1. The big new accessory
with eyeglassesCopy !req
2. seems to be that strap
that connects in the backCopy !req
3. so you can take 'em on and off.Copy !req
4. Which I don't get, because
I thought if you have glasses,Copy !req
5. isn't that because
you need to wear glasses?Copy !req
6. You need glasses.Copy !req
7. Isn't that what they say?Copy !req
8. I mean, an eye doctor
doesn't say,Copy !req
9. "Would you care
for some glasses?"Copy !req
10. When people have crutches,Copy !req
11. they don't have like a little
chain attached to their belt,Copy !req
12. so they can just let go of them
every now and then.Copy !req
13. Why not get a toupee
with a rubber bandCopy !req
14. Why not get a toupee
with a rubber bandCopy !req
15. for when you're water-skiing?
The thing could just...Copy !req
16. Hey, George.Copy !req
17. Gary?Copy !req
18. Where the hell
have you been?Copy !req
19. I've been leaving you
phone messages for months.Copy !req
20. I know. I've been
pretty busy.Copy !req
21. Oh, busy.
Don't give me busy.Copy !req
22. Who's not busy?Copy !req
23. I'm busy. We're all busy.Copy !req
24. Everybody's busy.Copy !req
25. All right, tell me,
what's kept you so busy?Copy !req
26. Mostly chemotherapy.Copy !req
27. Hey, I'll see ya.Copy !req
28. Hey, pig!Copy !req
29. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
30. So you called the cop a pig?Copy !req
31. I was yelling
at the litterbug.Copy !req
32. I mean,
this is my town.Copy !req
33. You don't throw trash
on the streets of my town.Copy !req
34. So didn't you explain
that to the cop?Copy !req
35. No, I fled the scene.Copy !req
36. Hey.Copy !req
37. Hey, buddy.
Hey, uh...Copy !req
38. What?Copy !req
39. Kramer, I, uh,Copy !req
40. Kramer, I, uh,Copy !req
41. need to talk
to Jerry privately.Copy !req
42. Oh.Copy !req
43. What about?Copy !req
44. Kramer.Copy !req
45. Oh, come on, George.Copy !req
46. You can share it
with me, huh?Copy !req
47. Hey, you're
hurting me!Copy !req
48. You gonna share it
with me next time, huh?Copy !req
49. I swear! I swear!Copy !req
50. All right, all right.
I'm looking forward to it.Copy !req
51. All right, I got news.
You ready?Copy !req
52. Gary Fogel had cancer.Copy !req
53. Oh, yeah, I knew.Copy !req
54. You knew?
How did you know?Copy !req
55. He told me
a few months ago.Copy !req
56. Why did he tell you
and not me?Copy !req
57. I don't know.Copy !req
58. How are you closer
to him than me?Copy !req
59. So is he okay?Copy !req
60. Oh, yeah,
he's fine, fine.Copy !req
61. He was in bad shape
for a while, though.Copy !req
62. Huh. Really? How bad?
Was he on his deathbed?Copy !req
63. No, he was on
his regular bed.Copy !req
64. So why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
65. He swore me to secrecy.Copy !req
66. So?Copy !req
67. So?Copy !req
68. It's not like
you're not my wife.Copy !req
69. Well, I still think you
should've told me.Copy !req
70. Believe me, you were
better off not knowing.Copy !req
71. It's not easy to deal
with someoneCopy !req
72. in a situation like this.Copy !req
73. I was so nice to him,
I almost made myself sick.Copy !req
74. Well, I want to talk
to him about this!Copy !req
75. That's right.
You let him have it.Copy !req
76. Who is he not to tell you about
his life-threatening illness?Copy !req
77. That's what I'm saying.Copy !req
78. His illness is your business.Copy !req
79. If not mine, whose?Copy !req
80. If not now, when?Copy !req
81. Were you just
talking about me?Copy !req
82. No, an old friend
of ours, Gary.Copy !req
83. Oh, the guy with cancer?Copy !req
84. Oh, the guy with cancer?Copy !req
85. You told her?Copy !req
86. She's not your wife!Copy !req
87. If I'd told you,
you would've given it away.Copy !req
88. You don't think
I can keep a secret?Copy !req
89. No, but he would've
read your face.Copy !req
90. You don't trust my poker face?Copy !req
