1. Oh, hang on,
let me just pick up a paper.Copy !req
2. Excuse me.Copy !req
3. Would you mind watching my bag
for a minute?Copy !req
4. Yeah, no problem.Copy !req
5. Let's go.Copy !req
6. Well, I gotta watch
this guy's bag.Copy !req
7. For how long?Copy !req
8. Well, I'm sure he'll be back
in a second.Copy !req
9. Hm, nice stuff.Copy !req
10. Come on.Copy !req
11. Uh, excuse me, sir.Copy !req
12. Would you, uh, would you mind
watching my bag for a second?Copy !req
13. Why? So I can stand here
like an idiotCopy !req
14. not knowing
if you'll ever come back?Copy !req
15. Not knowing
if you'll ever come back?Copy !req
16. Where are you going?Copy !req
17. I'm gonna be this guy's friend.Copy !req
18. New clothes?Copy !req
19. Yeah, I did some shopping.
Some, uh, new-clothes shopping.Copy !req
20. Oh, uh, can I borrow your menu?Copy !req
21. Strange, for new pants
there's noticeable wearCopy !req
22. on the buttocks of those chinos.Copy !req
23. Wait, those are the clothes
from the bag.Copy !req
24. The guy never came back.Copy !req
25. He asked you to watch them,
not wear them.Copy !req
26. I'm still watching 'em.Copy !req
27. You look like a tourist.Copy !req
28. All right, all right.
Let me ask you something.Copy !req
29. When do you start to worry
about ear hair?Copy !req
30. When do you start to worry
about ear hair?Copy !req
31. When you hear, like,
a soft rustling.Copy !req
32. Puberty that never stops.Copy !req
33. Ear puberty, nose puberty,
knuckle puberty.Copy !req
34. You gotta be vigilant.Copy !req
35. All right. Let me ask ya this:Copy !req
36. You know where
Walker Street is downtown?Copy !req
37. I got a league meeting there.Copy !req
38. Oh, right, the new job.Copy !req
39. Yeah. How is it?Copy !req
40. I love it.Copy !req
41. New office, new salary.
I'm the new Wilhelm.Copy !req
42. So who's the new you?Copy !req
43. They got an intern
from Francis Lewis High.Copy !req
44. His name is Keith.Copy !req
45. He comes in Mondays
after school.Copy !req
46. He comes in Mondays
after school.Copy !req
47. Hey, Alex. I'm sorry I'm late.Copy !req
48. Have you ordered yet? No.Copy !req
49. I'll be right back.Copy !req
50. Where are you meeting
these women?Copy !req
51. When they get off the bus
at the Port Authority?Copy !req
52. Right here, George. In here.Copy !req
53. Try opening this up.Copy !req
54. You'll find the biggest
dating scene in the world.Copy !req
55. Thanks. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
56. Hey.Copy !req
57. Hey.Copy !req
58. Hey.Copy !req
59. Hi. Where's Jerry?Copy !req
60. Oh, well, uh,
he's in the shower.Copy !req
61. Ya want me to get him?Copy !req
62. No, no, no, no. Um...Copy !req
63. Actually, I kind of need
to speak to you.Copy !req
64. Oh, uh, well, let's sit down.Copy !req
65. Kramer, ahem,Copy !req
66. remember that whole deal
with youCopy !req
67. selling Peterman your stories
for his book,Copy !req
68. and then he gave 'em back
to you?Copy !req
69. Vaguely.Copy !req
70. Well, um, ahem,Copy !req
71. I was kind of, uh, heh-heh,
short on materialCopy !req
72. and, uh, I put 'em
in the book anyway.Copy !req
73. You put my life stories
in his autobiography?Copy !req
74. Kramer, listen,
it is such a stupid book.Copy !req
75. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
76. No, no. Sure it matters.Copy !req
77. Wow.Copy !req
78. I've broken through, huh?Copy !req
79. Yeah, I'm part
of popular culture now.Copy !req
80. Listen, I'd like to thank
Mr. Peterman.Copy !req
81. He's doing a book signing
at Waldenbooks this afternoon.Copy !req
82. Waldenbooks.Copy !req
83. Waldenbooks.Copy !req
84. Oh, that's a major chain, huh?Copy !req
85. Hey, Jerry,
I'm going to Waldenbooks.Copy !req
86. Oh, get out! Get out!Copy !req
87. What?
I don't wanna live like this!Copy !req
88. All right, let's go, huh?Copy !req
89. Mr. Lippman.Copy !req
90. How are you? How are you?Copy !req
91. Well, I'm not bad. Not bad.Copy !req
92. What are you doing here?Copy !req
93. I work for Pundit Publishing.
This is our book.Copy !req
94. Oh. If you can call it that.Copy !req
95. Oh. If you can call it that.Copy !req
96. Why is it every, uh,
half-wit and sitcom starCopy !req
97. has his own book out now?Copy !req
98. Hey, buddy. Remember me?Copy !req
99. You're that gangly fellow
we bought the stories from.Copy !req
100. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just here
to do my part.Copy !req
101. What's your name, darling?Copy !req
102. Who are you?Copy !req
103. Oh, I'm, uh...Copy !req
104. Let me use your pen, will ya?Copy !req
105. I'm the real Peterman.Copy !req
106. All right, playtime's over.Copy !req
107. Relax, man.Copy !req
108. There's enough juice here
to keep us all fat and giggly.Copy !req
109. There's enough juice here
to keep us all fat and giggly.Copy !req
110. I can't believe somebody
pulled the top off this muffin.Copy !req
111. That was me. I'm sorry, I...Copy !req
112. I don't like the stumps.Copy !req
113. So you just eat the tops?Copy !req
114. Oh, yeah, it's the best part.Copy !req
115. It's crunchy. It's explosive.
It's...Copy !req
116. It's where the muffin
breaks free of the panCopy !req
117. and sort of...
