1. When you wake up,
it's like you're being bornCopy !req
2. all over again.Copy !req
3. You can't see, you can't talk.Copy !req
4. You're on your way
to the bathroomCopy !req
5. trying to remember,
"How do I walk?"Copy !req
6. It's like you've never been
alive before.Copy !req
7. If any invention
marks the declineCopy !req
8. of human civilization
it would have to beCopy !req
9. the snooze alarm.Copy !req
10. The snooze alarm
is based on the ideaCopy !req
11. that when the alarm goes off,
you are not getting up.Copy !req
12. You're not even awake,
you're already a failure.Copy !req
13. They should sell
the snooze alarmCopy !req
14. with an unemployment application
and a bottle of tequila.Copy !req
15. with an unemployment application
and a bottle of tequila.Copy !req
16. Just make it a complete,
pathetic loser kit.Copy !req
17. Hello.Copy !req
18. This is your wake-up service.Copy !req
19. It's 7:15.Copy !req
20. Oh, God.Copy !req
21. Oh, I could use
a few more hours sleep.Copy !req
22. Hot date last night?Copy !req
23. I wish.Copy !req
24. A woman with a sexy voice
like yours,Copy !req
25. it's hard to believe
you're waking up alone.Copy !req
26. Really?Copy !req
27. Thank you.Copy !req
28. Tri-State-wake-up service...Copy !req
29. person.Copy !req
30. Call me James.Copy !req
31. Oh, all right...Copy !req
32. James.Copy !req
33. Your wake-up guy
asked you out?Copy !req
34. Yeah. I've never seen him,
but I feel likeCopy !req
35. we have this weirdly intimate
relationship.Copy !req
36. I mean, I'm lying in bed,
I'm wearing my nightie...Copy !req
37. I don't know. Blind date?Copy !req
38. What? You wanna go out
with my cousin Holly.Copy !req
39. What? You wanna go out
with my cousin Holly.Copy !req
40. You've never met her.Copy !req
41. Yeah, but I've seen
pictures of her.Copy !req
42. At least I've spoken to my guy.
You're going out on a deaf date.Copy !req
43. I'd rather go on a deaf date
than a blind date.Copy !req
44. Would you rather
date the blind or the deaf?Copy !req
45. Oh.Copy !req
46. Now you're off on a topic.Copy !req
47. Now, I think
I would rather date the deaf.Copy !req
48. Uh-huh.Copy !req
49. Because I think the blind
would be a little messyCopy !req
50. around the house.Copy !req
51. I mean, let's face it,Copy !req
52. they're not gonna
get all the crumbs.Copy !req
53. You're constantly
walking around with a sponge.Copy !req
54. You're constantly
walking around with a sponge.Copy !req
55. See, I disagree.
I would rather date the blind.Copy !req
56. You could let the house go,
you let yourself go.Copy !req
57. A good-looking blind womanCopy !req
58. doesn't really know
you're not good enough for her.Copy !req
59. She'd figure it out
soon enough.Copy !req
60. What?Copy !req
61. What is this?Copy !req
62. Veggie sandwich
and a grapefruit.Copy !req
63. Veggie sandwich
and a grapefruit.Copy !req
64. What are you turning into?Copy !req
65. A healthy person.Copy !req
66. Ow!Copy !req
67. Ow!Copy !req
68. Ow!
You squirted me.Copy !req
69. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
70. Boy, that stings.Copy !req
71. George.
Have you seen Morgan?Copy !req
72. No.Copy !req
73. He's been coming in
