1. - Hi, I'm Murray
from Sesame Street,Copy !req
2. and I'm looking for
the Word on the Street!Copy !req
3. What's the word on the street?Copy !req
4. - Penguin.Copy !req
5. - What is a penguin?Copy !req
6. - It's a bird, but
it doesn't fly.Copy !req
7. - The wings are
for swimming fast.Copy !req
8. - Ooh.Copy !req
9. How does a penguin move?Copy !req
10. - It just has feet, and it just
walks along, kinda waddles.Copy !req
11. - That's a good penguin.Copy !req
12. Keep listening for
the word penguinCopy !req
13. today on "Sesame Street."Copy !req
14. - Penguin.Copy !req
15. - That's the word on the street!Copy !req
16. You guys are good swimmers.Copy !req
17. - What now?Copy !req
18. - Yay!Copy !req
19. - Yeah, so I tried to bowl 200,Copy !req
20. I get it, two bowls of 300.Copy !req
21. - 200?
- It's—Copy !req
22. - Come on, let's see your form.Copy !req
23. - Okay.Copy !req
24. Form is, ah.Copy !req
25. - Ooh, that's good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
26. - Watch this, watch this.Copy !req
27. Yeah.Copy !req
28. Oh, pretty good, right?Copy !req
29. - Okay, very nice, very nice.Copy !req
30. - Hi, welcome to
"Sesame Street."Copy !req
31. Hey, Chris and I are
about to go bowling.Copy !req
32. - Yeah, I haven't
bowled in a long time,Copy !req
33. but I'm pretty
good, so watch out.Copy !req
34. - What was that?Copy !req
35. - Are you ready?Copy !req
36. - For what?Copy !req
37. - The Sesame Street Bird Games!Copy !req
38. Ta-da!Copy !req
39. - Sesame Street Bird Games?Copy !req
40. - Yes.Copy !req
41. It's where birds of
all feathers competeCopy !req
42. in exciting bird events.Copy !req
43. And boy, are you lucky!Copy !req
44. 'Cause you get to be our judges.Copy !req
45. - Oh.Copy !req
46. - Judges?
