1. Professional tennis. I don't
understand all the shushing.Copy !req
2. Why're they always shushing?
"Shh! Shh!"Copy !req
3. Don't the players know
that we're there?Copy !req
4. Should we duck down
behind the seatCopy !req
5. so they don't see us
watching them?Copy !req
6. To me tennis is basically
just Ping-Pong,Copy !req
7. and the players are standin'
on the table.Copy !req
8. That's all it is.Copy !req
9. And that goofy scoring.Copy !req
10. You win one point,
all of a sudden you're up by 15.Copy !req
11. Two points, 30-love.Copy !req
12. Thirty-love.Copy !req
13. Thirty-love.Copy !req
14. Sounds like
an English call girl.Copy !req
15. "That'll be 30, love.Copy !req
16. "And could you be a little
quieter next time, please?Copy !req
17. Shh!"Copy !req
18. Are these seats unbelievable,
or what?Copy !req
19. Yeah.Copy !req
20. Hey, where's the sunblock?Copy !req
21. Here.Copy !req
22. Twenty-five? You don't
have anything higher?Copy !req
23. What, are you on Mercury?Copy !req
24. I need higher.Copy !req
25. This has PABA in it.
I need PABA-free.Copy !req
26. You got a problem
with PABA?Copy !req
27. Yes, I have a problem
with PABA.Copy !req
28. You don't even know
what PABA is.Copy !req
29. I know enough
to stay away from it.Copy !req
30. I know enough
to stay away from it.Copy !req
31. Thirty-love.Copy !req
32. Going to Todd's party
this weekend?Copy !req
33. I'll go if somebody
else drives. You?Copy !req
34. Gwen really wants to go.Copy !req
35. You're bringin' a date
to a party?Copy !req
36. No good?Copy !req
37. A party's
a bad date situation.Copy !req
38. It doesn't matter
who you're with.Copy !req
39. You could be with
J. Edgar Hoover.Copy !req
40. You don't wanna sit
with him all night.Copy !req
41. You wanna circulate!Copy !req
42. Ah-ah-oh!Copy !req
43. Why'd you pick Hoover?Copy !req
44. Was he that interesting
to talk to?Copy !req
45. Well, I would think,Copy !req
46. with the law enforcement
and the cross-dressing,Copy !req
47. seems like
an interesting guy.Copy !req
48. seems like
an interesting guy.Copy !req
49. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
50. What can I do?
I gotta take her with me.Copy !req
51. Todd introduced us.
I'm obligated.Copy !req
52. That woman is
absolutely stunning.Copy !req
53. Who, the Croat?Copy !req
54. No, not the Croat.
The lineswoman.Copy !req
55. That is the most beautiful
lineswoman I've ever seen.Copy !req
56. Yeah, she's a BL.Copy !req
57. BL?Copy !req
58. Out!Copy !req
59. Beautiful lineswoman.Copy !req
60. All right, listen. I'm gonna
go to the concession standCopy !req
61. and get some real sunblock.Copy !req
62. You want anything?Copy !req
63. Jerry?Copy !req
64. Jerry?Copy !req
65. Jerry?Copy !req
66. You know, I just heard
the Lexington line is out.Copy !req
67. Oh!Copy !req
68. You are kidding me.Copy !req
69. How am I supposed to get
to this meeting?Copy !req
70. Take a car service.
We have an account.Copy !req
71. No, forget it.
I hate those.Copy !req
72. Every time I've taken one,Copy !req
73. the driver will not stop
talking to me.Copy !req
74. No matter how disinterested
I seem,Copy !req
75. he just keeps yakkin' away.Copy !req
76. "Blah, blah, blah,
blah, blah."Copy !req
77. Why does everything always
have a social component?Copy !req
78. You know, see, the stagecoach.Copy !req
79. That would've been
a good situation for meCopy !req
80. 'cause I'm in the coachCopy !req
81. and the driver's
way up there on the stage.Copy !req
82. Well, you're not gonna
get a cab now.Copy !req
83. Four-thirty on
a Friday afternoon?Copy !req
84. Bring a magazine,
keep your head down.Copy !req
85. Yeah, I guess
that could work.Copy !req
86. And that is it. Match
to Miss Natalia Baudone.Copy !req
87. And that is it. Match
to Miss Natalia Baudone.Copy !req
88. Coming up next,
men's singles.Copy !req
89. But for now, let's stop
a minute and take a lookCopy !req
90. at our beautiful
tennis-center backdrop.Copy !req
91. A beautiful but very hot day
Hey!Copy !req
92. here in Flushing Meadows.
