1. The whole concept of
the wanted poster has gotta beCopy !req
2. the most wildly optimistic
crime-fighting idea.Copy !req
3. I mean, so, how does it work?Copy !req
4. Okay. I'm on the line
at the post office.Copy !req
5. I see the guy.
I see the list of offenses.Copy !req
6. I check the guy
standing in line behind me.Copy !req
7. If it's not him...Copy !req
8. that's pretty much all I can do.Copy !req
9. Okay.Copy !req
10. It's not that I don't
wanna help.Copy !req
11. You know, the annoying thing is,
you think,Copy !req
12. why didn't they
hold onto this guyCopy !req
13. when they're taking his picture?Copy !req
14. No, we don't do it that way.Copy !req
15. No, we don't do it that way.Copy !req
16. We take their picture,
and we let 'em go.Copy !req
17. So we get the front
and side shot.Copy !req
18. The front is his face.Copy !req
19. The side is him leaving.Copy !req
20. Look at you.
Why don't you use a fork?Copy !req
21. You're no good
with the sticks.Copy !req
22. I know. I need a lesson.Copy !req
23. You stink.Copy !req
24. You know you stink.Copy !req
25. What is this?Copy !req
26. Ooh! My ballet tickets.Copy !req
27. Oh, your ballet tickets.Copy !req
28. Hey, have you ever been
to the ballet?Copy !req
29. No, but I've seen
people on tiptoes.Copy !req
30. You know, I'm going as a beard.Copy !req
31. A beard?
Yeah.Copy !req
32. This friend of a friend
knows this banker guy.Copy !req
33. He's, I don't know, 30-ish,
unbelievably gorgeous.Copy !req
34. He's, I don't know, 30-ish,
unbelievably gorgeous.Copy !req
35. Of course, he's gay.Copy !req
36. Yeah.
So,Copy !req
37. anyway, his boss has
this box at the Met.Copy !req
38. And he invited him
to go see Swan LakeCopy !req
39. with him and his wife,Copy !req
40. but he's afraid that his boss
can't handle his orientation,Copy !req
41. so I'm going along as his date.Copy !req
42. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
43. Swan Lake, at the Met.Copy !req
44. Yeah?Copy !req
45. Get it on with your bad self.Copy !req
46. Ooh.Copy !req
47. Chinese food.Copy !req
48. Chinese food.Copy !req
49. I knew I smelled somethin'.Copy !req
50. Hey!Copy !req
51. Is George still wearing
that toupee?
