1. Monkeys are really the end
of the line in the pet world.Copy !req
2. I think when you're at the
monkey level of pet ownership,Copy !req
3. have a kid. I mean, come on.Copy !req
4. I mean, you're so close.Copy !req
5. If you need a pet that can
roller skate and smoke cigars,Copy !req
6. it's time to think
about a family.Copy !req
7. Monkeys, of course, were the
first astronauts in the '60s,Copy !req
8. which, I'm sure, made perfect
sense in the monkey brain.Copy !req
9. "I feel that is the next
logical step for meCopy !req
10. "because I've been workin'Copy !req
11. "with the Italian guy
and the crank organ,Copy !req
12. "with the Italian guy
and the crank organ,Copy !req
13. and I think I'm ready to handle
the maximum reentry G-forces."Copy !req
14. Take toilet paper,
for example.Copy !req
15. Do you realize
that toilet paperCopy !req
16. has not changed
in my lifetime?Copy !req
17. It's just paper
on a cardboard roll.Copy !req
18. That's it.Copy !req
19. And in 10,000 years,Copy !req
20. it will still be
exactly the same,Copy !req
21. because, really,
what else can they do?Copy !req
22. Yeah, that's true.Copy !req
23. There really has been
no development in toilet paper.Copy !req
24. And, I mean, everything else
has changed.Copy !req
25. But toilet paper
is exactly the same,Copy !req
26. and will be so
until we're dead.Copy !req
27. Yeah, you're right,
George.Copy !req
28. What else can they do?Copy !req
29. It's just paper
on a roll, that's it,Copy !req
30. and that's all
it will ever be.Copy !req
31. Wow.Copy !req
32. You find this interesting,
don't you?Copy !req
33. Yes.Copy !req
34. Yes, I do.Copy !req
35. Oh, thanks very much.
The soup was really good.Copy !req
36. What are ya
tellin' him for?Copy !req
37. What?Copy !req
38. He's the busboy. You think
he cares about the soup?Copy !req
39. Yeah, well, wouldn't he want
the soup to be good?Copy !req
40. Elaine, it's all this guy can do
to keep from killin' himself.Copy !req
41. Come on.Copy !req
42. You think he's back there,
talkin' to the chef, goin',Copy !req
43. "Hey, they like the soup!Copy !req
44. Keep it up!"Copy !req
45. Hey, isn't that
Alec Berg?Copy !req
46. Yep.Copy !req
47. Yep.Copy !req
48. Alec Berg.Copy !req
49. He's got a good
John Houseman name.Copy !req
50. Yeah.Copy !req
51. Alec Berg.Copy !req
52. Mr. Berg.Copy !req
53. I can't stand him.
He is so pretentious.Copy !req
54. John Houseman?Copy !req
55. No, Alec Berg.Copy !req
56. Elaine!Copy !req
57. Hi!
Hi.Copy !req
58. Jerry.
Hi, Alec.Copy !req
59. Hey, did you hear
about Gary Fogel?
Yeah.Copy !req
60. You gonna go
to the funeral on Friday?Copy !req
61. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
62. Hey, did I see you on TV
at the Ranger game?Copy !req
63. Are those your seats,
right behind the glass?Copy !req
64. Those are them, yeah.
Season tickets.Copy !req
65. Uh, you know, unfortunately,
I can't go tonight.Copy !req
66. So they're available
if you'd like to use them.Copy !req
67. So they're available
if you'd like to use them.Copy !req
68. Oh, I'd love to.
Are you sure?Copy !req
69. Absolutely.
You just call my secretary.Copy !req
70. She'll arrange everything.Copy !req
71. Gee, thanks.
Thanks a lot.Copy !req
72. Ah, it's my pleasure.Copy !req
73. Be good.
Okay.Copy !req
74. You know, I actually might
not use them on Friday either,Copy !req
75. so... I'll let you know.Copy !req
76. All right.
Thanks again.Copy !req
77. Thank you very much.Copy !req
78. Really, thank you.Copy !req
79. Well, what about these nitwitsCopy !req
80. that get on a plane
with nothin' to read?Copy !req
81. Ya know who
these people are?