91. Do you ever win
at poker?Copy !req
92. No.Copy !req
93. Hey.Copy !req
94. Oh. I just saw
your old boyfriend on TV.Copy !req
95. Jake Jarmel?
Yeah.Copy !req
96. I really liked those glasses
he was wearing.Copy !req
97. Where'd he get those?Copy !req
98. Why? You don't
wear glasses.Copy !req
99. I know, but I need a new look.
I'm stagnating.Copy !req
100. I have to say,
as a glasses-wearer,Copy !req
101. I take exception
to that.Copy !req
102. That's like me
buying a wheelchairCopy !req
103. to cruise around in.Copy !req
104. Yeah, I've considered that.Copy !req
105. Uh, look, how do I get
in touch with this guy?Copy !req
106. Well, he's having a two-day
book signing at Walden's.Copy !req
107. You know, we had
a really bad breakup.Copy !req
108. The Jujyfruits?Copy !req
109. Yeah, the Jujyfruits.Copy !req
110. Okay, K-Man.Copy !req
111. Enjoy the book.Copy !req
112. Thank you.
Listen, Jake,Copy !req
113. where did you get
those eyeglass frames?Copy !req
114. where did you get
those eyeglass frames?Copy !req
115. I can't tell you that.Copy !req
116. You don't know
where you got them?Copy !req
117. Yes, I do, but I don't want
anyone else to have them.Copy !req
118. Well, that's peculiar.Copy !req
119. There's that woman that
never talks to anybody.Copy !req
120. Really.Copy !req
121. Every day she comes in, she sits
at that table and reads.Copy !req
122. Never talks to anybody.Copy !req
123. Oh, I spoke
to Debby Biblow.Copy !req
124. She said to say hi.Copy !req
125. Really?Copy !req
126. You know, Gary, I really have
to say, I'm a little bit hurtCopy !req
127. that you didn't decide
to confide in me.Copy !req
128. that you didn't decide
to confide in me.Copy !req
129. Well, frankly,
you can't keep a secret.Copy !req
130. You know, you get two pair,
the whole table knows.Copy !req
131. Well, I still think
it was wrong.Copy !req
132. All right, well,
I'm sorry.Copy !req
133. I guess I was just
thinking of myself.Copy !req
134. Yes!Copy !req
135. So I called the litterbug
a pig, not you.Copy !req
136. I like policemen.Copy !req
137. I wanted to be a policeman.Copy !req
138. Yeah, so why
didn't you?Copy !req
139. I'm scared of being shot.Copy !req
140. Mr. Kramer,
let me tell you a story.Copy !req
141. In 1979, I ticketed
a brown Dodge DiplomatCopy !req
142. In 1979, I ticketed
a brown Dodge DiplomatCopy !req
143. for parking
in a church zone.Copy !req
144. That fine
was never paid.Copy !req
145. And since then,
that scofflawCopy !req
146. has piled up
more parking ticketsCopy !req
147. than anyone
in New York City.Copy !req
148. For 16 years,
I pursued him,Copy !req
149. only to see him
give me the slipCopy !req
150. time and time again.Copy !req
151. I've never got
a clean look at his face,Copy !req
152. but he's become
my white whale.Copy !req
153. Mr. Kramer,
that day was yesterday!Copy !req
154. But thanks to you,Copy !req
155. I don't know if I'll ever
get that chance again.Copy !req
156. I don't know if I'll ever
get that chance again.Copy !req
157. I like that eye patch.Copy !req
158. All right.
I'm gonna move my car.Copy !req
159. My meter's up.Copy !req
160. You can't park
in this city.Copy !req
161. Hey, George,
listen,Copy !req
162. you know that
company I work for?Copy !req
163. They own that parking lot
around the corner.Copy !req
164. That's a Kinney lot?Copy !req
165. Yeah. And there's
a space opening up, and...Copy !req
166. I-I could get it for you.Copy !req
167. You'd just have to
pay the tax on it.Copy !req
168. It'd be, like, 50 a month.Copy !req
169. Fifty bucks a month?
That's incredible.Copy !req
170. Okay! Thanks!Copy !req
171. All right, I got lunch,
all right?Copy !req
172. All right, I got lunch,
all right?Copy !req
173. Still owe me a secret.Copy !req
174. All right, listen.Copy !req
175. There is something I haven't
told you, all right.
