1. And, you know, these
pest control companies.Copy !req
2. They call themselves
exterminators,Copy !req
3. but they can't really do it.Copy !req
4. The best they can do
is get the bugsCopy !req
5. to go to somebody else's house.Copy !req
6. They just relocate them.Copy !req
7. You know what I mean?Copy !req
8. They're bug realtors
is what they are.Copy !req
9. Uh, I think you'll
be happy here.Copy !req
10. There's a lot of crumbs,
not much light.Copy !req
11. They usually sleep
through the night.Copy !req
12. You'll really have your run
the place most of the time.Copy !req
13. Nobody really cares
about killing insects.Copy !req
14. Even the animal rights
people don't care.Copy !req
15. You could probably walk into
an animal rights organizationCopy !req
16. You could probably walk into
an animal rights organizationCopy !req
17. meeting and hear a speech
like "The only way to stopCopy !req
18. "the cruelty of the scientific
testing on animals—Copy !req
19. "ahh, got him—Copy !req
20. is to boycott these companies."Copy !req
21. Anyway, it's funny.Copy !req
22. Paula and I actually met
because of Elaine.Copy !req
23. Elaine is in my drawing class
at the New School.Copy !req
24. I went down there
one day to see—Copy !req
25. The nude model.Copy !req
26. If Elaine wanted
to go get some coffee.Copy !req
27. You know, I once went out
with a nude model.Copy !req
28. Never let me see her naked.Copy !req
29. Hundreds of people see her naked
every week, except me.Copy !req
30. Needless to say,
it was quite vexing.Copy !req
31. Are you through?Copy !req
32. Yeah.Copy !req
33. So anyway, I started
to compliment ElaineCopy !req
34. on her sketches, and it
turns out they're Paula's.Copy !req
35. George, I just
like to doodle.Copy !req
36. Oh, dropped
my napkin.Copy !req
37. Jerry.Copy !req
38. What?
What are you doing?Copy !req
39. What?Copy !req
40. She had those nuts
in her mouth.Copy !req
41. She just spit them out.Copy !req
42. Ugh!Copy !req
43. Ugh!Copy !req
44. You ate these?Copy !req
45. Y-you sucked
on theseCopy !req
46. and then put them
on the plate?Copy !req
47. and then put them
on the plate?Copy !req
48. I didn't know you were
gonna eat them.Copy !req
49. Still.Copy !req
50. I'm sorry you
find me so repulsive.Copy !req
51. No. No, I don't.Copy !req
52. I mean,
don't be silly.Copy !req
53. Yeah.
It's just...Copy !req
54. Well. Ahem.Copy !req
55. If you'll excuse me,
I think I'll just go
to the ladies' room.Copy !req
56. I'll join you.Copy !req
57. Oh, man, did you see that?Copy !req
58. I ate discarded food.Copy !req
59. Well, I've done that.Copy !req
60. Yeah, but with you,
it's intentional.Copy !req
61. Haven't you kissed her?Copy !req
62. Yeah, but this
is different.Copy !req
63. Yeah, but this
is different.Copy !req
64. This is like, you know,
semi-digested foodstuff.Copy !req
65. You know, next stop
is the stomach.Copy !req
66. And you can
take it from there.Copy !req
67. Ah, excuse me
one second.Copy !req
68. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
69. Yeah, that's gonna
make a big difference.Copy !req
70. Hey, this is dating.Copy !req
71. You can't leave
anything to chance.Copy !req
72. You think Shelly's upsetCopy !req
73. that I made such a big deal
about the pecans?Copy !req
74. Yeah.Copy !req
75. Thanks.Copy !req
76. No problem.Copy !req
77. Well, Jerry, I guess
we should get going.Copy !req
78. Oh, boy.Copy !req
79. Well, it was very nice
meeting you, Shelly.Copy !req
80. Well, it was very nice