later and later.Copy !req
74. Is there something wrong?Copy !req
75. No, not that I know of.Copy !req
76. Really.
Hm.Copy !req
77. Well, make sure he signs this.Copy !req
78. If there's a problem
with Morgan, you can tell me.Copy !req
79. Morgan?Copy !req
80. No, he's doing a great job.Copy !req
81. I understand.Copy !req
82. I still can't believeCopy !req
83. you're going
on a blind date.Copy !req
84. I'm not worried.Copy !req
85. He sounds like
he's really good-looking.Copy !req
86. You're going by sound?
What are we, whales?Copy !req
87. I think I can tell.Copy !req
88. Elaine, what percentage
of people are good-looking?Copy !req
89. Twenty-five percent.Copy !req
90. Twenty-five percent?
Mm-hm.Copy !req
91. No way.
It's like 4 to 6 percent.Copy !req
92. It's a 20-1 shot.Copy !req
93. You're way off.Copy !req
94. Way off? Have you been
to the motor vehicle bureau?Copy !req
95. It's a leper colony down there.Copy !req
96. So basically what
you're saying is,Copy !req
97. So basically what
you're saying is,Copy !req
98. 95 percent of the population
is undateable?Copy !req
99. Undateable!Copy !req
100. Then how are all these people
getting together?Copy !req
101. Alcohol.Copy !req
102. What is your problem?Copy !req
103. No problem here.Copy !req
104. You keep winking at me.
That's really obnoxious.Copy !req
105. I had no idea.Copy !req
106. Right there!Copy !req
107. You just did it again.Copy !req
108. Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
109. It's from that grapefruit
that Jerry squirted at me.Copy !req
110. Oh, your eye still hurts?
Yeah.Copy !req
111. You must've squirted
a piece of pulp in it too.Copy !req
112. Pulp couldn't make it
across the table.Copy !req
113. Pulp can move, baby!Copy !req
114. Why can't you eat
a real breakfast?Copy !req
115. I eat healthy.Copy !req
116. If I have to take out an eye,Copy !req
117. that's the breaks.Copy !req
118. Wait a minute.Copy !req
119. I must've been winking
at the office.Copy !req
120. That's why Mr. Wilhelm
was acting so misterioso.Copy !req
121. What did he think,
you were flirting with him?Copy !req
122. Heh-heh-hoo.Copy !req
123. No!Copy !req
124. He thought I was
hiding something about Morgan.Copy !req
125. Hey, guys.
Hey, Jughead.Copy !req
126. Hello, Archie.Copy !req
127. Veronica.Copy !req
128. Mr. Weatherbee.Copy !req
129. Mr. Weatherbee.Copy !req
130. Whoa.Copy !req
131. Is this Don Mattingly's
signature?Copy !req
132. Yeah.Copy !req
133. And Buck Showalter's?Copy !req
134. It's an interoffice envelope.Copy !req
135. It gets passed around all over.Copy !req
136. Can I show this
to my buddy, Stubs?Copy !req
137. He runs
a sports memorabilia store.Copy !req
138. He'll pay top dollar
for pro autographs.Copy !req
139. Like I'm gonna risk my job
with the New York YankeesCopy !req
140. to make a few extra bucks.Copy !req
141. No, of course not.Copy !req
142. No, you see, Don Mattingly
signed this envelope.Copy !req
143. No, you see, Don Mattingly
signed this envelope.Copy !req
144. Then he sent it to room 318,
where it was receivedCopy !req
145. and signed for,
by manager Buck Showalter.Copy !req
146. I don't know.Copy !req
147. An envelope
doesn't really cut it.