Who?Copy !req
82. These are the people
that wanna talk to you.Copy !req
83. These are the people
that wanna talk to you.Copy !req
84. They've got nothing else to do,
why not disturb you?Copy !req
85. I will never understand people.Copy !req
86. They're the worst.Copy !req
87. Well, what is with you?Copy !req
88. Well...Copy !req
89. I think this is it.Copy !req
90. What's it?Copy !req
91. I saw Siena again.Copy !req
92. Siena?Copy !req
93. Yeah, he's dating a crayon.Copy !req
94. We discussed toilet paper.Copy !req
95. Toilet paper?Copy !req
96. Yep, yep,Copy !req
97. I told her how toilet paper
hasn't changed in my lifetimeCopy !req
98. and probably wouldn't change
for the next 50,000 years,Copy !req
99. and she was fascinated.Copy !req
100. Fascinated!Copy !req
101. What are you
talkin' about?Copy !req
102. Yeah.Copy !req
103. Toilet paper's
changed.Copy !req
104. It's softer.Copy !req
105. Softer.
More sheets per role.Copy !req
106. Sheets.Copy !req
107. A wide variety
of colors.
Colors.Copy !req
108. All right. Okay. Fine, fine.Copy !req
109. It's changed.
It's not really the point.Copy !req
110. It's changed.
It's not really the point.Copy !req
111. Anyway, uh...Copy !req
112. I'm thinkin'
of makin' a big move.Copy !req
113. What?Copy !req
114. I might... tell her
that I love her.Copy !req
115. Oh, my.
Ooh.Copy !req
116. I, uh— I came
this close last night,Copy !req
117. and then I just—
I just chickened out.Copy !req
118. Well...Copy !req
119. that's a big move,
Georgie-boy.Copy !req
120. Are you confident in
the "I love you" return?Copy !req
121. Fifty-fifty.Copy !req
122. 'Cause if you don't
get that return...Copy !req
123. that's a pretty big matzo ball
hangin' out there.Copy !req
124. that's a pretty big matzo ball
hangin' out there.Copy !req
125. Well... I've just
gotta say it once.Copy !req
126. Everybody else gets to say it.Copy !req
127. Wh-wh-why can't I say it?Copy !req
128. What?
You've never said it?Copy !req
129. Once, to a dog.Copy !req
130. He licked himself
and left the room.Copy !req
131. Well, so it wasn't a total loss.Copy !req
132. Hey.Copy !req
133. Hey! I forgot
to tell ya!Copy !req
134. I got tickets to the
Rangers/Devils playoff tonight.Copy !req
135. Oh, I'm there.
Monongahela!Copy !req
136. Oh, I'm there.
Monongahela!Copy !req
137. What about you, George?Copy !req
138. Uh-uh-uh-uh.
Can't do it. Can't do it.Copy !req
139. Sorry, got a date.Copy !req
140. So? So?Copy !req
141. No, no, no,
if you must know, I...Copy !req
142. I would rather
be with her than...Copy !req
143. Than go to the game.Copy !req
144. Ooh!Copy !req
145. Well, she must be a very
special lady, huh, George?Copy !req
146. Ha!
Yeah.Copy !req
147. Well, what do I do
with the extra ticket?Copy !req
148. Oh, hey! Can I bring
David Puddy?Copy !req
149. He's a big Devils fan.Copy !req
150. Sure, fine with me.Copy !req
151. Hey, by the way,Copy !req
152. if anybody wants
an inside tour of the zoo,Copy !req
153. Sienna works there as a trainer.Copy !req
154. So she works at the zoo?Copy !req
155. So she works at the zoo?Copy !req
156. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
157. Yeah, like Dian Fossey, huh?Copy !req
158. You know,
she's the only personCopy !req
159. that's ever been accepted
into gorilla society.Copy !req
160. And you know,
once those gorillas accept you,Copy !req
161. you got it made
in the shade.Copy !req
162. Hey, so how long
have you been a Devils fan?Copy !req
163. Since I was a kid.
