1. I always feel bad for the
silver-medal winnerCopy !req
2. in the Olympics.Copy !req
3. I mean, how do you live
with that the rest of your life?Copy !req
4. People are gonna keep asking,
"How much did you lose by?"Copy !req
5. "I don't even know.
It was like: now to now.Copy !req
6. "Like, now to now. Now.
It was like, now, now!Copy !req
7. "Now, now.Copy !req
8. "It was like...Copy !req
9. "And that was it, I lost.Copy !req
10. "I trained, I worked out,
I exercised.Copy !req
11. "I did everything.
I was doing pushups, sit-ups.Copy !req
12. "I never did anything
but exerciseCopy !req
13. "and work out for 20 years.Copy !req
14. "I flew halfway
around the world:Copy !req
15. "Da-da-da.Copy !req
16. "And that was that.Copy !req
17. "And that was that.Copy !req
18. "It was a photo finish.Copy !req
19. "Silver, gold.Copy !req
20. If I had a pimple,
I would have won."Copy !req
21. I can't believe you write
for this J. Peterman catalog.Copy !req
22. Get this one:Copy !req
23. "I packed my rod and reel.Copy !req
24. "Thirty hours later,
lost in the fjord,Copy !req
25. "a welcoming smile.Copy !req
26. "Thank God she spotted
the epauletsCopy !req
27. on my Norwegian
ice-fishing vest."Copy !req
28. This catalog
is all aboutCopy !req
29. how to score
in a foreign country.Copy !req
30. Yeah. What do you do all day?Copy !req
31. Not that much.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
32. I thought that
new promotionCopy !req
33. was supposed to be
a lot more work.Copy !req
34. Yeah, when the season starts.Copy !req
35. Right now I sit around
pretending that I'm busy.Copy !req
36. Right now I sit around
pretending that I'm busy.Copy !req
37. How do you
pull that off?Copy !req
38. I always look annoyed.Copy !req
39. Yeah, when you look
annoyed all the time,Copy !req
40. people think
that you're busy.Copy !req
41. Think about it.Copy !req
42. Yeah, you do.
Yeah.Copy !req
43. He looks busy.
He looks very busy.Copy !req
44. I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
45. In fact, Mr. Wilhelm
gave meCopy !req
46. one of those
little stress dolls.Copy !req
47. All right.Copy !req
48. Back to work.Copy !req
49. So did you come up
with a little stupid storyCopy !req
50. for the Himalayan
walking shoe yet?Copy !req
51. No, I'm completely blocked.Copy !req
52. In fact, I'm gonna
work on it tonight.Copy !req
53. Oh—
Oh, no.Copy !req
54. Oh, I can't.Copy !req
55. I got that marathon runner
coming in tonight.Copy !req
56. What marathon runner?Copy !req
57. You know,
this guy, Jean-Paul?Copy !req
58. Jean-Paul. I met him when
I was working at Pendant,Copy !req
59. editing a book on running.Copy !req
60. Oh, wait. Jean-Paul,
Jean-Paul.Copy !req
61. Yes.Copy !req
62. Isn't he the guy—?Copy !req
63. He overslept at the Olympics
four years ago,Copy !req
64. missed the marathon.Copy !req
65. missed the marathon.Copy !req
66. Yeah, that's him.Copy !req
67. He's from, uh,
Trinidad and Tobago, right?Copy !req
68. Yeah, yeah. He's
Trinidadian and Tobagan.Copy !req
69. How do you oversleep
at the Olympics?Copy !req
70. Oh, I know. I know.Copy !req
71. I mean, it's like
the biggest event of your life.Copy !req
72. You think you'd have, like,
six alarm clocks.Copy !req
73. Paying off little kids
in the villageCopy !req
74. to come banging
on your door.Copy !req
75. Yeah. Well, he was
pretty devastated.Copy !req
76. I mean, this is his first
race in three years.
