1. The other thing I loveCopy !req
2. is when you're
in the middle of a dreamCopy !req
3. and your alarm goes off,Copy !req
4. you incorporate the sound
of the alarm into the dreamCopy !req
5. so you can keep sleeping.Copy !req
6. And you'll make any adjustment
in the dream to do it.Copy !req
7. I was with Marie Antoinette
in a dream last night,Copy !req
8. and she was on the guillotine,
the blade came down,Copy !req
9. her head fell in the basket,
it rolled over,Copy !req
10. and she started singing
Neil Diamond's "Solitary Man."Copy !req
11. And I thought,
"That is not my alarm going off.Copy !req
12. This is actually happening."Copy !req
13. This is actually happening."Copy !req
14. It's June!Copy !req
15. It's June! Hey!Copy !req
16. It's June!Copy !req
17. It's June, June, June, June!Copy !req
18. It's June. Ha-ha!Copy !req
19. It's June! June!Copy !req
20. Ju-uuu-une!Copy !req
21. Hey, it's June!Copy !req
22. June!Copy !req
23. Juuuuune, baby!Copy !req
24. What?
The catering hall screwed up.Copy !req
25. The wedding
is delayed until June!Copy !req
26. It's like a stay of execution.Copy !req
27. It's like a stay of execution.Copy !req
28. Dead man walkin'.Copy !req
29. This is my lucky day.Copy !req
30. Well, one out of 20,000.
That's not bad.Copy !req
31. Hey, wait a second.Copy !req
32. You know, good news for you too.Copy !req
33. Susan's best friend, Hallie,
broke up with her boyfriend.Copy !req
34. She did?
Yeah.Copy !req
35. So? Wheels?Copy !req
36. In motion.
The wheels are in motion.Copy !req
37. Beautiful.Copy !req
38. Hey, if this works out,
forget about it.Copy !req
39. Vacations together,Copy !req
40. movies together,
dinner together.Copy !req
41. It's almost as good
as if I didn't get married.Copy !req
42. So set it up. We can have
dinner at the Friars Club.Copy !req
43. So set it up. We can have
dinner at the Friars Club.Copy !req
44. The Friars Club?Copy !req
45. I'm thinking of joining.Copy !req
46. Pat Cooper said he would
put me up for membership.Copy !req
47. Hey. Listen,
do me a favor, will you?Copy !req
48. I got a hot date tonight
with Connie.Copy !req
49. Knock on my door, wake me up
in 20 minutes, all right?Copy !req
50. Catnap?Copy !req
51. No, no, no, no.
This is evolutionary.Copy !req
52. I've been reading this book
on Leonardo da Vinci.Copy !req
53. See, that means "from Vinci."
Did you know that?Copy !req
54. Must be some book.
Yeah.Copy !req
55. Well, it turns out
that the master sleptCopy !req
56. only 20 minutes
every three hours.Copy !req
57. That works out
to two and a half extra daysCopy !req
58. that I'm awake per week,
every week.Copy !req
59. that I'm awake per week,
every week.Copy !req
60. Which means
if I live to be 80,Copy !req
61. I will have lived the equivalent
of 105 years.Copy !req
62. Not to mention how much
you'll accomplish.Copy !req
63. I got a lot of things
in the hopper.Copy !req
64. I didn't know you had one.Copy !req
65. Oh, I got a hopper.
A big hopper.Copy !req
66. All right, people.Copy !req
67. I'd like to begin with a hearty
"hail and well met, good fellow"Copy !req
68. to Bob Grossberg, joining us
from Business Affairs.Copy !req
69. Thanks. Hi, everybody.Copy !req
70. Bob, we have a little baptism
by fire for you, so to speak.Copy !req
71. Bob, we have a little baptism
by fire for you, so to speak.Copy !req
72. Poor bastard.Copy !req
73. I want you to handle
all the fact-checkingCopy !req
74. and the copyediting
for the new catalog.Copy !req
75. Could you repeat that?Copy !req
76. Why don't you handle
all the copyediting?Copy !req
77. I'm— I'm sorry. What?Copy !req
78. Copyediting.Copy !req
79. Uh, never mind.Copy !req
80. Elaine, you do it.Copy !req
81. Hi, I'm Jerry Seinfeld.Copy !req
82. Pat Cooper made
a reservation.Copy !req
83. Yes, Mr. Seinfeld, but, um,
all gentlemen are requiredCopy !req
84. Yes, Mr. Seinfeld, but, um,
all gentlemen are requiredCopy !req
85. to wear jackets
in the dining room.Copy !req
86. Oh. I'm sorry.Copy !req
