1. I got no legroom back here.Copy !req
2. Move your seat forward.Copy !req
3. It's as far
as it goes.Copy !req
4. There's a mechanism.
You just pull itCopy !req
5. and throw your body weight.Copy !req
6. I pulled it.
It doesn't go.Copy !req
7. If you want the legroom,
say you want the legroom!Copy !req
8. Don't blame the mechanism!
All right, Dad,Copy !req
9. we're five blocks
from the house.Copy !req
10. Sit sideways.Copy !req
11. Like an animal.
Because of her,Copy !req
12. I have to sit here
like an animal.Copy !req
13. Serenity now!
Serenity now!Copy !req
14. What is that?Copy !req
15. Doctor gave me
a relaxation cassette.Copy !req
16. When my blood pressure
gets too high,Copy !req
17. When my blood pressure
gets too high,Copy !req
18. the man on the tape
tells me to say,Copy !req
19. serenity now!Copy !req
20. Are you supposed
to yell it?Copy !req
21. The man on the tape
wasn't specific.Copy !req
22. What happened to the screen
door? It blew off again?Copy !req
23. I told you
to fix that thing.Copy !req
24. Serenity now!Copy !req
25. So I told Bobby and Lisa
we'd tryCopy !req
26. that new Chinese/Spanish place,
La Caridad, on Saturday.Copy !req
27. I thought we had tickets
to the Knicks' home opener.Copy !req
28. I thought this was more fun,
so I gave the tickets away.Copy !req
29. What?Copy !req
30. All right. Fine.Copy !req
31. Are you mad at me?Copy !req
32. No. Uh...Copy !req
33. I love a good Chinese/Spanish
whatever-it-is.Copy !req
34. You know,
I've never seen you mad.Copy !req
35. I get peeved.Copy !req
36. Mad.
Miffed.Copy !req
37. Mad.
Miffed.Copy !req
38. Mad.
Irked?Copy !req
39. I would like to see you
get really mad.Copy !req
40. Why does she want you to be mad?Copy !req
41. She says I suppress
my emotions.Copy !req
42. So, what do you care
what she thinks?Copy !req
43. Good body.Copy !req
44. She probably gets that
impression because you're cool.Copy !req
45. You're under control.Copy !req
46. Like me.Copy !req
47. Nothing wrong with that.Copy !req
48. But I get upset.
I've yelled.Copy !req
49. You've heard me yell.Copy !req
50. Not really. Your voice
kind of raisesCopy !req
51. to this comedic pitch.Copy !req
52. to this comedic pitch.Copy !req
53. Hey.Copy !req
54. Kramer, I am so sick
of you coming in hereCopy !req
55. and eating all my food.Copy !req
56. Now, shut that door
and get the hell out of here!Copy !req
57. What is that,
a new bit?Copy !req
58. I told you.Copy !req
59. Hey, any of you guys want
to come outCopy !req
60. and help me fix my father's
screen door in Queens?Copy !req
61. Sorry, I'm fixing
a screen door in the Bronx.Copy !req
62. I'll do it.
Really? You— You want to come?Copy !req
63. Yeah. I love going
to the country.Copy !req
64. Yeah. I love going
to the country.Copy !req
65. Where are they going?Copy !req
66. Fix a screen door
in Queens.Copy !req
67. That's funny.Copy !req
68. Hey, listen,
what are you doing Saturday?Copy !req
69. Not going to the Knick game.Copy !req
70. I need somebody
to go with meCopy !req
71. to Mr. Lippman's
son's bar mitzvah.Copy !req
72. You know, if you don't bring
a guest, they save on catering.Copy !req
73. You should be able
to buy a cheaper gift.Copy !req
74. Oh, I don't think
that's possible.Copy !req
75. Now, get a little closer,Copy !req
76. 'cause I can't see
the screen door.Copy !req
77. Yeah...Copy !req
78. Perfect.Copy !req
79. Dad, the hinges
are all rusted here.Copy !req
80. That's why the wind keeps
blowing the door off.Copy !req
81. I hate that old door.Copy !req
82. Throw it out!Copy !req
83. Serenity now!Copy !req
84. It might be time
to just let her go, Frank.Copy !req
85. She's worked hard
for you.Copy !req
86. Will you put her to rest for me?Copy !req
87. Oh, yeah.
I'll take good care of her.Copy !req
88. And get George to put
those boxes in the garage!Copy !req
89. Dad, what is all this?Copy !req
