1. As she entered
the interrogation chamber,Copy !req
2. Glenoxi felt her captor eyeing her.Copy !req
3. His long serpentine tongue oozed
out of his wet, gash-like mouth.Copy !req
4. She eyed his pulsating purple penis,
inching towards it.Copy !req
5. She felt her abdominal sex cavity quiver.Copy !req
6. She could almost taste one
of his three mucal glands.Copy !req
7. As she pulled his glistening phallus
inside her,Copy !req
8. she felt...Copy !req
9. She felt...Copy !req
10. "What am I meant to be feeling here?"Copy !req
11. "This is your fantasy.Copy !req
12. What do we do next?"Copy !req
13. "What am I feeling?Copy !req
14. And why have I got dick hands?"Copy !req
15. I don't know.Copy !req
16. Do you use contraception?Copy !req
17. Yeah. Condoms.Copy !req
18. - I didn't notice it split or anything.
- Mm.Copy !req
19. Condoms aren't always
a hundred percent effective.Copy !req
20. It certainly appears that way.Copy !req
21. Have you considered
any other forms of contraception?Copy !req
22. Uh, implants, the pill...Copy !req
23. I'll think about it.Copy !req
24. And how many sexual partners
do you currently have?Copy !req
25. Male or female?Copy !req
26. Just one at the moment. He's a he.Copy !req
27. And have you considered
the possibility of adoption?Copy !req
28. I don't think anyone would want
a pregnant 17-year-old.Copy !req
29. Heh.Copy !req
30. I don't want to do adoption, no.Copy !req
31. Right.Copy !req
32. And who's gonna be there to collect you
after the procedure?Copy !req
33. Uh, no one, just me.Copy !req
34. Mm. Uh, unfortunately, it's a requirement.Copy !req
35. What if I was a serial killer?Copy !req
36. Or a hermit?
Or my whole family had died in a fire?Copy !req
37. - Would I still need to bring someone then?
- Yeah. It's our policy.Copy !req
38. You think I have a sister?Copy !req
39. I don't know, you could have.Copy !req
40. We've lived together
17 fuckin' years, Jeffrey.Copy !req
41. Wouldn't you know if I had a sister?Copy !req
42. When's my birthday?Copy !req
43. Fuck you, Jeffrey!Copy !req
44. That's domestic abuse.Copy !req
45. Forgettin' someone's birthday is not
domestic abuse, Cynthia.Copy !req
46. Everything all right, love?Copy !req
47. Yeah.Copy !req
48. Bye.Copy !req
49. Sorry. The number
you have dialed is not in service.Copy !req
50. - Shit!
Are you all right, darling?Copy !req
51. I'm fine! I'm fine, Mum!
Everything's ordinary.Copy !req
52. - What have you got on today?
I can't talk right now, Mum.Copy !req
53. Well, I'm asking about your school,
not your personal life.Copy !req
54. Yeah, I got clinic, I got sex clinic.
I got homework to do.Copy !req
55. - Okay. I love you.
- I love you too. Bye.Copy !req
56. Don't go in my room.Copy !req
57. Why?Copy !req
58. No particular reason. It's messy.Copy !req
59. - We can do better.
- Oh!Copy !req
60. - Push him hard today, Coach.
- I always do.Copy !req
61. Where's the only place that success
comes before work?Copy !req
62. - The dictionary.
- Teamwork?Copy !req
63. - Is dream work!
- Get in there and swim, swim, swim!Copy !req
64. - Okay!Copy !req
65. Not my business.Copy !req
66. Not my business.Copy !req
67. Good morning, everyone.Copy !req
68. As you all know,
we are holding a charity event next weekCopy !req
69. for Ugandan schoolgirls,
raising awareness for...Copy !req
70. sanitary towels.Copy !req
71. No. Um... Period pads.Copy !req
72. Hm. Lady things.Copy !req
73. Sanitary products—Copy !req
74. And what are you doing here
so early, Maeve?Copy !req
75. Gettin' a head start, Mr. Groff.Copy !req
76. Very good.Copy !req
77. - Carry on.
- Go with sanitary products, sir.Copy !req
78. It's more professional.Copy !req
79. Less creepy.Copy !req
80. Right.Copy !req
81. Good.Copy !req
82. Thank you, Maeve.Copy !req
83. You're welcome.Copy !req
84. Uh...Copy !req
85. You're late.Copy !req
86. - Drop something?
- No.Copy !req
87. No? Why are you eyeballing
the ground, then?Copy !req
88. - I'm not.
- You are.Copy !req
89. It's unsettling.Copy !req
90. Whatever.Copy !req
91. - You've got a 7:45, an 8:00, and an 8:15.
- Okay.Copy !req
92. - Better be quick.
- Okay.Copy !req
93. Do you want some background
of the clients, or...Copy !req
94. No, I'm okay.Copy !req
95. Okay.Copy !req
96. I'm totally in love with Mr. Hendricks,
but he doesn't know I exist.Copy !req
97. How do I make him see me?Copy !req
98. Are you sure? I mean...Copy !req
99. My pubes are out of control.Copy !req
100. I've only just cut them
and they've grown back.Copy !req
101. I'm like Wolverine.Copy !req
102. And then how did that make you feel?Copy !req
103. I fucked a warm melon,
and now it stings when I pee.Copy !req
104. Now, that is unusual. Hm.Copy !req
105. Hi. Uh...Copy !req
106. - Do you have an appointment?