I'm from Jersey.Copy !req
164. Yeah? Well, we're gonna
kick your butts tonight.Copy !req
165. Ain't no way, man.Copy !req
166. Yes.Copy !req
167. We're primed.Copy !req
168. All right, you almost ready?Copy !req
169. 'Cause Jerry and Kramer are
gonna be here any second.Copy !req
170. 'Cause Jerry and Kramer are
gonna be here any second.Copy !req
171. What the—?Copy !req
172. So what do ya think?Copy !req
173. What is that?Copy !req
174. I painted my face.Copy !req
175. You painted your face?Copy !req
176. Yeah.Copy !req
177. Why?Copy !req
178. Oh, you know,
support the team.Copy !req
179. Well, ya can't walk around
like that.Copy !req
180. Why not?Copy !req
181. Because...Copy !req
182. it's insane?Copy !req
183. They gotta know you're there.
This is the playoffs.Copy !req
184. Yah!Copy !req
185. Hey.Copy !req
186. Hi.Copy !req
187. Dave's, um...Copy !req
188. painted his face.Copy !req
189. Oh. Yeah, yeah,
that's cool.Copy !req
190. You gotta support
your team, huh?Copy !req
191. Okay, ready to go?Copy !req
192. Let's get it on!Copy !req
193. All right! Go, Devils!
Go, Devils!Copy !req
194. Let's go, Devils!Copy !req
195. Come on!Copy !req
196. You stink, Messier!Copy !req
197. You stink, Messier!Copy !req
198. We're gonna get you,
Messy Ass!Copy !req
199. Will you sit down?Copy !req
200. Hey, man, I'm just tryin'
to support the team.Copy !req
201. David, will you sit down? You're
disturbing everybody. Sit down.Copy !req
202. Oh, yeah. 'Cause
you're a Rangers fan,Copy !req
203. and you know I'm messin'
with their heads.Copy !req
204. Yeah! Let's go!Copy !req
205. Devils' goal!Copy !req
206. Stephane Richer scores
from just inside the blue line.Copy !req
207. And the Devils take—Copy !req
208. Well, you know I could
have actually gone to that.Copy !req
209. Well, you know I could
have actually gone to that.Copy !req
210. So why didn't you?Copy !req
211. Well, didn't wanna
break our date.Copy !req
212. Oh. Well...Copy !req
213. Because I...Copy !req
214. I love you.Copy !req
215. You know? I'm hungry.Copy !req
216. Let's get something to eat.Copy !req
217. We took it to ya.Copy !req
218. You couldn't get it
outta your zone all night.Copy !req
219. We were aggressive.
We didn't let you penetrate!Copy !req
220. Yeah, all right.
That's enough outta you.Copy !req
221. There's still three more games
left in this series, my friend,Copy !req
222. There's still three more games
left in this series, my friend,Copy !req
223. and it's far from being over.Copy !req
224. Very far from being over.
Watch out!Copy !req
225. Hey, what are ya doin'?Copy !req
226. Watch where you're drivin', man!Copy !req
227. Don't mess
with the Devil, buddy!Copy !req
228. We're number one.
We beat anybody.Copy !req
229. We're the Devils!Copy !req
230. The Devils!Copy !req
231. El diablo.Copy !req
232. Dios mío...Copy !req
233. !¡El diablo!Copy !req
234. "I'm hungry.Copy !req
235. Let's get something to eat."Copy !req
236. Let's get something to eat."Copy !req
237. Yep.Copy !req
238. Big matzo ball.Copy !req
239. Huge matzo ball.Copy !req
240. Those damn "I love you" returns.Copy !req
241. Well, it's all over,
I slipped up.Copy !req
242. Oh, you don't know.Copy !req
243. You know how fast
these things deteriorateCopy !req
244. when there's an "I love you"
outta the bag?Copy !req
245. You can't have a relationshipCopy !req
246. where one person says,
"I love you,"Copy !req
247. and the other one says,Copy !req
248. "I'm hungry.
