1. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
2. All right.Copy !req
3. Uh-huh.Copy !req
4. Chinese food.Copy !req
5. Oh. There's
my Chinese food.Copy !req
6. I gotta run.Copy !req
7. All you.
Who was it?Copy !req
8. I did a show for
a car dealership,Copy !req
9. and they're getting me
a new Saab.Copy !req
10. What about your old car?Copy !req
11. Couldn't get the blood out?Copy !req
12. Nah. The engine
clotted.Copy !req
13. You know who set
this whole thing up for me?Copy !req
14. Frank Merman.Copy !req
15. Fragile Frankie Merman?Copy !req
16. Never liked that guy.Copy !req
17. Why? He's harmless.
Every summer,Copy !req
18. Why? He's harmless.
Every summer,Copy !req
19. you guys went to
camp together.Copy !req
20. I was jealous.Copy !req
21. It felt like
he was the summer me.Copy !req
22. He was not the summer you.
Eh.Copy !req
23. Besides, you had a summer me.Copy !req
24. Whitey Fisk,
the guy who snuck youCopy !req
25. into Last Tango in Paris.Copy !req
26. I made him up.Copy !req
27. So you never saw
Last Tango in Paris?Copy !req
28. No.
Too bad.Copy !req
29. It was erotic.Copy !req
30. Well...Copy !req
31. I've had it withCopy !req
32. these jackbooted
thugs.Copy !req
33. Pottery Barn?Copy !req
34. Pottery Barn?Copy !req
35. I got three Pottery Barn
catalogs in one day.Copy !req
36. That makes eight
this month.Copy !req
37. Hm. Mira Sorvino.Copy !req
38. Think she'd go out with me?Copy !req
39. Why don't you just
throw 'em out?Copy !req
40. Oh, no.Copy !req
41. I've been saving 'em upCopy !req
42. here in your apartment.Copy !req
43. And now...Copy !req
44. it's payback time.Copy !req
45. Pottery Barn is in
for a world of hurt.Copy !req
46. Can I have one?Copy !req
47. I need one of those
old-looking phones.Copy !req
48. So you want to grab a bite?
I can't.Copy !req
49. I gotta make
the weekly call to the folks.Copy !req
50. I gotta make
the weekly call to the folks.Copy !req
51. So call now.Copy !req
52. Gotta prep.Copy !req
53. I need a couple anecdotes,Copy !req
54. a few you-were-right-abouts.Copy !req
55. It's a whole procedure.Copy !req
56. Wasn't Fragile Frankie
the one that used toCopy !req
57. run into the woods
every time he got upset?Copy !req
58. That's him.
Hm.Copy !req
59. Is he still nuts?
What do you think?Copy !req
60. They gave me a new car
for 30 minutes ofCopy !req
61. "So, who's from
out of town?"Copy !req
62. Seriously,Copy !req
63. is this the best okra
you've ever had, or what?Copy !req
64. Mmm.
Delish.Copy !req
65. Delish?Copy !req
66. Delish.Copy !req
67. You know,
short for delicious.Copy !req
68. Oh. Like scrump.Copy !req
69. Yeah.Copy !req
70. I'm gonna be late.
I'll see you later.Copy !req
71. Excuse me. Can I
borrow your ketchup?Copy !req
72. Oh, sure.Copy !req
73. Thanks.Copy !req
74. Hello?Copy !req
75. Hey, it's Georgie.Copy !req
76. Let me put your father
on the phone.Copy !req
77. Ma—Copy !req
78. Who's this?Copy !req
79. Dad, it's me.Copy !req
80. Hey, uh, listen. I was at, uh,
Fortunoff's the other day,Copy !req
81. and you know what?