Hm.Copy !req
77. That's a big responsibility
on your hands.Copy !req
78. What responsibility?
I don't have any responsibility.Copy !req
79. What responsibility?
I don't have any responsibility.Copy !req
80. What, you gotta
wake him up.Copy !req
81. Oh. He'll get up.Copy !req
82. Hi, Judy.Copy !req
83. Hi, Elaine, how are you?Copy !req
84. I'm fine. Heh.Copy !req
85. I've seen her
in your building.
Yeah.Copy !req
86. I didn't know
she was married.Copy !req
87. She's not.Copy !req
88. And the guy just took off.Copy !req
89. Don't say anything
to anybody.Copy !req
90. Who am I gonna tell?Copy !req
91. I know. It's just something
you have to say.Copy !req
92. George... we just got
the final budget numbers.Copy !req
93. We went over budget
on some of the items,Copy !req
94. but I don't think
there's gonna be a problem.Copy !req
95. I'll let you get back
to work, George.Copy !req
96. He overslept
and missed the whole race.Copy !req
97. Isn't that
amazing?Copy !req
98. I'll tell you what happened.Copy !req
99. I bet he got
the a.m.-p.m. mixed up.Copy !req
100. I bet he got
the a.m.-p.m. mixed up.Copy !req
101. Hm. My money's
on the snooze.Copy !req
102. I bet he hit the snooze
for an extra five,Copy !req
103. and it never came back on.Copy !req
104. Imagine, your whole life
riding on an alarm clock.Copy !req
105. Alarm clocks. I never use them.
Don't trust them.Copy !req
106. What do you do?Copy !req
107. Oh, I have a, uh,
mental alarm.Copy !req
108. I set my head
for quarter to 7 and...Copy !req
109. I get up.Copy !req
110. Always works?Copy !req
111. Oh, it never
fails.Copy !req
112. See, it's based on
your body clock.Copy !req
113. See, your body has
an internal mechanism.Copy !req
114. It knows what time it is.Copy !req
115. Mm-hm. What's
with the bucket?Copy !req
116. Lomez, he sold me
his hot tub.Copy !req
117. Hot tub?Copy !req
118. Yeah, it's in
my living room.Copy !req
119. I just gotta
fill it.Copy !req
120. You put a hot tub
in your living room?Copy !req
121. Oh, it's a beauty.Copy !req
122. It's got these high-volume
accusage jets,Copy !req
123. oscillating and pulsating,Copy !req
124. soothing your every
aching muscle.Copy !req
125. That water's gonna get
over 120 degrees.Copy !req
126. Is that tolerable?Copy !req
127. Oh, it's tolerable.Copy !req
128. Isn't that
the same temperatureCopy !req
129. of the coffee
that scalded you?Copy !req
130. Oh, I think it's
a little cooler than that.Copy !req
131. He, uh, doesn't have
any running water?Copy !req
132. I don't ask those kind
of questions anymore.Copy !req
133. Jerry. Jerry,
this is Jean-Paul.Copy !req
134. Ah, hi, Jean-Paul.
Nice to meet you.Copy !req
135. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
136. Sorry about the Olympics.Copy !req
137. Me too.Copy !req
138. Listen, listen.
I'm gonna go call work,Copy !req
139. see if I can get
my deadline extended.Copy !req
140. I-I can't come up with anything
for this thing.Copy !req
141. Oh. Catalog-writer's block?Copy !req
142. Oh. Catalog-writer's block?Copy !req
143. Yeah, that's funny.Copy !req
144. So, what happened?Copy !req
145. The snooze alarm,
wasn't it?Copy !req
146. No, man, it wasn't
the snooze.Copy !req
147. Most people think
it was the snooze.Copy !req
148. But no. No snooze.Copy !req
149. A.m.-p.m?Copy !req
150. Man, it wasn't
the a.m.-p.m.Copy !req
151. It was the volume.Copy !req
152. Oh, the volume.Copy !req
153. Yes,
the volume.Copy !req
154. Yes,
the volume.Copy !req
155. There was a separate knob
for the radio alarm.Copy !req
156. Oh, separate knob.Copy !req
157. Yes, separate
knob.Copy !req
158. Why separate knob?
Why separate knob?Copy !req
159. Some people like to
have the radio alarmCopy !req
