1. What is Holland?Copy !req
2. What do you mean,
what is it?Copy !req
3. It's a country
right next to Belgium.Copy !req
4. No.
That's the Netherlands.Copy !req
5. Holland is
the Netherlands.Copy !req
6. Then who are the Dutch?Copy !req
7. You know, I cannot
stand this thing anymore.Copy !req
8. I know. I hate it too.Copy !req
9. I feel like
an out-of-work porn star.Copy !req
10. I told you, we should've
taken some kind of vacation.Copy !req
11. I told you, we should've
taken some kind of vacation.Copy !req
12. Well, why didn't we?Copy !req
13. Because you said
this would be better.Copy !req
14. Remember?Copy !req
15. "A vacation
from ourselves."Copy !req
16. That's what you said.Copy !req
17. What if we
grew muttonchops?
No.Copy !req
18. Buzz cuts?
Parachute pants!Copy !req
19. Stop it, George.
Stop it!Copy !req
20. I'm sorry.Copy !req
21. You've gotta get a job.Copy !req
22. Damn it.Copy !req
23. Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
24. Check me out. Huh?Copy !req
25. No more crutches.
That must be a relief.Copy !req
26. Yeah. With crutches,
everyone has questions.Copy !req
27. Not with the cane?Copy !req
28. Nah. With crutches,
it's a funny story.Copy !req
29. With a cane,
it's a sad story.Copy !req
30. You through with those?Copy !req
31. That is a sad story.Copy !req
32. Hey, you should've
been here tonight.Copy !req
33. Some guy from NBC
saw my set.Copy !req
34. He wants me
to do a showcase.Copy !req
35. I might have another shot
at a pilot.Copy !req
36. All right!
We're back in!Copy !req
37. We? No.Copy !req
38. We? No.Copy !req
39. Ladies and gentlemen,
Kenny Bania.Copy !req
40. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
41. Hey, Jerry,
did you see me up there?Copy !req
42. I was killin', Jerry. Killin'.Copy !req
43. I killed.Copy !req
44. You killed?Copy !req
45. Killed.Copy !req
46. I'm gonna go
pick up some chicks.Copy !req
47. Good-lookin' ones too.Copy !req
48. Hey, what's your name?Copy !req
49. Yeah, he killed.Copy !req
50. Because I killed first
and warmed up the crowd.Copy !req
51. He's like that fishCopy !req
52. that attaches himself
to the shark.Copy !req
53. And you're the shark?Copy !req
54. Yeah, I'm the shark,Copy !req
55. and he's the fish
eating my laughs.Copy !req
56. and he's the fish
eating my laughs.Copy !req
57. I don't know how a fish
could eat laughs.Copy !req
58. Well, I'm glad
I brought it up.Copy !req
59. So you got any
shredded coconut?Copy !req
60. We're not doin' that anymore.Copy !req
61. Uh— Right— Yeah—Copy !req
62. Oh, my God.Copy !req
63. What?
I got a job interview.Copy !req
64. They wanna see me
this afternoon.Copy !req
65. So what's this job?Copy !req
66. Oh, it's beautiful.
It's in sports.Copy !req
67. Oh, it's beautiful.
It's in sports.Copy !req
68. Knicks? Rangers?Copy !req
69. Playground equipment.Copy !req
70. Welcome back to the show.Copy !req
71. Ah-ha-ha!Copy !req
72. Yeah, this is better.Copy !req
73. Yeah.Copy !req
74. So you got
any shredded coconut?Copy !req
75. No.Copy !req
76. I gotta hobble.Copy !req
77. Ya-ta-ta-ta-ta!Copy !req
78. I gotta switch
shaving creams.Copy !req
79. I'm gettin' no protection.Copy !req
80. What kind do you use?Copy !req
81. Whatever you get.Copy !req
82. Look, postcard from Elaine
from Europe.Copy !req
83. Oh. Don't tell me
she's draggin'Copy !req
84. another poor guy
across Europe.Copy !req
85. Remember David Puddy?Copy !req
86. Oh, the face-painting
auto mechanic.Copy !req
87. So she's
dating him again, huh?Copy !req
88. Oh, I guess
she's batted around,Copy !req
89. and she's back
at the top of the order.Copy !req
90. Boy, a month in Europe
with Elaine.Copy !req
91. That guy's comin' home
in a body bag.Copy !req
92. Well, let's see.Copy !req
93. I've got a 10 kroner,
a 5 kroner,Copy !req
94. A 20 kroner—Copy !req
95. A 20 kroner—Copy !req
96. No, wait.Copy !req