You were right.Copy !req
82. Chinese food.Copy !req
83. Sorry, George,
our Chinese food just came.Copy !req
84. Talk to you later.Copy !req
85. Chinese food?Copy !req
86. Hey, you like
sending out catalogs!Copy !req
87. How do you like
getting 'em back?Copy !req
88. So? Maybe they had
Chinese food.Copy !req
89. After dark?
Please.Copy !req
90. At their age, that's like
swallowing stun grenades.Copy !req
91. Well, there's
one way to check.Copy !req
92. Well, there's
one way to check.Copy !req
93. Where there's
Chinese food...Copy !req
94. there's leftovers.Copy !req
95. Well, gentlemen...Copy !req
96. Laney is...Copy !req
97. in love.Copy !req
98. That's dynamite.Copy !req
99. Yeah, I'll look for
the leftovers.Copy !req
100. Yeah.
Hey. Hey, hey.Copy !req
101. I met this guy.Copy !req
102. And it was
like this...Copy !req
103. totally unrealCopy !req
104. fairy-tale moment.Copy !req
105. Wasn't Whitey Fisk,
was it?Copy !req
106. Oh, George's friend.
Whatever happened to him?Copy !req
107. Nothing. I don't—
I don't know.Copy !req
108. Nothing. I don't—
I don't know.Copy !req
109. I— I got
to go.Copy !req
110. So this is
beautiful.Copy !req
111. You and Puddy
and this new guyCopy !req
112. in a big pot
of love stew.Copy !req
113. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
114. Puddy.Copy !req
115. Well, I won't fire himCopy !req
116. until I see if this
new guy can, uh...Copy !req
117. handle the workload.Copy !req
118. Will you look
at this?Copy !req
119. More catalogs.Copy !req
120. Omaha Steaks,
Mac Warehouse,Copy !req
121. Newsweek?Copy !req
122. I can't stop
all these companies,Copy !req
123. I can't stop
all these companies,Copy !req
124. so I'm gonna attack
this problemCopy !req
125. at the choke point.Copy !req
126. Stop the mail?Copy !req
127. That's even better.Copy !req
128. Jerry.Copy !req
129. Hey, Frankie.Copy !req
130. So where's
the car?Copy !req
131. This is it.Copy !req
132. Inside the van?Copy !req
133. It is the van.Copy !req
134. Don't you
remember?Copy !req
135. We always talked about
how cool it would beCopy !req
136. to have a van
and just drive.Copy !req
137. We were 10.Copy !req
138. Come on. Let's
take it for a spin.Copy !req
139. Come on. Let's
take it for a spin.Copy !req
140. I don't want
a van.Copy !req
141. Well, just tell him
you want the Saab.Copy !req
142. You don't
understand.Copy !req
143. This is Fragile
Frankie Merman.Copy !req
144. When we were in camp,
if you upset him,Copy !req
145. he'd run into the woods,
dig a hole and sit in it.Copy !req
146. Well, I have an idea.Copy !req
147. Keep the van,Copy !req
148. and just get a bumper sticker
that says,Copy !req
149. "If this van's a-rockin',Copy !req
150. don't come a-knockin'."Copy !req
151. Always helpful.Copy !req
152. Oh, Georgie.Copy !req
153. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
154. Just dropped in
for a visit.Copy !req
155. Just dropped in
for a visit.Copy !req
156. You, uh...Copy !req
157. You never
called me back.Copy !req
158. Uh, the phone broke.Copy !req
159. Well, we gotta get moving.Copy !req
160. What? Where are
you going?Copy !req
161. We have
a catered affair.Copy !req
162. You're going
like that?Copy !req
163. It's creative
black tie.Copy !req
164. Move, woman.Copy !req
165. No Chinese
leftovers.Copy !req
166. George is getting
suspicious.Copy !req
167. Elaine.
Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
168. I'm gonna be in the can.Copy !req
169. Okay, Jack.Copy !req
170. Oh, can I use
your phone?Copy !req
171. Sure.Copy !req
172. Puddy? It's Elaine.Copy !req
173. We're through.Copy !req
174. Yeah. That's right.
Again.Copy !req
175. Thanks.Copy !req
