1. It seems pretty hard to justify,
at this point in human history,Copy !req
2. the existence of men
and their handkerchiefs.Copy !req
3. I mean, they open it up,
blow their nose in it,Copy !req
4. then put it in their pocket
with their other valuables.Copy !req
5. Wallet, keys, mucous.
Yep, got everything.Copy !req
6. Is it because men
can't give birth?Copy !req
7. Are they just proud of anything
that comes out of us?Copy !req
8. We'll actually have
a monogram sewn onto it.Copy !req
9. What is the source
of pride here?Copy !req
10. We like to have it
sticking up out of our breast
pocket of our jacket.Copy !req
11. We like to have it
sticking up out of our breast
pocket of our jacket.Copy !req
12. I have a snot rag.Copy !req
13. To your promotion.Copy !req
14. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
15. Mm. Mm.Copy !req
16. Oh, thank you,
Mr. Lippman.Copy !req
17. I can't tell you
how much I appreciate this.Copy !req
18. I mean, of course,
I deserve it.Copy !req
19. Well, you're really
on your way now.Copy !req
20. You really ought to do
something about that cold.Copy !req
21. You really ought to do
something about that cold.Copy !req
22. You got a raise?Copy !req
23. I don't fool around,
baby.Copy !req
24. I thought you said Pendant
was in financial trouble.Copy !req
25. They were, but they're being
absorbed by Matsushimi,Copy !req
26. that big Japanese
conglomerate.Copy !req
27. Wow, when did
that happen?Copy !req
28. They're signing
papers next week.Copy !req
29. Will they be publishing
Kramer's coffee-table book?Copy !req
30. Yeah, they'll definitely
do it now.Copy !req
31. You're on quite a streak:
job promotion,Copy !req
32. plus you're back
with Jake Jarmel.Copy !req
33. Yeah, it's
getting serious.Copy !req
34. We're talking about
moving in together.Copy !req
35. Boy, you've really
got it all.Copy !req
36. I'm sure Helen Gurley Brown
would be very proud of you.Copy !req
37. I'm sure Helen Gurley Brown
would be very proud of you.Copy !req
38. Speaking of
having it all.Copy !req
39. Where were you?Copy !req
40. I went to the beach.Copy !req
41. Ohh! The beach.Copy !req
42. Ohh.Copy !req
43. It's not working, Jerry.Copy !req
44. It's just not working.Copy !req
45. What is it
that isn't working?Copy !req
46. Why did it all turn out
like this for me?Copy !req
47. I had so much
promise.Copy !req
48. I was personable.Copy !req
49. I was bright.Copy !req
50. Oh, maybe not academically
speaking, but...Copy !req
51. I was perceptive.Copy !req
52. I always know when someone's
uncomfortable at a party.Copy !req
53. Got a napkin over there?Copy !req
54. It all became very clear,
sitting out there today.Copy !req
55. Every decision I've ever made in
my entire life has been wrong.Copy !req
56. My life is the complete opposite
of everything I want it to be.Copy !req
57. Every instinct I have
in every aspect of life,Copy !req
58. be it something to wear,Copy !req
59. something to eat,Copy !req
60. it's all been wrong.Copy !req
61. Every one.Copy !req
62. Tuna on toast, coleslaw,
cup of coffee.Copy !req
63. Tuna on toast, coleslaw,
cup of coffee.Copy !req
64. Yeah.Copy !req
65. No, no.
No, wait a minute.Copy !req
66. I always have
tuna on toast.Copy !req
67. Nothing's ever worked out
for me with tuna on toast.Copy !req
68. I want the complete opposite
of tuna on toast.Copy !req
69. Chicken salad,Copy !req
70. on rye,Copy !req