Let's get something to eat."Copy !req
249. "I'm hungry.
Let's get something to eat."Copy !req
250. Unless you're married.Copy !req
251. I mean, now she thinks I'm one
of these guys that loves her.Copy !req
252. Nobody wants to be with somebody
that loves them.Copy !req
253. No, people hate that.Copy !req
254. You want somebody
who doesn't like ya.Copy !req
255. Ideally.Copy !req
256. Look, I am never saying
"I love you" againCopy !req
257. unless they say it first.Copy !req
258. Matzo ball soup.Copy !req
259. That would be me.Copy !req
260. Hey, Jerry?Copy !req
261. Hey, Jerry?Copy !req
262. You're a smart guy, right?Copy !req
263. No question about it.
All right.Copy !req
264. I was supposed to go
on this special tour todayCopy !req
265. with George's girlfriend.Copy !req
266. At the zoo?
Yeah, but...Copy !req
267. before I met up with her,Copy !req
268. I stopped to look
at the monkeys,Copy !req
269. when all of a sudden,Copy !req
270. I am hit in the face
with a banana peel.Copy !req
271. I turn and look,Copy !req
272. and there is this monkey
really laughin' it up!Copy !req
273. Then someone tells me
that he did it.Copy !req
274. Well, I pick up
the banana peel,Copy !req
275. Well, I pick up
the banana peel,Copy !req
276. and I wait for that monkey
to turn around,Copy !req
277. and then I... whack...Copy !req
278. let him have it.Copy !req
279. Kramer, you threw a banana peel
at a monkey?Copy !req
280. Well, he started it!Copy !req
281. It's a monkey, Kramer.Copy !req
282. Well, he pushed my buttons.
I couldn't help it, Jerry!Copy !req
283. Well, I still think it's wrong.Copy !req
284. All right, all right, fine.Copy !req
285. Take the monkey's side,
all right, go ahead.Copy !req
286. I'm not takin' anyone's side!Copy !req
287. I know
what happened, Jerry.Copy !req
288. Oh!Copy !req
289. Did you call Alec Berg and thank
him for the hockey tickets?Copy !req
290. Did you call Alec Berg and thank
him for the hockey tickets?Copy !req
291. No.Copy !req
292. Oh, Jerry, what are you
waiting for?Copy !req
293. What am I gonna
call him for?Copy !req
294. I thanked him five times
when he gave them to me.Copy !req
295. No, no, no! You gotta call him
the next day.Copy !req
296. It's common courtesy.Copy !req
297. No, I don't believe in it.Copy !req
298. I'm takin' a stand against
all this over-thanking.Copy !req
299. Jerry, good manners
are the glue of society.Copy !req
300. Hey, if I knew I had to give him
8 million thank-yous,Copy !req
301. I wouldn't have taken
the tickets in the first place.Copy !req
302. You know what this
is gonna do?Copy !req
303. He's gonna be upset
because you didn't call,Copy !req
304. we won't get
Friday night tickets.Copy !req
305. Ah, you're outta your mind.Copy !req
306. Where are you going?Copy !req
307. I gotta get a suit cleaned.
I have a funeral on Friday.Copy !req
308. I gotta get a suit cleaned.
I have a funeral on Friday.Copy !req
309. Who died?Copy !req
310. Remember the guy
who pretended he had cancerCopy !req
311. so I would buy him the toupee?Copy !req
312. So he actually had it?Copy !req
313. No, car accident.Copy !req
314. He was trying to adjust
his toupee while he was driving,Copy !req
315. and he lost control of the car.Copy !req
316. [ORGAN PLAYING SOLEMN MELODYCopy !req
317. That poor priest.Copy !req
318. He was just visiting
from El Salvador.Copy !req
319. Now he's gone completely loco.Copy !req
320. The one Puddy screamed at
in the car?Copy !req
321. Yeah.Copy !req
