1. Yes, I'm a very lazy eater.Copy !req
2. I like—
That's why I like soup.Copy !req
3. First of all, it looks
half-digestedCopy !req
4. when they put it down.Copy !req
5. So you feel like half the work
is done already.Copy !req
6. I'm hoping Campbell's comes outCopy !req
7. with, like, an IV line of soup,Copy !req
8. so you could just jam
right into your arm, you know?Copy !req
9. Campbell's tomato intravenous.Copy !req
10. Mainline gumbo.Copy !req
11. Everyone just sitting around
at dinner with their soup IVCopy !req
12. just hanging on the hook there,
you know?Copy !req
13. "How's yours, Grandpa?"Copy !req
14. "How's yours, Grandpa?"Copy !req
15. Oh, chunky style.Copy !req
16. All right, so,Copy !req
17. what theater do you wanna
go to tonight?Copy !req
18. We got 61st and 3rd,
or 84th and Broadway.Copy !req
19. Which one you wanna go to,
Schmoopie?Copy !req
20. You called me "Schmoopie."
You're Schmoopie.Copy !req
21. You're Schmoopie.
You're Schmoopie.Copy !req
22. You're Schmoopie.Copy !req
23. All right, Schmoopies...Copy !req
24. what's it gonna be?Copy !req
25. Pick a theater.Copy !req
26. Ah, we'll go to 3rd Avenue.Copy !req
27. So can you come with us
for lunch to the soup place?Copy !req
28. No, you have
a good lunch.Copy !req
29. I'll meet you back here
for the movie.Copy !req
30. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
31. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
32. Hi, Elaine.Copy !req
33. Hi, Sheila.Copy !req
34. All right, then,
I'll see you later.Copy !req
35. Bye, Schmoopie.
Bye, Schmoopie.Copy !req
36. Okay. We ready
to go?Copy !req
37. Yes, please.
Please, let's go.Copy !req
38. I'm in the mood
for a cheeseburger.Copy !req
39. No, we gotta go
to the soup place.Copy !req
40. What soup place?
There's a soup stand.Copy !req
41. Kramer's been
going there.Copy !req
42. He's always raving.
I finally got a chance to goCopy !req
43. there the other day,
and I tell you this:Copy !req
44. You will be stunned.Copy !req
45. Stunned by soup?Copy !req
46. You can't eat this soup
standing up.Copy !req
47. You can't eat this soup
standing up.Copy !req
48. Your knees buckle.
Huh.
All right.Copy !req
49. Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
50. There's only one caveat.Copy !req
51. The guy who runs
the placeCopy !req
52. is a little
temperamental.Copy !req
53. Especially about
the ordering procedure.Copy !req
54. He's secretly referred to
as the "Soup Nazi."Copy !req
55. Why? What happens if you
don't order right?Copy !req
56. He yells, and you don't
get your soup.
What?Copy !req
57. Just follow the ordering
procedure, and you will be fine.Copy !req
58. All right, let's
go over that again.Copy !req
59. All right.
Oh. Come on.Copy !req
60. As you walk in the place, move
immediately to your right...Copy !req
61. Okay, the main thing is
to keep the line moving.Copy !req
62. Okay, the main thing is
to keep the line moving.Copy !req
63. So you hold out
your money,Copy !req
64. speak your soup in a loud,
clear voice,Copy !req
65. step to the left
and receive soup.Copy !req
66. Right. It's very
importantCopy !req
67. not to embellish
on your order.Copy !req
68. No extraneous
comments,Copy !req
69. no questions,
no compliments.Copy !req
70. Oh, boy,
I'm really scared.