87. How embarrassing
this must be for you.Copy !req
88. You just bought
your own dinner.Copy !req
89. No problem.
Please, follow me.Copy !req
90. Excuse me.Copy !req
91. Ha-ho! Funny.
Isn't he funny? Funny guy.Copy !req
92. Friars.Copy !req
93. Hey, not bad.Copy !req
94. I kind of like
this little thing here.Copy !req
95. It's nice.Copy !req
96. This way, please.Copy !req
97. Here we go.
Here we go.Copy !req
98. Come on.Copy !req
99. I'm telling you,
I can coach for the NFL.Copy !req
100. It's not that hard.Copy !req
101. That might be the stupidest
thing you've ever said.Copy !req
102. Oh, get outta here.
Come on.Copy !req
103. No, the stupidest thing
you ever saidCopy !req
104. was when Steve Kroft
from 60 MinutesCopy !req
105. is the same guy
from Seals & Croft.Copy !req
106. You watch the old videos.
I'm telling you, look at them.Copy !req
107. Oh, come on.Copy !req
108. This is nice.Copy !req
109. Hey, morning.Copy !req
110. Morning?Copy !req
111. Yeah, what time is it?
Ten-thirty.Copy !req
112. Yeah, what time is it?
Ten-thirty.Copy !req
113. Ah. See? I got the whole night
ahead of me.Copy !req
114. Boy, that's a nice jacket.Copy !req
115. Oh, I don't believe this.Copy !req
116. I forgot to give it back.
It belongs to the Friars Club.Copy !req
117. Yeah, I like that crest.Copy !req
118. All right.Copy !req
119. Breakfast?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
120. Most important meal
of the day.Copy !req
121. So this da Vinci sleep
is working out?Copy !req
122. Oh, I'm percolating, Jerry.Copy !req
123. I'm telling you,
I have never felt so fertile.Copy !req
124. I'm mossy, Jerry.
My brain is mossy.Copy !req
125. Listen to this idea:Copy !req
126. A restaurant that serves
only peanut butter and jelly.Copy !req
127. What do you call it?Copy !req
128. What do you call it?Copy !req
129. PB and J's.
What do you think?Copy !req
130. I think you need
more sleep.Copy !req
131. Dah.Copy !req
132. So how'd your date work out
with the mysterious Connie?Copy !req
133. I am telling you,
this woman is strange.Copy !req
134. She never wants to leave
the apartment.Copy !req
135. It's almost like she doesn't
wanna be seen with me.Copy !req
136. Ah, you're being ridiculous.
Yeah.Copy !req
137. No milk?Copy !req
138. Oh, I'll be back.Copy !req
139. Where—?Copy !req
140. Jerry?Copy !req
141. Hey, Jerry.Copy !req
142. Come on, buddy.Copy !req
143. Kramer.Copy !req
144. Are you awake?Copy !req
145. Why? What time is it?Copy !req
146. It's 4.Copy !req
147. Four in the morning?Copy !req
148. Yeah.Copy !req
149. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
150. I'm bored.Copy !req
151. All this free time on my hands,
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
152. You wanna do something?Copy !req
153. No. Would you just get out?Copy !req
154. Well, you wanna rent a movie?Copy !req
155. No.Copy !req
156. No.Copy !req
157. Well, what am I gonna do?Copy !req
158. Ready for lunch?Copy !req
159. I'm stuck hereCopy !req
160. editing
the stupid catalogCopy !req
161. because of stupid Bob Grossberg.Copy !req
162. Listen, there's something really
suspicious about this guy.Copy !req
163. Every time Mr. Peterman
tries to assign him any work,Copy !req
164. he says he can't hear.Copy !req
165. And it all gets dumped on me.Copy !req
166. You think he's faking?Copy !req
167. I don't know,
but I'd like to tryCopy !req
168. that earpiece on,
see if it's real.Copy !req
169. Hey, Elaine.Copy !req
170. Oh, you have a friend.Copy !req
171. Just wanted to say hi.Copy !req
172. Bob, you know what?Copy !req
173. Um, I'm kind of swamped here.Copy !req
174. You think you could give me
a hand with some of the catalog?Copy !req
175. I-I'm sorry. What?Copy !req
176. I'm kind of swamped.Copy !req
177. Thank you.Copy !req
178. I'm having lunch with Mr. P.Copy !req
179. I better get goin'.Copy !req
180. Did you see that?
Did you see that, Jerry?Copy !req
181. That was him?
Yes.Copy !req
182. Somehow I thought