- Wow, wow, wow.Copy !req
47. We're really honored, Big Bird,Copy !req
48. but Chris and I were
about to go bowling, so.Copy !req
49. - What's that?Copy !req
50. - Oh, those are the
official Bird Game rules,Copy !req
51. written especially
by Price Water Bird.Copy !req
52. They'll tell you
everything you have to do.Copy !req
53. Ah.Copy !req
54. - For me?Copy !req
55. - Yeah, those are
your judges' hats.Copy !req
56. Go ahead, put them
on, put them on.Copy !req
57. - Um, hold it, Big Bird.Copy !req
58. Shouldn't you be using birds
to judge the Bird contest?Copy !req
59. - Yes, yes, birds.Copy !req
60. - No, no, no, this
is much more fair.Copy !req
61. The rules say our judges
can't have any feathersCopy !req
62. except on their caps.Copy !req
63. So you're it.Copy !req
64. Here come the other contestants.Copy !req
65. Let the Bird Games begin!Copy !req
66. We are ready, judges,
so read the instructionsCopy !req
67. and tell us what to do.Copy !req
68. - Okay let's see.Copy !req
69. The first event of the
Sesame Street Bird GamesCopy !req
70. is the square meal peck.Copy !req
71. Alright, in front of
each bird is a dishCopy !req
72. filled with birdseed.Copy !req
73. And to win this event,Copy !req
74. you must peck that birdseedCopy !req
75. into the shape of a square.Copy !req
76. - That's right, Alan.Copy !req
77. A square has four equal
sides just like this one.Copy !req
78. One, two, three, four.Copy !req
79. - Now that's the
shape you have to makeCopy !req
80. out of birdseed!Copy !req
81. - Boy, that birdseed
sure looks delicious.Copy !req
82. - Are the birds ready?Copy !req
83. - Ready.Copy !req
84. - Then start pecking!Copy !req
85. And they're off!Copy !req
86. Man, look at that chicken peck.Copy !req
87. - Yes, the chicken is
doing quite a pecking job.Copy !req
88. But her pecks seem to
be all over the place.Copy !req
89. - On the other hand,Copy !req
90. the duck is planning
every peck very carefully.Copy !req
91. - That's right Alan.Copy !req
92. I'm almost starting
to see a square there.Copy !req
93. - I think
you're right, Chris.Copy !req
94. But what about Big Bird?Copy !req
95. Hm, he's just staring
at his birdseed,Copy !req
96. he's not pecking at all.Copy !req
97. - Well that's 'cause it
smells to good and yummy.Copy !req
98. If I get any closer,
I'll, I'll...Copy !req
99. - Alright chickens, time's up.Copy !req
100. Chickens!Copy !req
101. Oh.Copy !req
102. Alright, let's see
what we got here.Copy !req
103. - Well Alan, it
looks as if Big BirdCopy !req
104. did not shape his
birdseed into a square.Copy !req
105. - But it sure did taste yummy.Copy !req
106. - And I'm afraid the chicken
did not make a square either.Copy !req
107. But wait, what have we here?Copy !req
108. One, two, three,
four equal sides!Copy !req
109. Yes indeedy, the duck has peckedCopy !req
110. the perfect birdseed square.Copy !req
111. Which means he winsCopy !req
112. the square meal peck.Copy !req
113. And that's one
point for the duck.Copy !req
114. - Yeah, sure, you can eat it.Copy !req
115. - Oh, if I'd only waited.Copy !req
116. - Alright, and now for
our next Birds Game event,Copy !req
117. the 30 second egg lay.Copy !req
118. - Egg lay?Copy !req
119. - That's right.Copy !req
120. You have 30 seconds
to lay an egg.Copy !req
121. - Wait a minute, wait a minute.Copy !req
122. I'm a boy bird.Copy !req
123. I don't think I lay eggs.Copy !req
124. - Oh sorry guys, just
following the rules.Copy !req
125. Are the birds ready?Copy !req
126. Then start laying some eggs!Copy !req
127. - Hey Alan, I got an idea.Copy !req
128. Can you open up this doorCopy !req
129. so I can just buy an egg?Copy !req
130. - Oh, oh I'm sorry Big Bird,Copy !req
131. but it says right here.Copy !req
132. No store bought eggs.Copy !req
133. - That's an apple.Copy !req
134. Well, apples are healthy,Copy !req
135. and they're good for you too.Copy !req
136. They taste good.
- Yes.Copy !req
137. But you're supposed to
lay an egg, not a fruit.Copy !req
138. - Did you hear that?Copy !req
139. I think the chicken did it!Copy !req
140. - Wait wait.Copy !req
141. You're right, Alan.Copy !req
142. The chicken laid an egg!Copy !req
143. That makes you the winnerCopy !req
144. of the 32nd egg laying contest.Copy !req
145. And that's one point
for the chicken.Copy !req
146. - I think that was a foul.Copy !req
147. - Hey hey hey, we didn't
make up these rules.Copy !req
148. But now, moving on
to the next event.Copy !req
149. It's the rhyming competition.Copy !req
150. - Boy, I love to rhyme.Copy !req
151. - Okay, well to win this,Copy !req
152. you must guess the word
that completes this rhyme.Copy !req
153. The featheriest
thing I ever heardCopy !req
154. has a beak and wings
and is called a—Copy !req
155. - Oh, no, I'm afraid
it's not quack.Copy !req
156. Quack does not sound like heard.Copy !req
157. - I'll read it again.Copy !req
158. The featheriest
thing I ever heardCopy !req
159. has a beak and wings
and is called a—Copy !req
160. - Oh, no.Copy !req
161. Egg is not the rhyme either.Copy !req
162. - Egg laying won't help.Copy !req
163. Judge, could you
read that poem again?Copy !req
164. - Sure, no problem.Copy !req
165. The featheriest
thing I ever heardCopy !req
166. has a beak and wings
and is called a—Copy !req
167. - It's something that
rhymes with heard.Copy !req
168. Heard heard.Copy !req
169. Come on, think, Bird.Copy !req
170. Oh, oh, I think it's bird!Copy !req
171. - Yes!Copy !req
172. - Bird does rhyme with heard.Copy !req
173. Bird.
- Heard.Copy !req
174. That's one point for Big Bird.Copy !req
175. - At last.Copy !req
176. - This is so exciting.Copy !req
177. The score is now tied,Copy !req
178. which means everyone
has one point.Copy !req
179. - That's right, Chris.Copy !req
180. So whoever wins this last eventCopy !req
181. will have the most pointsCopy !req
182. and be the winner of the
Sesame Street Bird Games.Copy !req
183. - Oh boy oh boy.Copy !req
184. - And the last event is...Copy !req
185. - The bird dance competition!Copy !req
186. - Hey, let me see that.Copy !req
187. Let's see, you must
each do a danceCopy !req
188. that shows what it
feels like to be a bird.Copy !req
189. - What it feels like?Copy !req
190. - And the birdiest
dancer will beCopy !req
191. our Grand Bird Games Winner.Copy !req
192. - Are the birds ready?Copy !req
193. - I guess so.Copy !req
194. - Birds, start dancing!Copy !req
195. Whoa, check out the moves
on that funky chicken.Copy !req
196. - Yeah, it's almost like she'sCopy !req
197. laying an egg.Copy !req
198. Or a bunch of them.Copy !req
199. Whoa.Copy !req
200. - Check out the
moves on that duck there.Copy !req
201. It almost looks like
he's, he's swimming!Copy !req
202. - Well, swimming is a duck's
favorite thing, Chris.Copy !req
203. And he sure has one
smooth ducky stroke.Copy !req
204. - It's almost like
water off a duck's back.Copy !req
205. Love it!Copy !req
206. But hey, check out
the moves on Big Bird.Copy !req
207. - Whoa, those are some pretty
wild neck swings he's doing.Copy !req
208. - Well, I'm trying to
express my inner birdness.Copy !req
209. - That's very Big
Birdie alright.Copy !req
210. Alright, now it's time
to pick our grand winner.Copy !req
211. - Oh boy oh boy.Copy !req
212. Who is the grand winner?Copy !req
213. - Well, this was a really
tough decision, guys.Copy !req
214. - You see, you
were all so birdieCopy !req
215. in your own birdish ways.Copy !req
216. - That we decided the
Grand Sesame StreetCopy !req
217. Bird Games Winner is...Copy !req
218. - All of you!Copy !req
219. - It's a three-way tie.Copy !req
220. A three-way tie!Copy !req
221. - Wow, a three-way tie?Copy !req
222. So, what do we win?Copy !req
223. - Well, our grand prize is...Copy !req
224. - 10 pounds of birdseed!Copy !req
225. - You're kidding, wow.Copy !req
226. 10 pounds of birdseed, guys.Copy !req
227. - Alright, what do
you say we go bowling?Copy !req
228. - I'm with you, let's fly.Copy !req
229. - Oh sure!Copy !req
230. Birds of different feathers
can all peck together.Copy !req
231. Dig in!Copy !req
232. Oh I love this kind.Copy !req
233. - Hi Abby!Copy !req
234. - Hi Elmo.Copy !req
235. - Oh look who's here!Copy !req
236. - Oh, hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
237. - Hey, did you ever notice
that Elmo and I are the same?Copy !req
238. - What?Copy !req
239. Wait wait wait, Abby and
Elmo aren't the same, Abby.Copy !req
240. We're different.Copy !req
241. - Same.
