1. Loyalty to any one sports team
is pretty hard to justify.Copy !req
2. Because the players
are always changing,Copy !req
3. the team can move
to another city.Copy !req
4. You're actually rooting
for the clothesCopy !req
5. when you get right down to it.Copy !req
6. I mean, you are standing
and cheering and yellingCopy !req
7. for your clothes to beat
the clothes from another city.Copy !req
8. Fans will be so in love
with a player,Copy !req
9. but if he goes to another team,
they boo him.Copy !req
10. This is the same human being
in a different shirt.Copy !req
11. They hate him now.Copy !req
12. "Boo!Copy !req
13. "Different shirt.Copy !req
14. "Different shirt.Copy !req
15. Booooo."Copy !req
16. Sure you don't
want the tickets?Copy !req
17. No thanks.Copy !req
18. I can't believe
I'm having troubleCopy !req
19. getting rid of
Super Bowl tickets.Copy !req
20. I'm telling you, skip the
Drakes' wedding. Go to the game.Copy !req
21. I can't. The Drake put me
in the wedding party.Copy !req
22. Well, who schedules his wedding
on Super Bowl Sunday?Copy !req
23. Maybe he didn't know.Copy !req
24. Lemme see.Copy !req
25. I can't believe you
got these for free.Copy !req
26. What—? Row F?Copy !req
27. Row F.Copy !req
28. In front of the Gs.Copy !req
29. Hobnobbing with the Ds and Es.Copy !req
30. What about Kramer or Elaine?
They don't want them?Copy !req
31. I asked.
Elaine laughed at me.Copy !req
32. Kramer's only interested
in Canadian football.Copy !req
33. Kramer's only interested
in Canadian football.Copy !req
34. Well, wish
I could help you.Copy !req
35. Come on. Take 'em.Copy !req
36. You could take Bonnie.Copy !req
37. You payin' my hotel
and airfare to Miami?Copy !req
38. What do you think?Copy !req
39. So in order to use these,
I gotta spend, like, 1500 bucks.Copy !req
40. This is a bill for $1500.Copy !req
41. Plus, she'd ask about
the sleeping arrangements.Copy !req
42. I find those sleeping-
arrangement conversationsCopy !req
43. depressing.Copy !req
44. Yeah.
Sleeping arrangements.Copy !req
45. So you haven't, uh...?Copy !req
46. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
47. I haven't even seen
her apartment yet.Copy !req
48. Tomorrow is the first night.
Ah-ha.Copy !req
49. Hey, hey, hey.
Is that Tim Whatley?Copy !req
50. The dentist?Copy !req
51. Yeah. Is he still
mad at youCopy !req
52. Yeah. Is he still
mad at youCopy !req
53. for crashing
his Thanksgiving party?Copy !req
54. Oh, no. I explained
the whole thing to him.Copy !req
55. Oh, good.
Yeah.Copy !req
56. I blamed it on you.Copy !req
57. Hi, Tim.
Hey, Jerry.Copy !req
58. George.
What are you up to?Copy !req
59. Oh, just a couple gals out on
the town, shoppin' and gabbin'.Copy !req
60. I'm gettin'
a makeover.Copy !req
61. Hey. How'd you like
to go to the Super Bowl?Copy !req
62. What?
Are you kidding?Copy !req
63. Here.
Two tickets.Copy !req
64. Have a good time.Copy !req
65. Whoa, how can
I thank you?Copy !req
66. I tell you what, I'll take
you to dinner sometime.Copy !req
67. Ever been to Mendy's?Copy !req
68. No. No, no. No, no.
No dinner.Copy !req
69. Tim, you didn'tCopy !req
70. have to get me
a thank-you gift.Copy !req
71. I know.
It's a label maker.Copy !req
72. The Label Baby Junior.Copy !req
73. Yeah, I hear they're good.Copy !req
74. Well, label me thankful.Copy !req
75. Okay. Well, you enjoy
those tickets.Copy !req
76. Bye-bye.Copy !req
77. Yeah?
Gah!Copy !req
78. Come in.Copy !req
79. Hey, where can I
put this?Copy !req
80. What is it?
It's Risk, Jerry,Copy !req
81. What is it?
It's Risk, Jerry,Copy !req
82. the game
of world conquest.Copy !req
83. All right,
that's perfect.Copy !req
84. Kramer, why do you have to—?Copy !req
85. Hello, Newman.Copy !req
86. Hello, Jerry.Copy !req
87. Will he take it?
I gotta go to work?Copy !req
88. Take what?Copy !req
89. The board, Jerry.
We been playingCopy !req
90. at Newman's for six hours,
but he's gotta go.Copy !req
91. So why don't you
leave it at Newman's?Copy !req
92. I wanted to.
He won't let me.Copy !req
93. We have to put the board
in a neutral placeCopy !req
94. where no one
will tamper with it.Copy !req
95. So that's here?Copy !req
96. Yes, yes.
You're like Switzerland.Copy !req
97. Yes, yes.
You're like Switzerland.Copy !req
98. I don't wanna
be Switzerland.Copy !req
99. Jerry, Newman and I
are engaged in an epic struggleCopy !req
100. for world domination.Copy !req
101. It's winner take all.Copy !req
102. People cannot be trusted.Copy !req
103. Don't look at me.Copy !req
104. Oh, I'm lookin'
right at you, big daddy.Copy !req
105. All right,
soldier boys.Copy !req
106. Let's fall out.Copy !req
107. So you're
