1. - I wouldn't walk over there.
- Why not?Copy !req
2. Because it's the most dangerous part
of the sidewalk.Copy !req
3. A cab hops a curb:Copy !req
4. You've had your last egg sandwich.Copy !req
5. What about over there? You know,
air conditioners fall out all the time.Copy !req
6. I'd much rather get hit by an 80-pound
air conditioner than a two-ton cab.Copy !req
7. No, no, cab's coming up right here.Copy !req
8. Set of plastic hips, prosthetic legs...Copy !req
9. a monkey to answer the phone,
I'm back in business.Copy !req
10. I'd much rather take one in the head,
like I did in '79.Copy !req
11. You were living
in the Village then, right?Copy !req
12. I don't really remember.Copy !req
13. Toxic-waste green.Copy !req
14. That is disgusting.Copy !req
15. You know, revulsion has now become
a valid form of attraction.Copy !req
16. Well, then, you're driving me wild.Copy !req
17. I had them done for
the big Peterman bash I'm throwing.Copy !req
18. Why are you having a party?Copy !req
19. Oh, I drive my people hard,
and then I reward them.Copy !req
20. - Like with dogs.
- Yeah, exactly.Copy !req
21. Party?Copy !req
22. - Yeah.
- Food?Copy !req
23. - Bar?
- Yeah.Copy !req
24. George?Copy !req
25. He's gonna show up anyway.Copy !req
26. George, I just don't
want you interfering.Copy !req
27. How could I possibly interfere?Copy !req
28. Isn't that what Jack Ruby said?Copy !req
29. These are fantastic. Fantastic.Copy !req
30. You know, I'd love to get a jump
on the next batch.Copy !req
31. Where do you come out of?Copy !req
32. She's been ignoring this section
all evening.Copy !req
33. - Quesadilla?
- No thanks.Copy !req
34. - Hi, my name is George.
- Anna.Copy !req
35. I don't recall seeing you
around the office.Copy !req
36. Do you work in the mailroom?Copy !req
37. Not quite. I... I'm a friend
of Elaine Benes.Copy !req
38. Oh, that's nice. Excuse me.Copy !req
39. So...Copy !req
40. How about leading us in a toast?Copy !req
41. Oh, sure.Copy !req
42. Hey, guys, I wanna make a toast.Copy !req
43. Here's to those who wish us well...Copy !req
44. and those who don't
can go to hell.Copy !req
45. All right. Who's dancing?Copy !req
46. Come on, who's dancing?Copy !req
47. You want...? You want me to get it
started? I'll get it started. All right.Copy !req
48. Come on, guys.
What's the holdup?Copy !req
49. Sweet, fancy Moses.Copy !req
50. Hey. You get the tickets?Copy !req
51. - Who needs two?
- Oh, mamacita! Let me see them.Copy !req
52. Special sneak preview
of Death Blow.Copy !req
53. Death Blow. When someone
tries to blow you up...Copy !req
54. not because of who you are...Copy !req
55. but because
of different reasons altogether.Copy !req
56. Yeah? Come on up.Copy !req
57. Hey, Jerry, you think you could get
an extra ticket for my friend Brody?Copy !req
58. Know what I had to go
through to get these?Copy !req
59. But he's a big fan of the genre.Copy !req
60. You know, I'd consider it
a personal favor to me.Copy !req
61. Yeah, I guess I do owe you. Yeah.Copy !req
62. Listen, you want me to stay here
till George gets up?Copy !req
63. - No, I'm okay.
- There's no problem, really.Copy !req
64. I'm fine.Copy !req
65. - He's right in there, boy.
- Yeah, okay.Copy !req
66. Hey, how was the party?Copy !req
67. The food was good.Copy !req
68. Yeah, so, I didn't miss anything?Copy !req
69. Well, actually, you did miss
one little nugget of entertainment.Copy !req
70. Have you ever seen Elaine dance?Copy !req
71. Elaine danced?Copy !req
72. It was more like a full-body
dry heave set to music.Copy !req
73. Did she do the little kicks
and the thumbs?Copy !req
74. - Wait, you mean you know about this?
- For some time.Copy !req
75. It was about five years ago.Copy !req
76. I never knew what to say to her
about it.Copy !req
77. It was one of those problems
I hoped would just go away.Copy !req
78. Well, sometimes you can't help
these people till they hit rock bottom.Copy !req
79. And by then you've lost interest.Copy !req
80. Take a ride with me later.
I borrowed my father's car, '68 GTO.Copy !req
81. What made him get that thing?Copy !req
82. Well, during that period when my folks
were separated, he went a little crazy.Copy !req
83. Not a very long trip.Copy !req
84. - Brody's in.
