1. The whole concept of the
wanted poster has gotta beCopy !req
2. the most wildly optimistic
crime-fighting idea.Copy !req
3. I mean, so, how does it work?Copy !req
4. Okay. I'm on the
line at the post office.Copy !req
5. I see the guy. I see
the list of offenses.Copy !req
6. I check the guy standing
in line behind me.Copy !req
7. If it's not him...Copy !req
8. that's pretty much all I can do.Copy !req
9. [AUDIENCE LAUGHS]Copy !req
10. Okay.Copy !req
11. It's not that I
don't wanna help.Copy !req
12. You know, the annoying
thing is, you think,Copy !req
13. why didn't they
hold onto this guyCopy !req
14. when they're taking his picture?Copy !req
15. No, we don't do it that way.Copy !req
16. We take their picture,
and we let 'em go.Copy !req
17. So we get the
front and side shot.Copy !req
18. The front is his face.Copy !req
19. The side is him leaving.Copy !req
20. Look at you. Why
don't you use a fork?Copy !req
21. You're no good with the sticks.Copy !req
22. I know. I need a lesson.Copy !req
23. You stink.Copy !req
24. You know you stink.Copy !req
25. What is this?Copy !req
26. Ooh! My ballet tickets.Copy !req
27. Oh, your ballet tickets.Copy !req
28. Hey, have you ever
been to the ballet?Copy !req
29. No, but I've seen
people on tiptoes.Copy !req
30. You know, I'm going as a beard.Copy !req
31. A beard? Yeah.Copy !req
32. This friend of a friend
knows this banker guy.Copy !req
33. He's, I don't know, 30-ish,
unbelievably gorgeous.Copy !req
34. Of course, he's gay.Copy !req
35. Yeah. So,Copy !req
36. anyway, his boss
has this box at the Met.Copy !req
37. And he invited him
to go see Swan LakeCopy !req
38. with him and his wife,Copy !req
39. but he's afraid that his boss
can't handle his orientation,Copy !req
40. so I'm going along as his date.Copy !req
41. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
42. Swan Lake, at the Met.Copy !req
43. [INTERCOM BUZZES]Copy !req
44. Yeah?Copy !req
45. GEORGE: Get it
on with your bad self.Copy !req
46. [SNIFFS]Copy !req
47. Ooh.Copy !req
48. Chinese food.Copy !req
49. I knew I smelled somethin'.Copy !req
50. Hey!Copy !req
51. Is George still wearing
that toupee? Yeah.Copy !req
52. Doesn't he know how
ridiculous he looks in that thing?Copy !req
53. I think he looks fantastic.Copy !req
54. [LAUGHING] Oh, come on.Copy !req
55. No. I never realized what
an attractive man he is.Copy !req
56. Oh, he's a real
looker, that one.Copy !req
57. Hey!Copy !req
58. People. People,
people, people, people.Copy !req
59. Not bad, huh?Copy !req
60. [LAUGHS]Copy !req
61. Yeah.Copy !req
62. [GASPS]Copy !req
63. All right.Copy !req
64. Excuse me.Copy !req
65. You look ridiculous
in that thing.Copy !req
66. Is that so?Copy !req
67. Or could it be that you're
just a little bit worriedCopy !req
68. that you may have
missed the boat.Copy !req
69. [LAUGHS]Copy !req
70. Well, I think they
might have sutured...Copy !req
71. that thing...Copy !req
72. to your brain.Copy !req
73. [BOTH LAUGH]Copy !req
74. All right. Go ahead. Deride.Copy !req
75. Deride if you must.Copy !req
76. But let me tell you something.Copy !req
77. With my personality
and this head of hair,Copy !req
78. you know what I am now?Copy !req
79. I am in the game.Copy !req
80. I no longer defer to
the coiffed. I'm a player.Copy !req
81. KRAMER: You know, I
just thought of something.Copy !req
82. I know this gorgeous woman.
She called me up this morning.Copy !req
83. She's moving into the city,Copy !req