meeting you, Shelly.Copy !req
81. And Jerry, be careful.Copy !req
82. There's a lot
of nuts out there.Copy !req
83. Alrighty. Do you
have everything?Copy !req
84. Oh, can you
grab my purse.Copy !req
85. Yeah.Copy !req
86. Yeah. So?Copy !req
87. Don't you see
what this is?Copy !req
88. Yeah, it's a doodle.Copy !req
89. Yeah. A doodle of me.Copy !req
90. Look at the size
of the nose, the ears.Copy !req
91. Look at the size
of the nose, the ears.Copy !req
92. All my features
are distorted.Copy !req
93. Oh, it's an affectionate
caricature.Copy !req
94. I'm grotesque.Copy !req
95. I look like a troll.Copy !req
96. It's just a drawing.Copy !req
97. Don't you see
what this says?Copy !req
98. How could you
possibly like somebodyCopy !req
99. if you think
they look like this?Copy !req
100. Hello!Copy !req
101. What is with him?Copy !req
102. Usual.
Huh.Copy !req
103. So you know what?Copy !req
104. My friend Judy recommended
me for a job at Viking Press.Copy !req
105. Hey, good for you.Copy !req
106. Hey, good for you.Copy !req
107. Yeah. But get this.Copy !req
108. Viking has a deal
with the Plaza Hotel.Copy !req
109. They've got a two-bedroom suite
there for out-of-town clients.Copy !req
110. So guess what I did?Copy !req
111. Oh, come on.Copy !req
112. You told them you're
from out of townCopy !req
113. just so you could
stay in a hotel room?Copy !req
114. I know, I know, Jerry.
But it's the Plaza.Copy !req
115. I've never stayed there.Copy !req
116. It'll be like
a little vacation.Copy !req
117. Well, be sure to catch
a Broadway showCopy !req
118. while you're in town.Copy !req
119. Oh, listen. I used your
parents' address in Florida.Copy !req
120. Oh. They're coming into town
tomorrow, by the way.Copy !req
121. Hey. What's this?Copy !req
122. Hey. What's this?Copy !req
123. Don't ask.Copy !req
124. What is it?
A drawing of Mr. Magoo?Copy !req
125. No, it's George.Copy !req
126. It is!Copy !req
127. Are you enjoying
yourself?Copy !req
128. I'm sorry.Copy !req
129. You see?
You see?Copy !req
130. Listen... when is your
next drawing class?Copy !req
131. Tomorrow.Copy !req
132. All right. I want you
to do me a favor.Copy !req
133. What?Copy !req
134. I want you to find out
if she likes me.Copy !req
135. I want you to find out
if she likes me.Copy !req
136. Find out if
she likes you?Copy !req
137. What are you,
in high school?Copy !req
138. George, come on.Copy !req
139. Can't you just, like,
talk to her yourself?Copy !req
140. But then she's gonna
know that I like herCopy !req
141. more than she likes me.Copy !req
142. You know, my parents are coming
in, and I've gotta clean up.Copy !req
143. So if you and Potsie
are done scheming...Copy !req
144. Well, they're in.Copy !req
145. What's in?Copy !req
146. The Mackinaw peaches,
Jerry.Copy !req
147. The Mackinaw peaches!
Ah.Copy !req
148. The Mackinaw peaches!
Ah.Copy !req
149. Right. The one's
from OregonCopy !req
150. that are only ripe
for two weeks a year.Copy !req
151. Yeah. Yeah, I split
a case with Newman.Copy !req
152. I wait all year for this.Copy !req
153. Oh. This is
fantastic. Mm.Copy !req
154. Makes your
taste buds come alive.Copy !req
155. It's like having
a circus in your mouth.Copy !req
156. Take a taste.Copy !req
157. I don't want to.Copy !req
158. Just take a taste.Copy !req
159. I don't want to.
Come on, jus—Copy !req
160. I don't want it!
You don't want it!Copy !req
161. I am not gonna
taste your peach.Copy !req
162. I ate someone's
