1. With a serial killer loose,Copy !req
2. seems like the safest thing
is to be the neighbor.Copy !req
3. They never kill
the neighbor.Copy !req
4. The neighbor always survivesCopy !req
5. to do the interview
afterwards, right?Copy !req
6. "Uh, he was kind of quiet."Copy !req
7. I love these neighbors.Copy !req
8. They're never disturbed
by the sounds of murdering.Copy !req
9. Just stereo.Copy !req
10. Chain saws,
people screaming, fine.Copy !req
11. Just keep the music down.Copy !req
12. And all these women that always
fall in love with the killer.Copy !req
13. They write to him in prison.Copy !req
14. Here's a woman
that's hard to disappoint.Copy !req
15. I guess she's only upset
when she finds outCopy !req
16. he's stopped
killing people.Copy !req
17. he's stopped
killing people.Copy !req
18. And she goes,
"You know, sometimes I feel likeCopy !req
19. I don't even know
who you are anymore."Copy !req
20. Eight years
isn't such a long streak.Copy !req
21. It isn't?Copy !req
22. No. I haven't vomited
in 13 years.Copy !req
23. Get out!Copy !req
24. Not since June 29, 1980.Copy !req
25. You remember the date?Copy !req
26. Yes. Because my previous
vomit was also June 29, 1972.Copy !req
27. That's why during
the '80 vomit,Copy !req
28. I was yelling to George,Copy !req
29. "Can you believe it?Copy !req
30. I'm vomiting
on June 29th again."Copy !req
31. I'm vomiting
on June 29th again."Copy !req
32. Boy, you know, when Joel told me
he hadn't thrown upCopy !req
33. in eight years,Copy !req
34. I was wondering
if he was normal.Copy !req
35. No, Elaine, he's normal.Copy !req
36. Your boyfriend
is a normal guy.Copy !req
37. He just has the same name as one
of the worst serial killersCopy !req
38. in the history of New York.Copy !req
39. Yeah.Copy !req
40. Oh, Jer,
I got to go.Copy !req
41. Hi.
Hey.Copy !req
42. We just saw your boyfriend
at a bus stop.Copy !req
43. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
44. Yeah. What's his name?Copy !req
45. Joel.Copy !req
46. Joel what?Copy !req
47. Uh, Rifkin.Copy !req
48. Rifkin?Copy !req
49. Joel Rifkin?Copy !req
50. Yeah. It's just
a coincidence,Copy !req
51. obviously.Copy !req
52. Guess you better keep
on his good side.Copy !req
53. Very funny.
That's very funny.Copy !req
54. Yeah, I wouldn't sleep
with my back to himCopy !req
55. if I were you.Copy !req
56. Yeah. Well, that's
enough of that.Copy !req
57. Elaine, listen,
if you smell anythingCopy !req
58. decaying in the trunk
of his car—Copy !req
59. Look, this is my boyfriend
we're talking about!Copy !req
60. He's a gentleman,
he's good-looking,Copy !req
61. he's a good shaverCopy !req
62. and he hasn't thrown up
in eight years.Copy !req
63. So just shut up about him.Copy !req
64. Shut up!Copy !req
65. The whole city
is talkingCopy !req
66. about this monster,
Joel Rifkin.Copy !req
67. And I am dating
a Joel Rifkin.Copy !req
68. But you like
your Joel Rifkin.Copy !req
69. Yeah. I just wish he had
a different name.Copy !req
70. Ask him
to change it.Copy !req
71. You can't ask a person
to change their name.Copy !req
72. Why not?Copy !req
73. Would you
change yours?Copy !req
74. If someone asked me nicely.Copy !req
75. I'm Claude Seinfeld.Copy !req
76. Hey, how many people
did Rifkin strangle, 18?Copy !req
77. Yeah,
18 strangles.Copy !req
78. Well, you know why Rifkin
was a serial killer?Copy !req
79. Well, you know why Rifkin
was a serial killer?Copy !req
80. Because he was adopted.Copy !req
81. Just like Son of Sam
was adopted.Copy !req
82. So apparently,Copy !req
83. adoption leads
to serial killing.Copy !req
84. You know, Joel and I have an
extra ticket to the Giants game.Copy !req
85. I'll go.
Okay.Copy !req
86. I'll leave a ticket for you