- Uh, no. Uh...Copy !req
107. But can I just stay in here for a bit?
Um...Copy !req
108. I... I want people to think I've had sex.Copy !req
109. Listen, I hear you.Copy !req
110. Peer pressure is hard,
but living with regret is harder.Copy !req
111. No. Uh, sorry... Uh...Copy !req
112. I don't need therapy. I...Copy !req
113. I just wanted Molly Bell to see me coming
in here so she thinks I've had sex.Copy !req
114. Uh, you don't have to speak.Copy !req
115. Oh. Right.Copy !req
116. Okay.Copy !req
117. Morning, Eric.Copy !req
118. Morning, Jean. Love the kimono.Copy !req
119. Ooh, love the jumper. Look at that.Copy !req
120. - Rrrrowl!Copy !req
121. Hm.Copy !req
122. - What do you want?
- Is Otis ready?Copy !req
123. No, he's gone already.Copy !req
124. He had a project or something.Copy !req
125. Didn't he tell you?Copy !req
126. Oh, no, uh... He mu—
He must have forgotten.Copy !req
127. What a silly little man.Copy !req
128. - Hm.
- Mm. Okay.Copy !req
129. It can be hard...Copy !req
130. when friends find new interests.Copy !req
131. But you mustn't feel left behind.Copy !req
132. It can actually be an opportunity for you
to find out what's important to you...Copy !req
133. as an individual.Copy !req
134. Yeah.Copy !req
135. - Mm.
- Do you have any hobbies?Copy !req
136. Uh, not really.Copy !req
137. I used to sing in church choir,
but then I realized I can't sing.Copy !req
138. - Right.
- And I stopped believing in God.Copy !req
139. - That'll do it.
- So... yeah.Copy !req
140. - So...Copy !req
141. Cool. Cool.Copy !req
142. - Bye, Jean.
- Bye, Eric.Copy !req
143. Yeah.Copy !req
144. - Jean Milburn?
- Yeah, that's me.Copy !req
145. Bastard.Copy !req
146. - E! My man. How's it hangin'?Copy !req
147. - Yeah...
- What, this?Copy !req
148. Ed Sheeran. I mean, say what you want
about the little fella, but...Copy !req
149. - he's a total genius, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
150. I've been meaning to speak to you.
Swing Band are holding auditions today.Copy !req
151. - I think you should sign up.
- I don't think that's a good idea.Copy !req
152. Why would you say that?Copy !req
153. Look, me and, uh...Copy !req
154. - Swing Band are sh—
- Hip. Yes, we are.Copy !req
155. But one can only try.Copy !req
156. Trying's the whole game.
No one can stop you trying.Copy !req
157. Well, they can try, I suppose.Copy !req
158. No, no, no, but seriously,
I think you should swing by.Copy !req
159. Excuse the pun.Copy !req
160. You could be a really great fit.Copy !req
161. - Think about it.
- Yeah...Copy !req
162. - Okay.
- Yeah?Copy !req
163. Told you we'd make some money.Copy !req
164. - ... show you...
Uh... Sure, okay.Copy !req
165. See you later.
See you.Copy !req
166. Hey, Aimee,
what are you doing later today?Copy !req
167. Going to Kyle's for a smoke.
We're a thing now.Copy !req
168. - Why?
- Basically, I need someone to help me—Copy !req
169. When you're stoned,
do you ever get a really relaxed asshole?Copy !req
170. 'Cause the other day,
I was doing a bong with KyleCopy !req
171. and I literally thought
I was gonna shit myself.Copy !req
172. Like, I could feel it inching out
my bumhole.Copy !req
173. - Has that ever happened to you?
- Not really. No.Copy !req
174. - Sorry, what were you saying?
- What do you want, cock biter?Copy !req
175. Nothing. Gotta go. Cocks to bite.Copy !req
176. - Maeve. Oh!Copy !req
177. - You look hot today.
- Huh.Copy !req
178. - What are you doing later?
- Why?Copy !req
179. The qualifiers are today at 5:00
and I was gonna askCopy !req
180. - if you felt like watching me swim?
- Oh.Copy !req
181. Right, um... I can't.Copy !req
182. - Why not? What, you busy?
- Yeah, maybe I am.Copy !req
183. Maybe I live a whole rich life filled
with adventure and intrigue.Copy !req
184. It is possible to experience things
you don't know about, Jackson.Copy !req
185. Okay. Uh...
Well, I might see you later, then?Copy !req
186. If you're not too busy
adventuring or intriguing.Copy !req
187. Jackson.Copy !req
188. Yeah?Copy !req
189. Uh...Copy !req
190. Uh, good luck later.Copy !req
191. Maeve. Hold on a second.Copy !req
192. I need to talk to you
about your As You Like It essay.Copy !req
193. Uh... Interesting use of alliterationCopy !req
194. and quite a complex understanding
of Shakespeare's abilityCopy !req
195. - to penetrate the male psyche.