176. Nice captain's chairs, huh?Copy !req
177. Aye, aye.Copy !req
178. Oh, there's a spot.Copy !req
179. Just back up.Copy !req
180. Oh, hold on. There must be
a truck backing up.Copy !req
181. No. That's us.Copy !req
182. Great.Copy !req
183. You know, Frankie...Copy !req
184. I was wondering.Copy !req
185. What if I decided
that it's...Copy !req
186. silly to have
a van because,Copy !req
187. you know...Copy !req
188. I live in New York City.Copy !req
189. Is there maybe some way
I could exchange it?Copy !req
190. You don't like the van.Copy !req
191. No. No, no.
It's just hypothetically.Copy !req
192. No. No, no.
It's just hypothetically.Copy !req
193. I gotta go to the park.Copy !req
194. No. No,
you don't.Copy !req
195. No woods.Copy !req
196. I love the van.Copy !req
197. I'm a van guy.Copy !req
198. Check it out.Copy !req
199. Rain and sleet
may not stop them.Copy !req
200. But let's see them
get by...Copy !req
201. these bricks.Copy !req
202. Where'd you get
the bricks?Copy !req
203. Jerry, the whole
building is brick.Copy !req
204. So you want to take a ride
with me out to Jersey?Copy !req
205. I'm gonna try and sell
the van to a lot.Copy !req
206. A dealer? Are you
insane?Copy !req
207. No. Take out
an ad.Copy !req
208. No. Take out
an ad.Copy !req
209. Sell it privately.Copy !req
210. I don't wanna
meet the peopleCopy !req
211. that are in the market
for a used van.Copy !req
212. Come on, Jerry, just
let me help you.Copy !req
213. Okay.Copy !req
214. All right. Okay.Copy !req
215. Here we go. Yeah.Copy !req
216. So, uh,
for sale, huh?Copy !req
217. For sale.Copy !req
218. A big...Copy !req
219. juicy...Copy !req
220. van.Copy !req
221. And, ooh...
we gotta put down,Copy !req
222. "interesting trades...Copy !req
223. considered."Copy !req
224. I don't want
a trade.Copy !req
225. No, no, no, no.
You don't have to.Copy !req
226. No, no, no, no.
You don't have to.Copy !req
227. See, it's all about tickling
their buying bone.Copy !req
228. Hey, you know what?
This is all your mail.Copy !req
229. They're putting it
in my box now.Copy !req
230. Let me see that.Copy !req
231. Oh. That's it.Copy !req
232. They have gone too far.Copy !req
233. They keep pushing me
and pushing me!Copy !req
234. Now I got no choice
but to go down there...Copy !req
235. and talk to them.Copy !req
236. Hey, Jerry.Copy !req
237. I'd like you
to meet someone.Copy !req
238. This is Jack.Copy !req
239. May I help you?Copy !req
240. Yeah. I'd like to
cancel my mail.Copy !req
241. Certainly. How long
would you like us to hold it?Copy !req
242. Oh, no, no.
I don't think you get me.Copy !req
243. I want out.
Permanently.Copy !req
244. I'll handle this,
Violet.Copy !req
245. Why don't you take
your three-hour break?Copy !req
246. Oh, calm down,
everyone.Copy !req
247. No one's canceling
any mail.Copy !req
248. Oh, yes, I am.Copy !req
249. Well, what about your bills?Copy !req
250. The bank can pay 'em.Copy !req
251. The bank.
Mm.Copy !req
252. What about
your cards and letters?Copy !req
253. What about
your cards and letters?Copy !req
254. E-mail, telephones,
fax machines,Copy !req
255. FedEx, Telex,
telegrams,Copy !req
256. holograms—Copy !req
257. All right, it's true!Copy !req
258. Of course nobody needs mail.Copy !req
259. What—? What do you thinkCopy !req
260. you're so clever,
figuring that one out?Copy !req
261. But you don't know the half
of what goes on here.Copy !req
262. So just walk away, Kramer.Copy !req
263. I beg of you.Copy !req
264. Is everything
all right here,Copy !req
265. postal employee
Newman?Copy !req
266. Yes, sir.Copy !req
267. I believe everything
is all squared away.Copy !req
268. Isn't it...Copy !req
269. Mr. Kramer?Copy !req
270. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
271. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
272. As long as I stop
getting mail.Copy !req
273. Welcome back.Copy !req
274. Pretty quick for a, uh...Copy !req
275. catered affair.Copy !req
276. I don't know
what you mean.Copy !req
277. You ditched me.
That's twice.Copy !req
278. Now I demand to know
what's going on!Copy !req
279. George, we've had it
with you.Copy !req
280. Understand?Copy !req
281. We love you
like a son...Copy !req
282. but even parents
have limits.Copy !req
283. but even parents
have limits.Copy !req
284. The breakups,Copy !req
285. the firings,
and every SundayCopy !req
286. with the calls.Copy !req
287. What my wife is
trying to sayCopy !req
288. is this is supposed
to be our time.Copy !req
289. I'm not following.Copy !req
290. I'm sorry, George.
We're cutting you loose.Copy !req
291. You're cutting me loose?Copy !req
292. Now, if you'll
excuse me,Copy !req
293. I'm gonna make love
to your mother.Copy !req
294. They don't want to
see me anymore.Copy !req
295. But this is what
you've always wanted.Copy !req
296. It is.Copy !req
297. Just not
ready yet.Copy !req
298. Ah, that's kind of sweet.Copy !req
299. Ah, shut up, Jerry.Copy !req
300. My parents think
they can ignore me.Copy !req
301. Heh-heh.Copy !req
302. Well, they better
think again.Copy !req
303. Oh, no.
George, please.Copy !req
304. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
305. You remember
my cousin, Rhisa?Copy !req
306. I'm gonna date her.Copy !req
307. Mother of God.Copy !req
308. One little wink.Copy !req
309. One little wink.Copy !req
310. She'll freak out,
tell my parents.Copy !req
311. They'll be all over me.Copy !req
312. Hah.Copy !req
313. What is this tape?Copy !req
314. That guy Elaine's dating
seems really familiar to me.Copy !req
315. I think he might be
a comedianCopy !req
316. I worked with one time.Copy !req
317. Wait a second.
Wha—?Copy !req
318. What— What is this?Copy !req
319. This weekend,
Nobody Beats The WizCopy !req
320. is slashing prices
on our entire stock.Copy !req
321. Nobody beats me
because I'm the Wiz.Copy !req
322. Yes. I'm the Wiz.Copy !req
323. I'm the Wiz.Copy !req
324. That is the guy.Copy !req
325. That is the guy.Copy !req
326. Elaine's in love
with the Wiz guy?Copy !req
327. No. She thinks
she's in love with him,Copy !req
328. but she's just remembering
this old commercial.Copy !req
329. That's pretty
pathetic.Copy !req
330. I know. They're
not even related.Copy !req
331. Hey.Copy !req
332. Uh, hey.Copy !req
333. I'm gonna
get going.Copy !req
334. Hey, have fun
at the family reunion.Copy !req
335. So...Copy !req
336. what do you know
about this Jack fella?Copy !req
337. Isn't he the best?Copy !req
338. Yeah. Nobody
beats him.Copy !req
339. Yeah.Copy !req
340. What kind of work
does he do?Copy !req
341. What kind of work
does he do?Copy !req
342. Oh. Right now
he's a fact-checkerCopy !req
343. for New York magazine.Copy !req
344. It's not much,Copy !req
345. but it has a certain kind
of quiet dignity.Copy !req
346. Right.
Quiet dignity.Copy !req
347. As opposed to, say...Copy !req
348. this?Copy !req
349. Nobody beats me,Copy !req
350. because I'm the Wiz.Copy !req
351. Yes, I'm the Wiz.
Oh, no.Copy !req
352. Oh, yes.Copy !req
353. Hello.Copy !req
354. Yeah, the van is
still for sale.Copy !req
355. Sure, come on by.Copy !req
356. Sure, come on by.Copy !req
357. Yeah, I called
about the van.Copy !req
358. Some more merlot?Copy !req
359. Yeah, thanks.
Sure.Copy !req
360. You know, Rhisa,
I, uh—Copy !req
361. I've always found you
very attractive.Copy !req
362. What?Copy !req
363. I know it may sound...Copy !req
