1. When are they gonna have
the flying cars, already?Copy !req
2. They have been promising
that for a while.Copy !req
3. Years. When we
were kids,Copy !req
4. they made it seem like
it was around the corner.Copy !req
5. I think Ed Begley Jr.
has one.Copy !req
6. No, that's—
That's just electric.Copy !req
7. What about
Harrison Ford?Copy !req
8. He had one in, uh,
Blade Runner.Copy !req
9. That was a cool one.Copy !req
10. What's the competition?Copy !req
11. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?Copy !req
12. What do you think
the big holdup is?Copy !req
13. The government
is very touchyCopy !req
14. about us being
in the air.Copy !req
15. Let us run around on the ground
as much as we want.Copy !req
16. Anything in the air
is a big production.Copy !req
17. Anything in the air
is a big production.Copy !req
18. Yeah. Right.Copy !req
19. And what about
the floating cities?Copy !req
20. And the underwater
bubble cities?Copy !req
21. It's like we're living
in the '50s here.Copy !req
22. It's good
suspension.Copy !req
23. Would you stop it?Copy !req
24. You'll have plenty of time
to destroy it after I get it.Copy !req
25. Hey, George.
I'm buying this car.Copy !req
26. Shh!Copy !req
27. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
28. You never tell 'em
you like the car.Copy !req
29. You're not sure
what you want.Copy !req
30. You don't even know
why you're here.Copy !req
31. That vein again.Copy !req
32. I'm starving.Copy !req
33. We should have had
lunch first.Copy !req
34. It'll be 20 minutes.Copy !req
35. I told you, Puddy's
getting me an insider deal.Copy !req
36. Since when is Elaine's
boyfriend selling cars?Copy !req
37. I thought
he was a mechanic.Copy !req
38. I thought
he was a mechanic.Copy !req
39. I guess he graduated.Copy !req
40. That's an easy move:Copy !req
41. go from screwing you
behind your backCopy !req
42. to screwing you
right to your face.Copy !req
43. Thank you.Copy !req
44. Puddy's just gonna
give you the car, huh?Copy !req
45. You'll see. They stick you
with the undercoating,Copy !req
46. rustproofing,
dealer prep.Copy !req
47. Suddenly you're on your back,
like a turtle.Copy !req
48. All right,
calm down.Copy !req
49. My father had
a car salesman buddy.Copy !req
50. He was gonna
fix him up real nice.Copy !req
51. Next thing I know,
I'm getting dropped offCopy !req
52. in a Le Car
with a fabric sunroof.Copy !req
53. All the kids
are shouting:Copy !req
54. "Hey, Le George!