97. That's another
10 kroner.Copy !req
98. "Femty kroner."Copy !req
99. How much is that?Copy !req
100. We have to break up.Copy !req
101. What?
I can't take this anymore!Copy !req
102. I don't wanna hear
how interestingCopy !req
103. the change
with the hole in it is!Copy !req
104. If you tell me what time
it is in New York again,Copy !req
105. you are going home
in a body bag!Copy !req
106. Well, what about you?
What do you thinkCopy !req
107. the Gap in Rome has that's
not in the Gap on Broadway?Copy !req
108. Okay. All right. Listen.Copy !req
109. Forget about the Gap
because we are through!Copy !req
110. Forget about the Gap
because we are through!Copy !req
111. Fine.
Fine!Copy !req
112. Okay.
Terminal three.Copy !req
113. Have
a nice flight.Copy !req
114. MAN
Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
115. our flight time with stopovers
will be approximately 22 hours.Copy !req
116. Hey, you gonna bust out
that drink cart or what?Copy !req
117. Hey, what are you doin'?Copy !req
118. I'm taking this lace out.Copy !req
119. It came undone and touched
the floor of a men's room.Copy !req
120. That's the end of that.Copy !req
121. Did you see Bania's set
last night?Copy !req
122. Did you see Bania's set
last night?Copy !req
123. 'Cause I read on the internet
he killed.Copy !req
124. "He killed."Copy !req
125. He only does well
when he has me for a lead-in.Copy !req
126. He's a time-slot hit.Copy !req
127. Jerry, you gotta
give him some credit.Copy !req
128. I mean, you're just
being totally ridiculous.Copy !req
129. I'll see you later,
buddy.Copy !req
130. Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait a minute.Copy !req
131. What, what, what?Copy !req
132. Do I have to ask?Copy !req
133. Well, I ran out of butter,
so I had to borrow yours.Copy !req
134. Well, I ran out of butter,
so I had to borrow yours.Copy !req
135. Anything else, Mr. Nosy?Copy !req
136. Why are you
buttering your face?Copy !req
137. I'm shavin' with it.Copy !req
138. Oh, Moses,
smell the roses.Copy !req
139. No, Jerry,
it's vastly superiorCopy !req
140. to any commercial
shaving cream.Copy !req
141. I mean, the shave
is close and clean,Copy !req
142. and the natural emollients
keep my skin silky-smooth.Copy !req
143. Now, feel my face.Copy !req
144. No.
No, feel it.Copy !req
145. I don't want to.
Feel it.Copy !req
146. Feel it!Copy !req
147. That is close.Copy !req
148. I got the job?Copy !req
149. George, everybody here
at Play NowCopy !req
150. is very impressed
with you,Copy !req
151. but I'm sure you've
heard that before.Copy !req
152. Well...Copy !req
153. no.Copy !req
154. I don't want you to thinkCopy !req
155. that anyone's going to
treat you any differentlyCopy !req
156. just because of your,
uh, ahem, handicap.Copy !req
157. Handicap? Oh.Copy !req
158. I'm not handicapped.Copy !req
159. I'm sorry.Copy !req
160. Differently, uh...Copy !req
161. Differently, uh...Copy !req
162. um, advantaged?Copy !req
163. See, I—I didn't
mean that.Copy !req
164. Of course,
you will haveCopy !req
165. your own private,
fully equipped bathroom.Copy !req
166. When do I start?Copy !req
167. Oh, whenever you feel
that you're able.Copy !req
168. Uh, ahem, you
need a hand here?Copy !req
169. Yeah, what the hell?Copy !req
170. You got the job?Copy !req
171. Jerry, it's fantastic.Copy !req
172. I love the people there.
They treat me so great.Copy !req
173. I love the people there.
They treat me so great.Copy !req
174. They think
I'm handicapped.Copy !req
175. They gave me this incredible
office, a great view.Copy !req
176. Hold on.
They think you're handicapped?Copy !req
177. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
178. Yeah, well,
because of the cane.Copy !req
179. You should see the bathroom
they gave me.Copy !req
180. How can you do this?Copy !req
181. Look, Jerry, let's face it.Copy !req
