1. I don't know why
people are surprised'Copy !req
2. when someone gets hit
in the head with a golf ball.Copy !req
3. Have you ever watched
these tournaments on TV?Copy !req
4. You got 600 people
crowding around a hole that big,Copy !req
5. and no one can believe it
when a TitleistCopy !req
6. gets bounced off
of someone's coconut.Copy !req
7. You know, you throw
a rock into a crowd,Copy !req
8. that's considered terrorism.Copy !req
9. But if you have
a nice follow-through...Copy !req
10. you know, that's golf.Copy !req
11. I'm always impressed, actually,Copy !req
12. with the golf cameraman
whose job it is...Copy !req
13. to follow the golf ball
when it's in the sky.Copy !req
14. to follow the golf ball
when it's in the sky.Copy !req
15. You know,
it's a little white ball.Copy !req
16. It's doing 100 miles an hour
on a white background.Copy !req
17. "I got it. I lost it.
I got it. I lost it."Copy !req
18. Why bother?Copy !req
19. Aim the camera at the sky,
aim it at the ground,Copy !req
20. take a ball out of your pocket,
throw it down.Copy !req
21. Who's gonna know
where the hell it came from?Copy !req
22. How did you lock your keys
in your car?Copy !req
23. How? 'Cause I'm an idiot.Copy !req
24. So why don't you
get a locksmith?Copy !req
25. I was going to, but then
I found out the auto clubCopy !req
26. has this free locksmith service,
so I signed up.Copy !req
27. Just waitin' for
the membership to kick in.Copy !req
28. How long has your carCopy !req
29. been sitting
in the Yankee parking lot?Copy !req
30. I don't know.
About three days.Copy !req
31. Yeah.
Hey.Copy !req
32. Hello, boys.Copy !req
33. You're not playing golf?Copy !req
34. You're not playing golf?Copy !req
35. Yes, indeed.Copy !req
36. Calendar says winter,
but the gods of spring are out.Copy !req
37. And the course is open?Copy !req
38. No, no.Copy !req
39. I'm sneaking in
with Stan the Caddy.Copy !req
40. We've been going through
the caddies' entrance.Copy !req
41. Huh. No kidding.
I'll tell you something else.Copy !req
42. Stan's advice
has transformed my game.Copy !req
43. He's never wrong.Copy !req
44. Oh, he thinks
eventually I'll have a shotCopy !req
45. at making it big
on the Senior Tour.Copy !req
46. Oh, that's my dream, Jerry.Copy !req
47. Really?
You're getting that good?Copy !req
48. Oh. I'm the real deal.Copy !req
49. Yeah, here, Stan. In here.Copy !req
50. There he is. Yeah.Copy !req
51. Jerry, George,Copy !req
52. this is Stan the Caddy.Copy !req
53. How you doing?
Hi.Copy !req
54. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
55. Ready to hit the links, Kramer?
You betcha.Copy !req
56. Uh, here.Copy !req
57. What are those,
cotton pants?Copy !req
58. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
59. What? Is it too cold out?Copy !req
60. Here's what you do.Copy !req
61. You bring
a lightweight jacket.Copy !req
62. That way,
the sun comes out,Copy !req
63. you play the jacket
off the sweater.Copy !req
64. Oh, that makes sense.
That's a good call, Stan.Copy !req
65. All right.
We'll see you guys later, huh?Copy !req
66. All right.
We'll see you guys later, huh?Copy !req
67. Yeah, we'll see ya.
See ya.Copy !req
68. Stan the Caddy.Copy !req
69. Elaine?Copy !req
70. Hi!Copy !req
71. Oh, great.Copy !req
72. It's the Braless Wonder.Copy !req
73. Who does she think
she's kidding?Copy !req
74. Look at her.
She's totally outta control.Copy !req
75. I was thinking that woman
looks like Elaine Benes.Copy !req
76. Yeah. Ha.Copy !req
77. What have you been up to?Copy !req
78. Just been hanging out.Copy !req
79. I see.Copy !req
80. Mm. Oh, listen.Copy !req
81. Mm. Oh, listen.Copy !req
82. I'm having a birthday party
tomorrow evening.Copy !req
83. I'd love it if you came by.Copy !req
84. Oh, tomorrow.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