- Different.Copy !req
242. - Same.
- Different.Copy !req
243. - Same.
- Watch watch watch.Copy !req
244. Look, if Elmo had pink fur,Copy !req
245. and furry wings,Copy !req
246. uh huh uh huh, and ears.Copy !req
247. Freckles, and hair.Copy !req
248. Then Abby and Elmo
would be the same.Copy !req
249. - Oh wow, that's so magical.Copy !req
250. - Yeah yeah, but Abby,Copy !req
251. Elmo doesn't have furry hair,Copy !req
252. of furry freckles,
of furry ears,Copy !req
253. or fairy wings.Copy !req
254. And Elmo isn't pink, Elmo's red.Copy !req
255. - I see what you mean, Elmo.Copy !req
256. But there must be some
way we're the same.Copy !req
257. Wait, I know, I know, Elmo.
- What?Copy !req
258. - Look, we both
have one, two arms.Copy !req
259. - Oh okay, one, two arms.Copy !req
260. - Yeah yeah, and one, two hands.Copy !req
261. - One, two hands.Copy !req
262. - Yeah yeah yeah,
and guess what,Copy !req
263. we have one, two eyes.Copy !req
264. - Ah, one, two eyes.Copy !req
265. - One nose.Copy !req
266. - Nose.Copy !req
267. - And one mouth.Copy !req
268. - Mouth, one mouth.Copy !req
269. Wow Abby, Abby and
Elmo are the same.Copy !req
270. - Yep, and different.
- Cool.Copy !req
271. - Oh no.Copy !req
272. - Picture sleep.Copy !req
273. - Whoa.
- Yeah!Copy !req
274. - This is kinda kicky.Copy !req
275. - Well Bert, here we
are in Antarctica.Copy !req
276. Land of ice and snow and cold.Copy !req
277. - Don't forget penguins!Copy !req
278. My favorite birds.Copy !req
279. After pigeons, of course.Copy !req
280. - Of course.Copy !req
281. Oh, oh look at that.Copy !req
282. Follow that penguin!Copy !req
283. - Ernie.Copy !req
284. I love penguins, but why
are we walking like one?Copy !req
285. - Because Bert,
this wobble wobbleCopy !req
286. keeps one pretty warm.Copy !req
287. Don't stop.Copy !req
288. What's he doing?Copy !req
289. - I think it's a she, Ernie.Copy !req
290. And, could it be?Copy !req
291. Oh, it is!Copy !req
292. She's going to be
a mama penguin!Copy !req
293. - Wow.
- She's hatching an egg!Copy !req
294. - Looks like now you're
hatching it, Bert.Copy !req
295. She thinks you speak penguin.Copy !req
296. - Sorry, but I only
speak a little pigeon.Copy !req
297. Coo-coo, coo-coo-coo-coo?Copy !req
298. I didn't quite get that.Copy !req
299. - Now what?Copy !req
300. Aw, isn't that sweet?Copy !req
301. She's feeding you like
you're the papa penguin.Copy !req
302. - Look, Mrs. Penguin.Copy !req
303. - I think now she wants
to go feed herself.Copy !req
304. Oh now don't you
worry, buddy Bert.Copy !req
305. I'll get you out of this
penguin predicament.Copy !req
306. Taxi!Copy !req
307. - Ernie, there's no
taxis in Antarctica.Copy !req
308. - But there are dogs named Taxi!Copy !req
309. Nice boy, good boy, Taxi.Copy !req
310. Come on Bert, let's
get out of hereCopy !req
311. before mama penguin comes back.Copy !req
312. - Wait!Copy !req
313. We can't leave this egg.Copy !req
314. Someone has to keep it
warm, or it won't hatch.Copy !req
315. Oh no!Copy !req
316. - Follow that egg!Copy !req
317. Woohoo!Copy !req
318. Hang on Bert!Copy !req
319. - There we are.Copy !req
320. Oh, down boy, down, sit.Copy !req
321. - Mama penguin must
be worried sick,Copy !req
322. wondering where her egg went.Copy !req
323. - Would you look at that?Copy !req
324. Taxi's making snow angels.Copy !req
325. I think I'll make
one, too, woohoo!Copy !req
326. - Ernie.Copy !req
327. - Stop worrying, Bert.Copy !req
328. Mama penguin will
be here any minute.Copy !req
329. - Boy, it sure takes patience
to be a papa penguin.Copy !req
330. What?Copy !req
331. Oh no, Ernie, Ernie!Copy !req
332. - Gee, this is so much fun.Copy !req
333. Too bad you can't
get off that eggCopy !req
334. and make a snow angel too, Bert.Copy !req
335. Bert?Copy !req
336. Bert, what are you
doing way out there?Copy !req
337. - I'm drifting!Copy !req
338. - Well don't worry, old
buddy, I'll save you.Copy !req
339. Go get him, boy.Copy !req
340. Swim to Bert.Copy !req
341. Well, it's out there.Copy !req
342. With papa.Copy !req
343. Well here, maybe
you can use this.Copy !req
344. Bert, you're safe.Copy !req
345. - Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
346. Coo-coo-coo-coo.Copy !req
347. But I am not a
penguin papa, okay?Copy !req
348. - Aw, look at that.