Why?Copy !req
148. What is this?Copy !req
149. A birthday card.Copy !req
150. Signed by the entire
Yankee organization?Copy !req
151. This could be worth something.Copy !req
152. Is that the lovely
Mrs. Morgan?Copy !req
153. MRS.
Hello.Copy !req
154. You got that birthday card?Copy !req
155. Birthday card?Copy !req
156. Mr. Steinbrenner's
birthday card.Copy !req
157. Mr. Steinbrenner's
birthday card.Copy !req
158. Wilhelm said
you'd have it for me to sign.Copy !req
159. Oh.Copy !req
160. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
161. I, uh, have that for you
right after lunch.Copy !req
162. Fine, I'll be back
after my massage.Copy !req
163. Of course, your massage.Copy !req
164. Enjoy your massage.Copy !req
165. Hello?Copy !req
166. Elaine?Copy !req
167. James!Copy !req
168. Oh.Copy !req
169. Oh.Copy !req
170. Hello.Copy !req
171. Whew!Copy !req
172. I can't believe Elaine's
never taken you here before.Copy !req
173. I'm not much of a meat eater.Copy !req
174. You don't eat meat?
What are you, one of those—?Copy !req
175. No, I'm not...
one of those.Copy !req
176. When we were little girls,
Grandma Mema would take usCopy !req
177. to a matinee
and then dinner here.Copy !req
178. Grandma Mema?Copy !req
179. Elaine must have mentioned
Grandma Mema.Copy !req
180. No, I think I would
have remembered Mema.Copy !req
181. That's typical.Copy !req
182. Elaine never liked
Grandma Mema.Copy !req
183. Elaine never liked
Grandma Mema.Copy !req
184. Ready?Copy !req
185. I'll have the porterhouse,
medium rare,Copy !req
186. baked potato with sour cream.Copy !req
187. What do you recommend
besides the steak?Copy !req
188. The lamb chops are good.Copy !req
189. Anything lighter?Copy !req
190. How do you prepare
the chicken?Copy !req
191. It's a full bird,
stuffed with ham,Copy !req
192. topped with Gorgonzola.Copy !req
193. You know what?
I'll just have a salad.Copy !req
194. Thank you.Copy !req
195. Just a salad.Copy !req
196. Just a salad.Copy !req
197. Just a salad.Copy !req
198. Here you are.Copy !req
199. Here you are.Copy !req
200. Hey, boys.
Hey, you.Copy !req
201. Oh.Copy !req
202. These are your dogs?
Yeah.Copy !req
203. When you live alone,
your dogs are all you have.Copy !req
204. Do you like dogs?Copy !req
205. Shut... up!Copy !req
206. You stupid little mutt!Copy !req
207. Dogs?
Oh, I— I love dogs.Copy !req
208. Boys, this is Elaine.Copy !req
209. Sorry.Copy !req
210. They're usually very friendly.Copy !req
211. Hey.Copy !req
212. Mr. Morgan,
how was your massage?Copy !req
213. I had to cancel it.Copy !req
214. For some reason,
my wife got it into her headCopy !req
215. that it was more
than just a massage.Copy !req
216. Really?Copy !req
217. Yeah, we got into
this big fight,Copy !req
218. looks like tonight
I'm sleeping on the couch.Copy !req
219. Hey, listen, don't oversleep.Copy !req
220. You can't afford
to be late again.Copy !req
221. Somebody around here has been
giving Wilhelm the impressionCopy !req
222. that I've been slacking off.Copy !req
223. Hey, you should try
my friend's wake-up service.Copy !req
224. She swears by this thing.Copy !req
225. Costanza, you may be
my only friend around here.Copy !req
226. You got that birthday card?Copy !req
227. Uh, not yet.Copy !req
228. Uh, not yet.Copy !req
229. Make sure Steinbrenner
doesn't get it until I sign it.Copy !req
230. Yes, sir.Copy !req
231. I just don't understand it.Copy !req
232. As soon as I met these dogs,
they started growling at me.Copy !req
233. Maybe his dogs heard about
how you tried to kidnapCopy !req
234. that other dog.Copy !req
235. These mutts like to gossip.Copy !req
236. So have you
talked to Holly?Copy !req
237. Uh-huh.Copy !req
238. Did she mention anything
about our lunch?Copy !req
239. Um... kind of.Copy !req
240. What do you mean, kind of?Copy !req
241. I mean, she thought
it was kind of strangeCopy !req
242. to just order a salad.Copy !req
243. You know... for a man.Copy !req
244. You know... for a man.Copy !req
245. Like a quiche thing?Copy !req
246. You're in the ballpark.Copy !req