pecan last night.Copy !req
163. I'm not gonna
eat your peach.Copy !req
164. Jerry, this is
a miracle of natureCopy !req
165. Jerry, this is
a miracle of natureCopy !req
166. that exists
for a brief period.Copy !req
167. It's like
the aurora borealis.Copy !req
168. Mmm. Mmm.
Yeah.Copy !req
169. Holy cow, what is this?Copy !req
170. What?Copy !req
171. I think I got
flea bites.Copy !req
172. Flea bites?Copy !req
173. Yeah. Look at this.Copy !req
174. My ankle's all bitten up.Copy !req
175. You got a dog?Copy !req
176. No.Copy !req
177. Well, that is
strange.Copy !req
178. How can I have fleas?Copy !req
179. Don't sweat it, buddy.Copy !req
180. Don't sweat it, buddy.Copy !req
181. I used to have fleas.Copy !req
182. What did you do
about them?Copy !req
183. What do you mean?Copy !req
184. Hey, Jerry!
Hey!Copy !req
185. How you doing?
Kramer.Copy !req
186. Hi, Jerry.Copy !req
187. What's wrong?Copy !req
188. Nothing.Copy !req
189. Jerry, I'm your mother.
Now, what is it?Copy !req
190. Mom, Dad... I have fleas.Copy !req
191. Hey, Paula.Copy !req
192. I hear you've been
going out with
George Costanza.Copy !req
193. How did you know?Copy !req
194. Everybody knows.Copy !req
195. You know, George
told me he thinksCopy !req
196. you're totally cute
and everything.Copy !req
197. you're totally cute
and everything.Copy !req
198. He said that?
Yep.Copy !req
199. Do you like George?Copy !req
200. Yeah. He's cool.Copy !req
201. No, I mean... do you like him
or do you "like him" like him?Copy !req
202. "Like" like.Copy !req
203. Looks aren't that
important to me, you know?Copy !req
204. Ms. Benes...
are you chewing gum?Copy !req
205. I'm sorry.Copy !req
206. Yep. They're in your
bedroom too, Mr. Seinfeld.Copy !req
207. You got a full-blown
outbreak of fleas
on your hands.Copy !req
208. I don't get it.
How did this happen?Copy !req
209. I don't have a dog.Copy !req
210. I don't explain them,
Mr. Seinfeld.Copy !req
211. I just exterminate them.Copy !req
212. I don't
understand this.Copy !req
213. I'm gonna have to
seal the place upCopy !req
214. for 48 hours and fog it.Copy !req
215. That's the only way
to get rid of them.Copy !req
216. Nobody can be in here
for 48 hours?Copy !req
217. I got my parents
in town.Copy !req
218. Well, unless you
wanna kill them...Copy !req
219. Well, unless you
wanna kill them...Copy !req
220. they can't stay in here.Copy !req
221. This stuff is pretty toxic.Copy !req
222. I'll go get my stuff.
It's in the truck.Copy !req
223. Okay.Copy !req
224. How you doing?
Hi.Copy !req
225. Bug guy.Copy !req
226. Why do you have
a bug guy?Copy !req
227. I have fleas.Copy !req
228. Ugh! Fleas?Copy !req
229. How did you get fleas?Copy !req
230. I don't know.Copy !req
231. But everyone's
gotta clear outCopy !req
232. of the apartment
for two days.Copy !req
233. I don't know what
I'm gonna do
with my parents.Copy !req
234. They'll never let me
pay for a hotel.Copy !req
235. And if they go someplace
on their own,Copy !req
236. And if they go someplace
on their own,Copy !req
237. I'm sure it'll be
some awful dump.Copy !req
238. Wait a second. Have you
checked into the Plaza yet?Copy !req
239. No.Copy !req
240. Oh, no.Copy !req
241. Come on,
come on, come on.Copy !req
242. No, no, no, no, no!
Come on! Come on!Copy !req
243. All right!Copy !req
244. Good.Copy !req
245. Yeah?Copy !req
246. Yeah.
Good.Copy !req
247. Well, what about you?Copy !req
248. Where are you gonna stay?Copy !req
249. I don't know.