- I don't even have the extra ticket yet.Copy !req
85. Well, you better get on the horn.Copy !req
86. I'm telling you, Jerry,
I'm getting a vibe.Copy !req
87. If I didn't know better, I'd say the staff
completely lost respect for me.Copy !req
88. How could that be?Copy !req
89. Well, Jerry, I mean,
it's like the feeling is palpable.Copy !req
90. Could it have something
to do with the party?Copy !req
91. No, George was there.
He said he had a great time.Copy !req
92. It's George. I bet you this is
somehow George-related.Copy !req
93. - Oh, what are you talking about?
- He's like a virus.Copy !req
94. He attaches himself
to a healthy host company...Copy !req
95. and the next thing you know,
the entire staff is infected.Copy !req
96. Now you're talking crazy.Copy !req
97. All right. Then, Jerry, if that's not
what it is, you tell me. What is it?Copy !req
98. There's my call waiting,
I gotta get going. Bye-bye.Copy !req
99. Have a minute
to approve some copy?Copy !req
100. Oh, yeah. Sure, sure.Copy !req
101. So did you have a good time
at the party last night?Copy !req
102. It was a real kick.Copy !req
103. Hey, did you happen to speak
to my friend George?Copy !req
104. As a matter of fact, I did.Copy !req
105. Well, listen, you would be wise
to keep your distance from him.Copy !req
106. Why? He seems harmless.Copy !req
107. Oh, he's not. He's very harmful.Copy !req
108. - Really?
- Oh, trust me.Copy !req
109. He's a bad seed,
he's a horrible seed.Copy !req
110. He's one of the worst seeds
I've ever seen.Copy !req
111. And you two are friends?Copy !req
112. Yeah, we're good friends.Copy !req
113. So this Anna called me
from out of the blue.Copy !req
114. - Really? I thought you were rebuffed.
- With extreme prejudice.Copy !req
115. - Maybe Elaine put in a good word.
- No, no. See, that's the thing.Copy !req
116. Anna told me Elaine said I was one
of the worst seeds she'd ever seen.Copy !req
117. Interesting.
She doesn't care for you.Copy !req
118. Then a stern warning.Copy !req
119. Suddenly a phone call.Copy !req
120. Seems Elaine's made you
the bad boy.Copy !req
121. And Anna digs the bad boy.Copy !req
122. I'm the bad boy.Copy !req
123. I've never been the bad boy.Copy !req
124. You've been the bad employee,
the bad son, the bad friend.Copy !req
125. Yes. Yes, yes.Copy !req
126. The bad fiancé, bad dinner guest,
bad credit risk.Copy !req
127. Okay, the point is made.Copy !req
128. The bad date, the bad sport,
the bad citizen.Copy !req
129. The bad tipper.Copy !req
130. Half of show business is here.Copy !req
131. Oh, there's Brody. Brody, over here.Copy !req
132. - Hey, Kramer.
- Yeah.Copy !req
133. And you must be Jerry.
Thanks for the ticket.Copy !req
134. That's quite a feedbag
you're working on there.Copy !req
135. It's for all of us. Is there a problem?Copy !req
136. Brody. Brody, come on,
he's just kidding.Copy !req
137. He's a joke maker. Tell him, Jerry.Copy !req
138. I'm a joke maker.Copy !req
139. All right, here we go.Copy !req
140. Death Blow.Copy !req
141. Hey.Copy !req
142. What the hell is he doing?Copy !req
143. Relax, he does that all the time.Copy !req
144. Does what?Copy !req
145. He's making a copy of the movie
for sale on the street.Copy !req
146. May I see you outside
for a moment, please?Copy !req
147. - No, I want to watch the movie.
- Outside!Copy !req
148. Come on.Copy !req
149. - Hey, have you seen Anna?
- Just left to meet your friend George.Copy !req
150. To meet George?Copy !req
151. I knew it. Where did they go?Copy !req
152. - The park, why?
- Don't you see?Copy !req
153. George is in the bloodstream.Copy !req
154. You stay away from him too.Copy !req
155. What do you mean,
bootlegging the movie?Copy !req
156. It's a perfectly legitimate business.Copy !req
157. - It's not legitimate.
- It's a business.Copy !req
158. - Where did you meet this guy?