247. Salad. What was I thinking?Copy !req
248. Women don't respect
salad-eaters.Copy !req
249. You got that right.Copy !req
250. You're going over there
for dinner tonight?Copy !req
251. Mm-hm.Copy !req
252. What is she making?Copy !req
253. I don't know,
but I'm sure it had parents.Copy !req
254. Call her up.Copy !req
255. She won't mind if you come.Copy !req
256. Oh, don't worry.
I'll be there.Copy !req
257. And I'll be packing an artery.Copy !req
258. And I'll be packing an artery.Copy !req
259. Well, Mr. Weatherbee.Copy !req
260. Do you have
that Yankee envelope?Copy !req
261. I sure do.Copy !req
262. Oh.Copy !req
263. There you are.Copy !req
264. You'll be very pleased
when you see what's inside.Copy !req
265. What is this?Copy !req
266. Your cut of the loot.Copy !req
267. Stubs gave me $200Copy !req
268. for the autographed
birthday card inside.Copy !req
269. Who told you to sell the card?Copy !req
270. You did.Copy !req
271. No, I didn't.Copy !req
272. Not in so many words,Copy !req
273. Not in so many words,Copy !req
274. but I believe
we had an understanding.Copy !req
275. I was not winking, you idiot!Copy !req
276. That was the grapefruit!Copy !req
277. It's like acid!Copy !req
278. I need that card.
It's Mr. Steinbrenner's.Copy !req
279. I was responsible.Copy !req
280. Stubs already sold it to some
guy whose kid's in the hospital.Copy !req
281. Well, get it back!
It's very important!Copy !req
282. Look, you want me
to get it back or not?Copy !req
283. Get it back!Copy !req
284. This is such a lovely
table setting, Holly.Copy !req
285. Ooh. Where did you
get these napkins?Copy !req
286. Ooh. Where did you
get these napkins?Copy !req
287. They were Grandma Mema's.Copy !req
288. Oh, I don't remember them.Copy !req
289. You wouldn't.Copy !req
290. She only used them
on special occasions.Copy !req
291. Special occasions?Copy !req
292. It wasn't special
when my family visited?Copy !req
293. Everybody like mutton?Copy !req
294. Mm.
Mutton!Copy !req
295. Hope you didn't cut the fat off.Copy !req
296. Yeah, are you Bobby?Copy !req
297. Yes.Copy !req
298. Well, I heard that you have
a very special birthday cardCopy !req
299. with all the Yankee autographs
on it.Copy !req
300. with all the Yankee autographs
on it.Copy !req
301. I sure do, mister.Copy !req
302. Oh, boy. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
303. Stubs sure went to town
with this thing, huh?Copy !req
304. Bobby, what if I told you
that a very important personCopy !req
305. at the New York Yankees
needed this card back?Copy !req
306. Oh, no.Copy !req
307. I'd never part with this card
for anything in the world.Copy !req
308. Well, uh, Bobby, uh...Copy !req
309. Who's your favorite Yankee?Copy !req
310. Paul O'Neill.Copy !req
311. What if I get Paul O'Neill
to hit a home run tomorrowCopy !req
312. just for you?Copy !req
313. Really?Copy !req
314. Paul O'Neill would do that?Copy !req
315. For you, he would.Copy !req
316. For you, he would.Copy !req
317. Could he hit two home runs?Copy !req
318. Two?Copy !req
319. Sure, kid,
but then you got to promiseCopy !req
320. you'll do something for me.Copy !req
321. I know.Copy !req
322. Get out of this bed one day
and walk again.Copy !req
323. That would be nice,
but I really just need the card.Copy !req
324. What about this candelabra?Copy !req
325. That was Grandma Mema's also.Copy !req
326. She bought it on her trip
to Europe in 1926.Copy !req
327. Jerry, I'm thrilled
you like my mutton.Copy !req
328. I was afraid you only ate salad.Copy !req
329. Hey, salad's got nuttin'
on this mutton.Copy !req
330. Hey, salad's got nuttin'
on this mutton.Copy !req
331. That is so funny.
Did you just make that up?Copy !req
332. I wish I could take credit
for it.Copy !req
333. It's a line my butcher uses
when we're chewing the fat.Copy !req
334. How about that beautiful desk
over there?Copy !req
335. That was in
Mema's study.Copy !req
336. I love that desk.Copy !req
337. What'd you do, ransack the place
after she died?Copy !req
338. This is some fine mutton.Copy !req