84. and she asked me if I know
of anyone she could meet.Copy !req
85. Now, you can go out with her.Copy !req
86. Well, what about me?Copy !req
87. No, I think he's got
you beat, buddy.Copy !req
88. So, she's gorgeous, huh?Copy !req
89. Yeah, well, last time
I saw her she was,Copy !req
90. five years ago.Copy !req
91. Well, you got a picture?Copy !req
92. No. No.Copy !req
93. Well, I have to see her.Copy !req
94. Hey, I know what we
can do. I got a friend.Copy !req
95. He works over at
the police station.Copy !req
96. He's a composite artist.Copy !req
97. Really?Copy !req
98. Maybe I can get him to
draw a picture of her for you.Copy !req
99. I would love that.
You think he'd do it?Copy !req
100. Yeah, yeah. I think he will.Copy !req
101. It sounds like
an excellent idea.Copy !req
102. Hey, Jerry. You
done with all this?Copy !req
103. 'Cause I'm gonna give
it to a homeless person.Copy !req
104. You know, I'm very
excited about this.Copy !req
105. I always wanted to see
how these sketch artists do it.Copy !req
106. Here you go, brother.
Some food for you.Copy !req
107. Thank you.Copy !req
108. You're a good man. Bless you.Copy !req
109. You gonna be here in an hour?Copy !req
110. Where am I going?Copy !req
111. All right. Enjoy.Copy !req
112. Wait up!Copy !req
113. Oh, that's good. That's good.Copy !req
114. And make the eyes, um...Copy !req
115. What's that nut?Copy !req
116. Almonds? Almonds.Copy !req
117. Yeah, That's it.Copy !req
118. Can I see?Copy !req
119. No, no. Not yet.Copy !req
120. And make the lips fuller.Copy !req
121. Poutier.Copy !req
122. Poutier? I like that.Copy !req
123. Can't go wrong with pouty.Copy !req
124. I'm excited about the pouty.Copy !req
125. All right. I think
that about does it.Copy !req
126. All right, George.
Come on. Take a look.Copy !req
127. Oh, my God, you were right.Copy !req
128. She is gorgeous!Copy !req
129. Hey, Lou, who's that
woman over there?Copy !req
130. Huh?Copy !req
131. LOU: Oh, that's Sergeant Tierny.Copy !req
132. Nice officer.Copy !req
133. You wanna meet her?Copy !req
134. Well, this worked out okay.Copy !req
135. Hey, you gonna see
that police woman?Copy !req
136. Yeah, I think I will.Copy !req
137. I like the idea of having
the law on my side.Copy !req
138. Hey, man. Did
you enjoy the food?Copy !req
139. Oh, yes, I did.Copy !req
140. Where did the Chinese
learn to cook like that?Copy !req
141. Listen.Copy !req
142. I'll take that Tupperware now.Copy !req
143. I don't think so.Copy !req
144. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's mine.Copy !req
145. You gave it to me. No, no, look.Copy !req
146. I didn't say you could keep it.Copy !req
147. See, I don't give
away Tupperware.Copy !req
148. You shoulda said something.Copy !req
149. Well, I didn't think I had to.Copy !req
150. Look, with a piece of
Tupperware, you just assume.Copy !req
151. Yeah!Copy !req
152. I really gotta
thank you for this.Copy !req
153. The bank I work for
is so conservative.Copy !req
154. Oh, well, by now, you'd thinkCopy !req
155. people would be a
little more open-minded.Copy !req
156. Oi.Copy !req
157. Would you excuse me? I
have to run to the bathroom.Copy !req
158. Okay. Great.Copy !req
159. Sssso...Copy !req
160. you and Robert, hmm?Copy !req
161. Yup. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
162. Really?Copy !req
163. Yes, indeedy.Copy !req
164. I'm surprised.Copy !req
165. Really?Copy !req
166. Why?Copy !req
167. No reason.Copy !req