Yeah?Copy !req
176. Yeah, but you can't tell Jerry.Copy !req
177. What do you think,
I tell Jerry everything?Copy !req
178. It's not like
he's my wife.Copy !req
179. Okay, well...Copy !req
180. The thing is,
I've been livin' a lie.Copy !req
181. Just one?Copy !req
182. I'm livin', like, 20.Copy !req
183. What's yours?Copy !req
184. Well, I...Copy !req
185. I never actually had cancer.Copy !req
186. I'll see ya.Copy !req
187. So he refusedCopy !req
188. to tell you where
he got the glasses?Copy !req
189. Flat out refused.Copy !req
190. Yeah, isn't that
just like him?Copy !req
191. You know, he has to be
the only one who has them.Copy !req
192. Yeah, tell me about it,
soul sister.Copy !req
193. Anyway, I told Jake
that you said hi.Copy !req
194. What?Copy !req
195. You told Jake
I said hi?Copy !req
196. Yeah.Copy !req
197. I can't believe you did that.
Why did you tell him I said hi?Copy !req
198. I never said hi.Copy !req
199. I never said hi.Copy !req
200. When did I say hi?Copy !req
201. I never heard her say hi.Copy !req
202. Well, it's
common courtesy.Copy !req
203. No! No, Kramer,
you don't understand.Copy !req
204. He made the last
contact between us.Copy !req
205. I had the upper hand in
the post break-up relationship.Copy !req
206. If he thinks that I said hi,
then I lose the upper hand.Copy !req
207. It's like a game of tag.Copy !req
208. Where you goin'?Copy !req
209. Nowhere.Copy !req
210. You're going to the bookstore
to see Jake Jarmel, aren't you?Copy !req
211. So, what if I do?Copy !req
212. Listen, if you're
going there,Copy !req
213. maybe you can get him to tell
you where he got those glasses.Copy !req
214. Elaine!Copy !req
215. Elaine!Copy !req
216. Hey.Copy !req
217. How'd it go
with Gary?Copy !req
218. Fine.Copy !req
219. Fine.Copy !req
220. Really.Copy !req
221. Yup.Copy !req
222. You look like something's
on your mind.Copy !req
223. No, nothing.Copy !req
224. I'm fine.Copy !req
225. So that's your
poker face.Copy !req
226. My regular face.Copy !req
227. No, it isn't.Copy !req
228. I've seen your regular face.
That is not it.Copy !req
229. What're you sayin'?Copy !req
230. All right, George.Copy !req
231. Come on, what do you got?Copy !req
232. Got nothin'.Copy !req
233. What do you got,
a pair of bullets?Copy !req
234. What are you
talkin' about?Copy !req
235. Two pair?
Three of a kind?Copy !req
236. Will you stop it?Copy !req
237. Oh, my God, you got a flush!Copy !req
238. You're holdin'
a flush!Copy !req
239. I don't have a flush.Copy !req
240. A full house?Copy !req
241. You got a full house?Copy !req
242. Turn 'em over, George!
I wanna see 'em!Copy !req
243. Come on, I'm callin'!Copy !req
244. What do you got?Copy !req
245. Gary Fogel never had cancer!Copy !req
246. Gary Fogel never had cancer!Copy !req
247. So you see,Copy !req
248. Kramer took it upon himself
to say hi to you from meCopy !req
249. when, in fact,
it was an unauthorized hi.Copy !req
250. You didn't say hi.Copy !req
251. That's what I'm saying.Copy !req
252. That's what you
came to tell me.Copy !req
253. Correct.Copy !req
254. You never said hi.
Correct.Copy !req
255. You still like me,
don't you?Copy !req
256. Correct— What's that?Copy !req
257. Hey, I have been trying to get
this book signed all day.Copy !req
258. How can you sayCopy !req
259. that I still love youCopy !req
260. when I didn't even
say hi to you?Copy !req
261. Elaine, coming down here to say
that you didn't say hiCopy !req
262. Elaine, coming down here to say
that you didn't say hiCopy !req
263. is more of a gesture
than if you did say hi.Copy !req
264. Jake...Copy !req
265. Uh, er...Copy !req