339. I'm getting out of here.Copy !req
340. I'm getting out of here.Copy !req
341. Can I borrow your jacket?
Um...Copy !req
342. The thing is—
It's cold out, okay?Copy !req
343. I didn't bring my own.Copy !req
344. Yeah.
Jerry.Copy !req
345. Jerry!Copy !req
346. God forbid I should borrow one
from Holly.Copy !req
347. It might have belonged
to Grandma Mema.Copy !req
348. Thanks for mutton.Copy !req
349. Down, boy.Copy !req
350. Nice doggy.Copy !req
351. I'm a nice person.Copy !req
352. Don't believe what you hear.Copy !req
353. I love dogs.Copy !req
354. I really do.Copy !req
355. I really do.Copy !req
356. Where are the napkins?Copy !req
357. What?Copy !req
358. Grandma Mema's napkins.Copy !req
359. Two are missing.Copy !req
360. Elaine took them, didn't she?Copy !req
361. I don't know about that.Copy !req
362. Have you got any floss?Copy !req
363. You heard her.
She coveted them.Copy !req
364. She took them just to spite me.Copy !req
365. She's probably having
a good laugh about it right now.Copy !req
366. Oh!Copy !req
367. Down, doggy!Copy !req
368. Elaine, what are you doing
in this neighborhood?Copy !req
369. Did you hide the dogs?Copy !req
370. They're in the kitchen.Copy !req
371. It's okay.Copy !req
372. Quiet!Copy !req
373. What's going on?
Oh, God.Copy !req
374. These dogs were chasing me.
No cabs would stop.Copy !req
375. I had to get off the streetCopy !req
376. and I remembered
that you lived here.Copy !req
377. Why were dogs chasing you?Copy !req
378. They just don't like me.Copy !req
379. It's a long story.Copy !req
380. I can tell you someday,
but not right now.Copy !req
381. I'd ask you to stay tonight,
but I only have the sofa bed,Copy !req
382. and it's where I sleep.Copy !req
383. and it's where I sleep.Copy !req
384. We'll have to sleep head-to-toe.Copy !req
385. Head-to-toe?Copy !req
386. Head-to-toe.Copy !req
387. Hey.Copy !req
388. Hey.Copy !req
389. Wake up.Copy !req
390. It's 8:30!Copy !req
391. You were supposed to wake me up
at 7:15.Copy !req
392. I'm sorry.
I didn't get any sleep.Copy !req
393. You kept kicking me in the face.Copy !req
394. You're a wake-up guy.
Don't you have calls to make?Copy !req
395. I'll make 'em later.Copy !req
396. Ah.Copy !req
397. Have you seen Morgan?Copy !req
398. He's not here?
No, he's late again.Copy !req
399. I got him a wake-up service.Copy !req
400. Don't cover for him anymore.Copy !req
401. Don't cover for him anymore.Copy !req
402. He'll be gone soon,Copy !req
403. and I'm gonna recommend you
for his job.Copy !req
404. Gone?Copy !req
405. Sounds like all that winking
got you a promotion.Copy !req
406. I don't want Morgan's job.
He's got a lot of work to do.Copy !req
407. Elaine, your friend never
woke up Mr. Morgan.Copy !req
408. He was tired.
He had some feet in his face.Copy !req
409. My cousin Holly
is completely insane.Copy !req
410. She keeps calling and accusing
me of stealing her napkins.Copy !req
411. Napkins?Copy !req
412. I mean, why?Copy !req
413. Why would I take
her stupid napkins?Copy !req
414. Because they were in the pockets
of my jacket.Copy !req
415. Because they were in the pockets
of my jacket.Copy !req
416. They were?
Yes.Copy !req
417. I was using them
to spit out the mutton.Copy !req
418. You spit it out—Copy !req
419. I had dogs chasing me for that.Copy !req
420. I was almost mauled
because of that mutton!Copy !req
421. What exactly is mutton?Copy !req
422. I don't know
and I didn't want to find out.Copy !req
423. So where is my jacket?Copy !req
424. Oh. I must've left it
at James'.Copy !req
425. Spent the night
at James', did we?Copy !req
426. Yeah, but we reversed positions,
so there was no funny business.Copy !req
427. Yeah, but we reversed positions,
so there was no funny business.Copy !req
428. Reversed positions?Copy !req
429. Yeah.
Head-to-toe.Copy !req
430. So what? Your genitals
are still lined up.Copy !req
431. No, because I slept
with my back to him.Copy !req
432. Mr. O'Neill?
Yeah.Copy !req
433. Look, you don't know me...Copy !req
434. I can give you an autograph,