85. I don't know if I can.
No?Copy !req
86. Yeah, I'm just
really, really busy.Copy !req
87. Oh, that's too bad.
Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
88. Well, I hope you can
get me a gift anyway.Copy !req
89. George.Copy !req
90. Mr. Wilhelm.Copy !req
91. I'm sorry to interrupt you,
but Mr. Steinbrenner and ICopy !req
92. really want you to know
we appreciateCopy !req
93. all the hours
you've been putting in.Copy !req
94. Oh, and... confidentially,Copy !req
95. Oh, and... confidentially,Copy !req
96. Sozonkel, our assistant
to the general manager,Copy !req
97. hasn't really
been working out,Copy !req
98. and the boss thinks
you're the man for the job.Copy !req
99. So keep it under your hat.Copy !req
100. AssistantCopy !req
101. to the general manger!Copy !req
102. Do you know what that means?Copy !req
103. He could be asking
my advice on trades.Copy !req
104. Trades, Jerry!
I'm a heartbeat away.Copy !req
105. That's a hell of an organization
they're running up there.Copy !req
106. I can't understandCopy !req
107. why they haven't
won a pennant in 15 years.Copy !req
108. why they haven't
won a pennant in 15 years.Copy !req
109. And it is all
because of that car.Copy !req
110. See, Steinbrenner is, like,Copy !req
111. the first guy in
at the crack of dawn.Copy !req
112. He sees my car, he figures
I'm the first guy in.Copy !req
113. Then, the last person
to leave is Wilhelm.Copy !req
114. He sees my car, he figures
I'm burning the midnight oil.Copy !req
115. Between the two of them,Copy !req
116. they think I'm working
an 18-hour day!Copy !req
117. Locking your keys
in your carCopy !req
118. is the best career move
you ever made.Copy !req
119. Hey.
Hey. How you doing?Copy !req
120. Better now.
Yeah? What happened?Copy !req
121. Better now.
Yeah? What happened?Copy !req
122. You know
Sue Ellen Mischke?Copy !req
123. Sue Ellen Mischke?Copy !req
124. Yeah, the woman
I grew up with in Maryland.Copy !req
125. She moved here last year.
Sounds familiar.Copy !req
126. The heiress to the Oh Henry!
candy-bar fortune?Copy !req
127. Oh, yeah.
You mentioned her.Copy !req
128. Yes. Yes.
I ran into her today.Copy !req
129. This woman has never,
not once ever,Copy !req
130. as long as I have known her,
worn a bra.Copy !req
131. Oh. It's disgusting.
That is just shameless.Copy !req
132. The woman's a pig.
There's no—Copy !req
133. Who would look at her?
That's wrong. It's rude.Copy !req
134. All right.
There's no point.Copy !req
135. Come on!
Come on.Copy !req
136. Come on!
Come on.Copy !req
137. We're only kidding.
Stop.Copy !req
138. You don't understand.
See, she hasn't changed at all.Copy !req
139. She stole my boyfriend
when I was in high school.Copy !req
140. I was at this party,Copy !req
141. and I was dating
this really cute guy.Copy !req
142. His name was Tom Costley,
by the way.Copy !req
143. And she goes walking by
in this little floozy outfit,Copy !req
144. and he follows her
right out the door.Copy !req
145. She's your Lex Luthor.Copy !req
146. Her birthday is coming up, see?Copy !req
147. So I decided
to get her a little present.Copy !req
148. What are you gonna get her?Copy !req
149. A very traditional,Copy !req
150. A very traditional,Copy !req
151. a very supportive...Copy !req
152. brassiere.Copy !req
153. There's nothing subtle
about that.Copy !req
154. No, no. She might
just think it's a gift.Copy !req
155. Have I ever bought you
a jock strap as a gift?Copy !req
156. Ungh. Hey-ho.Copy !req
157. What the hell
are you doing here?Copy !req
158. Aren't you supposed
to be at work?Copy !req
159. I'm thinking of getting out of
town with Susan for a few days.Copy !req
160. Her parents rebuilt the cabin.Copy !req
161. So you're just
takin' off from work?Copy !req
162. Yeah, well, they won't know.Copy !req
