1. Buying shoes is one of
the great shopping challenges.Copy !req
2. Ever seen someone put on
a new pair of shoes?Copy !req
3. They turn into a zombie once
they start walking around.Copy !req
4. "Yeah, these are pretty good."Copy !req
5. Then they have that little
1-foot-high mirror there.Copy !req
6. What is that? To see what
cats will think of my shoes?Copy !req
7. What is that angle?Copy !req
8. Bum passed out on the curb.Copy !req
9. "Hey, what do you
think of these?Copy !req
10. I just got them. I've seen
them from that angle myself."Copy !req
11. I just got them. I've seen
them from that angle myself."Copy !req
12. That guy was amazing.Copy !req
13. He could dunk.
And he was my height.Copy !req
14. What was
his name again?Copy !req
15. Jimmy.Copy !req
16. Jimmy. Right.Copy !req
17. I don't know how
you could forget.Copy !req
18. He kept referring to himself
in the third person.Copy !req
19. "Jimmy's under the boards.Copy !req
20. "Jimmy's in the open.Copy !req
21. Jimmy makes the shot."Copy !req
22. Ah, you're just mad
because we beat you.Copy !req
23. Jerry, it's my fault.
I couldn't make a shot.Copy !req
24. These losses
stay with me.Copy !req
25. They fester, Jerry.Copy !req
26. No, this is
gonna plague me.Copy !req
27. Oh, mama!Copy !req
28. Ow!Copy !req
29. Hey! Jimmy!Copy !req
30. Gee!Copy !req
31. Great game!Copy !req
32. Oh, yeah. Jimmy
played pretty good.Copy !req
33. Hey, you know,
I felt like we had
a synergy out there.Copy !req
34. You know, like we were
really helping each other.Copy !req
35. Hey, what do you got there?Copy !req
36. These?
Yeah.Copy !req
37. These are Jimmy's
training shoes.Copy !req
38. Yeah. I've seen
these things.Copy !req
39. What are they—?
They make your legs stronger?Copy !req
40. What are they—?
They make your legs stronger?Copy !req
41. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
42. Jimmy couldn't jump
at all before he got these.Copy !req
43. Jimmy... was like you.Copy !req
44. Huh.Copy !req
45. They're plyometric.Copy !req
46. Plyometric?Copy !req
47. Yeah. They isolate
the muscles.Copy !req
48. The muscle has
to grow or die.Copy !req
49. Where you get them?Copy !req
50. Jimmy sells them.Copy !req
51. You sell them?Copy !req
52. Oh, yeah. But Jimmy's
all out right now.Copy !req
53. Moving to Manhattan...
set Jimmy back a bit.Copy !req
54. Hey, listen. Let me
give you my card.Copy !req
55. It's got my
home number on it.Copy !req
56. I want to buy the first pair
when the next shipment comes in.Copy !req
57. All right.
All right, Jimmy,
good talking to you.Copy !req
58. Jimmy will
see you around.Copy !req
59. What day is today?Copy !req
60. Oh, Tuesday.Copy !req
61. Damn it. I shouldn't have
worked out today.Copy !req
62. Mr. Wilhelm called
a big meeting.Copy !req
63. I'm going to be sweating
the whole time.Copy !req
64. Why?
You took a shower.Copy !req
65. It wouldn't take.Copy !req
66. Ten minutes from now
I'll be sweating all over again.Copy !req
67. I can feel it.
I'm a human heat pump.Copy !req
68. Well, you ought to
take cold showers.Copy !req
69. Cold showers?
They're for psychotics.Copy !req
70. Cold showers?
They're for psychotics.Copy !req
71. Well, I take them.Copy !req
72. They give me a whoosh.Copy !req