266. The doctors thought
he had cancer,Copy !req
267. but the surgery revealed
he never actually had it.Copy !req
268. So, what was wrong
with him?Copy !req
269. Nothing.Copy !req
270. He's been lying to me
for two months?Copy !req
271. That's right.Copy !req
272. What kind of
person is this?Copy !req
273. There's only one other person
who might be able to do this,Copy !req
274. and that's you.Copy !req
275. Well...Copy !req
276. I don't even think
you could do it.Copy !req
277. I could do it.Copy !req
278. Yeah, I guess you could.Copy !req
279. Pfft. Come on.Copy !req
280. Pfft. Come on.Copy !req
281. Did you know he was so worried
about losing more hairCopy !req
282. if he had to get
chemo treatments,Copy !req
283. I bought him
an unlimited gift certificateCopy !req
284. at the Hair Team For Men,
just to put his mind at ease?Copy !req
285. You did that?
Yeah.Copy !req
286. Oh, I can't wait
to talk to this guy.Copy !req
287. Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
You can't say anything!Copy !req
288. Why not?Copy !req
289. Because he'll know
I told you.Copy !req
290. He's giving me a parking spot
around the cornerCopy !req
291. for practically nothing.Copy !req
292. You're telling me, because
you're getting free parking,Copy !req
293. I gotta pretend this guy
had cancer when he didn't?Copy !req
294. Yeah.Copy !req
295. Well, I don't like it.Copy !req
296. I don't like it one bit.Copy !req
297. I'm supposed
to see him tomorrow.Copy !req
298. Well, you have to maintain
the same disposition too.Copy !req
299. You can't start acting
differently.Copy !req
300. You have to be nice.Copy !req
301. Why didn't he tell me?Copy !req
302. Because you were
being so nice.Copy !req
303. I don't think
I can be that nice.Copy !req
304. You be nice!Copy !req
305. Gary?Copy !req
306. What do you think?Copy !req
307. Check it out.Copy !req
308. Is that from
my gift certificate?Copy !req
309. Yeah, buddy.Copy !req
310. You really came through for me.
You've been so nice.Copy !req
311. Yeah, well, I'm glad you
could take advantage.Copy !req
312. Yeah.Copy !req
313. Yeah.Copy !req
314. Hey, you know what
I'm thinkin' of doin'?Copy !req
315. I'm gettin' rid
of all my fillingsCopy !req
316. 'cause that mercury's toxic.Copy !req
317. Let me see
your fillings.Copy !req
318. I don't think so.Copy !req
319. Oh, come on.Copy !req
320. Open up,
let me take a look.Copy !req
321. You be nice!Copy !req
322. He's giving me
a parking space.Copy !req
323. Parking space...Copy !req
324. Parking space...Copy !req
325. Well, what do
you know?Copy !req
326. Hey, lookie there.Copy !req
327. You're loaded!Copy !req
328. Okay.Copy !req
329. Hey, look who's
over there.Copy !req
330. Miss Cool Toes.Copy !req
331. Check this out, Jack.Copy !req
332. Hey, buddy.Copy !req
333. Hey.Copy !req
334. Look at you.Copy !req
335. Wh-what's this?Copy !req
336. It's an eye patch.Copy !req
337. You look like
a pirate.Copy !req
338. I wanna be
a pirate.Copy !req
339. This is Gary.Copy !req
340. How you doing?
How are you?Copy !req
341. Whoo.Copy !req
342. Well, I tell you,
there's only one problem—Copy !req
343. Well, I tell you,
there's only one problem—Copy !req
344. Can't see on
your right side?Copy !req
345. No, it's, uh...Copy !req
346. It's itchy.Copy !req
347. Ah.Copy !req
348. Nice car.Copy !req
349. Yeah.Copy !req
350. Once belonged
to Jon Voight.Copy !req
351. Really?Copy !req
352. Really.Copy !req
353. So, um, what made you just...Copy !req
354. call me out of the blue
like that?Copy !req
355. Oh, well, uh...Copy !req
356. Oh, well, uh...Copy !req
357. Gary told me
you said hi.Copy !req