163. I got the car there.Copy !req
164. I got the car there.Copy !req
165. Think this is
such a good ideaCopy !req
166. with you being on the verge
of this big promotion?Copy !req
167. My presence in that office
can only hurt my chances.Copy !req
168. Sue Ellen Mischke to see you.Copy !req
169. Sue Ellen Mischke?Copy !req
170. Uh, all right.
Send her in.Copy !req
171. Hi, Elaine.Copy !req
172. Hel... lo.Copy !req
173. I happened to be
in the neighborhood,Copy !req
174. so I thought I'd stop inCopy !req
175. and thank you
for your lovely gift.Copy !req
176. and thank you
for your lovely gift.Copy !req
177. Oh.Copy !req
178. You're... welcome.Copy !req
179. Is anything wrong?Copy !req
180. Well, Sue Ellen.Copy !req
181. It's, uh...
It's not a top.Copy !req
182. It's a bra.Copy !req
183. Oh, I know.Copy !req
184. Thanks again.Copy !req
185. This is the life,
isn't it, huh, kid?Copy !req
186. You wanna check out
a swap meet?Copy !req
187. Yeah, maybe.
Where'd you get that?Copy !req
188. Oh, it was on the windshield
of the carCopy !req
189. Oh, it was on the windshield
of the carCopy !req
190. when we came out
of that rest stop.Copy !req
191. Yo.Copy !req
192. Hey, hey, it's George.Copy !req
193. I need you to do me a favor.
What?Copy !req
194. I just remembered.
There's this Chinese restaurantCopy !req
195. near Yankee Stadium that puts
fliers on all the cars.Copy !req
196. So?
This is what you gotta do.Copy !req
197. I need you to go outCopy !req
198. to the parking lot,Copy !req
199. take the fliers off my car.Copy !req
200. Last time you had me
throwing a rye breadCopy !req
201. up three floors to you.Copy !req
202. Now you want me
to go up to the Bronx,Copy !req
203. take fliers off your car.Copy !req
204. Where does it end?Copy !req
205. All right, fine. I'll drive
the three hours each way,Copy !req
206. All right, fine. I'll drive
the three hours each way,Copy !req
207. six hours altogether,
and take 'em off myself!Copy !req
208. All right. I'll do it!Copy !req
209. Oh.
Hey, what are you up to?Copy !req
210. Nothin'.Copy !req
211. Wanna go see if there's
fliers on George's car?Copy !req
212. Sure.Copy !req
213. Guess I could've said just
about anything, couldn't I?Copy !req
214. Yeah.Copy !req
215. Oh, man,
look at this mess.Copy !req
216. You know what's gonna happen
if they see this?Copy !req
217. You know what's gonna happen
if they see this?Copy !req
218. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
219. I don't know.Copy !req
220. Well, we gotta
get it washed.Copy !req
221. Oh, the keys are locked inside.Copy !req
222. Wait a second.Copy !req
223. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
224. I'll just snag the lock
with this.Copy !req
225. There we go.Copy !req
226. Ah, this is quite a life
I lead here, huh?Copy !req
227. Well, George has gotta
be happy about this.Copy !req
228. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
229. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
230. Oh, my God.Copy !req
231. Kramer, is that woman
just wearing a bra?Copy !req
232. Oh, mama.Copy !req
233. Kramer!Copy !req
234. My God, are you okay?Copy !req
235. Well, I got a cut on my head,
and I banged my shoulder.Copy !req
236. I guess I have to bring his car
back up to the stadium,Copy !req
237. if it can make it.Copy !req
238. So how did this happen?Copy !req
239. He was staring at some woman.Copy !req
240. Well, I couldn't help it.
You saw what she was wearing.Copy !req
241. What woman?Copy !req
242. There was this beautiful womanCopy !req
243. walking down the street,
wearing just a bra.Copy !req
244. I can't get that image
out of my mind.Copy !req
245. Oh... my God.Copy !req
246. What?Copy !req
247. Was it a tall woman,Copy !req
248. in a black blazer?
Yeah.Copy !req
249. in a black blazer?