at will call.Copy !req
87. Yeah! Ooh!Copy !req
88. You think I should have
asked George?Copy !req
89. Hey, did you hear George
got back with Karen?Copy !req
90. Karen?Copy !req
91. Karen?Copy !req
92. Risotto.Copy !req
93. I feel full
after the risotto.Copy !req
94. Oh, the risotto broad.Copy !req
95. Yeah.Copy !req
96. He's really got
a good thing with her.Copy !req
97. In fact, I'm doubling
with them tonight.Copy !req
98. Thought you didn't like
double dates.Copy !req
99. George likes them. He feels it's
a good personality showcase.Copy !req
100. He likes a date to see him
with a friend,Copy !req
101. so she can get a window
into his non-date personality.Copy !req
102. I've looked
through that windowCopy !req
103. and screamed at him
to shut the blinds.Copy !req
104. He feels he's funnier,
more relaxed.Copy !req
105. Uh-huh. And you're taking?Copy !req
106. Jodi, the masseuse.Copy !req
107. Oh, did you get
a massage yet?Copy !req
108. No. How many times
do I have to go out with her,Copy !req
109. before I get a massage?Copy !req
110. Jerry, she gives
massages all day.Copy !req
111. She doesn't want
to give them on dates.Copy !req
112. Yeah, I know.
She just wants to have sex.Copy !req
113. So what?Copy !req
114. So it's like going to Idaho
and eating carrots.Copy !req
115. I like carrots,
but I'm in Idaho,Copy !req
116. I want a potato.Copy !req
117. So I go into
this clothing store,Copy !req
118. and the saleswoman
is wearing this, uh...Copy !req
119. Low-cut thing.Copy !req
120. Low-cut thing.Copy !req
121. So I said to her,
"Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
122. "When you put on
a top like that,Copy !req
123. "what's your
thought process?Copy !req
124. What's going on
in your mind?"Copy !req
125. Oh, that is so funny.Copy !req
126. You listening to this?Copy !req
127. Yeah,
I heard you.Copy !req
128. Boy, my neck
is killing me.Copy !req
129. It's, like, right
in this spot.Copy !req
130. Very tender
over here.Copy !req
131. So, what did
she say?Copy !req
132. Well, nothing.
I didn't actually say that.Copy !req
133. You just said
that you said it.Copy !req
134. You just said
that you said it.Copy !req
135. Sweetheart,
I was exaggerating.Copy !req
136. I'm learning a lot
about you tonight, George.Copy !req
137. I've never seen
you like this.Copy !req
138. It's like somebody's pulling
on wires back here.Copy !req
139. You know, it's like you never
see a really attractive womanCopy !req
140. getting a traffic ticket.Copy !req
141. How can
you say that?Copy !req
142. My sister got
a ticket last week.Copy !req
143. Are you saying
she's not attractive?Copy !req
144. Well, I've never met
your sister.Copy !req
145. But obviously, these are not
hard-and-fast rules.Copy !req
146. Darling, the tea is getting
a little cold, sweetheart.Copy !req
147. Darling, the tea is getting
a little cold, sweetheart.Copy !req
148. Can we go?
Yeah, let's go.Copy !req
149. So soon?Copy !req
150. Yeah. Good seeing
you again, Karen.Copy !req
151. Nice meeting you, Karen.Copy !req
152. Nice to meet you too.Copy !req
153. I'm gonna
call you about that massage.Copy !req
154. Jodi, let's do this again
real soon.Copy !req
155. Yeah.Copy !req
156. I strained my neck
last night.Copy !req
157. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
158. How?Copy !req
159. Well, I tried
brushing my teethCopy !req
160. by holding the brushCopy !req
161. and moving my head
from side to side.Copy !req
162. It didn't work.Copy !req
163. So, what's the deal
with your friend, George?Copy !req
164. So, what's the deal
with your friend, George?Copy !req
165. No deal, why?Copy !req
166. What was all that
"attractive womenCopy !req
167. not getting tickets"