168. Well, believe me. This
didn't happen overnight.Copy !req
169. Robert is not exactly
a one-woman man,Copy !req
170. if you know what I mean.Copy !req
171. No, siree, Bob.Copy !req
172. Sure, I mean, in a lot of
ways, he's a typical guy.Copy !req
173. He likes his sports.Copy !req
174. But he counters that sideCopy !req
175. with the side you
see here tonightCopy !req
176. at the ballet or the
pleasure he getsCopy !req
177. watching Miss Liza Minnelli
belt out a few choice numbers.Copy !req
178. It's those two halves
of his personalityCopy !req
179. that just come togetherCopy !req
180. to make him the very
special guy that he is.Copy !req
181. Excuse me.Copy !req
182. Oh. Hi, honey.Copy !req
183. ELAINE: It was just
such a great night.Copy !req
184. Oh! And did they
suspect anything?Copy !req
185. Mmm.Copy !req
186. No, I was a fantastic beard.Copy !req
187. I held hands, I
called him "honey."Copy !req
188. And we discover
yet another talent:Copy !req
189. posing as a girlfriend
for homosexuals.Copy !req
190. Oh, it was just
such a great night.Copy !req
191. You said that already.Copy !req
192. Oh, I did?Copy !req
193. Yeah.Copy !req
194. Oh.Copy !req
195. Oh, no.Copy !req
196. Don't tell me.Copy !req
197. You like him?Copy !req
198. He's incredible!Copy !req
199. Yeah, but...Copy !req
200. Yeah. I... I know.Copy !req
201. So?Copy !req
202. What?Copy !req
203. Not conversion?Copy !req
204. You're thinking conversion?Copy !req
205. Well, it did occur to me.Copy !req
206. You think you can get
him to just change teams?Copy !req
207. He's not gonna
suddenly switch sides.Copy !req
208. Forget about it.Copy !req
209. Why? Is it irrevocable?Copy !req
210. Because when you join
that team, it's not a whim.Copy !req
211. He likes his team.Copy !req
212. He's set with that team.Copy !req
213. But we've got a good team.Copy !req
214. Yeah, we do.Copy !req
215. We do have a good team.Copy !req
216. Well, why can't he play for us?Copy !req
217. They're only comfortable
with their equipment.Copy !req
218. But we just got along so great.Copy !req
219. Of course, you did.
Everyone gets along greatCopy !req
220. when there's no
possibility of sex.Copy !req
221. No, no, no. I sensed something.Copy !req
222. I did sense something.Copy !req
223. I perceived a
possibility, Jerry.Copy !req
224. You realize your venturing
into uncharted waters.Copy !req
225. I realize that.Copy !req
226. Are you that desperate?Copy !req
227. Yes, I am.Copy !req
228. JERRY: Are you
gonna bring your gun?Copy !req
229. Yeah, I think you
should leave it at home.Copy !req
230. Well, I don't really
know you that well.Copy !req
231. What if we get into
a fight or something?Copy !req
232. You know, you lose your temper.Copy !req
233. Who knows what
you're capable of.Copy !req
234. All right, then it's settled.Copy !req
235. First date, no weapons.Copy !req
236. All right. I'll see you then.Copy !req
237. Okay, bye.Copy !req
238. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
239. Here we go.Copy !req
240. What are you lookin' for?Copy !req
241. Tupperware.Copy !req
242. Sorry, I don't have
any Tupperware.Copy !req
243. See, I knew this
was gonna happen.Copy !req
244. I just made a
delicious casserole,Copy !req
245. but now it won't keep
'cause I have no Tupperware!Copy !req
246. What about a plastic bag?Copy !req
247. You must be kidding.Copy !req
248. What is the difference?Copy !req
249. The patented burp, Jerry.Copy !req