Yeah.Copy !req
250. That's Sue Ellen Mischke.Copy !req
251. Sue Ellen Mischke?Copy !req
252. That's the bra
I gave her!Copy !req
253. She's wearing it
as a top!Copy !req
254. A woman is walking around
in broad daylightCopy !req
255. with nothing but a bra on?Copy !req
256. She's a menace to society!Copy !req
257. Hey, you know,
my arm really hurts.Copy !req
258. Wonder if it's gonna affect
my golf swing.Copy !req
259. Oh!Copy !req
260. I got your message.
How's the shoulder?Copy !req
261. Yeah, it's my left arm.
I can't swing it.Copy !req
262. Yeah, it's my left arm.
I can't swing it.Copy !req
263. Oh, no.
Not the left arm.Copy !req
264. What happens
if I can't play like I was?Copy !req
265. What about the tour,
all my dreams?Copy !req
266. I got it!Copy !req
267. Let's sue her.Copy !req
268. Sue her?Copy !req
269. Yeah. She's loaded.Copy !req
270. She's the heiress to
the Oh Henry! candy-bar fortune.Copy !req
271. No, I can't. I learned my lesson
from that coffee company.Copy !req
272. Kramer, listen to me.Copy !req
273. Listen. This is a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.Copy !req
274. Your dreams
have been shattered.Copy !req
275. Somebody's gotta be
held accountable.Copy !req
276. Come on. We'll take her
for every penny she's got.Copy !req
277. Come on. We'll take her
for every penny she's got.Copy !req
278. What do you think, Stan?Copy !req
279. Let's go for the green.Copy !req
280. You know a good lawyer?Copy !req
281. So you're driving in the car.Copy !req
282. You're with your friend,
minding your own business.Copy !req
283. Yeah.
Then what happened?Copy !req
284. Well, then we saw this woman,Copy !req
285. and she was wearing a bra
with no top.Copy !req
286. No top?
She didn't have a top on?Copy !req
287. Yeah.Copy !req
288. So I got distracted,
and I crashed the car.Copy !req
289. Well, how would you
describe this woman?Copy !req
290. Well, how would you
describe this woman?Copy !req
291. Would you say she was
an attractive woman?Copy !req
292. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
293. So we got an attractive woman,Copy !req
294. wearing a bra, no top,Copy !req
295. walking around
in broad daylight.Copy !req
296. She's flouting
society's conventions.Copy !req
297. She was flouting.
That's totally inappropriate.Copy !req
298. It's lewd, lascivious,
salacious, outrageous.Copy !req
299. It was outrageous.Copy !req
300. And she's the heir to
the Oh Henry! candy-bar fortune.Copy !req
301. Could you repeat that?Copy !req
302. I said, she's the heir to
the Oh Henry! candy-bar fortune.Copy !req
303. Oh Henry!Copy !req
304. That's one of our
top-selling candy bars.Copy !req
305. That's one of our
top-selling candy bars.Copy !req
306. It's got chocolate,
peanuts, nougat.Copy !req
307. It's delicious, scrumptious,
outstanding.Copy !req
308. Have you been to a doctor?Copy !req
309. No.
Suzy.Copy !req
310. Call Dr. Bison.Copy !req
311. Set up an appointment
for Mr. Kramer.Copy !req
312. Tell him it's for me.Copy !req
313. So, what do you think, Jackie?
I mean, we got a case?Copy !req
314. Like taking candy from a baby.Copy !req
315. Tk-tk!Copy !req
316. I think I got it.Copy !req
317. How about this?
How about this?Copy !req
318. We trade Jim Leyritz
and Bernie WilliamsCopy !req
319. We trade Jim Leyritz
and Bernie WilliamsCopy !req
320. for Barry Bonds.Copy !req
321. Huh? What do you think?Copy !req
322. That way I have Griffey
and Bonds in the same outfield.Copy !req
323. Now you got a team!
I don't know, George.Copy !req
324. I'm still worried
about this car thing.Copy !req
325. Would you stop worrying?Copy !req
326. Well, what about the fliers?Copy !req
327. Jerry took the fliers
off the car.Copy !req
328. I got the whole thing covered.Copy !req
329. Come in.Copy !req
330. Ah, Wilhelm.Copy !req
331. Mr. Steinbrenner, I am very
concerned about George Costanza.Copy !req
332. How about a good morning?
Oh. Yes, sir.Copy !req
333. Good morning, sir.Copy !req
334. Good morning to you, Wilhelm.Copy !req
335. Anyway, his car
is in the parking lot,Copy !req
336. the front end is bashed in,Copy !req
337. and there's blood in the car,
and we can't find him anywhere.Copy !req
338. and there's blood in the car,
and we can't find him anywhere.Copy !req
339. Obviously, he was in some sort
of a terrible car accident,Copy !req
340. and trooper that he is,Copy !req
341. he tried to make it
into work, sir.Copy !req
342. Wilhelm, listen to me.
I want the stadium scoured.Copy !req
343. He could be bleeding to death
in the bullpen.Copy !req
344. Put everyone on alert.
Check the area hospitals.Copy !req
345. Clinics, shelters.
We've gotta find that kid.Copy !req
346. Yes, sir.
We must find George.Copy !req
347. Yes, sir.Copy !req
348. Find him, Wilhelm!
Yes, sir!Copy !req
349. Excuse me,
do you happen to knowCopy !req
350. the gentleman
across the hall?Copy !req
351. the gentleman
across the hall?Copy !req
352. Yes. Yes, I do.Copy !req
353. Oh. Do you know
if he'll be back anytime soon?Copy !req
354. No. I don't.Copy !req
355. Oh.Copy !req
356. Is there something
I can help you with?Copy !req
357. No, I really just needed
to speak with him.Copy !req
358. Well, you can wait for him
in here, if you like.Copy !req
359. Oh.Copy !req
360. Well, maybe I will.Copy !req
361. If you don't mind.
No, no, not at all.Copy !req
362. Thanks.
I'm Jerry Seinfeld.Copy !req
363. What is with these people?
All day long.Copy !req
364. What is with these people?
All day long.Copy !req
365. Come in. Come in.Copy !req
366. Oh. Mr. Steinbrenner, you know,
we've searched everywhere.Copy !req
367. There's no sign of him.Copy !req
368. Not even anyone who remotely
fits his description, sir.Copy !req
369. Oh, my God.Copy !req
370. Do you know
what this means, Wilhelm?Copy !req
371. What, sir?Copy !req
372. He's dead!Copy !req
373. Co— Costanza's dead!Copy !req
374. No, no, sir, well, you see—Copy !req
375. Oh, as quickly
as he came here, he's gone.Copy !req
376. The poor little guy.Copy !req
377. Easy. Easy, Big Stein,
get it together.Copy !req
378. Okay, Wilhelm.
Yes, sir.Copy !req
379. Find out where
his parents live.
Parents.Copy !req
380. Find out where
his parents live.