There's George!Copy !req
93. Holy cow,
it's a scorcher.Copy !req
94. Boy, I bet you that guy
could cover a lot of court.Copy !req
95. Hey, buddy,
they got a new invention.Copy !req
96. It's called a napkin.Copy !req
97. We'll take a station break
and continue with more action.Copy !req
98. Hee, hee, hee, hee!Copy !req
99. Dag Hammarskjold Plaza, huh?Copy !req
100. Dag Hammarskjold Plaza, huh?Copy !req
101. Pendant, uh, Publishing.Copy !req
102. That's books, right?Copy !req
103. Miss?Copy !req
104. Pardon me?Copy !req
105. Books,
that's what you do?Copy !req
106. Yeah.Copy !req
107. Yeah, I don't
read much, myself.Copy !req
108. Well, you know,
besides the paper.Copy !req
109. Yeah, a lot of people
read to relax.Copy !req
110. Not me.Copy !req
111. You know what I do?Copy !req
112. You know, I'm— I'm havin'
a lot of trouble, um,Copy !req
113. hearing you back here,
so...Copy !req
114. I said, "You know what I do
when I wanna relax?"Copy !req
115. I said, "You know what I do
when I wanna relax?"Copy !req
116. The jumble.Copy !req
117. Hey, do you make
a book of jumbles?Copy !req
118. I'm gonna have to be
honest with you.Copy !req
119. I'm going deaf.Copy !req
120. Going deaf?Copy !req
121. What?Copy !req
122. Oh, I... I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
123. It can be
very frustrating.Copy !req
124. Hey, what about a hearing aid?Copy !req
125. Am I fearing AIDS?Copy !req
126. Oh, yeah, sure! Who isn't?Copy !req
127. But, you know,
you gotta live your life.Copy !req
128. But, you know,
you gotta live your life.Copy !req
129. Eh, no. No, no, no.Copy !req
130. I— I said that...Copy !req
131. Eh, uh...Copy !req
132. Forget it.Copy !req
133. I can't take my eyes
off this lineswoman.Copy !req
134. The woman is
absolutely mesmerizing.Copy !req
135. Boy, you are
really smitten.Copy !req
136. I— I gotta talk to her.Copy !req
137. What do you think?Copy !req
138. Cold? How you gonna do that?Copy !req
139. You're not one of those guys.Copy !req
140. I'm gonna psych myself
into itCopy !req
141. like those people that just
walk across the hot coals.Copy !req
142. like those people that just
walk across the hot coals.Copy !req
143. But they're not
mocked and humiliatedCopy !req
144. when they get
to the other side.Copy !req
145. I have to, I won't be able
to live with myself.Copy !req
146. Wait a minute, Jerry.
There's a bigger issue here.Copy !req
147. If you go through that wall
and become one of those guys,Copy !req
148. I'll be left here on this side.Copy !req
149. Take me with you.Copy !req
150. I can't.Copy !req
151. What're you gonna say?Copy !req
152. I don't know. "Hi"?Copy !req
153. You think you're going to
the other side with "hi"?Copy !req
154. You're not gonna make it.Copy !req
155. You're not gonna make it.Copy !req
156. Base to 92. Come in.Copy !req
157. Yeah, this is 92.Copy !req
158. Yeah, after this, go back
to the city for a 6:00 pickup.Copy !req
159. Rightio.Copy !req
160. 749 Bleeker.