he'd be taller.Copy !req
183. All right. Listen.Copy !req
184. All right. Listen.Copy !req
185. We'll have to do this again
some other time, okay?Copy !req
186. I got a lot of work
to do.Copy !req
187. See you later.
All right.Copy !req
188. Hey, Bob.Copy !req
189. Bob?Copy !req
190. Hey, Bobby, over here.Copy !req
191. Bob?Copy !req
192. Oh, Bob?Copy !req
193. Bob?Copy !req
194. Hey.Copy !req
195. Elaine.Copy !req
196. Hi.Copy !req
197. I was just in the bathroom.Copy !req
198. Okay, Jerry, please, please.
I'm really busy here.Copy !req
199. No, no. I was just
in the bathroom with Bob.Copy !req
200. So what?Copy !req
201. No, I kind of tried
to test his hearing.Copy !req
202. Get out! What did you do?Copy !req
203. I snuck up behind him
at the urinalCopy !req
204. and tried to see
if he could hear me.Copy !req
205. And?Copy !req
206. Well... he flinched... sort of.Copy !req
207. What do you mean, sort of?
What did he do?Copy !req
208. Well, he kind of moved his head,
you know?Copy !req
209. But it might have been
on the zip-up, I don't know.Copy !req
210. So you don't know anything?Copy !req
211. Actually, no.Copy !req
212. All right. Good job.Copy !req
213. Right.Copy !req
214. Come in.Copy !req
215. Last night, huh?Copy !req
216. Was that something,
or was that something?Copy !req
217. That was something.Copy !req
218. She's great, isn't she?Copy !req
219. Fantastic. Fantastic woman.Copy !req
220. I told you.Copy !req
221. I told you.Copy !req
222. I'm nuts about her.Copy !req
223. You think she could be an it?
Could she be an it?Copy !req
224. She could be an it.Copy !req
225. We might have an it!Copy !req
226. "It" written all over her.Copy !req
227. She's got everything, right?Copy !req
228. She's intelligent, smart,
got a great sense of humor.Copy !req
229. I don't know.
I didn't really talk to her.Copy !req
230. Well, she's smart.
You take my word for it.Copy !req
231. Whatever.Copy !req
232. We could be like the Gatsbys.Copy !req
233. Didn't they always have, like,
a bunch of people around,Copy !req
234. and they were all best friends?Copy !req
235. That doesn't sound right.
No.Copy !req
236. So tonight she's got ticketsCopy !req
237. for that show
she's been working on,Copy !req
238. The Flying Sandos Brothers.Copy !req
239. The Flying Sandos Brothers.Copy !req
240. Flying Sandos, beautiful.Copy !req
241. Great, 7:30, all right?Copy !req
242. Walk me down to the Friars.
Sure.Copy !req
243. So, Jerry, there's an empty
apartment in my building.Copy !req
244. If you and Hallie want,
we could try to hold it maybe.Copy !req
245. It's not here.Copy !req
246. What?Copy !req
247. The jacket.
It's not here.Copy !req
248. It's gotta be here
somewhere.Copy !req
249. Oh, boy.Copy !req
250. Thanks for that 4 a.m.
wake-up call last night.Copy !req
251. Where the hell
is that jacket?Copy !req
252. Oh, the one with the crest?Copy !req
253. Yeah.Copy !req
254. Oh, well,
that's at the cleaner's.Copy !req
255. Oh, well,
that's at the cleaner's.Copy !req
256. The cleaner's?
How did it get there?Copy !req
257. Well, I borrowed it
last night,Copy !req
258. and it got
a little dirty.Copy !req
259. Great.Copy !req
260. Somehow I dozed off and
woke up in a pile of garbage.Copy !req
261. Somehow?Copy !req
262. You've had an hour and 20
minutes sleep in three days.Copy !req
263. Well, so look,
the cleaner's saidCopy !req
264. you could pick it up
tonight at 6.Copy !req
265. All right, I just hopeCopy !req
266. I can get it to the Friars Club
before the show.Copy !req
267. Won't be a problem,
don't worry about it.Copy !req
268. Hey.Copy !req
269. Hey!
Watch out, boy.Copy !req
270. Can you give us a hand
with some of these boxes, Bob?Copy !req
271. Bob?Copy !req
272. I want you so bad, Bob.Copy !req
273. You turn me on so much.Copy !req
274. You're so damn sexy. Ooh.Copy !req
275. I'm starting to unbutton.Copy !req
276. Anything getting through?Copy !req
277. Anything getting through?Copy !req
278. Bob?Copy !req