does its own thing.Copy !req
118. I'll tell ya, that's a
million-dollar idea right there.Copy !req
119. Just sell the tops.Copy !req
120. Okay. Let's go, slim.
That's enough.Copy !req
121. I have a right to be here.
Come on.Copy !req
122. These are my fans.
Hey, you're hurting my elbow!Copy !req
123. Try looking up, hayseed.Copy !req
124. You wanna sightsee?
Get on a bus.Copy !req
125. Please don't think all
New Yorkers are so rude.Copy !req
126. Oh, well, actually I'm, uh...Copy !req
127. I'm Mary Anne.Copy !req
128. I work for the New York
Visitors Center.Copy !req
129. Where are you visiting from?Copy !req
130. Little Rock, Arkansas.Copy !req
131. Ooh.Copy !req
132. Hm.Copy !req
133. That looks new.Copy !req
134. Peterman has his henchmenCopy !req
135. forcefully eject me
from the book signing.Copy !req
136. Like I'm some sort of maniac.Copy !req
137. Yeah, that... That's too bad.Copy !req
138. Yeah, that... That's too bad.Copy !req
139. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
140. Nothing. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
141. Don't give me that. I know you.Copy !req
142. Something's wrong.
What is it? What happened?Copy !req
143. I did something stupid.Copy !req
144. What did you do?Copy !req
145. Well, I was shaving... Yeah.Copy !req
146. And I noticed an asymmetry
in my chest hair.Copy !req
147. And I was trying to even it out.
And the next thing I knew:Copy !req
148. Gone.Copy !req
149. Don't you know
you're not supposedCopy !req
150. to poke around down there.Copy !req
151. Well, women do it.Copy !req
152. "Well, women do it."Copy !req
153. Well, I'll tell you what.Copy !req
154. I'll pick you up a sundress
and a parasol,Copy !req
155. I'll pick you up a sundress
and a parasol,Copy !req
156. and you can just sashay
your pretty little selfCopy !req
157. around the town square.Copy !req
158. Well, what am I gonna tell Alex?Copy !req
159. Now, you listen to me. You don't
tell anybody about this.Copy !req
160. No one. Ya hear me?Copy !req
161. Mm-hm.Copy !req
162. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
163. Jerry shaved his chest.Copy !req
164. Hey!Copy !req
165. Oh, I forgot. Wait, never mind.Copy !req
166. You couldn't pay me enough
to ride a horse in this city.Copy !req
167. I mean, it's hard enough
to cross the streetCopy !req
168. in a pair of sneakers,
let alone six feet in the airCopy !req
169. on a jittery,
glassy-eyed dinosaur.Copy !req
170. On a jittery,
glassy-eyed dinosaur.Copy !req
171. How about the beach
this weekend?Copy !req
172. Uh, well, you couldn't
pay me enoughCopy !req
173. to go to the beach on a weekend.Copy !req
174. I mean,
it's hard enough to park...Copy !req
175. All right, all right.Copy !req
176. Wow, is that a Mexican hairless?Copy !req
177. I love those.Copy !req
178. Oh, hairless.Copy !req
179. This is where it's at.Copy !req
180. It's so much
smoother and cleaner.Copy !req
181. Really?Copy !req
182. Um, excuse me.Copy !req
183. Are you eating a muffin top?Copy !req
184. Yeah, a muffin-top store
just opened up down the street.Copy !req
185. A muffin-top store?Copy !req
186. A muffin-top store?Copy !req
187. What did I just say?Copy !req
188. "Top of the muffin to you"?Copy !req
189. Top of the muffin to ya.Copy !req
190. Elaine.Copy !req
191. Mr. Lippman?Copy !req
192. So you're pretending
to be a tourist?Copy !req
193. It's beautiful.Copy !req
194. She makes all the plans.Copy !req
195. She makes all the plans.Copy !req
196. I'm not from around here,
so it's okay if I'm stupid.Copy !req
197. And she knows
I'm only in town visiting,Copy !req
198. so there's no messy breakups.Copy !req
199. How do you explain
your apartment?Copy !req
200. I got a hotel room.Copy !req