182. I've always been handicapped.Copy !req
183. I'm just now getting
the recognition for it.Copy !req
184. Name one thing I have
that puts meCopy !req
185. in a position
of advantage, huh?Copy !req
186. There was a guy that worked
at the Yankees, no arms!Copy !req
187. He got more work done than
I did, made more money.Copy !req
188. He had a wife, a-a family!Copy !req
189. He had a wife, a-a family!Copy !req
190. Drove a better car than I did.Copy !req
191. He drove a car with no arms?Copy !req
192. All right, I made up
the part about the car,Copy !req
193. but the rest is true.Copy !req
194. And he hated me anyway!Copy !req
195. You know how hard it's getting
just to tell people I know you?Copy !req
196. I love that bathroom.Copy !req
197. It's got
that high, high toilet.Copy !req
198. I feel like a gargoyle perched
on the ledge of a building.Copy !req
199. Hey.Copy !req
200. They hooked me up.Copy !req
201. What's with all the butter?Copy !req
202. I'm shaving with it, and
you know what I discovered?Copy !req
203. You can eat it?Copy !req
204. No.Copy !req
205. No.Copy !req
206. My face feels so good,Copy !req
207. I'm gonna use it
all over my body.Copy !req
208. Oh, my God,
it's Bania and Jenna!Copy !req
209. Who?
The toothbrush
in the toilet bowl.Copy !req
210. Hey, Jerry!Copy !req
211. This is Jenna.Copy !req
212. Pretty good-lookin',
huh?Copy !req
213. Uh, Jerry is the guy
that I dated right before you.Copy !req
214. Oh.Copy !req
215. This is awkward.Copy !req
216. Don't worry, Kenny.Copy !req
217. After dating Jerry...Copy !req
218. you're a pleasure.Copy !req
219. I don't believe this.Copy !req
220. You miss her, don't you?Copy !req
221. No!Copy !req
222. He's ridin'
my coattails again.Copy !req
223. He's gettin'
everything off of me.Copy !req
224. First laughs, now ladies.Copy !req
225. You miss her.Copy !req
226. You know, I think, ultimately,Copy !req
227. I'm upset with myself.Copy !req
228. I knew what I was
getting into.Copy !req
229. She's a bitter,
unstable person.Copy !req
230. I mean,
the sex was good,Copy !req
231. which I'm sure
was fine for her...Copy !req
232. but I need more.Copy !req
233. Hey, you believin' this?Copy !req
234. Excuse me.Copy !req
235. Excuse me.Copy !req
236. I-I was—
I was sleeping.Copy !req
237. Well, you missed
quite a performance.Copy !req
238. That's my apple juice.Copy !req
239. Someone's cookin'.Copy !req
240. Hello, Jerry.Copy !req
241. Hello, Newman.Copy !req
242. You know, old friend,Copy !req
243. sometimes I ponder
this silly gulf between us,Copy !req
244. and I say why?Copy !req
245. Are we really so different?Copy !req
246. For what is—?Copy !req
247. I'm not the one
doin' the cooking, Newman.Copy !req
248. Damn you, Seinfeld!Copy !req
249. You useless pustule!Copy !req
250. Well, somebody's got
somethin' on the griddle.Copy !req
251. Maybe it's Kramer.Copy !req
252. Nah, he's up on the roofCopy !req
253. gettin' some sun
with the butter.Copy !req
254. Oh, no!Copy !req
255. Butter?Copy !req
256. This is
the femty kroner.Copy !req
257. Ohhh.Copy !req
258. You know,
my last boyfriend,Copy !req
259. he had a real kroner
comprehension problem.Copy !req
260. You know what I mean?Copy !req
261. A real cement-head.Copy !req
262. David,
you are so funny.Copy !req
263. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
264. Hey. What are
you doing?Copy !req
265. It's a long flight,
Elaine.Copy !req
266. I had to get on
with my life.Copy !req
267. By making time with some floozy
across the aisle?Copy !req
268. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
269. What's going on over there
with you and, uh...Copy !req
270. Vegetable Lasagna?Copy !req
271. This guy?
Oh, he's an idiot.Copy !req
272. This guy?
Oh, he's an idiot.Copy !req
273. He doesn't mean
anything to me.Copy !req
274. I can
hear you.Copy !req