gonna look after it?Copy !req
108. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
109. Stay strong, buddy.Copy !req
110. Yeah, yeah.
Watch it good.Copy !req
111. Hey, hi.
Hey. Hey!Copy !req
112. Hey.Copy !req
113. Oh, is that a label maker?Copy !req
114. Yes, it is.
I got it as a gift.Copy !req
115. Yes, it is.
I got it as a gift.Copy !req
116. It's a Label Baby Junior.Copy !req
117. Mmm...Copy !req
118. Love the Label Baby, baby.Copy !req
119. You know those things
make great gifts.Copy !req
120. I just got one of those
for Tim Whatley for Christmas.Copy !req
121. Tim Whatley?Copy !req
122. Yeah. Who sent you that one?Copy !req
123. One Tim Whatley.Copy !req
124. No. My Tim Whatley?Copy !req
125. The same. He sent it
as a thank youCopy !req
126. for my Super Bowl
tickets.Copy !req
127. I think this is
the same one I gave him.Copy !req
128. He recycled this gift.Copy !req
129. He's are-gifter.Copy !req
130. Or... maybe he liked
your gift so muchCopy !req
131. Or... maybe he liked
your gift so muchCopy !req
132. he decided to get me
the same thing.Copy !req
133. Perhaps it's an homage.Copy !req
134. Yeah, perhaps.Copy !req
135. How did he react
when you gave it to him?Copy !req
136. Um, he said,
"Oh, a label maker.Copy !req
137. How about that?"Copy !req
138. He repeated the name
of the gift?Copy !req
139. Yeah. So?Copy !req
140. If you repeat
the name of the gift,Copy !req
141. you can't possibly like it.Copy !req
142. What do you mean?Copy !req
143. Like when someone
opens something upCopy !req
144. and they go,
"Oh, tube socks."Copy !req
145. What are you gonna
do about it?Copy !req
146. I don't know. I guess
I'll just get invited upCopy !req
147. I don't know. I guess
I'll just get invited upCopy !req
148. to his apartment and...Copy !req
149. see if he's got a label maker.Copy !req
150. Why'd you get him
a gift anyway?Copy !req
151. He did some dental work for me
and didn't charge me,Copy !req
152. so I thought I'd get him
a Christmas present.Copy !req
153. If you're getting him anything
for his birthday, I'm a large.Copy !req
154. Well, here we are.Copy !req
155. This is the place.Copy !req
156. Wow!Copy !req
157. You like it?Copy !req
158. I love it.
This is fantastic.Copy !req
159. Look at this couch.Copy !req
160. Is this velvet?Copy !req
161. Is this velvet?Copy !req
162. Are you a velvet fan?Copy !req
163. A fan?Copy !req
164. I would drape myself in velvet
if it was socially acceptable.Copy !req
165. Look at this,
hardwood floors.Copy !req
166. Aren't they great?Copy !req
167. Oh, Scott, hi.Copy !req
168. This is George.Copy !req
169. George this is Scott,
my roommate.Copy !req
170. Hey.Copy !req
171. Here. Check out
this view.Copy !req
172. If you lean out this window,
you can see the river.Copy !req
173. So Scott's your roommate, huh?Copy !req
174. Yes.Copy !req
175. Well, I'm sure
I've mentioned him.Copy !req
176. No, I don't think
you mentioned him.Copy !req
177. He's a great guy.Copy !req
178. You'll really like him.Copy !req
179. I'm sure I will.Copy !req
180. Male roommate?Copy !req
181. Yes, a male roommate.Copy !req
182. And this is a problem?Copy !req
183. It's a huge problem, Jerry.Copy !req
184. The hardest part about
having sex with a womanCopy !req
185. is getting her
to come back to your place.Copy !req
186. He's already got that.Copy !req
187. Well, maybe he's—Copy !req
188. No, believe me, he's not.Copy !req
189. No, believe me, he's not.Copy !req
190. So he's
an eligible receiver.Copy !req
191. She's confiding in him
about our dates.Copy !req
192. You always like the person
you talk to about the dateCopy !req
193. more than the date.Copy !req
194. It's just a matter of time
until they realize,Copy !req
195. "Hey! We could have sex."Copy !req
196. What's stopping 'em?
Exactly.Copy !req
197. You know how they get animals
to reproduce in captivity?Copy !req
198. They just put 'em
in the same cage.Copy !req
199. What does he look like?Copy !req
200. Oh, that's the worst part of it.Copy !req
201. He looks just like me.Copy !req
202. He looks like you, and he's
workin' from the inside?Copy !req
203. I look like me, and I'm
workin' from the outside.Copy !req
204. Who do you think's in
the better position?Copy !req
205. Who do you think's in
the better position?Copy !req
206. Not you.Copy !req
207. This bizarre Harrad Experiment
must end!Copy !req
208. We'll take
a check, please.Copy !req
209. I gotta find a way to work
this out. I love that apartment.Copy !req
210. It's so cozy.
I'm ensconced in velvet.Copy !req
211. If it was socially acceptable—Copy !req
212. I know, you would
drape yourself in velvet.Copy !req