Yeah.Copy !req
52. Doesn't he know how ridiculous
he looks in that thing?Copy !req
53. I think he looks fantastic.Copy !req
54. Oh, come on.Copy !req
55. No. I never realized
what an attractive man he is.Copy !req
56. Oh, he's a real looker,
that one.Copy !req
57. Hey!Copy !req
58. People. People, people,
people, people.Copy !req
59. Not bad, huh?Copy !req
60. Yeah.Copy !req
61. All right.Copy !req
62. Excuse me.Copy !req
63. You look ridiculous
in that thing.Copy !req
64. Is that so?Copy !req
65. Or could it be that you're
just a little bit worriedCopy !req
66. that you may have
missed the boat.Copy !req
67. Well, I think
they might have sutured...Copy !req
68. that thing...Copy !req
69. to your brain.Copy !req
70. All right.
Go ahead. Deride.Copy !req
71. Deride if you must.Copy !req
72. But let me tell you something.Copy !req
73. With my personality
and this head of hair,Copy !req
74. you know what I am now?Copy !req
75. I am in the game.Copy !req
76. I no longer defer
to the coiffed. I'm a player.Copy !req
77. You know, I just
thought of something.Copy !req
78. I know this gorgeous woman.
She called me up this morning.Copy !req
79. She's moving into the city,Copy !req
80. and she asked me if I know
of anyone she could meet.Copy !req
81. Now, you can go out with her.Copy !req
82. Well, what about me?Copy !req
83. No, I think
he's got you beat, buddy.Copy !req
84. So, she's gorgeous, huh?Copy !req
85. So, she's gorgeous, huh?Copy !req
86. Yeah, well,
last time I saw her she was,Copy !req
87. five years ago.Copy !req
88. Well, you got a picture?Copy !req
89. No. No.Copy !req
90. Well, I have to see her.Copy !req
91. Hey, I know what we can do.
I got a friend.Copy !req
92. He works
over at the police station.Copy !req
93. He's a composite artist.Copy !req
94. Really?Copy !req
95. Maybe I can get him to draw
a picture of her for you.Copy !req
96. I would love that.
You think he'd do it?Copy !req
97. Yeah, yeah.
I think he will.Copy !req
98. It sounds like
an excellent idea.Copy !req
99. Hey, Jerry.
You done with all this?Copy !req
100. 'Cause I'm gonna give it
to a homeless person.Copy !req
101. You know, I'm very excited
about this.Copy !req
102. I always wanted to see how
these sketch artists do it.Copy !req
103. I always wanted to see how
these sketch artists do it.Copy !req
104. Here you go, brother.
Some food for you.Copy !req
105. Thank you.Copy !req
106. You're a good man.
Bless you.Copy !req
107. You gonna be here
in an hour?Copy !req
108. Where am I going?Copy !req
109. All right.
Enjoy.Copy !req
110. Wait up!Copy !req
111. Oh, that's good.
That's good.Copy !req
112. And make the eyes, um—Copy !req
113. What's that nut?Copy !req
114. Almonds?
Almonds.Copy !req
115. Yeah, That's it.Copy !req
116. Can I see?Copy !req
117. No, no. Not yet.Copy !req
118. And make the lips fuller.Copy !req
119. Poutier.Copy !req
120. Poutier?
I like that.Copy !req
121. Can't go wrong
with pouty.Copy !req
122. I'm excited
about the pouty.Copy !req
123. All right. I think
that about does it.Copy !req
124. All right. I think
that about does it.Copy !req
125. All right, George.
Come on. Take a look.Copy !req
126. Oh, my God,
you were right.Copy !req
127. She is gorgeous!Copy !req
128. Hey, Lou, who's that
woman over there?Copy !req
129. Huh?Copy !req
130. Oh, that's Sergeant Tierny.Copy !req
131. Nice officer.Copy !req
132. You wanna meet her?Copy !req
133. Well, this worked out okay.Copy !req
134. Hey, you gonna see
that police woman?Copy !req
135. Yeah, I think I will.Copy !req
136. I like the idea of
having the law on my side.Copy !req
137. Hey, man.
Did you enjoy the food?Copy !req
138. Oh, yes, I did.Copy !req
139. Where did the Chinese learn
to cook like that?Copy !req
140. Listen.Copy !req
141. I'll take
that Tupperware now.Copy !req
142. I'll take
that Tupperware now.Copy !req