nonsense?Copy !req
168. Oh, well, he was
just showcasingCopy !req
169. his non-date
personality.Copy !req
170. I don't know how you
can hang out with that guy.Copy !req
171. Yeah, sometimes it really
makes me tense.Copy !req
172. Did you see the way
that he was eating?Copy !req
173. Yeah,
he's disgusting.Copy !req
174. I have to tell you,Copy !req
175. I really
don't like him.Copy !req
176. Yeah, me either.Copy !req
177. It's just
I hate that type.Copy !req
178. Ah, he's a bad seed.Copy !req
179. Now, you, however,Copy !req
180. you, I like.Copy !req
181. Uh, what are you doing?Copy !req
182. What do you think
I'm doing?Copy !req
183. So, what do you think?Copy !req
184. Really enjoyed it.Copy !req
185. Jodi's nice.Copy !req
186. She's very nice.Copy !req
187. Let's discuss
this later.Copy !req
188. You think she liked me?
She seemed to like me.Copy !req
189. Mm-hm.Copy !req
190. I was personable,
don't you think?Copy !req
191. You were extremely
personable.Copy !req
192. You were extremely
personable.Copy !req
193. 'Cause I thought I picked up
a little something.Copy !req
194. I'm very good at this.Copy !req
195. Did you pick up anything?Copy !req
196. I didn't pick up anything.Copy !req
197. The second time I sent
the noodles back...Copy !req
198. I— I thought
she made a face.Copy !req
199. I didn't see a face.Copy !req
200. I thought
I saw a face.Copy !req
201. Anyhow, what's
the difference?Copy !req
202. No difference.
I could care less.Copy !req
203. She's Jerry's girlfriend.Copy !req
204. George, instead of
talking about this,Copy !req
205. we could be, uh...Copy !req
206. You know.Copy !req
207. Heh, heh, heh, heh.Copy !req
208. So you think
she liked me?Copy !req
209. So you think
she liked me?Copy !req
210. Ohh!Copy !req
211. What are you doing?Copy !req
212. Massaging your neck.Copy !req
213. Oh, heh.Copy !req
214. Of course.Copy !req
215. Massaging.Copy !req
216. Uh, boning up
on football?Copy !req
217. Yeah. Yeah.
You know what?Copy !req
218. There are a lot of players
named Deion these days.Copy !req
219. What a cool name, Deion.Copy !req
220. What a cool name, Deion.Copy !req
221. If I were going to
change my name,Copy !req
222. I'd go with Deion.Copy !req
223. Deion Benes?Copy !req
224. Well, as a woman,
it makes no sense.Copy !req
225. But, I mean, well,
let's say I was you.Copy !req
226. And I decided I was gonna
change my name,Copy !req
227. for no real reason
whatsoever.Copy !req
228. Deion Rifkin.Copy !req
229. Wow!
That is so cool.Copy !req
230. D-Deion Rifkin?Copy !req
231. Well, maybe you're
not the Deion type.Copy !req
232. Well, maybe you're
not the Deion type.Copy !req
233. Okay then, let's see,
let's see, what do we got?Copy !req
234. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
235. O.J.!Copy !req
236. O.J. Rifkin! Oh!Copy !req
237. You don't even use a name,
it's just initials.Copy !req
238. Oh, please, please,
change your name to O.J.Copy !req
239. It would be so great!Copy !req
240. Elaine,
what is going on?Copy !req
241. She stayed over?Copy !req
242. Yeah.Copy !req
243. Sex wasn't so good?Copy !req
244. No. Sex was fabulous.Copy !req
245. So?Copy !req
246. I want the massage!Copy !req
247. I want the massage!Copy !req
248. Did you ask her?Copy !req
249. I tried putting her hands there.
She pulls it away immediately.Copy !req
250. She's not into it.Copy !req
251. Why not?Copy !req
252. I guess 'cause it's her job.Copy !req
253. It's very frustrating.Copy !req
254. So, uh, we had a good time,
huh, the four of us.Copy !req
255. Yeah.Copy !req
256. We all got along.
Everyone seemed very pleasant.Copy !req
257. Yeah.Copy !req
258. What did Jodi say?Copy !req
259. She had a good time.Copy !req
260. That it?Copy !req
261. Pretty much.Copy !req
262. She say anything
about, uh...?Copy !req
263. She say anything
about, uh...?Copy !req
264. What?Copy !req
265. Nah, it's all right, great!Copy !req
266. She had a good time.Copy !req
267. Yeah.Copy !req
268. You just hesitated.Copy !req
269. I was blowin' on the coffee.Copy !req
270. She didn't like me.Copy !req
271. Look, it's not like
you're gonna be spendingCopy !req
272. a lot of time with her.Copy !req
273. So she doesn't like me?Copy !req
274. No.Copy !req
275. She said that?Copy !req
276. Yes.Copy !req
277. She told you
she doesn't like me?Copy !req