201. You moved into a hotel?Copy !req
202. Well, I don't know anyone here,
Jerry.Copy !req
203. Where else am I gonna stay?Copy !req
204. So get this:
We're in the park today.Copy !req
205. Alex goes wild
for this hairless dog.Copy !req
206. So?Copy !req
207. So I figured since she likes
one hairless animal,Copy !req
208. why not another?Copy !req
209. Why not another?Copy !req
210. Oh, really? Yes.Copy !req
211. Oh, you tell her you shaved it?Copy !req
212. Are you nuts?
I don't want her to thinkCopy !req
213. I'm one of those
low-rise briefs guysCopy !req
214. who shaves his chest.Copy !req
215. Hey, Jerry!Copy !req
216. I'm starting
a Peterman Reality Bus Tour!Copy !req
217. Check it out!Copy !req
218. Reality tour?Copy !req
219. The last thing this guy
is qualifiedCopy !req
220. to give a tour of is reality.Copy !req
221. This was my idea.Copy !req
222. This was my idea.Copy !req
223. You stole my idea.Copy !req
224. Elaine, these ideas are all
in the air.Copy !req
225. Oh. They're in the air.Copy !req
226. Oh, well, then, if that air
is comin' outta this face,Copy !req
227. then it is my air and my idea.Copy !req
228. You want a muffin or not?Copy !req
229. Peach.Copy !req
230. So I've noticed you don't have
much of an accent.Copy !req
231. Yeah, my parents have it.Copy !req
232. Sometimes it skips a generation.Copy !req
233. So I was thinking maybe tonight
we could go back to my hotel.Copy !req
234. I got SpectraVision.Copy !req
235. I got SpectraVision.Copy !req
236. First five minutes free.Copy !req
237. Look, George,Copy !req
238. I'm really enjoying
spending time with you,Copy !req
239. but I'm not sure
this is gonna work out.Copy !req
240. At some point you're going back
to your job at Tyler ChickenCopy !req
241. and your three-legged dog,
Willy.Copy !req
242. Right. Yeah.Copy !req
243. And I'm still gonna be here.Copy !req
244. Well, what if I told ya
I'm thinking of moving here?Copy !req
245. George, no offense,Copy !req
246. George, no offense,Copy !req
247. but this city
would eat you alive.Copy !req
248. You're moving to New York?Copy !req
249. That's fantastic.Copy !req
250. I can see you all the time now.Copy !req
251. Eat me alive, huh?Copy !req
252. We'll see who can make it
in this town. Ha, ha!Copy !req
253. What is it she thinks
you can't do?Copy !req
254. Find a job, get an apartment.Copy !req
255. How did ya do those things?Copy !req
256. Never mind, they're done.Copy !req
257. All I have to do now
is redo 'em.Copy !req
258. You know, if you take everything
I've accomplishedCopy !req
259. in my entire life and condense
it down into one day,Copy !req
260. in my entire life and condense
it down into one day,Copy !req
261. it looks decent.Copy !req
262. Well... Hey.Copy !req
263. What were you doing
with that bus yesterday?Copy !req
264. Here you go. Here you go.
Check it out.Copy !req
265. "The Real Peterman
Reality Bus Tour."Copy !req
266. I'm confused.Copy !req
267. That Peterman book
is big business.Copy !req
268. People wanna know the stories
behind the stories.Copy !req
269. Nobody wants to go
on a three-hour bus tourCopy !req
270. of a totally unknown person's
life.Copy !req
271. I'm only charging 37.50,Copy !req
272. plus you get a pizza bagel
and dessert.Copy !req
273. Plus you get a pizza bagel
and dessert.Copy !req
274. What's dessert?Copy !req
275. Bite-size 3 Musketeers.Copy !req
276. Just like
the real Peterman eats.Copy !req
277. He eats those?Copy !req
278. No, I eat those.Copy !req
279. I'm the real Peterman.Copy !req
280. I-I don't... Wait a minute.Copy !req
281. I think I understand this.Copy !req
282. J. Peterman is real.
His biography is not.Copy !req
283. Now you, Kramer, are real.Copy !req
284. Talk to me.Copy !req