I'm gonna ask Shelly.Copy !req
250. But she still might be
upset about the masticated
pecan incident.Copy !req
251. Hey, I found out from
Paula. She likes George.Copy !req
252. I bet he'll
be relieved.Copy !req
253. Yeah. When he's dead,
he'll be relieved.Copy !req
254. Yeah. When he's dead,
he'll be relieved.Copy !req
255. Oh, by the way, Viking PressCopy !req
256. sent a Fed Ex for you
to my parents.Copy !req
257. They brought it with them.Copy !req
258. Yeah, that's just
some stuff about the company.Copy !req
259. Hey. Hey, did you
talk to Paula?Copy !req
260. Yeah.Copy !req
261. So, what did she say?Copy !req
262. She likes you.Copy !req
263. She said she liked me.Copy !req
264. You're kidding?
She said that?Copy !req
265. Yeah.Copy !req
266. Those were her exact words?Copy !req
267. "I like George."Copy !req
268. Yep.Copy !req
269. Ha-ha!Copy !req
270. How do you like that?Copy !req
271. Jerry, How do you
like that?Copy !req
272. You see. I get myself
into a tizzy.Copy !req
273. You see. I get myself
into a tizzy.Copy !req
274. I'm all worked up.
And for what?Copy !req
275. For nothing.Copy !req
276. She said looks weren't even
that important to her.Copy !req
277. You see—
What?Copy !req
278. Uh-oh.Copy !req
279. She said—Copy !req
280. She said looks aren't
that important to her?Copy !req
281. Let me rephrase that.Copy !req
282. She thinks I'm ugly.Copy !req
283. I knew it.Copy !req
284. Well, see, the thing of it is.
You know, there's a lotCopy !req
285. of ugly people out there walking
around, but they don't knowCopy !req
286. of ugly people out there walking
around, but they don't knowCopy !req
287. they're ugly, because
nobody actually tells them.Copy !req
288. So, what's your point?Copy !req
289. I don't know.
Okay.Copy !req
290. The point, George,
is she likes you.Copy !req
291. Oh, so what.Copy !req
292. I'd rather she hate me
and thought I was good-looking.Copy !req
293. Then at least I could get
somebody else.Copy !req
294. What is this?
Why am I itching?Copy !req
295. That would be
the fleas.Copy !req
296. Hey.
Hey, how do you
like this? Ha-ha.Copy !req
297. Oh, my God.
Morty, let's go.Copy !req
298. This is too nice.Copy !req
299. Hey. This is the kind
of room Sinatra stays in.Copy !req
300. Hey.Copy !req
301. Look, macadamia nuts.Copy !req
302. Macadamia nuts?Copy !req
303. Yeah, you know
what these cost?Copy !req
304. They're like
80 cents a nut.Copy !req
305. Jerry, are you sure
this is all right?Copy !req
306. Yeah, it's all
taken care of.Copy !req
307. Hey! They got
a phone in the john here!Copy !req
308. Judy?Copy !req
309. Hey!Copy !req
310. Hi. Thank you so much for
recommending me to Viking Press.Copy !req
311. It is my pleasure.Copy !req
312. Just make sure
you give that manuscript
a good read.Copy !req
313. Manuscript?Copy !req
314. Yeah, I'm sure they FedExed
you a manuscript.Copy !req
315. They want to see
that you can readCopy !req
316. an unpublished work
and give insightful
criticism.Copy !req
317. Oh.Copy !req
318. Read it twice
if you have to.Copy !req
319. This is a big step
in your career.Copy !req
320. Yeah. I gotta go.Copy !req
321. Hey, what about
lunch?Copy !req
322. I gotta go.Copy !req
323. Thank God I found you.Copy !req
324. Thank God I found you.Copy !req
325. Oh, hey!Copy !req
326. Do you still have
that FedEx?Copy !req
327. Yeah, I got it.
It's in the apartment.Copy !req
328. But we can't go in there.
It's being fumigated.Copy !req
329. No, I'll take
my chances.Copy !req