73. All right.
I'll see you guys later.Copy !req
74. So, what?
Are you heading home?Copy !req
75. No. Got a dental
appointment.Copy !req
76. Oh, what?
Tim Whatley?Copy !req
77. Yeah.
Yeah, I got
a checkup Thursday.Copy !req
78. How do you
like that.Copy !req
79. You know, you really
shouldn't brush 24 hoursCopy !req
80. before seeing
the dentist.Copy !req
81. I think that's eat
24 hours before surgery.Copy !req
82. Oh, no. You've got
to eat before surgery.Copy !req
83. You need
your strength.Copy !req
84. MR.
I called this meeting
because we have a problem.Copy !req
85. For the last few months,
someone has been stealingCopy !req
86. equipment
from the club.Copy !req
87. Until recently,
it's been little things:Copy !req
88. bases, batting
helmets, donuts.Copy !req
89. But... two nights ago,
they pulled a big one.Copy !req
90. They took a pitching machine,
a batting cage,Copy !req
91. the infield tarp and all of
Mr. Steinbrenner's vitamins.Copy !req
92. Now, we have reason
to believe it's
an inside job.Copy !req
93. So if anybody here knows
anything about it,Copy !req
94. I recommend strongly
that... you come forward.Copy !req
95. Dr. Whatley's running
a little late.Copy !req
96. If you'd like to
take a seat, I'll call you
when he's ready.Copy !req
97. All right.Copy !req
98. Oh, okay.Copy !req
99. Right. Thanks,
Mr. Pitt.Copy !req
100. Okay. Goodbye.Copy !req
101. Hey. You want to go see
the Velvet Fog?Copy !req
102. The Velvet Fog?Copy !req
103. Yeah, Mel Tormé.Copy !req
104. That's his nickname.Copy !req
105. What the hell is
a Velvet Fog?Copy !req
106. What the hell is
a Velvet Fog?Copy !req
107. Do you want to go or not?Copy !req
108. Well, where is it?Copy !req
109. He's performing
at this AMCA benefit.Copy !req
110. AMCA?Copy !req
111. Able Mentally
Challenged Adults.Copy !req
112. I can't watch a man
sing a song.Copy !req
113. What, are you crazy?Copy !req
114. They get all emotional.
They sway.Copy !req
115. It's embarrassing.Copy !req
116. Well, what am I
gonna do for a date?Copy !req
117. Oh, do you know that, um—
That blond guyCopy !req
118. who's always on the Exercycle
at the health club?Copy !req
119. I don't think so.Copy !req
120. You know, he's really
handsome, with those—Copy !req
121. You know, he's really
handsome, with those—Copy !req
122. Elaine, I really don't...Copy !req
123. pay much attention
to men's faces.Copy !req
124. You can't find
beauty in a man?Copy !req
125. No. I find them
repugnant and unappealing.Copy !req
126. Hey.Copy !req
127. To wit.Copy !req
128. What?Copy !req
129. No, Elaine and I
were just discussingCopy !req
130. whether or not I could admit
a man is attractive.Copy !req
131. Hmm. Oh, I'll tell you
who's an attractive man.Copy !req
132. George Will.Copy !req
133. Really?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
134. Really?
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
135. Yeah, he has
a clean look.Copy !req
136. Scrubbed
and shampooed.Copy !req
137. He's smart.Copy !req
138. No, no, I don't find
him all that bright.Copy !req
139. So you got
any cavities?Copy !req
140. Just one.
Yeah?Copy !req
141. Gotta go back.Copy !req
142. Oh, but get this.Copy !req
143. Elaine, you will
appreciate this.