- Thanks.Copy !req
196. - But...
- But what?Copy !req
197. It's similar to Simone's.Copy !req
198. Very similar, Maeve.Copy !req
199. Maybe we're just being churned out
like little robots.Copy !req
200. - Hm. You're a funny girl. Quick.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
201. Why don't you put some of that
into your work?Copy !req
202. I really don't think you need
to be copying Simone's work.Copy !req
203. Please do not get yourself
kicked out of school.Copy !req
204. It would be a colossal waste
of everyone's time.Copy !req
205. Aren't you supposed to say
something encouraging?Copy !req
206. Shine brighter.Copy !req
207. So please remember to bring in
your baked goodsCopy !req
208. for the girls in year nine
who are raising money for Ugandan...Copy !req
209. sanitary products.Copy !req
210. As we all know...Copy !req
211. well, some of us,
uh, more than others...Copy !req
212. Uh, that special...Copy !req
213. time of the month for women
is very normal.Copy !req
214. - Where were you this morning?
alter their everyday livesCopy !req
215. - beyond mild inconvenience.
- Something really bad happened.Copy !req
216. - You forgot to save Zelda again?Copy !req
217. So, imagine, if you will...Copy !req
218. - I had a... sex dream...
- ... that you do not have any sanitary...Copy !req
219. - ... about Maeve.
That's brilliant!Copy !req
220. About the sanitary things, yaaas!Copy !req
221. Uh, anyway, um... uh...Copy !req
222. that most uncomfortable thought...Copy !req
223. - Oh, my God. Tell me everything.
- ... is why the fearless year nine girls...Copy !req
224. Was it ALS challenge
or just your basic dick sneeze?Copy !req
225. - It feels wrong, okay? I don't like it.
- No, it's fine.Copy !req
226. It's not fine, okay?
My brain objectified herCopy !req
227. - and I feel like a... like a bad person.
But it's normal!Copy !req
228. Menstruation is a very good thing.Copy !req
229. Actually, it's... it's good
to have a good clean out.Copy !req
230. Um...Copy !req
231. Um, it's very healthy, actually, okay?Copy !req
232. - Because if—
- Sit down. Sit down.Copy !req
233. Dude, I am so proud of you.Copy !req
234. - Lightning!
- Pssssh!Copy !req
235. - All right, dickhead?
- Hi.Copy !req
236. Maeve, nice to see you again.Copy !req
237. 'Cause I saw you this morning.Copy !req
238. In school, not in my dreams.Copy !req
239. I need to ask a favor.Copy !req
240. Oh, yeah? Uh, what is it?Copy !req
241. I need you to meet me somewhere
after school at 6:30.Copy !req
242. - Is this a clinic thing?
- No.Copy !req
243. If you can't, don't worry. But...Copy !req
244. Oh, yeah, Yeah, yeah. No, I can.Copy !req
245. - Yeah?
- Completely.Copy !req
246. - Um, whereabouts, exactly?
- Cool. I'll text you the address.Copy !req
247. - Cool beans.
- See you later.Copy !req
248. Cool beans.Copy !req
249. She's asking you on a date.Copy !req
250. - It's not a date.
- It's a date!Copy !req
251. - She called me dickhead.
- Oh.Copy !req
252. You don't call someone dickhead
and ask them on a date.Copy !req
253. She probably knows
I had a creepy sex dream about her.Copy !req
254. Now she's gonna expose me
as the lech that I am.Copy !req
255. Uh, okay, she's not a psychic.Copy !req
256. Also, chill out. You jizzed your pants,
you're not Hannibal Lecter.Copy !req
257. - What if I am?
- Okay, what happened in this dream?Copy !req
258. She was...Copy !req
259. - Her pants...
- Uh-huh?Copy !req
260. And... No, actually,
I don't wanna talk about this.Copy !req
261. I— Oh, okay.
Well, what's at 439 Trently, anyway?Copy !req
262. It's a tower block with a load
of businesses and-and a sushi restaurant.Copy !req
263. - Why would she want me to have sushi?
- Raw fish is an aphrodisiac.Copy !req
264. - This is totally a date!
- Oh, this is making me feel weird.Copy !req
265. - I don't like being out of control.
- You'll be fine.Copy !req
266. Okay? Whatever it is, just be casual.Copy !req
267. Girls like dudes that are casual.Copy !req
268. You know, chilled.Copy !req
269. But maybe reconsider your outfit
just in case it is a date.Copy !req
270. - It's not a date.
- It's a date.Copy !req
271. It's definitely...Copy !req
272. - What do you think I should wear?
- Ooh! Um...Copy !req
273. Okay, uh, think Jon Hamm.Copy !req
274. But chilled.Copy !req
275. - Okay? Like casual Hamm.Copy !req
276. I'm not casual, though!
And I look nothing like Jon Hamm.Copy !req
277. - Yeah, that's true.