Bonjour, Le George!Copy !req
55. Let's stuff Le George
in Le Locker!"Copy !req
56. Let's stuff Le George
in Le Locker!"Copy !req
57. Jerry, I don't think
this thing is hooked up right.Copy !req
58. All right,
we're going in.Copy !req
59. You've got
a good eye there.Copy !req
60. I see you've noticed
the unibody construction.Copy !req
61. I'm Rick.Copy !req
62. Are you looking to buy
or to lease?Copy !req
63. Uh, borrow.
From my friend.Copy !req
64. Yeah, he'll be
buying.Copy !req
65. Maybe I should
talk to him.Copy !req
66. Oh, I don't
think so.Copy !req
67. No, he's
an entertainer.Copy !req
68. You know, all over
the place? Brrp.Copy !req
69. That's where
I come in.Copy !req
70. I see. So you're
his mana—?Copy !req
71. Uh, neighbor.
That's right. Yeah.Copy !req
72. Uh, neighbor.
That's right. Yeah.Copy !req
73. Well...Copy !req
74. Why don't we take this boiler
out for a shakedown, huh?Copy !req
75. Look at
these salesmen.Copy !req
76. The only thing
these guys fearCopy !req
77. is the walkout.Copy !req
78. No matter what
they say, you say:Copy !req
79. "I'll walk out
of here right now."Copy !req
80. Can I help?
Hold it.Copy !req
81. One more step,
and we're walking!Copy !req
82. George. Sorry.Copy !req
83. We're just waiting
for David Puddy.Copy !req
84. He is. You don't know
what I'm doing.Copy !req
85. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
86. Sorry
I'm late.Copy !req
87. My new salesman
boyfriend took me outCopy !req
88. to celebrate
his promotion.Copy !req
89. Oh. Where'd you go?Copy !req
90. Uh... to
a restaurant—Copy !req
91. Arby's.Copy !req
92. I had
the roast beef.Copy !req
93. So, Puddy, I decided
I'm gonna go withCopy !req
94. another
900 convertible.Copy !req
95. All right. Classic.Copy !req
96. High-five.Copy !req
97. David, can you
tell meCopy !req
98. where the Xerox
machine is?Copy !req
99. Oh, sure, babe.Copy !req
100. Salesmen-only copy room
right there.Copy !req
101. Oh.Copy !req
102. Hey, come on, guys.
I'll show you the 900.Copy !req
103. Hey, come on, guys.
I'll show you the 900.Copy !req
104. Yeah, you show us the 900.Copy !req
105. And look at
these features, Mr. Kramer.Copy !req
106. Antilock brakes,
automatic climate control—Copy !req
107. Uh, make a right
at this corner, pleaseCopy !req
108. —an adjustable
steering wheel and—Copy !req
109. Oh, Mr. Kramer,
you missed the turn.Copy !req
110. No. No. No, I didn't.Copy !req
111. That's okay. We'll
make this next rightCopy !req
112. and swing around
to get back.Copy !req
113. Well, it's a test drive, right?Copy !req
114. I never drive around here.Copy !req
115. If I'm gonna
recommend this car,Copy !req
116. I need to see that
it'll handle my daily routine.Copy !req
117. So where are we going?Copy !req
118. So where are we going?Copy !req
119. Just a little placeCopy !req
120. I like to call
"You'll See."Copy !req
121. I'm starving.Copy !req
122. Got any of those
free doughnutsCopy !req
123. you use to soften
people up?Copy !req
124. By the Service Department.Copy !req
125. All right, remember.
No rustproofing.Copy !req
126. Commit to nothing.Copy !req
127. If you have
to speak, mumble.Copy !req
128. Au revoir, Le George.Copy !req
129. Don't think
it can't happen!Copy !req
130. So, Puddy,
this isCopy !req
131. a pretty good
move for you, huh?Copy !req
132. No more grease monkey.Copy !req
133. I don't care for that term.Copy !req
134. I don't care for that term.Copy !req
135. Oh. Sorry.
I didn't know.Copy !req
136. I don't know too many monkeysCopy !req
137. who could take apart
a fuel injector.Copy !req
138. I saw one once that
could do sign language.Copy !req
139. Yeah, I saw
that one. Uh...Copy !req
140. Koko.Copy !req
141. Yeah, Koko.Copy !req
142. Right, Koko.Copy !req
143. That chimp's all right.
High-five.Copy !req
144. Hey, hey, hey!
What's going on here?Copy !req
145. You didn't agree
to anything, did you?Copy !req
146. No. We both just saw
the same monkey.Copy !req
147. Well, I got screwed
on the doughnuts.Copy !req
148. Well, I got screwed
on the doughnuts.Copy !req
149. There were
none left. Heh.Copy !req
150. Well, there's
a vending machine.Copy !req
151. I can show you where it is.Copy !req
152. Hey, gimme
a dollar.Copy !req
153. Where's your money?Copy !req
154. I'm here
helping you.Copy !req