- Aw.Copy !req
349. Come here, aw.Copy !req
350. Who's a cutie?Copy !req
351. - Aw, how sweet.Copy !req
352. I think she's
thanking you for beingCopy !req
353. such a good egg-sitter.Copy !req
354. Goodnight, Bert.Copy !req
355. - Goodnight, Ernie.Copy !req
356. Uh oh.Copy !req
357. - Leela!Copy !req
358. Leela!
- Hey V, what's up?Copy !req
359. We're playing hide and seek.Copy !req
360. So if Rosita comes by,Copy !req
361. and asks if you saw me,
just saw you haven't, okay?Copy !req
362. - Got it.
- Ready or not, here I come!Copy !req
363. - She's coming!Copy !req
364. - Quick, aren't you
gonna hide somewhere?Copy !req
365. - Yep, right here.Copy !req
366. - Oh!Copy !req
367. Hola Leela.
- Hi.Copy !req
368. - Do you see a
letter V anywhere?Copy !req
369. - Just this number 11.Copy !req
370. - Oh, well, wherever you
are, I'm gonna find you.Copy !req
371. Excuse me.Copy !req
372. - Woo, thanks Leela.Copy !req
373. - Any time, V.Copy !req
374. Man, I wish I could
hide like that.Copy !req
375. - Neat trick, huh?Copy !req
376. - Very, V, very.Copy !req
377. - V!Copy !req
378. V, the letter V.Copy !req
379. - Who
wants to make a V?Copy !req
380. - Me!Copy !req
381. - V!Copy !req
382. - Oh, hello there!Copy !req
383. It is I, your fuzzy and blueCopy !req
384. globetrotting friend Grover.Copy !req
385. I have just returned from a
country called Bangladesh.Copy !req
386. Yes, I had to fly over
an ocean, a desert,Copy !req
387. and mountains, and
boy, are my arms tired.Copy !req
388. Anyhow, in Bangladesh,
they go fishing with netsCopy !req
389. just like this.Copy !req
390. Seems to be a little tangled.Copy !req
391. Let me see, if I just
turn it this way, maybe.Copy !req
392. Oh, maybe not.Copy !req
393. Well, while I work on my net,Copy !req
394. my friend Runa will show youCopy !req
395. all about fishing in Bangladesh.Copy !req
396. Let's see, the rabbit goes
around the tree, and...Copy !req
397. That is my friend Runa.Copy !req
398. She is getting her fishing hat.Copy !req
399. Is it not cute?Copy !req
400. She is asking her father if
she can go fishing with him.Copy !req
401. He says yes.Copy !req
402. What a nice daddy.Copy !req
403. Her father is getting
the fishing net,Copy !req
404. and Runa is getting
the fishing basket.Copy !req
405. After all, you must have
a basket to put a fish inCopy !req
406. when you catch them.Copy !req
407. What, are those two sticksCopy !req
408. supposed to be a bridge?Copy !req
409. Hold tight, Runa.Copy !req
410. My, they are very brave to
cross such a little bridge.Copy !req
411. Ooh, they made it.Copy !req
412. My, isn't Bangladesh
a pretty country?Copy !req
413. So green.Copy !req
414. Oh, there is a river,Copy !req
415. and where there is a river,Copy !req
416. there must be fishies!Copy !req
417. Hm, I wonder if that
person on the boatCopy !req
418. is fishing for fishies, too.Copy !req
419. Oh, Runa is choosing the
place where they will fish.Copy !req
420. I hope she has made
the right choice.Copy !req
421. First, they must
get the net ready.Copy !req
422. As we know, it must
not be tangled.Copy !req
423. Here's the windup,
and the throw!Copy !req
424. Good throw, daddy.Copy !req
425. And now Runa and her daddy
are pulling back the netCopy !req
426. to see if they
caught any fishies.Copy !req
427. Oh, I hope they caught some.Copy !req
428. Did they catch any?Copy !req
429. Yes!Copy !req
430. My cute little eyes
see many fishies!Copy !req
431. They are all tangled in the net.Copy !req
432. Better put them in
the fishing basket.Copy !req
433. Runa had such a fun time
fishing with her father today.Copy !req
434. She cannot wait to go again.Copy !req
435. A-ha-ha, I have done it!Copy !req
436. I have untangled my net.Copy !req
437. Now I will try to catch a fishCopy !req
438. just like my friend
Runa in Bangladesh.Copy !req
439. First, you toss the net.Copy !req
440. You toss the net.Copy !req
441. Come on, netty.Copy !req
442. Go catch some fish,
come on, netty!Copy !req
443. Do not worry.Copy !req
444. I will just untangle myself.Copy !req
445. - Hey, what's that
guy up to, man?Copy !req
446. - Beats me.Copy !req
447. - Seems kinda fishy to me.Copy !req
448. Come on, man.
- Yeah man.Copy !req