but my pen's screwed up.Copy !req
435. You'll probably only get, like,
half a P or something.Copy !req
436. You'll probably only get, like,
half a P or something.Copy !req
437. It's not that.Copy !req
438. It's about a little boy
in the hospital.Copy !req
439. I was wondering if you could do
something to lift his spirits?Copy !req
440. I can help you there.Copy !req
441. I promised him you would hit him
two home runs today.Copy !req
442. You know... a couple of dingers.Copy !req
443. You promised
a kid in the hospitalCopy !req
444. I'd hit two home runs?Copy !req
445. Yeah.
What, no good?Copy !req
446. It's terrible.Copy !req
447. You don't hit home runs
like that.Copy !req
448. It's hard.
And where did you get two from?Copy !req
449. Well, two
is better than one.Copy !req
450. That's ridiculous.
I'm not a home-run hitter.Copy !req
451. Babe Ruth did it.Copy !req
452. He did not.Copy !req
453. You're saying Babe Ruth
was a liar?Copy !req
454. You're saying Babe Ruth
was a liar?Copy !req
455. No, but he wasn't stupid enough
to promise two.Copy !req
456. Maybe I did overextend myself.Copy !req
457. How the heck
did you get in here?Copy !req
458. Oh, hi, Elaine.Copy !req
459. I lost all my 6:30 clients
because of you.Copy !req
460. Why did you have to stick
your feet in my face?Copy !req
461. Yes, I have the jacket.
Hold on.Copy !req
462. Fellas.Copy !req
463. What you got there?Copy !req
464. The Yankees take the field
on a beautiful afternoon.Copy !req
465. The Yankees take the field
on a beautiful afternoon.Copy !req
466. It's hot in here.Copy !req
467. Hey, Bobby,
can I have some of your juice?Copy !req
468. After Paul O'Neill
hits his first home run.Copy !req
469. Yeah.Copy !req
470. It's Holly.
Come on up.Copy !req
471. And the two-and-one pitch
to O'Neill...Copy !req
472. Whoa!Copy !req
473. Towering shot
to deep right field...Copy !req
474. and it's gone!Copy !req
475. Yeah!Copy !req
476. Yeah!Copy !req
477. A home run for Paul O'Neill.
The Yanks lead 1-nothing.Copy !req
478. Oh, yeah!
All right!Copy !req
479. Yeah.Copy !req
480. One more to go!Copy !req
481. Hey.
What's all this?Copy !req
482. I decided I'm gonna
make you dinner.Copy !req
483. I thought we were going out?Copy !req
484. After you scarfed up my mutton,
I had the irresistible urgeCopy !req
485. to make pork chops for you.Copy !req
486. I said hello to Franco for you.Copy !req
487. Franco?Copy !req
488. Your butcher down the street.Copy !req
489. Your butcher down the street.Copy !req
490. Oh.Copy !req
491. I bet he acted all aloof
like he didn't know me.Copy !req
492. A little.Copy !req
493. That is so Franco.Copy !req
494. Bottom of the eighth,
score tied at 1 apiece.Copy !req
495. Two-and-one to Paul O'Neill.Copy !req
496. Bobby, it's very hard to hit
two home runs in one game.Copy !req
497. Even for Paul O'Neill.Copy !req
498. He can do it, Mr. Kramer.Copy !req
499. I know he can.Copy !req
500. He'll do it for me.Copy !req
501. A long fly ball
into deep left field,Copy !req
502. and it drops just over
Belle's head.Copy !req
503. and it drops just over
Belle's head.Copy !req
504. O'Neill's rounding second,Copy !req
505. the ball rolling back
to the wall,Copy !req
506. O'Neill heading for third...Copy !req
507. All right.
Come on!Copy !req
508. O'Neill rounds third
and is being waved in.Copy !req
509. Yeah, go!
Go!Copy !req
510. And Martinez throws it over
Alomar's head,Copy !req
511. O'Neill is safe at home.Copy !req
512. The Yankees take the lead.Copy !req
513. Oh!
Inside-the-park home run!Copy !req
514. He did it!
He did it!Copy !req
515. All right!
I guess I'll be on my way.Copy !req
516. That's being scored
a triple for Paul O'Neill,Copy !req
517. with a throwing error
charged to Martinez.Copy !req
518. with a throwing error
charged to Martinez.Copy !req
519. Hey.Copy !req
520. That's not a home run.Copy !req
521. Well, maybe not technically,
but—Copy !req
522. You said he could hit
two home runs.Copy !req
523. Come on, Bobby.
Bobby, that's just as good!Copy !req