143. I don't think so.Copy !req
144. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That's mine.Copy !req
145. You gave it to me.
No, no, look.Copy !req
146. I didn't say
you could keep it.Copy !req
147. See, I don't give
away Tupperware.Copy !req
148. You shoulda said something.Copy !req
149. Well, I didn't think I had to.Copy !req
150. Look, with a piece
of Tupperware, you just assume.Copy !req
151. Yeah!Copy !req
152. I really gotta
thank you for this.Copy !req
153. The bank I work for
is so conservative.Copy !req
154. Oh, well, by now,
you'd thinkCopy !req
155. people would be
a little more open-minded.Copy !req
156. Oi.Copy !req
157. Oi.Copy !req
158. Would you excuse me?
I have to run to the bathroom.Copy !req
159. Okay.
Great.Copy !req
160. Sssso...Copy !req
161. you and Robert, hmm?Copy !req
162. Yup. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
163. Really?Copy !req
164. Yes, indeedy.Copy !req
165. I'm surprised.Copy !req
166. Really?Copy !req
167. Why?Copy !req
168. No reason.Copy !req
169. Well, believe me.
This didn't happen overnight.Copy !req
170. Robert is not exactly
a one-woman man,Copy !req
171. if you know what I mean.Copy !req
172. No, siree, Bob.Copy !req
173. No, siree, Bob.Copy !req
174. Sure, I mean, in a lot of ways,
he's a typical guy.Copy !req
175. He likes his sports.Copy !req
176. But he counters that sideCopy !req
177. with the side you see
here tonightCopy !req
178. at the ballet
or the pleasure he getsCopy !req
179. watching Miss Liza Minnelli
belt out a few choice numbers.Copy !req
180. It's those two halves
of his personalityCopy !req
181. that just come togetherCopy !req
182. to make him the very special guy
that he is.Copy !req
183. Excuse me.Copy !req
184. Oh. Hi, honey.Copy !req
185. It was just such
a great night.Copy !req
186. Oh!
And did they suspect anything?Copy !req
187. Mmm.Copy !req
188. No, I was a fantastic beard.Copy !req
189. I held hands,
I called him "honey."Copy !req
190. And we discover
yet another talent:Copy !req
191. posing as a girlfriend
for homosexuals.Copy !req
192. Oh, it was just
such a great night.Copy !req
193. You said that already.Copy !req
194. Oh, I did?Copy !req
195. Yeah.Copy !req
196. Oh.Copy !req
197. Oh, no.Copy !req
198. Don't tell me.Copy !req
199. You like him?Copy !req
200. He's incredible!Copy !req
201. Yeah, but—Copy !req
202. Yeah. I— I know.Copy !req
203. So?Copy !req
204. What?Copy !req
205. Not conversion?Copy !req
206. You're thinking conversion?Copy !req
207. Well, it did occur to me.Copy !req
208. You think you can get him
to just change teams?Copy !req
209. He's not gonna suddenly
switch sides.Copy !req
210. Forget about it.Copy !req
211. Forget about it.Copy !req
212. Why? Is it irrevocable?Copy !req
213. Because when you join that team,
it's not a whim.Copy !req
214. He likes his team.Copy !req
215. He's set with that team.Copy !req
216. But we've got a good team.Copy !req
217. Yeah, we do.Copy !req
218. We do have a good team.Copy !req
219. Well, why can't he play for us?Copy !req
220. They're only comfortable
with their equipment.Copy !req
221. But we just got along so great.Copy !req
222. But we just got along so great.Copy !req
223. Of course, you did.
Everyone gets along greatCopy !req
224. when there's
no possibility of sex.Copy !req
225. No, no, no.
I sensed something.Copy !req
226. I did sense something.Copy !req
227. I perceived
a possibility, Jerry.Copy !req
228. You realize your venturing
into uncharted waters.Copy !req
229. I realize that.Copy !req
230. Are you that desperate?Copy !req
231. Yes, I am.Copy !req
232. Are you gonna bring your gun?Copy !req
233. Yeah, I think
you should leave it at home.Copy !req
234. Yeah, I think
you should leave it at home.Copy !req
235. Well, I don't really
know you that well.Copy !req
236. What if we get into a fight