- My God.Copy !req
278. I need some new clothes.Copy !req
279. Bye, Casual Hamm.Copy !req
280. Oh, this?Copy !req
281. Yeah, no, I'm auditionin' for Swing Band,
thanks for askin'.Copy !req
282. So nice that you care about
what's happenin' in my life.Copy !req
283. Okay, good night.Copy !req
284. Good night.Copy !req
285. Good try, Eric!Copy !req
286. Huh? Right, team?Copy !req
287. You know,Copy !req
288. Swing Band's a collective.Copy !req
289. I'm merely the guy with the baton.Copy !req
290. So I'll leave it to the gang to decide
whether or not you're in,Copy !req
291. but, remember that Leon has leukemiaCopy !req
292. and we do desperately need a French horn.Copy !req
293. So...Copy !req
294. What do we say?Copy !req
295. Is Eric in da posse?Copy !req
296. Huh?Copy !req
297. Show of hands, please.Copy !req
298. Can we get a show of hands, please?Copy !req
299. And there it is.Copy !req
300. You're in, Eric.Copy !req
301. - Congrats, man!Copy !req
302. Pull up a pew, Mr. Magoo.Copy !req
303. Sit down, girl.Copy !req
304. Get outta here! Go on, sit down.Copy !req
305. Okay, so...Copy !req
306. - Let's watch...
- I can practice with you if you like.Copy !req
307. - Get you up to speed.Copy !req
308. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
309. Great, how about after school?Copy !req
310. - Okay, and I want more sax on bar 12.
- Yeah.Copy !req
311. - Here we go! Good.
- Yeah. Coolio.Copy !req
312. - Okay, guys, from the top.Copy !req
313. One, two, three, four. One!Copy !req
314. God!Copy !req
315. Oh!Copy !req
316. Feel it!Copy !req
317. That was tight as fuck.Copy !req
318. God!Copy !req
319. Eat it!Copy !req
320. At eight weeks,
your baby's heart is beating.Copy !req
321. At 15 weeks, your baby can see light.Copy !req
322. Did you know that at six weeks,
your baby can feel?Copy !req
323. Shut up.Copy !req
324. Life begins at conception.
Termination is murder.Copy !req
325. - God loves you.
- Yeah, well, I wish he'd worn a condom.Copy !req
326. Wait, just—Copy !req
327. What is wrong with you?
Do you hate all life?Copy !req
328. I'm fine. Please don't touch me.Copy !req
329. - Oh! Shittin' hell...Copy !req
330. Ah...Copy !req
331. That is a lot of steps.Copy !req
332. Are you all right, ladies?Copy !req
333. You all right, love? Yeah?Copy !req
334. - Hello.Copy !req
335. - If you could just give me the form.Copy !req
336. I've... I've been here before.Copy !req
337. Oh.Copy !req
338. Oh!Copy !req
339. Right.Copy !req
340. Bloody hell.Copy !req
341. They treat us like toddlers, don't they?
All this hand-holdin'.Copy !req
342. Well, you're chatty, aren't you?Copy !req
343. Don't feel like talking.Copy !req
344. Suit yourself, princess.Copy !req
345. Oh, Christ on a bike.Copy !req
346. Can— Can we change the channels?Copy !req
347. I just really don't think soft porn's
the right tone.Copy !req
348. Fucking hell.Copy !req
349. - Do you mind not doing that, please?
- Got it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
350. peninsula of France?Copy !req
351. - Oh! Score!
- What got into the capital...Copy !req
352. - ... leader in 1946...
- You any good at quizzes?Copy !req
353. - ... original name in '93, which leader?
- No.Copy !req
354. The American War of Independence
took placeCopy !req
355. during the reign of which British king?Copy !req
356. Uh, Henry VIII.Copy !req
357. - George III.
- Yeah.Copy !req
358. - Whose 1950 novel A Town Like Alice...
- Fuckin' tits!Copy !req
359. is set in the Far Eastern theatre
of the Second World War?Copy !req
360. Okay.Copy !req
361. Otis, it's your dad calling.Copy !req
362. I've got a... got a thing.Copy !req
363. Hi, Remi.Copy !req
364. - Sorry, he, uh... has a thing.Copy !req
365. Oh, no, I was hoping to catch you.
Did you, uh...Copy !req
366. - Did you get the books?
- Uh, yes, I did.Copy !req
367. Well, could you sign them
and send them back to me?Copy !req
368. I'll pay for the shipping.Copy !req
369. I just need them
for this bloody book tour.Copy !req
370. - I've got these hardcore fans now...
- Will do, okay. Bye.Copy !req
371. No, wait. Um... Wait, uh...Copy !req
372. How are you getting on?Copy !req
373. Have you been writing?Copy !req
374. Yes.Copy !req
375. Yes, in fact, I'm starting a new book.Copy !req
376. A new book? Well, that's... that's great!Copy !req
377. So— So who's your new publisher
now, then?Copy !req
378. 'Cause I... I heard through the grapevine
that your old one had to let you go.Copy !req
379. I— You know.Copy !req
380. I'm floating it around, as you do,
just trying to find the right fit.Copy !req
381. You know that whole...Copy !req
382. rigmarole.Copy !req
383. Good for you.Copy !req
384. I... I'm just surprised, I guess, that...Copy !req
385. that you're writing again, 'cause, uh...Copy !req
386. you always found it so hard to focus,
didn't you, when we were together?Copy !req
387. I guess being single is freeing, Remi.Copy !req
388. Oh! So severe, Jeanie. So severe.Copy !req
389. Go on, though, what's it all about, eh?Copy !req
390. Elevator pitch.Copy !req
391. Sex?Copy !req
392. - My patients?