330. Come on.
Come on.Copy !req
331. You see.Copy !req
332. Jerry, I need
that FedEx right now.Copy !req
333. I told you
to take it.Copy !req
334. I didn't know that it was
a manuscript that I had to read.Copy !req
335. Well, you can't
go in there.Copy !req
336. It's like a gas
chamber in there.Copy !req
337. Hey.Copy !req
338. I left a Mackinaw peach
in your refrigerator.Copy !req
339. Kramer, they're fumigating.
There's toxic gas in there.Copy !req
340. Kramer, they're fumigating.
There's toxic gas in there.Copy !req
341. Toxic gas?Copy !req
342. Oh, you'll be fine.
You were there a few minutes?Copy !req
343. An hour and a half!Copy !req
344. I was reading a manuscript.
I just couldn't put it down.Copy !req
345. My manuscript?Copy !req
346. How do you feel?Copy !req
347. Now that you mention it,
a little woozy.Copy !req
348. Kramer, you've got to
go back in there
and grab my manuscript.Copy !req
349. I'm not going
back in there.Copy !req
350. All right.
Well, then, where is it?Copy !req
351. Well, I left it
on the coffee table.Copy !req
352. What are
you doing?Copy !req
353. I'm going in.Copy !req
354. Didn't you see
the sign on the door?Copy !req
355. Well, I thought it was
so your parents
wouldn't walk inCopy !req
356. Well, I thought it was
so your parents
wouldn't walk inCopy !req
357. while you were
with a girl.Copy !req
358. It's not on
any table, Kramer.Copy !req
359. Where is it?Copy !req
360. Well, I don't know.Copy !req
361. I was in the bathroom,
the kitchen.Copy !req
362. Okay.
Bathroom, kitchen.Copy !req
363. Could you get me
a soda?Copy !req
364. Jerry... I had
some milk.Copy !req
365. I made a sandwich.Copy !req
366. I gotta get out
of the building.Copy !req
367. I couldn't find
it anywhere.Copy !req
368. How did you get fleas, anyway?Copy !req
369. I don't know.Copy !req
370. Who could have been
in my apartment?Copy !req
371. I looked everywhere.
Even under the couch.Copy !req
372. But all I could find were
these stupid Chunky wrappers—Copy !req
373. Wait a second.
Wait a second.Copy !req
374. Did you say
Chunky wrappers?Copy !req
375. Yeah.
Let me see those.Copy !req
376. Oh, I know the chunky
that left these Chunkys.Copy !req
377. Newman!Copy !req
378. Newman!Copy !req
379. Got him!Copy !req
380. Newman!Copy !req
381. Open the door, Newman!
I know you're in there!Copy !req
382. Hello, Jerry.Copy !req
383. What a pleasant
surprise.Copy !req
384. There's nothing
pleasant about it.Copy !req
385. Let's just
cut the crap.Copy !req
386. You gave me fleas.Copy !req
387. I know it,
and you know it.Copy !req
388. Fleas?Copy !req
389. That's preposterous.Copy !req
390. How could I give you fleas?Copy !req
391. Now, if you don't mind—Copy !req
392. Oh, but I do.Copy !req
393. There's probably fleas
crawling all over your
little snack bar.Copy !req
394. There's probably fleas
crawling all over your
little snack bar.Copy !req
395. So you have fleas.Copy !req
396. Maybe you keep your house
in a state of disrepair.Copy !req
397. Maybe you live
in squalor.Copy !req
398. You know, Newman...
the thing about fleasCopy !req
399. is that they irritate
the skin...Copy !req
400. and they start to
itch.Copy !req
401. Oh, maybe you can hold out
five seconds or 10.Copy !req
402. Maybe 15 or 20.Copy !req
403. But after awhile...Copy !req
404. But after awhile...Copy !req
405. no matter how much
willpowerCopy !req
406. a person may have,
it won't matter.Copy !req
407. Because they're crawling—
Crawling on your skin.Copy !req