The party's Hanks, Tom Hanks.Copy !req
161. Tom Hanks!Copy !req
162. After me you're
pickin' up Tom Hanks?Copy !req
163. I love him!Copy !req
164. So I guess your hearing
goes in and out, huh?Copy !req
165. Yeah, it— Yes, it d—Copy !req
166. Yeah. Yeah,
you know what I think?Copy !req
167. I think you made
that whole thing up.Copy !req
168. I think you made
that whole thing up.Copy !req
169. No, no. No, no, I—Copy !req
170. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know your type.Copy !req
171. You're too good
to make conversationCopy !req
172. with someone like me.Copy !req
173. Oh, God forbid, you could
discuss the jumbles!Copy !req
174. But to go so far as to
pretend you're almost deaf?Copy !req
175. I mean, that is
truly disgusting, miss.Copy !req
176. And Mr. Tom Hanks...Copy !req
177. may I say, he too would be
disgusted by your behavior.Copy !req
178. Excuse me.Copy !req
179. Excuse me.Copy !req
180. Excuse me.Copy !req
181. Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
182. That's right, ignore me.Copy !req
183. That's real polite.Copy !req
184. Yeah, nobody's even
talkin' to you.Copy !req
185. Oh, you're
a big lineswoman.Copy !req
186. Oh, like that's
some kind of a cool job.Copy !req
187. I know your type. Think you're
too good for everyone.Copy !req
188. But, you know,
it's women like you—Copy !req
189. Oh, well!Copy !req
190. What, are you deaf?Copy !req
191. Bingo!Copy !req
192. And you're saying
she's deaf?Copy !req
193. I'm not sayin' she's deaf.
She's deaf.Copy !req
194. Can't hear a thing.
Can't hear a thing.Copy !req
195. Can't hear a thing.
Can't hear a thing.Copy !req
196. And you're gonna
go out with her.Copy !req
197. Yeah. Isn't
that something?Copy !req
198. Hey.Copy !req
199. Hey.
Hi.Copy !req
200. Yeah, you know,
I know how to sign.