364. shocking...Copy !req
365. but, uh, I just can'tCopy !req
366. stop myself from...Copy !req
367. wanting you.Copy !req
368. wanting you.Copy !req
369. You want to borrow
money, right?Copy !req
370. No. No. I—Copy !req
371. I just want us to be...Copy !req
372. together.Copy !req
373. All right.Copy !req
374. All right?Copy !req
375. Let's go for it.Copy !req
376. Well...Copy !req
377. we could dance
around it a little first.Copy !req
378. Nah.Copy !req
379. Let's be bad, George.Copy !req
380. Let's be really... bad.Copy !req
381. Whoa. Whoa. Easy.Copy !req
382. So how come
you're selling it?Copy !req
383. You know why
I'm selling it.Copy !req
384. You know why
I'm selling it.Copy !req
385. I hate it.Copy !req
386. How many miles?Copy !req
387. Two.Copy !req
388. City or highway?Copy !req
389. Look, do you really want to
buy this thing or what?Copy !req
390. Hey, hey, hey,
take it easy.Copy !req
391. I'm not gonna be
pressured.Copy !req
392. I'll walk away
right now.Copy !req
393. Is this thing bent?Copy !req
394. I'm not paying
for that.Copy !req
395. All right. Just
get out of here.Copy !req
396. All right, look. Look,
I'm gonna be honest.Copy !req
397. I'm very interested
in the van.Copy !req
398. Okay, fine.Copy !req
399. What do I have to doCopy !req
400. to put you
in this van today?Copy !req
401. to put you
in this van today?Copy !req
402. Well, I don't have
any money,Copy !req
403. but it, uh,
says right here:Copy !req
404. "Interesting trades
considered."Copy !req
405. You put that in!Copy !req
406. Glad I did.Copy !req
407. Here.Copy !req
408. You want to trade me
an undershirt.Copy !req
409. No, I want to trade you
screen legend Anthony Quinn'sCopy !req
410. undershirt.Copy !req
411. He took this off to do
sit-ups in the park,Copy !req
412. and I nabbed it.Copy !req
413. That's disgusting.Copy !req
414. Well, that's
my final offer.Copy !req
415. You dumped me for some
idiotic TV pitchman?Copy !req
416. You dumped me for some
idiotic TV pitchman?Copy !req
417. Look, I'm sorry, Puddy.Copy !req
418. It— It was a mistake.
So let's just—Copy !req
419. Let's just put it behind us,
and we can continueCopy !req
420. as if this never happened.Copy !req
421. Jeez, I don't know.Copy !req
422. What if we're out somewhere,Copy !req
423. and you see
the Maytag repairman?Copy !req
424. You're not taking me back?Copy !req
425. That's right.Copy !req
426. He's not idiotic.Copy !req
427. He's the Wiz.Copy !req
428. And nobody beats him.Copy !req
429. Nobody.Copy !req
430. Here you go.
Mail is evil.Copy !req
431. Here you go.
Mail is evil.Copy !req
432. Pass it on.Copy !req
433. Hey, mail blows.Copy !req
434. Fax it to a friend.Copy !req
435. Why does this dummy
have a bucket on its head?Copy !req
436. Because we're blind
to their tyranny.Copy !req
437. Then shouldn't you
be wearing the bucket?Copy !req
438. Yeah.
Move along, Betty.Copy !req
439. Is this, uh,
Jerry Seinfeld's van?Copy !req
440. Well, not anymore.Copy !req
441. He traded it to me for
some Hollywood memorabilia.Copy !req
442. I'm, so—Copy !req
443. I'm so stupid.
What?Copy !req
444. I'm so stupid.Copy !req
445. Uh, excuse me. I'm sorry.Copy !req
446. Yeah, nice to
meet you.Copy !req
447. Yeah, nice to
meet you.Copy !req
448. She's into it?Copy !req
449. She's leaving me
dirty messagesCopy !req
450. on my answering
machine.Copy !req
451. So have your parents
found out about it?Copy !req
452. She wants to
keep it quiet.Copy !req
453. She thinks we have
a real future together.Copy !req
454. It's a brave
new world, all right.Copy !req
455. Hey, guys.Copy !req
456. Hey, uh. Huh?Copy !req
457. Hey, how's the anti-mail
campaign going?
