1. Any second now.Copy !req
2. The light is on!Copy !req
3. Melissa, waffles are ready.Copy !req
4. Oh, fantastic.
I'm starving.Copy !req
5. How about that?Copy !req
6. She ate breakfast naked?Copy !req
7. She didn't even
want a napkin.Copy !req
8. I've had bedroom naked.Copy !req
9. I've had
walk-to-the-bathroom naked.Copy !req
10. I have never had
living-room naked.Copy !req
11. Oh, it's a scene.Copy !req
12. It's like you're living
in the Playboy Mansion!Copy !req
13. Did she, uh—?
Did she frolic?Copy !req
14. I don't really
have enough room.Copy !req
15. Yeah.Copy !req
16. Hey, Laney, Puddy.Copy !req
17. Hey.
Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
18. I gotta make a pit stop.Copy !req
19. I gotta make a pit stop.Copy !req
20. Okay.Copy !req
21. Back together?Copy !req
22. His apartment
was being fumigated,Copy !req
23. so we thought
we'd give it another shot.Copy !req
24. Oh.Copy !req
25. So guess
who called me last night.Copy !req
26. Jason Hanke.Copy !req
27. Stanky Hanke? Heh.
What did he want?Copy !req
28. He called to apologizeCopy !req
29. for standing me up
five years ago.Copy !req
30. Why now?Copy !req
31. AA. It's one
of the 12 steps.Copy !req
32. Oh.Copy !req
33. Step number nine is:
You have to apologizeCopy !req
34. to everyone
you've ever wronged.Copy !req
35. I can't wait for Hanke
to come crawling back to me.Copy !req
36. I can't wait for Hanke
to come crawling back to me.Copy !req
37. Still with
the neck hole?Copy !req
38. Still upset. Very upset.Copy !req
39. What neck hole?Copy !req
40. Remember that New Year's partyCopy !req
41. he threw a few years ago?Copy !req
42. He had that
very drafty apartment,Copy !req
43. you know,
I think on 9th Avenue.Copy !req
44. Faster.Copy !req
45. I asked if I could
borrow a sweater.Copy !req
46. A cashmere sweater.Copy !req
47. I said preferably cashmere,
for warmth.Copy !req
48. So in front
of the whole party, he says,Copy !req
49. "No. I don't want you
stretching out the neck hole."Copy !req
50. Oh, yeah, sure,
laugh it up.Copy !req
51. Everybody else did.Copy !req
52. Well, it's funny.Copy !req
53. Well, it's funny.Copy !req
54. I mean,
you have a big head.Copy !req
55. Or is it 'cause
of your neck?Copy !req
56. No. I think the head does
most of the stretching.Copy !req
57. Regardless...Copy !req
58. I had to walk around
for the rest of the partyCopy !req
59. in some cheap
MetLife windbreaker.Copy !req
60. Now it is payback time.Copy !req
61. I really think
it's the size of your neck.Copy !req
62. It's my head!Copy !req
63. Hey.
Isn't this great?Copy !req
64. Since those nerds
in Accounting moved,Copy !req
65. you and I are the only ones
who use this bathroom.Copy !req
66. you and I are the only ones
who use this bathroom.Copy !req
67. Yeah. Great.Copy !req
68. You went to the coffee shop
without me?Copy !req
69. I told you, I just wanted
to hop in the shower.Copy !req
70. That was an hour ago.
What were you doing in there?Copy !req
71. Showering.Copy !req
72. How long does it take you?Copy !req
73. Ten minutes.Copy !req
74. Ten minutes?Copy !req
75. That's kooky talk.Copy !req
76. Hey, Elaine, how long
do you spend in the shower?Copy !req
77. Ten minutes.Copy !req
78. Ten minutes.Copy !req
79. Let me smell you, huh?Copy !req
80. All right. Whiff away.Copy !req
81. Hey. That's not bad at all.Copy !req
82. Hup.
Wh-wha—Copy !req
83. That's it.
Okay.Copy !req
84. So get this:Copy !req
85. I'm in the bathroom
at work today,Copy !req
86. and I see Peggy
using a seat protector.Copy !req
87. So?
So?Copy !req
88. We're the only women
on the floor.Copy !req
89. I mean,
we're like roommates.Copy !req
90. Would you use a seat protector