408. Up your legs,
up your spine,
up your back.Copy !req
409. All right!
I've got them!Copy !req
410. I'm ripe with fleas!Copy !req
411. Ooh. Oh. Oh,
that feels good.Copy !req
412. Hey, this guy charges
100 bucks an hour,Copy !req
413. but I'm telling you,
he's worth every penny. Oh!Copy !req
414. I'm next.Copy !req
415. Hey, Leo, get this.Copy !req
416. I'm watching
four movies at once.Copy !req
417. I'm watching
four movies at once.Copy !req
418. Pay-per-view.Copy !req
419. I love these nuts.Copy !req
420. This champagne's
gone flat.Copy !req
421. Nana.Copy !req
422. Let the chambermaid
clean it up.Copy !req
423. Hello.Copy !req
424. What's
the matter?Copy !req
425. Well, I spoke to Elaine—Copy !req
426. Hey, look.
No shave.Copy !req
427. No. Why should that make
any difference to you?Copy !req
428. It doesn't.Copy !req
429. Of course not.Copy !req
430. You don't care
what I look like.Copy !req
431. That's right.
I don't.Copy !req
432. That's right.
I don't.Copy !req
433. I suppose I could
just pull this outCopy !req
434. and walk around like this,
and you wouldn't care.Copy !req
435. Not a whit.Copy !req
436. Mm. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
437. I suppose we could
go to Lincoln Center,Copy !req
438. and I could wear
sneakers and jeansCopy !req
439. and that would be fine too.Copy !req
440. You could wear
sweatpants.Copy !req
441. I could?Copy !req
442. You could drape yourself
in velvet for all I care.Copy !req
443. Velvet?Copy !req
444. Did you read the whole thing?Copy !req
445. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
446. Yeah. So, what's it about?Copy !req
447. Yeah. So, what's it about?Copy !req
448. Well, it's—
It's a storyCopy !req
449. about love,
deception, greed,Copy !req
450. lust and... unbridled
enthusiasm.Copy !req
451. Unbridled enthusiasm?Copy !req
452. Well, that's what led to
Billy Mumphrey's downfall.Copy !req
453. Oh, boy.Copy !req
454. You see, Elaine, Billy
was a simple country boy.Copy !req
455. You might say, a cockeyed
optimist who got himselfCopy !req
456. mixed up in the high-stakes
game of world diplomacyCopy !req
457. and international intrigue.Copy !req
458. Oh, my God.Copy !req
459. Oh, my God.Copy !req
460. Well, here we go.Copy !req
461. Could I have a Scotch
on the rocks?Copy !req
462. May I?Copy !req
463. Yeah, go ahead.
All right.Copy !req
464. What is this?Copy !req
465. What? What do
you mean?Copy !req
466. I can't taste this.Copy !req
467. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
468. This food.
It has no taste.Copy !req
469. Nothing.
I'm getting nothing!Copy !req
470. It must be the toxic gas
from the fumigation.Copy !req
471. What?Copy !req
472. Hey, thanks for
letting me stay here.Copy !req
473. Well, I don't keep
pecans in the house,Copy !req
474. so I didn't think
there would be a problem.Copy !req
475. Oh, damn.Copy !req
476. What's the matter?Copy !req
477. I forgot my toothbrush.Copy !req
478. Oh, no problem.Copy !req
479. You can use mine.Copy !req
480. Yours?Copy !req
481. You know what?
I think I'll brush later.Copy !req
482. Brush now.Copy !req
483. Sure.Copy !req
484. Newman. Newman, let me have
a bite of your Mackinaw.Copy !req
485. What for?
You got your own.Copy !req
486. Oh, Come on. Come on.
I need to taste it.Copy !req
487. Nothing.Copy !req
488. I can't evening taste
the Mackinaw.Copy !req
489. Well, that's a shame.Copy !req
490. Wait all year and
I can't even taste it.Copy !req
