1. I think
if the wedding invitationsCopy !req
2. were left up to the men,Copy !req
3. we'd just drive around sticking
fliers in windshields, you know.Copy !req
4. Just...Copy !req
5. Not even typed up either.Copy !req
6. Just magic markers,
Xeroxed, you know.Copy !req
7. "Party!"Copy !req
8. What's needed
is a divorce announcement.Copy !req
9. "Mr. And Mrs. Fred JohnsonCopy !req
10. "request the honor
of your presenceCopy !req
11. "at the returning
of their daughterCopy !req
12. back to Mr. and Mrs.
Fred Johnson."Copy !req
13. Hi.Copy !req
14. Hi, can I help you?Copy !req
15. Yes, we'd like
some wedding invitations.Copy !req
16. Oh! Well, congratulations.Copy !req
17. Thank you.
Yeah, thank you.Copy !req
18. When's the wedding?Copy !req
19. June.
Late June.Copy !req
20. Oh, well, we have quite a few
to pick from.Copy !req
21. They're arranged
in order of price.Copy !req
22. The most expensive
are in the front.Copy !req
23. Mm-hm.Copy !req
24. Uh...Copy !req
25. I don't know, what—
What about this one?Copy !req
26. I don't know, what—
What about this one?Copy !req
27. Uh, to tell you the truth,Copy !req
28. they haven't manufactured
that one for a number of years.Copy !req
29. I might have
a couple boxes leftCopy !req
30. in our warehouse
in New Jersey.Copy !req
31. I'd have to check.Copy !req
32. Oh, no.Copy !req
33. George, that's so ugly.Copy !req
34. We don't want that.Copy !req
35. What's the difference?Copy !req
36. You just read it
and mail it right back.Copy !req
37. These ones.Copy !req
38. Why don't they make them
anymore?Copy !req
39. Well, for one thing,
the glue isn't very adhesive.Copy !req
40. It takes a lot of moisture
to make them stick.Copy !req
41. So we pick up some Elmer's.Copy !req
42. All right.Copy !req
43. All right.Copy !req
44. Do you see what
I do for you?Copy !req
45. Hey, Kramer.Copy !req
46. Hey, George.Copy !req
47. Lilly.Copy !req
48. No, Susan.Copy !req
49. No, no, it's Lilly.Copy !req
50. I think I know my own name.Copy !req
51. It's Susan.Copy !req
52. Well, you—
You look like a Lilly.Copy !req
53. It's coming, Jerry,
it's coming.Copy !req
54. What's coming?Copy !req
55. The day.Copy !req
56. Ah, the day.Copy !req
57. Ah, the day.Copy !req
58. We ordered
the wedding invitations today.Copy !req
59. Nothing can stop it now,
nothing.Copy !req
60. It's here. It's happening.Copy !req
61. Can I do this?Copy !req
62. I can't do this.
Look at me.Copy !req
63. Look at me,
I can't do this.Copy !req
64. I can't do it.
Help me, Jerry, help me.Copy !req
65. Why don't you just
break it off with her.Copy !req
66. Tell her it's over.Copy !req
67. I can't.Copy !req
68. Why not?Copy !req
69. Because I can't face that scene.Copy !req
70. You know what kind of a scene
that would be?Copy !req
71. I'd rather be unhappy
for the rest of my lifeCopy !req
72. than go through something
like that. I can't! I can't!Copy !req
73. I've tried to psyche myself up
a million times.Copy !req
74. I cannot go through that!Copy !req
75. I cannot go through that!Copy !req
76. All right, take it easy.
Just take it easy.Copy !req
77. What about a letter?Copy !req
78. A letter?Copy !req
79. I write a letter
and then I go to China.Copy !req
80. I disappear in a sea of people
for like six months, a year.Copy !req
81. You know, just while
things simmer down.Copy !req
82. Uh, uh...Copy !req
83. "Dear Susan,Copy !req
84. I'm sorry." Uh...Copy !req
85. "I made a terrible mistake.Copy !req
86. I'm really, really sorry."Copy !req
87. That's it?Copy !req
88. What, too short?Copy !req
89. Seems a—Copy !req
90. Little short.Copy !req
91. You can't go to China.
What about your job?Copy !req
92. Right. My job!Copy !req
93. Write a letter, move to another
borough. Move to Staten Island.Copy !req
94. It's a lot easier to blend into
a sea of peopleCopy !req
95. in Staten Island than China.Copy !req
96. Yeah, yeah.
Staten Island.Copy !req
97. What about my clothes?
How do I get the clothes?Copy !req
98. Ah, you come back
for your clothes.Copy !req
99. I'm not going back in there.Copy !req
100. So forget about your clothes.Copy !req
101. Well, I'm not starting up
a whole new wardrobe now!Copy !req
102. Look, freedom and no clothes
is a lot betterCopy !req
103. than no freedom with clothes.Copy !req
104. If she would just
take a plane somewhere.Copy !req
105. And what,
hope for a crash?Copy !req
106. It happens.Copy !req
107. Do you know what
the odds are on a crash?Copy !req
108. It's a million to one.Copy !req
109. It's something.Copy !req
110. It's hope.Copy !req
111. Hey. Hey!
Hey.Copy !req
112. Georgie, you know
what I just realized?Copy !req
113. The wedding is like
a month away.Copy !req
114. Ha-ha. Elaine.Copy !req
115. What?
Oh, by the way,Copy !req
116. what am I gonna get to be
in the wedding party?Copy !req
117. what am I gonna get to be
in the wedding party?Copy !req
118. What do you mean?Copy !req
119. Well, Jerry's gonna be
the best manCopy !req
120. and Kramer's gonna be the usher.