285. But your life is Peterman's.Copy !req
286. Now, the bus tour,
which is real,Copy !req
287. takes you to places that,
while they are real,Copy !req
288. takes you to places that,
while they are real,Copy !req
289. they are not real in the sense
that they did not really happenCopy !req
290. to the real Peterman,
which is you.Copy !req
291. Understand?Copy !req
292. Yeah, it's 37.50
for a 3 Musketeers.Copy !req
293. There you go.Copy !req
294. Elaine, I'm in over my head.Copy !req
295. Nobody likes my muffin tops.Copy !req
296. So? What do you want
me to do about it?Copy !req
297. You're the muffin-top expert.Copy !req
298. Tell me, uh,
what I'm doing wrong.Copy !req
299. Mr. Lippman,Copy !req
300. when I worked for you
at Pendant PublishingCopy !req
301. I believed in you, you know,
as a man of integrity.Copy !req
302. I believed in you, you know,
as a man of integrity.Copy !req
303. But when I saw you in that
paper hat and that apron...Copy !req
304. What if I cut you in
for 30 percent of the profits?Copy !req
305. Deal. Here's your problem:Copy !req
306. You're making just
the muffin tops.Copy !req
307. What do you mean?Copy !req
308. Ya gotta make the whole muffin.Copy !req
309. Then you...Copy !req
310. pop the top... Uh-huh.Copy !req
311. Toss the stump.Copy !req
312. Taste.Copy !req
313. Taste.Copy !req
314. Hm? Uh-huh.Copy !req
315. Uh-huh. Yeah. So, what do
we do with the bottoms?Copy !req
316. Give them to a soup kitchen.Copy !req
317. It's a good idea.Copy !req
318. And one more thing.Copy !req
319. Uh, do you really think
we need the exclamation point?Copy !req
320. Because it's not,
"Top of the muffin to you!"Copy !req
321. No, no, it is.Copy !req
322. Hey, Jerry.Copy !req
323. What's this?Copy !req
324. Lady Gillette?Copy !req
325. Oh, what's going on?Copy !req
326. Oh, what's going on?Copy !req
327. Hey. What?Copy !req
328. Jeez.
Can't I get a moment's peace?Copy !req
329. What are you doing to yourself?Copy !req
330. I can't stop. Oh.Copy !req
331. Alex thinks
I'm naturally hairless.Copy !req
332. What? You can't keep this up.Copy !req
333. Don't you know
what's gonna happen?Copy !req
334. Every time you shave it,Copy !req
335. it's gonna come in thicker
and fuller and darker.Copy !req
336. Oh, that's an old wives' tale.Copy !req
337. Is it?Copy !req
338. Look at this.Copy !req
339. What is...? What is that?Copy !req
340. Look at it! Look at it!Copy !req
341. Look at it! Look at it!Copy !req
342. It's all me.Copy !req
343. I shaved there
when I was a lifeguard.Copy !req
344. Oh, come on. That's genetic.
That's not gonna happen to me.Copy !req
345. Won't it? Or has it already
started to happen?Copy !req
346. Wow, look at this,
we're cleaning up.Copy !req
347. Oh, Reuben,
get me another tray of, uh,Copy !req
348. low-fat cranberry, please.Copy !req
349. Excuse me.Copy !req
350. I'm Rebecca DeMornay,
from the homeless shelter.Copy !req
351. Oh, hi.Copy !req
352. Are you the ones leaving
those muffin piecesCopy !req
353. Are you the ones leaving
those muffin piecesCopy !req
354. behind our shelter?Copy !req
355. You've been enjoying them?Copy !req
356. They're just stumps.Copy !req
357. Well, they're...
They're perfectly edible.Copy !req
358. So you just assume that
the homeless will eat them?Copy !req
359. They'll eat anything?
No, we just thought...Copy !req
360. I know what ya thought:
"They don't have homes.Copy !req
361. "They don't have jobs.Copy !req
362. "What do they need
the top of a muffin for?Copy !req
363. They're lucky to get
the stumps."Copy !req
364. If the homeless don't like 'em,Copy !req
365. the homeless don't
have to eat 'em, okay?Copy !req
366. The homeless don't like them.Copy !req
367. Fine. We've never gotten