or something?Copy !req
237. You know, you lose your temper.Copy !req
238. Who knows
what you're capable of.Copy !req
239. All right,
then it's settled.Copy !req
240. First date, no weapons.Copy !req
241. All right.
I'll see you then.Copy !req
242. Okay, bye.Copy !req
243. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
244. Here we go.Copy !req
245. What are you lookin' for?Copy !req
246. Tupperware.Copy !req
247. Sorry, I don't have
any Tupperware.Copy !req
248. See, I knew
this was gonna happen.Copy !req
249. I just made
a delicious casserole,Copy !req
250. I just made
a delicious casserole,Copy !req
251. but now it won't keep
'cause I have no Tupperware!Copy !req
252. What about a plastic bag?Copy !req
253. You must be kidding.Copy !req
254. What is the difference?Copy !req
255. The patented burp, Jerry.Copy !req
256. It locks in freshness.Copy !req
257. Hey-oh.
Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
258. So, I, uh...Copy !req
259. I spoke to your little
friend Denise last night.Copy !req
260. Oh, yeah.
You talked, huh?Copy !req
261. Yeah. For two hours.Copy !req
262. She's nuts about you.Copy !req
263. Yeah, well, we go
way back, you know.Copy !req
264. Why didn't anything ever happen
between you two?Copy !req
265. Why didn't anything ever happen
between you two?Copy !req
266. Who's to say it didn't?Copy !req
267. Chk!Copy !req
268. So did you describe yourself
to her over the phone?Copy !req
269. Yes, I did.Copy !req
270. What did you say?Copy !req
271. What do you think I said?Copy !req
272. I don't know.Copy !req
273. I told her the truth.Copy !req
274. As you see it.Copy !req
275. Yes, as I see it.Copy !req
276. Did you tell her about
your little hat there?Copy !req
277. What hat?Copy !req
278. You know, your little
hair hat there.Copy !req
279. You know, your little
hair hat there.Copy !req
280. No.Copy !req
281. Don't you think she could tell?Copy !req
282. No, no, no.
She can't tell.Copy !req
283. It's a perfect match.Copy !req
284. Beautiful job.Copy !req
285. Are you kiddin'?Copy !req
286. I could spot that bird's nest
two blocks away.Copy !req
287. You only think that
because you know me.Copy !req
288. Have you noticed
people staring at your head?Copy !req
289. I notice people
staring at my headCopy !req
290. because they like what they see.Copy !req
291. I think you should
either take it offCopy !req
292. or tell her about it.Copy !req
293. He's not gonna
take it off.Copy !req
294. If he was gonna
go over bald,Copy !req
295. I wouldn't have
introduced them.Copy !req
296. All right, look.
I guarantee she won't know.Copy !req
297. All right, look.
I guarantee she won't know.Copy !req
298. Yeah. That's it.Copy !req
299. I'm gonna go down
to the precinct.Copy !req
300. I'm gonna have lunch
with Lou.Copy !req
301. Oh, I'll split
a cab with you.Copy !req
302. Hey, I'm really sorry
about the other day, man.Copy !req
303. Really sorry.Copy !req
304. Hey! That's my coffee.Copy !req
305. Hi, sarge.Copy !req
306. Hi. I'm sorry
I'm late.Copy !req
307. Some of our lineup decoys
didn't show, so...Copy !req
308. Hey, any of you guys
want to be in the lineup?Copy !req
309. Make a quick 50 bucks?Copy !req
310. Sure. I will.Copy !req
311. Perfect. Okay.Copy !req
312. Perfect. Okay.Copy !req
313. Just go right over there
with Officer Lampart.Copy !req
314. Oh, all right.Copy !req
315. All of you, turn to the left.Copy !req
316. The left.Copy !req
317. Now, turn to the right.Copy !req
318. Oh, my God. There she is.Copy !req
319. That's the face.Copy !req
320. Just like the picture.Copy !req
321. George?
Yeah.Copy !req
322. Hi.Copy !req
323. It's great to meet you.Copy !req
324. Likewise.Copy !req
325. Have you been waiting long?Copy !req
326. No, no, no. I just got
here two minutes ago.Copy !req
327. Good, good.Copy !req
328. Well, why don't you take off