449. - Sometimes, it is not easyCopy !req
450. to be a global monster.Copy !req
451. - Leela, Leela!Copy !req
452. - Oh, hey number 11.Copy !req
453. What's up?Copy !req
454. - Well, I was
wondering if you'd—Copy !req
455. - Wait wait wait wait, I know.Copy !req
456. You're playing hide and seek,Copy !req
457. and you're about
to hide by puttingCopy !req
458. your two legs togetherCopy !req
459. and turning yourself
into a letter V, right?Copy !req
460. - Oh, no.Copy !req
461. I was about to ask
you if I could doCopy !req
462. some exercises
with you, but hey,Copy !req
463. turning into a letter
V sounds like fun.Copy !req
464. Think I'll try it.Copy !req
465. Okay, I'm a number 11.Copy !req
466. Now I'm a letter V.Copy !req
467. Watch again.Copy !req
468. Number 11.Copy !req
469. Letter V!Copy !req
470. Number 11.Copy !req
471. Letter V!Copy !req
472. - I think I'm gonna split, too.Copy !req
473. - Hey hey, wait,
where are you going?Copy !req
474. I'm a V!Copy !req
475. I'm an 11!Copy !req
476. It's time once againCopy !req
477. for America's pluckiest
new game show,Copy !req
478. "Are You Smarter
Than An Egg Layer?"Copy !req
479. And here's our host,
Mr. Jeff Bocksworthy!Copy !req
480. - Hey good evening.Copy !req
481. Thank you, thank you, yes
I am Jeff Bocksworthy,Copy !req
482. and I would just like to say,Copy !req
483. bock bock bock bock, bockake.Copy !req
484. And that is chicken forCopy !req
485. let's bring out our
first contestant!Copy !req
486. She is an accountant from
Picklesgut North Dakota,Copy !req
487. let's hear it for Miriam Cheswy.Copy !req
488. Alright, hey Miriam,
you doing alright?Copy !req
489. - Woo!Copy !req
490. - What's that again?Copy !req
491. - Woo!Copy !req
492. - I take that as a yes.Copy !req
493. - Woo!Copy !req
494. - You know you're a
game show contestantCopy !req
495. when all you can say is woo.Copy !req
496. - Woo!
- Alright.Copy !req
497. Well now let's meet
the rest of the class.Copy !req
498. There's Megan.Copy !req
499. Let's hear it for Jennifer.Copy !req
500. Put your hands and
wings together for Kyle.Copy !req
501. And little Brittany.Copy !req
502. And of course Tandoori.Copy !req
503. - Cluck.Copy !req
504. - Alright, well, here
are the subjects.Copy !req
505. Grade A Eggs.
- Grade A Eggs.Copy !req
506. - Grade B Eggs.Copy !req
507. And finally, advanced A.P. Eggs.Copy !req
508. So Miriam, what
subject will it be?Copy !req
509. - Well, you know, I think
I'll try Grade A Eggs, Jeff.Copy !req
510. - Grade A Eggs, alright.Copy !req
511. Well, here is your question.Copy !req
512. You have two eggs.
- Two eggs.Copy !req
513. - And you add one more egg.Copy !req
514. - One more egg.Copy !req
515. - How many eggs
does that give you?Copy !req
516. - Ooh, that's a tough one.Copy !req
517. Oh I don't know.Copy !req
518. Is it George Washington?Copy !req
519. - Now remember, Miriam, it is
not a world history question,Copy !req
520. it is an egg question.
- Egg.Copy !req
521. - You have two eggs.Copy !req
522. You add one more egg.Copy !req
523. How many eggs do
you have altogether?Copy !req
524. Alright well the chickens
have locked in their answers.Copy !req
525. What is your answer, Miriam?Copy !req
526. - Oh I have no idea really.Copy !req
527. - Would you like
to ask a chicken?Copy !req
528. - Yeah, yeah, yeah sure.Copy !req
529. I'll ask Megan.Copy !req
530. Megan, how much is
two eggs plus one egg?Copy !req
531. - Bock bock bock.Copy !req
532. - She says three
eggs altogether.Copy !req
533. Miriam, will you go
with that answer?Copy !req
534. - Yeah, sure, you betcha!Copy !req
535. - Alright, that is correct!Copy !req
536. Two eggs plus one egg
is one two three eggs!Copy !req
537. Alright well good
job there, Megan!Copy !req
538. Alright, next subject Miriam.Copy !req
539. - Oh, I'll take Grade B Eggs.Copy !req
540. - Alright, here
is your question.Copy !req
541. You have three eggs.Copy !req
542. And you add three more eggs.Copy !req
543. How many eggs do
you have altogether?Copy !req
544. The chickens are locked in.Copy !req
545. How about you, Miriam?Copy !req
546. - Oh, I remember this
one from chemistry class.Copy !req
547. I think it has something
to do with hydrogen.Copy !req
548. - Not even close, Miriam.