- Ah.Copy !req
393. Oh! That's one now.Copy !req
394. Really important one,
fascinating... sexual issues.Copy !req
395. - Bye, Remi.Copy !req
396. Oh, uh...
please Skype with Otis this week.Copy !req
397. - He gets very down when you don't.
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
398. Thank you.Copy !req
399. Fucking piece of...
wanking piece of fucking shit!Copy !req
400. Yes, I'm writing a book, you fuck.
You don't fucking own words, you...Copy !req
401. Shit!Copy !req
402. - Ow!Copy !req
403. Bearded piece of fucking shit.Copy !req
404. Take that, Thunderdick.Copy !req
405. Hello, Maeve, how are you?Copy !req
406. Hey.Copy !req
407. It's really nice to hang out with you
outside of school.Copy !req
408. I really admire your strength.Copy !req
409. Excuse me. Are you picking someone up?Copy !req
410. I'm... I'm just meeting a friend.Copy !req
411. Is she having an abortion?Copy !req
412. No! We're just getting some sushi.
I think.Copy !req
413. Is sushi some kind of sick code
for killing your baby?Copy !req
414. I don't think so.Copy !req
415. We have some pamphlets
we think you'd be very interested in.Copy !req
416. At six weeks, your baby can feel.Copy !req
417. At eight weeks—
- Please, don't do this!Copy !req
418. At 15 weeks, a baby can see light.Copy !req
419. Which novel by
the English Quaker, Anna Sewell,Copy !req
420. is subtitled The Autobiography of a Horse?Copy !req
421. Horse? Uh... Horse.Copy !req
422. - Uh, uh, Sea— Uh, Seabiscuit!
- Black Beauty.Copy !req
423. Black Beauty.
Yeah.Copy !req
424. Who was deputy leader of
the Conservative Party from 1975 to '91...Copy !req
425. - I knew you weren't just a pretty face.
- ... Thatcher's first Home Secretary...Copy !req
426. Hi, um...
Sorry, look, I'm looking for, uh...Copy !req
427. Maeve, hi.Copy !req
428. Hey.Copy !req
429. I, uh... I didn't know
whether to come in or not.Copy !req
430. You didn't specify where to meet you.Copy !req
431. Uh... Why are we in an abortion clinic?Copy !req
432. - Oh.
- I said 6:30.Copy !req
433. - On time is late.
- What the hell does that even mean?Copy !req
434. - And why are you wearing a suit?
- Uh...Copy !req
435. - Casual Hamm?
- Ugh. Just leave, now.Copy !req
436. - Just go.
- Okay. Yes, sorry.Copy !req
437. Leaving.Copy !req
438. Do you still want me to wait?Copy !req
439. She'll still need someone
to take her home.Copy !req
440. Okay.Copy !req
441. He looks sweet.
Don't really seem like your type, though.Copy !req
442. He's not.Copy !req
443. A little bit of advice, lovey.Copy !req
444. If you want a happy life,
you keep the sweet ones around.Copy !req
445. I don't need a mum, thanks.Copy !req
446. Okay, Einstein!Copy !req
447. Which novelist and artist Illustrated
his own series of novels, Titus Groan,Copy !req
448. Gormenghast and Titus Alone?Copy !req
449. - Come on, I bet you know this one.
- Yeah, it's Mervyn Peake.Copy !req
450. - Mervyn Peake.
- Yeah.Copy !req
451. I think we'd all appreciate
a bit of quiet right now, thanks.Copy !req
452. called Berlin Game and Mexico Set.Copy !req
453. What city is in the title
of the third book, Match...Copy !req
454. She's totally having an abortion,
isn't she?Copy !req
455. Scumbags, I hope you get raped!Copy !req
456. Ugh!Copy !req
457. What the hell?Copy !req
458. - You okay?
- Uh... Yeah.Copy !req
459. - Did it get in your eyes or mouth?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
460. I've got some wipes with me.Copy !req
461. - Your friend's gonna burn in hell.
- Okay, well, I don't...Copy !req
462. see it that way,
but thank you for the wipe.Copy !req
463. - Can I have a wipe?
- Get your own wipe.Copy !req
464. People don't normally throw stuff.Copy !req
465. Okay, well.Copy !req
466. Good luck with that.
I'm... I'm going away now.Copy !req
467. That bench has got sick on it.Copy !req
468. You can sit with us if you like.Copy !req
469. But he's...Copy !req
470. We're all God's children.
Now shut up, Charlie.Copy !req
471. - ... as Ivanhoe in the 1958...Copy !req
472. - Oh, my God!
- Come on!Copy !req
473. - Dad!
- Leave the channel!Copy !req
474. - You wanna sort this out?