- Friend of a friend.Copy !req
159. You know Corky Ramirez
up on 94th Street?Copy !req
160. One day he and l
are playing pachinko...Copy !req
161. Kramer.Copy !req
162. Man, we're missing the deathblow!Copy !req
163. I don't believe it.Copy !req
164. You know, I'm not supposed to be
talking to you.Copy !req
165. No one's putting a gun
to your head.Copy !req
166. Do I scare you?Copy !req
167. No.Copy !req
168. A little.Copy !req
169. Nice car.Copy !req
170. Yeah.Copy !req
171. She's a sweet ride.Copy !req
172. Is that your orthopedic back pillow?Copy !req
173. Maybe.Copy !req
174. Well, is it, or isn't it?Copy !req
175. I guess not.Copy !req
176. - Stay away from her.
- Hey, I didn't do nothing.Copy !req
177. - Get in the car.
- But...Copy !req
178. You heard me, young lady.
Get in the car.Copy !req
179. And you! You should know better.Copy !req
180. I don't want you infecting my staff.Copy !req
181. Lighten up.Copy !req
182. Go get them, Death Blow.Copy !req
183. So, Death Blow, we meet again.Copy !req
184. Are you okay?Copy !req
185. I got a cramp.Copy !req
186. Well, it's no wonder.
You ate that entire bag of candy.Copy !req
187. There it goes again.Copy !req
188. Kramer, you gotta drive me home.Copy !req
189. What is going on over here?Copy !req
190. Jerry, finish shooting
the movie for me.Copy !req
191. Are you nuts? No way
I'm holding that thing.Copy !req
192. Jerry, the man is in pain.Copy !req
193. If he didn't lick his fingers
before reaching in the bag...Copy !req
194. we would have eaten some.
Serves him right.Copy !req
195. What are you, some kind
of tough guy?Copy !req
196. Okay. Let's everybody just relax.Copy !req
197. - Jerry, take the camera.
- All right, I'm taking the camera.Copy !req
198. All right, come on, let's go.
Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
199. Oh, man.Copy !req
200. Hey.Copy !req
201. So how was the rest
of Death Blow?Copy !req
202. How was the rest of Death Blow?Copy !req
203. Who got the final deathblow?Copy !req
204. I thought that Hawaiian guy
had it coming to him, huh?Copy !req
205. You make me get a ticket
for this friend...Copy !req
206. and then the guy forces me
to bootleg a movie at gunpoint?Copy !req
207. He's quite a character, isn't he?Copy !req
208. He came by here last night at 3:00
in the morning to pick up the tape.Copy !req
209. I was scared out of my mind.Copy !req
210. I'll get it.Copy !req
211. - Yup.
- It's Brody.Copy !req
212. Yeah, come on up.
It's Brody, he's coming.Copy !req
213. What? Are you crazy?
I don't want to see this guy again.Copy !req
214. Jerry, you did him a favor.Copy !req
215. He probably wants to thank you.Copy !req
216. What if I didn't do it right?Copy !req
217. It's your first time. He'll understand.Copy !req
218. People with guns don't understand.Copy !req
219. That's why they get guns.
Too many misunderstandings.Copy !req
220. - Hey, Brody.
- Hi.Copy !req
221. Jerry, I have to talk to you
about the tape.Copy !req
222. - Yeah.
- I've never seen such beautiful work.Copy !req
223. - What?
- You're a genius.Copy !req
224. The zoom-ins, the framing,
I was enchanted.Copy !req
225. Well...Copy !req
226. I did the best I could.Copy !req
227. I got another project for you.
Here, go ahead.Copy !req
228. It's a movie called Cry, Cry Again.Copy !req
229. I was gonna give it to one of my
other guys, but it's an arty movie...Copy !req
230. and quite frankly,
they don't have the sensibility.Copy !req
231. - May I use your phone?
- Yeah, yeah. It's under the couch.Copy !req
232. Look at you.
You got another gig, huh?Copy !req
233. I don't want another gig.Copy !req
234. I'm not doing this.Copy !req
235. But you have a gift. Look, Jerry,
this is not your little comedy act.Copy !req
236. We're talking feature films here.Copy !req
237. We're talking federal crime here.Copy !req
238. I'll expect that tape
by 3:00 tomorrow.Copy !req
239. - May I borrow this, please?