160. a little louder than the radio.Copy !req
161. Oh, please, man. Please!Copy !req
162. Don't worry. It's not
gonna happen again.Copy !req
163. Not if I have
anything to say about it.Copy !req
164. Elaine, what's
the alarm clockCopy !req
165. situation
at your house?Copy !req
166. Jerry—Copy !req
167. It's a simple question.Copy !req
168. I've got an alarm, okay?Copy !req
169. I've got an alarm, okay?Copy !req
170. That old one?
Didn't I onceCopy !req
171. miss a flight to Cleveland
because of that alarm clock?Copy !req
172. Flight to Cleveland?Copy !req
173. It works.Copy !req
174. Elaine.Copy !req
175. It works.Copy !req
176. "Singing duo,
Captain and..."?Copy !req
177. Tenille!Copy !req
178. Come on.Copy !req
179. Ahhh!Copy !req
180. George. Uh...Copy !req
181. I think you may beCopy !req
182. taking work
a little too seriously.Copy !req
183. Well, I've got a lot to do!Copy !req
184. George, I'll tell you
what I'd like you to do.Copy !req
185. I-I'd like you to
drop everything.Copy !req
186. I have this fun little
assignment I think you'll enjoy.Copy !req
187. There are some, uh, reps in
from the Houston AstrosCopy !req
188. for talks on that
Interleague Play.Copy !req
189. And I want you
to show them a good time.Copy !req
190. Hey.Copy !req
191. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
192. You're 40 minutes late.Copy !req
193. What happened?Copy !req
194. What happened?Copy !req
195. I got held up.Copy !req
196. Do you mind if
I heat this muffin up?Copy !req
197. No.Copy !req
198. What? What is
the problem?Copy !req
199. Well, you said you were gonna
be here a certain time...Copy !req
200. and you weren't.Copy !req
201. Uh-huh, uh-huh. And this
all means, uh, what?Copy !req
202. Well, it means that a man
has come from very far awayCopy !req
203. to compete
in a very difficult race.Copy !req
204. He's put his faith in you. And
frankly, I'm a little concerned.Copy !req
205. Oh, are you?Copy !req
206. Yes, I am.
Uh-huh. Hey.Copy !req
207. I'm not running
in the marathon. He is.Copy !req
208. Yeah, I know that.Copy !req
209. I got enough
to think aboutCopy !req
210. just trying to come up
with some load of crapCopy !req
211. just trying to come up
with some load of crapCopy !req
212. for that Himalayan
walking shoe.Copy !req
213. I mean, I've given him
a place to stay,Copy !req
214. I'll set an alarm,
but I'm not gonna turn my lifeCopy !req
215. completely upside down
for this guy.Copy !req
216. I'm not talking about
upside down.Copy !req
217. I'm talking about
waking him up.Copy !req
218. Hey, Jean-Paul.Copy !req
219. Hey, Jean-Paul,
how was your soak?Copy !req
220. Was it a good soak?Copy !req
221. Oh, man, very good soak.Copy !req
222. The soak of the year.Copy !req
223. What's burning?Copy !req
224. Oh! My muffin.Copy !req
225. Oh, shoot.Copy !req
226. What happened?Copy !req
227. What happened?Copy !req
228. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
229. I set this thing
for 20 seconds.Copy !req
230. Oh, this was set
for two minutes, see?Copy !req
231. Don't say anything.Copy !req
232. Don't say
anything!Copy !req
233. You mis-set the timer?Copy !req
234. Jean-Paul, it's not
my microwave, okay? Okay?Copy !req
235. All right, listen,
let's just go.Copy !req
236. Come on, Jean-Paul,
let's go.Copy !req
237. Let's go.
Okay.Copy !req
238. All right. We'll see you
at the race, okay?Copy !req
239. Yeah, I hope so.
Oh, that's cute.Copy !req
240. Kramer, I'm telling you,Copy !req
241. Elaine doesn't know
what the hell she's doing.Copy !req
242. Elaine doesn't know
what the hell she's doing.Copy !req
243. I gotta take over
this whole operation.Copy !req
244. Jerry, look how
tense you are.Copy !req
245. You need to take a soak.Copy !req
