1. If you borrow my blender,
you should return it.Copy !req
2. Oh, what's
the difference?Copy !req
3. Come on, we're like
Cain and Abel.Copy !req
4. Yeah, you know,
Cain slew Abel.Copy !req
5. No, he didn't. They were
in business together.Copy !req
6. Dry wall or something.Copy !req
7. Oh, no.Copy !req
8. All right,
then what was it?Copy !req
9. Well, I think Abel
worked hard all summerCopy !req
10. harvesting his crops,Copy !req
11. while Cain just
played in the field.Copy !req
12. Then when winter came,
Abel had all the nuts.Copy !req
13. Cain had no nuts,
so he killed him.Copy !req
14. The way I remember it,Copy !req
15. Cain, he was
a successful doctor.Copy !req
16. Cain, he was
a successful doctor.Copy !req
17. But when he took this
special formula,Copy !req
18. he became Mr. Abel.Copy !req
19. You broke my blender,
didn't you?Copy !req
20. Yeah. Well, I was trying
to make gravel and it just—Copy !req
21. Just didn't work out.Copy !req
22. Oh, I knew it.Copy !req
23. Why were you
making gravel?Copy !req
24. Well, I like the sound it makes
when you walk on it.Copy !req
25. Ah, this... looks
familiar.Copy !req
26. Of course, it's garbage.Copy !req
27. No, no, no, no.
These brown things.Copy !req
28. The chairs.Copy !req
29. Jerry,Copy !req
30. this is the set
from the old Merv Griffin Show.Copy !req
31. They must be
throwing it out.Copy !req
32. This stuff
belongs in the Smithsonian.Copy !req
33. Or at least in the dumpster
behind the Smithsonian.Copy !req
34. Boy, one minute Elliott Gould
is sitting on youCopy !req
35. and the next thing
you're yesterday's trash.Copy !req
36. and the next thing
you're yesterday's trash.Copy !req
37. Come on, Kramer,
get out of there.Copy !req
38. Oh, no, no, you go ahead.
I'm not finished taking this in.Copy !req
39. Oh.Copy !req
40. Jerry, look.Copy !req
41. Merv Griffin's cigar.Copy !req
42. Oh.Copy !req
43. You know, I, uh,Copy !req
44. spilled a yogurt smoothie
in here two days ago.Copy !req
45. Can't smell anything,
can you?Copy !req
46. Banana?Copy !req
47. Right.Copy !req
48. George, watch out
for those pigeons.Copy !req
49. They'll get outta the way.
Really smell banana?Copy !req
50. Oh, my God!Copy !req
51. So, uh...Copy !req
52. where we eating?Copy !req
53. and it was his ideaCopy !req
54. to put a sprig of parsley
on the plate.Copy !req
55. Making this up.Copy !req
56. There was never
a Joseph Garnish.Copy !req
57. Wow.Copy !req
58. Oh, yeah.
The toys.Copy !req
59. Where did you
get all these?Copy !req
60. My dad was
a collector.Copy !req
61. I inherited themCopy !req
62. after he died from
a long painful bout with—Copy !req
63. Super-Ball.Copy !req
64. Super-Ball.Copy !req
65. Hey,
an original G.I. Joe...Copy !req
66. with the full
frogman suit.Copy !req
67. Jerry,
what are you doing?Copy !req
68. I'm putting this on himCopy !req
69. and we're going
to the sink.Copy !req
70. No, Jerry.Copy !req
71. They're priceless.Copy !req
72. They've never
been played with.Copy !req
73. I just wanna
touch them a little.Copy !req
74. I said no.Copy !req
75. Now, come here.Copy !req
76. Hi.Copy !req
77. I'm Lou Filerman.
I'm new here.Copy !req
78. Hey, Walter.Copy !req
79. What is the deal
with that guy?Copy !req
80. Uh, he's Lou Filerman.
He's new here.Copy !req
81. Hey, your coffee stain
looks like Fidel Castro.Copy !req
82. You've been
an enormous help.Copy !req
83. You ran over some pigeons?Copy !req
84. How many?Copy !req
85. How many?Copy !req
86. Whatever they had.Copy !req
87. Miranda
thinks I'm a butcher.Copy !req
88. But it's not my fault,
is it?Copy !req
89. Don't we have a deal
with the pigeons?Copy !req
90. Of course we have a deal.Copy !req
91. They get out of
the way of our cars,Copy !req
92. we look the other way
on the statue defecation.Copy !req