- It isn't fair!Copy !req
475. It was the right channel!Copy !req
476. - This isn't fair!Copy !req
477. That's for me!Copy !req
478. That's for me. Sorry.Copy !req
479. I just saw two pigeons having sex.Copy !req
480. Oh.Copy !req
481. Great. Well, come on in, then.Copy !req
482. - Eric, who is your friend?Copy !req
483. This is Lily.
We're practicing for Swing Band together.Copy !req
484. - Don't stop, don't talk, go!
- Keep your door open, please.Copy !req
485. Yeah, Pa.Copy !req
486. - Who are those girls?
- My sisters.Copy !req
487. It's a girl.Copy !req
488. Ooh!Copy !req
489. Eric's got a girlfriend!Copy !req
490. A girlfriend.Copy !req
491. Hey.Copy !req
492. It'll be all right.Copy !req
493. I promise.Copy !req
494. Just take my bloody hand.Copy !req
495. Hi, Maeve. I'm Dr. Atwan.Copy !req
496. Hop up on the table.Copy !req
497. - Maeve, are you right- or left-handed?
- Right-handed.Copy !req
498. This will make you a little bit sleepy.Copy !req
499. So, do you have any hobbies, Maeve?Copy !req
500. Oh, the usual. Water polo.Copy !req
501. Crochet.Copy !req
502. I also run illegal cock fights.Copy !req
503. Is this supposed to be knocking me out?Copy !req
504. 'Cause I don't think...Copy !req
505. You can't still be angry with me.Copy !req
506. You should be ashamed!Copy !req
507. I'm not with them.Copy !req
508. I'm just waiting for a friend.Copy !req
509. That bench had sick on it.Copy !req
510. You spelt "foetus" wrong again, Charlie.
It's not that hard.Copy !req
511. Maybe I should just leave.
You obviously don't want me here.Copy !req
512. Oh, right, so the babies
aren't that important then?Copy !req
513. Okay. I think I am gonna go to the shops.Copy !req
514. - Stretch my legs.
- I'll come with you.Copy !req
515. Okay, well, how about we all go
to the shops together?Copy !req
516. - I'm not going with him.
- Whatever.Copy !req
517. Okay, I think we're about ready to start.Copy !req
518. Would you like to have sex with me?Copy !req
519. What— What are you doing?
Why are you naked?Copy !req
520. - It's okay. I want to.
- Oh!Copy !req
521. I'd like to have sex.Copy !req
522. I think you're sexy, and I really want
to have sex with someone.Copy !req
523. - I'm gay!
- Fuck! Really?Copy !req
524. Yeah, properly.Copy !req
525. - You could pretend I'm a boy.
- Um, I don't think—Copy !req
526. - We could wank each other off.
- No. No. No, thank you.Copy !req
527. - Is that your boyfriend?
- No.Copy !req
528. - No, it's Jesus.
- Really?Copy !req
529. - Uh...
- I didn't realize Jesus could be black.Copy !req
530. Well, he was probably brown,
but, you know, why not black?Copy !req
531. God, black Jesus
is much sexier than white Jesus.Copy !req
532. How come your Jesus has muscles?Copy !req
533. Well, he probably had to do
a lot of carryin' and stuff.Copy !req
534. - What's in here?
- Uh, no—Copy !req
535. - Do you dress up like a lady?
- No.Copy !req
536. No, I mean, I like dressin' up,
but no, I'm not a ladyboy or anythin'.Copy !req
537. Let's do a makeover.Copy !req
538. Really?Copy !req
539. - Okay!Copy !req
540. Come on, Jackson!Copy !req
541. Come on!Copy !req
542. Jackson!Copy !req
543. Jackson!Copy !req
544. On your marks, please.Copy !req
545. - He had sex with someone else.
- Okay.Copy !req
546. It's just so hard to get that image
out of my brain, you know?Copy !req
547. Yeah.Copy !req
548. I look at him and all I see
is other women with their lady bits,Copy !req
549. and he's putting his bits in their bits.Copy !req
550. Penetrative sex. It's horrible.Copy !req
551. - Have you ever had someone cheat on you?
- Um...Copy !req
552. No.Copy !req
553. When did this happen?Copy !req
554. It was before we got together.Copy !req
555. I thought you just said he cheated.Copy !req
556. He did cheat, on Jesus.Copy !req
557. We're supposed to wait till marriage.Copy !req
558. But Charlie's born again.Copy !req
559. Before he joined our church, he had a...Copy !req
560. very different lifestyle,
or so I recently discovered.Copy !req
561. Well, yeah, I can imagine it's hardCopy !req
562. when you're comparing
your lack of experienceCopy !req
563. to someone else's sexual history.Copy !req
564. What? No, I have experience.Copy !req
565. - You do?
- Yeah.Copy !req
566. Hand jobs, fingering,
oral, 69ing, a bit of anal stuff.Copy !req
567. - That's extensive.
- Yeah, but no sex.Copy !req
568. That's sacred, between a man and woman
on their wedding night.Copy !req
569. Or it's supposed to be, but...Copy !req
570. I'll just be another girl to him.Copy !req
571. Jackson! Keep it going, son!
Keep your stroke!Copy !req
572. You're nearly there! Come on!Copy !req
573. Come on, that's right! Go on!Copy !req
574. Go! Keep it going!Copy !req
575. - Yes!Copy !req
576. Yes!Copy !req
577. Well done!Copy !req
578. Well done, my son!Copy !req
579. Yes!Copy !req
580. - Well done, my boy.