- Oh.Copy !req
549. - Why don't you
just ask a chicken?Copy !req
550. - Yeah, you betcha.Copy !req
551. I'll ask Kyle.Copy !req
552. Kyle, how much is three
eggs plus three eggs?Copy !req
553. - Bock bock bock bock bock bock!Copy !req
554. - Kyle says six eggs.Copy !req
555. - Yeah, sure, you betcha.Copy !req
556. That's a good one, six.Copy !req
557. - And that is correct!Copy !req
558. Three eggs plus three
eggs is one two threeCopy !req
559. four five six, six
eggs altogether.Copy !req
560. Smart answer there Kyle!Copy !req
561. - What about me?Copy !req
562. - I think without
these chickens here,Copy !req
563. you'd have some serious
egg on your face, Miriam.Copy !req
564. Now here's your final question!Copy !req
565. - Yes.Copy !req
566. - The subject is
Advanced A.P. Eggs.Copy !req
567. How many eggs are in a dozen?Copy !req
568. - Oh a dozen.Copy !req
569. How many eggs are in a dozen?Copy !req
570. I think it's somewhere
like kajillion.Copy !req
571. - Miriam, do yourself a
favor and just ask a chicken.Copy !req
572. - Oh, alright.Copy !req
573. I'll ask Tandoori.Copy !req
574. How many eggs are in
a dozen, Tandoori?Copy !req
575. - Cluck cluck cluck
cluck cluck cluckCopy !req
576. cluck cluck cluck
cluck cluck cluck.Copy !req
577. - Alright, Tandoori says
there are 12 eggs in a dozen.Copy !req
578. - I'll go with that!Copy !req
579. - And that is correct!Copy !req
580. A dozen is 12!Copy !req
581. One two three four five sixCopy !req
582. seven eight nine
10 11 12, 12 eggs.Copy !req
583. Very smart, Tandoori.Copy !req
584. - Aw, cluck.Copy !req
585. - As for you, Miriam.Copy !req
586. You are not smarter
than an egg layer.Copy !req
587. But you have won!Copy !req
588. - What did I win,
what did I win?Copy !req
589. - Miriam, you have
won a million bocks!Copy !req
590. - A million bucks?Copy !req
591. I'm rich, I'm rich!
- No, no, Miriam no no no.Copy !req
592. Not a million bucks,
a million bocks.Copy !req
593. Chickens, give her a prize!Copy !req
594. - What kind of prize is this?Copy !req
595. - Alright folks,
until next time,Copy !req
596. this is Jeff Bocksworthy
saying bock bock bockake!Copy !req
597. - This show is for the birds.Copy !req
598. - Hi!Copy !req
599. Welcome to Elmo's World!Copy !req
600. Elmo's so happy to see you.Copy !req
601. Oh, and so is Dorothy.Copy !req
602. Say hello, Dorothy.Copy !req
603. Oh, guess what Elmo's
thinking about today.Copy !req
604. Yah-tah-tah-da!Copy !req
605. Ah.Copy !req
606. They like it cold.Copy !req
607. Elmo's thinking about...Copy !req
608. - Whoa!Copy !req
609. Whoa!Copy !req
610. - Yeah, it's penguins, yay!Copy !req
611. - Hey.
- Hey!Copy !req
612. - Where are we?Copy !req
613. - Elmo's World!Copy !req
614. - Oh!Copy !req
615. La la la la, la la
la la, Elmo's World.Copy !req
616. - It's penguins, yay!Copy !req
617. - Yeah penguins!Copy !req
618. - Oh boy.Copy !req
619. Those penguins.Copy !req
620. Oh look, Dorothy's been
thinking about penguins, too.Copy !req
621. And Dorothy has a question.Copy !req
622. How do you pretend
to be a penguin?Copy !req
623. Oh, good question, Dorothy.Copy !req
624. Hm, oh, let's ask Mr. Noodle.Copy !req
625. He always has an answer.Copy !req
626. Oh Shade!Copy !req
627. Ah, nice penguin walking, Shade.Copy !req
628. Thank you.Copy !req
629. Mr. Noodle.Copy !req
630. Where's Mr. Noodle?Copy !req
631. Mr. Noodle?Copy !req
632. Mr. Noodle, where are you?Copy !req
633. Mr. Noodle.Copy !req
634. Oh, there you are!Copy !req
635. Yeah, over there.Copy !req
636. Hi Mr. Noodle!Copy !req
637. Dorothy has a
question, Mr. Noodle.Copy !req
638. How do you pretend
to be a penguin?Copy !req
639. - So be a
penguin, Mr. Noodle.Copy !req
640. Be a penguin.Copy !req
641. No.
- That's a monkey,Copy !req
642. Mr. Noodle.
- That's not being a penguin.Copy !req
643. - He's making a
monkey out of himself.Copy !req
644. - Mr. Noodle,
be like a penguin.Copy !req
645. Mr. Noodle, you're
being a chicken.Copy !req
646. - That's not a penguin.Copy !req
647. - It's a bird,
but it's not a penguin.Copy !req
648. - Think penguin.Copy !req
649. You know, like how
a penguin walks.Copy !req
650. - It waddles when it walks.Copy !req
651. - Yeah, it's white
in front and black in back,Copy !req
652. and it looks like
it's wearing a tuxedo.Copy !req
653. A tuxedo!Copy !req
654. - Where is he going?Copy !req
655. Mr. Noodle, he's in a tuxedo.Copy !req
656. - With flippers.Copy !req
657. - By George, he's got it!Copy !req
658. - Now that's
being a penguin.Copy !req
659. - Great pretending.Copy !req
660. - Now he's got it.Copy !req
661. - Oh, more penguins.Copy !req