So, what am I gonna be?Copy !req
121. I don't know, I don't think
you're anything.Copy !req
122. Well, I have
to be something.Copy !req
123. I'm a close friend.Copy !req
124. Well... wh-what about
being a bridesmaid?Copy !req
125. Well, those are Susan's friends.Copy !req
126. Well, then how about
being an usher?Copy !req
127. All right, I'll—
I'll ask Susan about it later.Copy !req
128. You don't ask.Copy !req
129. You tell.Copy !req
130. What about the letter?Copy !req
131. Should I think about the letter?Copy !req
132. Should I think about the letter?Copy !req
133. Hey, Elaine, if a guy wanted
to end a relationship with you,Copy !req
134. what could he do?Copy !req
135. Start smoking.Copy !req
136. Smoking.Copy !req
137. Does she hate cigarettes?Copy !req
138. Yes, she hates cigarettes.Copy !req
139. But you don't smoke.Copy !req
140. No-ooh.Copy !req
141. You know, I think I'm starting
to get a little depressedCopy !req
142. about George's wedding.Copy !req
143. Really?Copy !req
144. Yeah, well,
once he gets married, that's it.Copy !req
145. She'll probably get pregnant.
They'll move to Westchester.Copy !req
146. I'll never see him again.Copy !req
147. Yeah, you're probably right.Copy !req
148. Yeah, you're probably right.Copy !req
149. Then it'll be just me,
you and Kramer.Copy !req
150. No, not me, pal.Copy !req
151. I can't keep this up
much longer.Copy !req
152. I'm sick of being single.
I'm getting out.Copy !req
153. So it's just gonna be
me and Kramer?Copy !req
154. Yeah, just you and Kramer.Copy !req
155. See ya.Copy !req
156. Huh, me and Kramer.Copy !req
157. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
158. Hey, I thought of
a great invention for driving.Copy !req
159. A periscope in a car
so you can see the traffic.Copy !req
160. Now, how are you gonna driveCopy !req
161. while you're
looking through a periscope?Copy !req
162. while you're
looking through a periscope?Copy !req
163. Besides which,Copy !req
164. it's not a submarine.Copy !req
165. There's no room
for a periscope in a car.Copy !req
166. Oh, you make a higher roof.Copy !req
167. They're not making higher roofs.Copy !req
168. Well, why can't you
make a higher roof?Copy !req
169. Because it's a stupid idea.Copy !req
170. No one's gonna go for it.
Don't you understand?Copy !req
171. It's stupid, it's stupid!Copy !req
172. Stupid. It's stupid.Copy !req
173. Hey, hey, hey, look out!Copy !req
174. Oh, my God.
Are you okay?Copy !req
175. Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
176. Oh, my God.
You saved my life.Copy !req
177. Oh, my God.
You saved my life.Copy !req
178. Shouldn't there be
some kind of reward for that?Copy !req
179. Oh, I...Copy !req
180. You should be a lot more careful
crossing the street.Copy !req
181. Otherwise you could die,
if that bothers you.Copy !req
182. Well, yeah—Copy !req
183. See? To me,
this is a waste.Copy !req
184. What?
The shirt you got on
under your sweater.Copy !req
185. It sits in a drawer for
three weeks waiting to come outCopy !req
186. and when it finally does,Copy !req
187. it only sticks up half an inch
out of your collar.Copy !req
188. I'm Jerry Seinfeld.Copy !req
189. Jeannie Steinman.Copy !req
190. Hey, same initials.
How do you like that?Copy !req
191. I like it.Copy !req
192. Listen, I was talkingCopy !req