- Thank you, sir.Copy !req
581. - Oh, well done, lad! Well done!
- Thank you.Copy !req
582. - The school is very proud of you.
- Oh, thank you, sir.Copy !req
583. Oh!Copy !req
584. Thank you, sir. Hey, Mum.Copy !req
585. Well done!Copy !req
586. Listen, you're gonna have
to push yourself much harderCopy !req
587. - if you're gonna qualify for the counties.Copy !req
588. - Look, that was my best time yet.
- No, I know.Copy !req
589. But we can do better. Yeah?Copy !req
590. - Great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
591. - Nice one.
- Well done.Copy !req
592. - Well done.
- Cheers.Copy !req
593. All right...Copy !req
594. I know this is none of my business, but...Copy !req
595. you've kind of involved me here,
so I'm just gonna have to say it.Copy !req
596. Charlie can't change his past.
And what's important is who he is now.Copy !req
597. I mean, we all mess up
and do impure things.Copy !req
598. Doesn't mean we're bad people.Copy !req
599. All right?Copy !req
600. Besides, didn't Jesus say something
about forgiveness?Copy !req
601. Yeah, it's pretty much his whole thing.Copy !req
602. What do you get someone
who's having an abortion?Copy !req
603. Sunscreen.Copy !req
604. They'll need it in Hell.Copy !req
605. Thank you.Copy !req
606. It's very annoying that you don't want
to have sex with me.Copy !req
607. Sorry.Copy !req
608. - I just wanna know how it feels.
- Yeah.Copy !req
609. Have you done it?Copy !req
610. Not all the way,
but I do watch quite a lot of porno.Copy !req
611. - Show me.
- You don't wanna see gay porn.Copy !req
612. I definitely do.Copy !req
613. It's called rimmin'.Copy !req
614. - Looks fun.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
615. - What do you think it feels like?
- What, rimming?Copy !req
616. No, sex.Copy !req
617. I don't know.Copy !req
618. I think it'll be nice.Copy !req
619. It feels good to wank,
so it must be like that, but better.Copy !req
620. And doing it with someone who likes you
must be awesome,Copy !req
621. because they really get you.Copy !req
622. Maybe the two of you become one,
like the Spice Girls said.Copy !req
623. Oh!Copy !req
624. - I'm not sure.
- Hm?Copy !req
625. - I just wanna feel a dick in my vagina.
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
626. Lily, it's time for you to go home.Copy !req
627. Um...Copy !req
628. Thank you for having me.Copy !req
629. See you at school, Eric.Copy !req
630. It was me who asked to see the rimming.Copy !req
631. Sorry.Copy !req
632. Dad, it wasn't...Copy !req
633. We were just havin' a bit of fun.Copy !req
634. - You know, dressin' up for—
- It's time for you to grow up.Copy !req
635. Get a job, take responsibility.Copy !req
636. See what the real world is all about.Copy !req
637. Take that stuff off your face
before your mother sees.Copy !req
638. Hey.Copy !req
639. I fixed the sign.Copy !req
640. Your sign looks really good.Copy !req
641. Um...Copy !req
642. When we come out, you won't shout
at my friend, will you?Copy !req
643. Um...Copy !req
644. Probably will.Copy !req
645. Yeah, I thought so.Copy !req
646. Try and drink.Copy !req
647. Mousse?Copy !req
648. Um...Copy !req
649. Thanks.Copy !req
650. Hello, Sarah.Copy !req
651. I remember you from last time.Copy !req
652. Only vanilla left, I'm afraid.Copy !req
653. I don't like vanilla.
Sorry, it's all we've got.Copy !req
654. Can you see if... if there are
any chocolate ones left?Copy !req
655. We're all out.Copy !req
656. Ju— Yeah, but I know
that you've got them. So, can...Copy !req
657. Can you just go and ask?Copy !req
658. 'Cause I— I really don't like vanilla,
it's not even a flavor.Copy !req
659. Like I said, we haven't got any.Copy !req
660. Yeah, and like I said,
I don't fucking like vanilla.Copy !req
661. So I just want a chocolate one.Copy !req
662. We're not a restaurant, Sarah.Copy !req
663. Maybe there'll be a chocolate one
next time you're here.Copy !req
664. Oh.Copy !req
665. Hey, Einstein.Copy !req
666. Wasn't so bad, was it?Copy !req
667. I don't like chocolate.Copy !req
668. Everyone likes chocolate.Copy !req
669. Not me.Copy !req
670. Thank you.Copy !req
671. You're not as tough as you look.Copy !req
672. It's been a shitty day.Copy !req
673. Yeah.Copy !req
674. Look, don't... don't worry, love.Copy !req
675. I got three kids,Copy !req
676. and I feel way more guilty
about the ones that I hadCopy !req
677. than the ones I chose not to.Copy !req
678. It's better not being a mum at all
than being a bad one.Copy !req
679. I bet your kids really love you.Copy !req
680. Hm!Copy !req
681. Oh, fuck off and let me eat my mousse.Copy !req
682. Okay.Copy !req
683. Hey, Mum.Copy !req
684. Let's get you home.Copy !req
685. Hi.Copy !req
686. You waited.Copy !req
687. Of course.Copy !req
688. You may have some vomiting or nausea.Copy !req
689. If the vomiting continues
for more than 24 hours,Copy !req
690. then you should inform the clinic.Copy !req
691. Some bleeding is typical,Copy !req
692. but if it's very heavy,
then you should call us straightaway.Copy !req
693. - Okay.