90. It's junk.Copy !req
91. My computers.Copy !req
92. I've been selling them
for two months now.Copy !req
93. Shut up!Copy !req
94. You're selling computers?Copy !req
95. Two months ago,Copy !req
96. I saw a provocative movie
on cable TV.Copy !req
97. It was called The Net,Copy !req
98. with that girl from the bus.Copy !req
99. I did a little reading,Copy !req
100. and I realize
it wasn't that far-fetched.Copy !req
101. and I realize
it wasn't that far-fetched.Copy !req
102. Dad, do you know
what it takes to competeCopy !req
103. with Microsoft and IBM?Copy !req
104. Yes, I do.Copy !req
105. That's why I've got
a secret weapon.Copy !req
106. My son.Copy !req
107. Damn it, they gave me cream.Copy !req
108. I asked for nonfat milk!Copy !req
109. I think they have 1 percent
over there.Copy !req
110. One percent?Copy !req
111. They can kiss 1 percent
of my ass!Copy !req
112. Okay, Jerry, enough.Copy !req
113. Okay, Jerry, enough.Copy !req
114. I'm not buying it.Copy !req
115. You're damn right
you're not buying it!Copy !req
116. You shouldn't have to try.Copy !req
117. It's just being open.Copy !req
118. I'm open.Copy !req
119. There's just nothing in there.Copy !req
120. Uh-huh.Copy !req
121. Think I'm lying about this?Copy !req
122. I think you are.
Well, I'm not.Copy !req
123. Yes, you are, liar.Copy !req
124. Oh, stop it.
Okay, liar.Copy !req
125. That's enough!Copy !req
126. Ooh, that was good.Copy !req
127. Really? It felt good.Copy !req
128. Congratulations, Mr. Lippman.Copy !req
129. Oh, Elaine.Copy !req
130. Hi.Copy !req
131. My boy's a man today.
Can you believe it?Copy !req
132. My boy's a man today.
Can you believe it?Copy !req
133. Oh,
He's a man.Copy !req
134. congratulations, Adam—Copy !req
135. I'm a man!Copy !req
136. Tongue?Copy !req
137. Yeah.Copy !req
138. Wow.Copy !req
139. I didn't try that
till I was 23.Copy !req
140. Boy, this kid's not just a man.
He's a man's man.Copy !req
141. And I think he's been
telling his friends.Copy !req
142. And I think he's been
telling his friends.Copy !req
143. I got invitations
to six more bar mitzvahs.Copy !req
144. Hello?Copy !req
145. Yeah, this is
Jerry Seinfeld.Copy !req
146. No, no, no,Copy !req
147. I do not want to stop over
in Cincinnati!Copy !req
148. Well, then you upgrade me.Copy !req
149. That's right,
you should thank me!Copy !req
150. Goodbye.Copy !req
151. Hey, I'm flying first-class.Copy !req
152. Where did that
come from?Copy !req
153. Patty showed me
how to get mad.Copy !req
154. You got a problem
with that?Copy !req
155. No.
Good.Copy !req
156. No.
Good.Copy !req
157. All right, relax, tough guy.Copy !req
158. I gotta get out
to my father's garage.Copy !req
159. Help him sell some computers.Copy !req
160. The two of you working
in that little garageCopy !req
161. is like a steel-cage
death-match.Copy !req
162. Kramer?
Hey.Copy !req
163. What—? What are you doing?Copy !req
164. Oh, I'm putting up
Frank's screen door.Copy !req
165. Yeah, this beauty's got
a little life in her yet.Copy !req
166. What do you need it for?Copy !req
167. The cool evening breezes
of Anytown, U.S.A.Copy !req
168. Let's see how
this baby closes.Copy !req
169. Let's see how
this baby closes.Copy !req
170. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
171. Morning, Ma.Copy !req
172. You're late!Copy !req
173. Morning, Dad.Copy !req
174. I am not Dad
in the workplace.Copy !req
175. My professional name
is Mr. Costanza,Copy !req
176. and I will refer to you
as Costanza.Copy !req
177. Morning, Braun.Copy !req
178. Hey, George.Copy !req
179. Two cream, no sugar.Copy !req
180. What is Lloyd Braun
doing here?Copy !req
181. Your mother recommended him.Copy !req
182. Yeah, of course she did.Copy !req
183. That's all I ever heard
growing up:Copy !req
184. That's all I ever heard
growing up:Copy !req
185. "Why can't you be more
like Lloyd Braun?"Copy !req