193. Listen, I was talkingCopy !req
194. to Elaine today, and she saidCopy !req
195. that she would really like
to be an usher at the wedding.Copy !req
196. No, out of the question.Copy !req
197. I don't want any women ushers
at my wedding.Copy !req
198. And while we're on the subject,
Kramer's not an usher either.Copy !req
199. Why not?Copy !req
200. He doesn't even know my name.Copy !req
201. Oh. That was an honest mistake.
No.Copy !req
202. He's too weird.Copy !req
203. He'd fall or something.
He'd ruin the whole ceremony.Copy !req
204. Yeah, you're, uh...
You're probably right.Copy !req
205. What are you doing?Copy !req
206. Since when do you smoke?Copy !req
207. I've always smoked.Copy !req
208. I've never seen you smoke.Copy !req
209. Oh, yeah, well, big smoker.Copy !req
210. I gave it up for a while,
but it was too tough.Copy !req
211. You know...Copy !req
212. I don't got the willpower.Copy !req
213. Oh, I don't like this one bit.Copy !req
214. Well, I can't stop now.Copy !req
215. I'm addicted.
They got a hold on me.Copy !req
216. I'm addicted.
They got a hold on me.Copy !req
217. Well, you are gonna
have to quit.Copy !req
218. Oh, God.Copy !req
219. Menus?Copy !req
220. No, I know what I want.Copy !req
221. The usual?
Yeah.Copy !req
222. And for you?Copy !req
223. A bowl of Cheerios,
not too much milk.Copy !req
224. Okay, two bowls of Cheerios.Copy !req
225. You too?Copy !req
226. Yeah.Copy !req
227. Hey, did you hear
the bank on the cornerCopy !req
228. is offering $100
if you go in thereCopy !req
229. is offering $100
if you go in thereCopy !req
230. and they don't greet you
with a hello?Copy !req
231. Oh, really?
That's nice.Copy !req
232. Come on.
What's with you?Copy !req
233. I think I'm in love.Copy !req
234. Oh, come on.Copy !req
235. No, it's true.
This woman saved my life.Copy !req
236. I was crossing the street.
I was almost hit by a car.Copy !req
237. And then we talked, and...Copy !req
238. The whole thing
just seemed like a dream.Copy !req
239. If a guy saved your life,
you'd be in love with him too.Copy !req
240. No, no, this woman is different.
She's incredible.Copy !req
241. She's just like me.Copy !req
242. She talks like me.
She acts like me.Copy !req
243. She talks like me.
She acts like me.Copy !req
244. She even orders cereal
in a restaurant.Copy !req
245. We even have
the same initials.Copy !req
246. Wait a minute, I just
realized what's going on.Copy !req
247. What?
Now I know whatCopy !req
248. I've been looking for
all these years.Copy !req
249. Myself.Copy !req
250. I've been waiting
for me to come along.Copy !req
251. And now I've swept myself
off my feet!Copy !req
252. Will you stop it, man?Copy !req
253. You're freakin' me out!Copy !req
254. Jeez.Copy !req
255. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
256. W-w-wait a second,
you didn't say "hello."Copy !req
257. Yes, I did.
No. No, you didn't.Copy !req
258. Hundred dollars.
I get $100.Copy !req
259. No, no, I said "hello."Copy !req
260. No, no, you said "hey."Copy !req
261. Well, "hey" is "hello."
Same thing.Copy !req
262. No. The ad said that
the bank's gonna pay $100Copy !req
263. if you're not greeted
with a "hello."Copy !req
264. You're taking that
much too literally.Copy !req
265. Now, sir, do you have
any business to transact?Copy !req
266. I wanna speak