- Okay?Copy !req
694. Not a word.Copy !req
695. Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
696. Do you want a sandwich?Copy !req
697. You're so weird, Otis.Copy !req
698. You should meet my mum
if you think I'm weird.Copy !req
699. All she does is talk about sex.
She has zero boundaries.Copy !req
700. She teaches this workshop called
"My Yoni, Myself."Copy !req
701. "Yoni" means vagina.Copy !req
702. She hates my dad, too.
He lives in America.Copy !req
703. But yeah, she's constantly asking me
inappropriate things,Copy !req
704. and she thinks it's totally acceptable.Copy !req
705. She's basically mental.Copy !req
706. My mum's a drug addict.Copy !req
707. She tries not to be, but... she is.Copy !req
708. I haven't seen her for a while.Copy !req
709. And I have a brother as well.
He's the funniest guy I know, but...Copy !req
710. he's a bit all over the place.Copy !req
711. Not the most reliable.Copy !req
712. - I didn't—
- Don't say sorry.Copy !req
713. Okay.Copy !req
714. - Are those flowers for me?
- Uh... Yeah.Copy !req
715. - Seems a bit inappropriate now.
- No.Copy !req
716. No, I like 'em.Copy !req
717. Nothing says "Happy Abortion"
like a bouquet.Copy !req
718. This is me.Copy !req
719. Do you want me to come in? I can just—Copy !req
720. No, it's OK. You can go.Copy !req
721. - I'll see you later.
- Okay, yeah.Copy !req
722. Sorry, I— I'm walking you in.Copy !req
723. - I said I'd walk you home, so—
- Otis, I'm fine!Copy !req
724. - No! You might bleed or hemorrhage.Copy !req
725. Or you could have a reaction...Copy !req
726. Do you want me to come inside with you?Copy !req
727. - Just in case—
- I'm not inviting you in.Copy !req
728. - I'll text you if I die.Copy !req
729. I'll keep my phone close.Copy !req
730. If you tell anyone about this,
I'll kill you.Copy !req
731. I have a hatchet and I know
a good place to hide a body, okay?Copy !req
732. I spoke to Coach.Copy !req
733. Mm?Copy !req
734. - We need to focus on the county trials.Copy !req
735. You don't want to let
an opportunity like this pass you by.Copy !req
736. - I know.
- Do you?Copy !req
737. That's the voice you use
when you're not listening.Copy !req
738. - Mum. It's okay, all right? I know.Copy !req
739. You don't wanna live with regret,
trust me.Copy !req
740. I'm gonna book you in with a dietitian
first thing tomorrow morning.Copy !req
741. Glenoxi seized her interrogator.Copy !req
742. "Enough talk. It's time to fuck."Copy !req
743. She grabbed his giant purple penisCopy !req
744. and thrust it towards
her abdominal sex cavity.Copy !req
745. But his phallus grew limp.Copy !req
746. "I'm gay," said the interrogator.Copy !req
747. Disappointed, Glenoxi left the room.Copy !req
748. Her quest for a mate
would lead heracross the galaxy,Copy !req
749. until she found an alien dick
to deflower heronce and for all.Copy !req
750. Restore the floor.Copy !req
751. Right, okay, let's take a break.
When we come back, I'll be...Copy !req
752. - Oh, hi.Copy !req
753. Just gettin' a glass of water.
Kegel exercises are really thirsty work.Copy !req
754. Oh! Your mum told us
all about your big news.Copy !req
755. Congratulations.Copy !req
756. What news?Copy !req
757. Your ejaculation.Copy !req
758. Well done, you!Copy !req
759. How was it?Copy !req
760. Tell me everything.
Did you feed her sashimi?Copy !req
761. - Um... It— It was nothing.
- Uh—Copy !req
762. She just wanted me
to pick something up for her.Copy !req
763. - What?
- Oh, just a thing.Copy !req
764. Hey, I, um...Copy !req
765. I auditioned for Swing Band today
and I got in.Copy !req
766. - You got in?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
767. - Nice one.Copy !req
768. - Yeah, it's pretty great.
- I told you!Copy !req
769. It's pretty great.Copy !req
770. Then this girl offered me sex,
which was weird.Copy !req
771. - She might be crazy.Copy !req
772. - I think you'd like her.Copy !req
773. Who's that?Copy !req
774. Um...Copy !req
775. No one.Copy !req
776. - You ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
777. All right. You're gonna get bombed.Copy !req
778. Oh, please. You only won last time
because you blue-shelled me.Copy !req
779. - Yeah.
- So don't try it.Copy !req
780. - It's true.
- Don't try— Exactly.Copy !req