req
642. I was selling, they were buying.
What did you want me to do?Copy !req
643. I dunno.
For you to take some responsibility?Copy !req
644. Responsibility?
Who looked after you when Mum left?Copy !req
645. Who cooked, cleaned and
dropped out of school for you?Copy !req
646. Don't kid yourself.
You did not drop out for me.Copy !req
647. Maybe it's the fuzz.Copy !req
648. Piss off, Sean.Copy !req
649. What do you want?Copy !req
650. Someone pay you
to read the fucking Bell Jar?Copy !req
651. I actually liked that book.
- Not the point.Copy !req
652. I had a fight with my mum.
It was bad.Copy !req
653. What do you want me to do?
Just go home and apologize.Copy !req
654. No, I can't! I can't go home!Copy !req
655. I hate it.Copy !req
656. I feel like... yeah, like...
like I'm suffocating.Copy !req
657. Like I'm livin' in somebody else's body.
Like, trapped in somebody else's life.Copy !req
658. - Hey, it's okay.
- I don't know what to fucking do.Copy !req
659. It's okay.Copy !req
660. It's okay.Copy !req
661. Please, can I stay... here, with you?Copy !req
662. Yeah? Okay.Copy !req
663. I love you, Maeve.Copy !req