Parents.Copy !req
381. I'm gonna personally
notify them.Copy !req
382. And, uh, line up
some candidatesCopy !req
383. to fill that "assistant to
the general manager" position.Copy !req
384. We can't grieve forever.
Right.Copy !req
385. We've gotta get
back to business.Copy !req
386. Back to business, Wilhelm!
Yes, sir!Copy !req
387. Well, buddy,
he's takin' the case.Copy !req
388. Jackie Chiles is right on it!Copy !req
389. Right on it!
He's all over it.Copy !req
390. Oh, really?Copy !req
391. Why? What?
What's wrong? Come on.Copy !req
392. I don't know. So the woman
was walking around in a bra.Copy !req
393. I mean, it's no big deal.
You're still driving.Copy !req
394. I mean, it's no big deal.
You're still driving.Copy !req
395. You should've been
watching the road.Copy !req
396. Well, your attitude
has certainly changed.Copy !req
397. I don't think my attitude
has changed.Copy !req
398. Listen, I'm gonna need you
to testify.Copy !req
399. I don't know if I can.Copy !req
400. Jerry, Jerry,
you've gotta testify.Copy !req
401. Kramer, I don't think I—
Listen!Copy !req
402. This is a million dollars
we're talking about, Jerry.Copy !req
403. Now, this is the big league,
the big time.Copy !req
404. Now, I need you on my team,
Jerry.Copy !req
405. Well, I'm just not sure
how I feel about it, Kramer.Copy !req
406. All right, what's gotten
into you? What's happened?Copy !req
407. Nothing's happened.Copy !req
408. Dyah-gh.Copy !req
409. Dyah-gh.Copy !req
410. Oh.Copy !req
411. What's this?Copy !req
412. Oh. Now, wait a second.
Wait a second.Copy !req
413. Oh, I see. Yes.
I—Copy !req
414. Little Miss Candy Bar
paid a visit, didn't she?Copy !req
415. Kramer,
it is not what you think.Copy !req
416. Ahhh! I know what I think.Copy !req
417. I think you're gaga
over this dame.Copy !req
418. She's twisted you around
her little finger,Copy !req
419. and now you're willing
to sell me and Elaine,Copy !req
420. and whoever else you have to,
right down the river.Copy !req
421. and whoever else you have to,
right down the river.Copy !req
422. And what about you?Copy !req
423. Trying to bilk
an innocent bystanderCopy !req
424. out of a family fortune,
built on sweat and toil,Copy !req
425. manufacturing quality
Oh Henry! candy barsCopy !req
426. for honest,
hard-working Americans.Copy !req
427. You're just out for sex!
You're just out for money!Copy !req
428. Ahhh! Ahhh!Copy !req
429. Mrs. Costanza?
Yes.Copy !req
430. My name is George Steinbrenner.Copy !req
431. I'm afraid I have some
very sad news about your son.Copy !req
432. I can't believe it.
He was so young.Copy !req
433. I can't believe it.
He was so young.Copy !req
434. How could this
have happened?Copy !req
435. Well, he'd been logging
some pretty heavy hours.Copy !req
436. First one in in the morning,
last one to leave at night.Copy !req
437. That was kid a human dynamo.Copy !req
438. Are you sure
you're talking about George?Copy !req
439. You are
Mr. and Mrs. Costanza?Copy !req
440. What the hell did you trade
Jay Buhner for?Copy !req
441. He had 30 home runs
and over 100 RBIs last year.Copy !req
442. He's got a rocket for an arm.Copy !req
443. You don't know
what the hell you're doing!Copy !req
444. Well, Buhner was
a good prospect.Copy !req
445. No question about it.Copy !req
446. But my baseball people
loved Ken Phelps' bat.Copy !req
447. But my baseball people
loved Ken Phelps' bat.Copy !req
448. They kept saying,
"Ken Phelps."Copy !req
449. I'm not here. Leave a message.Copy !req