Elaine.Copy !req
71. Jerry, that's enough now
about the Soup Nazi.Copy !req
72. Whoa.Copy !req
73. Wow,
look at this.Copy !req
74. You know what this is?
This is an antique armoire.Copy !req
75. Wow.Copy !req
76. It's French. Armoire.Copy !req
77. Armoire.Copy !req
78. How much
is this?Copy !req
79. How much
is this?Copy !req
80. I was asking $250,Copy !req
81. but you got a nice face.Copy !req
82. Two even.Copy !req
83. Huh. Heh.Copy !req
84. Two hundred.Copy !req
85. You know, I've always wanted
one of these things.Copy !req
86. He gave you
the nice-face discount.Copy !req
87. Yeah. All right,
you guys go ahead.Copy !req
88. What about the soup?Copy !req
89. I'm getting
an armoire, Jerry.Copy !req
90. Pardon.Copy !req
91. Oh, this line
is huge.Copy !req
92. And it's like this
all the time.Copy !req
93. Isn't that
that Bania guy?Copy !req
94. Oh, no. It is.Copy !req
95. Just be still.Copy !req
96. Uh, too late. I think
he picked up the scent.Copy !req
97. Uh, too late. I think
he picked up the scent.Copy !req
98. Hey, Jerry. I didn't know
you liked soup.Copy !req
99. Hard to believe.Copy !req
100. This guy makes the best soup
in the city, Jerry.Copy !req
101. The best.Copy !req
102. You know what
they call him? "Soup Nazi."Copy !req
103. Shh! All right,
Bania—Copy !req
104. I'm— I'm not letting you
cut in line.Copy !req
105. Why not?Copy !req
106. Because if
he catches us,Copy !req
107. we'll never
get soup again.Copy !req
108. Okay, okay.Copy !req
109. Medium turkey chili.Copy !req
110. Medium crab bisque.Copy !req
111. I didn't get
any bread.Copy !req
112. Just forget it.
Let it go.Copy !req
113. Um...Copy !req
114. Excuse me. I-I-I think
you forgot my bread.Copy !req
115. Bread, $2.00 extra.Copy !req
116. Two dollars? But everyone
in front of me got free bread.Copy !req
117. You want bread?Copy !req
118. Yes, please.Copy !req
119. Three dollars!Copy !req
120. What?Copy !req
121. What?Copy !req
122. No soup for you!Copy !req
123. What do you mean, I can't
bring it in here?Copy !req
124. I live here.Copy !req
125. It's Sunday, Elaine.Copy !req
126. There's no moving on Sunday.Copy !req
127. That's the rule.
But I didn't know, Tom.Copy !req
128. I— Can't you just make
an exception, please?Copy !req
129. I've-I've—
I've got a nice face.Copy !req
130. Tomorrow, okay?
You move it in tomorrow.Copy !req
131. I'll even give you a hand.Copy !req
132. You're gonna have to
hold this for me.Copy !req
133. You're gonna have to
hold this for me.Copy !req
134. I'm the guy
on the sidewalk.Copy !req
135. I don't have layaway.Copy !req
136. Oh, no. Please don't go.Copy !req
137. Please— Please don't
walk away.Copy !req
138. Oh, man.Copy !req
139. Oh, this is fantastic.Copy !req
140. How does he do it?Copy !req
141. You know, I don't see how
you can sit there eating that,Copy !req
142. and not even offer me any.Copy !req
143. I gave you a taste.
What do you want?Copy !req
144. Why can't we share?Copy !req
145. Why can't we share?Copy !req
146. I told you not to say anything.Copy !req
147. You can't go in there,
brazenly flout the rules,Copy !req
148. and then think I'm gonna
share with you.Copy !req
149. Do you hear you yourself?Copy !req
150. I'm sorry.Copy !req
151. This is what comes from living
under a Nazi regime.Copy !req
152. Well, I gotta go back there
and try again.Copy !req
153. Hi, Sheila.
Hi.Copy !req
154. Hi, Schmoopie.
Hi, Schmoopie.Copy !req
155. No, you're Schmoopie.
You're Schmoopie.Copy !req
156. I'm going.Copy !req
157. Hey, listen.Copy !req
158. So we'll meet you and Susan
at the movie tonight.Copy !req
159. You know what?
I changed my mind.Copy !req
160. I, uh—
I don't think so.Copy !req
161. I, uh—
I don't think so.Copy !req
162. Why?Copy !req
163. I just don't feel
like it anymore.Copy !req
164. Just like that?Copy !req
165. Just like that.Copy !req
166. Boy, he's a weird guy,
isn't he?Copy !req
167. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
168. Yeah.Copy !req
169. Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
170. What are you doing?Copy !req
171. Yeah, Elaine,
she has to leave her armoireCopy !req
172. in the street all night.Copy !req
173. I'm gonna guard it for her.Copy !req
174. I need something to sit on.Copy !req
175. Well, sit on one of
your cushions.Copy !req
176. But this is so nice and thick.Copy !req
177. But this is so nice and thick.Copy !req
178. Ahoy, there.Copy !req
179. Oh, Kramer. Thank God.Copy !req
180. I really appreciate
your doing this.Copy !req
181. Yeah, well, you asked for it,
you got it.Copy !req
182. Do you need anything?Copy !req
183. Well, a hot bowl of mulligatawny
would hit the spot.Copy !req
184. Mulligatawny?Copy !req
185. Yeah, it's
an Indian soup.Copy !req
186. Simmered to perfectionCopy !req
187. by one of the great soup
artisans in the modern era.Copy !req
188. Oh. Who, the Soup Nazi?Copy !req
189. He's not a Nazi.Copy !req
190. He just happens to be
a little eccentric.Copy !req
191. He just happens to be
a little eccentric.Copy !req
192. You know,
most geniuses are.Copy !req
193. All right,
I'll be back.Copy !req
194. Wait a second. You don't
even know how to order.Copy !req
195. Oh, no, no, no.
I got it.Copy !req
196. No. No, Elaine.
Hey, I got it.Copy !req
197. Hey. Didn't you
already get soup?Copy !req
198. No, I didn't get it.Copy !req
199. Why? What happened?Copy !req
200. I made a mistake.Copy !req
201. All right, we'll see
what happens to you.Copy !req
202. Yeah, no. Listen, George,
I am quite certainCopy !req
203. I'm walking out of there
with a bowl of soup.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
204. I'm walking out of there
with a bowl of soup.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
205. Hey, let me
ask you something.Copy !req
206. Is it just me, or do you
find it unbearableCopy !req
207. to be around Jerry
and that girl?Copy !req
208. Oh. I know.Copy !req
209. It's awful.Copy !req
210. I mean, why do they have to
do that in front of people?Copy !req
211. I don't know.Copy !req
212. What is that
with the Schmoopie?Copy !req
213. The schmoopie.
Oh, stop it. I know.Copy !req
214. I had to listen to
a five-minute discussionCopy !req
215. on which one is actually
called Schmoopie.