662. He even fooled the penguins.Copy !req
663. - Mr. Noodle.Copy !req
664. - Waddle waddle waddle.Copy !req
665. He knows how to be a penguin.Copy !req
666. - Oh that Mr. Noodle.Copy !req
667. He could get a job as a penguin.Copy !req
668. What's that, Dorothy?Copy !req
669. Oh, Dorothy wants
to ask someone else.Copy !req
670. How do you pretend
to be a penguin?Copy !req
671. - Here's how I pretend
I'm a penguin, Dorothy.Copy !req
672. I hold my arms
out like flippers,Copy !req
673. I take little steps
and go side to side.Copy !req
674. - Hi Dorothy.Copy !req
675. We can pretend to
be three penguins.Copy !req
676. - Penguins are
really good swimmers.Copy !req
677. - Thanks everybody!Copy !req
678. And thanks Dorothy.Copy !req
679. Now, Elmo will ask a baby.Copy !req
680. Here's how Elmo pretends
to be a penguin.Copy !req
681. Waddle waddle, waddle
waddle waddle waddle.Copy !req
682. Hello baby, hello.Copy !req
683. Baby, how do you
pretend to be a penguin?Copy !req
684. Go ahead.Copy !req
685. Oh thank you baby.Copy !req
686. Kiss kiss, kiss kiss.Copy !req
687. Now, Elmo has a
question for you.Copy !req
688. Yeah you.Copy !req
689. How many penguins
are sliding on ice?Copy !req
690. Let's count them and see.Copy !req
691. Oh penguins!Copy !req
692. - One, two,Copy !req
693. three, four,Copy !req
694. five, six,Copy !req
695. seven, eight,Copy !req
696. nine, 10!Copy !req
697. - Oh, 10 penguins!Copy !req
698. And one sea lion.Copy !req
699. It bowled them over!Copy !req
700. Oh, great counting, everybody.Copy !req
701. Penguins sliding on ice.Copy !req
702. That makes Elmo wonder,Copy !req
703. how do they stay warm?Copy !req
704. Oh, let's find out, okay?Copy !req
705. Oh Drawer.Copy !req
706. How do penguins stay warm?Copy !req
707. Everybody's a penguin today!Copy !req
708. Do penguins wear long
underwear to stay warm?Copy !req
709. - No, that's silly.Copy !req
710. - Do they
wear an overcoat?Copy !req
711. - No, they swim.Copy !req
712. - They can't
swim in an overcoat.Copy !req
713. - Do they wear anything?Copy !req
714. - No, they wear nothing.Copy !req
715. They have feathers.Copy !req
716. Their feathers keep them warm,Copy !req
717. even when they swim.Copy !req
718. - Does a
penguin wear a muffler?Copy !req
719. - No.Copy !req
720. - Except if
he's Big Bird's cousin.Copy !req
721. - This is my cousin Blubba.Copy !req
722. My granny bird knitted
him a nice warm muffler,Copy !req
723. because he lives at the pole.Copy !req
724. - Hi, y'all.Copy !req
725. - The South pole.Copy !req
726. - Y'all got a catfish?Copy !req
727. - Thanks, Drawer.Copy !req
728. And now, speaking of—
- Elmo has mail.Copy !req
729. Elmo has mail.
- Elmo has email, yay!Copy !req
730. - Elmo has mail Elmo has mail.Copy !req
731. - Computer, come back here.
- Elmo has mail.Copy !req
732. Elmo has mail Elmo has mail.
- Computer.Copy !req
733. - Elmo has mail Elmo has mail.Copy !req
734. - Computer's a
penguin today, too.Copy !req
735. - Elmo has mail!Copy !req
736. - And mouse!Copy !req
737. Okay, calm down, mouse.Copy !req
738. Thank you.Copy !req
739. Oh, yay!Copy !req
740. Elmo has some email from
Grover with some penguins.Copy !req
741. Surprise!Copy !req
742. - Hi Elmo.Copy !req
743. It is I, your frozen
friend Grover.Copy !req
744. At the South Pole for
the biggest momentCopy !req
745. when once a year the penguinsCopy !req
746. fly back to Capistrano.Copy !req
747. - We'd like to help you pal,Copy !req
748. but we can't fly there.Copy !req
749. - Why not?Copy !req
750. - Because penguins don't fly.Copy !req
751. - What?Copy !req
752. You do not fly?Copy !req
753. How can that be?Copy !req
754. You are birds, you
have wingy things.Copy !req
755. - They're flippers.
- For swimming.Copy !req
756. - We swim!Copy !req
757. - We don't fly.Copy !req
758. - Well, of course
you do not fly.Copy !req
759. You are flapping all wrong.Copy !req
760. Yeah, you have to flap
like a dove, like this.Copy !req
761. Like the birdies
you are, come on.Copy !req
762. Come on, flap with
me now, come on.Copy !req
763. - Okay.
- Think Capistrano.Copy !req
764. - Capistrano.Copy !req
765. Capistrano, Capistrano,Copy !req
766. Capistrano,
Capistrano, Capistrano.Copy !req
767. - I will settle for Cucamonga.Copy !req
768. - Cucamonga!Copy !req
769. Cucamonga.Copy !req
770. - I'm flapping to Cucamonga.Copy !req
771. Cucamonga, Cucamonga.
- What?Copy !req
772. No liftoff?Copy !req
773. - That's what we told you, pal.Copy !req
774. - Penguins don't fly.Copy !req
775. - So Elmo, correction.Copy !req
776. Today the penguins will
not fly back to Capistrano.Copy !req
777. - Hey, hey.