186. You know he was
in a mental institution?Copy !req
187. I didn't read his résumé.Copy !req
188. Another sale, Mr. Costanza.Copy !req
189. Chalk me up
on the big board.Copy !req
190. What is this?Copy !req
191. This is your lagging.Copy !req
192. Good work, Braun.Copy !req
193. Good for you, Lloyd!Copy !req
194. So, Adam, I just talked
to your fatherCopy !req
195. and apology accepted.Copy !req
196. I'm not apologizing.Copy !req
197. It was great.
I told everyone.Copy !req
198. It was great.
I told everyone.Copy !req
199. Yeah, I know.
Uh, by the way,Copy !req
200. could you do me a favor
and tell Mitchell TanenbaumCopy !req
201. that I will be unable
to attend this Saturday?Copy !req
202. Are you free Friday night?Copy !req
203. I am, but that is not the point.Copy !req
204. You are 13,
and I am in my early...Copy !req
205. 20s.Copy !req
206. But I'm a man.
The rabbi said so.Copy !req
207. No. You are not a man.Copy !req
208. It takes a long time
to become a man.Copy !req
209. I mean, half my friends
aren't even there yet.Copy !req
210. I mean, half my friends
aren't even there yet.Copy !req
211. Well, if I'm not a man,Copy !req
212. then this whole thing
was a sham.Copy !req
213. First they said I was gonna
get great gifts,Copy !req
214. and then somebody
gives me Boggle.Copy !req
215. I renounce my religion!Copy !req
216. Who wants cookies?Copy !req
217. As of this moment,Copy !req
218. I am no longer Jewish!Copy !req
219. I quit!Copy !req
220. What?Copy !req
221. Mmm.Copy !req
222. You're late again, Costanza,
so listen up.Copy !req
223. Starting tonight, we're having
a little sales contest.Copy !req
224. The loser gets fired,Copy !req
225. The loser gets fired,Copy !req
226. the winner gets
a Waterpik.Copy !req
227. You're not giving away
our Waterpik!Copy !req
228. Serenity now!Copy !req
229. You know what?
It doesn't matter,Copy !req
230. because I quit.Copy !req
231. I guess your mother
was right.Copy !req
232. You never could compete
with Lloyd Braun!Copy !req
233. All right.Copy !req
234. You wanna sell computers?Copy !req
235. I will show you
how to sell computers.Copy !req
236. Hello, Mr. Finerman,Copy !req
237. you wanna buy a computer?Copy !req
238. you wanna buy a computer?Copy !req
239. No? Why not?Copy !req
240. All right, I see!
Good answer!Copy !req
241. Thank you.Copy !req
242. Serenity now!Copy !req
243. Adam, you don't become
a man overnight.Copy !req
244. Look at your father.Copy !req
245. It takes time, patience,
experience, uh,Copy !req
246. several careers
of varying success.Copy !req
247. I mean, these are things
that I look for in a man.Copy !req
248. I mean, these are things
that I look for in a man.Copy !req
249. Well, that does me
a lot of good.Copy !req
250. "Early 20s."Copy !req
251. Well, I'm sorry, sir.
I tried.Copy !req
252. So that's the type of guy
you're looking for?Copy !req
253. Oh, I guess so.Copy !req
254. Why?Copy !req
255. What is this?Copy !req
256. Anytown, U.S.A.Copy !req
257. Hello. Is Kramer home?Copy !req
258. Oh. Hey.Copy !req
259. Hello, neighbor.Copy !req
260. Boy, those azaleas
are really coming in nicely.Copy !req
261. Oh, you gotta mulch.
You've got to.Copy !req
262. You barbecuing tonight?
Yeah. Right after the fireworks.Copy !req
263. So where do you want
to eat tonight?Copy !req
264. Well, how 'bout going back
to La Caridad?Copy !req
265. Again?Copy !req
266. How much flan
can a person eat?Copy !req
267. Jerry, you've been yelling at me
all afternoon.Copy !req
268. Well, I don't think
more flan is the answer!Copy !req
269. Well, I don't think
more flan is the answer!Copy !req
270. Maybe I should
just leave.Copy !req
271. Maybe?
Goodbye!Copy !req
272. Double goodbye.Copy !req
273. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
274. Hey. Happy New Year.Copy !req
275. Y'all come back real—Copy !req
276. Did you and Patty
just break up?