275. Well, she doesn't
mean anything to me.Copy !req
276. If it were up to me,
we'd be together.Copy !req
277. Well, maybe I feel the same way.Copy !req
278. Okay.
Okay, so now what?Copy !req
279. Let's make out.Copy !req
280. Kramer!Copy !req
281. Yeah.Copy !req
282. Oh, man.Copy !req
283. I think I cooked myself.Copy !req
284. Look at your skin!Copy !req
285. Oh, stick a fork in me, Jerry...Copy !req
286. I'm done.Copy !req
287. Whew.Copy !req
288. I'm fried.Copy !req
289. Technically,
you're sautéed.Copy !req
290. So, what're you
doin' for that?Copy !req
291. Well, I just gotta keep my skin
moist so I don't dry out.Copy !req
292. Is that what
the doctor said?Copy !req
293. No. I read an article
in Bon Appetit magazine.Copy !req
294. I'll see you, man.
See you.Copy !req
295. Hey, Kramer.
Hey, buddy.Copy !req
296. Mmm. Game hen?Copy !req
297. Kind of.Copy !req
298. Nice limp. You bringin'
your work home with you?Copy !req
299. Nice limp. You bringin'
your work home with you?Copy !req
300. No, I fake limp on my right.Copy !req
301. This is a real limp because
I sprained my ankle.Copy !req
302. What happened?Copy !req
303. Well...Copy !req
304. I was butterin' myself up
for a nice shave—Copy !req
305. Oh, not you too.Copy !req
306. I must've dripped some
on the floor,Copy !req
307. and I slipped, and...Copy !req
308. You know what's good for that?Copy !req
309. Relish.Copy !req
310. Hello.Copy !req
311. Yeah, this is Jerry Seinfeld.Copy !req
312. What?Copy !req
313. No!Copy !req
314. No!Copy !req
315. No, no, no!Copy !req
316. No, no, no!Copy !req
317. Thank you.Copy !req
318. I don't believe this.Copy !req
319. They've added Bania
to the network showcase,Copy !req
320. and he's goin' on
right after me.Copy !req
321. Well, so what? He's got
a couple of good jokes.Copy !req
322. Oh, like what, Ovaltine?Copy !req
323. Why do dogs
drink out of the toilet?Copy !req
324. Shopping carts
with one bad wheel?Copy !req
325. That's true.
That always happens to me.Copy !req
326. You think that's funny?Copy !req
327. I don't know, I like stuffCopy !req
328. you don't have to
think about too much.Copy !req
329. You like Bania's act.Copy !req
330. You're a closet Bania fan.Copy !req
331. Maybe I am.Copy !req
332. Maybe I am.Copy !req
333. Oh, I'm gonna puke.Copy !req
334. Puke! That's a funny word,
"puke."Copy !req
335. Puke.Copy !req
336. Ah, you don't have to
think about that.Copy !req
337. I can't believe
we broke up like that.Copy !req
338. It was stupid.Copy !req
339. Do you want
something to read?Copy !req
340. No, I'm good.Copy !req
341. Are you gonna
take a nap or—?Copy !req
342. Nah.Copy !req
343. You just gonna
sit there,Copy !req
344. staring at the back
of the seat?Copy !req
345. Yeah.Copy !req
346. That's it!Copy !req
347. I cannot take this!Copy !req
348. I cannot take this!Copy !req
349. I mean, look at this.
Nothing has changed.Copy !req
350. We've been back together
two hours,Copy !req
351. we're having the same problems
we had 12 hours ago!Copy !req
352. Oh, tell me about it.Copy !req
353. I don't know why
I ever took you back.Copy !req
354. Oh, please! I took you back!Copy !req
355. You know it, I know it,Copy !req
356. Vegetable Lasagna here
knows it.Copy !req
357. Please, please.
I don't want to get involved.Copy !req
358. Oh, I hope a giant mountain
rises out of the ocean,Copy !req
359. and we just ram
right into it,Copy !req
360. and end this whole thing!Copy !req
361. Oh, God.Copy !req
362. Ow!Copy !req
363. Owww!Copy !req
364. Owww!Copy !req
365. How much longer you gonna be?
I'm starvin' here!Copy !req
366. Well, just a few more squirts...Copy !req
367. 'cause I gotta stay juicy.Copy !req
368. That smell...Copy !req
369. it's still with you, huh?Copy !req
370. Oh, yeah.
It's baked on in.Copy !req
371. Hey, put another
stick of butter in.Copy !req
372. Yeah, yeah.
Would ya?Copy !req