155. Hey. Where's
Puddy?Copy !req
156. The copy machine
is broken.Copy !req
157. That's what they
want you to think.Copy !req
158. Have you noticed
your boyfriend has developedCopy !req
159. an annoying little habit?Copy !req
160. The squinting?Copy !req
161. No.Copy !req
162. The staring?Copy !req
163. No.Copy !req
164. He keeps asking me
to give him a high-five.Copy !req
165. I thought
all guys do that.Copy !req
166. I thought
all guys do that.Copy !req
167. Slapping hands
is the lowest formCopy !req
168. of male primate ritual.Copy !req
169. Even some of them
have moved on.Copy !req
170. They're doing
sign language now.Copy !req
171. It's that bad?Copy !req
172. What do you think
the Nazis were doing?Copy !req
173. That was the heil-five.
Tsk.Copy !req
174. Isn't that from your act,Copy !req
175. like, 10 years ago?Copy !req
176. It was a good bit
in the 80s,Copy !req
177. and it's still
relatable today.Copy !req
178. Good news. We got
a 900 in black.Copy !req
179. That's the hot color.
High-five.Copy !req
180. Um, David,
you know what?Copy !req
181. Um, David,
you know what?Copy !req
182. Can you
come help meCopy !req
183. fix the copy
machine? Come.Copy !req
184. You owe me
five.Copy !req
185. Twix.Copy !req
186. B5.Copy !req
187. Ah, come on!Copy !req
188. Uh...
excuse me.Copy !req
189. Do you have, uh,
change of a dollar?Copy !req
190. No.Copy !req
191. Could I, uh—Copy !req
192. Could I trade you
for another one?Copy !req
193. Don't have one.Copy !req
194. Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
195. When your, uh—
When your wallet was open,Copy !req
196. I— I glanced inside,Copy !req
197. and I...Copy !req
198. couldn't help but noticeCopy !req
199. that you have several
crisp dollar bills.Copy !req
200. that you have several
crisp dollar bills.Copy !req
201. You're incorrect.Copy !req
202. Perhaps you could
look again, please?Copy !req
203. I'm very hungry.Copy !req
204. We had doughnuts
earlier.Copy !req
205. I guess everyone here enjoys
giving the old scroogie, huh?Copy !req
206. You're all doing
a hell of a job!Copy !req
207. What I would do with you.Copy !req
208. Mr. Kramer, we're
really not allowedCopy !req
209. to use the cars to run errands.Copy !req
210. Now, look,
Rick.Copy !req
211. I'm very close to
giving this car,Copy !req
212. I'm very close to
giving this car,Copy !req
213. that my celebrity friend
is considering,Copy !req
214. my full endorsement.Copy !req
215. Ooh. Let's see if
I can get a smileCopy !req
216. from
these femininas.Copy !req
217. Hey, ladies!Copy !req
218. It's a Saab 900!Copy !req
219. What do you think?Copy !req
220. Can I interest you in a little
supplemental restraint?Copy !req
221. Jeez.Copy !req
222. I think the candy
comes out over there.Copy !req
223. People drop change
down here, Jerry.Copy !req
224. People drop change
down here, Jerry.Copy !req
225. And they're too lazy
to pick it up.Copy !req
226. Either that, or they've got
a weird little hang-upCopy !req
227. about lying facedown
in filth.Copy !req
228. Why don't you just
go to the cashier?Copy !req
229. The cashier is at lunch,Copy !req
230. which is where
I'd like to be.Copy !req
231. How much was under there?Copy !req
232. I think something bit me.Copy !req
233. I just need another nickel.Copy !req
234. Puddy thinks I should
go for the CD player.Copy !req
235. What do you think?Copy !req
236. He's got a live one.Copy !req
237. He's just reeling
his big fish in.Copy !req
238. Hey, can I have
my dollar back?Copy !req
239. It's wrinkled.Copy !req
240. It's wrinkled.Copy !req
241. It's worthless.Copy !req
242. Come on.Copy !req
243. Jump!Copy !req
244. They just put out
some more doughnuts.Copy !req
245. They did?Copy !req
246. Last one.Copy !req
247. Okay, just one more errand,
and we can head back.Copy !req
248. Actually, it looks like
we're gonna need some gas.Copy !req
249. Oh? Well,
how much gas you thinkCopy !req
250. is in there
right now?Copy !req
251. Well, it's on E.Copy !req
252. You know, Rick, oftentimes
Jerry, he lends me his car,Copy !req
253. and I find myself
in a situationCopy !req
254. where the car is
almost out of gas.Copy !req
255. But... for a variety
of reasons,Copy !req
256. I don't want to be
the one responsibleCopy !req
257. for purchasing
costly gasoline.