Yeah.Copy !req
277. In fact, she broke up with me.Copy !req
278. And I don't wanna talk
about it!Copy !req
279. Well, then you're free tonight.Copy !req
280. I heard about this great place
called La Caridad.Copy !req
281. That's the last thing
she said to me.Copy !req
282. She wanted to go there also,
but I wasn't in the mood.Copy !req
283. Whoa. What is the matter?Copy !req
284. It's Patty.Copy !req
285. Jerry, you break up
with a girl every week.Copy !req
286. What—? What is this
salty discharge?Copy !req
287. Oh, my God.
You're crying.Copy !req
288. This is horrible.Copy !req
289. This is horrible.Copy !req
290. I care.Copy !req
291. Patty won't call me back.Copy !req
292. I don't know
if I can live without her.Copy !req
293. Well, she's really gotten
to you, hasn't she?Copy !req
294. I don't know
what's happening to me.Copy !req
295. Well, it's simple.Copy !req
296. You let out one emotion,Copy !req
297. all the rest
will come with it.Copy !req
298. It's like Endora's box.Copy !req
299. That was the mother
on Bewitched.Copy !req
300. You mean Pandora.Copy !req
301. Yeah, well, she had one too.Copy !req
302. Jerry, can I talk to you
for a minute?Copy !req
303. Oh, gee—!Copy !req
304. That's it! That's it.Copy !req
305. I warned you kids.Copy !req
306. I told you not to play
in front of my house.Copy !req
307. This time I'm keeping it.Copy !req
308. And you're not getting
your rock back either.Copy !req
309. Hall urchins.Copy !req
310. Are you still
down in the dumps?Copy !req
311. Come on.
It's just a chick.Copy !req
312. You ever hear of a little thing
called feelings?Copy !req
313. Well, I got just the thing
to cheer you up.Copy !req
314. Well, I got just the thing
to cheer you up.Copy !req
315. A computer. Huh?Copy !req
316. Well, you can check porn
and stock quotes.Copy !req
317. Porn quotes.Copy !req
318. I'm so lucky to have a friend
like you, George.Copy !req
319. Well...Copy !req
320. Ever tell you
how much I love you?Copy !req
321. What?Copy !req
322. I love you, George.Copy !req
323. Come here.Copy !req
324. I— I'm already here.
I'm here. I'm here.Copy !req
325. Uh, you know what? If you want
a computer, call me.Copy !req
326. I— I— I— I gotta go.
Go wherever you want.Copy !req
327. I'm still gonna love you.Copy !req
328. I'm still gonna love you.Copy !req
329. Hey. Look what they did.Copy !req
330. Look what they did
to my house.Copy !req
331. I turn my back
for two seconds,Copy !req
332. and they put shaving cream
all over the door.Copy !req
333. Yeah, I see you!Copy !req
334. I'll teach these kids
a lesson.Copy !req
335. Where's that hose
I put under your sink?Copy !req
336. Hose under my sink.
I love you, Kramer.Copy !req
337. I love you too, buddy.
And, George—Copy !req
338. I don't wanna hear it.Copy !req
339. When I give you the signal,Copy !req
340. turn this water on full blast.Copy !req
341. Signal?
What—? What signal?Copy !req
342. I don't know.
I'll yell, uh, "hoochie mama."Copy !req
343. All right, if— If I do it,
will you buy a computer?Copy !req
344. On the signal, George,
on the signal.Copy !req
345. On the signal, George,
on the signal.Copy !req
346. Only if you buy.
I gotta make a sale.Copy !req
347. I love you, Costanza.Copy !req
348. All right, will you shut up?Copy !req
349. Now! Now, George!
Turn on the faucet!Copy !req
350. George,
turn on the faucet!Copy !req
351. Hoochie mama!Copy !req
352. Hoochie mama!Copy !req
353. Hoochie mama!Copy !req
354. So now the other Lippman
kissed me.Copy !req
355. Well, sure. They're Jewish,
and you're a shiksa.Copy !req
356. What?
It means non-Jewish woman.Copy !req
357. I know what it means,Copy !req
358. but what does being a shiksa
have to do with it?Copy !req
359. You've got shiks-appeal.
Jewish men love the ideaCopy !req
360. of meeting a woman
not like their mother.Copy !req
361. of meeting a woman