278. Yes.Copy !req
279. What were her exact—?
"I don't like him."Copy !req
280. What were her exact—?
"I don't like him."Copy !req
281. Uh-huh.Copy !req
282. Why didn't she
like me?Copy !req
283. Not everybody
likes everybody.Copy !req
284. I wasn't nice?
You were very nice!Copy !req
285. I bent over backwards
for that woman!Copy !req
286. Was it what I said
about her sister?Copy !req
287. It has nothing to do
with the sister.Copy !req
288. I don't even know
her sister!Copy !req
289. But believe me, if she's getting
traffic tickets,Copy !req
290. she's not
that good-looking!Copy !req
291. You vomited in 1987.Copy !req
292. Oh, no. That was
the dry heaves.Copy !req
293. Jodi!Copy !req
294. Hi, Jerry.Copy !req
295. Hi, Jerry.Copy !req
296. Ha, ha, hey!Copy !req
297. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
298. I was giving Kramer
a massage.Copy !req
299. Kramer!Copy !req
300. I gotta run.
I have an appointment downtown.Copy !req
301. Let me take your table
downstairs.Copy !req
302. No, that's okayCopy !req
303. Give it to me,
I love to help people.Copy !req
304. Come on.
I'm going this way.Copy !req
305. I'll see you tonight.Copy !req
306. Hey!Copy !req
307. I am looser
than creamed corn.Copy !req
308. Who told you to get
a massage from her?Copy !req
309. I haven't gotten
a massage from her yet!Copy !req
310. I haven't gotten
a massage from her yet!Copy !req
311. You don't know what
you're missing, buddy.Copy !req
312. No one hails
a cab like me.Copy !req
313. My hailing technique
is unmatched.Copy !req
314. See, I get the wrist going
side to side and boom!Copy !req
315. Cabs are crashing into
themselves to just pick me up.Copy !req
316. All right, here we go.
Let me get the door.Copy !req
317. Feminists aside, I know
women like the door-holding.Copy !req
318. Here we are.
Alrighty. Good. Okay.Copy !req
319. Jodi, let's get
together again real soon.Copy !req
320. Say hello
to your sister for me.Copy !req
321. You've never met.Copy !req
322. Whatever. Believe me,Copy !req
323. if I wasn't
involved right now,Copy !req
324. if I wasn't
involved right now,Copy !req
325. I wouldn't mind
being set up.Copy !req
326. Something tells me
she's a knockout!Copy !req
327. But first, she sets
the mood perfectlyCopy !req
328. with this New Age music
played over ocean sounds.Copy !req
329. Then she lays you out
on this table,Copy !req
330. and she proceeds
to rub oilCopy !req
331. over your entire body.Copy !req
332. And she rubs long
and deep.Copy !req
333. Jerry, she rubs with love.Copy !req
334. Every muscle
she touches just...Copy !req
335. Every muscle
she touches just...Copy !req
336. oozes...Copy !req
337. beneath those silky,
soft fingers.Copy !req
338. You can scarcely
contain yourself, buddy.Copy !req
339. So you had a good time, huh?Copy !req
340. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
341. Enjoyed yourself?Copy !req
342. Very much.Copy !req
343. All right, now, you listen,
and you listen good!Copy !req
344. What?Copy !req
345. The massages are out!Copy !req
346. What—?
Aah! They're out!Copy !req
347. Why?Copy !req
348. Because if I can't get one,
you're not getting one!Copy !req
349. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
I need my massages.Copy !req
350. Can't you see
I'm burned out?Copy !req
351. I'm sorry, Kramer.Copy !req
352. Why?
Look, I paid for her!Copy !req
353. Don't you ever talk
about her like that!Copy !req
354. Yeah, but why—?Copy !req
355. That's final!Copy !req
356. Aah! Yaah!Copy !req
357. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
358. welcome to Giants Stadium.Copy !req
359. Oh, you have photos
in your wallet?Copy !req
360. Yeah.Copy !req
361. Why, is that weird?Copy !req
362. No. It's normal.Copy !req
363. You're very normal.Copy !req
364. You're totally normal.Copy !req
365. You're totally normal.Copy !req
366. Who's this?Copy !req
367. That's my mother.Copy !req
368. Oh, yeah.
I see the resemblance.Copy !req
369. No, there's
no resemblance.Copy !req
370. Yeah, there is,
right here, you see—Copy !req
371. Elaine, I was adopted.Copy !req
372. Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
373. Oh, the game's
about to start.Copy !req
374. Yeah, I wonder where
your friend Kramer is.Copy !req
375. Uh, yeah,
a ticket for Kramer?Copy !req
376. Here it is.
I need some ID.Copy !req