so many complaints.Copy !req
368. Every two minutes:
"Where's the top of this muffin?Copy !req
369. Who ate the rest of this?"Copy !req
370. Who ate the rest of this?"Copy !req
371. We were just trying to help.Copy !req
372. Why don't you drop off chicken
skins and lobster shells?Copy !req
373. I think I might.Copy !req
374. I can't believeCopy !req
375. you found something so quickly.Copy !req
376. How much are you paying?Copy !req
377. Twenty-three hundred.Copy !req
378. Ouch. A month?Copy !req
379. Yeah.Copy !req
380. Well, I guess that's all right
for now.Copy !req
381. But if you stay here more
than a few months,Copy !req
382. you're a real sucker.Copy !req
383. Yeah, well, I, uh,Copy !req
384. I got lots of other stuff
to show you too.Copy !req
385. Wait till you see
the plum job that I landed, huh?Copy !req
386. Yeah, we should let this place
air out anyway.Copy !req
387. Yeah, we should let this place
air out anyway.Copy !req
388. Smells like the last tenant
had monkeys or something.Copy !req
389. Okay, coming up on the right,
if you glance up,Copy !req
390. you'll just make out
my bedroom window.Copy !req
391. It's the one that's covered
in chicken wire.Copy !req
392. Hey, if you're the real PetermanCopy !req
393. how come you're wearing
those ratty clothes?Copy !req
394. What?Copy !req
395. Well, they're...
They're not very romantic.Copy !req
396. Well, that's your opinion.Copy !req
397. Can I have another 3 Musketeers?
They're rather small.Copy !req
398. Can I have another 3 Musketeers?
They're rather small.Copy !req
399. Forget it.Copy !req
400. Okay, uh, Newman's postal route
is around here somewhere...Copy !req
401. Who's Newman?
Who cares?Copy !req
402. Hey, fake Peterman, let me off.Copy !req
403. I-I'm nauseous.Copy !req
404. Can I have his candy bar?Copy !req
405. Yeah... Yeah!
Everyone just settle down.Copy !req
406. Okay, we got three hours left
on this thing,Copy !req
407. and I can't drive
and argue with you rubesCopy !req
408. all at the same time.Copy !req
409. Okay, uh,
Lomez's place of worshipCopy !req
410. is right on the right here.Copy !req
411. Why do I have to go on the tour?Copy !req
412. Jerry, you're a minor celebrity.Copy !req
413. Jerry, you're a minor celebrity.Copy !req
414. You know,
if you go on this thing,Copy !req
415. it could create a minor stir.Copy !req
416. Come on, you can bring that
little girlfriend of yours,Copy !req
417. and I'll only charge ya
60 bucks.Copy !req
418. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
419. How's business?Copy !req
420. Oh, I got stump trouble.Copy !req
421. The sanitation department
won't get rid of them all.Copy !req
422. I can't get a truck to haul
this stuff until next week.Copy !req
423. Meanwhile, I'm sitting
on a mountain of stumps.Copy !req
424. Mm-mm-mm.Copy !req
425. All right.Copy !req
426. I gotta hose the puke
off the floor of the bus.Copy !req
427. Bus? Wait a minute,
wait a minute, wait a minute.Copy !req
428. Bus? You got a bus? Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
429. Bus? You got a bus? Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
430. You got any room on that thing?Copy !req
431. There are a few seats available.Copy !req
432. Do you think you could
transport some stumps for me?Copy !req
433. I... I-I'll make it
worth your while.Copy !req
434. Well, if they don't mind
sitting in the back.Copy !req
435. No, they don't.Copy !req
436. Are they war veterans?Copy !req
437. Wow! This is your office?Copy !req
438. Whoa, hello. Sorry, George.Copy !req
439. Didn't know you had
a girl in here.Copy !req
440. Leave a signal on the doorknob
like a necktieCopy !req
441. Leave a signal on the doorknob
like a necktieCopy !req
442. or a sock or somethin'.