524. You're not taking that card!Copy !req
525. Bobby, we had a deal.Copy !req
526. Come on, give me that.Copy !req
527. So...Copy !req
528. is the chop the way you like it?Copy !req
529. I usually like mine
with an angioplasty.Copy !req
530. Something really stinks
to high— Holly.Copy !req
531. What are you doing here?Copy !req
532. What everyone does here:Copy !req
533. Cooking pork chops.Copy !req
534. Listen, I'm—Copy !req
535. I'm meeting James here.Copy !req
536. He's bringing over your jacket.Copy !req
537. What about the napkins?Copy !req
538. Oh, God.
I didn't take your napkins.Copy !req
539. Then who did?Copy !req
540. Ask Jerry.Copy !req
541. We could argue all night
over who took the napkins,Copy !req
542. but in today's modern world,
it just doesn't seem relevant.Copy !req
543. I still want to know what
happened to that birthday card.Copy !req
544. I still want to know what
happened to that birthday card.Copy !req
545. Morgan, did you ever sign it?Copy !req
546. No, sir,
George never gave it to me.Copy !req
547. That's right, I didn't.Copy !req
548. I take full responsibility
for the card not being here. I—Copy !req
549. Hey, I got it.Copy !req
550. What's this?Copy !req
551. Oh, it's a birthday card.Copy !req
552. George, by the way,
tomorrow night,Copy !req
553. Paul O'Neill has to catch
a fly ball in his hat.Copy !req
554. George, this is beautiful!Copy !req
555. Why didn't you tell meCopy !req
556. you were gonna have it
mounted like this?Copy !req
557. You were probably just
gonna stick it in an envelope.Copy !req
558. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!Copy !req
559. George, keep up the good work.Copy !req
560. Ha, ha, ha, ha.Copy !req
561. Well, you screwed me again,
Costanza.Copy !req
562. How am I supposed
to sign the card now?Copy !req
563. It's already under glass.Copy !req
564. Hi, James.Copy !req
565. Oh, this is, um, Holly—Copy !req
566. Excuse me.
What are those dogs wearing?Copy !req
567. Oh, bandannas.Copy !req
568. Aren't they cute?Copy !req
569. You gave Mema's napkins
to some dogs?Copy !req
570. What happened to my jacket?Copy !req
571. The dogs did that,
but it wasn't their fault.Copy !req
572. The dogs did that,
but it wasn't their fault.Copy !req
573. Somebody stuffed some
strange meat in the pockets.Copy !req
574. Was it mutton?Copy !req
575. Could have been.Copy !req
576. You always stuff meat
in your pockets?Copy !req
577. Uh...Copy !req
578. sometimes I use the sofa.Copy !req
579. You wanted to see me?Copy !req
580. Yes, George, please, come in.
Thanks for the card.Copy !req
581. I loved it.
It made me feel good.Copy !req
582. Word has it you were the brains
behind the whole thing.Copy !req
583. Not just me.
The whole organization.Copy !req
584. Especially Mr. Morgan.Copy !req
585. Morgan.
Morgan.Copy !req
586. His name is conspicuously absent
from this card.Copy !req
587. Like he went out of his way
not to sign it.Copy !req
588. No, Morgan is a good man, sir.Copy !req
589. Stop kowtowing to Morgan.Copy !req
590. Congratulations.
You've got his job.Copy !req
591. Well, thank you, sir.Copy !req
592. I'm not quite sure
I'm right for it.Copy !req
593. It's done, George.
He's out, you're in.Copy !req
594. A lot more work, you know.
I know.Copy !req
595. A lot more work, you know.
I know.Copy !req
596. A lot more responsibility.
I know.Copy !req
597. Long, long hours.
I know.Copy !req
598. Not much more money.Copy !req
599. But you'll finally get
the recognition you deserve.Copy !req
600. That's what I'm afraid of.Copy !req
601. Mr. Steinbrenner, if I—Copy !req
602. Painful as it is,
I've had to let a few people goCopy !req
603. over the years.Copy !req
604. Yogi Berra, Lou Piniella,
Bucky Dent, Billy Martin,Copy !req
605. Dallas Green, Dick Hauser,
Bill Virdon, Billy Martin,Copy !req
606. Stump Merrill, Billy Martin,
Bob Lemon, Billy Martin,Copy !req
607. Stump Merrill, Billy Martin,
Bob Lemon, Billy Martin,Copy !req
608. Gene Michael, Buck Showalter—
Uh, George!Copy !req
609. You didn't hear that from me.Copy !req
610. George?Copy !req