93. Right, and these pigeons
broke the deal.Copy !req
94. I will not accept
the blame for this!Copy !req
95. So Miranda's cooled
on you?Copy !req
96. I'm getting nothing.Copy !req
97. Yeah, me neither.Copy !req
98. I thought you
were sleeping together.Copy !req
99. Oh, the sex is wild.
But she's got thisCopy !req
100. incredible toy collection
and she won't let me near it.Copy !req
101. incredible toy collection
and she won't let me near it.Copy !req
102. I don't
understand women.Copy !req
103. Here comes one.Copy !req
104. Hey.
What's going on?Copy !req
105. Hey.
Art Garfunkel?Copy !req
106. No, Castro.Copy !req
107. Right.Copy !req
108. All because of this
creepy new guy at work.Copy !req
109. He just— He just
comes out of nowhereCopy !req
110. and he's right
next to you.Copy !req
111. So he just sidles up?Copy !req
112. That's right.Copy !req
113. He's
a real sidler.Copy !req
114. Maybe you didn't see him.Copy !req
115. W—
You never see him.Copy !req
116. W—
You never see him.Copy !req
117. He sidled me again
in my office.Copy !req
118. I was sitting there
making Cup-a-SoupsCopy !req
119. singing that song
from The Lion King.Copy !req
120. "Hakuna Matata"?Copy !req
121. I thought
I was alone.Copy !req
122. That doesn't make it right.Copy !req
123. See, to me the Hakuna Matata
is not nearly as embarrassingCopy !req
124. as the Cup-a-Soup.
Would you just...Copy !req
125. let it go?Copy !req
126. Hey, Jerry.
Come here a sec.Copy !req
127. Hey.Copy !req
128. Oh, my God.Copy !req
129. It's the
Merv Griffin set.Copy !req
130. It's the
Merv Griffin set.Copy !req
131. How did you
get this in here?Copy !req
132. Oh, you just bring it in
sideways and...Copy !req
133. hook it.Copy !req
134. So where are you
gonna sleep?Copy !req
135. Yeah, backstage.Copy !req
136. Hm...Copy !req
137. this chair
smells like garbage.Copy !req
138. Oh, well a lot of
the stars from the '70s,Copy !req
139. they were not as hygienic
as they appeared on TV.Copy !req
140. Now, you take Mannix,
for example.Copy !req
141. I'm gonna get that.Copy !req
142. All right, well, Jerry,Copy !req
143. we'd love to
have you back any time.Copy !req
144. we'd love to
have you back any time.Copy !req
145. Well,
Elaine Benes.Copy !req
146. Well, it's great
to have you.Copy !req
147. Boy, is it possible that
you're even more beautifulCopy !req
148. than the last time
I saw you?Copy !req
149. We had a deal!Copy !req
150. Mr. Peterman, here are
these pages that you w—Copy !req
151. One moment.Copy !req
152. I'm reading
the most fascinating articleCopy !req
153. on the most fascinating people
of the year.Copy !req
154. And...Copy !req
155. done.Copy !req
156. Oh, yes. I'm sorry
I needed this so quickly.Copy !req
157. It must have been
an awful lot of work.Copy !req
158. Thank you very much,
you two.Copy !req
159. What?Copy !req
160. So three dates and she still
won't let me play with the toys.Copy !req
161. So three dates and she still
won't let me play with the toys.Copy !req
162. Hm, that's interesting.Copy !req
163. You know,
someone mentioned,Copy !req
164. you were not very happy
with your toys, growing up.Copy !req
165. Yeah, that was me.Copy !req
166. That's right.
Right, right.Copy !req
167. And, uh, you mentioned that,
uh, you didn't get a G.I. Joe.Copy !req
168. You had—Copy !req
169. An Army Pete.
Right.Copy !req
170. He was made of wood and
in the rain he would swell upCopy !req
171. and then split.Copy !req
172. Ooh, and we all know
how painful that can be.Copy !req
173. Jerry?Copy !req
174. Jerry?Copy !req
175. Oh, there you are.
Elaine Benes.Copy !req
176. Well, this is
quite a thrill.Copy !req
177. Yes, come—Copy !req
178. Yes, sit down.
Yeah.Copy !req
179. Well, I'll tell you,
this sidler guyCopy !req
180. is really chapping my hide.