if you had a roommate?Copy !req
91. Oh, gee—Copy !req
92. I think the damage
is probably already done.Copy !req
93. I think the damage
is probably already done.Copy !req
94. All right. I'll get that.Copy !req
95. Well, maybe she just
practices good hygiene.Copy !req
96. Yeah, you're right.
She's probably one of thoseCopy !req
97. neurotic clean freaks.Copy !req
98. Mm.Copy !req
99. Well, here's my shower routine.Copy !req
100. Maybe I can make
some changes.Copy !req
101. Wash cloth mittens
and maybe some liquid soapCopy !req
102. and just— Pow! —focus.Copy !req
103. "Zephyr"?Copy !req
104. That is not a word.Copy !req
105. Do you challenge?Copy !req
106. No, I do not challenge.Copy !req
107. Sixty-six points. Ha-ha.Copy !req
108. Sixty-six points. Ha-ha.Copy !req
109. I'd accuse you
of cheating,Copy !req
110. but I don't know
where you'd hide the tiles.Copy !req
111. You want some ice tea?Copy !req
112. Sure.Copy !req
113. Wrong pipe.Copy !req
114. So she coughed.Copy !req
115. Coughing... naked?Copy !req
116. It's a turn-off, man.Copy !req
117. Everything goes
with naked.Copy !req
118. When you cough,Copy !req
119. When you cough,Copy !req
120. there are thousands
of unseen musclesCopy !req
121. that suddenly
spring into action.Copy !req
122. It's like watching
that fat guyCopy !req
123. catch a cannonball
in his stomach in slow motion.Copy !req
124. Oh, you spoiled,
spoiled man.Copy !req
125. Do you know how much
mental energy I expendCopy !req
126. just trying to picture
women naked?Copy !req
127. But the thing
you don't realizeCopy !req
128. is that there's good naked
and bad naked.Copy !req
129. Naked hairbrushing, good.Copy !req
130. Naked crouching, bad.Copy !req
131. Hey, there's Hanke.Copy !req
132. Hey, there's Hanke.Copy !req
133. All right.
It's grovel time.Copy !req
134. Hey, George. Jerry.Copy !req
135. Listen,
I just got sober,Copy !req
136. so I've been going
through the 12 steps.Copy !req
137. Uh-huh.Copy !req
138. What are you up to now,
uh, step nine?Copy !req
139. Yeah.Copy !req
140. Making amends.Copy !req
141. Important step.Copy !req
142. Maybe the most important.Copy !req
143. Anyway, uh...Copy !req
144. Jerry, you know,
this may sound dumb,Copy !req
145. but, you know,
when we first met,Copy !req
146. I thought your name
was Gary.Copy !req
147. And I think I may even
have called you GaryCopy !req
148. a couple of times.Copy !req
149. And I don't know
if you noticed,Copy !req
150. but I always felt bad about it,
so I'm sorry.Copy !req
151. Thank you.
I did notice...Copy !req
152. and I appreciate you
rectifying it.Copy !req
153. Great. Great.Copy !req
154. Well,
I'll see you guys later.Copy !req
155. Well, I just got out
of a 27-minute shower.Copy !req
156. Made some good cuts,Copy !req
157. and I didn't lose
anything I needed.Copy !req
158. Yeah, I think what I kept
is even stronger now.Copy !req
159. You got some suds over here.Copy !req
160. You got some suds over here.Copy !req
161. Wha—?Copy !req
162. Oh, man!Copy !req
163. Jeez!Copy !req
164. Look at that.
I'm all lathery.Copy !req
165. Jerry, you gotta show me
what I'm doing wrong.Copy !req
166. Oh, come on.Copy !req
167. No. I mean it, man.
I'm lost.Copy !req
168. You promise you'll never
come in here again?Copy !req
169. Oh, Jerry, you know
I can't do that.Copy !req
170. Now, my sense of it isCopy !req
171. you're probably wasting time
working piecemeal,Copy !req
172. first cleaning one area,
then another.Copy !req
173. Well,
that's how cats do it.Copy !req
174. But when you have a faucet
instead of a tongue,Copy !req
175. But when you have a faucet
instead of a tongue,Copy !req