your hat, stay awhile?Copy !req
329. What's that?Copy !req
330. Polygraph.Copy !req
331. What you civilians call
a lie detector test.Copy !req
332. Oh, all right.
Let me ask you.Copy !req
333. Now, when someone is lying,Copy !req
334. is it true that their pants
are actually on fire?Copy !req
335. If I could tell you the famous
faces that have been up here.Copy !req
336. Get out.Copy !req
337. A certain cast member
of Melrose Place.Copy !req
338. Really?Copy !req
339. Have you ever seen the show?Copy !req
340. Have you ever seen the show?Copy !req
341. No.Copy !req
342. You can admit it, Jerry.Copy !req
343. It's okay.Copy !req
344. I'd admit it.Copy !req
345. I don't watch it.Copy !req
346. Hey, Lou.Copy !req
347. Maybe we should put him
on the poly.Copy !req
348. The poly?Copy !req
349. Yeah.Copy !req
350. I think you've seen it.Copy !req
351. Melrose Place?Copy !req
352. Yes. Melrose Place.Copy !req
353. I just didn't know
you watch that.Copy !req
354. Well... I do.Copy !req
355. I mean, every time
I've mentioned it,Copy !req
356. you never say anything
or join in the conversation.Copy !req
357. Well, maybe I was
a little embarrassed.Copy !req
358. You mean this whole time, Jerry,Copy !req
359. we could have been discussing
Sydney and Michael and Jane?Copy !req
360. And Billy and Jake and Allison.Copy !req
361. And Billy and Jake and Allison.Copy !req
362. Yes, we could have
discussed it.Copy !req
363. Why? Why were you
so embarrassed?Copy !req
364. The point is, I'm gonna be
taking this lie detector test.Copy !req
365. And that needle's gonna be
goin' wild.Copy !req
366. This is so stupid.Copy !req
367. Why didn't you just confess?Copy !req
368. It's too stupid to confess.Copy !req
369. Look what I'm confessing to.Copy !req
370. Well, what are you gonna do?Copy !req
371. I don't know.Copy !req
372. Maybe I could beat the machine.Copy !req
373. Ohhh...Copy !req
374. Who do you think you are?Copy !req
375. Costanza?Copy !req
376. Hey, you know what?Copy !req
377. I have access to one of
the most deceitful, duplicitous,Copy !req
378. deceptive minds of our time.Copy !req
379. Who better to advise me?Copy !req
380. Oh, God, this is terrible.Copy !req
381. Did you shake it up?Copy !req
382. No.Copy !req
383. You gotta shake it up.Copy !req
384. No. I'm sick of shaking.Copy !req
385. You gotta shake everything.Copy !req
386. Yeah, that's a real nuisance.Copy !req
387. Oh, this is killin' me.Copy !req
388. Yeah.Copy !req
389. Yeah.Copy !req
390. So, I'm going out tonight
with RobertCopy !req
391. So, I'm going out tonight
with RobertCopy !req
392. and the boss and his wife.Copy !req
393. So, tonight
you gonna make the move?Copy !req
394. Yeah, I think I might.Copy !req
395. Hey, there he is.Copy !req
396. So, what happened?Copy !req
397. Could she detect it?Copy !req
398. It's an interesting question.Copy !req
399. How so?Copy !req
400. How so?Copy !req
401. I'll tell you how so.Copy !req
402. She's bald!Copy !req
403. What do you mean, bald?Copy !req
404. What do you think I mean, bald?Copy !req
405. What do you think I mean, bald?Copy !req
406. Bald!Copy !req
407. "Bald" bald.Copy !req
408. She's bald?Copy !req
409. She's bald, Jerry.Copy !req
410. Oh, come on.Copy !req
411. "Oh, come on"?Copy !req
412. No, come on.Copy !req
413. She took off her hat,
and there she was.Copy !req
414. Hello!Copy !req
415. It was like I was looking
at myself in the mirror.Copy !req
416. Well, maybe she got
a haircut or something.Copy !req
417. You know, let me tell
you something.Copy !req
418. No one walks into
a beauty parlor and says,Copy !req
419. "Give me the Larry Fine."Copy !req
420. "Give me the Larry Fine."Copy !req
421. Women go bald?Copy !req
422. Yeah, I've heard of that.Copy !req
423. I mean, they usually wear a wig.Copy !req
424. Hey, buddy.
Hey.Copy !req