213. I've said that before?Copy !req
214. Many times.
You love velvet.Copy !req
215. You wanna live in velvet.Copy !req
216. Everything with the velvet.Copy !req
217. Hey.
Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
218. Guess what.Copy !req
219. I saw Newman talkin'
to the super.Copy !req
220. I saw Newman talkin'
to the super.Copy !req
221. So what?Copy !req
222. The super has keys
to your apartment.Copy !req
223. Don't you see
what's goin' on?Copy !req
224. Newman is plannin'
a sneak-attack.Copy !req
225. Oh, maybe he's got
no hot water.Copy !req
226. Yeah.
All right. Fine.Copy !req
227. You sit there, and you watch,Copy !req
228. while Newman
takes over the world.Copy !req
229. But he'd be a horrible leader.Copy !req
230. And you know
who's gonna suffer?Copy !req
231. The little people.
You and George.Copy !req
232. Are you through?
All right, all right.Copy !req
233. Oh! I talked to
Arthur Jobania.Copy !req
234. Yeah, the Drakes' wedding,
that's off.Copy !req
235. The wedding's off?
What happened?Copy !req
236. The Drake, he found out
that the wedding'sCopy !req
237. The Drake, he found out
that the wedding'sCopy !req
238. on the same day
as the Super Bowl.Copy !req
239. So he wanted to postpone it.Copy !req
240. They got in a big argument,
and...Copy !req
241. Ka-pow! It's over.Copy !req
242. The wedding is off.Copy !req
243. Now you can go
to the Super Bowl.Copy !req
244. I can't call Tim Whatley
and ask for the tickets back.Copy !req
245. You just gave them
to him two days ago.Copy !req
246. He's gotta give you
a grace period.Copy !req
247. Are you even vaguely familiar
with the concept of giving?Copy !req
248. There's no grace period.Copy !req
249. Well, didn't he re-gift
the label maker?Copy !req
250. Possibly.Copy !req
251. Well, if he can re-gift,
why can't you de-gift?Copy !req
252. You may have a point.Copy !req
253. I have a point.
I have a point.Copy !req
254. All right, I'll call him.Copy !req
255. Good. What's that?Copy !req
256. Oh, it's Risk.Copy !req
257. It's a game of world dominationCopy !req
258. bein' played by two guys who can
barely run their own lives.Copy !req
259. Hello, Tim.Copy !req
260. Yeah, hi, it's
Jerry Seinfeld.Copy !req
261. Hey, remember those
tickets I gave you?Copy !req
262. Well, it turns out
I can use them.Copy !req
263. Well, it turns out
I can use them.Copy !req
264. Oh, you do?Copy !req
265. I understand.Copy !req
266. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
267. He already made plans.
He can't change 'em.Copy !req
268. Well, they're his tickets.Copy !req
269. He can do what he wants
with them.Copy !req
270. Thanks.Copy !req
271. All right. I gotta
go to Bonnie's.Copy !req
272. What are you gonna do
about the roommate?Copy !req
273. I gotta try and figure out
a way to switch places with him.Copy !req
274. It's like
a Siegfried & Roy trick.Copy !req
275. Well, the pickle breath
is a good start.Copy !req
276. Hello, Jerry.Copy !req
277. May I come in?Copy !req
278. May I come in?Copy !req
279. What do you want?Copy !req
280. Nothing.Copy !req
281. Just being neighborly.Copy !req
282. You wanna hang out,
shoot the breeze?Copy !req
283. I'm not lettin'
you cheat, Newman.Copy !req
284. You're not gettin'
anywhere near that board.Copy !req
285. Jerry,
I'm a little insulted.Copy !req
286. You're not a little
anything, Newman.Copy !req
287. So just pack it up
and move it outta here.Copy !req
288. All right.Copy !req
289. Oh, uh, by the way.Copy !req
290. What are you doing
for the Super Bowl?Copy !req
291. I don't know. Watch it
on TV, I guess. Why?Copy !req
292. Well, if you watch closely
enough, you just might see me.Copy !req
293. Well, if you watch closely
enough, you just might see me.Copy !req
294. I'll be the one
waving to the cameraCopy !req
295. from my seat
on the 40-yard line.Copy !req
296. You're going?Copy !req
297. Yes, I am. A guy on
my mail route justCopy !req
298. got a couple of tickets,
and he offered one to me.Copy !req
299. What's his name?
Tim Whatley.Copy !req
300. That's my ticket.Copy !req
301. Is it? Oh, well,
if only you'd known,Copy !req
302. you could have saved some time
and given it directly to me.Copy !req
303. Newman.Copy !req
304. What a movie.Copy !req
305. Good choice.Copy !req
306. Thank Scott.
He recommended it.Copy !req
307. Oh, Scott,
Scott, Scott.Copy !req
308. Oh, Scott,
Scott, Scott.Copy !req
309. He's really great
isn't he?Copy !req
310. Yes, he is.
Yes, he is.Copy !req
311. Let me ask you something.Copy !req
312. When you're comin' out of the
shower and you put your robe on,Copy !req
313. do you cinch it real tight?