176. you wanna use gravity.Copy !req
177. Okay. Let's turn
the water on now.Copy !req
178. No. I told you,
it's just a dry run.Copy !req
179. Hey.Copy !req
180. Well, Hanke's moved on
to step 10.Copy !req
181. He was spotted taking
personal inventory.Copy !req
182. That's step 10?Copy !req
183. All he has to do now
is count his blessings,Copy !req
184. say a prayer,
and he's done.Copy !req
185. You believe this?Copy !req
186. Come on, Jerry. How about a—?
A baggy swimsuit?Copy !req
187. No. You're not getting
any skin, Kramer.Copy !req
188. Well, this has all been
one big tease!Copy !req
189. These proofs lookCopy !req
190. pretty good.Copy !req
191. Oh. Can I move this?Copy !req
192. Yep, I think
this will work.Copy !req
193. I'm gonna... get
another bottle of water.Copy !req
194. Here, take mine.
There's a little left.Copy !req
195. Oh, thanks, Walter.Copy !req
196. Ahh!Copy !req
197. Guys, there's no doubt
that the pay is good,Copy !req
198. but I just don't know
if I see myselfCopy !req
199. working with ice cream.Copy !req
200. You get pretty buff forearms.Copy !req
201. I don't know
if I'm into that.Copy !req
202. Oh, hello, Hanke,
others.Copy !req
203. George.Copy !req
204. You know, Jason, I, uh...Copy !req
205. I couldn't help notice I...Copy !req
206. I didn't get my apology.Copy !req
207. Apology? For what?Copy !req
208. A drafty apartment?
A sweaterless friend?Copy !req
209. A ball-game giveaway
MetLife windbreaker?Copy !req
210. George, come on,
not that neck-hole thing.Copy !req
211. George, come on,
not that neck-hole thing.Copy !req
212. Yeah, the neck-hole thing,Copy !req
213. and I would appreciate it
if you would say sorry.Copy !req
214. No way. You would have
completely stretched it out.Copy !req
215. You're an alcoholic!Copy !req
216. You have to apologize!Copy !req
217. Step nine! Step nine.Copy !req
218. All right, George,
all right. I'm sorry.Copy !req
219. I'm very, very sorry.Copy !req
220. I'm so sorry that I didn't want
your rather bulbous headCopy !req
221. struggling
to find its wayCopy !req
222. through the normal-sized
neck holeCopy !req
223. of my finely knit sweater.Copy !req
224. Oh, see,
that's smart.Copy !req
225. Constant motion.Copy !req
226. Hey!
Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
227. I— I'm watching you too,Copy !req
228. but this guy's
really showing me something.Copy !req
229. You got a steak?Copy !req
230. What happened to you?Copy !req
231. People in this city are crazy.Copy !req
232. Here you go.Copy !req
233. Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
234. Oh, yes.Copy !req
235. Oh, yes.Copy !req
236. You got any A1?
'Cause I'm cooking a steak.Copy !req
237. What?Copy !req
238. A different one.Copy !req
239. Oh!
Jerry—!Copy !req
240. Okay, Jerry.
Fixed that bike.Copy !req
241. Oh. That wasn't
really necessary.Copy !req
242. I don't ride it.
It's just for show.Copy !req
243. I should really clean
those bearings. Hold this.Copy !req
244. Look at all that gunk.Copy !req
245. Please don't crouch.Copy !req
246. Ouch. Caught my skin.Copy !req
247. Oh, that's bad,
especially that area.Copy !req
248. You got anything
to snack on?Copy !req
249. Uh...
Oh, pickles!Copy !req
250. It's a tough one. Hngh!Copy !req
251. Please stop.
Let me help you with that.Copy !req
252. Ooh!Copy !req
253. Oh.Copy !req
254. That's gonna
leave a welt.Copy !req
255. Look at that.Copy !req
256. I can't.Copy !req
257. I can't look anymore.Copy !req
258. I-I've seen too much!Copy !req
259. Peggy, we've gotta talk.Copy !req
260. What is it about me
that you find so offensive?Copy !req
261. You seem to be
with a lot of men.Copy !req
262. You seem to be