279. They perform all over.
Europe mostly.Copy !req
280. Ah-ha, European tours.Copy !req
281. Sorry. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
282. Hey, Jerry.
You're wearing the jacket?Copy !req
283. Yeah, it wasn't
ready on time.Copy !req
284. I have to return it
after the show.Copy !req
285. Sure, sure, sure.Copy !req
286. How about these seats?
Are these fantastic, huh?Copy !req
287. I feel like Lincoln.Copy !req
288. Well, let's hope this evening
turns out a little better.Copy !req
289. So, um...Copy !req
290. Are you sure you don't
wanna go to the movies?Copy !req
291. No, Cosmo.
I like just being here with you.Copy !req
292. Well, it's...Copy !req
293. It's a bold adventure, huh?Copy !req
294. Ooh.Copy !req
295. Well, this is, uh,
risky business, huh?Copy !req
296. I'm all atwitter.Copy !req
297. Ho!Copy !req
298. How would you kind people
like to lend me a handCopy !req
299. with our next trick?Copy !req
300. I don't think so.Copy !req
301. Please, take off your jacket.Copy !req
302. My jacket?Copy !req
303. Yes, the jacket.Copy !req
304. What do you say,
ladies and gentlemen?Copy !req
305. You can't argue with that.Copy !req
306. Come on.
Do it.Copy !req
307. Come on, Jerry. Do it!Copy !req
308. Give him the jacket.
Go ahead.Copy !req
309. All right.Copy !req
310. And now...Copy !req
311. We say
the magic word:Copy !req
312. Agra-ba.Copy !req
313. And we make it disappear.Copy !req
314. And we make it disappear.Copy !req
315. Oh, Cosmo.Copy !req
316. Cosmo.Copy !req
317. Oh, Cosmo.Copy !req
318. Honey, can you move a little?
This hurts.Copy !req
319. Cosmo?Copy !req
320. Oh, my God. Cosmo, wake up.Copy !req
321. Cosmo?Copy !req
322. Oh, my God.Copy !req
323. Oh, my God.Copy !req
324. He's dead!Copy !req
325. He's dead.Copy !req
326. Yeah, Tommy, this is Connie.
You gotta help me.Copy !req
327. Some guy dropped dead
on top of me.Copy !req
328. I can't call the cops
'cause Joey might find out.Copy !req
329. I can't. I'm stuck.
You gotta help me.Copy !req
330. This is very exciting.Copy !req
331. The inner sanctum here.Copy !req
332. Hi, I was
in the audience earlier.Copy !req
333. You threw my jacket down.
I just wanted to pick it up.Copy !req
334. Jacket? What jacket?Copy !req
335. I had a jacket
with a crest on it.Copy !req
336. You came into the audience,
you threw it away.Copy !req
337. "Agra-ba."Copy !req
338. Are you sure it was me?Copy !req
339. Well, it was you
or one of your brothers.Copy !req
340. Well, two of them
have left already.Copy !req
341. Nyea.Copy !req
342. No.Copy !req
343. It doesn't even belong to me.Copy !req
344. It belongs to the Friars Club.Copy !req
345. Sorry.Copy !req
346. Jerry, I'm sure it'll turn up.
I'm sure it won't.Copy !req
347. Don't worry.
I'll get the jacket back.Copy !req
348. All right, there you go.
She's gonna get the jacket back.Copy !req
349. So let's go
get some coffee, huh?Copy !req
350. I'm a little tired.
I think I'll go home.Copy !req
351. Oh, that's too bad.
What? Really?Copy !req
352. Yeah, we'll do it another time.Copy !req
353. George, we'll go.Copy !req
354. Hey, oh...Copy !req
355. Broke a shoelace today.Copy !req
356. Oh, I can get you
shoelaces tomorrow.Copy !req
357. Okay.Copy !req
358. So, what color?Copy !req
359. Brown.Copy !req
360. Maybe a black.Copy !req
361. More coffee?Copy !req
362. No, check... please.Copy !req
363. That nut is always
up to something.Copy !req
364. Hey!Copy !req
365. Hey!Copy !req
366. Sha—!Copy !req
367. Mama!Copy !req
368. No!Copy !req
369. Help!Copy !req
370. Help!Copy !req
371. Elaine...Copy !req
372. I think I've been
working youCopy !req
373. a little too hard
lately.Copy !req
374. Oh.
So I haveCopy !req
375. two tickets for youCopy !req
376. to The Flying Sandos Brothers
magic show.Copy !req
377. to The Flying Sandos Brothers
magic show.Copy !req
378. Ah.
It is a real hoot.Copy !req
379. Well, thank you, Mr. Peterman.Copy !req
380. The tickets are for tonight,Copy !req
381. so you and Bob can...