450. Jerry, it's Frank Costanza.Copy !req
451. Mr. Steinbrenner is here.
George is dead. Call me back.Copy !req
452. Hello.Copy !req
453. Hey, it's George.Copy !req
454. Where have you been?
What?Copy !req
455. I just got the most bizarre
message from your father.Copy !req
456. Steinbrenner's at your house.
They think you're dead.Copy !req
457. Dead?Copy !req
458. Yeah, and we had an accident
with your car.Copy !req
459. It's a—
It's a little crumpled.Copy !req
460. It's a—
It's a little crumpled.Copy !req
461. My car's a little crumpled?
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
462. I didn't know what to do, so
I put it back at the stadium.Copy !req
463. Wait a second. Wait a second.Copy !req
464. They saw the car, saw the blood.
They couldn't find you.Copy !req
465. That's why Steinbrenner
thinks you're dead.Copy !req
466. All right,
I gotta head back right away.Copy !req
467. I— I gotta figure
something out here.Copy !req
468. You gotta call your parents.Copy !req
469. I can't. Steinbrenner
might still be there.Copy !req
470. Aren't you going to tell
them you're alive?Copy !req
471. Oh! They could use the break.Copy !req
472. Elaine, do you see this?Copy !req
473. Do you see
what I'm holding in my hands?Copy !req
474. Yeah. It's a bra.Copy !req
475. I saw a woman in our hallwayCopy !req
476. wearing one of these as a top.Copy !req
477. What exquisite beauty.Copy !req
478. I ran down the hallway
to talk to her,Copy !req
479. but the elevator door closed.Copy !req
480. It was not to be.Copy !req
481. Perhaps our paths
will cross again some day.Copy !req
482. Wh—? What is this
all about?Copy !req
483. I want to market this itemCopy !req
484. as a new direction
in women's fashion.Copy !req
485. Oh—Copy !req
486. We're gonna sell this
as a top.Copy !req
487. Here's the angle:
Zelda Fitzgerald—Copy !req
488. Here's the angle:
Zelda Fitzgerald—Copy !req
489. Uh... somebody in the '20s,Copy !req
490. —wearing this at wild parties,
driving all the men crazy.Copy !req
491. Have it on my desk
by the end of the week.Copy !req
492. Come in. Come in.Copy !req
493. Mr. Steinbrenner.Copy !req
494. Is it you?Copy !req
495. Yeah.Copy !req
496. It's me, sir.Copy !req
497. It's been a harrowing few days.Copy !req
498. After the car accident,
I crawled into a ditch,Copy !req
499. After the car accident,
I crawled into a ditch,Copy !req
500. and managed to survive on grubs
and puddle waterCopy !req
501. until a kindly, old gentleman
picked me up.Copy !req
502. Grubs, huh? Got to admit
I never tasted one of those.Copy !req
503. Anyway,
as I was lying in the puddle,Copy !req
504. I think I may
have found a wayCopy !req
505. for us to get Bonds and Griffey,Copy !req
506. and we wouldn't have
to give up that much.Copy !req
507. Oh, don't tell it to me.Copy !req
508. Tell it to the new assistant
to the general manager.Copy !req
509. I didn't get the job?Copy !req
510. Well, once you were dead,
we couldn't sit on our hands.Copy !req
511. We had to make a move.Copy !req
512. But you still have
your old job.Copy !req
513. Of course, we'll have to dock
you for the time you missed.Copy !req
514. Of course, we'll have to dock
you for the time you missed.Copy !req
515. We're running a ball club here.Copy !req
516. I give special treatment to you,
everyone will want it.Copy !req
517. Next thing you know, it's chaos.Copy !req
518. And I can tell you this:Copy !req
519. Chaos does not work
for the New York Yankees.Copy !req