377. Here it is.
I need some ID.Copy !req
378. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
379. You know,
I forgot my wallet.Copy !req
380. Well, I can't give
it to you, then.Copy !req
381. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
382. I'm afraid not.Copy !req
383. Come on, just look at me, huh?Copy !req
384. Now tell me
I'm not Kramer.Copy !req
385. I'm sorry.
I need proof.Copy !req
386. Look, I'll drive out
here tomorrow,Copy !req
387. and I'll show you
the ID.Copy !req
388. I got nothing
to do all day.Copy !req
389. Neither do I.Copy !req
390. But without ID,
I need confirmationCopy !req
391. But without ID,
I need confirmationCopy !req
392. from the person
who left the ticket.Copy !req
393. Where's a phone?Copy !req
394. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
395. may I have your attention,
please?Copy !req
396. Would Joel Rifkin report
to the stadium office.Copy !req
397. Joel Rifkin, telephone.Copy !req
398. Who would be
calling me here?Copy !req
399. He's not the murderer.Copy !req
400. Oh, God.Copy !req
401. What's the matter
with you?Copy !req
402. Jerry, I need
another massage.Copy !req
403. You just had one yesterday.Copy !req
404. What do you need
another one for?Copy !req
405. Because
of the Giant game!Copy !req
406. I told you,
it went overtime.Copy !req
407. You know those seats.
They're very unforgiving.Copy !req
408. Oh, please.Copy !req
409. And then the game-winning
field goalCopy !req
410. went over the net
and into the crowd,Copy !req
411. and I dove
over three rows!Copy !req
412. My back,
it's killing me!Copy !req
413. My back,
it's killing me!Copy !req
414. It's killing me,
Jerry!Copy !req
415. Well, did you get the ball?Copy !req
416. Oh, I got the ball.Copy !req
417. Well, I never even caught
a foul ball at a baseball game.Copy !req
418. Well, it's quite
a thrill.Copy !req
419. Why don't you get
somebody else?Copy !req
420. Because nobody does it
like she does.Copy !req
421. She's the best.Copy !req
422. That's it.
Tonight's the night!Copy !req
423. I'm getting one!
No ifs, ands or buts.Copy !req
424. What about my massage?Copy !req
425. Ask Newman.Copy !req
426. So I lugged that table,
that big, heavy massage table,Copy !req
427. So I lugged that table,
that big, heavy massage table,Copy !req
428. all the way down
to the cab!Copy !req
429. You ever see one
of those things?Copy !req
430. Of course.Copy !req
431. Well, I don't know.
Maybe you haven't.Copy !req
432. You know, not everybody's
seen a massage table.Copy !req
433. What do you think?
I've never had a massage?Copy !req
434. Anyway, I don't even
get a thank you.Copy !req
435. I don't get it!Copy !req
436. George, frankly,
I'm getting a little tiredCopy !req
437. of hearing about her.Copy !req
438. I wanna know what I did
to this woman?Copy !req
439. What, do you got
a little thing for her?Copy !req
440. No, no! She's going out
with a friend of mine.Copy !req
441. It's only courteous that we
should try and like each other.Copy !req
442. It's only courteous that we
should try and like each other.Copy !req
443. What's the difference? Who cares
if she doesn't like you?Copy !req
444. Does everybody in the world
have to like you?Copy !req
445. Yes! Yes! Everybody
has to like me!Copy !req
446. I must be liked!Copy !req
447. Of course I support
your decisionCopy !req
448. to change your name.Copy !req
449. After the Giant game,Copy !req
450. I realized that this—Copy !req
451. This problem
isn't going away.Copy !req
452. Well, listen,
I just want you to know,Copy !req
453. that I was more than willing to
stick it out with Joel Rifkin.Copy !req
454. that I was more than willing to
stick it out with Joel Rifkin.Copy !req
455. Sure.Copy !req
456. Okay, you got your list?Copy !req
457. Yeah, yeah.
Ten names.Copy !req
458. Right.Copy !req
459. Okay, and if somebody objects,
you can just veto it.Copy !req
460. Okay.
Okay.Copy !req
461. You start.
What's your first choice?Copy !req
462. Stuart.Copy !req
463. No. Second choice.Copy !req
464. S-Stuart's no good?Copy !req
465. I have never met a normal guy
named Stuart.Copy !req
466. Okay. My second
choice is Todd.Copy !req
467. Todd.Copy !req
468. Todd.Copy !req
469. No. Veto.Copy !req
470. All right.Copy !req
471. Oh, hey, I think
you're going to likeCopy !req
472. my third choice.