Now—Copy !req
181. Excuse me?Copy !req
182. Yeah, we're...
talking this way.Copy !req
183. Well, he's getting credit
for work that I did.Copy !req
184. He's gonna sidle me
right out of a job.Copy !req
185. Uh, now, for those of us
who don't know,Copy !req
186. uh, sidling is what?Copy !req
187. Kramer, what
is wrong with you?Copy !req
188. What do you mean?Copy !req
189. Well, for starters,
you're looking at note cards.Copy !req
190. I'm gonna give that guy
a taste of his own medicine.Copy !req
191. So I am going to
sidle the sidler.Copy !req
192. You sidle?Copy !req
193. Y-You stomp around
like a Clydesdale.Copy !req
194. Not with these honeys.Copy !req
195. Wrestling shoes.Copy !req
196. Only in New York.Copy !req
197. Jerry?Copy !req
198. Oh...Copy !req
199. hey!Copy !req
200. Well,
ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
201. Well,
ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
202. it's our good friend,
George Costanza.Copy !req
203. What a surprise.Copy !req
204. Turn music off.Copy !req
205. Yeah, sit, sit.Copy !req
206. Well,
it happened again.Copy !req
207. What happened?
Hey, hey.Copy !req
208. I'll ask the questions.Copy !req
209. What happened?Copy !req
210. What happened?Copy !req
211. Well, I just stomped
some pigeons in the park.Copy !req
212. They—
They didn't move.Copy !req
213. All right. Let's, uh,
change the subject.Copy !req
214. Now, uh, you and, uh, Jerry
dated for a while.Copy !req
215. Tell us, uh...Copy !req
216. what was that like?Copy !req
217. Wrong card.Copy !req
218. I-I don't
get these birds.Copy !req
219. They're breaking
the deal.Copy !req
220. It's— It's like the pigeons
decided to ignore me.Copy !req
221. So they're
like everyone else.Copy !req
222. All right, let's take
a short break.Copy !req
223. Okay, uh...Copy !req
224. we're back.Copy !req
225. Boy, that— That bank clock is—
Is 8 minutes off.Copy !req
226. Then why don't you just
run it over too?Copy !req
227. Zing.Copy !req
228. Zing.Copy !req
229. George,
what are you doing?Copy !req
230. Did you see that?
That pigeon didn't move.Copy !req
231. I had to swerve out of the way.
I saved that pigeon's life.Copy !req
232. What pigeon?Copy !req
233. You drove right
into that squirrel.Copy !req
234. Squirrel?Copy !req
235. Well, we have
no deal with them.Copy !req
236. Jerry, those hands.Copy !req
237. They never stop.Copy !req
238. I'm sorry.Copy !req
239. Got any booze?
What say you and I get ripped.Copy !req
240. No, thanks.
I have a headache.Copy !req
241. Can you just
get me an aspirin?Copy !req
242. All right.Copy !req
243. Hm,
"Will not cause drowsiness."Copy !req
244. Hm,
"Will not cause drowsiness."Copy !req
245. "May cause... drowsiness."Copy !req
246. Here's the new copy you wanted.Copy !req
247. Oh, yes.Copy !req
248. Well, this certainly
looks like a lot of words...Copy !req
249. in record time.Copy !req
250. I'm very impressed...Copy !req
251. with both of you.Copy !req
252. Thank you.Copy !req
253. Unfortunately,
I am also disgusted.Copy !req
254. Unfortunately,
I am also disgusted.Copy !req
255. This is incoherent drivel.Copy !req
256. This is a total redo.Copy !req
257. And I'm assuming
I need it right away.Copy !req
258. Well, I guess
we'll just have—Copy !req
259. Oh, just give me that.Copy !req
260. Mission accomplished.
Back to base, Joe.Copy !req
261. Doctor, is the squirrel
going to live?Copy !req
262. There's been
massive trauma.Copy !req
263. We could, of course,
try to save him, but...Copy !req
264. it would be costly,
difficult,Copy !req
265. and we'd have to send away
for some special,Copy !req
266. really tiny instruments.Copy !req
267. Well, uh, are there
any other options?Copy !req
268. We could put him to sleep.Copy !req
269. What might that
cost?Copy !req
270. Well, it's by the pound,
so... about 80 cents.Copy !req
271. Well.
George.Copy !req
272. I was just—
I was curious, that's all.Copy !req
273. I was just—
I was curious, that's all.Copy !req
274. We, uh—Copy !req
275. We'd like you to
do everything possible.Copy !req
276. He, um—Copy !req
277. He's not gonna be the same,
you know.Copy !req
278. Yeah, yeah.
I, uh— I know.Copy !req
279. So they're flying
the tiny instrumentsCopy !req
280. in from El Paso.Copy !req
281. El Paso.Copy !req
282. I spent a month there
one night.Copy !req
283. El Paso.Copy !req
284. What's he here for?Copy !req
285. Well, he takes some of
the pressure off of me.Copy !req
286. So, Jerry, uh,
what's going on with you?Copy !req
287. I understand there's
a young lady in your life, hm?Copy !req
288. Well, actually,
it's kind of a funny story,Copy !req
289. because she has this
amazing toy collectionCopy !req
290. and last night
I got to play with them.Copy !req
291. Ooh.
Well, sounds likeCopy !req
292. things
are progressing.Copy !req
293. Do I hear
wedding bells?Copy !req
294. Are you married
right now?Copy !req
295. Newman.Copy !req
296. She doesn't even
know about the toys.Copy !req
297. I gave her the
wrong kind of medicineCopy !req
298. and I... guess
she passed out.Copy !req
299. What do you mean,
wrong kind of medicine?Copy !req
300. She's even got that
football gameCopy !req
301. that we loved.