Ugh.Copy !req
216. I cancelled plans to go
to the movies with them.Copy !req
217. You know, we should
say something.Copy !req
218. You know,
we absolutely should.Copy !req
219. I mean, why does
he do that?Copy !req
220. Doesn't he know
what a turnoff that is?Copy !req
221. I don't know. He can be
so weird sometimes.Copy !req
222. I don't know. He can be
so weird sometimes.Copy !req
223. Yes.
I still haven't figured him out.Copy !req
224. No, me neither.Copy !req
225. Shh. I've gotta focus.Copy !req
226. I'm shifting
into soup mode.Copy !req
227. Oh, God.Copy !req
228. Good afternoon.Copy !req
229. One large crab bisque
to go.Copy !req
230. Bread. Beautiful.Copy !req
231. You're pushing your luck,
little man.Copy !req
232. Sorry. Thank you.Copy !req
233. Thank you.Copy !req
234. Hey, there.Copy !req
235. Um, uh...Copy !req
236. Oh, oh, oh.
One mulligatawny, and,Copy !req
237. um...Copy !req
238. What is that right there?
Is that lima bean?Copy !req
239. Yes.Copy !req
240. Never been a big fan.Copy !req
241. Um...Copy !req
242. You know what?Copy !req
243. Does— Has anyone ever told you,
you look exactly like Al Pacino?Copy !req
244. Does— Has anyone ever told you,
you look exactly like Al Pacino?Copy !req
245. You know, Scent of a Woman.Copy !req
246. Hoo-ah. Hoo-ah.Copy !req
247. Very good. Very good.Copy !req
248. You know something?
Hm?Copy !req
249. No soup for you!Copy !req
250. What?Copy !req
251. Come back, one year.Copy !req
252. Next.Copy !req
253. Look at this.
It's an antique.Copy !req
254. It's all
handmade,Copy !req
255. and I love
the inlay.Copy !req
256. Yes, yes. Me too.Copy !req
257. Ai, It's gorgeous,
completely. Pick it up.Copy !req
258. No, pick it up
from the bottom, over there.Copy !req
259. W-wait, what are
you doing?Copy !req
260. W-wait, what are
you doing?Copy !req
261. What does it look like
we're doing?Copy !req
262. We're taking this.Copy !req
263. You can't take this. This
belongs to a friend of mine.Copy !req
264. Look... you wanna get hurt?Copy !req
265. Huh?
I don't think
you wanna get hurt.Copy !req
266. Because if you wanna
get hurt, I can hurt you.Copy !req
267. Now, just back off.Copy !req
268. Bob.Copy !req
269. Just pick it up.Copy !req
270. Hey, what is this, huh?Copy !req
271. You have some kind
of problem here?Copy !req
272. What is it you are
not understanding?Copy !req
273. We're taking the armoire,
and that's all there is to it.Copy !req
274. Okay?Copy !req
275. I mean, is he allowed
to do this?Copy !req
276. It's discrimination.Copy !req
277. I'm gonna call the state's
attorney's office. I really am.Copy !req
278. Oh, this is fabulous. My God.
Elaine, you have to taste this.Copy !req
279. All right. All right,
give me a taste.Copy !req
280. Mm.Copy !req
281. Oh, my God.
I've gotta sit down.