Really?Copy !req
201. Yeah, when I was 8,Copy !req
202. I had a deaf cousin
who lived with us for a year.Copy !req
203. 'Course, you know, I haven't
been able to do it in a while.Copy !req
204. What is this about?Copy !req
205. I met this deaf lineswoman
at the tennis match.Copy !req
206. You are kidding.Copy !req
207. That is amazing!Copy !req
208. I just took a car service
from work.Copy !req
209. And to get the driver
not to talk to me,Copy !req
210. I pretended
I was goin' deaf.Copy !req
211. Wow, good plan.Copy !req
212. Ah, it didn't work.Copy !req
213. Ah, it didn't work.Copy !req
214. He caught me hearing.Copy !req
215. Oh.Copy !req
216. All right, it's terrible,Copy !req
217. but I'm not
a terrible person.Copy !req
218. No. No.
No!Copy !req
219. When I shoo squirrels away,
I always say, "Get out of here."Copy !req
220. I never, ever
throw things at 'em,Copy !req
221. and try to injure 'em
like other people.Copy !req
222. That's nice.
Yeah!Copy !req
223. And when I see freaks
in the street,Copy !req
224. I never, ever stare at 'em.Copy !req
225. And yet I'm careful
not to look away.Copy !req
226. See? 'Cause I wanna make
the freaks feel comfortable.Copy !req
227. That's nice
for the freaks.Copy !req
228. Yeah. And I don't
poof up my hairCopy !req
229. when I go to the movies
so people behind me can see.Copy !req
230. when I go to the movies
so people behind me can see.Copy !req
231. Oh, God, I gotta make it up
to this guy.Copy !req
232. I'm not gonna be able
to live with myself.Copy !req
233. What can I do?Copy !req
234. Why don't you get
him some tickets?Copy !req
235. How 'bout your friend that
works at that ticket agency.Copy !req
236. Yeah, Pete. He can get you
great tickets to something.Copy !req
237. Really?
Like a rock concert.Copy !req
238. Whatever you like.
Oh, great. Thanks, Kramer.Copy !req
239. Yeah. Yeah. You got it.Copy !req
240. Hey, Jerry,
do me a favor.Copy !req
241. The next time you see
that lineswoman,Copy !req
242. ask her how those ball boys
get those jobs.Copy !req
243. I would love to be able
to do that.Copy !req
244. Kramer, I think perhaps
you've overlookedCopy !req
245. one of the key aspects
of this activity.Copy !req
246. It's "ball boys,"Copy !req
247. It's "ball boys,"Copy !req
248. not "ball men."Copy !req
249. There are no ball men.Copy !req
250. Yeah, I think he's right.
I've never seen a ball man.Copy !req
251. Well, there ought to
be ball men.Copy !req
252. All right,
I'll talk to her.Copy !req
253. You wanna be a ball man?Copy !req
254. Go ahead, break
the ball barrier.Copy !req
255. Yeah.
Hey!Copy !req
256. Mmm. Hey, you know what?Copy !req
257. A friend of mine from work
said that she saw GeorgeCopy !req
258. at the tennis match
on TV yesterday.Copy !req
259. Yeah! Yeah, me too!Copy !req
260. He was at the snack bar
eating a hot-fudge sundae.Copy !req
261. He had it
all over his face!Copy !req
262. He's wearin' that chocolate
on his face like a beard.Copy !req
263. He's wearin' that chocolate
on his face like a beard.Copy !req
264. And they got in there
really nice and tight,Copy !req
265. and he's,
"Mmm. Mmmm!"Copy !req
266. I'm sorry, George.Copy !req
267. But...Copy !req
268. I-I don't understand.Copy !req
269. Things were going so great.Copy !req
270. Wha...?Copy !req
271. What happened?
Something must've happened.Copy !req
272. It's not you. It's me.Copy !req
273. You're giving meCopy !req
274. the "it's not you,
it's me" routine?Copy !req
275. I invented
"it's not you, it's me."Copy !req
276. Nobody tells me
it's them, not me.Copy !req
277. Nobody tells me
it's them, not me.Copy !req
278. If it's anybody,
it's me.Copy !req
279. All right.Copy !req
280. George, it's you.Copy !req
281. You're damn right
it's me!Copy !req
282. Look, I was just
trying to—Copy !req
283. I know what you
were trying to do.Copy !req
284. Nobody does it
better than me.Copy !req
285. I'm sure you do it
very well.Copy !req
286. Yes, well, unfortunately,Copy !req
287. you'll never get the chance
to find out.Copy !req
288. But I thought things
were going great.Copy !req
289. Yeah, so did I.Copy !req
290. Did she say why?Copy !req
291. No.Copy !req
292. She tried to give meCopy !req
293. the "it's not you,
it's me" routine.Copy !req
294. the "it's not you,
it's me" routine.Copy !req
295. But that's your routine.Copy !req
296. Yeah!Copy !req
297. Well... apparently
word's out.Copy !req
298. Hey.Copy !req
299. Hey! Georgie.
I saw you on TV yesterday.Copy !req
300. Really? At the tennis match?Copy !req
301. You were at the snack bar,
eatin' a hot-fudge sundae.Copy !req
302. Ha, ha! Get outta here!Copy !req
303. I didn't see any cameras there.Copy !req
304. Oh, the camera was,
whoom, there.Copy !req
305. And the announcers, they made
a couple of cracks about ya.Copy !req
306. Cracks?Copy !req
307. What were they saying?Copy !req
308. That you had ice cream
all over your face.Copy !req
309. They were talking about
how funny you looked.Copy !req
310. Oh, my God.Copy !req
311. Maybe Gwen saw it.
Maybe that's what did it.Copy !req
312. Well, I tell ya,
it wasn't a pretty sight.Copy !req
313. She must've seen me
eating it on TV!Copy !req
314. So she sees you with hot fudge
on your face, and she ends it?Copy !req
315. Do you really think
she's that superficial?Copy !req
316. Why not? I would be.Copy !req
317. Hello?Copy !req
318. Hello?Copy !req
319. Oh, hi, Dad.Copy !req
320. You saw him?Copy !req
321. Really? With the ice cream?Copy !req
322. All right,
I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
323. What—?
Bye.Copy !req
324. What, your parents saw me on TV?
Yeah.Copy !req
325. This is a nightmare!
Kramer, how long was I on?Copy !req
326. It felt like...
eight seconds.Copy !req
327. One 1000, two 1000,Copy !req
328. three 1000—Copy !req
329. I heard you really
inhaled that thing.Copy !req
330. Did anyone tape it?Copy !req
331. Can we move on?Copy !req
332. What?Copy !req
333. He thinks Gwen
broke up with himCopy !req
334. because she saw him
eatin' the ice cream on TV.Copy !req
335. Ohhh, come on.Copy !req
336. If she's that superficial,
you don't want her.Copy !req
337. If she's that superficial,
you don't want her.Copy !req
338. Yes, I do.Copy !req
339. So I guess you're not going
to Todd's party on Friday.Copy !req
340. Well, I can't now.
Gwen's gonna be there!Copy !req
341. Well, she should be the one
that shouldn't go.Copy !req
342. Well, if a couple breaks upCopy !req
343. and they had plans to go
to a neutral place,Copy !req
344. who withdraws?