with a lot of men.Copy !req
263. What?Copy !req
264. I happen to have
a very steady boyfriend.Copy !req
265. You know, I mean, we...Copy !req
266. broke up a few times.Copy !req
267. And there has been
an occasional guy here...Copy !req
268. or there, but I—Copy !req
269. Wh—? Why is this
your business?Copy !req
270. It's not.Copy !req
271. Good day.Copy !req
272. Oh. All right.Copy !req
273. You think I've got germs?Copy !req
274. I'll give you some germs.Copy !req
275. How about some
for your keyboard, huh?Copy !req
276. How about that?
You like it?Copy !req
277. Ooh. How about
for your stapler?Copy !req
278. Hm? That's good,
isn't it?Copy !req
279. Hm? That's good,
isn't it?Copy !req
280. You have a happy
and a healthy.Copy !req
281. Well, technically,
he did apologize.Copy !req
282. Jerry, I felt like
a straight manCopy !req
283. in some
horrible sketch.Copy !req
284. He was riffing!Copy !req
285. Riffing. On my pain!Copy !req
286. So now you want
an apology for the apologyCopy !req
287. plus the original apology?Copy !req
288. That's right.
I'm two in the hole.Copy !req
289. Well, I hit the wall
yesterday with Lady Godiva.Copy !req
290. She did a full body flex
on a pickle jar.Copy !req
291. Did you explain to herCopy !req
292. about the good naked
and the bad naked?Copy !req
293. Where am I gonna get
a fat guy and a cannonball?Copy !req
294. Where am I gonna get
a fat guy and a cannonball?Copy !req
295. Well...Copy !req
296. what if you
showed her bad naked, huh?Copy !req
297. You still got
that belt sander?Copy !req
298. Yeah.Copy !req
299. Well, you on all fours,Copy !req
300. that thing vibratin',
kickin' up sawdust.Copy !req
301. Ho-ho!
She'll get the picture.Copy !req
302. Yello?Copy !req
303. Hey, Jerry,
guess where I'm calling from.Copy !req
304. World War I plane?Copy !req
305. No, I'm in my shower.Copy !req
306. You know, I'm trying to get out
of the shower sooner,Copy !req
307. You know, I'm trying to get out
of the shower sooner,Copy !req
308. and then I ask myself, "Why?"Copy !req
309. I mean, this is
where I wanna be.Copy !req
310. So I got a waterproof phone,Copy !req
311. I shaved,
I brushed my teeth,Copy !req
312. and I ordered
a pair of chinos from J. Crew.Copy !req
313. When are you getting out?Copy !req
314. I'm not!Copy !req
315. I'll see you later, buddy.Copy !req
316. Bad news, people.Copy !req
317. Peggy is home sick.Copy !req
318. Oh, please.Copy !req
319. She's stuffed up, achy,Copy !req
320. and suffering from
intense malaise.Copy !req
321. Oh, come on.Copy !req
322. We all
have intense malaise.Copy !req
323. Right?Copy !req
324. Right?Copy !req
325. I just spoke with her, Elaine.Copy !req
326. She's in bed.Copy !req
327. Yeah. Let me tell you something.
This is all in her mind.Copy !req
328. Okay? She is insane.Copy !req
329. She thinks
I made her sickCopy !req
330. because I coughed
on her doorknob,Copy !req
331. rubbed her stapler
in my armpit,Copy !req
332. and put her keyboard
on my butt.Copy !req
333. Yeah. She's a wacko.Copy !req
334. So you're
Jason Hanke's supervisor?Copy !req
335. Sponsor.Copy !req
336. Whatever. Listen,Copy !req
337. I'm very concerned
about this guy.Copy !req
338. I'm very concerned
about this guy.Copy !req
339. He's doing very well.
He's already onto step 10.Copy !req
340. Yeah, well, when you don't
actually do the steps,Copy !req
341. you can go through them
pretty quick.Copy !req
342. You can get through
six a day.Copy !req
343. Is there some unresolved issue
between you and Jason?Copy !req
344. I don't know. A little
something called step nine.Copy !req
345. Instead of an apology,Copy !req
346. he was beboppin'