322. He thinks he saw the devil.Copy !req
323. He won't leave his room
in the church basement.Copy !req
324. Well, that's what you getCopy !req
325. for gettin' mixed up
with a face painter.Copy !req
326. I mean, what compels
a seemingly normal human beingCopy !req
327. to do something like that?Copy !req
328. Gotta support the team.Copy !req
329. You know, I really hate
my clothes.Copy !req
330. Mmm.Copy !req
331. I open up my closet,
there's just nothing.Copy !req
332. Nothing.
I hate everything I have.Copy !req
333. I really hate it.Copy !req
334. I mean at this point, it's...Copy !req
335. It's like I can wear something
three or four times, that's it.Copy !req
336. It's getting to be
a terrible problem for me.Copy !req
337. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
338. Hey, Alec.Copy !req
339. Did you see that?Copy !req
340. What kind of a hello
was that?Copy !req
341. Oh, Mr. Kramer.
Yes.Copy !req
342. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
343. So, uh...Copy !req
344. what did you wanna
see me about?Copy !req
345. Well, Mr. Kramer,
to get right to it...Copy !req
346. we're having a bit
of a problem with Barry.Copy !req
347. Barry?Copy !req
348. The chimpanzee.Copy !req
349. The chimpanzee.Copy !req
350. Oh. Well, uh...Copy !req
351. what's the problem?Copy !req
352. Well, he's not functioning
the way he normally does.Copy !req
353. He seems depressed.Copy !req
354. He's lost his appetite.Copy !req
355. He's even curtailed
his auto-erotic activities.Copy !req
356. And we think this is
directly relatedCopy !req
357. to the altercation he had
with you, the other day.Copy !req
358. So? So, what do you
want me to do?Copy !req
359. Well, frankly...Copy !req
360. we'd like you to apologize.Copy !req
361. Yeah, well, he started it.Copy !req
362. Yeah, well, he started it.Copy !req
363. Mr. Kramer,
he's an innocent primate.Copy !req
364. So am I!Copy !req
365. What about my feelings?Copy !req
366. Don't my feelings
count for anything?Copy !req
367. Oh, only the poor
monkey's important.Copy !req
368. Everything has to be done
for the monkey.Copy !req
369. Look, I'm sorry. I, uh...Copy !req
370. Hey, uh,
that's okay, um...Copy !req
371. Well, I've got to go feed
the marmoset.Copy !req
372. You know,
George really likes you.Copy !req
373. I don't...Copy !req
374. Oh, she doesn't hear too well
out of her left ear.Copy !req
375. Oh, she doesn't hear too well
out of her left ear.Copy !req
376. Oh.Copy !req
377. I mean, do you think
it's possibleCopy !req
378. that he's mad at me
because he didn't getCopy !req
379. the day-after thank-you?Copy !req
380. Wait a minute,
wait a minute.Copy !req
381. You were at
a funeral, right?Copy !req
382. Yeah.Copy !req
383. Well, people never give
a good hello at a funeral.Copy !req
384. I mean, they go like this.Copy !req
385. That's the biggest.Copy !req
386. Yeah, yeah, that's
kind of what he gave me.Copy !req
387. Yeah, they can't go,
"Hey, you look fabulous!"Copy !req
388. Hey.Copy !req
389. Hey.Copy !req
390. Well, I just spoke
to your girlfriend.Copy !req
391. Well, I just spoke
to your girlfriend.Copy !req
392. Girlfriend, yeah, right.Copy !req
393. Anyway, she asked me
to apologize to Barry.Copy !req
394. Barry?Copy !req
395. The monkey.Copy !req
396. Well?Copy !req
397. Nothin' doin'.Copy !req
398. Jerry, I didn't
do anything.Copy !req
399. It's the monkey that should
be apologizing to me.Copy !req
400. Yeah, well, I don't think
that's gonna happen.Copy !req