Mm.Copy !req
258. So you wanna know
how far you can driveCopy !req
259. your friend's car
for free.Copy !req
260. your friend's car
for free.Copy !req
261. Well, I make it up to him
in other ways.Copy !req
262. As you will see,
the candy bar is paid for,Copy !req
263. and yet
remains danglingCopy !req
264. in the machine.Copy !req
265. Hey, it's gone.Copy !req
266. Where is my Twix?Copy !req
267. What? That guy's
eating it!Copy !req
268. Well, how do you know
that one's yours?Copy !req
269. Yeah, I— It was
dangling.Copy !req
270. There were
only two left.Copy !req
271. He must have bought one
and gotten both.Copy !req
272. Sir, are you gonna
buy a car?Copy !req
273. No!Copy !req
274. No!Copy !req
275. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
276. I see you!
That is my Twix!Copy !req
277. Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
278. Ho-ho!Copy !req
279. Paper jam.Copy !req
280. Got it.
Yay.Copy !req
281. High-five.Copy !req
282. On the flip side.Copy !req
283. Eh, uh—
David, um, I—Copy !req
284. Don't leave me hanging.Copy !req
285. You're a salesman now.Copy !req
286. And the high-five is...Copy !req
287. It's very grease monkey.Copy !req
288. What did I say
about that?Copy !req
289. What did I say
about that?Copy !req
290. I— I'm sorry,Copy !req
291. but the high-five
is just so stupid.Copy !req
292. Oh, yeah? I'll tell you
what's stupid.Copy !req
293. You, stupid.Copy !req
294. Oh, that is
really mature.Copy !req
295. Yeah? So are you.Copy !req
296. You're the grease monkey.Copy !req
297. Uh— That—Copy !req
298. That doesn't make
any sense.Copy !req
299. I am leaving.Copy !req
300. If you leave,
we're through.Copy !req
301. Fine. We're through.Copy !req
302. Oh, so you're leaving.
That's right.Copy !req
303. High-five.
On the flip side.Copy !req
304. High-five.
On the flip side.Copy !req
305. Taking me
to Arby's.Copy !req
306. Hey. Wh—
Where are you—Copy !req
307. Let's finish
this up.Copy !req
308. Did you two break up?Copy !req
309. That chick's whacked.Copy !req
310. We're history.Copy !req
311. Just left out
a couple of things.Copy !req
312. Uh, rustproofing.Copy !req
313. Rustproofing?Copy !req
314. Transport charge.Copy !req
315. Storage surcharge.Copy !req
316. Additional overcharge.Copy !req
317. Finder's fee.Copy !req
318. Finder's fee?
It was on the lot.Copy !req
319. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
320. And, uh, floor mats...
keys...Copy !req
321. And, uh, floor mats...
keys...Copy !req
322. Keys?Copy !req
323. How you gonna
start it?Copy !req
324. Excuse me.Copy !req
325. I believe you
just ate my Twix bar.Copy !req
326. It was
dangling.Copy !req
327. And when you purchased
your Twix bar,Copy !req
328. you got a little freebie.Copy !req
329. And you never
bothered to ask whyCopy !req
330. or seek out
its rightful owner.Copy !req
331. First of all,
it wasn't a Twix.Copy !req
332. It was a 5th Avenue bar.Copy !req
333. You must think
I'm pretty stupid.Copy !req
334. That was
no 5th Avenue bar.Copy !req
335. I can see
the crumb thereCopy !req
336. in the corner
of your lip.Copy !req
337. Now, tha—
That is a cookie.Copy !req
338. And we all know that Twix
is the only candy barCopy !req
339. And we all know that Twix
is the only candy barCopy !req
340. with the cookie crunch.Copy !req
341. That's a— It's
a little nougat.Copy !req
342. Nougat? Please.Copy !req
343. I think I've reached
the point in my lifeCopy !req
344. where I can tell the difference