Oh.Copy !req
458. It's fantastic.Copy !req
459. We were out in front
of the post office today...Copy !req
460. and not one person
went in.Copy !req
461. It's Sunday.Copy !req
462. Why is the mailman
wearing a bucket?Copy !req
463. Huh?Copy !req
464. Well, it symbolizes
our persecution.Copy !req
465. Then shouldn't you
be wearing the bucket?Copy !req
466. Oh.Copy !req
467. Hey, I want
my van keys back.Copy !req
468. Uh... well, I, uh—Copy !req
469. I thought we made a deal
for Quinn's T-shirt.Copy !req
470. Are you insane?Copy !req
471. Give 'em.
No, I can't. I can't.Copy !req
472. See, I— I told Frank
he could borrow it.Copy !req
473. Yeah, he wants to move
some of George's stuffCopy !req
474. into storage.Copy !req
475. Wait a minute.Copy !req
476. He's picking up
the van tonight?Copy !req
477. This is perfect.Copy !req
478. I'll drive Rhisa
to someplace romantic,Copy !req
479. I'll drive Rhisa
to someplace romantic,Copy !req
480. then when my father
slides the door open...Copy !req
481. I'm in the vanCopy !req
482. kissing his brother's
daughter.Copy !req
483. Oh, listen, Jerry. One of
your friends came by.Copy !req
484. And he was very upset
that I had your wheels.Copy !req
485. Oh, no. Not Frankie.Copy !req
486. I didn't catch
his name.Copy !req
487. But then he went running
into the park.Copy !req
488. Oh, no. The woods.Copy !req
489. The hole.Copy !req
490. Hey.Copy !req
491. Kramer. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
492. I know. I'm gonna switch
the bucket to something else.Copy !req
493. Not that.Copy !req
494. Not that.Copy !req
495. What?Copy !req
496. You're in trouble, Kramer.Copy !req
497. I shouldn't be talking to you,Copy !req
498. but I'm telling you as a friend.Copy !req
499. Here's how it's gonna happen:Copy !req
500. You may be walking,Copy !req
501. maybe on a crisp autumn day
just like today,Copy !req
502. when a mail truck
will slow beside you.Copy !req
503. And the door will open.Copy !req
504. And a mailman you know,
maybe even trust,Copy !req
505. will offer to
give you a lift.Copy !req
506. Are you through?Copy !req
507. No! And no one
will ever see you again!Copy !req
508. Are you through?Copy !req
509. Yes.Copy !req
510. No, wait.Copy !req
511. Okay, yes.Copy !req
512. Quick. Get in.Copy !req
513. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
514. That's exactly how you said
it was going down.Copy !req
515. There's another way,
and it's going down now.Copy !req
516. No, you said
a mailman I know,Copy !req
517. and you're
a mailman I know.Copy !req
518. I know you know, but you
don't know what I know!Copy !req
519. Hey!Copy !req
520. Hey.Copy !req
521. Frankie!Copy !req
522. Frankie.Copy !req
523. Frankie.Copy !req
524. Frankie,
is that you?Copy !req
525. My name is Edgar.Copy !req
526. Have a nice night.Copy !req
527. Thank you.Copy !req
528. Thank you.Copy !req
529. Stupid.Copy !req
530. So stupid.Copy !req
531. Jerry?Copy !req
532. All right, George.Copy !req
533. I'm ready.Copy !req
534. Yeah, hold on.
I'm, uh—Copy !req
535. I'm just trying to get a reading
on my dashboard compass.Copy !req
536. Where are my parents?Copy !req
537. Is this Seinfeld's van?Copy !req
538. Seinfeld's van!
Seinfeld's van!Copy !req
539. Wait. What's he saying?Copy !req
540. I think he's saying
"Son of Sam." Oh, my God!Copy !req
541. No, they caught him.Copy !req
542. I knew it wasn't
Berkowitz!Copy !req
543. So I told him,Copy !req
544. "Hit the road.Copy !req
545. I'm going back
with Jack."Copy !req
546. That's the second
good piece of newsCopy !req
547. I've gotten today.Copy !req
548. Really? What was
the first?Copy !req
549. They're
bringing me back.Copy !req
550. Yeah.
I'm the Wiz again.Copy !req
551. Yeah.
I'm the Wiz again.Copy !req
552. What?Copy !req
553. I'm the Wiz!Copy !req
554. I'm the Wiz!Copy !req
555. Well, what— What about
your fact-checking job?Copy !req
556. Oh. Here's a fact.Copy !req
557. Uh, I'm the Wiz.Copy !req
558. I'm the Wiz, and
nobody beats me.Copy !req
559. Frankie. Come on
out of there.Copy !req
560. You hate the van.Copy !req
561. But I'm keeping it.Copy !req
562. As much as I
hate the ideaCopy !req
563. of being a van guy...Copy !req
564. of being a van guy...Copy !req
565. it's a lot better
than hanging out hereCopy !req
566. with the nocturnal
dirt people.Copy !req
567. So can we go for a ride?Copy !req
568. Yeah, let's just...Copy !req
569. get the hell
out of here.