373. Yeah. Stir it up
so it'll melt.Copy !req
374. Fine.Copy !req
375. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
376. Ooh, that feels good.Copy !req
377. Yeah.
Now I'm simmering, huh?Copy !req
378. I-I'll meet you
at the coffee shop!Copy !req
379. Good morning, George.Copy !req
380. Good morning, sir.Copy !req
381. Is there something wrong
with your other leg?Copy !req
382. No, no.
Just the old handicap acting up.Copy !req
383. But your cane's
on the wrong side.Copy !req
384. Oh, well, that's, uh...Copy !req
385. That's just 'cause we're
standing on opposite sides.Copy !req
386. Huh?Copy !req
387. Huh?Copy !req
388. Yeah. See, when we met,Copy !req
389. I was over there,
and you were over here,Copy !req
390. so the image was reversed
like in the mirror, you see?Copy !req
391. See, this looks right
to you, doesn't it?Copy !req
392. Uh... yeah, I guess.Copy !req
393. But... see, here.Copy !req
394. Right.Copy !req
395. Wrong.Copy !req
396. Right.Copy !req
397. Wrong.Copy !req
398. Right.Copy !req
399. Right. Wrong.Copy !req
400. Will you stop it, George?Copy !req
401. J-j-just stop it!Copy !req
402. I think I can see
what's going on here.Copy !req
403. I think I can see
what's going on here.Copy !req
404. Well, you're not gonna
believe what happened.Copy !req
405. You mugged Stephen Hawking?Copy !req
406. Play Now thinks I've
got problems in both legs.Copy !req
407. My own personal Rascal,
Jerry.Copy !req
408. On the house.Copy !req
409. On the house.Copy !req
410. Well, it must be
comforting to knowCopy !req
411. you'll be going
straight to hellCopy !req
412. at no more than
three miles an hour.Copy !req
413. Hello.Copy !req
414. Jerry.
Hey, Lanie.Copy !req
415. How's the trip goin'?
Oh, it's awful.Copy !req
416. This trip was
a huge mistake! Huge!Copy !req
417. Please stop shouting!
I can't take it!Copy !req
418. Who's that?Copy !req
419. It's Vegetable Lasagna.
Who?Copy !req
420. Vegetable Lasagna!Copy !req
421. My name isCopy !req
422. Magnus.Copy !req
423. Magnus.Copy !req
424. Shut up, or I'll
snap you in halfCopy !req
425. and stuff you
in the overhead!Copy !req
426. Uh, get me some
duty-free Kahlua.Copy !req
427. How's the trip?Copy !req
428. Sounded good.Copy !req
429. Well... gotta motor.Copy !req
430. Hey, if you got any juice left,Copy !req
431. you might wanna roll by
the big showcase tonight.Copy !req
432. Oh, you still goin' on
in front of Bania, huh?Copy !req
433. That's right,
and I'll tell you what.Copy !req
434. I'm feelin' a little off.Copy !req
435. What're you talkin' about?Copy !req
436. You're not!Copy !req
437. That's right.Copy !req
438. I'm takin' a dive.Copy !req
439. You're throwin' the set?Copy !req
440. I'm layin' down!Copy !req
441. Then we'll see
how he does up thereCopy !req
442. Then we'll see
how he does up thereCopy !req
443. without all the assistance.Copy !req
444. Listen, Jerry,
with all due respect,Copy !req
445. Bania's voice is the voice
of a new generation.Copy !req
446. My generation!Copy !req
447. We're four months apart.Copy !req
448. Nevertheless!Copy !req
449. His time has come.Copy !req
450. Now, if you will kindly
help me unwedge my front wheel,Copy !req
451. I'll be on my way.Copy !req
452. Butter.Copy !req
453. Kramer.Copy !req
454. Butter.Copy !req
455. Kramer.Copy !req
456. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
457. Ah!Copy !req
458. Jerry, what are you doing?Copy !req
459. George tells me
you're gonna throw your set?Copy !req
460. That's right, Choochie.Copy !req
461. Let's see how Bania does
without the cushy time slot.Copy !req
462. Let's see how Bania does
without the cushy time slot.Copy !req
463. Ladies and gentlemen,
Jerry Seinfeld!Copy !req
464. If you'll excuse me...Copy !req
465. Whoa, man!Copy !req
466. Hey, everybody!
Who's ready to laugh?Copy !req
467. Oh, man.Copy !req