71. untoasted,Copy !req
72. with a side
of potato salad,Copy !req
73. and a cup of tea!Copy !req
74. Well, there's no telling
what can happen from this.Copy !req
75. You know, chicken salad's
not the opposite of tuna.Copy !req
76. Salmon's the opposite
of tuna,Copy !req
77. Salmon's the opposite
of tuna,Copy !req
78. 'cause salmon swim
against the current,Copy !req
79. and the tuna
swim with it.Copy !req
80. Good for the tuna.Copy !req
81. Uh, George.Copy !req
82. You know, that woman
just looked at you.Copy !req
83. So, what?Copy !req
84. What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
85. Go talk to her.Copy !req
86. Elaine, bald men
with no jobs and no moneyCopy !req
87. who live with
their parentsCopy !req
88. don't approach
strange women.Copy !req
89. Well, here's your chance
to try the opposite.Copy !req
90. Well, here's your chance
to try the opposite.Copy !req
91. Instead of tuna salad
and being intimidated by women,Copy !req
92. chicken salad and
going right up to them.Copy !req
93. Yeah, I should do
the opposite. I should.Copy !req
94. If every instinct
you have is wrong,Copy !req
95. then the opposite
would have to be right.Copy !req
96. Yes.Copy !req
97. I will do the opposite.Copy !req
98. I used to sit here
and do nothingCopy !req
99. and regret it
for the rest of the day.Copy !req
100. Now I will do the opposite
and I will do something.Copy !req
101. Excuse me.Copy !req
102. Ah, I couldn't
help but noticeCopy !req
103. you were looking
in my direction.Copy !req
104. Oh, yes, I was.Copy !req
105. You just ordered the same
exact lunch as me.Copy !req
106. My name is George.Copy !req
107. I'm unemployed
and I live with my parents.Copy !req
108. I'm Victoria. Hi.Copy !req
109. Are you kidding?Copy !req
110. Are you kidding?Copy !req
111. They can't cancel
that show on me now.Copy !req
112. It's too late for me to book
anything else for that weekend.Copy !req
113. All right, all right.Copy !req
114. Okay, bye.Copy !req
115. Hey.Copy !req
116. Buddy, it's
all happening.Copy !req
117. What's happening?Copy !req
118. The coffee table book.Copy !req
119. It's a go!Copy !req
120. Oh yeah, heard
all about it.Copy !req
121. You know what this means?Copy !req
122. I'm starting
the book tour.Copy !req
123. First stop,
Regis and Kathie Lee.Copy !req
124. You're going on
Regis and Kathie Lee?Copy !req
125. Oh, you better believe it.Copy !req
126. I'll loan you
my puffy shirt.Copy !req
127. I'll loan you
my puffy shirt.Copy !req
128. No, no, no.Copy !req
129. What're you gonna
talk about?Copy !req
130. Coffee tables.Copy !req
131. Hello?Copy !req
132. What?Copy !req
133. Sure. I'll do it.Copy !req
134. I just had something canceled
the same weekend.Copy !req
135. Okay. Great. Bye.Copy !req
136. You know,
life is amazing.Copy !req
137. I just lost a job,Copy !req
138. and five minutes later
get another job,Copy !req
139. same weekend,
same money.Copy !req
140. You know who you are?Copy !req
141. Even Steven.Copy !req
142. Are you growing a beard?Copy !req
143. Are you growing a beard?Copy !req
144. Why shave every day?Copy !req
145. Just grows
right back.Copy !req
146. I guess.Copy !req
147. I'm afraid I'm
just not interestedCopy !req
148. in how I present myself.Copy !req
149. If those kind of
superficialitiesCopy !req
150. are important to you, this
probably isn't going to work.Copy !req
151. Hey, watch it!
They cut you off!