Yeah.Copy !req
282. What happened?Copy !req
283. Where's my armoire?Copy !req
284. Where's my armoire?Copy !req
285. Well, it was stolen.
What?Copy !req
286. Yeah, these street toughs,
they robbed me.Copy !req
287. Street toughs took my armoire?Copy !req
288. Yeah. It was very frightening.Copy !req
289. My life was in danger.Copy !req
290. You should've seen
the way they talked to me.Copy !req
291. I can't
believe this.Copy !req
292. Well, where's the soup?Copy !req
293. Well, the Soup Nazi
threw me out.Copy !req
294. Oh... yeah!Copy !req
295. What are you
gonna get?Copy !req
296. I'll decide
at the last minute.Copy !req
297. You better decide, sister.
You're on deck.Copy !req
298. You better decide, sister.
You're on deck.Copy !req
299. Sheila.Copy !req
300. Hey!
Uh-oh.Copy !req
301. What
is this?Copy !req
302. You're kissing in my line?Copy !req
303. Nobody kisses in my line!Copy !req
304. I can kiss
anywhere I want to.Copy !req
305. You just cost yourself a soup.Copy !req
306. How dare you?Copy !req
307. Come on, Jerry,
we're leaving.Copy !req
308. Jerry?Copy !req
309. Do I know you?Copy !req
310. Do I know you?Copy !req
311. So, essentially,Copy !req
312. you chose soupCopy !req
313. over a woman.Copy !req
314. It was a bisque.Copy !req
315. Yeah, you know what
I've just realized?Copy !req
316. Suddenly, George
has becomeCopy !req
317. much more normal
than you.Copy !req
318. Really?Copy !req
319. Yeah. Well, I mean,
think about it.Copy !req
320. He's engaged to be married.Copy !req
321. Your top priority is soup.Copy !req
322. Have you tasted the soup?Copy !req
323. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
324. You made the right decision.Copy !req
325. See, the way I figure it,Copy !req
326. it's much easier to
patch things up with SheilaCopy !req
327. than with the Soup Nazi.Copy !req
328. Hey.
Yeah.Copy !req
329. Hey.
Oh, thanks.Copy !req
330. There he is.Copy !req
331. Elaine... I'm really sorry
about the armoire.Copy !req
332. Yeah, I know.
Me too.Copy !req
333. So did these thieves
want any money?Copy !req
334. No.
They just wanted the armoire?Copy !req
335. Yeah, they were
quite taken with it.Copy !req
336. Yeah.
Hup, hup.Copy !req
337. Hey, have you noticed
George is actingCopy !req
338. a little strange lately?Copy !req
339. No. In what way?Copy !req
340. I don't know.
A lot of attitude.Copy !req
341. I don't know.
A lot of attitude.Copy !req
342. Like he's better than me
or something.Copy !req
343. I don't think George
has ever thoughtCopy !req
344. he's better than anybody.Copy !req
345. Hello.
Hello.Copy !req
346. Hello.
Hello.Copy !req
347. Were you just
talking about me?Copy !req
348. What's going on?Copy !req
349. Absolutely not.Copy !req
350. Something's going on here.
All right.Copy !req
351. I'm gonna go
get some soup.Copy !req
352. One of these days,Copy !req
353. that guy is gonna get his.Copy !req
354. So how was
the movie?Copy !req
355. Ah, we didn't go.Copy !req
356. Sheila and I are
kind of on the outs.Copy !req
357. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
358. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
359. Yeah.Copy !req
360. W-w-what are you, happy?Copy !req
361. Happy? Why should I be happy?Copy !req
362. I don't know.Copy !req
363. But you look like
you're happy.Copy !req
364. Why should I care?Copy !req
365. You can't fool me.Copy !req
366. Don't insult me, George,Copy !req
367. because I know when
you're happy.Copy !req
368. All right, I am happy.Copy !req
369. And I'll tell you why.Copy !req
370. Because the two of you
were making meCopy !req
371. and every one
of your friends sick.Copy !req