Oh, come on.Copy !req
302. Gotta get me
over there.Copy !req
303. Gotta get me
over there.Copy !req
304. Wait,
wait a minute,Copy !req
305. you mean to say that you
drugged a womanCopy !req
306. so you could take advantage
of her toys?Copy !req
307. Let's pause a moment.Copy !req
308. Jerry,Copy !req
309. now, what you do
with your personal lifeCopy !req
310. is your business.Copy !req
311. But when you're on my setCopy !req
312. you clean it up, mister.Copy !req
313. I told you
he was a risk.Copy !req
314. Oh, like he's not just
carrying you.Copy !req
315. And has been for years.Copy !req
316. Yeah,
well, you bombed.Copy !req
317. That story stunk
worse than these chairs.Copy !req
318. Shh. Smile, everyone.
We're back.Copy !req
319. You wanted to see me, Elaine?Copy !req
320. Yes, Lou.Copy !req
321. You've got a lot
going for you.Copy !req
322. You're, um—
You're... spontaneous.Copy !req
323. You're... symmetrical.Copy !req
324. Youre, uh—Copy !req
325. —You're very quick,
aren't you?Copy !req
326. Um...Copy !req
327. it's just that your...Copy !req
328. My dead tooth?Copy !req
329. No...Copy !req
330. your...Copy !req
331. blegh.Copy !req
332. blegh.Copy !req
333. What, my breath?Copy !req
334. Ugh.Copy !req
335. What can I do?Copy !req
336. Well, you should never,
ever go anywhere...Copy !req
337. without these.Copy !req
338. Thanks, Elaine.Copy !req
339. You're such a super lady.Copy !req
340. More wine
and turkey?Copy !req
341. Hm.Copy !req
342. So when I saw George
on the streetCopy !req
343. with an
18 pound turkeyCopy !req
344. and a giant box of wine,
I thought,Copy !req
345. and a giant box of wine,
I thought,Copy !req
346. "What a coincidence,
we're just about to eat."Copy !req
347. What is that stuff in turkey
that makes you sleepy?Copy !req
348. Tryptophan...
Tryptophan.Copy !req
349. I think.Copy !req
350. Have
some more wine.Copy !req
351. What video did you get?Copy !req
352. Oh,
Oh...Copy !req
353. George brought home moviesCopy !req
354. of his boyhood trip
to Michigan.Copy !req
355. Four hours.Copy !req
356. More
heavy gravy?Copy !req
357. Ah, yes. Touchdown.Copy !req
358. Your turn, Jerry.Copy !req
359. Lately though,
I've been, uh—Copy !req
360. I've been buying
the generic brand of wax beans.Copy !req
361. You know,
I rip off the label...Copy !req
362. I can hardly
tell the difference.Copy !req
363. We've officially
bottomed out.Copy !req
364. Who's our next guest?Copy !req
365. We got no one.Copy !req
366. We need a new format.Copy !req
367. We should shut down
and retool.Copy !req
368. What about a guest host?Copy !req
369. I'll pretend
I didn't hear that.Copy !req
370. Doctor, how's the squirrel?Copy !req
371. Is he dead?Copy !req
372. No, fortunately
the special tiny instrumentsCopy !req
373. arrived just in time.Copy !req
374. Would you like to visit him?Copy !req
375. Yes, he would.Copy !req
376. Yes, he would.Copy !req
377. You, um—
You have 30 minutes.Copy !req
378. So, uh...Copy !req
379. squirrel...Copy !req
380. One more thing, Mr. Costanza.Copy !req
381. We just need to know
what timeCopy !req
382. you'll be picking him up
tomorrow.Copy !req
383. What's that?Copy !req
384. What's that?Copy !req
385. Oh, we're discharging
the squirrel.Copy !req
386. We think he'll be
better off at home.Copy !req
387. He has no home.
He's a squirrel.Copy !req
388. Your home, Mr. Costanza.Copy !req
389. Just make sure he gets
his medicine six times a dayCopy !req
390. and keep his tail elevated.Copy !req