What?Copy !req
144. I'm sitting in
Tim Whatley's waiting room.Copy !req
145. He's got a Penthouse
right out on the table.Copy !req
146. Penthouse?Copy !req
147. Yeah. What is that?Copy !req
148. I mean, isn't that sick?Copy !req
149. I'd be embarrassed
to have that in my apartment.Copy !req
150. So, what's wrong
with that?Copy !req
151. He's a doctor.Copy !req
152. He's a doctor.Copy !req
153. I mean, it's supposed to be,
like, a sterile environment.Copy !req
154. So did you, uh,
take a look?Copy !req
155. Of course. But that's got
nothing to do with it.Copy !req
156. Well, I'll tell you.Copy !req
157. I'm looking forward
to my appointment
on Thursday.Copy !req
158. I might even get there
a few minutes early.Copy !req
159. Hey.Copy !req
160. Hey.
Hey, listen.Copy !req
161. Do either of you guys
know that blond guyCopy !req
162. whose always on the Exercycle
at the health club?Copy !req
163. whose always on the Exercycle
at the health club?Copy !req
164. You know, he's just
really handsome?Copy !req
165. I, uh—
I wouldn't know.Copy !req
166. You know, just admitting
a man is handsomeCopy !req
167. doesn't necessarily
make you a homosexual.Copy !req
168. It doesn't help.Copy !req
169. All right.
Never mind.Copy !req
170. I'll see you.Copy !req
171. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
172. You know those shoes
that Jimmy had?Copy !req
173. I cut a deal
with him.Copy !req
174. We're gonna import
a case of them together.Copy !req
175. Why are you doing that for?
You got a job.Copy !req
176. There's a lot of
money in this.Copy !req
177. There's a lot of
money in this.Copy !req
178. He's got a proven
sales method.Copy !req
179. Yeah? What's that?Copy !req
180. He jumps.Copy !req
181. Jimmy's got a backer.Copy !req
182. Jimmy's jumping
for dollars.Copy !req
183. Jimmy and George
are gonna get rich.Copy !req
184. Will you stop with the Jimmys?Copy !req
185. Hey, what is this?Copy !req
186. Kung Pao.Copy !req
187. Hot.Copy !req
188. Ooh. Kung Pao!Copy !req
189. Look at me.Copy !req
190. Look at me.Copy !req
191. Look at me.Copy !req
192. Come on. I'm stretching
right in front of you.Copy !req
193. Hey, a smile.Copy !req
194. Ha. We made contact.Copy !req
195. All right.Copy !req
196. One more stretch
and then go talk to him.Copy !req
197. You know... Jimmy is
pretty sweet on you.Copy !req
198. Oh. Ha!Copy !req
199. He is?Copy !req
200. Oh, yeah. Jimmy's
been watching you.Copy !req
201. Oh, yeah. Jimmy's
been watching you.Copy !req
202. You're just
Jimmy's type.Copy !req
203. Oh. Really?Copy !req
204. Jimmy's new in town.Copy !req
205. Jimmy, uh, doesn't
really know anyone.Copy !req
206. Oh, well. I'd like
to get to know him.Copy !req
207. Jimmy would like to
get to know you.Copy !req
208. You think Jimmy
likes Mel Tormé?Copy !req
209. Jimmy loves the Velvet Fog.Copy !req
210. Hey, Kramer.Copy !req
211. Well, you're looking
sharp there, Tim.Copy !req
212. Yeah, well.
I do what I can.Copy !req
213. Yeah, well.
I do what I can.Copy !req
214. How have you been?Copy !req
215. Oh, fine, good.Copy !req
216. Yeah. I've just
been occupying myselfCopy !req
217. with some of your, uh,
reading material.Copy !req
218. So, what will it be?
Novocain?Copy !req
219. Oh, yes.
Yes, indeed.Copy !req
220. Why don't we just
clear a path first.
Yeah.Copy !req
221. You remember
Mr. Thirsty.Copy !req
222. Ah. You too
with these?Copy !req
223. Yeah, I'm on board.Copy !req
224. So, what did Tim say?Copy !req
225. Well, he said I gotta
cut out the Skittles.Copy !req
226. Looks like he gave you
some Novocain.Copy !req
227. Oh, I'm loaded.Copy !req
228. What about the Penthouse?
Did you ask?Copy !req
229. Well, he said that, you know,
it helps his patientsCopy !req
230. relax a little bit.Copy !req
231. And he's got
a new policy.Copy !req
232. Adults only.Copy !req
233. Adults only?Copy !req
234. Yeah.Copy !req
235. What the hell is
going on over there?Copy !req
236. You know, it's great.Copy !req
237. You know? No kids allowed.Copy !req
238. You know? No kids allowed.Copy !req
239. You don't have to
watch your language.Copy !req
240. You find a need to use a lot
of obscenities at the dentist?Copy !req
241. Heh-heh.Copy !req
242. When they pull that needle out,
I let the expletives fly.Copy !req
243. Hey, come on.
Watch it.Copy !req
244. You're drooling
all over the floor.Copy !req
245. How much Novocain
did that guy give you?Copy !req
246. I can't hold the water.Copy !req
247. Oh, yeah.
Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
248. Oh, yeah.
Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
249. Jimmy's ready.Copy !req
250. Jimmy's got some
new moves.