250. It locks in freshness.Copy !req
251. Hey-oh. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
252. So, I, uh...Copy !req
253. I spoke to your little
friend Denise last night.Copy !req
254. Oh, yeah. You talked, huh?Copy !req
255. Yeah. For two hours.Copy !req
256. She's nuts about you.Copy !req
257. Yeah, well, we go
way back, you know.Copy !req
258. Why didn't anything ever
happen between you two?Copy !req
259. Who's to say it didn't?Copy !req
260. Chk!Copy !req
261. So did you describe yourself
to her over the phone?Copy !req
262. Yes, I did.Copy !req
263. What did you say?Copy !req
264. What do you think I said?Copy !req
265. I don't know.Copy !req
266. I told her the truth.Copy !req
267. As you see it.Copy !req
268. Yes, as I see it.Copy !req
269. Did you tell her about
your little hat there?Copy !req
270. What hat?Copy !req
271. You know, your
little hair hat there.Copy !req
272. No.Copy !req
273. Don't you think she could tell?Copy !req
274. No, no, no. She can't tell.Copy !req
275. It's a perfect match.Copy !req
276. Beautiful job.Copy !req
277. Are you kiddin'?Copy !req
278. I could spot that bird's
nest two blocks away.Copy !req
279. You only think that
because you know me.Copy !req
280. Have you noticed people
staring at your head?Copy !req
281. I notice people
staring at my headCopy !req
282. because they like what they see.Copy !req
283. I think you should
either take it offCopy !req
284. or tell her about it.Copy !req
285. He's not gonna take it off.Copy !req
286. If he was gonna go over bald,Copy !req
287. I wouldn't have introduced them.Copy !req
288. All right, look. I
guarantee she won't know.Copy !req
289. Yeah. That's it.Copy !req
290. I'm gonna go down
to the precinct.Copy !req
291. I'm gonna have lunch with Lou.Copy !req
292. Oh, I'll split a cab with you.Copy !req
293. Hey, I'm really sorry
about the other day, man.Copy !req
294. Really sorry.Copy !req
295. Hey! That's my coffee.Copy !req
296. JERRY: Hi, sarge.Copy !req
297. Hi. I'm sorry I'm late.Copy !req
298. Some of our lineup
decoys didn't show, so...Copy !req
299. Hey, any of you guys
want to be in the lineup?Copy !req
300. Make a quick 50 bucks?Copy !req
301. Sure. I will.Copy !req
302. Perfect. Okay.Copy !req
303. Just go right over there
with Officer Lampart.Copy !req
304. Oh, all right.Copy !req
305. MAN: All of you,
turn to the left.Copy !req
306. The left.Copy !req
307. Now, turn to the right.Copy !req
308. [HUMMING]Copy !req
309. GEORGE: Oh, my
God. There she is.Copy !req
310. That's the face.Copy !req
311. Just like the picture.Copy !req
312. George? Yeah.Copy !req
313. Hi.Copy !req
314. It's great to meet you.Copy !req
315. Likewise.Copy !req
316. Have you been waiting long?Copy !req
317. No, no, no. I just got
here two minutes ago.Copy !req
318. Good, good.Copy !req
319. Well, why don't you take
off your hat, stay awhile?Copy !req
320. [CHUCKLES]Copy !req
321. What's that?Copy !req
322. Polygraph.Copy !req
323. What you civilians
call a lie detector test.Copy !req
324. Oh, all right. Let me ask you.Copy !req
325. Now, when someone is lying,Copy !req
326. is it true that their pants
are actually on fire?Copy !req
327. If I could tell you the famous
faces that have been up here.Copy !req
328. Get out.Copy !req
329. A certain cast member
of Melrose Place.Copy !req
330. Really?Copy !req
331. Have you ever seen the show?Copy !req
332. No.Copy !req
333. You can admit it, Jerry.Copy !req