372. Right, Elaine?Copy !req
373. Is that so?Copy !req
374. Is that so?Copy !req
375. Yeah. Yeah. With all that—
That kissing and theCopy !req
376. "Schmoopie, Schmoopie,
Schmoopie, Schmoopie."Copy !req
377. Out in public like that.Copy !req
378. It's disgusting.
Disgusting?Copy !req
379. People who do that
should be arrested.Copy !req
380. Well, I guess I have
all the more reasonCopy !req
381. to get back with her.Copy !req
382. Ye— Yeah. And we had
a pact, you know.Copy !req
383. What?Copy !req
384. You shook my hand
in that coffee shop.Copy !req
385. You still with the pact?
Mm-hm.Copy !req
386. You reneged.Copy !req
387. All I did was
shake your hand.Copy !req
388. Aha!Copy !req
389. And then they just ran off
with the armoire,Copy !req
390. just like that.Copy !req
391. Ugh. This city.Copy !req
392. One large jambalaya,
please.Copy !req
393. So... continue.Copy !req
394. Well, my friend is awfully
disappointed is all.Copy !req
395. You know,
she's very emotional.Copy !req
396. Thank you.Copy !req
397. Jambalaya.Copy !req
398. Jambalaya.Copy !req
399. All right, now,
listen to me.Copy !req
400. You have been a good friend.Copy !req
401. I have an armoire
in my basement.Copy !req
402. If you want to pick it up,
you're welcome to it.Copy !req
403. So take it. It's yours.Copy !req
404. How can I possibly
thank you?Copy !req
405. You are the only one
who understands me.Copy !req
406. You suffer
for your soup.Copy !req
407. Yes, that is right.Copy !req
408. You demand perfection
from yourself, from your soup.Copy !req
409. How can I tolerate any less
from my customers?Copy !req
410. Um, gazpacho, por favor.Copy !req
411. "Por favor?"Copy !req
412. Oh. I'm part Spanish.Copy !req
413. Oh. I'm part Spanish.Copy !req
414. Adios, muchacho.Copy !req
415. You know...
get out.Copy !req
416. It was stupid
of me.Copy !req
417. Well, it was
very insulting.Copy !req
418. No, I know. I-I was really,
sort of, half-kidding.Copy !req
419. Well, behind every joke
there's some truth.Copy !req
420. Well,
what about thatCopy !req
421. Bavarian cream pie joke
I told you?Copy !req
422. There's no truth
to that.Copy !req
423. Nobody with
a terminal illnessCopy !req
424. goes from the U.S.
to EuropeCopy !req
425. for a piece
of Bavarian cream pie,Copy !req
426. and then when they get there,
and don't have it,Copy !req
427. he says, "Ah, I'll
just have some coffee."Copy !req
428. There's no truth
to that.Copy !req
429. There's no truth
to that.Copy !req
430. Well, I guess you're right.Copy !req
431. So am I forgiven,
Schmoopie?Copy !req
432. Yes, Schmoopie.Copy !req
433. Hey, Jerry.Copy !req
434. Oh, hi, Susan.Copy !req
435. George...
you remember Sheila.Copy !req
436. Oh, yes, hello.Copy !req
437. Hello. Won't you join us?Copy !req
438. No thanks.
Of course.Copy !req
439. Yes. Well...Copy !req
440. So, uh...Copy !req
441. you sit on the same side
in a booth, huh?Copy !req
442. Yeah, that's right.
You got a problem?Copy !req
443. I, uh, just think
it's a little unusualCopy !req
444. for two people
to sit on one sideCopy !req
445. and leave
the other side empty.Copy !req
446. Huh.Copy !req
447. Well, we're changing
the rules.Copy !req
448. Well, good for you.Copy !req
449. What are you getting, George?Copy !req
450. I don't know, honey.
What do you wanna get?Copy !req
451. I want you to get
anything you want.Copy !req
452. Because I love you
so much,Copy !req
453. and I want you
to be happy.Copy !req
454. Okay, sweetie?Copy !req
455. Oh, George,
you're so sweet.Copy !req
456. Well, I can be a little
sweetie-tweetie-Copy !req
457. Well, I can be a little
sweetie-tweetie-Copy !req
458. wheetie-wheetie.