Are you concerned about that?Copy !req
314. George.Copy !req
315. Do you hold the neck
together with one hand,Copy !req
316. or you just letting it
flap in the breeze?Copy !req
317. George, you're
being ridiculous.Copy !req
318. What's the massage
situation?Copy !req
319. What's the massage
situation?Copy !req
320. What do you mean?Copy !req
321. Is there any work
being done?Copy !req
322. Is there any rubbing, touching?Copy !req
323. Finger manipulation
on the other person?Copy !req
324. And if so,
who's makin' the request?Copy !req
325. George, would you just stop?Copy !req
326. Say you go to the bathroom
at 2:00 in the morning.Copy !req
327. What's the outfit?Copy !req
328. I mean, are you dressin' up,
or is it... come as you are?Copy !req
329. George, what is
wrong with you?Copy !req
330. I tell you what's wrong...Copy !req
331. a grown woman
with a male roommate!Copy !req
332. a grown woman
with a male roommate!Copy !req
333. It's unnatural.
It's an abomination.Copy !req
334. Hey.Copy !req
335. Hey.Copy !req
336. How you doin'?
I'm good.Copy !req
337. Are you gonna need
the bathroomCopy !req
338. 'cause I'm gonna
jump in the shower.Copy !req
339. No. Just throw my bras
out of the way.Copy !req
340. Well, this is
my building.Copy !req
341. Yes, it is.Copy !req
342. This was fun, you know.Copy !req
343. Yeah.Copy !req
344. So, I...Copy !req
345. guess I'll talk to you.Copy !req
346. guess I'll talk to you.Copy !req
347. Aren't you gonna
invite me upstairs?Copy !req
348. Upstairs? You—?
You wanna go upstairs?Copy !req
349. I would love to go upstairs.Copy !req
350. Wow.Copy !req
351. Elaine, you are
something else.Copy !req
352. No one could ever put
a label on you, huh?Copy !req
353. We'll see.Copy !req
354. Newman.Copy !req
355. He's goin' with Newman.Copy !req
356. How does Tim Whatley
even know Newman?Copy !req
357. Newman's his mailman.Copy !req
358. Who goes to the Super Bowl
with their mailman?Copy !req
359. Who goes anywhere with Newman?Copy !req
360. Who goes anywhere with Newman?Copy !req
361. Well...Copy !req
362. he's merry.Copy !req
363. He is merry.
I'll give him that.Copy !req
364. What's this plant for?Copy !req
365. Oh, I had a little tiff with
Bonnie about the roommate.Copy !req
366. Oh. Well, the cactus
will smooth things over.Copy !req
367. Hey.Copy !req
368. Guess what.Copy !req
369. What?Copy !req
370. We went out last night,Copy !req
371. and he offered me a ticket.Copy !req
372. What about the label maker?Copy !req
373. Oh. Well...Copy !req
374. Wait a minute.
That's my ticket.Copy !req
375. Wait a minute.
That's my ticket.Copy !req
376. You didn't even wanna go.Copy !req
377. It was totally
out of the blue.Copy !req
378. We went upstairs
to his apartment,Copy !req
379. you know, to look
for the label maker—Copy !req
380. So how did you get up there?Copy !req
381. Did you say you had
to use the bathroom?Copy !req
382. No.Copy !req
383. Then how'd you get up there?Copy !req
384. I said, "Do you wanna
go upstairs?"Copy !req
385. Oh!
And there's your ticket.Copy !req
386. What?Copy !req
387. That's why you're going
to the Super Bowl.Copy !req
388. Why?Copy !req
389. You go out with
a guy one time.Copy !req
390. You ask him to go upstairs
like you're Mae West?Copy !req
391. Of course he's gonna try and
get you alone for the weekend.Copy !req