Oh, great.Copy !req
473. Alex.Copy !req
474. I got to tell you,
I have a bad associationCopy !req
475. with the name Alex.Copy !req
476. Bad association?Copy !req
477. Yeah. In college,
I sat next to an AlexCopy !req
478. in art history.Copy !req
479. And he was always
drinking coffee,Copy !req
480. and after every sip,
he would go, "Ahh!"Copy !req
481. I mean, every two seconds,
"Ahh!"Copy !req
482. I mean, every two seconds,
"Ahh!"Copy !req
483. And he would take,
like, 40 sips,Copy !req
484. and after every one,
"Ahh!"Copy !req
485. I had to drop the class.Copy !req
486. Hey.
Hi.Copy !req
487. I was running late
and I didn't have a chanceCopy !req
488. to drop off my stuff
before I came over.Copy !req
489. Oh, no problem.
That's fine.Copy !req
490. What's with this music?Copy !req
491. Uh, it's New Age music.Copy !req
492. Sounds of the forest.Copy !req
493. I find it soothing.Copy !req
494. Hey, look at this.
What do you know?Copy !req
495. Hey, look at this.
What do you know?Copy !req
496. A massage table.Copy !req
497. This is great.Copy !req
498. What are you doing?Copy !req
499. Just checking it out.Copy !req
500. Look at how
this thing is made.Copy !req
501. Can I tell you
something?Copy !req
502. That's a hell of
a piece of equipment.Copy !req
503. Actually, I should get
a new one.Copy !req
504. Nonsense.Copy !req
505. This one's fine.Copy !req
506. So where do you
want to go?Copy !req
507. Go? Why go anywhere?Copy !req
508. Ahh,
that feels good.Copy !req
509. Yeah, that's, uh...Copy !req
510. Yeah, that's, uh...Copy !req
511. That's good.Copy !req
512. Yeah, that's nice.
That's very nice.Copy !req
513. No. No, this isn't good.Copy !req
514. I can't do this.Copy !req
515. Why? What's wrong?Copy !req
516. I can't.
No. Yes, you can.Copy !req
517. No, I can't.Copy !req
518. Come on. I know it's
something you want to do.Copy !req
519. You know what?Copy !req
520. Mm-hm?Copy !req
521. I should really go talk to her.Copy !req
522. Nothing confrontational.
Just two adults sitting down,Copy !req
523. trying to clear the air.Copy !req
524. I just know, if I could spend
some time alone with her...Copy !req
525. I've got to.
I've got to.Copy !req
526. You're going now?Copy !req
527. Well, I think I can
still catch her.Copy !req
528. All right, George, I have had
just about enough of this.Copy !req
529. What? What are you
talking about?Copy !req
530. I am talking about
you and Jodi.Copy !req
531. You're completely
obsessed with her.Copy !req
532. I know. I know.Copy !req
533. Who is more important
to you, her or me?Copy !req
534. Who is more important
to you, her or me?Copy !req
535. I like you, she doesn't.Copy !req
536. Who you gonna pick?Copy !req
537. I'm sorry, Karen.
I know I care for you,Copy !req
538. but I just can't stand
when someone doesn't like me.Copy !req
539. Well, now I hate you!Copy !req
540. That, I'm used to.Copy !req
541. Ned?Copy !req
542. What is wrong
with Ned?Copy !req
543. No.Copy !req
544. Ned's a guy who buys
irregular underwear.Copy !req