425. Ha-ho...Copy !req
426. You fixed me up
with a bald woman!Copy !req
427. Bald?Copy !req
428. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
429. Do you see the irony here?Copy !req
430. You're rejecting somebody
because they're bald.Copy !req
431. So?Copy !req
432. You're bald!Copy !req
433. You're bald!Copy !req
434. No, I'm not.Copy !req
435. I...Copy !req
436. was bald.Copy !req
437. Elaine.Copy !req
438. Hey, hey, hey,
come on.Copy !req
439. Ah! Ah! Aah!
Give it—Copy !req
440. Don't—Copy !req
441. No, no, no!
No, Elaine!Copy !req
442. I don't like this thing!Copy !req
443. And here's what
I'm doing with it!Copy !req
444. No!Copy !req
445. What about when you started
that fight with me.Copy !req
446. Well, I figured
that's what couples do.Copy !req
447. You almost convinced me
we were a couple.Copy !req
448. Oh, well, it was easy.
Really.Copy !req
449. Well, good night.
I'll call you tomorrow.Copy !req
450. Oh, wait a second.Copy !req
451. Um...Copy !req
452. Would you like
to come...Copy !req
453. upstairs?Copy !req
454. Upstairs?Copy !req
455. Yeah.Copy !req
456. Yeah.Copy !req
457. Upstairs?Copy !req
458. Elaine...Copy !req
459. Well, I was— I was
hoping, you know, you...Copy !req
460. You might be
interested in...Copy !req
461. changing teams.Copy !req
462. "Changing teams"?Copy !req
463. Have you ever
thought about it?Copy !req
464. But I'm a starting shortstop.Copy !req
465. Robert...Copy !req
466. we need a shortstop.Copy !req
467. Real bad.Copy !req
468. I tell you, when she threw
that toupee out the window,Copy !req
469. I tell you, when she threw
that toupee out the window,Copy !req
470. it was the best thing
that ever happened to me.Copy !req
471. Good.Copy !req
472. I feel like
my old self again.Copy !req
473. Totally inadequate,
completely insecure,Copy !req
474. paranoid, neurotic.Copy !req
475. It's a pleasure.Copy !req
476. It's good to have you back.Copy !req
477. And you know what else
I've decided to do?Copy !req
478. I'm gonna keep seeing
the bald woman.Copy !req
479. She's as good as anybody else.Copy !req
480. Scalp was clean.Copy !req
481. She had a nice skull.Copy !req
482. Just wasn't a lot of hair on it.Copy !req
483. You know, you've had, like,
a religious awakening.Copy !req
484. You're like a bald-again.Copy !req
485. You're like a bald-again.Copy !req
486. I need
a little more coffee.Copy !req
487. So, George, how do I beat
this lie detector?Copy !req
488. I'm sorry, Jerry.
I can't help you.Copy !req
489. Come on. You got the gift.Copy !req
490. You're the only one
that could help me.Copy !req
491. Jerry, I can't.Copy !req
492. It's like saying to Pavarotti,
"Teach me to sing like you."Copy !req
493. All right. Well,
I gotta go take this test.Copy !req
494. I can't believe
I'm doin' this.Copy !req
495. Jerry...Copy !req
496. just remember:Copy !req
497. It's not a lie...Copy !req
498. It's not a lie...Copy !req
499. if you believe it.Copy !req
500. Hey!
Hey.Copy !req
501. I did it!
What?Copy !req
502. I turned him. He defected.Copy !req
503. Get out.Copy !req
504. How?Copy !req
505. How did you do that?Copy !req
506. 'Cause I'm a woman.Copy !req
507. Elaine, do you know
what you've done?Copy !req
508. You've given hope to every woman
who's ever saidCopy !req
509. "too bad he's gay."Copy !req
510. Well, it's a lesson
for the kids out there.Copy !req
511. Well, it's a lesson
for the kids out there.Copy !req
512. Anything is possible.Copy !req
513. Indeed.Copy !req
514. Jeromy, I have hit the jackpot.Copy !req
515. The perfect man.Copy !req
516. Nothing but sex and shopping.Copy !req
517. What's your name?Copy !req
518. Jerry Seinfeld.Copy !req
519. What is your address?Copy !req
520. 129 West 81st street.Copy !req
521. Did Kimberly steal Jo's baby?Copy !req
522. I don't know.Copy !req
523. Did Billy sleep with