Go, Jimmy.Copy !req
251. Check Jimmy out.Copy !req
252. Oh!Copy !req
253. Jimmy's down!Copy !req
254. It's pretty bad, man.Copy !req
255. He's gonna be
in traction.Copy !req
256. Jimmy might have
a compound fracture.Copy !req
257. Jimmy's going into shock.Copy !req
258. Why weren't you careful
with your drool?Copy !req
259. Hey, I'm doing
the best I can.Copy !req
260. Why are you taking it
so personally?Copy !req
261. Because if he can't jump,
there goes my sneaker business?Copy !req
262. Well, I said I'm sorry!Copy !req
263. Jimmy's gonna
get you, Kramer.Copy !req
264. Jimmy holds grudges.Copy !req
265. Let Jimmy go!Copy !req
266. You know I can't
feel anything.Copy !req
267. You know I can't
feel anything.Copy !req
268. Hey, taxi!Copy !req
269. Taxi!Copy !req
270. Okay.
Go ahead. Go ahead.Copy !req
271. You've got it.Copy !req
272. He's got it.Copy !req
273. Oh.Copy !req
274. Please. Go ahead.Copy !req
275. No, no.
You were here first.Copy !req
276. No, please. I insist.Copy !req
277. I'll grab the next one.Copy !req
278. I'll grab the next one.Copy !req
279. Let's share.Copy !req
280. We share,
all right?Copy !req
281. Yes. Let's.Copy !req
282. That's a great idea.Copy !req
283. Oh.Copy !req
284. Oh!Copy !req
285. My name isCopy !req
286. Arnold Deensfrei.Copy !req
287. What is your name?Copy !req
288. Cosmo Kramer.Copy !req
289. It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
290. Very nice to
meet you, Cosmo.Copy !req
291. Are you heading home?Copy !req
292. Yeah, heading home.Copy !req
293. Mm. Good for you.Copy !req
294. You're really
independent.Copy !req
295. You're really
independent.Copy !req
296. Well, you're not doing
too bad yourself.Copy !req
297. Yeah!Copy !req
298. Anyway... Jimmy, uh,
couldn't be here today.Copy !req
299. So he asked me to
fill in for him.Copy !req
300. And... I'm sure that
you'll be impressedCopy !req
301. at what can be
accomplished after onlyCopy !req
302. a few short days
of training.Copy !req
303. Heh-heh.Copy !req
304. Here we go.Copy !req
305. The Velvet Fog.Copy !req
306. What about
the Velvet Fog?Copy !req
307. What about
the Velvet Fog?Copy !req
308. Well... he's singing
at a benefit.Copy !req
309. And I'm gonna be
sitting at his table.Copy !req
310. Oh. I'm going
to that.Copy !req
311. I'm a guest
of honor.Copy !req
312. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
313. Well, this afternoon
I shared a cab
with this... Deensfrei.Copy !req
314. Yeah, yeah.
Arnold Deensfrei.Copy !req
315. He runs the AMCA.Copy !req
316. He runs the AMCA.Copy !req
317. Well, okay.
That's the guy.Copy !req
318. He's organizing
the dinner.Copy !req
319. I know that.
But why are you going?Copy !req
320. Well, because
we hit it off.Copy !req
321. And he was very impressed
with what I do.Copy !req
322. What you do?Copy !req
323. You don't do anything.Copy !req
324. Well, apparently I do
something, because I'm sittingCopy !req
325. at the head table
with Mr. Mel Tormé!Copy !req
326. What are those?Copy !req
327. Oh, these are my
vertical-leap training shoes.Copy !req
328. Wait a second.Copy !req
329. Were you wearing
those shoes in the cab?Copy !req
330. Yeah, yeah. Right after
I left the Y.Copy !req
331. Don't you see
what happened here?Copy !req
332. He couldn't talk.Copy !req
333. He's wearing these shoes.
He's drooling.Copy !req
334. What?Copy !req
335. He thinks you're
mentally challenged.Copy !req
336. Well...Copy !req
337. You know...Copy !req
338. What happens when
you show up?Copy !req
339. He'll see that
you're not.Copy !req
340. Not necessarily—Copy !req
341. Not necessarily—Copy !req
342. I know.Copy !req
343. Cheryl, would you ready
the nitrous oxide, please?Copy !req
344. It's good.Copy !req
345. Where's Jennifer today?Copy !req
346. Oh, she's over at
Dr. Seisman's office.Copy !req
347. Yeah, we find it fun
to swap now and then.Copy !req
348. Mm-hm.Copy !req
349. Mm-hm.Copy !req