391. Maybe it'll be fun having a pet.Copy !req
392. It's not a pet.
It's a wild invalid.Copy !req
393. And it knows that
I tried to kill it.Copy !req
394. As soon as it gets better,Copy !req
395. it's gonna gnaw my brain out
in my sleep!Copy !req
396. it's gonna gnaw my brain out
in my sleep!Copy !req
397. Jerry. Hey-yeah.Copy !req
398. What are you doing
tomorrow?Copy !req
399. Want you to come by
the set.Copy !req
400. What about my
questionable material?Copy !req
401. No, we got
a whole new format.Copy !req
402. Edgy, youthful.Copy !req
403. Plus, we got Jim Fowler.Copy !req
404. Jim Fowler? The animal guy
from Wild KingdomCopy !req
405. is coming
to your apartment?Copy !req
406. Well, I practically
raised his kids.Copy !req
407. Perfect, he's a zoo guy.Copy !req
408. He takes care of animals.Copy !req
409. Can—Can I
bring the squirrel by?Copy !req
410. Oh, two animal acts
on the same show?Copy !req
411. What is this, amateur hour?Copy !req
412. Look, George,
I'm sorry.Copy !req
413. Maybe another time,
all right?Copy !req
414. I gotta get to Fowler.Copy !req
415. I know that he would take
this squirrel off my hands.Copy !req
416. It's practically bionic.Copy !req
417. Hey.Copy !req
418. Nice sidle, huh?Copy !req
419. Speaking of which,Copy !req
420. I think I've got
that problem solved.Copy !req
421. Tic Tacs work?Copy !req
422. He's a human maraca.Copy !req
423. Boy, my knuckles are still
cramped from that football game.Copy !req
424. You took him over to Celia's?Copy !req
425. What?
It's a victimless crime.Copy !req
426. What about the woman
who's been druggedCopy !req
427. and taken advantage of?Copy !req
428. and taken advantage of?Copy !req
429. Okay, one victim.Copy !req
430. I think it's
unconscionable.Copy !req
431. Hey, last night, I found
a whole Weeble villageCopy !req
432. right behind
the Easy-Bake Oven.Copy !req
433. Easy-Bake Oven?Copy !req
434. Who wants cupcake?Copy !req
435. Ooh, me, me, me, me, me.Copy !req
436. You know that batter isCopy !req
437. like 30 years old.Copy !req
438. You step on it
and it flushes.Copy !req
439. Why is your father
giving a tour of a rest stop?Copy !req
440. Stop squirming.
Oh, don't look.Copy !req
441. Thi— This is the part
where they change me.Copy !req
442. You're 8 years old.
Georgie.Copy !req
443. I was 7 and a half.Copy !req
444. I was 7 and a half.Copy !req
445. That noise.Copy !req
446. That's the noise!
What?Copy !req
447. That infernal rattling soundCopy !req
448. that has plagued me
these past two days,Copy !req
449. and I could not find
the source.Copy !req
450. In my office, in the hallway...Copy !req
451. even in the men's room.Copy !req
452. Shame on you, Elaine.
No, no,Copy !req
453. Mr. Peterman,
that wasn't me.Copy !req
454. That reminds me ofCopy !req
455. the Haitian voodoo
rattle torture.Copy !req
456. You haven't gone over
to their side, have you?Copy !req
457. You haven't gone over
to their side, have you?Copy !req
458. No, Mr. Peterman.Copy !req
459. Because if I hear
one more rattle—Copy !req
460. just... oneCopy !req
461. —you're out on your can.Copy !req
462. And if you are undead...Copy !req
463. I'll find out about that too.Copy !req
464. Lou. In here.Copy !req
465. We have to talk.Copy !req
466. Oh, right.
Stop it.Copy !req
467. Bad voodoo.Copy !req
468. You gotta stop using these.Copy !req
469. Why?Copy !req
470. Because they're turningCopy !req
471. your teeth green?Copy !req
472. I only buy the white ones.Copy !req