not like their mother.Copy !req
362. Oh, that's insane.Copy !req
363. I'll tell you what's insane.Copy !req
364. The price that I could get you
on a new desktop computer.Copy !req
365. I am not buying
a computer from you.Copy !req
366. There's porn.Copy !req
367. Even so.Copy !req
368. Damn it.Copy !req
369. Don't get me wrong,
Mr. Lippman,Copy !req
370. I'm— I'm very flatteredCopy !req
371. that you found me
attractive enoughCopy !req
372. to lunge at me, heh,Copy !req
373. but the only reason you like me
is because I'm a shiksa.Copy !req
374. That's simply not true.Copy !req
375. If you weren't Jewish, you
wouldn't be interested in me.Copy !req
376. If you weren't Jewish, you
wouldn't be interested in me.Copy !req
377. You are wrong. I'll prove it.Copy !req
378. Oh, no. Don't.
I renounce Judaism.Copy !req
379. Oy vey.Copy !req
380. What happened to you, pal?Copy !req
381. Joey Zanfino and some
of the neighborhood kids,Copy !req
382. they ambushed me
with a box of grade A's.Copy !req
383. Are you all right?Copy !req
384. Oh, no, no.
I'm fine, fine.Copy !req
385. Serenity now.Copy !req
386. Serenity now,
serenity now.Copy !req
387. So you're using
Frank's relaxation method?Copy !req
388. Jerry, the anger,
it just melts right off.Copy !req
389. Jerry, the anger,
it just melts right off.Copy !req
390. Serenity now.Copy !req
391. Pfft. Serenity now.Copy !req
392. Oh.Copy !req
393. Hey, what happened
to you?Copy !req
394. Serenity.Copy !req
395. Well...Copy !req
396. you are not gonna believe this.Copy !req
397. Now Lippman has renounced.Copy !req
398. This shiksa thing
is totally out of control.Copy !req
399. What is with you people?Copy !req
400. What are you looking at?Copy !req
401. Sit down, Elaine.Copy !req
402. Oh, no, Jerry, I can't take
any more gentle sobbing.Copy !req
403. I've been thinking about
what it means to be complete.Copy !req
404. Do you have an apple
or anything?Copy !req
405. Look at us,
hurtling through spaceCopy !req
406. on this big blue marble...Copy !req
407. Or a nectarine?
I'd love a nectarine.Copy !req
408. looking everywhere
for some kind of meaning...Copy !req
409. Why am I in such a fruit mood?
Ah! Banana.Copy !req
410. when all the while,
the real secret to happinessCopy !req
411. has been right here
in front of us.Copy !req
412. What?
Elaine...Copy !req
413. What?
Elaine...Copy !req
414. Jerry, I found a way
to beat Lloyd Braun!Copy !req
415. I buy the computers myself,
I store 'em in your apartment.Copy !req
416. Then after I win the contest,
I bring them all back,Copy !req
417. I get my money back.Copy !req
418. It's brilliant! Ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
419. What—? What's wrong
with your leg?Copy !req
420. I'm asking Elaine
to marry me.Copy !req
421. I'll store these over
at Kramer's apartment, then.Copy !req
422. It's all right.Copy !req
423. I'll find him.Copy !req
424. Elaine?Copy !req
425. Um...Copy !req
426. Jerry,Copy !req
427. I got a lot going on
with, um...Copy !req
428. With Lippman right now.
Lippman?Copy !req
429. Yeah. And him too.Copy !req
430. What?Copy !req
431. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
432. Um...Copy !req
433. I think George
is calling me,Copy !req
434. so I'm gonna go
and give him a hand.Copy !req
435. And just—
Come on. Come on!Copy !req
436. Can I help you?Copy !req
437. No. Stay. Stay. Stay.Copy !req
438. Hey, Braun,Copy !req
439. Costanza's kicking your butt!Copy !req
440. Costanza's kicking your butt!Copy !req
441. Watch how it's done.Copy !req
442. Oh, hello,
Mr. Vandelay?Copy !req
443. Would you like
to buy a computer?Copy !req
444. Oh, really?Copy !req
445. Two dozen?Copy !req
446. Costanza, you're white-hot!Copy !req
447. If you'd like to make a call,Copy !req
448. please hang up and—Copy !req
449. Hey, Braun, I got good news
and bad news,Copy !req
450. and they're both the same:
you're fired.Copy !req
451. Costanza,
you've won the Waterpik.Copy !req
452. You're not gonna give away
that Waterpik!Copy !req
453. You're not gonna give away
that Waterpik!Copy !req
454. You wanna bet? Serenity now.
Serenity now.Copy !req
455. You know,
you should tell your dadCopy !req
456. that "serenity now" thing
doesn't work.Copy !req
457. Just bottles up the anger,
and then eventually you blow.Copy !req
458. What do you know?
You were in the nut house.Copy !req
459. What do you think
put me there?Copy !req
460. I heard they found a family
in your freezer.Copy !req
461. Serenity now...Copy !req
462. insanity later.Copy !req
463. What happened here, Kramer?Copy !req
464. Serenity now,
serenity now.Copy !req
465. Serenity now,
serenity now.Copy !req
466. Kramer!Copy !req
467. Oh, gee— Jerry.Copy !req
468. Gee, I didn't hear you
come in.Copy !req
469. Yeah, the, uh—
Yeah, the children.Copy !req
470. They— They've—
They've done some redecorating.Copy !req
471. Serenity now, serenity now.Copy !req
472. You don't look well.Copy !req
473. Huh? Oh, well, that's odd,Copy !req
474. because I feel perfectly
at peace with the world.Copy !req
475. Hey— Eggs— You—Copy !req
476. Serenity now, serenity now,
serenity now...Copy !req
477. Oh, I'm sorry.
Look at me.Copy !req
478. I stepped
on your last rose.Copy !req
479. Jerry, come on,
don't get so upset about it.Copy !req
480. There's always next spring.Copy !req
481. There's always next spring.Copy !req
482. Would you excuse me
for a moment?Copy !req
483. Serenity now, serenity now.Copy !req
484. Serenity now!Copy !req
485. Jerry, I did it! Ah-ha-ha!Copy !req
486. I beat Braun!
Serenity now!Copy !req
487. Come on, give me a hand
with the computers?Copy !req
488. Serenity now!Copy !req
489. Why couldn't you squeezeCopy !req
490. one of those stupid
rubber ballsCopy !req
491. to get your stress out?Copy !req
492. Why did you have
to destroy 25 computers?Copy !req
493. George, you listen to me.Copy !req
494. I owe you one.Copy !req
495. All right?Copy !req
496. He's incorrigible.Copy !req
497. You want to talk about it?Copy !req
498. Oh, please don't tell me
you love me again, Jerry.Copy !req
499. I can't handle it.Copy !req
500. George,
letting my emotions outCopy !req
501. was the best thing
I've ever done.Copy !req
502. Sure,
I'm not funny anymore,Copy !req
503. but there's more to lifeCopy !req
504. than making shallow,
fairly obvious observations.Copy !req
505. How 'bout you?Copy !req
506. How 'bout you?Copy !req
507. All right.Copy !req
508. Here goes...Copy !req
509. Rabbi, is there anything
I can doCopy !req
510. to combat this shiks-appeal?Copy !req
511. Heh, Elaine, shiks-appeal
is a myth, like the yetiCopy !req