- Yeah, yeah, sure.Copy !req
240. You need a glove?Copy !req
241. "l pressed through the rushes,
and there...Copy !req
242. the native dancers whirled
before me...Copy !req
243. Iimbs flailing, arms akimbo...Copy !req
244. feet kicking up dust."Copy !req
245. What? What is so funny?Copy !req
246. Sorry, I got hung up.Copy !req
247. At Yankee Stadium.Copy !req
248. This? It's mine.Copy !req
249. Oh, really? Because it looks
a little big for you.Copy !req
250. It looks like something
a short, stocky...Copy !req
251. slow-witted, bald man...Copy !req
252. might wear.Copy !req
253. He's not stocky.Copy !req
254. Who did that? Who did that?Copy !req
255. The French guy fell off his bike.Copy !req
256. Oh, man, that's precious.Copy !req
257. No, no, no...Copy !req
258. no, no, no.Copy !req
259. What were you thinking
when you shot this?Copy !req
260. - What? That's fine.
- You know what this scene is about?Copy !req
261. Yeah, it's about a guy
buying a loaf of bread.Copy !req
262. No. Bread is his soul.Copy !req
263. He's trying to buy back
a loaf of his soul.Copy !req
264. Wha... Where?Copy !req
265. No way you're giving this tape
to Brody and telling him I shot it.Copy !req
266. - He's not gonna know the difference.
- I don't care about Brody.Copy !req
267. I was up on 96th Street today.Copy !req
268. There was a little kid, couldn't
have been more than 10 years old.Copy !req
269. He was asking a street vendor
if he had any other bootlegs...Copy !req
270. that looked as good
as Death Blow.Copy !req
271. That's who I care about.Copy !req
272. The little kid who needs bootlegs...Copy !req
273. because his parent
or guardian won't let him see...Copy !req
274. the excessive violence
and strong sexual content...Copy !req
275. you and I take for granted.Copy !req
276. So you'll do the movie?Copy !req
277. Oh. Oh, man. I sat in gum.Copy !req
278. I have to.Copy !req
279. But I'm gonna need
to storyboard this whole thing.Copy !req
280. - Where are my Magic Markers?
- Right here.Copy !req
281. Well, I have lost
complete control of my staff.Copy !req
282. Why did I let George go
to that party?Copy !req
283. I mean, we were
having so much fun.Copy !req
284. I mean, we were wining,
we were dining, we were dancing.Copy !req
285. Please.Copy !req
286. - What?
- This... thing.Copy !req
287. - It's dancing.
- No, no. That ain't dancing, sally.Copy !req
288. I dance fine.Copy !req
289. You stink.Copy !req
290. He doesn't know
what he's talking about.Copy !req
291. Jerry?Copy !req
292. Jerry?Copy !req
293. I'm a good dancer, right?Copy !req
294. I forgot to make my bed.Copy !req
295. Jerry, do I stink?Copy !req
296. All right. You're beyond stink.Copy !req
297. But I really enjoy dancing.Copy !req
298. And that's not helping either.Copy !req
299. That's why you're having trouble with
your staff, not because of George.Copy !req
300. It's that bad?Copy !req
301. Have you ever seen yourself?Copy !req
302. Please, please. Not in my home.Copy !req
303. I gotta throw this stuff in the laundry.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
304. I have George Costanza
still holding.Copy !req
305. George, hi.Copy !req
306. I have Anna here. There's something
I want to say to both of you.Copy !req
307. Yo, Anna.Copy !req
308. Hi, George, what are you up to?Copy !req
309. You don't wanna know.Copy !req
310. Well, listen, I feel
really horrible about...Copy !req
311. trying to keep you two apart,
and I just wanted to apologize.Copy !req
312. What...? What are you
talking about?Copy !req
313. Well, George, I just want you
to hear me say to Anna...Copy !req
314. that you're a good
and decent person.Copy !req
315. Pick up the phone, Elaine.
Pick it up.Copy !req
316. I never should have given Anna
the impression...Copy !req
317. - Pick it up!
- You're a bad seed...Copy !req
318. I mean, you're a fine seed.Copy !req
319. Elaine, get off the speaker!Copy !req
320. - What?
- You are ruining everything.Copy !req
321. What? I'm trying to help.
Why are you being so difficult?Copy !req
322. Yeah, yeah. That's it. More of that.
Difficult, I'm a difficult seed.Copy !req
323. George, I don't have time for this.Copy !req
324. Anna, do you want to
talk to George?Copy !req
325. - No, I don't think so.
- No, she doesn't want to.Copy !req
326. - Okay. Bye, George, we'll see you.
- I'm a bad man.Copy !req
327. So where's the tape?Copy !req
328. Oh, no, I didn't shoot this one.
I'm just scouting the location.Copy !req
329. - I need the tape.
- You'll get your tape.Copy !req
330. But here's what I need.
I'm gonna need three cameras...Copy !req
331. two on the floor, one in the balcony,
and I want headsets...Copy !req
332. for the guys running them.