334. It's okay.Copy !req
335. I'd admit it.Copy !req
336. I don't watch it.Copy !req
337. Hey, Lou.Copy !req
338. Maybe we should
put him on the poly.Copy !req
339. The poly?Copy !req
340. Yeah.Copy !req
341. I think you've seen it.Copy !req
342. ELAINE [LAUGHING]:
Melrose Place?Copy !req
343. Yes. Melrose Place.Copy !req
344. [LAUGHS]Copy !req
345. I just didn't know
you watch that.Copy !req
346. Well... I do.Copy !req
347. I mean, every time
I've mentioned it,Copy !req
348. you never say anything
or join in the conversation.Copy !req
349. Well, maybe I was
a little embarrassed.Copy !req
350. You mean this whole time, Jerry,Copy !req
351. we could have been discussing
Sydney and Michael and Jane?Copy !req
352. And Billy and Jake and Allison.Copy !req
353. Yes, we could have discussed it.Copy !req
354. Why? Why were
you so embarrassed?Copy !req
355. The point is, I'm gonna be
taking this lie detector test.Copy !req
356. And that needle's
gonna be goin' wild.Copy !req
357. [LAUGHS]Copy !req
358. This is so stupid.Copy !req
359. Why didn't you just confess?Copy !req
360. It's too stupid to confess.Copy !req
361. Look what I'm confessing to.Copy !req
362. Well, what are you gonna do?Copy !req
363. I don't know.Copy !req
364. Maybe I could beat the machine.Copy !req
365. Ohhh...Copy !req
366. Who do you think you are?Copy !req
367. Costanza?Copy !req
368. Hey, you know what?Copy !req
369. I have access to one of the
most deceitful, duplicitous,Copy !req
370. deceptive minds of our time.Copy !req
371. Who better to advise me?Copy !req
372. Oh, God, this is terrible.Copy !req
373. Did you shake it up?Copy !req
374. No.Copy !req
375. You gotta shake it up.Copy !req
376. No. I'm sick of shaking.Copy !req
377. You gotta shake everything.Copy !req
378. Yeah, that's a real nuisance.Copy !req
379. [INTERCOM BUZZES]Copy !req
380. Oh, this is killin' me.Copy !req
381. Yeah.Copy !req
382. GEORGE: Yeah.Copy !req
383. So, I'm going out
tonight with RobertCopy !req
384. and the boss and his wife.Copy !req
385. So, tonight you
gonna make the move?Copy !req
386. Yeah, I think I might.Copy !req
387. Hey, there he is.Copy !req
388. So, what happened?Copy !req
389. Could she detect it?Copy !req
390. It's an interesting question.Copy !req
391. How so?Copy !req
392. How so?Copy !req
393. I'll tell you how so.Copy !req
394. She's bald!Copy !req
395. What do you mean, bald?Copy !req
396. What do you think I mean, bald?Copy !req
397. Bald!Copy !req
398. "Bald" bald.Copy !req
399. She's bald?Copy !req
400. She's bald, Jerry.Copy !req
401. [LAUGHS] Oh, come on.Copy !req
402. "Oh, come on"?Copy !req
403. No, come on.Copy !req
404. She took off her hat,
and there she was.Copy !req
405. Hello!Copy !req
406. It was like I was looking
at myself in the mirror.Copy !req
407. Well, maybe she got
a haircut or something.Copy !req
408. You know, let me
tell you something.Copy !req
409. No one walks into a
beauty parlor and says,Copy !req
410. "Give me the Larry Fine."Copy !req
411. Women go bald?Copy !req
412. Yeah, I've heard of that.Copy !req
413. I mean, they usually wear a wig.Copy !req
414. Hey, buddy. JERRY: Hey.Copy !req
415. Ha-ho...Copy !req
416. You fixed me up
with a bald woman!Copy !req
417. [SPUTTERS]Copy !req
418. Bald?Copy !req
419. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
420. Do you see the irony here?Copy !req
421. You're rejecting somebody
because they're bald.Copy !req
422. So?Copy !req