512. or his North American cousin,
the Sasquatch.Copy !req
513. Well, something's going on here,Copy !req
514. because every able-bodied
Israelite in the countyCopy !req
515. is driving pretty strong
to the hoop.Copy !req
516. is driving pretty strong
to the hoop.Copy !req
517. Elaine, there is much
you don't understandCopy !req
518. about the Jewish religion.Copy !req
519. For example, did you know
that rabbis are allowed to date?Copy !req
520. Well, what does that have
to do—?Copy !req
521. You know, a member
of my congregationCopy !req
522. has a time-share
in Myrtle Beach.Copy !req
523. Uh, perhaps
if you're not too busy,Copy !req
524. we could wing on down
after the high holidays.Copy !req
525. Elaine?Copy !req
526. Laney?Copy !req
527. So that's it.Copy !req
528. All of my darkest fearsCopy !req
529. All of my darkest fearsCopy !req
530. and everything I'm capable of.Copy !req
531. That's me.Copy !req
532. Yikes.Copy !req
533. Well, good luck with all that.Copy !req
534. Where are you going? I...Copy !req
535. I thought I could count on you
for a little compassion.Copy !req
536. I think
you scared me straight.Copy !req
537. All right, Jerome,Copy !req
538. I'm in.
What?Copy !req
539. Maybe we should
get married.Copy !req
540. Maybe everything we needCopy !req
541. Maybe everything we needCopy !req
542. is right here
in front of us.Copy !req
543. Jer, let's do it.Copy !req
544. I tell you,
I don't see it happening.Copy !req
545. What? What happened
to the new Jerry?Copy !req
546. He doesn't work here anymore.Copy !req
547. Oh, well,
that's just great!Copy !req
548. I love you, Jerry.Copy !req
549. Right back at you, slick.Copy !req
550. You know,Copy !req
551. all these years...Copy !req
552. all these years...Copy !req
553. I've always wanted to seeCopy !req
554. the two of you
get back together.Copy !req
555. Well, that's because
you're an idiot.Copy !req
556. You single-handedly
brought Costanza and SonCopy !req
557. to the brink
of bankruptcy.Copy !req
558. Well, what about all
the Lloyd Braun sales?Copy !req
559. He was crazy.Copy !req
560. His phone wasn't even hooked up.Copy !req
561. He just liked ringing
that bell.Copy !req
562. I told you
to clean up this garage!Copy !req
563. I have to put my car in!Copy !req
564. This is a place
of business.Copy !req
565. I told you never
to come in here.Copy !req
566. Serenity now!Copy !req
567. All right.Copy !req
568. All right.Copy !req
569. Dad, you really should lay off
the "serenity now" stuff.Copy !req
570. So, what am I supposed to say?Copy !req
571. Hoochie mama?Copy !req
572. Move your crap! I'm coming in!Copy !req
573. No, you're not!Copy !req
574. Hoochie mama!
Hoochie mama!Copy !req