392. You mean, just because
I asked him to go upstairsCopy !req
393. You mean, just because
I asked him to go upstairsCopy !req
394. he thinks
he's goin' downtown?Copy !req
395. Obviously.Copy !req
396. You're crazy!Copy !req
397. Well, what happened
when you got upstairs?Copy !req
398. As soon as we walked in, he got
a call from one of his patientsCopy !req
399. with an impacted molar or
something, so he had to leave.Copy !req
400. I didn't get a chance
to look for the label maker.Copy !req
401. Yeah, well, I don't
trust this guy.Copy !req
402. I think he re-gifted,
and then he de-gifted.Copy !req
403. And now he's using
an upstairs inviteCopy !req
404. as a springboard
to a Super Bowl sex romp.Copy !req
405. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
406. What are you doing?Copy !req
407. I'm watching your door.Copy !req
408. My door?Copy !req
409. Yeah, from my peephole.Copy !req
410. Fisheye. Sees all.Copy !req
411. What was that?
Newman!Copy !req
412. Open it. Open it.
Open it.Copy !req
413. Damn!Copy !req
414. The bedroom.Copy !req
415. The bedroom.Copy !req
416. Get him!Copy !req
417. I see ya, Newman!
I see ya!Copy !req
418. I'm taking the Congo
as a penalty!Copy !req
419. I've got a confession to make.Copy !req
420. Oh? What's that?Copy !req
421. I've got Super Bowl fever.Copy !req
422. Oh, yeah, me too.Copy !req
423. Yeah.Copy !req
424. S-so where are we staying?Copy !req
425. Oh, the Ambassador.Copy !req
426. Oh.Copy !req
427. Big room?Copy !req
428. Big room?Copy !req
429. It's a regular room,
but it's right downtown.Copy !req
430. Downtown?Copy !req
431. Right downtown.Copy !req
432. So, what do they have there?Copy !req
433. A couple of beds?Copy !req
434. Why? Are you
bringing someone else?Copy !req
435. No, but...Copy !req
436. don't you think
there should be two beds?Copy !req
437. There's two of us.Copy !req
438. Oh, a cactus.Copy !req
439. Oh, a cactus.Copy !req
440. They don't need any water,Copy !req
441. so you don't have to keep
takin' 'em to the bathroom.Copy !req
442. Well...Copy !req
443. look who's here.Copy !req
444. I asked Scott to move out.Copy !req
445. Oh.Copy !req
446. Ohhh.Copy !req
447. So she kicked him
out of the apartment?Copy !req
448. That's right.Copy !req
449. It's just me and her.Copy !req
450. Wow. She rearranged
her whole life for you.Copy !req
451. Yeah, I guess she did.Copy !req
452. Yeah, I guess she did.Copy !req
453. He's gone.
Now I'm the man.Copy !req
454. That's not a good role for you.Copy !req
455. No, it's not.Copy !req
456. You unwittingly made
a major commitment.Copy !req
457. That's a lot of pressure.Copy !req
458. Oh, my God.Copy !req
459. You wanted to be
ensconced in velvet.Copy !req
460. You're buried.Copy !req
461. I had
the perfect situation here.Copy !req
462. He was shouldering
half the load.Copy !req
463. He was shouldering.Copy !req
464. I couldn't leave
well enough alone.Copy !req
465. Where you goin'?Copy !req
466. I gotta go help her
tape up all his boxesCopy !req
467. and get 'em ready
for shipping.Copy !req
468. and get 'em ready
for shipping.Copy !req
469. Oh. Well, here.Copy !req
470. Take Whatley's
label maker.Copy !req
471. I don't wanna
see it again.Copy !req
472. Thanks.Copy !req
473. Yeah.Copy !req
474. I am takin' over
South America,Copy !req
475. and there ain't nothin'