between nougat and cookie.Copy !req
345. So let's not
just say thingsCopy !req
346. that we both know
are obvious fabrications!Copy !req
347. You know you're getting
a little vein there?Copy !req
348. I know about
the vein!Copy !req
349. Believe this guy?Copy !req
350. Hey, George.
Hey.Copy !req
351. I'm starving.
No. Last one.Copy !req
352. Listen. You gotta
help me out.Copy !req
353. Elaine and Puddy broke up.Copy !req
354. He's treating me like
a regular customer.Copy !req
355. I tried to tell you,
but you wouldn't listen.Copy !req
356. No-ho-ho. You were
gonna get a deal, huh?Copy !req
357. No-ho-ho. You were
gonna get a deal, huh?Copy !req
358. There's no laws in
this place. Anything goes.Copy !req
359. It's Thunderdome!Copy !req
360. Is someone
helping you?Copy !req
361. Stay back!Copy !req
362. Where is it now?Copy !req
363. Still some overlap
between the needleCopy !req
364. and the slash
below the E.Copy !req
365. How low
are you gonna go?Copy !req
366. Oh, I've been in
the slash many times.Copy !req
367. This is nothing.
You'll get used to it.Copy !req
368. Just...Copy !req
369. put it out of
your mind.Copy !req
370. Have you...Copy !req
371. ever been
completely below...Copy !req
372. the slash?Copy !req
373. Well, I almost did once.Copy !req
374. Well, I almost did once.Copy !req
375. And I blacked out.Copy !req
376. When I came to,
the car was in a ditch,Copy !req
377. and the tank was full.Copy !req
378. I don't know who did it...Copy !req
379. and I never got to
thank them.Copy !req
380. Mr. Kramer, the road!Copy !req
381. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
382. Listen, Puddy. When we
first started this deal,Copy !req
383. I thought things
would be different.Copy !req
384. Now, if you wanna
play hardball,Copy !req
385. I got my friend
George here,Copy !req
386. and he can play
pretty hard... ball.Copy !req
387. George...Copy !req
388. vein it up.Copy !req
389. All right, Puddy,
listen and listen good.Copy !req
390. I need to know the name
of that mechanicCopy !req
391. that walks around
here.Copy !req
392. that walks around
here.Copy !req
393. Big guy, a liar,
short name.Copy !req
394. Sam? Mo? Sol?Copy !req
395. George.Copy !req
396. Can we focus
on the car here?Copy !req
397. I'm starving.Copy !req
398. I can feel my stomach
sucking up against my spine.Copy !req
399. Jerry, I just need
your signature here,Copy !req
400. and we'll get you
that yellow car ready to go.Copy !req
401. Yellow? I wanted black.Copy !req
402. I can't give you black
at that price.Copy !req
403. George, would you
help me, please?Copy !req
404. Yes. This is
wrong!Copy !req
405. Sing it, sister!Copy !req
406. Just because
a candy barCopy !req
407. Just because
a candy barCopy !req
408. fails to fall
from its perch...
Oh, God.Copy !req
409. does not imply
transfer of ownership.Copy !req
410. Mo, Sol or Lem
is not gonnaCopy !req
411. get away with this!Copy !req
412. I'll be right back.Copy !req
413. Okay.
Hey. George.Copy !req
414. Is it just the angle
I'm looking at?Copy !req
415. No, sir. We are
down there.Copy !req
416. Oh. This is amazing.Copy !req
417. Oh, I never
felt so alive.Copy !req
418. All right,
I'm satisfied.Copy !req
419. We better get
some gas.Copy !req
420. What? Well,
we can't stop now.Copy !req
421. What do you mean?Copy !req
422. We have to keep going,Copy !req
423. back to the dealership.
That was the plan.Copy !req
424. back to the dealership.