with the manager.Copy !req
267. Well, he's not here right now.Copy !req
268. Then I'll be back.Copy !req
269. So I'm not gonna be an usher?Copy !req
270. So I'm not gonna be an usher?Copy !req
271. No.Copy !req
272. So I'm nothing?Copy !req
273. Jerry is best man,Copy !req
274. Kramer is an usher,Copy !req
275. and I am nothing?Copy !req
276. Well, Kramer's not an usher
anymore.Copy !req
277. What are you talking about?Copy !req
278. You've been demoted.
Why?Copy !req
279. Because you called her
by the wrong name.Copy !req
280. But she really looks
like a Lilly.Copy !req
281. Jerry.
Hey, Jerry.Copy !req
282. Susan says I can't be an usher
at the wedding.Copy !req
283. Yeah,
me neither.Copy !req
284. Hey, George, I think I wanna
bring a date to the wedding.Copy !req
285. Who?Copy !req
286. I just met her.
She's incredible.Copy !req
287. I just met her.
She's incredible.Copy !req
288. Oh, this is great!Copy !req
289. Now I'm gonna be stuck
at the singles' tableCopy !req
290. with all the losers?Copy !req
291. You can go with Kramer.Copy !req
292. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
293. Weddings are a great place
to meet chicks.Copy !req
294. I have to be unfettered.Copy !req
295. All right, do you see
what this is turning into?Copy !req
296. Do I need this?Copy !req
297. I have got to get
out of this thing.Copy !req
298. Did you try
the cigarettes?Copy !req
299. Yeah, they made me sick.Copy !req
300. All right,
all right.Copy !req
301. Let's get down here.Copy !req
302. You really wanna get out
of this thing?Copy !req
303. Yeah.Copy !req
304. All right.
I got two words for you:Copy !req
305. Pre-nup.Copy !req
306. Prenup, what does that mean?Copy !req
307. Ask her to sign a prenup.Copy !req
308. What does that do?Copy !req
309. Because most womenCopy !req
310. when they're asked
to sign a prenupCopy !req
311. are so offended,
they back out of the marriage.Copy !req
312. They are?Copy !req
313. Elaine?Copy !req
314. I wouldn't
sign one.Copy !req
315. Prenup.Copy !req
316. Prenup.Copy !req
317. Of course.Copy !req
318. Kramer.Copy !req
319. Get outta here.Copy !req
320. Ha-ha!Copy !req
321. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
322. Hey, I've been going over
the list.Copy !req
323. What about the Drake?
Wanna invite him?Copy !req
324. Oh, got to invite
the Drake.Copy !req
325. Listen, um...Copy !req
326. There's something
that's been on my mind,Copy !req
327. and we haven't really
talked about it,Copy !req
328. and it's— It's kind of
important to me.Copy !req
329. What is it?Copy !req
330. Well, I-I've put a lot
of thought into this,Copy !req
331. Well, I-I've put a lot
of thought into this,Copy !req
332. and I think
that I would like youCopy !req
333. to sign
a prenuptial agreement.Copy !req
334. A prenup?Copy !req
335. Yeah.Copy !req
336. What's so funny?Copy !req
337. You don't have any money.
I make more money than you do.Copy !req
338. Yeah, give me the papers,
I'll sign 'em.Copy !req
339. A prenup.Copy !req
340. A prenup.Copy !req
341. KRAMER; Oh, g—!Copy !req
342. Excuse me.Copy !req
343. Jerry.Copy !req
344. Hey, Jeannie.
Hello.Copy !req
345. Hey, Jeannie.
Hello.Copy !req
346. Remember I told you
about the bank?
Yeah.Copy !req
347. Yeah, well, I went in there,
and they said, "Hey."Copy !req
348. "Hey" is the same as "hello."