What's the etiquette?Copy !req
345. Excellent
question.Copy !req
346. I mean, I think
she should withdraw.Copy !req
347. She's the breaker,
he's the breakee.Copy !req
348. He needs to get on
with his life.Copy !req
349. I beg to differ.
Really?Copy !req
350. He's the loser.Copy !req
351. Ahhh.Copy !req
352. Ahhh.Copy !req
353. She's the victor.
Ah-ha.Copy !req
354. To the victor belong the spoils.
Mmm.Copy !req
355. Well, I don't care.
I don't wanna go anyway.Copy !req
356. I don't wanna fight
that traffic on Friday night.Copy !req
357. Well, we can take
the car service from my office.Copy !req
358. Really?
Yeah. They don't know.Copy !req
359. All right, I'll see ya later.
Okay.Copy !req
360. Hey, Georgie.
Yeah.Copy !req
361. "To the victor go the spoils."Copy !req
362. What're you gonna do tonight?Copy !req
363. I got a date with
Laura the lineswoman.Copy !req
364. I got a date with
Laura the lineswoman.Copy !req
365. Oh.Copy !req
366. Why?Copy !req
367. What're you doin'?Copy !req
368. Oh, I was just gonna
wander the streets.Copy !req
369. I don't wanna...Copy !req
370. tag along with you
or anything.Copy !req
371. Oh. Um...Copy !req
372. You wanted to
come with us?Copy !req
373. Psh. Jerry, please.Copy !req
374. It's very nice, but, uh...Copy !req
375. where would we be going?Copy !req
376. So I've got ice cream
all over my face.Copy !req
377. So I've got ice cream
all over my face.Copy !req
378. There were
no napkins there.Copy !req
379. Whoever is responsible for
stocking that concession standCopy !req
380. cost me a relationship.Copy !req
381. They never have napkins there.Copy !req
382. Let's get the check.Copy !req
383. Is this, uh,
considered signing?Copy !req
384. Do you do this when you
ask for the check? Really?Copy !req
385. I know a sign!
That's my first sign!Copy !req
386. Uh-oh.Copy !req
387. That couple is breaking up.Copy !req
388. They're breaking up?Copy !req
389. How do you know?Copy !req
390. She reads lips.Copy !req
391. What are they saying now?Copy !req
392. "It's not you,Copy !req
393. it's me."Copy !req
394. Oh, my God.Copy !req
395. I— I just had
a great idea.Copy !req
396. She could come
to the party tomorrowCopy !req
397. and read Gwen's lips
for me.Copy !req
398. What?Copy !req
399. We bring her
to the party,Copy !req
400. and she tells me
what Gwen is saying about me.Copy !req
401. She's not a novelty act,
George,Copy !req
402. where you hire her out
for weddings and bar mitzvahs.Copy !req
403. Look, it's a skill,
just like juggling.Copy !req
404. She probably enjoys
showing it off.Copy !req
405. I don't know,
George.Copy !req
406. I'm not sure
about this.Copy !req
407. Would you ask her?
Just ask her.Copy !req
408. Would you ask her?
Just ask her.Copy !req
409. If she says no,
case closed.Copy !req
410. All right.Copy !req
411. Uh, Laura...Copy !req
412. George
was wondering—Copy !req
413. Sure. I'll do it.Copy !req
414. So I really had
a good time.Copy !req
415. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
416. So you wanna go
to the party on Friday night?Copy !req
417. Yeah.Copy !req
418. All right. We're taking
a car service.Copy !req
419. Okay.
So we'll swing by
and pick you up.Copy !req
420. How about 6?Copy !req
421. Six is good.Copy !req
422. You got a problem with 6?Copy !req
423. What?Copy !req
424. What?Copy !req
425. Okay, listen up, people.Copy !req
426. There are plenty of you here,Copy !req
427. but we've only got
two spots to fill.Copy !req
428. So good luck.Copy !req
429. Hey, pops...Copy !req
430. isn't there a better way
to spend your twilight years?Copy !req
431. Well, I may be old...Copy !req
432. but I'm spry.Copy !req
433. The tryout lasts
three and a half to four hours.Copy !req
434. Are you up for it?Copy !req
435. Oh, I'll be up for it, punk.Copy !req
436. Yee-ee!Copy !req
437. See, I was sayin' "six,"Copy !req
438. but she thought
I was sayin' "sex."Copy !req
439. We straightened
the whole thing out, though.Copy !req
440. She confused "six" with "sex"?
Yeah.Copy !req
441. Well, if she can't
tell "six" from "sex,"Copy !req
442. how's she gonna lip read
from across the room?Copy !req
443. Well, "six" and "sex"
are close.Copy !req
444. It's two completely
different sounds.Copy !req
445. "Ih" and "eh."Copy !req
446. "Ih" and "eh."Copy !req
447. Ah.Copy !req
448. It seems like a problem.Copy !req
449. Well, I'm not dating
any other deaf women.Copy !req
450. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
451. Guess who's gonna be
the new ball man for the finals?Copy !req
452. You're kidding!
Ah!