That was the plan.Copy !req
425. There was no plan.
Well, let's make it the plan!Copy !req
426. Let's just go for it,
like Thelma and Louise.Copy !req
427. They drove to
a dealership?Copy !req
428. No. They drove off a cliff.Copy !req
429. Oh, you are
one sick mama.Copy !req
430. I like it.Copy !req
431. Mr. Kramer, the road!Copy !req
432. Yup! Yup!Copy !req
433. Hello.Copy !req
434. Elaine, you gotta
get back here.Copy !req
435. Puddy is screwing me
on this car,Copy !req
436. which is yellow now.Copy !req
437. Who is this?Copy !req
438. What?Copy !req
439. You gotta get back
with PuddyCopy !req
440. You gotta get back
with PuddyCopy !req
441. so I can make this deal.Copy !req
442. You know, just that
you cared enough to callCopy !req
443. means so much, Jerry.Copy !req
444. You're gonna get back
together anyway.Copy !req
445. It's thousands
of dollars.Copy !req
446. I don't know.Copy !req
447. Come on. You don't
have to see himCopy !req
448. till my 15,000-mile
check.Copy !req
449. Well, will you pay
my cab fare out there?Copy !req
450. Fine.Copy !req
451. And I didn't like
that roast beef.Copy !req
452. How about some lunch?Copy !req
453. No. No lunch.Copy !req
454. I'll hang this phone up
right now.Copy !req
455. All right.
Lunch.Copy !req
456. I'll see you.
Bye.Copy !req
457. Everybody's
ripping me off.Copy !req
458. Yes, I'd like to
report a problemCopy !req
459. with one of
your mechanics.Copy !req
460. When did you bring
your car in?Copy !req
461. Yeah, right.Copy !req
462. I'm gonna get my car
repaired at a dealership.Copy !req
463. Why don't I just flush
my money down the toilet?Copy !req
464. Sir...Copy !req
465. what exactly
is the problem?Copy !req
466. One of your guys,
Kip or Ned—Copy !req
467. short nameCopy !req
468. —stole my Twix
candy bar.Copy !req
469. Are you saying he grabbed
your candy bar away from you?Copy !req
470. He might as well have.Copy !req
471. I caught him, and
his face was coveredCopy !req
472. in chocolate
and cookie crumbs.Copy !req
473. in chocolate
and cookie crumbs.Copy !req
474. Thought you said
it was a Twix.Copy !req
475. Oh, it was.Copy !req
476. But he claimed it was
a 5th Avenue bar.Copy !req
477. Maybe it was.
Oh, no. No.Copy !req
478. Twix is the only candy
with the cookie crunch.Copy !req
479. What about
the $100,000 bar?Copy !req
480. Nope. Rice and caramel.Copy !req
481. Nougat?
No.Copy !req
482. Positive?
Please.Copy !req
483. You know they changed
the name from $100,000 barCopy !req
484. to 100 Grand?Copy !req
485. All I want is
my 75 cents back,Copy !req
486. an apology,Copy !req
487. and for him
to be fired.Copy !req
488. I remember when you
used to be ableCopy !req
489. I remember when you
used to be ableCopy !req
490. to get a Hershey
for a nickel.Copy !req
491. What's the one withCopy !req
492. the swirling chocolate
in the commercial?Copy !req
493. They all have swirling
chocolate in the commercial.Copy !req
494. Not Skittles.Copy !req
495. Dad, I told you
you could sit hereCopy !req
496. only if you
don't talk.Copy !req
497. You make your father
sit here all day?Copy !req
498. He likes it.Copy !req
499. All right. Do you mind?
I have the window.Copy !req
500. Now what are you
gonna do about my Twix?Copy !req
501. Twix has
too much coconut.Copy !req
502. No! There's
no coconut!Copy !req
503. I'm allergic
to coconut.Copy !req
504. I'm allergic
to coconut.Copy !req
505. I'm not.Copy !req
506. A nickel.Copy !req
507. Cab receipt.Copy !req
508. Hey, Puddy.Copy !req
509. I'm with a customer.Copy !req
510. No, no. No, E—
Elaine.Copy !req
511. The— The car
can wait.Copy !req
512. What's important is you two
getting back together.Copy !req
513. Uh, then we'll talk
about the car.Copy !req
514. I don't wanna get back
with her. Too bossy.Copy !req
515. David.Copy !req
516. Okay...Copy !req
517. now, I know this is
an important decision.Copy !req
518. Why don't we all just sit down
and talk about it?Copy !req
519. Come on.
Come on.Copy !req
520. Come on.
Come on.Copy !req
521. Now, look...Copy !req
522. you both find each other
attractive, right?Copy !req
523. Right.Copy !req
524. Clearly, no one else
can stand to beCopy !req
525. with either one of you.Copy !req
526. I guess.
Good point.Copy !req
527. All right.Copy !req
528. Now what do I have to doCopy !req
529. to put you two
in a relationship today?Copy !req
530. Uh. Cars can
go on empty,Copy !req
531. but not us humans,
huh, fella?Copy !req
532. I'll get us a couple
of Twix bars.Copy !req
533. No. No coconut
for me.Copy !req
534. No. No coconut
for me.Copy !req
535. All right. I'll get you
a Mounds bar.Copy !req
536. Keep the engine running.Copy !req
537. No, man. Not the gas.Copy !req
538. But it needs it, Kramer.
It needs it bad.Copy !req
539. You think that this will