I want to be able to talk to them.Copy !req
333. Are you out of your mind?Copy !req
334. - Kramer, l... You know...
- Yeah. I know, Jerry, it's okay.Copy !req
335. Yeah, look, Brody,
Jerry wants to do the bootleg.Copy !req
336. He's dying to do it, but if you don't
make him happy, the work suffers...Copy !req
337. and then nobody's happy.Copy !req
338. Just shoot the damn thing
so I can get it out on the street.Copy !req
339. All right, that's it.
I can't work like this.Copy !req
340. - Jerry...
- I'm off the project.Copy !req
341. Jerry!Copy !req
342. - I want the tape.
- Yeah, l... I know.Copy !req
343. Well, I'm the good boy again.Copy !req
344. Can you believe that?Copy !req
345. They think they can get anyone
to shoot these bootlegs.Copy !req
346. Anna actually has respect
for me now.Copy !req
347. It's all over.Copy !req
348. The whole business has changed.
It's all about money now.Copy !req
349. The sad thing is,
it's the kids that suffer.Copy !req
350. Listen, man, you gotta shoot
this movie for me.Copy !req
351. Brody, he's a reasonable man,
but he's insane.Copy !req
352. I'm not doing this anymore.
I don't know what I was thinking.Copy !req
353. It's illegal, it's dangerous...Copy !req
354. Did you say dangerous?Copy !req
355. I'm a bootlegger.Copy !req
356. - You're a what?
- Bootlegging a movie, baby.Copy !req
357. Isn't that illegal?Copy !req
358. I could do hard time for this one.
And community service.Copy !req
359. Is this your FiberCon?Copy !req
360. Get out of my way!Copy !req
361. Jerry, George got arrested.Copy !req
362. - What?
- Yeah. He went down at the Beekman.Copy !req
363. He tried to lam,
but they cheesed him.Copy !req
364. Oh, now I see.Copy !req
365. - Yeah?
- It's Brody. I'm coming up.Copy !req
366. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
367. Well, I gotta give him something.Copy !req
368. Come on. Where's that tape I shot?Copy !req
369. I think that's it.Copy !req
370. Let's check it out.Copy !req
371. Sweet, fancy Moses.Copy !req
372. Jerry, she taped over
the whole ending.Copy !req
373. - Where's the tape?
- Well, it's...Copy !req
374. - Is that it?
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
375. Here it is, Brody.Copy !req
376. One copy of Cry, Cry Again.Copy !req
377. How'd it turn out?Copy !req
378. - Great.
- Great, yeah.Copy !req
379. Although the whole story
kind of comes apart at the end there.Copy !req
380. Out of nowhere there's this lone
dancer who appears to be injured.Copy !req
381. Yeah. It's a disturbing image.Copy !req
382. Yeah. So you cry,
and then when you see the dancing...Copy !req
383. you cry again.Copy !req
384. It's all right, George.
You'll just pay a fine, and that'll be it.Copy !req
385. Why did the policeman
have to yell at me like that?Copy !req
386. - Anna.
- Oh, thanks for coming to pick me up.Copy !req
387. - I can explain everything.
- All right.Copy !req
388. We'll talk about it at the office.Copy !req
389. - Okay, where's my boy?
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
390. I'm sitting at home reading
a periodical, and this is the call I get?Copy !req
391. My son is a bootlegger?Copy !req
392. Ow, Dad!Copy !req
393. - Who put you up to this? Was it her?
- All right.Copy !req
394. Wait, I think
you've got it backwards.Copy !req
395. George isn't clever enough
to hatch a scheme like this.Copy !req
396. - You got that right.
- What the hell does that mean?Copy !req
397. That means whatever the hell
you want it to mean.Copy !req
398. You saying you want a piece of me?Copy !req
399. I could drop you like a bag of dirt.Copy !req
400. You want a piece of me?Copy !req
401. You got it!Copy !req
402. But he's an old man, Elaine.Copy !req
403. Well, he wrote the check,
and I cashed it.Copy !req
404. Look, here's that bootlegged
Death Blow that I shot.Copy !req
405. - Cry, Cry Again, I want to see that.
- No, you don't.Copy !req
406. - You shot Death Blow?
- Yeah.Copy !req
407. - It was brilliant.
- Thank you.Copy !req
408. - You were big.
- I'm still big.Copy !req
409. It's the bootlegs that got small.Copy !req
410. - How are things at the office? Normal?
- Yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
411. Although I still get the vibe
every once in a while.Copy !req
412. Oh, I wouldn't worry about it.Copy !req