491. You can't taste them?Copy !req
492. Why waste them?Copy !req
493. Why not give them all to me?Copy !req
494. It's a story aboutCopy !req
495. It's a story aboutCopy !req
496. love... deception...Copy !req
497. greed... lust...Copy !req
498. and... unbridled
enthusiasm.Copy !req
499. Unbridled enthusiasm?Copy !req
500. Yeah, yeah.
That's right.Copy !req
501. That's... what led to,
uh...Copy !req
502. Billy Mumphrey's
downfall.Copy !req
503. Hmm. Interesting take.Copy !req
504. So you believe that had
he not been so enthusiastic,Copy !req
505. he could have
averted disaster.Copy !req
506. he could have
averted disaster.Copy !req
507. Y-Yes. Yes.Copy !req
508. That's right.Copy !req
509. You see, Billy Mumphrey
was a simple country boy.Copy !req
510. Some might say a cockeyed
optimist who got caught upCopy !req
511. in the dirty game
of world diplomacyCopy !req
512. and international intrigue.Copy !req
513. So it was more a question
of attitude than politics?Copy !req
514. Yes. Yes,
Mr. Mandel.Copy !req
515. Hey! Under Siege
is on again.Copy !req
516. Hey! Under Siege
is on again.Copy !req
517. Who's up for it?Copy !req
518. No more nuts.Copy !req
519. Oh, my God.Copy !req
520. What the hell
is this?Copy !req
521. Don't tell me.Copy !req
522. Velvet?Copy !req
523. It's the real deal.Copy !req
524. She's seen you in this thing?Copy !req
525. That's right.Copy !req
526. We just had sex.Copy !req
527. You know, Jerry...
I've been searchingCopy !req
528. for someone
a long time.Copy !req
529. Well, the search is over.Copy !req
530. And now the search for
the right psychiatrist begins.Copy !req
531. So, uh, what's with
the suitcase?Copy !req
532. Uh, she threw me out.Copy !req
533. Why?Copy !req
534. I wouldn't use
her toothbrush.Copy !req
535. So where you staying?Copy !req
536. Well, I guess I'm stuck
with the Velvet Fog.Copy !req
537. Well, I guess I'm stuck
with the Velvet Fog.Copy !req
538. MR.
Three hours ofCopy !req
539. massage time,
12 in-room movies,Copy !req
540. including several
adult features,Copy !req
541. five shoeshines
and $400 worth of snacks.Copy !req
542. Not to mention
the damage to the room.Copy !req
543. Mr. Mandel,
you don't understand.Copy !req
544. My friend had fleas.Copy !req
545. I ran into the gas.
It could have killed me.Copy !req
546. My— My other friend
couldn't taste his peaches.Copy !req
547. They're only good
for two weeks.Copy !req
548. They're only good
for two weeks.Copy !req
549. I think you've
read one too many
Billy Mumphrey stories.Copy !req
550. Good day, Ms. Benes.Copy !req
551. Okay.
Good day.Copy !req
552. Hi, George.Copy !req
553. Hi.
This is fantastic.Copy !req
554. Have you ever had
a Mackinaw peach?Copy !req
555. Oh, yeah, I love those.Copy !req
556. Well, too bad.
It's all done.Copy !req
557. Yes.Copy !req
558. Yes, it's back.
I can taste again.Copy !req
559. What's the date today?
Uh, 15th.Copy !req
560. 15th! Yes. Last day
for the Mackinaws.Copy !req
561. I can still make it.Copy !req
562. Wait. Newman.
Newman, what—Copy !req
563. Sorry. Last one.Copy !req
564. But if you want
to suck the pit.Copy !req
565. But if you want
to suck the pit.Copy !req
566. Look... Beauford,
it's the mailman.Copy !req
567. You remember
the mailman, don't you?Copy !req
568. Kramer!
Kramer, don't!Copy !req
569. Get him!Copy !req
570. Hello?
Is anybody her—Copy !req
571. Oh.Copy !req
572. They said they wereCopy !req
573. sending over an Asian woman.Copy !req
574. Oh, my God.Copy !req