- What?Copy !req
778. - We could swim to Capistrano!Copy !req
779. - We could, yeah yeah!Copy !req
780. - Whoa!Copy !req
781. - They will swim
back to Capistrano.Copy !req
782. So long, Elmo.Copy !req
783. Any swallows around here?Copy !req
784. - Thanks Computer.Copy !req
785. Elmo's friend John
just loves penguins.Copy !req
786. So his dad took him to the zooCopy !req
787. to see real live ones.Copy !req
788. And he taught Elmo all about it.Copy !req
789. - My dad works at
Atlantis Marine World Aquarium.Copy !req
790. He takes care of
the penguins there.Copy !req
791. And sometimes, I
go along to help.Copy !req
792. They live in a special place.Copy !req
793. They have a big pool to swim in,Copy !req
794. and there are cubby
holes to nest in.Copy !req
795. Penguins are birds, and they
lay eggs like other birds.Copy !req
796. They have a beach area
to walk around in.Copy !req
797. And there's a neat tunnel that
goes under the beach area,Copy !req
798. and comes up under a glass dome,Copy !req
799. so people can go in and watch
the penguins right up close.Copy !req
800. Penguins walk standing
up, like people.Copy !req
801. They take short steps.Copy !req
802. It's called waddling.Copy !req
803. They even sleep standing up.Copy !req
804. They clean themselves
with their beaks.Copy !req
805. It's called preening.Copy !req
806. We wash down the beach
area to keep it clean.Copy !req
807. And we feed them, fish.Copy !req
808. They really come quickly when
they know it's lunchtime.Copy !req
809. They love fish.Copy !req
810. They can swallow a whole fish.Copy !req
811. Awesome.Copy !req
812. But you have to be careful,Copy !req
813. 'cause they have sharp beaks.Copy !req
814. And after lunch, they
like to go swimming.Copy !req
815. And can they swim.Copy !req
816. They like to do things together.Copy !req
817. They are outstanding.Copy !req
818. - Yeah, Elmo likes
penguins, too.Copy !req
819. Elmo wants to know
even more about them.Copy !req
820. Don't you?Copy !req
821. How can we find out even more?Copy !req
822. Hmm.Copy !req
823. Oh, it's TV!Copy !req
824. We can watch The
Penguin Channel.Copy !req
825. Turn yourself on, TV.Copy !req
826. Thank you.Copy !req
827. - It's
The Penguin Channel.Copy !req
828. All penguins, all the time.Copy !req
829. That was Flipper on Ice,Copy !req
830. and waddle be next?Copy !req
831. Bubbles Margin with
Penguins on Parade.Copy !req
832. - There are 17 different
kinds of penguins,Copy !req
833. and they don't all
live at the South Pole.Copy !req
834. But every one is a beaut.Copy !req
835. So let's see some
penguin on parade.Copy !req
836. Here's Apu, he's
a macaroni penguinCopy !req
837. from the Indian Ocean.Copy !req
838. Namaste, Apu.Copy !req
839. A rock hopper penguin, Mick!Copy !req
840. He lives a short hop
from the South Pole.Copy !req
841. Rock hop on!Copy !req
842. And here's the littlest
penguin there is.Copy !req
843. A fairy penguin.Copy !req
844. It's Tinkerbell from Australia.Copy !req
845. - Good day.Copy !req
846. - Last, Galapagos
penguins live atCopy !req
847. the hottest place in the world.Copy !req
848. The Equator.Copy !req
849. Hola Jennifer.Copy !req
850. When you're hot, you're hot.Copy !req
851. There's no business
like snow business!Copy !req
852. - Stay tunedCopy !req
853. for Splash the Wet Thing,
and Good Morning Antarctica.Copy !req
854. - Thanks TV.Copy !req
855. Boy, how can we find
out more about penguins?Copy !req
856. Oh, hello.Copy !req
857. - Why don't you ask
an Emperor Penguin?Copy !req
858. We're the biggest
of all penguins.Copy !req
859. You may call me Caesar.Copy !req
860. - Hail Caesar.Copy !req
861. - An Emperor Penguin?Copy !req
862. - Since you asked, I will
tell you about myself.Copy !req
863. This is my imperial beak.Copy !req
864. - Caesar's beak!Copy !req
865. - I use it to eat fishes.Copy !req
866. - Oh, cover your ears, Dorothy!Copy !req
867. - And go quack!Copy !req
868. - Caesar's quack!Copy !req
869. - And here are my
handsome webbed feet.Copy !req
870. - Caesar's feet!Copy !req
871. - And these are my
fabulous flippers.Copy !req
872. - Caesar's flippers.Copy !req
873. - I use them for swimming.Copy !req
874. We penguins spend most
of our lives swimming.Copy !req
875. - Most of
our lives swimming.Copy !req
876. - Stop now.Copy !req
877. - Oh look look look.Copy !req
878. Dorothy's imagining Elmo as
a penguin going swimming.Copy !req
879. - You make quite splash
as a penguin, lad.Copy !req
880. - Way to splash!Copy !req
881. - Yay, Elmo loves
penguins so much.Copy !req
882. Dorothy, that's why
Dorothy wants usCopy !req
883. to sing the Penguin Song.Copy !req
884. - I concur.
- Oh yeah!Copy !req
885. - My favorite.
- Okay.Copy !req
886. Well sing along with Elmo.Copy !req
887. - Oh catchy.Copy !req
888. - Say goodbye, Dorothy.Copy !req
889. Say goodbye, penguins.Copy !req
890. - See you at the South Pole.Copy !req
891. - South Pole!Copy !req
892. - Y'all hurry down now, hear?Copy !req
893. - Oh, hi.Copy !req
894. Sesame Street was
brought to you todayCopy !req
895. by the letter,Copy !req
896. by the number...Copy !req
897. Enough joking around.Copy !req
898. We have to say goodbye.Copy !req
899. - Okay Leela, I'm cool.Copy !req
900. - Sesame Street was
brought to you todayCopy !req
901. by the letter V.Copy !req
902. And by the number 11.Copy !req
903. - Oh Leela!Copy !req
904. - Hi Rosita.
- Hi.Copy !req
905. Are you sure you haven't
seen a letter V around,Copy !req
906. or the number 11?Copy !req
907. - Well as a matter of fact.Copy !req
908. - There it is!Copy !req
909. I found the letter V.Copy !req
910. Oh no no no, I found
the number 11, yeah.Copy !req
911. Oh, oh no no no, excuse me.Copy !req
912. I found the letter V.Copy !req
913. Yeah, the letter V.
- I think I'm gonnaCopy !req
914. go do some laundry.
- Oh, oh no no.Copy !req
915. I found the number 11, look.Copy !req
916. I found the letter V.Copy !req
917. 11.Copy !req
918. The letter V.Copy !req
919. Oy, oy.Copy !req