246. I'm not taking a soakCopy !req
247. in that human bacteria frappe
you got going there.Copy !req
248. Oh, no, I'm telling you,
it's great.Copy !req
249. I opened up all the windows.Copy !req
250. The air is cold,Copy !req
251. the tub is boiling hot.Copy !req
252. It's like Sweden, man.Copy !req
253. Swee-den.Copy !req
254. Oh...Copy !req
255. yeah.Copy !req
256. Ahh!Copy !req
257. Till this bastard
over here says:Copy !req
258. "Let's call the sons
of bitches,Copy !req
259. go visit them
in New York."Copy !req
260. Well, we're certainly so glad
that you could make it.Copy !req
261. I like your organization,
George. Heh-heh.Copy !req
262. We've been talking to
a real friendlyCopy !req
263. son of a bitch
in the front office.Copy !req
264. son of a bitch
in the front office.Copy !req
265. Wilhelm, I think
his name is.Copy !req
266. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
267. Mr. Wilhelm, yeah.Copy !req
268. He told us that
George Costanza'sCopy !req
269. gonna be taking us
bastardsCopy !req
270. out on
the town.Copy !req
271. I said,
"That son of a bitchCopy !req
272. doesn't know what he's got
in store for him."Copy !req
273. Finish your drink?Copy !req
274. Oh, yeah, al-almost.
Almost.Copy !req
275. Well, let's get
that bastardCopy !req
276. to bring us another round.
Come on, now.Copy !req
277. You a big drinker,
George?Copy !req
278. Well, maybe not as much
as this bastard.Copy !req
279. I can hold my own.Copy !req
280. Jean-Paul, I asked you
down here this morningCopy !req
281. because I am
concerned.Copy !req
282. Concerned that tomorrow
is perhaps the biggest raceCopy !req
283. of your entire career.Copy !req
284. And the person with whom
you have chosen to stay...Copy !req
285. is, uh...Copy !req
286. What are you saying?Copy !req
287. I'm saying, get the hell
out of there!Copy !req
288. Let me put you in a hotel.
You'll be comfortable.Copy !req
289. You'll be near
the starting line.Copy !req
290. And most importantly,Copy !req
291. you'll have a wake-up call,
Jean-Paul.Copy !req
292. A wake-up call.Copy !req
293. Wake-up call.Copy !req
294. Wake-up call.Copy !req
295. These people never fail.Copy !req
296. They sit in a room
with a big clock all night long,Copy !req
297. just waiting to make that call.Copy !req
298. No, I will stay
with Elaine.Copy !req
299. it would be rude.Copy !req
300. Hey, you bastards.Copy !req
301. Hey, so how was
the meeting?Copy !req
302. You know, I really like
those sons of bitches.Copy !req
303. Sons of bitches?
Yeah.Copy !req
304. That's how they talk,
you know.Copy !req
305. Everyone's a either bastard
or a son of a bitch.Copy !req
306. Yeah, it's like, uh,Copy !req
307. "Boy, that son of a bitch
Boggs can really hit, huh?"Copy !req
308. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
309. That's how they talk
in the Major League.Copy !req
310. Oh.Copy !req
311. Oh, boy.Copy !req
312. Hey-hey.Copy !req
313. How many sweaters
you got on?Copy !req
314. Oh. Four.Copy !req
315. Yeah, could I have
a cup of tea?Copy !req
316. Boiling hot.Copy !req
317. What's going on?Copy !req
318. I fell asleep
in the hot tub,Copy !req
319. and the heat pump broke.Copy !req
320. Water went down
to 58 degrees.Copy !req
321. I can't get my core
temperature back up.Copy !req
322. Your core temperature?Copy !req
323. Here, feel my hand.
Yeah, feel.Copy !req
324. Here, feel my hand.
Yeah, feel.Copy !req
325. This son of a bitch
is ice cold.Copy !req
326. Hello.Copy !req
327. Is that you, George?Copy !req
328. Yeah, it's me.
Is this Clayton?Copy !req
329. Well, listen,
you son of a bitch,Copy !req
330. you know where we are?Copy !req
331. Thirty thousand feet above
your head, you bastard.