knock off a little earlyCopy !req
382. so you both can get ready.Copy !req
383. Mr. Peterman, you—Copy !req
384. There's no need
to deny it, Elaine.Copy !req
385. I heard every word you said.Copy !req
386. And I know you wouldn't
be just having funCopy !req
387. with his handicap.Copy !req
388. Ooh, that kind of cruelty
would be grounds for dismissal.Copy !req
389. Of course, Mr. Peterman.Copy !req
390. Tell him I'll come down
and talk to him. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
391. Tell him I'll come down
and talk to him. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
392. Well, that was
the Friars Club.Copy !req
393. You think they're gonna
let a jacket stealer join?Copy !req
394. I don't think so.Copy !req
395. They're gonna charge me
$800 for the jacket,Copy !req
396. and I gotta deal
with Pat Cooper.Copy !req
397. What kind of show
is that Sandos Brothers?Copy !req
398. They take your jacket,
and then they just throw it?Copy !req
399. Wh—? I never heard of that.Copy !req
400. It was a little unusual.Copy !req
401. So Susan and I
were thinkingCopy !req
402. dinner at our house
Saturday night.Copy !req
403. Just the four of us.Copy !req
404. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
405. Why not?Copy !req
406. I don't know.
I'm a little turned off.Copy !req
407. I don't know.
I'm a little turned off.Copy !req
408. Come on, what are
you talkin' about?Copy !req
409. I'm...
I'm kind of soured.Copy !req
410. You're soured?
Yeah, I'm soured.Copy !req
411. Don't be soured.
I'm sorry. I'm soured.Copy !req
412. Are you kidding me?
We were all getting along.Copy !req
413. Where is all this coming from?Copy !req
414. Frankly, I didn't think she was
too concerned about my jacket.Copy !req
415. What are you talking about?
She's very concerned.Copy !req
416. She said she was
gonna get it back.Copy !req
417. Yeah, we'll see.Copy !req
418. Because if she gets it back,Copy !req
419. then you'll have
no reason to be sour.Copy !req
420. You'll de-sour, right?Copy !req
421. I'll try and de-sour.Copy !req
422. Oh, that's not good enough.Copy !req
423. You don't try and de-sour.
You have to sweeten too.Copy !req
424. You don't try and de-sour.
You have to sweeten too.Copy !req
425. I'll try.Copy !req
426. I'll try and de-sour
and sweeten.Copy !req
427. I wanna get it back
to when we were the Gatsbys.Copy !req
428. I still don't know
what that means.Copy !req
429. Yeah.Copy !req
430. God.Copy !req
431. Oh, my God,
what happened to you?Copy !req
432. She tried to kill me, Jerry!Copy !req
433. Who?
Connie!Copy !req
434. What did she do?Copy !req
435. I don't know.Copy !req
436. But I woke up
in the Hudson River in a sack!Copy !req
437. I think she drugged me.Copy !req
438. But she's a murderer,
and I'm calling the cops.Copy !req
439. Why would she try
and kill you?Copy !req
440. Why would she try
and kill you?Copy !req
441. Well, isn't it obvious?Copy !req
442. She doesn't want anybody else
to have me!Copy !req
443. Yah!Copy !req
444. Hey, there's Uncle Miltie.Copy !req
445. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
446. And there's
David Steinberg.Copy !req
447. The comedian
or the manager?Copy !req
448. The manager.Copy !req
449. Hey, there's Pat.
Hey, Pat.Copy !req
450. Hey, what the hell
went wrong?Copy !req
451. What's the matter with you?
What are you, a kleptomaniac?Copy !req
452. I forgot to take it off.Copy !req
453. You forgot to take it off?Copy !req
454. Oh, you go
into a department store,Copy !req
455. you put a suit on,
and you walk right out.Copy !req
456. you put a suit on,
and you walk right out.Copy !req
457. What are you,
some sort of an idiot?Copy !req
458. I'm sorry.Copy !req
459. Where's the jacket?Copy !req
460. Well, one of the Gypsies
took it.Copy !req
461. Oh, the Gypsies took it.Copy !req
462. Of course,
New York has a lot of Gypsies.Copy !req
463. Ooh, on every block,
there's a Gypsy.Copy !req