Come on, help me out.Copy !req
443. Mr. Steinbrenner, I would like
to thank you for taking a chanceCopy !req
444. on a hen supervisor
at Tyler ChickenCopy !req
445. like our boy George here. Oh.Copy !req
446. Hen supervisor
from Tyler Chicken?Copy !req
447. Yes, very nice for her
to have met you, sir.Copy !req
448. Wait a minute, George.Copy !req
449. Be right with ya.Copy !req
450. Look, M... Mr. Steinbrenner...Copy !req
451. Moonlighting for Tyler Chicken.
Pretty impressive, George.Copy !req
452. Days with the New York Yankees,Copy !req
453. nights in Arkansas
with a topflight bird outfit.Copy !req
454. And a hen supervisor, to boot.Copy !req
455. I am blown. Blown away.Copy !req
456. I am blown. Blown away.Copy !req
457. Blown, George. Blown!Copy !req
458. You know,
when you make a pizza bagelCopy !req
459. you really shouldn't use
cinnamon raisin.Copy !req
460. You also shouldn't useCopy !req
461. a doughnut.Copy !req
462. All right, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
463. welcome to the Peterman
Reality Tour.Copy !req
464. Turn music off.Copy !req
465. Kramer, can we just go?Copy !req
466. And go we will.Copy !req
467. And go we will.Copy !req
468. What is this? Pizza pound cake?Copy !req
469. Well, we have a bonus
ultra-reality stop today.Copy !req
470. We're gonna be hauling muffin
stumps to the local repository.Copy !req
471. We're going to a garbage dump?Copy !req
472. And we're off.Copy !req
473. You know, I never thought
he'd be able to re-createCopy !req
474. the experience of actually
knowing him,Copy !req
475. but this is pretty close.Copy !req
476. Don Tyler?
George Steinbrenner here.Copy !req
477. I wanna talk
about George Costanza.Copy !req
478. I understand he's been dividing
his time between us and you.Copy !req
479. I understand he's been dividing
his time between us and you.Copy !req
480. I cannot have that.Copy !req
481. Well, I don't know who he is,
but if you want him that bad,Copy !req
482. I'm not giving up that easy.Copy !req
483. Oh, is that so?Copy !req
484. Playing a little hardball, huh,
Donny boy?Copy !req
485. How about this:
You give me Costanza.Copy !req
486. I convert your concessions
to all chicken, no charge.Copy !req
487. Instead of hot dogs,
chicken dogs.Copy !req
488. Instead of pretzels,
chicken twists.Copy !req
489. Instead of beer,
alcoholic chicken.Copy !req
490. How do you make
that alcoholic chicken?Copy !req
491. Ah, they ferment,
just like anything else.Copy !req
492. That stuff sounds great.Copy !req
493. All right, I'll have Costanza
on the next bus.Copy !req
494. Hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
495. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
496. Well, I was gonna dump this.Copy !req
497. It doesn't look like garbage.Copy !req
498. Well, it's muffin stumps.Copy !req
499. Where are the muffin tops?Copy !req