401. Well, I'm sorry.Copy !req
402. Well, George, I tried to put
the good word in for youCopy !req
403. with Sienna,
but I don't think she heard me.Copy !req
404. Ya know... left ear?Copy !req
405. What?Copy !req
406. Yeah, her boss told meCopy !req
407. that she can't hear very well
out of her left ear.Copy !req
408. that she can't hear very well
out of her left ear.Copy !req
409. What, you didn't know that?Copy !req
410. Oh, my God.Copy !req
411. What?Copy !req
412. She probably never heard it.Copy !req
413. Don't you see what this means?Copy !req
414. It-it-it's like the whole thing
never happened.Copy !req
415. It's like when Superman reversed
the rotation of the EarthCopy !req
416. to save Lois Lane!Copy !req
417. Well, are you
gonna say it again?Copy !req
418. That's the question, Jimmy.Copy !req
419. I'm gonna do it.Copy !req
420. What?Copy !req
421. After what you
just went through.Copy !req
422. I thought you said
you'd never say it again.Copy !req
423. I'd like to say it
once to someoneCopy !req
424. that can actually
hear it!Copy !req
425. Yeah!Copy !req
426. What? What's goin' on?Copy !req
427. Oh, he's gonna talk
into her other ear.Copy !req
428. Oh.Copy !req
429. All right, well, listen,
I almost forgot to ask you.Copy !req
430. What happened at the funeral?Copy !req
431. Now, did you talk to Alec Berg?Copy !req
432. Yeah, yeah, I saw him.Copy !req
433. Yeah, yeah, I saw him.Copy !req
434. So he's gonna give you
the hockey tickets, huh?Copy !req
435. Uh, not exactly.Copy !req
436. He's mad, isn't he?Copy !req
437. See, I knew it. Huh?Copy !req
438. I don't know if he's mad.Copy !req
439. All right, what happened
when you saw him?Copy !req
440. Well, I didn't really
get a good hello.Copy !req
441. But, see, I was at a funeral.
Ah-ha.Copy !req
442. See, so I don't know
if I got a funeral hello,Copy !req
443. or he was mad 'cause he didn't
get his day-after thank-you.Copy !req
444. See, I told ya, Jerry,
I told ya!Copy !req
445. What do ya want me to do?Copy !req
446. I want you to get on this phoneCopy !req
447. and give him his thank-you.Copy !req
448. No.Copy !req
449. No, I can't.Copy !req
450. No, I can't.Copy !req
451. Jerry, this is the way
society functions.Copy !req
452. Aren't you a part
of society?Copy !req
453. Because if you don't wanna
be a part of society,Copy !req
454. why don't you just
get in your carCopy !req
455. and move to the East Side!Copy !req
456. Look, we got five hours
before the game.Copy !req
457. I am betting
it was a funeral hello.Copy !req
458. He knows we're here,
he knows the number,Copy !req
459. he knows we want to go.Copy !req
460. There's plenty of time for him
to call and give us the tickets.Copy !req
461. You stubborn, stupid, silly man!Copy !req
462. Hey, great dip, you make this?Copy !req
463. No, it's from
the store.Copy !req
464. Oh.Copy !req
465. How come people don't have
dip for dinner?Copy !req
466. Why's it only a snack? Why can't
it be a meal, ya know?Copy !req
467. I don't understand
stuff like that.Copy !req
468. David...Copy !req
469. David, I think
we oughta talk.Copy !req
470. All right, that's cool.Copy !req
471. David, I don't think we should
see each other anymore.Copy !req
472. You gotta be kiddin'.
How come?Copy !req
473. Well, you see, David...Copy !req
474. you're a face-painter.Copy !req
475. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
476. Well... it's...Copy !req
477. It's not that
I don't like you,Copy !req
478. but, um...