and scattin' all over me!Copy !req
347. I'm not sure
what you want me to do.Copy !req
348. Well, aren't you
the boss of him?Copy !req
349. You shouldn't
let him move up.Copy !req
350. When I was
in the Cub Scouts,Copy !req
351. I got stuck on Webelos
for three yearsCopy !req
352. 'cause I kept losing
the Pinewood Derby.Copy !req
353. 'cause I kept losing
the Pinewood Derby.Copy !req
354. You're quite upset, George.Copy !req
355. Well, I think you should
drop him down to step two.Copy !req
356. Admit there's
a higher power?Copy !req
357. Yeah, let him
chew on that for a while.Copy !req
358. You know, George,
I think I can help you.Copy !req
359. We're having a meeting tomorrow.
Why don't you just come by?Copy !req
360. All right.
That's more like it.Copy !req
361. Thank you very much.Copy !req
362. By the way, uh...Copy !req
363. my uncle was in Alcoholics.Copy !req
364. Lomez, you're not listening.
Jerry likes the naked.Copy !req
365. It's just some of the things
that she does when she's naked.Copy !req
366. It's just some of the things
that she does when she's naked.Copy !req
367. Will you calm down?
I'm on your side.Copy !req
368. Jeez! Hey, hold on a second.Copy !req
369. I got a clog.
I'll call you back.Copy !req
370. What are you doing?Copy !req
371. I found a rough spot
on the kitchen floor.Copy !req
372. I thought I'd polish it upCopy !req
373. with this belt sander
I have here.Copy !req
374. No, not that.Copy !req
375. Why are you naked?Copy !req
376. I thought naked is good.Copy !req
377. This isn't good naked.Copy !req
378. This isn't good naked.Copy !req
379. George, here, have a seat.Copy !req
380. Where's Hanke?Copy !req
381. Shh.Copy !req
382. Okay,
let's get started.Copy !req
383. Welcome to
Rageaholics Anonymous.Copy !req
384. What? Rageaholics?Copy !req
385. George, this can help you.Copy !req
386. Hey, I am not here for rage.
I'm here for revenge!Copy !req
387. Excuse me.Copy !req
388. We have a "no yelling" policy
at these meetings.Copy !req
389. Excuse me.Copy !req
390. Am I talking to you, pinhead?Copy !req
391. Am I?Copy !req
392. Am I?Copy !req
393. Please don't call me
"pinhead."Copy !req
394. I'm losing it!Copy !req
395. He took you to Rageaholics? Why?Copy !req
396. Probably because this whole
universe is against me!Copy !req
397. You got a little rage.Copy !req
398. I know, and now they
want me to bottle it up.Copy !req
399. It makes me so mad!Copy !req
400. By the way, my bad-naked demo
didn't quite work.Copy !req
401. This bread has nuts in it!Copy !req
402. Oh, great. Elaine.Copy !req
403. What is wrong with my body?Copy !req
404. Chicken-wing
shoulder blades.Copy !req
405. That's it?Copy !req
406. No, but that's
one problem. Why?Copy !req
407. Well, I was walking around naked
in front of Melissa—Copy !req
408. Whoa.
Walking around naked?Copy !req
409. Uh, that is not
a good look for a man.Copy !req
410. Why not? It's a good look
for a woman.Copy !req
411. Well, female body is a...Copy !req
412. A work of art.Copy !req
413. The male body
is utilitarian.Copy !req
414. It's for getting around.
It's like a Jeep.Copy !req
415. It's for getting around.
It's like a Jeep.Copy !req
416. So you don't think
it's attractive.Copy !req
417. It's hideous.Copy !req
418. The hair, the...Copy !req
419. lumpiness.Copy !req
420. It's... simian.Copy !req
421. Well,
some women like it.Copy !req
422. Mm. Sickies.Copy !req
423. "Installing your Clarkman
garbage disposal.Copy !req
424. Dismantle latch hasp
beneath main drainage line."Copy !req
425. Oh, come on, Clarkman.Copy !req
426. Oh, come on, Clarkman.Copy !req
427. Puddy.Copy !req
428. Is David Puddy there?Copy !req
429. This is Puddy.Copy !req
430. Well, this is Kramer.Copy !req
431. I know.Copy !req
432. Um, listen,
you're a mechanic.Copy !req