423. You're bald!Copy !req
424. No, I'm not.Copy !req
425. I...Copy !req
426. was bald.Copy !req
427. Elaine.Copy !req
428. KRAMER: Hey, hey, hey, come on.Copy !req
429. Ah! Ah! Aah! Give it...Copy !req
430. Don't...Copy !req
431. No, no, no! No, Elaine!Copy !req
432. I don't like this thing!Copy !req
433. And here's what
I'm doing with it!Copy !req
434. No!Copy !req
435. What about when you
started that fight with me.Copy !req
436. Well, I figured that's
what couples do.Copy !req
437. You almost convinced
me we were a couple.Copy !req
438. Oh, well, it was easy. Really.Copy !req
439. Well, good night.
I'll call you tomorrow.Copy !req
440. Oh, wait a second.Copy !req
441. Um...Copy !req
442. Would you like to come...Copy !req
443. upstairs?Copy !req
444. Upstairs?Copy !req
445. Yeah.Copy !req
446. Upstairs?Copy !req
447. Elaine...Copy !req
448. Well, I was... I was
hoping, you know, you...Copy !req
449. You might be interested in...Copy !req
450. changing teams.Copy !req
451. "Changing teams"?Copy !req
452. Have you ever thought about it?Copy !req
453. But I'm a starting shortstop.Copy !req
454. Robert...Copy !req
455. we need a shortstop.Copy !req
456. Real bad.Copy !req
457. I tell you, when she threw
that toupee out the window,Copy !req
458. it was the best thing
that ever happened to me.Copy !req
459. Good.Copy !req
460. I feel like my old self again.Copy !req
461. Totally inadequate,
completely insecure,Copy !req
462. paranoid, neurotic.Copy !req
463. It's a pleasure.Copy !req
464. It's good to have you back.Copy !req
465. And you know what
else I've decided to do?Copy !req
466. I'm gonna keep
seeing the bald woman.Copy !req
467. She's as good as anybody else.Copy !req
468. Scalp was clean.Copy !req
469. She had a nice skull.Copy !req
470. Just wasn't a lot of hair on it.Copy !req
471. You know, you've had,
like, a religious awakening.Copy !req
472. You're like a bald-again.Copy !req
473. [LAUGHS]Copy !req
474. I need a little more coffee.Copy !req
475. So, George, how do I
beat this lie detector?Copy !req
476. I'm sorry, Jerry.
I can't help you.Copy !req
477. Come on. You got the gift.Copy !req
478. You're the only one
that could help me.Copy !req
479. Jerry, I can't.Copy !req
480. It's like saying to Pavarotti,
"Teach me to sing like you."Copy !req
481. All right. Well, I
gotta go take this test.Copy !req
482. I can't believe I'm doin' this.Copy !req
483. Jerry...Copy !req
484. just remember:Copy !req
485. It's not a lie...Copy !req
486. if you believe it.Copy !req
487. Hey! Hey.Copy !req
488. I did it! What?Copy !req
489. I turned him. He defected.Copy !req
490. Get out.Copy !req
491. How?Copy !req
492. How did you do that?Copy !req
493. 'Cause I'm a woman.Copy !req
494. ♪ Ba-ba-ba-boom,
chicky Boom, chicky ♪Copy !req
495. ♪ Boom-boom-boom ♪Copy !req
496. Elaine, do you know
what you've done?Copy !req
497. You've given hope to
every woman who's ever saidCopy !req
498. "too bad he's gay."Copy !req
499. Well, it's a lesson
for the kids out there.Copy !req
500. Anything is possible.Copy !req
501. Indeed.Copy !req
502. Jeromy, I have hit the jackpot.Copy !req
503. The perfect man.Copy !req
504. Nothing but sex and shopping.Copy !req
505. What's your name?Copy !req
506. Jerry Seinfeld.Copy !req
507. What is your address?Copy !req
508. 129 West 81st street.Copy !req
509. Did Kimberly steal Jo's baby?Copy !req
510. I don't know.Copy !req
511. Did Billy sleep with
Allison's best friend?Copy !req