358. I didn't say hi.Copy !req
359. You didn't?Copy !req
360. N-no.Copy !req
361. I told him to send
you my regards.Copy !req
362. I didn't say hi.Copy !req
363. Regards?Copy !req
364. Yeah. Regards.Copy !req
365. Anyway, I admit I was dumb
to go to the bookstoreCopy !req
366. to tell him
I didn't say hi,Copy !req
367. but he didn't have
to act so smug.Copy !req
368. Oh, I hate smugness.Copy !req
369. Don't you hate smugness?Copy !req
370. Smugness is not
a good quality.Copy !req
371. Smugness is not
a good quality.Copy !req
372. Oh, my God.Copy !req
373. That man over there.Copy !req
374. I think he's wearing glasses
that look just like Jake's.Copy !req
375. Pull over.
Stop the car.Copy !req
376. Here, here.Copy !req
377. I think I've got a wayCopy !req
378. of getting back
at my ex-boyfriend.Copy !req
379. Good.Copy !req
380. Revenge
is very good.Copy !req
381. Excuse me.Copy !req
382. Excuse me!Copy !req
383. Excuse me, sir? Sir?Copy !req
384. Yeah.Copy !req
385. Uh, if you don't
mind my asking,Copy !req
386. could you tell me where
you got your glasses?Copy !req
387. Malaysia.Copy !req
388. Malaysia?
Yeah.Copy !req
389. Um, look, I know
this'll sound odd,Copy !req
390. Um, look, I know
this'll sound odd,Copy !req
391. but can I buy them
from you?Copy !req
392. Actually, I was gonna
buy a new pair.Copy !req
393. Oh.Copy !req
394. But I can barely
see without these.Copy !req
395. Come on.Copy !req
396. Well...Copy !req
397. these were expensive.Copy !req
398. Let's start
the bidding.Copy !req
399. So you didn't think
this was a date.Copy !req
400. N-no.Copy !req
401. Not really.
Why? Is it a date?Copy !req
402. I thought
it was a date.Copy !req
403. No, it's not a date.Copy !req
404. What about the regards?Copy !req
405. Regards don't mean anything.Copy !req
406. I mean, it's not like I said hi.Copy !req
407. I mean, it's not like I said hi.Copy !req
408. I mean,
the fact is...Copy !req
409. Oh, I shouldn't say anything.Copy !req
410. No. Tell me.Copy !req
411. Can you keep a secret?Copy !req
412. Me?Copy !req
413. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
414. I never had feelings for Gary
until he got sick.Copy !req
415. But he was so braveCopy !req
416. and gained such a wonderful
perspective on life,Copy !req
417. I fell in love
with him.Copy !req
418. Oh, yeah, he's got
some perspective there.Copy !req
419. Hey, do you know
what the whip does?Copy !req
420. What whip?Copy !req
421. The whip. In the Senate
and the House.Copy !req
422. Well, you know, in the old days,
when the senators didn't voteCopy !req
423. the way that the party leaders
wanted 'em to,Copy !req
424. they whipped them.Copy !req
425. You better vote
the way we want you to,Copy !req
426. or there's gonna be big trouble.Copy !req
427. Hyah!Copy !req
428. She won't talk
to anyone, huh?Copy !req
429. Oh, no.Copy !req
430. She won't say
a word to anybody.Copy !req
431. Well, she's talkin'
a blue streak now, Jack.Copy !req
432. Well, well.Copy !req
433. The white whale.Copy !req
434. Look at this. There's no
place to park around here.Copy !req
435. I don't know why they even
sell cars in Manhattan.Copy !req
436. Don't complain. At least
you have your health.Copy !req
437. George, watch out
for that man!Copy !req
438. Hey! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
439. Hey, get back here!Copy !req
440. Hey, get back here!Copy !req
441. Newman.Copy !req
442. The white whale.Copy !req
443. Can you believe he sold
his glasses on the street?Copy !req
444. Can you believe someone
would lie about chemotherapyCopy !req
445. to get a wig?Copy !req