433. Could you help me install
a garbage disposal?Copy !req
434. Well, it's a big job. You've
gotta dismantle the latch haspCopy !req
435. from the auxiliary
drainage line.Copy !req
436. No, it says main line.Copy !req
437. It's a misprint.
What do you got, a Clarkman?Copy !req
438. Yeah.Copy !req
439. I'll call you back.
I'll talk you through it.Copy !req
440. Oh, okay.
Well, thanks, buddy.Copy !req
441. Hey, Puddy.Copy !req
442. Hey, babe,
your boss called.Copy !req
443. You owe five bucks
for a balloon bouquet.Copy !req
444. He says you can just give it to
him tomorrow when you see him.Copy !req
445. Balloon bouquet for who?Copy !req
446. Peggy took a turn
for the worse.Copy !req
447. Peggy. Ah, great.Copy !req
448. I suppose she's still
blaming me?Copy !req
449. That's what he said.
Yeah.Copy !req
450. I don't believe
this woman.Copy !req
451. Talk to me, babe.Copy !req
452. She's this crazy womanCopy !req
453. who is convinced
that my germs make her sick.Copy !req
454. Oh, a germ-a-phobe.Copy !req
455. Oh, a germ-a-phobe.Copy !req
456. I know what that's about.Copy !req
457. Huh?Copy !req
458. I'm a recovering
germ-a-phobe.Copy !req
459. Ten years.Copy !req
460. What is this symbol?Copy !req
461. It's a germ.Copy !req
462. Elaine, it was very nice
of you to bring the manCopy !req
463. you're currently sleeping with
here to talk to me,Copy !req
464. but I assure you,Copy !req
465. I don't have any problem
with germs.Copy !req
466. Don't you. Elaine?Copy !req
467. Please!Copy !req
468. I know it looks bleak.Copy !req
469. I've been there.
Ten years ago,Copy !req
470. waking up in bed
next to a woman like thisCopy !req
471. would've sent me
running for the pHisoHex.Copy !req
472. Really?Copy !req
473. I still have trouble
looking atCopy !req
474. those disgusting old bedroom
slippers she slobs around in.Copy !req
475. Hey, I've had those since
college. They're bunnies.Copy !req
476. They're bacteria traps.Copy !req
477. So you... just learn
to live with it?Copy !req
478. For the most part.Copy !req
479. Okay. We're broken up
for the rest of the day.Copy !req
480. So I'm glad we had a talk
and worked this out.Copy !req
481. Don't you feel
this is better?Copy !req
482. This is nice.Copy !req
483. Yes. Clothes.Copy !req
484. This is normal.Copy !req
485. Hey, what are you
doing tomorrow?Copy !req
486. I was thinking
that we could go...Copy !req
487. Jerry?Copy !req
488. Jerry, are you
listening to me?Copy !req
489. Oh. Yeah.
Uh, what? I'm sorry.Copy !req
490. I wanted to know
what you were doing tomorrow.Copy !req
491. Ah, maybe a haircut,Copy !req
492. and I don't know,
maybe I guess...Copy !req
493. So you broke up.Copy !req
494. We couldn't carry on
a conversation.Copy !req
495. I kept trying
to picture her naked.Copy !req
496. She kept trying
to not picture me naked.Copy !req
497. Hang on.Copy !req
498. So, what are you up to?Copy !req
499. Oh, just cooking up a little
thank you for Puddy.Copy !req
500. Hey, how do you make
those radish roses?Copy !req
501. Insert a knife
into the center and twist.Copy !req
502. Then, to make it bloom,Copy !req
503. Then, to make it bloom,Copy !req
504. soak it in water
for 30 to 40 minutes.Copy !req
505. No problem there.Copy !req
506. George, thanks for
coming down to talk to me.Copy !req
507. I wanted to see you
right away,Copy !req
508. but my hours here
aren't very flexible.Copy !req
509. I just started yesterday.Copy !req
510. Well, I'm here.
What is it?Copy !req
511. Well,
I talked to my sponsor,Copy !req
512. and, uh,
I've thought it over,Copy !req
513. and, you know, my apology
at the coffee shopCopy !req
514. was sarcastic and rude,Copy !req
515. and you deserve
much better.Copy !req
516. Well...Copy !req
517. thank you.Copy !req
518. You're welcome.Copy !req