Allison's best friend?Copy !req
524. Did Billy sleep with
Allison's best friend?Copy !req
525. I don't know.Copy !req
526. Did Jane's fiancé kidnap Sydney
and take her to Las Vegas?Copy !req
527. And if so, did she enjoy it?Copy !req
528. I don't know.Copy !req
529. Did Jane sleep
with Michael again?Copy !req
530. Yes!Copy !req
531. Yes, that stupid idiot!Copy !req
532. He left her for Kimberly!
He slept with her sister!Copy !req
533. He tricked her into givin'
him half her business!Copy !req
534. He tricked her into givin'
him half her business!Copy !req
535. And then she goes ahead
and sleeps with him again!Copy !req
536. I mean, she's crazy! How could
she do something like that?Copy !req
537. I mean, that Jane!
Oh, she just makes me so mad!Copy !req
538. He went back?Copy !req
539. What do you mean,
he went back?Copy !req
540. He went back.Copy !req
541. I don't understand, you were
having a great time.Copy !req
542. The sex, the shopping.Copy !req
543. Well, here's the thing:Copy !req
544. Being a woman...Copy !req
545. I only really have
access to the...Copy !req
546. I only really have
access to the...Copy !req
547. equipment...Copy !req
548. What, 30, 45 minutes a week?Copy !req
549. And that's on a good week.Copy !req
550. How can I be expected
to have the same expertiseCopy !req
551. as people who own
this equipment...Copy !req
552. and have access to it
24 hours a day...Copy !req
553. their entire lives?Copy !req
554. You can't.Copy !req
555. That's why they lose
very few players.Copy !req
556. Yeah, I guess I never
really stood a chance.Copy !req
557. Yeah, I guess I never
really stood a chance.Copy !req
558. Well, there's always
a place for you...Copy !req
559. on our team.Copy !req
560. Yeah. Thanks.Copy !req
561. Is Melrose Place on?Copy !req
562. Yeah, comin' on
in a few minutes.Copy !req
563. Okay.Copy !req
564. Hey. Don't worry
it hasn't started.Copy !req
565. Hey, you know, George,
I am really proud of you.Copy !req
566. I really do admire
what you've done.Copy !req
567. Do you?Copy !req
568. That makes me so happy.Copy !req
569. That makes me so happy.Copy !req
570. Elaine's proud of me, Jerry.Copy !req
571. What is the matter?Copy !req
572. I got rejected by a bald woman.Copy !req
573. What?Copy !req
574. A bald woman rejected me.Copy !req
575. Huh?Copy !req
576. You like that one?Copy !req
577. A woman with no prospectsCopy !req
578. and no hairCopy !req
579. told me that I wasn't her type.Copy !req
580. Apparently,
baldy likes a slimmer guy!Copy !req
581. Well, I'll tell you
what I think.Copy !req
582. I think she saw you with that
piece off and was devastated.Copy !req
583. I think she saw you with that
piece off and was devastated.Copy !req
584. You blew it, boy!Copy !req
585. You really blew it!Copy !req
586. And you had to ruin it for him,
didn't you?Copy !req
587. I didn't ruin anything.Copy !req
588. He looked like an idiot.
No.Copy !req
589. He did. And it made him
act like a jerk.Copy !req
590. All right. Shut up,
shut up.Copy !req
591. Melrose Place is coming on.Copy !req
592. Oh, that Michael.
I hate him.Copy !req
593. He's just so smug.Copy !req
594. How you doin', Stu?Copy !req
595. Eddie, my man.Copy !req
596. You again?Copy !req
597. Boy, you're a slippery one.Copy !req
598. You better straighten up
and fly right, buddy boy.Copy !req
599. What do you got?Copy !req
600. I got an eye witness to
that jewelry store break-in.Copy !req
601. Come here.Copy !req
602. Do you recognize anybody
in this line-up?Copy !req
603. That's the guy, officer!Copy !req
604. The guy there in the middle,
the tall guy with the high hair.Copy !req
605. The guy there in the middle,
the tall guy with the high hair.Copy !req
606. I'd recognize him anywhere.Copy !req
607. Hey, you.Copy !req
608. You with the high hair.Copy !req
609. Step forward.Copy !req
610. Me?Copy !req