520. Not as long
as I'm running the show!Copy !req
521. So it was the meeting
on the streetCopy !req
522. that prompted you to buy
the bra for Miss Mischke.Copy !req
523. Would you say
that was correct?Copy !req
524. Yes. Um—Copy !req
525. Yes. That's correct.Copy !req
526. And you have also
brought with youCopy !req
527. another bra
exactly like the oneCopy !req
528. another bra
exactly like the oneCopy !req
529. that she so flagrantly
exhibited herself in?Copy !req
530. Yes, that's correct.Copy !req
531. What was your golf score
the last round you played?Copy !req
532. Before your shoulder
was injured?Copy !req
533. Three under par.Copy !req
534. Whoo.Copy !req
535. Three under par.Copy !req
536. Mm.Copy !req
537. That's what the professionals
shoot, isn't it?Copy !req
538. Well, if they're lucky.Copy !req
539. Would you tell this jury
exactly what you sawCopy !req
540. at the corner
of 83rd Street and Columbus?Copy !req
541. I...Copy !req
542. don't remember.Copy !req
543. Did you or did you not see
the defendant wearing the bra?Copy !req
544. I don't know. Maybe.
Mr. Seinfeld,Copy !req
545. I might remind you
that you are under oath.Copy !req
546. Now I ask you again.Copy !req
547. Did you or did you not
see this woman wearing a bra?Copy !req
548. All right!
I saw her. I saw her.Copy !req
549. And she was beautiful
in that bra!Copy !req
550. I'm crazy about her!Copy !req
551. I'm crazy about her!Copy !req
552. I love her whole free-swinging,
freewheeling attitude!Copy !req
553. This court will come to order.Copy !req
554. No further questions,
Your Honor.Copy !req
555. You may step down.Copy !req
556. Well, Kramer,
I think we got this wrapped up.Copy !req
557. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
558. What's your read, Stan?Copy !req
559. You're close.
You're on the green.Copy !req
560. You just have to
go for the cup.Copy !req
561. What do you mean?Copy !req
562. Have her try on the bra.
See if it fits.Copy !req
563. No, no, no, no.
Do it, Jackie.Copy !req
564. Stan's the man.Copy !req
565. Stan?
Who the hell is Stan?Copy !req
566. Stan?
Who the hell is Stan?Copy !req
567. He's my caddy.Copy !req
568. Your caddy?
This is a big mistake.Copy !req
569. Okay— G-g—Copy !req
570. Your Honor,Copy !req
571. we request at this timeCopy !req
572. that Miss Mischke
try on the bra.Copy !req
573. This court
will come to order.Copy !req
574. Go ahead, Miss Mischke,
try it on.Copy !req
575. It doesn't fit.
I— I can't put it on.Copy !req
576. You damn fools.
Look at that.Copy !req
577. We got nothing now.
Nothing.Copy !req
578. I've been practicing law
for 25 years.Copy !req
579. You're listening to a caddy!
This is a public humiliation.Copy !req
580. You can't let the defendantCopy !req
581. have control of
the key piece of evidence.Copy !req
582. Plus, she's trying it on
over a leotard.Copy !req
583. Of course, a bra's not gonna
fit on over a leotard.Copy !req
584. A bra's gotta fit right up
against a person's skin.Copy !req
585. Like a glove!Copy !req
586. Oh. Hey, Elaine.Copy !req
587. How about some lunch?Copy !req
588. Oh. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
589. Great job on the Gatsby
Swing Top. It's a winner.Copy !req
590. Yeah. Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
591. You sure you don't wanna go?
We have reservations.Copy !req
592. Oh, I don't think you'll have
any trouble getting a table.Copy !req
593. Ciao.Copy !req
594. Buh-bye.Copy !req
595. Tsk.Copy !req