545. Next.Copy !req
546. Ellis.Copy !req
547. Ellis.Copy !req
548. Ellis? You might as well
go with Alex.Copy !req
549. It's the same thing.Copy !req
550. Ellis and Alex
aren't even close.Copy !req
551. Next!
Oh! What's the point?Copy !req
552. No, no, come on!Copy !req
553. Okay, okay.Copy !req
554. Remy.Copy !req
555. Remy Rifkin?
Mm-hm.Copy !req
556. Should I get a beret?Copy !req
557. Oh, Stuart's a lot better.Copy !req
558. Little Stuart RifkinCopy !req
559. Little Stuart RifkinCopy !req
560. likes to go shopping
with his mother.Copy !req
561. What do you mean, no?Copy !req
562. No means no.Copy !req
563. Look, who are you kidding?Copy !req
564. You come up
to my apartmentCopy !req
565. with your table
and your little oils.Copy !req
566. And I'm not supposed
to expect anything?Copy !req
567. You're a massage teaser.Copy !req
568. Listen, I massage who I want
when I want.Copy !req
569. I don't submit
to forcible massage.Copy !req
570. I'm getting out of here.Copy !req
571. Fine, go.Copy !req
572. Jerry, could you excuse us
for a few minutes, please?Copy !req
573. What for?Copy !req
574. We need to talk.Copy !req
575. You need to talk?Copy !req
576. We have nothing
to talk about.Copy !req
577. It's no secret
what's going on between us.Copy !req
578. She doesn't like me.Copy !req
579. Now, Jerry,
if you don't mind.Copy !req
580. George, anything you have
to say to herCopy !req
581. George, anything you have
to say to herCopy !req
582. you can say
in front of me.Copy !req
583. Jerry...Copy !req
584. this woman
hates me so muchCopy !req
585. I'm starting to like her.Copy !req
586. What?Copy !req
587. She just dislikes me
so much...Copy !req
588. it's irresistible.Copy !req
589. I can see that.Copy !req
590. I'm getting out of here.Copy !req
591. Don't call me.
Don't worry.Copy !req
592. A woman that hates me
this muchCopy !req
593. comes along
once in a lifetime.Copy !req
594. You're a lucky guy.Copy !req
595. I got to go after her.Copy !req
596. George.Copy !req
597. I wouldn't push
for the massage.Copy !req
598. Jodi!Copy !req
599. The Swedish are very big
massagers, you know.Copy !req
600. They like the Swedish meatballs,
Swedish massage.Copy !req
601. They like having meat
in their hands, these people.Copy !req
602. For some reason.
But it's weird.Copy !req
603. Because they have
a high suicide rate.Copy !req
604. They're rubbing
each other's necks all the time.Copy !req
605. For a neutral country,
they seem kind of tense.Copy !req
606. I don't really like the idea of
getting a professional massage.Copy !req
607. I don't want people touching me
that don't know meCopy !req
608. and don't want to have
sex with me.Copy !req
609. What are you bothering me for?Copy !req
610. You get me all loosened up,
juices flowing,Copy !req
611. then, "That's it. Okay.
You're done."Copy !req
612. Like having chocolate
rubbed all over your face.Copy !req
613. Like having chocolate
rubbed all over your face.Copy !req
614. You want to go, "Excuse me.
I think you missed a spot."Copy !req