make you happy?Copy !req
540. 'Cause it won't!Copy !req
541. Oh, you should just
go on without me.Copy !req
542. Listen to me.Copy !req
543. When that car rolls
into that dealershipCopy !req
544. and that tank
is bone-dry,Copy !req
545. I want you to be there with me,
when everyone says,Copy !req
546. I want you to be there with me,
when everyone says,Copy !req
547. "Kramer and that other guy,Copy !req
548. "oh, they went farther
to the left of the slashCopy !req
549. than anyone ever dreamed."Copy !req
550. Maybe we'd better
get moving.Copy !req
551. It's good to have
you back, Stan.Copy !req
552. It's Rick, by the way.Copy !req
553. No time!Copy !req
554. Mr. Costanza,Copy !req
555. I really don't
have time for this.Copy !req
556. Now, if this mechanic guy
was, in fact,Copy !req
557. eating a 5th Avenue bar,
as he claims...Copy !req
558. wouldn't you agree
he would have no problemCopy !req
559. wouldn't you agree
he would have no problemCopy !req
560. picking one out
from a candy lineup?Copy !req
561. Candy lineup?Copy !req
562. I've spent the last hour
preparing 10 candy bars,Copy !req
563. with no wrappers or
identification of any kind,Copy !req
564. for him to select from.Copy !req
565. Took you an hour?Copy !req
566. Only I hold the answer keyCopy !req
567. to their true
candy identities.Copy !req
568. And so, without
further ado...Copy !req
569. I give you...Copy !req
570. the candy lineup.Copy !req
571. Hey, Willie,
check it out.Copy !req
572. Hey, Willie,
check it out.Copy !req
573. Free candy!Copy !req
574. That's my candy
lineup!Copy !req
575. Where are
all my cards? They're—Copy !req
576. They're all
on the floor.Copy !req
577. And you!Copy !req
578. How many Twix does that
make for you today?Copy !req
579. Like, eight Twix?Copy !req
580. No.Copy !req
581. Hey, this Clark bar
is good.Copy !req
582. It's a Twix.Copy !req
583. They're all Twix!Copy !req
584. It was a setup!
A setup, I tell you!Copy !req
585. And you've ruined it!Copy !req
586. You've all
screwed me again!Copy !req
587. Now gimme one.
Gimme a Twix.Copy !req
588. They're all gone.Copy !req
589. Twix!Copy !req
590. What was
that?Copy !req
591. There's a mental hospital
right near here.Copy !req
592. All right.
Elaine, David,Copy !req
593. I believe we have a deal
here in principle.Copy !req
594. Arby's no more
than once a month.Copy !req
595. And in exchange, Elaine
comes to your softball gameCopy !req
596. and doesn't read
a book.Copy !req
597. Hm.
Well, that's not bad.Copy !req
598. I can live with that.Copy !req
599. So you're back
together?Copy !req
600. Yeah.Copy !req
601. All right. All right,
all right. That's enough.Copy !req
602. All right. All right,
all right. That's enough.Copy !req
603. Now, let's get back
to my deal.Copy !req
604. That undercoating. That's
a rip-off, isn't it?Copy !req
605. Oh. We don't even
know what it is.Copy !req
606. So I'm getting
the insider's deal.Copy !req
607. Insider's deal.Copy !req
608. High-five.Copy !req
609. There's the dealer!Copy !req
610. Hey!Copy !req
611. We did it. We
pulled it off.Copy !req
612. I can't believe it.
Where's the needle?Copy !req
613. Oh, it broke off,
baby.Copy !req
614. Oh, Mr. Kramer,
I gotta thank you.
Huh?Copy !req
615. I— I learned a lot.Copy !req
616. Things are gonna be
different for me now.Copy !req
617. Well, that's
a weird thing to say.Copy !req
618. Well, that's
a weird thing to say.Copy !req
619. I wonder how much longer
we could have lasted.Copy !req
620. Yeah, yeah.
I wonder.
Hm.Copy !req
621. Hm.Copy !req
622. This is nice.
What kind of car is this?Copy !req
623. Caprice
Classic.Copy !req
624. You couldn't just give him
one high-five?Copy !req
625. And where does it end?Copy !req
626. Then everyone's
doing it.Copy !req
627. It's like the wave
at ball games,Copy !req
628. air quotes, the phrase
"Don't go there."Copy !req
629. Someone's gotta
take a stand.Copy !req
630. This Arby's is good.Copy !req
631. So, George...Copy !req
632. I still
don't understand.Copy !req
633. How was that a setup?Copy !req
634. And who were you trying
to set up anyway,Copy !req
635. the mechanic
or the manager?Copy !req
636. I don't know.Copy !req
637. I don't know.Copy !req
638. All of them.
They're all crooks.Copy !req
639. Besides,
I couldn't getCopy !req
640. all different
candy bars anyway.Copy !req
641. What was that?Copy !req
642. I think there'sCopy !req
643. a mental hospital
near here.Copy !req
644. Yeah.
Very near.Copy !req
645. Yahoo!Copy !req
646. Yahoo.Copy !req
647. Well, I think
we stopped.Copy !req
648. Mm, you can probably
let go of my hand now.Copy !req
649. Mm. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
650. Well, I'll think
about it.Copy !req
651. Do you have my card?Copy !req
652. A nickel.Copy !req