519. You're welcome.Copy !req
520. Can I get
a triple Minuteman Mint?Copy !req
521. Waffle
or sugar cone?Copy !req
522. Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
523. Um, Jason...Copy !req
524. I don't wanna get into
a big thing here, but...Copy !req
525. I'm not sure if technically
what you just saidCopy !req
526. was actually an apology.Copy !req
527. What?
Can you get on that cone?Copy !req
528. Would you hang on
just a second, son?Copy !req
529. George, what are
you talking about?Copy !req
530. All you said was,
"You're welcome,"Copy !req
531. which is nice,
it's very nice,Copy !req
532. but I feel I gotta get
the apology.Copy !req
533. but I feel I gotta get
the apology.Copy !req
534. Is there anybody
else here but you?Copy !req
535. I'm alone.
And it's my second day.Copy !req
536. And you know, I don't even think
we have that flavor, so...Copy !req
537. George, really,
enough. Okay?Copy !req
538. I admitted I was wrong.
What more do you want from me?Copy !req
539. I would like an apology.Copy !req
540. All right—
You try it?Copy !req
541. No, this guy doesn't
know what he's doing.Copy !req
542. Oh, yes, I do.
Yes, I do, okay?Copy !req
543. I'm interacting
with someone here,Copy !req
544. if you can understand that.
Now, I'm sorry.Copy !req
545. Ah, there it is!
You just said it.Copy !req
546. That's what I want!Copy !req
547. Now say it again
and tell it to me.Copy !req
548. I'm not saying anything to you.
I'm not sorry.Copy !req
549. I'm not saying anything to you.
I'm not sorry.Copy !req
550. I was never sorry.
It was cashmere.Copy !req
551. I hate step nine!Copy !req
552. Where's that Rum Raisin?Copy !req
553. Where is it?Copy !req
554. I can't find
anything here.Copy !req
555. I need a drink.Copy !req
556. Daiquiri Ice,
here we go.Copy !req
557. What are you looking at?Copy !req
558. Get out! Come on!Copy !req
559. Can't you see we're closed?Copy !req
560. Get out!Copy !req
561. Mmm.Copy !req
562. This food
is fantastic, Kramer.Copy !req
563. And what a pretty
radish rose, huh?Copy !req
564. Well, thank you.Copy !req
565. Well,
here's to PeggyCopy !req
566. on her first week
of being germ-free free.Copy !req
567. on her first week
of being germ-free free.Copy !req
568. Yeah.Copy !req
569. And here's to
David PuddyCopy !req
570. for helping me
install a much-neededCopy !req
571. and much-appreciated
garbage disposal in my bathtub.Copy !req
572. Ah.Copy !req
573. Yeah.Copy !req
574. You have a garbage disposal
in your bathtub?Copy !req
575. Oh, yeah, and I use it
all the time.Copy !req
576. Yeah. I made
this whole meal in there.Copy !req
577. This food was in
the shower with you?Copy !req
578. Mm-hmm.
I prepared it as I bathed.Copy !req
579. Oh, germs.
Germs. Germs!Copy !req
580. Oh, germs.
Germs. Germs!Copy !req
581. Excuse me. Is this,
uh, Rageaholics?Copy !req
582. No. Germ-a-phobes.Copy !req
583. Thanks.Copy !req
584. What are
you guys doing here?Copy !req
585. Kramer.Copy !req
586. Right.Copy !req
587. Hi. I'm, uh, Jason.Copy !req
588. I'm a Rageaholic.Copy !req
589. Hi, Jason.Copy !req
590. Uh, this is
my first meeting.Copy !req
591. Step skipper!Copy !req
592. That man is a step skipper!Copy !req
593. He skips step nine!Copy !req
594. Please, step nine.Copy !req
595. That's right!Copy !req
596. That's right!Copy !req
597. He never apologized to meCopy !req
598. for saying that I wouldCopy !req
599. stretch out the neck holeCopy !req
600. on his sweater.Copy !req
601. Wasn't funny.Copy !req
602. It was a very nice sweater.Copy !req
603. Take a look at his neck,Copy !req
604. not to mention the melon
sitting on top of it.Copy !req
605. I don't know
if I'd trust him with a V-neck.Copy !req
606. He's beboppin' and scattin',Copy !req
607. and I'm losing it!Copy !req