you can do about it.Copy !req
476. So too bad about that Super Bowl
ticket, huh, Newman.Copy !req
477. Yeah. I just hope
Tim Whatley's electric billsCopy !req
478. don't suddenly get lost
in the mail,Copy !req
479. or it could be
lights out for him.Copy !req
480. Thanks for having
me over, guys.Copy !req
481. All right.
I'll see you later.Copy !req
482. All right.
I'll see you later.Copy !req
483. Oh, hey, Jerry.Copy !req
484. Ah, Tim Whatley.Copy !req
485. Out scalping?Copy !req
486. Oh, you see. Now, I've
been thinking a lotCopy !req
487. about what happened,
and I feel horrible.Copy !req
488. Listen. I want to give
you a ticket back.Copy !req
489. Are you serious?
What about Elaine?Copy !req
490. Oh, Elaine, yeah.
Well...Copy !req
491. things just didn't work out like
I thought they would.Copy !req
492. Ah.Copy !req
493. Hey, isn't this
Kramer's car?Copy !req
494. Hey, Cosmo!
They're towing your car!Copy !req
495. What?Copy !req
496. Not my car!Copy !req
497. Aah!Copy !req
498. Aah!Copy !req
499. They're towing my car!Copy !req
500. What are you doin'?Copy !req
501. I'm takin' the board with me.Copy !req
502. Hey!Copy !req
503. Hey!Copy !req
504. Hey!Copy !req
505. That's my—!Copy !req
506. Wait a minute!Copy !req
507. So, I guess I'll see you
at the game.Copy !req
508. Yeah. See you there.Copy !req
509. Okay. Good.Copy !req
510. Okay. Good.Copy !req
511. Hi, George.Copy !req
512. Where—? What happened?Copy !req
513. Where's—?
Where's all the stuff?Copy !req
514. It's gone.Copy !req
515. It was all his.Copy !req
516. Is this a label maker?Copy !req
517. But the table,
the stereo, the VCR, the...Copy !req
518. The velvet couch!Copy !req
519. Where's the velvet?Copy !req
520. They were his.Copy !req
521. Besides, we don't need
any of those things.Copy !req
522. We have each other.Copy !req
523. We have each other.Copy !req
524. Are you, um, sure you know
where the impound yard is?Copy !req
525. Oh, stop stalling.
Come on.Copy !req
526. I can't think.
It's all this noise.Copy !req
527. Or is it because I've built
a stronghold around Greenland,Copy !req
528. I've driven you
out of Western Europe,Copy !req
529. and I've left you
teetering on the brinkCopy !req
530. of complete annihilation?Copy !req
531. I'm not beaten yet.Copy !req
532. I still have armies
in the Ukraine.Copy !req
533. Yeah? The Ukraine.Copy !req
534. You know what
the Ukraine is?Copy !req
535. You know what
the Ukraine is?Copy !req
536. It's a sitting duck.Copy !req
537. A road apple, Newman.Copy !req
538. The Ukraine is weak.Copy !req
539. It's feeble.Copy !req
540. I think it's time to put
the hurt on the Ukraine.Copy !req
541. I come from Ukraine.Copy !req
542. You not say Ukraine weak.Copy !req
543. Well, we're playing
a game here, pal.Copy !req
544. Ukraine is game to you?Copy !req
545. How about I take your
little board and smash!Copy !req
546. Ahh!Copy !req
547. Hello, Tim.Copy !req
548. Oh!Copy !req
549. Elaine, hi.Copy !req
550. Elaine, hi.Copy !req
551. Don't worry, Tim.Copy !req
552. I didn't come by
to yell at you.Copy !req
553. I didn't come by
for that at all.Copy !req