468. And what's the deal
with lampshades?Copy !req
469. Yeah!Copy !req
470. I mean, if it's a lamp,
why do you want shade?Copy !req
471. And what's with
people gettin' sick?Copy !req
472. Yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
473. Yeah, yeah, yeah!Copy !req
474. I mean, what's the deal
with cancer?Copy !req
475. I have cancer!Copy !req
476. Uh-oh. Tough crowd.Copy !req
477. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
478. You dented my ride!Copy !req
479. What you got there,
the, uh, four volt?Copy !req
480. I did you a favor.Copy !req
481. How about I do you a favor
upside your head?Copy !req
482. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
483. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
484. Hey!Copy !req
485. Get the bikes!Copy !req
486. Ouch.Copy !req
487. Well, that wasn't so bad.Copy !req
488. What are you talkin' about?
I bombed!Copy !req
489. Well, you had some good stuff.Copy !req
490. The cancer bit.Copy !req
491. It was edgy,
not my sort of thing,Copy !req
492. but some of those people out
there, they really liked it.Copy !req
493. Like who?Copy !req
494. Well, that guy
who yelled out.Copy !req
495. Well, that guy
who yelled out.Copy !req
496. He had cancer.Copy !req
497. And laughter
is the best medicine.Copy !req
498. Hey, sorry, Kenny.Copy !req
499. I guess you got your work
cut out for you.Copy !req
500. Ladies and gentlemen,
Kenny Bania!Copy !req
501. Jeez!Copy !req
502. Where were you?Copy !req
503. Jerry, he could've
used your laugh.Copy !req
504. He was a big turkey
up there.Copy !req
505. Turkey?Copy !req
506. A big fat turkey.Copy !req
507. I'm sorry I missed that.Copy !req
508. Let me tell ya,
he worked so hard,Copy !req
509. and then
he just blows—Copy !req
510. What is this, oregano?Copy !req
511. What is this, oregano?Copy !req
512. Look at me!Copy !req
513. I'm all covered in
oregano and parmesan,Copy !req
514. and it's stickin' to me
because of the butter!Copy !req
515. Look at me!Copy !req
516. Yeah.Copy !req
517. Hold this.Copy !req
518. What is this?
Parsley?Copy !req
519. Yeah.Copy !req
520. Ah, the sweet stench
of failure.Copy !req
521. Ah, he bit me!Copy !req
522. Get off me!Copy !req
523. Get off me!Copy !req
524. Come on!Copy !req
525. You stupid
two-hour battery!Copy !req
526. Now I got ya!Copy !req
527. Ah!Copy !req
528. George?Copy !req
529. Your legs!Copy !req
530. Are you
a religious man, sir?Copy !req
531. No.Copy !req
532. Eat hickory!
Ah!Copy !req
533. Hey, Jerry.
Did you see it?Copy !req
534. Ouch.Copy !req
535. Kenny!
There you are.Copy !req
536. Jay Chermack and
Stu Crespi from NBC.Copy !req
537. Listen, Kenny,
really funny out there.Copy !req
538. What?Copy !req
539. That thing you didCopy !req
540. having the two guys
running through?Copy !req
541. having the two guys
running through?Copy !req
542. I love stuff you don't have
to think too much about.Copy !req
543. Give us a call.Copy !req
544. We wanna be in
the Kenny Bania business.Copy !req
545. By the way, Jerry,
the suspenders?Copy !req
546. A little hacky.Copy !req
547. How about that, Jerry?Copy !req
548. First you had a pilot on NBC,Copy !req
549. and now I'll have one.Copy !req
550. Looks like
I'm followin' you again.Copy !req
551. Oh, I'm gonna puke.Copy !req
552. Puke.Copy !req
553. That's a funny word.Copy !req
554. Can I use that?Copy !req
555. David, this has been
the worst month of my life,Copy !req
556. and if I never see you again,
it'll be too soon.Copy !req
557. Ditto.Copy !req
558. Oh, that's original.Copy !req
559. Go to hell.Copy !req
560. 86th and Broadway, please.Copy !req
561. I'm sorry, lady.
There's a cab shortage.Copy !req
562. The transit police are
makin' everyone share.Copy !req
563. Oh, no.Copy !req
564. Hello!Copy !req
565. Oh, no.Copy !req
566. I'm sorry.Copy !req
567. I'm sorry.Copy !req
568. Nooooo!Copy !req