500. This is a garbage dump.
Just let me dump it.Copy !req
501. Can't do it.Copy !req
502. What is this, a joke?Copy !req
503. That's what I like to know
about it.Copy !req
504. You have a pretty heavy beard,
don't you?Copy !req
505. What's that?Copy !req
506. Well, look. It's almost time
for you to shave again.Copy !req
507. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
508. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
509. Well, maybe I will take it up
with Consumer Affairs!Copy !req
510. Well, ha, ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
511. you are in for
an additional treat.Copy !req
512. Uh, we're going to extend
the tour at no extra charge.Copy !req
513. Where are we going?Copy !req
514. I don't know.Copy !req
515. Uh, no more questions.Copy !req
516. So the New York Yankees
traded youCopy !req
517. for a bunch of Tyler Chicken?Copy !req
518. Dogs, twists...Copy !req
519. some kind of fermented
chicken drink.Copy !req
520. Hey, aren't you the guy
I asked to watch my clothes?Copy !req
521. What clothes?Copy !req
522. These clothes.
The ones you're wearing.Copy !req
523. These clothes.
The ones you're wearing.Copy !req
524. Kramer, how much longer? What?Copy !req
525. My chest hair's growing back,
and it's itching me like crazy.Copy !req
526. I can't let her see me
scratch it.Copy !req
527. Well, don't worry. I...Copy !req
528. I got a good feeling
about this dump.Copy !req
529. I tell you, man, I'm losing it.Copy !req
530. I can't sit on this bus anymore.Copy !req
531. I think I'll go play
with that dog.Copy !req
532. I think I'll go play
with that dog.Copy !req
533. I don't know where the tops are.Copy !req
534. Jerry, what's the matter?Copy !req
535. Ahh.Copy !req
536. That feels good.Copy !req
537. Oh, hey, you looking for George?Copy !req
538. Yes.Copy !req
539. He's been in the bathroom
a while.Copy !req
540. You might wanna check on him.Copy !req
541. Jerry, you gotta bring me
some clothes down here.Copy !req
542. I lost my job with the Yankees.Copy !req
543. I'm standing in a men's room
on 43rd Street in my underpants.Copy !req
544. I told you this city
would eat you alive.Copy !req
545. And I think my relationship's
in trouble.Copy !req
546. So, what is this guy again?Copy !req
547. They call him a cleaner.Copy !req
548. They call him a cleaner.Copy !req
549. He makes problems go away.Copy !req
550. Hello, Elaine.Copy !req
551. Where did you get the car?Copy !req
552. It's a rental.Copy !req
553. Where are they?Copy !req
554. In the back.Copy !req
555. All right.Copy !req
556. All right.Copy !req
557. I'm gonna need a clean
eight-ounce glass.Copy !req
558. What is going on here?Copy !req
559. If I'm curt,Copy !req
560. then I apologize.Copy !req
561. But as I understand it,
we have a situation here.Copy !req
562. And time is of the essence.Copy !req
563. Mm.Copy !req