Woo!Copy !req
332. What are they doing letting
you bastards on an airplane?Copy !req
333. Don't they know that's
against FAA regulation?Copy !req
334. Hush up now.
I can't hear him.Copy !req
335. Listen, I want you guys to
send along those agreementsCopy !req
336. the minute you land.Copy !req
337. Our boys can't wait to
kick your butts.Copy !req
338. When's that bastard
coming to Houston?Copy !req
339. When's that bastard
coming to Houston?Copy !req
340. Hey, Zeke wants to knowCopy !req
341. when you Yankee bastards
are coming to Houston?Copy !req
342. You tell that son of a bitch,Copy !req
343. no Yankee is ever
coming to Houston.Copy !req
344. Not as long as you bastards
are running things.Copy !req
345. Now, now, speak up, George.
I can't hear you.Copy !req
346. You tell that son of a bitchCopy !req
347. no Yankee is ever
coming to Houston!Copy !req
348. Not as long as you bastards
are running things.Copy !req
349. George!Copy !req
350. Get ahold of yourself.Copy !req
351. Mr. Wilhelm.
What's the matter with you?Copy !req
352. Well, I—Copy !req
353. It was a cold winter's night
in Timbuktu.Copy !req
354. It was a cold winter's night
in Timbuktu.Copy !req
355. Oh!Copy !req
356. This stinks.Copy !req
357. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
358. God!Copy !req
359. Hello.
Hello.Copy !req
360. I'm a friend of Elaine's.Copy !req
361. Oh, hi.Copy !req
362. Oh.
Look at thatCopy !req
363. cute little
bastard.Copy !req
364. You are mommy'sCopy !req
365. little bastard,
aren't you?Copy !req
366. little bastard,
aren't you?Copy !req
367. What the hell are you doing
harassing my tenants?Copy !req
368. Oh, come on,
you son of a bitch.Copy !req
369. I'm just trying
to be friendly.Copy !req
370. All right, that's it.
Let's go.Copy !req
371. What? Man, I got
a race tomorrow.Copy !req
372. Whoa. It's like
a furnace in here.Copy !req
373. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
374. Yeah, I turned up the heat.Copy !req
375. Turn up the heat
in your own apartment.Copy !req
376. I'm freezing.Copy !req
377. I just need to get
my hot tub running.Copy !req
378. I'm waiting
for my new heat pump.Copy !req
379. Well, what's in this giant box
out in the hall?Copy !req
380. Well, what's in this giant box
out in the hall?Copy !req
381. Huh? Oh,
that must be it.Copy !req
382. Yeah? It's huge.Copy !req
383. Yeah, yeah. I got
the biggest one they had.Copy !req
384. Yeah, it's industrial strength.
Sixteen thousand Btu's.Copy !req
385. Hello.Copy !req
386. Yeah. I can be there
in 10 minutes.Copy !req
387. You can count on me.Copy !req
388. What?Copy !req
389. I got the call.Copy !req
390. Jean-Paul?Copy !req
391. Jean-Paul.Copy !req
392. Very lucky to find
this hotel, Jean-Paul.Copy !req
393. Man, I just want to
get some sleep.Copy !req
394. All right. Let's
check out the clock.Copy !req
395. Notch good.Copy !req
396. 6:50.Copy !req
397. Volume check.Copy !req
398. What kind of music
you wanna wake up to?Copy !req
399. Top 40? Classical?Copy !req
400. Man, whatever.Copy !req
401. How about adult contemporary?Copy !req
402. Fine, adult contemporary.
Just pick one!Copy !req
403. All right.Copy !req
404. All right.Copy !req
405. We're going with adult contempo.Copy !req
406. And now the fail-safe.Copy !req
407. The wake-up guy.Copy !req
408. Yes, yes, the wake-up guy.Copy !req
409. Front desk.Copy !req
410. Yes, this is room 419.Copy !req
411. I would like a wake-up call