Oh.Copy !req
459. What about you, Schmoopie?
How about a little tuna?Copy !req
460. You want a little tuna fishy?
Yeah. Yeah, a little tuna fishy.Copy !req
461. A little tuna.
Tuna fishy.Copy !req
462. Yeah. Tuna fishy.Copy !req
463. Come here.Copy !req
464. And voilà!Copy !req
465. Yeah.
Oh. Oh, I love it!Copy !req
466. Yeah.
Oh. Oh, I love it!Copy !req
467. I absolutely love it.Copy !req
468. Yeah, did the K-Man do it,
or did the K-Man do it?Copy !req
469. The K-Man "do'ed" it!
Yeah!Copy !req
470. How much did you pay
for this thing?Copy !req
471. How about zero?Copy !req
472. What?
Yeah.Copy !req
473. What? Who's was it?
Where did you get it?Copy !req
474. I'll tell you
where I got it.Copy !req
475. I got it from the guy
you so callously refer toCopy !req
476. as the Soup Nazi.Copy !req
477. Get out!Copy !req
478. The Soup Nazi
gave it to you?
Yeah.Copy !req
479. Why?
Well, I told
him the whole story,Copy !req
480. and he just
let me have it.Copy !req
481. Well. Yeah, he's
a wonderful man.Copy !req
482. Well. Yeah, he's
a wonderful man.Copy !req
483. Yeah, well, you know,
a little bit misunderstood...Copy !req
484. Well, I'm just gonna go down
there and personally thank him.Copy !req
485. I mean, I had
this guy all wrong.Copy !req
486. This is wonderful.Copy !req
487. Yeah, well, he's a dear.Copy !req
488. How much tip
do you leave on 8.15?Copy !req
489. You know, sweetie...Copy !req
490. I just want you to know that
I was so proud of you today,Copy !req
491. expressing your feelings
so freelyCopy !req
492. in front of Jerry
and all.Copy !req
493. Just knowing that you're
not afraid of those things,Copy !req
494. it's such a great step forward
in our relationship.Copy !req
495. Huh?Copy !req
496. Because you love your
little Kiki, don't you?Copy !req
497. Mm.Copy !req
498. How is he today?Copy !req
499. I think he's
in a good mood.Copy !req
500. Hi.Copy !req
501. Kramer, gave me
the armoire,Copy !req
502. and it is so beautiful.Copy !req
503. I mean,Copy !req
504. I just can't tell you
how much I appreciate it.Copy !req
505. I just can't tell you
how much I appreciate it.Copy !req
506. You?Copy !req
507. If I knew it was
for you,Copy !req
508. I never would have given it
to him in the first place.Copy !req
509. I would have taken a hatchet
and smashed it to pieces!Copy !req
510. Now, who wants soup?Copy !req
511. Next! Speak up!Copy !req
512. I'm headed over to Elaine's.
Oh.Copy !req
513. Jerry...Copy !req
514. those are the guys that
mugged me for the armoire.Copy !req
515. Those two? Are you sure?
Yeah, yeah. That's them.Copy !req
516. Well, let's
confront them.Copy !req
517. No, no, no, no.
Let's get a cop.Copy !req
518. There's no cops around.
They're gonna leave.Copy !req
519. There's no cops around.
They're gonna leave.Copy !req
520. Come on, let's go.
Wait, Jerry.Copy !req
521. Oh, wow, look.
That one is gorgeous.Copy !req
522. I would just kill
for that one.Copy !req
523. No, not in blue.
Blue does not go at all.Copy !req
524. Oh, please. Do you know what
you're talking about?Copy !req
525. I don't think you know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
526. Take a look at that.Copy !req
527. Excuse me.Copy !req
528. Are you talking to me?Copy !req
529. Uh, well, uh...Copy !req
530. I said, are you
talking to me?Copy !req
531. Well, maybe
he was talking to me.Copy !req
532. Was you talking to him?Copy !req
533. Because you was obviously
talking to one of us.Copy !req
534. So what is it? Who?
Who was you talking to?Copy !req
535. We were kind of, uh...Copy !req
536. talking to each other.Copy !req
537. Weren't we?Copy !req
538. I mean, yeah, I've never been
so insulted in my entire life.Copy !req
539. There's something really
wrong with this man.Copy !req
540. He is a Soup Nazi.Copy !req
541. What?Copy !req