What do you think?Copy !req
349. It's the same thing.Copy !req
350. Oh, big surprise.Copy !req
351. Delivery from
Melody Stationers.Copy !req
352. Oh, those are
the invitations.Copy !req
353. Just sign here.Copy !req
354. Yeah.Copy !req
355. Thank you.Copy !req
356. See you later.Copy !req
357. See you later.Copy !req
358. Oh, these are so cheap.Copy !req
359. Hey, don't forget tomorrow.Copy !req
360. We're going shopping for rings
so don't make any plans.Copy !req
361. And this time
we're not skimping.Copy !req
362. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
363. Jeannie left?Copy !req
364. She's coming to
my act tonight.Copy !req
365. Oh, yeah?
Well, that's nice.Copy !req
366. I'm sure that's
right up her alley.Copy !req
367. What's with you?
Nothing.Copy !req
368. Something on your mind?
No.Copy !req
369. Looks like there is.
No.Copy !req
370. Come on, something's
on your mind. Out with it.Copy !req
371. I don't like her!Copy !req
372. Huh? You don't like her?Copy !req
373. That's right,
I don't like her.Copy !req
374. That's right,
I don't like her.Copy !req
375. I never liked her
from the get-go.Copy !req
376. What's wrong with her?Copy !req
377. Everything she thinks,
you think.Copy !req
378. Everything you think, she
thinks. No, I can't take it.Copy !req
379. I can't take it, Jerry.Copy !req
380. It's too much!
It's too much.Copy !req
381. Well, if you can't take her,
maybe you can't take me either.Copy !req
382. So that's how
it's gonna be?Copy !req
383. That's how
it's gonna be.Copy !req
384. Oh, God help us!Copy !req
385. Ugh, awful.Copy !req
386. Ugh, awful.Copy !req
387. Can I help you?Copy !req
388. Uh, yeah. I, uh—Copy !req
389. I was in here the other day,
and I went up to that teller,Copy !req
390. and he didn't say "hello."Copy !req
391. Well, then you are
entitled to $100.Copy !req
392. That's our policy.Copy !req
393. Yeah, but he wouldn't
give me the money.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
394. Yeah, but he wouldn't
give me the money.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
395. Jim, can I see you for a second?Copy !req
396. Yes, can you give me a minute?Copy !req
397. Yeah.Copy !req
398. He'll, uh...Copy !req
399. be right over.Copy !req
400. What is this, oak?Copy !req
401. I think it's pine.Copy !req
402. Pine is good.Copy !req
403. Yeah, pine's okay.Copy !req
404. Yeah, pine's okay.Copy !req
405. You wanted to see me?
Yeah.Copy !req
406. Ahem. Jim, our man here
says, uh...Copy !req
407. came in the other day,
you didn't say "hello"?Copy !req
408. No. No, that's not true.
I said "hey."Copy !req
409. You know,
like a friendly greeting. "Hey."Copy !req
410. But that's not "hello."Copy !req
411. That's a tough one.Copy !req
412. Mm-hm.Copy !req
413. You know, let me bring
some other people in on this.Copy !req
414. Barbara, Jane, Mike,
can I—? Can I see you, please?Copy !req
415. How you doing?Copy !req
416. What's happening?Copy !req
417. What's happening?Copy !req
418. What's up?Copy !req
419. Excuse us for just one minute.Copy !req
420. Just one minute.Copy !req
421. Thanks.Copy !req
422. How's it going?Copy !req
423. Thanks.
Thanks, everybody.Copy !req
424. Sir, have a seat.Copy !req
425. Well, we've discussed this.
Here's the feeling.Copy !req
426. Well, we've discussed this.
Here's the feeling.Copy !req
427. Hm.Copy !req
428. You got a greeting. It starts
with an H. How's 20 bucks sound?Copy !req
429. I'll take it.
All right, sir.Copy !req
430. Will you marry me?Copy !req
431. I would like to
propose a toast—Copy !req
432. Wait a second.
George!Copy !req
433. George Costanza,
come in here!Copy !req
434. Georgie boy.Copy !req
435. George, big news.
I'm gettin' married.Copy !req
436. Married? What?Copy !req
437. September 21st,
first day of autumn.Copy !req
438. Leaves changing,
beautiful colors.Copy !req
439. All that crap.Copy !req
440. You see?
I kept up my end of the pact.Copy !req
441. Oh, good for you.
And look,Copy !req
442. champagne.
Hey.Copy !req
443. champagne.
Hey.Copy !req
444. To our future wives.Copy !req
445. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
446. Yeah.Copy !req
447. Well, this has been
quite a night.Copy !req
448. I could sure use
a cup of coffee.Copy !req
449. Hey,Copy !req
450. what's the deal with decaf?Copy !req
451. How do they get the caffeine
out of there?Copy !req
452. And then where does it go?Copy !req
453. I don't know.Copy !req
454. That's a shame.Copy !req
455. I'll just have a cup of coffee.Copy !req
456. Bowl of corn flakes.Copy !req
457. More cereal?Copy !req
458. That's your third bowl today.Copy !req
459. You had it
for breakfast and lunch.Copy !req
460. Hey. So, what's the deal
with brunch?Copy !req
461. I mean, if it's a combination
of breakfast and lunch,Copy !req
462. how come there's no "lupper,"