for 6:50 a.m. tomorrow morning.Copy !req
412. Yes, sir.Copy !req
413. That's room 419,
6:50 a.m.Copy !req
414. Four, one, niner.Copy !req
415. Yes, I got it,
sir.Copy !req
416. You only had to say it once.Copy !req
417. You only had to say it once.Copy !req
418. I know, but it's a very
important wake-up call,Copy !req
419. and I don't wanna take
any chances.Copy !req
420. Every wake-up call
I make is important.Copy !req
421. You're no more important
than any of our guests.Copy !req
422. Well, I just don't wanna
get into a whole thingCopy !req
423. with you here, but—Copy !req
424. Are you through?Copy !req
425. Yeah, I am.
But, I just—Copy !req
426. Hm.Copy !req
427. What is it?Copy !req
428. I think I offended
the wake-up guy.Copy !req
429. No, no.Copy !req
430. No, no, I did. I think
he's got it in for me.Copy !req
431. Man, he doesn't
have it in for you.Copy !req
432. Man, he doesn't
have it in for you.Copy !req
433. What if he doesn't call now
out of spite?Copy !req
434. It is his job.Copy !req
435. I'm not comfortable.Copy !req
436. For God's sake.Copy !req
437. Jean-Paul?Copy !req
438. Hey, Jean-Paul?Copy !req
439. Jean-Paul?Copy !req
440. Jean-Paul?Copy !req
441. Jean-Paul?Copy !req
442. Oh, man.Copy !req
443. Oh, machine.Copy !req
444. I'm not here.
Leave a message.Copy !req
445. Jerry. Jerry,
Jean-Paul's missing.Copy !req
446. He's alone in the city.
Call me back.Copy !req
447. Judy, hi. Listen—Copy !req
448. You know, you have got
some nerve, Elaine.Copy !req
449. I told you about that baby
in confidence.Copy !req
450. Oh, I didn't tell
anyone.Copy !req
451. Well, your friend certainly
seemed to know all about it.Copy !req
452. Well, your friend certainly
seemed to know all about it.Copy !req
453. Jerry.Copy !req
454. I feel much better here
at my home base, Jean-Paul.Copy !req
455. It's a controlled
environment.Copy !req
456. It's a marathon, you know,
26 miles.Copy !req
457. I need to get some sleep.Copy !req
458. Hey, believe me,Copy !req
459. if I had been with you
there in Barcelona...Copy !req
460. you'd be polishing
that medal right now.Copy !req
461. I left a comfortable
hotel bedroom for this.Copy !req
462. That wake-up guy was trouble.Copy !req
463. All right. I'll be right back.Copy !req
464. Man, that thing is noisy.Copy !req
465. Yeah, yeah. We're cranking
along pretty good!Copy !req
466. We're almost
up to 80 degrees!Copy !req
467. Yeah. Listen.
Do me a favor.Copy !req
468. Set your mental alarm
for 6:30 and give me a call.Copy !req
469. Yeah. Okay.
Wait—Copy !req
470. Done.Copy !req
471. He's put his faith in you.
He's put his faith in you.Copy !req
472. He's put his faith in you.
He's put his faith in you.Copy !req
473. I trust Elaine.
She is my friend.Copy !req
474. I trust Elaine.
She is my friend.Copy !req
475. Frankly, I'm a little
concerned.Copy !req
476. Ugh. I'm exhausted.Copy !req
477. I've been on this street
1000 times.Copy !req
478. It's never looked so strange.Copy !req
479. The faces... so cold.Copy !req
480. In the distance,
a child is crying.Copy !req
481. Fatherless.Copy !req
482. A bastard child, perhaps.Copy !req
483. A bastard child, perhaps.Copy !req
484. My back aches.Copy !req
485. My heart aches.
But my feet...Copy !req
486. My feet are resilient.Copy !req
487. Thank god I took off my heels
and put on my...Copy !req
488. Himalayan walking shoes!Copy !req
489. Yes!Copy !req
490. 4:02?Copy !req
491. 8:47! Jean-Paul, wake up!