Yeah.Copy !req
453. Yeah, they said
they never sawCopy !req
454. anybody go after balls
with such gusto.Copy !req
455. Ooh, when is that
car service coming?Copy !req
456. In five minutes.
Gonna pick us up.Copy !req
457. Then we pick up Elaine.
Laura's gonna meet us there.Copy !req
458. If this lip-reading thing
works tonight,Copy !req
459. do you know how incredible
this is gonna be?Copy !req
460. It's like having Superman
for your friend.Copy !req
461. I know.
It's like x-ray vision.Copy !req
462. If we could just
harness this powerCopy !req
463. If we could just
harness this powerCopy !req
464. and use it for
our own personal gain,Copy !req
465. there'd be
no stopping us.Copy !req
466. Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey!Copy !req
467. I hear you got some lip reader
working for you.Copy !req
468. Let me use her for one day!
Just one day!Copy !req
469. Can't do it, Newman!
B-but, Jerry, we got—Copy !req
470. We got this new supervisor down
at the post office.Copy !req
471. He's workin'
behind this glass.Copy !req
472. I know
they're talkin' about me.Copy !req
473. They're gonna transfer me.
I know it!Copy !req
474. Two hours. Gimme two hours.Copy !req
475. It's not gonna happen!Copy !req
476. All right.Copy !req
477. All right.Copy !req
478. All right,
you go ahead!Copy !req
479. You go ahead,
you keep it secret.Copy !req
480. But you remember this:Copy !req
481. When you control the mail,
you control...Copy !req
482. When you control the mail,
you control...Copy !req
483. information.Copy !req
484. Ha!Copy !req
485. Uh, just pull over
right by that stop sign.Copy !req
486. Pardon me, sir?Copy !req
487. I said, pull over
by the stop sign.Copy !req
488. Oh, sorry.
You'll have to forgive me.Copy !req
489. I can't hear a damn thing.Copy !req
490. Went to a rock concert
last night at the Garden.Copy !req
491. My seats were right up
against the speaker.Copy !req
492. It's a heavy metal group...Copy !req
493. Metalli-something.Copy !req
494. Ca.Copy !req
495. Huh?
What?Copy !req
496. Ca.
Ah.Copy !req
497. My ears are still ringin'.Copy !req
498. My ears are still ringin'.Copy !req
499. Some woman's idea of a joke.Copy !req
500. Ha, ha.Copy !req
501. Hey.
Hi.Copy !req
502. Get out. Get out!
We'll never get there.Copy !req
503. Go on!
Okay.Copy !req
504. Hey!
Huh?Copy !req
505. Shut the door.Copy !req
506. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
507. You know, the whole idea
of the car serviceCopy !req
508. was so I wouldn't have to fight
the traffic on Friday night.Copy !req
509. I know, I'm late.Copy !req
510. But hey, now I know
two signs:Copy !req
511. "check" and "late."Copy !req
512. Hey, this is my friend
you helped become
the first ball man.Copy !req
513. Ah.
Congratulations.Copy !req
514. Uh, ah. Ah.Copy !req
515. Hm?Copy !req
516. She doesn't know what
she's talking about.Copy !req
517. Guys!
You made it.Copy !req
518. Hey.Copy !req
519. Hey, buddy.
Hey, Todd.Copy !req
520. Sorry to hear about Gwen.Copy !req
521. What? Why, did she say
something to youCopy !req
522. What? Why, did she say
something to youCopy !req
523. about why she broke up
with me?Copy !req
524. Oh, uh, no.Copy !req
525. Tonight will be
the first chanceCopy !req
526. I've had to talk to her.Copy !req
527. Really. Heh.Copy !req
528. Look, George...Copy !req
529. I'm friends with
both of you,Copy !req
530. but I can't betray
her confidenceCopy !req
531. by telling you
anything.Copy !req
532. I wouldn't
hear of it, Todd.Copy !req