446. Would you do that?Copy !req
447. No. Definitely not.Copy !req
448. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't.Copy !req
449. And you know
what else?Copy !req
450. He picked up that woman
in the coffee shop.Copy !req
451. The one who sits
by herself?Copy !req
452. Yeah.
How did he do that?Copy !req
453. Because he was brimming
with confidence from the toupee.Copy !req
454. Really!Copy !req
455. And Debby told me that
she fell in love with himCopy !req
456. And Debby told me that
she fell in love with himCopy !req
457. because he has
all this perspective.Copy !req
458. She thinks a guy who lies about
a life-threatening illnessCopy !req
459. so he can get some phony hair
has perspective?Copy !req
460. He picked her up?Copy !req
461. Walked right
over to her table.Copy !req
462. Wow.Copy !req
463. Jake, Jake.Copy !req
464. Take a look.Copy !req
465. Ah! See, you're not
the only one who has them.Copy !req
466. Ah! See, you're not
the only one who has them.Copy !req
467. I have them too.Copy !req
468. Where did you get those?Copy !req
469. Malaysia. I was in the area.Copy !req
470. Ooh!Copy !req
471. Kramer.Copy !req
472. Just drive.Copy !req
473. All right.Copy !req
474. Now, you listen,
and you listen good.Copy !req
475. I know who you are.Copy !req
476. You're the scofflaw.Copy !req
477. What are you
talkin' about?Copy !req
478. Don't play dumb!Copy !req
479. It's me, Cosmo.Copy !req
480. All right, so it's me.
So what?Copy !req
481. You don't think
I know how you're feelingCopy !req
482. every second of the day,Copy !req
483. every second of the day,Copy !req
484. looking over
your shoulderCopy !req
485. to see if someone's
comin' up from behind,Copy !req
486. sitting alone at night,Copy !req
487. knowing they could
be closing in?Copy !req
488. I can't sleep, I tell you.
I can't sleep.Copy !req
489. Of course you can't,
you poor sap.Copy !req
490. Now, why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
491. I couldn't.
I couldn't tell anyone.Copy !req
492. So you've been living
this secret by yourself?Copy !req
493. It's been awful.Copy !req
494. I wanted
to tell somebody.Copy !req
495. Help me, Kramer.Copy !req
496. Help me!Copy !req
497. All right,
I'm gonna help you.Copy !req
498. I'll try some on
and see how they look.Copy !req
499. It's just hair.Copy !req
500. You ever see what that thing
looks like in the back?Copy !req
501. You ever see what that thing
looks like in the back?Copy !req
502. You got your natural
little curls on the bottom,Copy !req
503. and then that big phony mat
coming down on top of it.Copy !req
504. Well, some of them
look good.Copy !req
505. The ones that look good,
you don't even know about.Copy !req
506. What if you get involved
with a woman?Copy !req
507. How you gonna tell her?Copy !req
508. The way they make
them these days,Copy !req
509. I'll never have
to tell her.Copy !req
510. So you keep it a secret
your whole life?Copy !req
511. Then at your funeral,
the mortician comes out,Copy !req
512. "Here, Mrs. Costanza.
I thought you might want this."Copy !req
513. Ah!Copy !req
514. Oh, it's no secretCopy !req
515. that it's my dream to have
my own publishing house.Copy !req
516. And if this Jake Jarmel book
does,Copy !req
517. you know, what I think
it's gonna do,Copy !req
518. you know, what I think
it's gonna do,Copy !req
519. if I can get this whole thing
off the ground, then, you know,Copy !req
520. I think I'll have
something for you.Copy !req
521. Oh, Mr. Lippman.Copy !req
522. That is so exciting.Copy !req
523. I mean, you have no idea
how sick I amCopy !req
524. of running around town
looking for socks.