350. You just... take some deep
breaths and... try to relax.Copy !req
351. Woo!Copy !req
352. Oh, man!Copy !req
353. Oh, man!Copy !req
354. Ah!Copy !req
355. This is George.Copy !req
356. Oh, Sport's Wholesalers.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
357. Thanks for calling me back.Copy !req
358. No, no, I still got
the shoes. Lots of them.Copy !req
359. Yeah. This is beautiful
athletic gear.Copy !req
360. Oh. I'm sorry. I've got
to call you right back.Copy !req
361. Yeah. All right.Copy !req
362. Mr. Wilhelm.Copy !req
363. So, George... have
you heard anythingCopy !req
364. about the missing
equipment?Copy !req
365. No, no. Not a thing.Copy !req
366. You know, George, there's
nothing I hate more than a liar.Copy !req
367. Well, there's... no room
for someone like thatCopy !req
368. in this organization.Copy !req
369. Are you feeling
all right, George?Copy !req
370. Are you feeling
all right, George?Copy !req
371. Yeah, fine.Copy !req
372. You look a little warm.Copy !req
373. It's the chicken.Copy !req
374. You're a terrible liar, George.Copy !req
375. Look at you.
You're a wreck.Copy !req
376. You're sweating bullets.Copy !req
377. It's the Kung Pao.
Hm.Copy !req
378. George likes
his chicken spicy.Copy !req
379. Maybe you wereCopy !req
380. still under the gas.Copy !req
381. Maybe you were hallucinating
you were coming out,Copy !req
382. but you were still
under the gas.Copy !req
383. I don't think so.Copy !req
384. I think they were
getting dressed.Copy !req
385. And not only that.
My shirt was out.Copy !req
386. Your shirt was out?Copy !req
387. I think so.Copy !req
388. Well, what kind
of a shirt was it?Copy !req
389. You know, like
a tennis shirt.Copy !req
390. You know, like
a tennis shirt.Copy !req
391. Oh. You don't
tuck those in.Copy !req
392. Sometimes I tuck them.
Sometimes I don't.Copy !req
393. Well, were you tucked?Copy !req
394. I think I was tucked.Copy !req
395. All right.
Well, say you were.Copy !req
396. I mean, what do you think
could have happened?Copy !req
397. I don't know!Copy !req
398. But I was spitting out
and rinsingCopy !req
399. like there was
no tomorrow.Copy !req
400. Ugh.Copy !req
401. Is this guy a dentists
or Caligula?Copy !req
402. What are you getting?Copy !req
403. I don't think I'm hungry.Copy !req
404. Okay. So you were violated
by two peopleCopy !req
405. Okay. So you were violated
by two peopleCopy !req
406. while you were under the gas.Copy !req
407. So what?Copy !req
408. You're single.Copy !req
409. I'm damaged goods now.Copy !req
410. Join the club.Copy !req
411. Did you ever call
that guy from the health club?Copy !req
412. Oh, yeah. Jimmy.Copy !req
413. Jimmy?Copy !req
414. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
415. That's the guy?Copy !req
416. Yeah.Copy !req
417. I can't believe
you're going out with him.Copy !req
418. Why?Copy !req
419. I don't know.
He's so strange.Copy !req
420. How so?Copy !req
421. How so?Copy !req
422. Didn't you ever noticed
he always refers to himselfCopy !req
423. in the third person.Copy !req
424. Jimmy can dunk.
Jimmy's new in town.Copy !req
425. Jimmy will see you later.Copy !req
426. No, no, wait a minute.
That's not him.Copy !req
427. That's the guy who
gave me Jimmy's number.Copy !req
428. That's Jimmy.Copy !req
429. That's the way he talks.Copy !req
430. I'm gonna go see
Mel Tormé with him?Copy !req
431. Jimmy's gonna put
the moves on Elaine.Copy !req
432. So, I have to go see
Steinbrenner later.Copy !req
433. So, I have to go see
Steinbrenner later.Copy !req
434. Mr. Wilhelm told him that
I was the one responsibleCopy !req
435. for stealing
all the merchandise.Copy !req
436. Why?Copy !req
437. Because when he questioned me
about it, I was sweatingCopy !req
438. from the Kung Pao.Copy !req
439. I don't know how
you could eat that
spicy chicken.Copy !req
440. George likes
spicy chicken.Copy !req
441. What's that?Copy !req