464. Well, it's true.
I saw it.Copy !req
465. Excuse me.Copy !req
466. Are you an entertainer?Copy !req
467. Are you in show business?Copy !req
468. No, I—Copy !req
469. Then what
am I talking to you for?Copy !req
470. Jerry, bring the jacket
back tomorrow.Copy !req
471. All right.Copy !req
472. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Look at that guy.Copy !req
473. There, isn't that
the guy from the show?Copy !req
474. He's wearing the jacket.Copy !req
475. He's wearing the jacket.Copy !req
476. Oh, my God.Copy !req
477. You're right.Copy !req
478. Come on.Copy !req
479. Wait a second.
Excuse me, gentlemen.Copy !req
480. Are you members?Copy !req
481. Well, I'm a prospective member.Copy !req
482. Until then,
that's the way out.Copy !req
483. But that guy has my jacket.
Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
484. Excuse me. The guy is wearing
a jacket that my—Copy !req
485. Come on.
Let's go.Copy !req
486. If I could talk
to the guy—Copy !req
487. These seats are fantastic.Copy !req
488. It was really nice
of Mr. PetermanCopy !req
489. to give us these tickets.Copy !req
490. Yeah. Yeah, it was nice.Copy !req
491. Yeah...Copy !req
492. we got our own little
private box here, don't we?Copy !req
493. Get off of me.
Stop it.Copy !req
494. Stop it.Copy !req
495. Get off of me!Copy !req
496. Get ahold of yourself!Copy !req
497. Bob, get ahold of yourself!Copy !req
498. I don't know how that guy gave
us the slip at the Friars Club.Copy !req
499. Told you, he probably
went out the back.Copy !req
500. Oh.Copy !req
501. Hey, it's you.Copy !req
502. That's my Friars Club jacket.Copy !req
503. No, it is not.
This is my jacket.Copy !req
504. No, no, that's my jacket.
Give it back.Copy !req
505. Come on.
I need this jacket.Copy !req
506. I wanna join.Copy !req
507. I need it
to become a member.Copy !req
508. Help! Help!Copy !req
509. What is he yelling about?
They're stealing jackets here.Copy !req
510. I can't believe it.Copy !req
511. Hey, George, you know what?Copy !req
512. Hey, George, you know what?Copy !req
513. What?Copy !req
514. I think this crest
is different.Copy !req
515. It's got
a moose on it.Copy !req
516. Moose?Copy !req
517. Yeah.Copy !req
518. I don't think
this is the jacket.Copy !req
519. No, it's not.Copy !req
520. This is the jacket.Copy !req
521. Oh, she got the jacket back.
It's the— Yeah.Copy !req
522. That's great.
Thank you.Copy !req
523. It got a little dirty,
so they wanted to clean itCopy !req
524. before they gave it
back to you.Copy !req
525. That's nice of them.
That is really nice.Copy !req
526. That's nice of them.
That is really nice.Copy !req
527. This is nice.
Yeah.Copy !req
528. Say, you know—Copy !req
529. Let's call Susan.
We'll go have coffee.Copy !req
530. I'll see you at the wedding.Copy !req
531. Great. Now she's sour.Copy !req
532. Great. Now she's sour.Copy !req
533. Maybe she'll sweeten.Copy !req
534. She won't sweeten.
And I'm bitter!Copy !req
535. There they are!Copy !req
536. Here. Here, we'll leave it
there for you.Copy !req
537. That's her, officer.Copy !req
538. Kramer. Oh, my God.
I thought you were—Copy !req
539. What, sleeping with the fishes?
I guess I woke up.Copy !req
540. You're under arrestCopy !req
541. for the attempted murder
of Cosmo Kramer.Copy !req
542. I didn't do anything.Copy !req
543. Oh, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
544. Get your coat.
Gotta take you in.Copy !req
545. Can I call my lawyer?Copy !req
546. Okay. Go ahead.Copy !req
547. You gotta meet me
at the police station.Copy !req
548. They're arresting me
for attempted murder.Copy !req
549. They're arresting me
for attempted murder.Copy !req
550. Attempted murder? Of who?Copy !req
551. This guy, Kramer.Copy !req
552. Whoa.Copy !req
553. Cosmo Kramer?Copy !req
554. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
555. I don't want nothing
to do with it.Copy !req