512. I don't know.Copy !req
513. Did Jane's fiancé kidnap Sydney
and take her to Las Vegas?Copy !req
514. And if so, did she enjoy it?Copy !req
515. I don't know.Copy !req
516. Did Jane sleep
with Michael again?Copy !req
517. Yes!Copy !req
518. Yes, that stupid idiot!Copy !req
519. He left her for Kimberly!
He slept with her sister!Copy !req
520. He tricked her into givin'
him half her business!Copy !req
521. And then she goes ahead
and sleeps with him again!Copy !req
522. I mean, she's crazy! How could
she do something like that?!Copy !req
523. I mean, that Jane! Oh,
she just makes me so mad!Copy !req
524. He went back?Copy !req
525. What do you mean, he went back?Copy !req
526. He went back.Copy !req
527. I don't understand, you
were having a great time.Copy !req
528. The sex, the shopping.Copy !req
529. Well, here's the thing:Copy !req
530. Being a woman...Copy !req
531. I only really have
access to the...Copy !req
532. equipment...Copy !req
533. What, 30, 45 minutes a week?Copy !req
534. And that's on a good week.Copy !req
535. How can I be expected
to have the same expertiseCopy !req
536. as people who own
this equipment...Copy !req
537. and have access
to it 24 hours a day...Copy !req
538. their entire lives?Copy !req
539. You can't.Copy !req
540. That's why they
lose very few players.Copy !req
541. Yeah, I guess I never
really stood a chance.Copy !req
542. Well, there's always
a place for you...Copy !req
543. on our team.Copy !req
544. Yeah. Thanks.Copy !req
545. Is Melrose Place on?Copy !req
546. Yeah, comin' on
in a few minutes.Copy !req
547. Okay.Copy !req
548. Hey. Don't worry
it hasn't started.Copy !req
549. Hey, you know, George,
I am really proud of you.Copy !req
550. I really do admire
what you've done.Copy !req
551. Do you?Copy !req
552. That makes me so happy.Copy !req
553. Elaine's proud of me, Jerry.Copy !req
554. What is the matter?Copy !req
555. I got rejected by a bald woman.Copy !req
556. What?Copy !req
557. A bald woman rejected me.Copy !req
558. Huh?Copy !req
559. You like that one?Copy !req
560. A woman with no prospectsCopy !req
561. and no hairCopy !req
562. told me that I wasn't her type.Copy !req
563. Apparently, baldy
likes a slimmer guy!Copy !req
564. Well, I'll tell
you what I think.Copy !req
565. I think she saw you with that
piece off and was devastated.Copy !req
566. You blew it, boy!Copy !req
567. You really blew it!Copy !req
568. And you had to ruin
it for him, didn't you?Copy !req
569. I didn't ruin anything.Copy !req
570. He looked like an idiot. No.Copy !req
571. He did. And it made
him act like a jerk.Copy !req
572. All right. Shut up, shut up.Copy !req
573. Melrose Place is coming on.Copy !req
574. [THEME FROM MELROSE
PLACE PLAYING]Copy !req
575. Oh, that Michael. I hate him.Copy !req
576. He's just so smug.Copy !req
577. How you doin', Stu?Copy !req
578. Eddie, my man.Copy !req
579. You again?Copy !req
580. Boy, you're a slippery one.Copy !req
581. You better straighten up
and fly right, buddy boy.Copy !req
582. What do you got?Copy !req
583. I got an eye witness to
that jewelry store break-in.Copy !req
584. Come here.Copy !req
585. Do you recognize
anybody in this line-up?Copy !req
586. That's the guy, officer!Copy !req
587. The guy there in the middle,
the tall guy with the high hair.Copy !req
588. I'd recognize him anywhere.Copy !req
589. Hey, you.Copy !req
590. You with the high hair.Copy !req
591. Step forward.Copy !req
592. Me?Copy !req