473. Okay, wellCopy !req
474. then your teeth are green
for a different reason.Copy !req
475. You gotta stop
carrying these, okay?Copy !req
476. Just use mouthwash.Copy !req
477. I can't.
It burns my cankers.Copy !req
478. Binaca.Copy !req
479. Again.
Right, right. Cankers.Copy !req
480. Um, I got it. Chew gum.Copy !req
481. Um, I got it. Chew gum.Copy !req
482. I hate gum.Copy !req
483. The only gum I liked
came withCopy !req
484. the Mickey Mouse
gumball machine.Copy !req
485. They stopped making that
20 years ago.Copy !req
486. Well, stinky,
this is your lucky day.Copy !req
487. Okay, a little laterCopy !req
488. we're gonna be
talking with animal expert,Copy !req
489. Jim Fowler.Copy !req
490. Where are the cameras?Copy !req
491. But first,
we're talking with... Jerry.Copy !req
492. Okay, Jerry, uh...Copy !req
493. you, uh—
You drugged a womanCopy !req
494. in order to play with
her toy collection.Copy !req
495. in order to play with
her toy collection.Copy !req
496. How do you feel about that?Copy !req
497. It was great.Copy !req
498. I've done it
a few more times since then.Copy !req
499. And she doesn't
know anything about this?Copy !req
500. Not a thing.Copy !req
501. Well, Jerry, we have
a little surprise for you.Copy !req
502. Come on out, Celia.Copy !req
503. What kind of sick,
twisted creep are you?Copy !req
504. Whoa.
Hey.Copy !req
505. What— What is this?
What is she doing here?Copy !req
506. It's
the new format.Copy !req
507. Scandals
and animals.Copy !req
508. Eh, eh, eh.Copy !req
509. If you think you can drug meCopy !req
510. and play with my toys,Copy !req
511. you've got another thing
coming, buddy.Copy !req
512. you've got another thing
coming, buddy.Copy !req
513. Go, girl.
Ooh.Copy !req
514. W-What kind of woman
drinks an entire box of wine?Copy !req
515. Ooh.Copy !req
516. Mr. Fowler,Copy !req
517. I-I have a squirrel hereCopy !req
518. that is a miracle of
modern science.Copy !req
519. George, I told you we're booked.Copy !req
520. Careful. Hawks and squirrels
don't get along together.Copy !req
521. Ooh, another interesting
confrontation.Copy !req
522. This could be spicy.
George,Copy !req
523. bring him over.
Uh—Copy !req
524. No, you idiot.
Hawks eat squirrels.Copy !req
525. Are we getting this?Copy !req
526. So the whole set
was destroyed?Copy !req
527. The squirrel
kept scurryingCopy !req
528. and the hawk
kept clawing.Copy !req
529. Well, at least we know that
prosthetic squirrel hips work.Copy !req
530. Sorry about the set.Copy !req
531. I'll tell you,Copy !req
532. it was a grind having to
fill 10 hours a day.Copy !req
533. I'm not sure
I was readyCopy !req
534. to have my own
talk show set.Copy !req
535. I got the nut bread, George.
Let's go.Copy !req
536. So the squirrel's
gonna make it?Copy !req
537. Yeah, he's in my bed.Copy !req
538. I'm...Copy !req
539. I'm...Copy !req
540. sleeping on the couch.Copy !req
541. On the couch?
So you're—Copy !req
542. Still getting nothing.Copy !req
543. Go ahead,
pigeons.Copy !req
544. Laugh it up.Copy !req
545. I'm getting in my car now,
and the last I heard...Copy !req
546. we have no deal!Copy !req
547. I'm glad you called,
Elaine.Copy !req
548. I really needed
to talk to someone.Copy !req
549. Oh, well, hey,
I dated Jerry too.Copy !req
550. I— I know what a monster
he can be.Copy !req
551. More wine and turkey?Copy !req
552. Who's he?Copy !req
553. Oh,
he's nobody.Copy !req
554. Hey, listen,
let me top that off for you.Copy !req