554. I just came by to pick up
my label maker.Copy !req
555. I gave you a label maker,Copy !req
556. and now I would like
to have it back.Copy !req
557. But you gave it to me.Copy !req
558. Ah! But you gave me a ticket
to the Super Bowl.Copy !req
559. Hand it over, Whatley.Copy !req
560. Uh... okay.Copy !req
561. You don't have
the label maker, do you?Copy !req
562. Uh, no.Copy !req
563. I knew it!
You're are-gifter!Copy !req
564. Oh, yeah. Some gift.Copy !req
565. Oh, yeah. Some gift.Copy !req
566. That thing didn't
work at all.Copy !req
567. What?
You put a label on something,Copy !req
568. then ten minutes later,
it would peel right off.Copy !req
569. It was the worst gift
I ever got.Copy !req
570. Well, I bought it for you
because...Copy !req
571. you were so nice to me for not
charging me for the dental work.Copy !req
572. The way you worked on
my filling, you were so...Copy !req
573. So gentle and so caring.Copy !req
574. And so sensitive.Copy !req
575. Oh, Elaine.Copy !req
576. Oh, Elaine.Copy !req
577. Oh!Copy !req
578. H... G... F.Copy !req
579. Seat 4.Copy !req
580. One...Copy !req
581. two...Copy !req
582. three...Copy !req
583. Per—Copy !req
584. Hello, Newman.Copy !req
585. Hello, Newman.Copy !req
586. Hello, Jerry.Copy !req
587. Tim couldn't make it.Copy !req
588. He's in love.Copy !req
589. Oh.
Isn't that wonderful?Copy !req
590. Oh, it's enchanting.Copy !req
591. Here's the TV.Copy !req
592. I know you wanted
to watch the Super Bowl.Copy !req
593. Do you, uh...Copy !req
594. at least have some towels
we could sit on?Copy !req
595. at least have some towels
we could sit on?Copy !req
596. It's, like, a four-hour game.Copy !req
597. George,
Scott's gonna drop by.Copy !req
598. He said he never
got his boxes.Copy !req
599. I'll get the towels.Copy !req
600. How am I gonna get out of this?Copy !req
601. Think, Costanza. Think!Copy !req
602. Here we are.Copy !req
603. Hey...Copy !req
604. You know, Bonnie, I...Copy !req
605. I just had a pretty wild idea.Copy !req
606. What is it?Copy !req
607. Well, I, uh...Copy !req
608. I'm not sure how you
pronounce it or anything,Copy !req
609. I'm not sure how you
pronounce it or anything,Copy !req
610. but I, uh...Copy !req
611. I believe it's ménage à trois?Copy !req
612. What?Copy !req
613. Hi.Copy !req
614. Scott!Copy !req
615. Remember what we talked
about the other day?Copy !req
616. George is into it.Copy !req
617. Oh, really?Copy !req
618. Great streak of luck
I'm havin'.Copy !req
619. First, Kramer almost
beats me at Risk,Copy !req
620. but I narrowly escaped,Copy !req
621. and then Tim Whatley gives
me the Super Bowl ticket.Copy !req
622. Can you move over at all?Copy !req
623. And then— Then just
as I'm about to go,Copy !req
624. these boxes show up at
the post office with no labels.Copy !req
625. No labels, Jerry.Copy !req
626. You know what that means?Copy !req
627. Freebies!Copy !req
628. I got this great mini TV
and a VCR.Copy !req
629. I got this great mini TV
and a VCR.Copy !req
630. Oh, it's unbelievable.Copy !req
631. An inch.Copy !req
632. Can you move over
an inch?Copy !req
633. Aw, come on.Copy !req