533. It's none of my business.Copy !req
534. But you should try and find out
everything you possibly can.Copy !req
535. In fact, I'll even stayCopy !req
536. all the way over on
the other side of the roomCopy !req
537. just so there's no chance
of me overhearing anything.Copy !req
538. You are so centered.Copy !req
539. Hey...Copy !req
540. I've grown up.Copy !req
541. Oh, my God. There she is.
Go ahead. Go ahead.Copy !req
542. Go. Heh.Copy !req
543. Let's go, let's go!Copy !req
544. What?
Huh?
Let's go!Copy !req
545. Wh-what're
they saying?Copy !req
546. "Hi, Gwen."Hi, Tide."
High tide?Copy !req
547. "Hi, Todd."Copy !req
548. "You got something
between your teeth."Copy !req
549. Where?
No, that's what he said.Copy !req
550. "That's interesting.Copy !req
551. "That's interesting.Copy !req
552. "I love carrots,
but I hate carrot soup.Copy !req
553. And I hate peas,
but I love pea soup."Copy !req
554. So do I, huh?Copy !req
555. This is so wild.Copy !req
556. Can I borrow her for a few hours
tomorrow afternoon?Copy !req
557. No. If I lend her to you,
I have to lend her to everybody.Copy !req
558. I don't envy you,
Todd.Copy !req
559. This place is gonna
be a mess.Copy !req
560. Well, maybe you can stick around
after everybody leaves,Copy !req
561. and we can sweep together.Copy !req
562. "Why don't
you stick around,Copy !req
563. and we can
sleep together?"Copy !req
564. What?Copy !req
565. "You want me to
sleep with you?"Copy !req
566. I don't wanna sweep alone.Copy !req
567. He says, "I don't
wanna sleep alone."Copy !req
568. And she says...Copy !req
569. Oh, boy.Copy !req
570. Oh, boy.Copy !req
571. "Love to."Copy !req
572. All right, that's it!Copy !req
573. So you get rid of me,Copy !req
574. and now the two of you
are gonna sleep together?Copy !req
575. What?
You're crazy!Copy !req
576. "What? You're crazy!"Copy !req
577. I heard
your whole conversation.Copy !req
578. How?Copy !req
579. "How?"Copy !req
580. I can read lips!Copy !req
581. You said,
"Let's sleep together."Copy !req
582. No, I didn't. I said "sweep."
Let's sweep together.Copy !req
583. You know like with a broom.
Cleaning up!Copy !req
584. Sweep?Copy !req
585. Yes. Sweep.Copy !req
586. Cut it.Copy !req
587. George says, "Cut it."
Cut it!Copy !req
588. George is saying—
Cut it.Copy !req
589. George is saying—
Cut it.Copy !req
590. Would you stop signing?Copy !req
591. What?Copy !req
592. They said "sweep together,"
you idiots,Copy !req
593. not "sleep together"!Copy !req
594. Look, I know
how to sign.Copy !req
595. Ah! My eye! My eye!Copy !req
596. This is really amazing,Copy !req
597. getting to see Monica Seles
play in the finals.Copy !req
598. I know, and in the first
tournament of her comeback.Copy !req
599. Thus ends the great
ball-man experiment.Copy !req
600. You with
the tennis center?Copy !req
601. Yeah.Copy !req
602. Hey, how about that ball man
injuring Monica Seles?Copy !req
603. Wasn't that something?Copy !req
604. Wasn't that something?Copy !req
605. I'm deaf.Copy !req
606. Oh.Copy !req
607. I've always been a big fan
of the little check move.Copy !req
608. You know...Copy !req
609. Can I get the check?Copy !req
610. Check.Copy !req
611. Unless the waiter's
not too sharp,Copy !req
612. they gotta total it up.Copy !req
613. The check, I want the check.Copy !req
614. Sometimes they come over,Copy !req
615. "Do you want the check?"
"No, I wanna be pen pals.Copy !req
616. "Can't you see
what I'm doing here?Copy !req
617. I'm trying to be cool
and impress people."Copy !req
618. [♪]Copy !req