442. I like spicy chicken.Copy !req
443. No, no. You said,
"George likes spicy chicken."Copy !req
444. No, I didn't.Copy !req
445. Yes. You said,
"George likes spicy chicken."Copy !req
446. You're turning
into Jimmy.Copy !req
447. George is getting
upset!Copy !req
448. George is getting
upset!Copy !req
449. So, what did you want
to see Jimmy about?Copy !req
450. Well... Jimmy...Copy !req
451. about tonight.Copy !req
452. There's been a little
misunderstanding.Copy !req
453. Ha.Copy !req
454. Jimmy doesn't like
misunderstandings.Copy !req
455. Yeah. Well,
what happened was—Copy !req
456. Jimmy and misunderstandings
kind of clash.Copy !req
457. You know, I've never heard
anyone talk the way you do.Copy !req
458. It's very unusual.Copy !req
459. Well, Jimmy's
very unusual.Copy !req
460. Well, anyway... see when I made
the date, I thought that Jimmy—Copy !req
461. Well, anyway... see when I made
the date, I thought that Jimmy—Copy !req
462. Hey, look. Hank's
got a new boyfriend.Copy !req
463. Jimmy's not threatened
by Hank's sexuality.Copy !req
464. Jimmy's happy for Hank.Copy !req
465. Elaine once tried
to convert one.Copy !req
466. But Elaine's not gonna
go through that again.Copy !req
467. I'm gonna go and try
and find some candy.Copy !req
468. You want some?
Yeah.Copy !req
469. What kind?Copy !req
470. I don't care.Copy !req
471. Hey, Jimmy.
Hi, Elaine.Copy !req
472. Elaine got a new dress.Copy !req
473. Jimmy likes it.Copy !req
474. There's no candy
around here.Copy !req
475. Hey, Jimmy.Copy !req
476. Well... look
who's here?
Whoa.Copy !req
477. That's the guy
who sidelined Jimmy.Copy !req
478. What?Copy !req
479. That's the guy
who took the breadCopy !req
480. out of Jimmy's mouth.Copy !req
481. Jimmy's out of work
because of you.Copy !req
482. Oh!Copy !req
483. Jimmy wants a piece
of Kramer!
Come on, now!Copy !req
484. Get your hands
off Jimmy!Copy !req
485. Jimmy's gonna
get you, Kramer!Copy !req
486. Hands off Jimmy!Copy !req
487. Don't touch Jimmy!Copy !req
488. Don't touch Jimmy!Copy !req
489. Let go
of Jimmy!Copy !req
490. Is my lip swollen?Copy !req
491. Guy's got
a problem.Copy !req
492. No, no. I've been living
alone a long time now.Copy !req
493. Well, I think
that's the tops.Copy !req
494. Okay.Copy !req
495. You wanted to see me,
Mr. Steinbrenner?Copy !req
496. You wanted to see me,
Mr. Steinbrenner?Copy !req
497. Yes, George, come in.Copy !req
498. George, I've been
your biggest supporter here.Copy !req
499. And that's why I was
disappointed to hearCopy !req
500. that you've been
pilfering the equipment.Copy !req
501. George would never
do anything like that.Copy !req
502. No, why would I?
I own it.Copy !req
503. Right.Copy !req
504. So, what are you saying?Copy !req
505. Why would George steal
from the Yankees?Copy !req
506. He wouldn't.Copy !req
507. Of course not.Copy !req
508. Exactly.Copy !req
509. I don't really know what
the hell is going on here?Copy !req
510. Sir?
Nothing.Copy !req
511. Sir?
Nothing.Copy !req
512. Well, I think it's about
time for George's lunch.Copy !req
513. Yes, it is.Copy !req
514. All right. Let's see.
What do I have today?Copy !req
515. Oh, darn it.
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519. and it would taste
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522. I use to peel off
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523. Now, I turn it upside down.
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to a very courageous young man.Copy !req
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528. Got the new Penthouse.Copy !req
529. Ah. Where's
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531. Oh, here. Listen.Copy !req
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533. "I'd like to tell you about
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538. "to have a little fun
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