or no "linner"?Copy !req
463. Hey!Copy !req
464. Frank just called me.
Congratulations.Copy !req
465. Frank just called me.
Congratulations.Copy !req
466. Thanks. Thanks.Copy !req
467. Look, I'm sorry about before.Copy !req
468. I mean, I'm sure
I'll learn to like her, Jerry.Copy !req
469. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
470. Come on. Come on.
What's the matter?Copy !req
471. I think I may have
made a big mistake.Copy !req
472. Oh, come on.Copy !req
473. No, all of a sudden it hit me.
I realized what the problem is.Copy !req
474. I can't be
with someone like me.Copy !req
475. I hate myself!Copy !req
476. If anything,
I need to be with someoneCopy !req
477. the complete opposite of me.Copy !req
478. It's too much,
it's too much, Kramer.Copy !req
479. I can't take it!
I can't take it!Copy !req
480. It's too bad
you got engaged.Copy !req
481. Yeah, too bad.Copy !req
482. Hello? Oh, hey, George.Copy !req
483. What?Copy !req
484. Really?Copy !req
485. All right, I'll call Elaine.
We'll meet you down there.Copy !req
486. What happened?Copy !req
487. They took Susan
to the hospital.Copy !req
488. So she was just lying there?Copy !req
489. Yeah.Copy !req
490. I wonder
what happened.Copy !req
491. I don't know.
Oh, uh, there's the doctor.Copy !req
492. Excuse me,
are you the husband?Copy !req
493. Well, not yet. Fiancé.Copy !req
494. Well, not yet. Fiancé.Copy !req
495. Yes. Well,Copy !req
496. I'm sorry.Copy !req
497. She's... gone.Copy !req
498. What's that?Copy !req
499. She expired.Copy !req
500. Are you sure?Copy !req
501. Yes, of course.Copy !req
502. So...Copy !req
503. she's dead?Copy !req
504. Yes.Copy !req
505. Huh.Copy !req
506. Let me ask you...Copy !req
507. had she been exposed
to any kind of...Copy !req
508. inexpensive... glue?Copy !req
509. Why?Copy !req
510. We found traces
of a certain toxic adhesiveCopy !req
511. commonly found
in very low-priced envelopes.Copy !req
512. Well, she was sending out
our wedding invitations.Copy !req
513. Well, she was sending out
our wedding invitations.Copy !req
514. That's probably
what did it.Copy !req
515. We were expecting
about 200 people.Copy !req
516. Well...Copy !req
517. Thank you, doctor.Copy !req
518. MAN
Blue team to ICU, please.
Blue team, ICU.Copy !req
519. She's, uh...Copy !req
520. gone.Copy !req
521. Dead?Copy !req
522. I'm...Copy !req
523. so sorry, George.Copy !req
524. Yeah. Me too.Copy !req
525. Poor Lilly.Copy !req
526. Susan.Copy !req
527. Susan.Copy !req
528. How did
it happen?Copy !req
529. Apparently the, uh, glueCopy !req
530. in the wedding invitations
was, uh...Copy !req
531. toxic.Copy !req
532. Ah.Copy !req
533. Well,
that's weird.Copy !req
534. So I guess...Copy !req
535. you're not
getting married.Copy !req
536. Yeah.Copy !req
537. But...Copy !req
538. Yeah?Copy !req
539. Well...Copy !req
540. now I'm engaged.Copy !req
541. now I'm engaged.Copy !req
542. Yeah?Copy !req
543. Well, I thought
we'd both be getting married.Copy !req
544. Hey.Copy !req
545. What can I tell you?Copy !req
546. All right.Copy !req
547. Come on, let's, uh,
get some coffee.Copy !req
548. We had a pact!Copy !req
549. Uh, yes, I'd like to speak
with Marisa Tomei, please.Copy !req
550. Marisa, hi. It's, uh—Copy !req
551. It's George Costanza.Copy !req
552. I-I'm the short, funny,
quirky bald manCopy !req
553. you met a little while ago. Heh.Copy !req
554. Yeah, I was just calling
because I wanted you to knowCopy !req
555. that, uh,
I'm not engaged anymore.Copy !req
556. Well, uh, she died.Copy !req
557. Toxic glue
from the wedding invitations.Copy !req
558. Well, we were expecting
about 200 people.Copy !req
559. Well, we were expecting
about 200 people.Copy !req
560. Yeah. Anyway, um...Copy !req
561. I've got the funeral tomorrow
but, um...Copy !req
562. my weekend
is pretty wide open, and...Copy !req
563. you know, I was wondering—Copy !req
564. Hello?Copy !req
565. Hello?Copy !req