well, to be perfectly honest,Copy !req
479. I'm just havin' some trouble
getting past the face-painting.Copy !req
480. Well, all right, so you don't
like the face-painting.Copy !req
481. Well, all right, so you don't
like the face-painting.Copy !req
482. I just won't paint
it anymore.Copy !req
483. Yeah, b—Copy !req
484. But you like
the face-painting.Copy !req
485. Well, I don't need
to do it,Copy !req
486. it's not like
a habit or anything.Copy !req
487. Oh.Copy !req
488. You mean you'd...
You'd stop it for me.Copy !req
489. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
490. Oh.Copy !req
491. That's so...Copy !req
492. That's so sweet!Copy !req
493. Yeah. Come here.Copy !req
494. All right, I gotta go home
and get changed before the game.Copy !req
495. I'll be back, we'll make out.Copy !req
496. I'll be back, we'll make out.Copy !req
497. Sienna...Copy !req
498. I love you.Copy !req
499. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
500. I heard you the first time.Copy !req
501. Yeah.Copy !req
502. Just confirming.Copy !req
503. Hello?Copy !req
504. Oh, hi, Mom.Copy !req
505. No, I was expecting
somebody else.Copy !req
506. Listen, I'm sorry.
I can't talk now.Copy !req
507. I gotta keep the line clear,
I'll call you later.Copy !req
508. Yes, I know,
I have call-waiting,Copy !req
509. but I don't trust it
in an emergency. Goodbye.Copy !req
510. Anyway, I, uh...Copy !req
511. I just wanna say
that I'm sorry.Copy !req
512. I, uh...Copy !req
513. I lost my temper,
and I probably shouldn't have.Copy !req
514. I took it out on you, and...Copy !req
515. Look, if I've caused you
any problemsCopy !req
516. as a result of my behavior,Copy !req
517. as a result of my behavior,Copy !req
518. well, then, I'm sorry.Copy !req
519. I apologize.Copy !req
520. Even though you know, Barry,
between me and you,Copy !req
521. we both know
that you started it.Copy !req
522. I mean who's kidding who?Copy !req
523. But they tell me
that you're very upset,Copy !req
524. and God forbid I should disturb
the very important monkey.Copy !req
525. I'm just hoping
we can put this behind us.Copy !req
526. Let's just move on
with our lives, okay?Copy !req
527. So no hard feelings?Copy !req
528. What is that?Copy !req
529. That's the letter D.Copy !req
530. Why is the letter D
painted on your chest?Copy !req
531. At the game tonight,
me and these five other guysCopy !req
532. are going to take our shirts off
and spell out "Devils."Copy !req
533. But you said no more painting.Copy !req
534. No, I said no more
face painting.Copy !req
535. And, as you can see,
this is not my face.Copy !req
536. And, as you can see,
this is not my face.Copy !req
537. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
538. Well, did he call?Copy !req
539. No.Copy !req
540. Oh, come on, Jerry.Copy !req
541. Come on!
This is stupid.Copy !req
542. It's 6:00!
It's all over.Copy !req
543. Just pick up the phone
and thank him!Copy !req
544. All right!Copy !req
545. Hello, Alec?
Hi, it's Jerry Seinfeld.Copy !req
546. You know, you've got
a great John Houseman name.Copy !req
547. You know, you've got
a great John Houseman name.Copy !req
548. Alec Berg.Copy !req
549. Did you hand in your assignment,
Mr. Berg?Copy !req
550. Uh, what can I do
for you, Jerry?Copy !req
551. Well, Alec, the reason I called
is I-I just wanted to, um...Copy !req
552. thank you for the tickets
from the other night.Copy !req
553. I wish you'd called me earlier.Copy !req
554. I could've given you
my tickets for tonight.Copy !req
555. You already gave
them away?Copy !req
556. Yeah. But you know what,
I have got a friend, uh,Copy !req
557. he's got a couple of seats,
if, uh...Copy !req
558. you don't mind nose-bleed,
they're yours.Copy !req
559. No, we just wanna go.Copy !req
560. There is one
little catch, though.Copy !req
561. Hey, great game, huh?Copy !req
562. Let's go, Devils!Copy !req
563. Let's go! Stand up!Copy !req
564. Come on! Do it!
Do it!Copy !req
565. Come on! D! D!Copy !req
566. E.Copy !req
567. V.Copy !req
568. I!Copy !req
569. L!Copy !req
570. Ajá, bueno.Copy !req
571. Hello, Father.Copy !req
572. !¡Ah!Copy !req
573. !¡La Madona!Copy !req
574. La Madre del Cristo.Copy !req
575. Yo estoy listo.Copy !req