Wake up!Copy !req
492. Jean-Paul.
The electricity went out.Copy !req
493. Wake up, wake up.
We've gotta go!Copy !req
494. It's 8:47!Copy !req
495. 8:47?Copy !req
496. Come on. Just put
your clothes on.Copy !req
497. You'll get dressed
in the car.Copy !req
498. Idiot, I trusted you!Copy !req
499. Kramer, what happened
in the building?Copy !req
500. The electricity went out.Copy !req
501. Yeah, the heat pump
blew all the fuses.Copy !req
502. What happened
to your mental alarm?Copy !req
503. Well, I guess I hit
the snooze.Copy !req
504. Make way. I've got—
I've got a runner here.Copy !req
505. Get out of the way.Copy !req
506. Make way, make way.Copy !req
507. Make way.
He's a contender.Copy !req
508. Hey. Hold it.Copy !req
509. I'm late, man.
I'm in the race.Copy !req
510. Go ahead.Copy !req
511. Thank you, Jerry.
A wonderful driver.Copy !req
512. Fantastic route, man.Copy !req
513. All right, go.
It's a race! Come on!Copy !req
514. All right, go.
It's a race! Come on!Copy !req
515. You wanted to see me,
Mr. Steinbrenner?Copy !req
516. Yes, George.
Come in, come in.Copy !req
517. George, word has it you've been
cracking under the pressure.Copy !req
518. Can't cope, can't stand
the heat. Spit the bit.Copy !req
519. Oh, Mr. Steinbrenner,
I can explain—Copy !req
520. We all get a little
cuckoo sometimes.Copy !req
521. I used to be
like you.Copy !req
522. Berating personnel,
calling managers during a game.Copy !req
523. Threatening to move
the team to New JerseyCopy !req
524. just to upset people.Copy !req
525. And then I found
a way to relax.Copy !req
526. I've got two words
to say to you, George:Copy !req
527. hot tub.Copy !req
528. I'm telling you, I never told
anyone about that baby.Copy !req
529. I'm telling you, I never told
anyone about that baby.Copy !req
530. I never even went
near your building.Copy !req
531. Then how did
she find out, Jerry?Copy !req
532. Maybe you should check
with the rabbi.Copy !req
533. You want some hot tea?Copy !req
534. Oh, no, thank you.Copy !req
535. Oh. There's some runners.
Here they come.Copy !req
536. There's Jean-Paul.
He's out front.Copy !req
537. He's
leading!Copy !req
538. Go, Jean-Paul!Copy !req
539. Yeah!
Come on!Copy !req
540. Woo!Copy !req
541. One mile to go,
Jean-Paul.Copy !req
542. Go Jean-Paul!Copy !req
543. Go Jean-Paul!Copy !req
544. How are you
enjoying it, George?Copy !req
545. Melts that tension away,
doesn't it?Copy !req
546. You gotta get that jet
on the good spot.Copy !req
547. Oh, oh, ooh, ooh.Copy !req
548. Yes, that feels good.
Yes, that's real good.Copy !req
549. Oh, yeah, that's where
I keep all my tension.Copy !req
550. Right under
that chicken bone.Copy !req
551. Sometimes I'll get my wife
to just stick her thumbCopy !req
552. right in there
like a screwdriver.Copy !req
553. You know, the Phillips head,
not the flat one.Copy !req
554. Oh, God. Those flat ones
frustrate me.Copy !req
555. You got it in,
but it slips out.Copy !req
556. You put it in again,
it slips out again.Copy !req
557. You a single man,
George?Copy !req
558. Well, I—
I just recently—Copy !req
559. If you wanna get something
wild going on in your life,Copy !req
560. you get a girl and bring her
in one of these things.Copy !req
561. you get a girl and bring her
in one of these things.Copy !req
562. It's like four shots
of Wild Turkey.Copy !req
563. She'll think you're
Hopalong Cassidy.Copy !req
564. Terrible about that
Mickey Mantle, wasn't it?Copy !req
565. You know,
we used to talk.Copy !req
566. I don't think he liked me
very much, you know.Copy !req