542. What is that?
I don't know.Copy !req
543. "Five cups chopped
porcini mushroom,Copy !req
544. "half a cup of olive oil,
three pounds of celeryCopy !req
545. "half a cup of olive oil,
three pounds of celeryCopy !req
546. chopped parsley—"
Let me see this.Copy !req
547. You know what this is?
This is a recipe for soup.Copy !req
548. Look at this. There are
30 different recipes.Copy !req
549. These are his recipes.Copy !req
550. So?
So?Copy !req
551. His secret's out.
Don't you see?Copy !req
552. I could give these to
every restaurant in town.Copy !req
553. I could have them published.Copy !req
554. I could— I could drop fliers
from a plane above the city.Copy !req
555. Wait a second, Elaine.Copy !req
556. Where do you think
you're going?
What do you care?Copy !req
557. I don't want you
causing any troubleCopy !req
558. down at that soup stand.Copy !req
559. I happen to love that soup.Copy !req
560. Get out of my way, Jerry.Copy !req
561. Get out of my way, Jerry.Copy !req
562. Elaine, let the man
make his soup.Copy !req
563. Don't make me
hurt you, Jerry.Copy !req
564. Look, they have it
in blue.Copy !req
565. For my baby bluey.Copy !req
566. Are you my baby bluey?Copy !req
567. Oh, yes, uh, I'm
your baby bluey.Copy !req
568. Oh, yes.Copy !req
569. Well, well.Copy !req
570. Hi, Jerry.Copy !req
571. Hey, Susan, George.Copy !req
572. You know, I really
like Sheila a lot.Copy !req
573. Oh, really?Copy !req
574. Because we're kind of not
seeing each other anymore.Copy !req
575. Oh, no, that's
too bad.Copy !req
576. Yeah, well, she was
very affectionate, which I love.Copy !req
577. Yeah, well, she was
very affectionate, which I love.Copy !req
578. You know I love that.Copy !req
579. But mentally, we couldn't
quite make the connection.Copy !req
580. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
581. It's too bad because
you gotta have the affection,Copy !req
582. which you obviously have.Copy !req
583. I think it's great
that you're so openCopy !req
584. with your affections
in public.Copy !req
585. See, we had that.Copy !req
586. Mm-hm.
You did?Copy !req
587. Oh, yes.Copy !req
588. But the mental thing...Copy !req
589. But, anyway...Copy !req
590. I'll see you.Copy !req
591. Yeah.Copy !req
592. See you.Copy !req
593. Go on, leave!
Get out!Copy !req
594. Go on, leave!
Get out!Copy !req
595. But I didn't do anything.Copy !req
596. Next!Copy !req
597. Hello.Copy !req
598. You.Copy !req
599. You think
you can get soup?Copy !req
600. Please, you're wasting
everyone's time.Copy !req
601. Well, I don't want soup.Copy !req
602. I can make my own soup.Copy !req
603. "Five cups chopped
porcini mushrooms,Copy !req
604. "half a cup of olive oil,Copy !req
605. three pounds celery."Copy !req
606. That is my recipe
for wild mushroom.Copy !req
607. That is my recipe
for wild mushroom.Copy !req
608. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
609. I got 'em all.Copy !req
610. Cold cucumber,
corn and crab chowder,Copy !req
611. mulligatawny.Copy !req
612. Mulliga-tawny.Copy !req
613. You're through, Soup Nazi.Copy !req
614. Pack it up.Copy !req
615. No more soup for you.Copy !req
616. Next!Copy !req
617. Jerry. Jerry. Jerry.
What is it?Copy !req
618. Something happened
to the Soup Nazi.Copy !req
619. W-what is the matter?Copy !req
620. Elaine's causing
all kinds of commotion.Copy !req
621. She got ahold of his recipes,Copy !req
622. and says she's gonna drive him
out of business.Copy !req
623. The Soup Nazi says now
that his recipes are out,Copy !req
624. he's not gonna make
any more soup.Copy !req
625. He's moving out of the country.Copy !req
626. Moving to Argentina!Copy !req
627. No more soup, Jerry.
No more for any of us!Copy !req
628. Where you going?
He's giving away what's left.Copy !req
629. Gotta go home
and get a big pot.Copy !req