Yeah.Copy !req
525. By the way, those are
great glasses.Copy !req
526. Oh, really, you like 'em?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
527. Very unusual.Copy !req
528. Well, you know what?Copy !req
529. What?Copy !req
530. You can have 'em.Copy !req
531. Oh, no, no.Copy !req
532. No, no! Go to that
place on the corner.Copy !req
533. They'll change
the prescription in an hour.Copy !req
534. Take 'em.
Really?Copy !req
535. Take 'em.
Really?Copy !req
536. I have no use
for them anymore.Copy !req
537. I could use a new pair
of reading glasses.Copy !req
538. They're from Malaysia.Copy !req
539. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
540. Oh! Fabulous.Copy !req
541. Well, Mr. Newman,Copy !req
542. in all my years
on the bench,Copy !req
543. I have never come across
anything quite like this.Copy !req
544. I have given this matter
some very serious consideration,Copy !req
545. and I've decided
that what's best for the city,Copy !req
546. and possibly
for yourself,Copy !req
547. is for you
to keep your car in a garageCopy !req
548. convenient
to your home.Copy !req
549. I can't afford that.Copy !req
550. Afford it, you will,
Mr. Newman,Copy !req
551. or this court will seeCopy !req
552. that your car is impounded
and sold at auction.Copy !req
553. Oh, don't you worry,
Your Honor.Copy !req
554. He's in my custody.Copy !req
555. Well? What do you think?Copy !req
556. I really can't say.Copy !req
557. No, say.
I want you to say.Copy !req
558. It's not good,
okay?Copy !req
559. It's not good,
okay?Copy !req
560. It's not good.Copy !req
561. You look...Copy !req
562. stupid.Copy !req
563. I'm sorry.Copy !req
564. You have to realize,Copy !req
565. this has not been
custom-fitted to his scalp.Copy !req
566. I really think this
looks pretty good.Copy !req
567. Why don't you get
a pair of white shoes,Copy !req
568. move down to Miami Beach, and
get the whole thing over with?Copy !req
569. Well, maybe you could
show me something else.Copy !req
570. As I said,
it'll be differentCopy !req
571. once we design something
specifically for you.Copy !req
572. But I don't think your friend
here is being very helpful.Copy !req
573. But I don't think your friend
here is being very helpful.Copy !req
574. Oh, hey.
I'm being helpful.Copy !req
575. I am the only one
being helpful.Copy !req
576. No, I don't think
you're helpful!Copy !req
577. I think you're
being disruptive!Copy !req
578. And you make it difficult for
your friend to improve his life.Copy !req
579. Hey, I'm trying
to prevent my friendCopy !req
580. from becoming
one of those guysCopy !req
581. people snicker at
behind their backCopy !req
582. because they
look ridiculous,Copy !req
583. no offense to you
personally!Copy !req
584. All you people with hair
think you're so damn superior.Copy !req
585. You have no idea
what it's like.Copy !req
586. You ever look down into
the bottom of your tubCopy !req
587. and see a fistful of hair?Copy !req
588. How'd you like to start
your day with that?Copy !req
589. All right, take it easy!
Take it easy!
Hey!Copy !req
590. I'm sorry!Copy !req
591. Please.Copy !req
592. Please.Copy !req
593. Hey, Jerry.Copy !req
594. George, you decided
to get a rug.Copy !req
595. Good for you, Jack.Copy !req
596. Well, I—
I'm just looking, really.Copy !req
597. Oh.Copy !req
598. Uh, Tommy, I'm gonna
need a little adjustment.Copy !req
599. I'll be right with you.Copy !req
600. Listen, George,
I got some bad news.Copy !req
601. I'm not gonna be able
to give you that parking space.Copy !req
602. I'm not gonna be able
to give you that parking space.Copy !req
603. What?
What?Copy !req
604. This judge has to use it
for some scofflaw.Copy !req
605. And you know you
can't fight city hall.Copy !req
606. You know, Gary...Copy !req
607. I had a little chat
with George the other day.Copy !req
608. You didn't!Copy !req
609. I did.Copy !req
610. And he told me that—Copy !req
611. I lied to him.
I'm not 100% recovered yet.Copy !req
612. Give me that thing.Copy !req
613. How's your life?Copy !req
614. All right?Copy !req
615. Yeah.Copy !req
616. Not bad at all.Copy !req
617. And now, ladies and gentlemen
of the press,Copy !req
618. it is my pleasure to introduce
you to Mr. Jake Jarmel.Copy !req
619. So, Jake, what's your percentage
on this book?Copy !req
620. Oh, actually, I have some very
interesting information on that.Copy !req
621. You know, uh,
this is a co-venture...Copy !req
622. Where did you get those?Copy !req
623. and as such—Copy !req
624. Those glasses. Where did
you get those glasses?Copy !req
625. Where—? Wh—?Copy !req
626. Is this supposed to be
some kind of a joke on me?Copy !req
627. Because it's not very funny.Copy !req
628. Give me those.Copy !req
629. I want the glasses!Copy !req
630. I want the glasses!Copy !req
631. Give me those!Copy !req
632. I have to go look
for some socks.Copy !req