Okay.Copy !req
570. Are you done with that?Copy !req
571. Good.Copy !req
572. He left the door
unlocked.Copy !req
573. Why did Kramer
have to park the vanCopy !req
574. in the woods?Copy !req
575. Isn't it obvious?Copy !req
576. There are no parking
meters out here.Copy !req
577. There are no parking
meters out here.Copy !req
578. Wow.Copy !req
579. Hey. Look at this.Copy !req
580. Hoochie mama.Copy !req
581. Oh, my goodness. What have
they done to you here?Copy !req
582. Huh?Copy !req
583. Who are you?Copy !req
584. Well...Copy !req
585. you can just call me Henry.Copy !req
586. Henry Atkins?Copy !req
587. The postmaster general?Copy !req
588. Last time I checked.Copy !req
589. Last time I checked.Copy !req
590. Henry...Copy !req
591. can I get
out of here now?Copy !req
592. Oh, oh, oh.
Sit a bit.Copy !req
593. Sit a bit.Copy !req
594. I mean, after all, I drove
all the way up here from D.C.Copy !req
595. just to talk to you.Copy !req
596. Oh.Copy !req
597. I even had to cancel
a round of golfCopy !req
598. with the Secretary
of State.Copy !req
599. Do you like golf, Mr. Kramer?Copy !req
600. Yeah.Copy !req
601. Mr. Kramer, I've been, uh...Copy !req
602. reading some of
your material here.Copy !req
603. I gotta be
honest with you.Copy !req
604. You make a pretty
strong case.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
605. I mean, just imagine.Copy !req
606. An army of men
in wool pantsCopy !req
607. running through
the neighborhoodCopy !req
608. handing out pottery catalogs
door to door.Copy !req
609. Well, it's my job.Copy !req
610. And I'm pretty damn
serious about it.Copy !req
611. In addition to
being a postmaster...Copy !req
612. I'm a general.Copy !req
613. And we both knowCopy !req
614. it's the job of
a general to,Copy !req
615. by God,
get things done.Copy !req
616. So maybe
you can understand...Copy !req
617. So maybe
you can understand...Copy !req
618. why I get
a little irritatedCopy !req
619. when somebody calls me
away from my golf.Copy !req
620. I'm sorry.Copy !req
621. I'm very, very sorry.Copy !req
622. Sure you're sorry.Copy !req
623. I think we got
a stack of mailCopy !req
624. out there at the desk
that belongs to you.Copy !req
625. Now, you want that mail,
don't you, Mr. Kramer?Copy !req
626. Sure do.Copy !req
627. Good. Now,
that's better.Copy !req
628. All right.Copy !req
629. Jeez!Copy !req
630. Newman?Copy !req
631. Tell the world
my story.Copy !req
632. Hey, George.
Jerry.Copy !req
633. Hey, that's the guy.Copy !req
634. What? George
Costanza,Copy !req
635. Frankie Merman.Copy !req
636. Oh.Copy !req
637. The summer me.Copy !req
638. The winter me.Copy !req
639. You must be
George's cousin.Copy !req
640. Girlfriend.Copy !req
641. All right.Copy !req
642. Hey, what is that?Copy !req
643. That van's
a-rockin'.Copy !req
644. Don't go
a-knockin'.Copy !req
645. Oh, my God!Copy !req
646. Oh, my God!Copy !req
647. Oh, you gotta
sell this van.Copy !req
648. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
649. What you saw
in that vanCopy !req
650. was a natural expressionCopy !req
651. of a man's love for his lady.Copy !req
652. Your father's right.Copy !req
653. It's beautiful.Copy !req
654. And it was safe.Copy !req
655. Oh, God.Copy !req
656. Now, if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
657. once again...Copy !req
658. your mother and I—Copy !req
659. Oh.Copy !req
660. Make it stop.Copy !req