Did you see that?Copy !req
152. Take it easy.
Take it easy.Copy !req
153. It's not the end
of the world.Copy !req
154. Hey, baby, how about
a little tongue action, huh?Copy !req
155. Hey, baby, how about
a little tongue action, huh?Copy !req
156. Stick your tongue
down his throat!Copy !req
157. What are we gonna do?
Should we just move?Copy !req
158. It won't be necessary.Copy !req
159. Shut your traps,Copy !req
160. and stop kicking
our seats!Copy !req
161. We're trying
to watch the movie!Copy !req
162. And If I have to tell you again,
we'll take it outside,Copy !req
163. and I'll show you
what it's like!Copy !req
164. You understand me?Copy !req
165. Now shut your mouths,
or I'll shut them for you.Copy !req
166. If you think I'm kidding,
just try me.Copy !req
167. Try me.Copy !req
168. Try me.Copy !req
169. Because I would love it!Copy !req
170. Are you sure
you don't want to come up?Copy !req
171. It's only 9:30.Copy !req
172. I don't think
we should.Copy !req
173. We really don't know
each other very well.Copy !req
174. Who are you,
George Costanza?Copy !req
175. I'm the opposite of every
guy you've ever met.Copy !req
176. Excuse me.
Is your name Elaine?Copy !req
177. Yes.Copy !req
178. Were you supposed
to meet Jake Jarmel?Copy !req
179. Yeah.Copy !req
180. He's been
in an accident.Copy !req
181. An accident?
What happened?Copy !req
182. He got sideswiped
by a cab,Copy !req
183. but he's all right.Copy !req
184. He's in St. Vincent
hospital, room 907.Copy !req
185. Oh.Copy !req
186. Okay, thank you.Copy !req
187. Could I have
a box of Jujyfruits?Copy !req
188. Here you go.Copy !req
189. So, the light was
clearly green.Copy !req
190. I started walking,
he skidded,Copy !req
191. and he went right
into my hip.Copy !req
192. Oh.Copy !req
193. That is so terrible.Copy !req
194. It's so terrible,
Jake.Copy !req
195. I mean, how can people
be so stupid?Copy !req
196. It's just sickening.Copy !req
197. Want one?Copy !req
198. No, thanks.Copy !req
199. So, when do you think
you'll get out of here?Copy !req
200. Where did you
get those?Copy !req
201. At the movies.Copy !req
202. Didn't the manager give you the
message before you went in?Copy !req
203. Didn't the manager give you the
message before you went in?Copy !req
204. Yeah, he did.Copy !req
205. Then when did you
get those?Copy !req
206. Right after th—Copy !req
207. that.Copy !req
208. So, you heard that I was
in a car accidentCopy !req
209. and then decided to stop
off for some Jujyfruit?Copy !req
210. Well...Copy !req
211. the counterCopy !req
212. was right there.Copy !req
213. And—Copy !req
214. I would think
under the circumstances,Copy !req
215. you would've run
out of the building.Copy !req
216. Apparently it didn't
have any effect on you.Copy !req
217. No, no. It did.Copy !req
218. If you got
into a car accident,Copy !req
219. If you got
into a car accident,Copy !req
220. I can guarantee you,
I wouldn't stop for Jujyfruits!Copy !req
221. But, Jake—Copy !req
222. I would like to be
alone now, please.Copy !req
223. But, Jake, I didn—Copy !req
224. Good night!Copy !req
225. Ah, what do you say
we call it a night?Copy !req
226. Good idea.
I'm kinda tired.Copy !req
227. How'd you do?
Won 50.Copy !req
228. Lost 72.
Won 37.Copy !req
229. Lost 15.Copy !req
230. Broke even.Copy !req
231. Can I bring out
our next guest now?Copy !req
232. Please.Copy !req
233. Young guy, has a new book,
and this is the best part.Copy !req
234. Young guy, has a new book,
and this is the best part.Copy !req
235. I love this.Copy !req
236. It's a coffee table book
about coffee tables.Copy !req
237. Is that clever?Copy !req
238. I think that
is so clever.Copy !req
239. I think so, too.Copy !req
240. Did you meet him
backstage?Copy !req
241. I did.Copy !req
242. He looks like
a fun guy.Copy !req
243. I love his hair.Copy !req
244. Oh, I do too.Copy !req
245. This guy could be
a little "bonkos," really.Copy !req
246. Anyway, if you will...
We're used to that.Copy !req
247. would you
please welcome Kramer.Copy !req
248. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
249. Look, Kramer's here.Copy !req
250. Oh, hi.Copy !req
251. Oh, hi.Copy !req
252. Hello.Copy !req
253. Ohh.Copy !req
254. I don't know.
It's the hair or something.Copy !req
255. Oh, my gosh.
Yes.Copy !req
256. Kramer.Copy !req
257. So, a coffee table book
about coffee tables.Copy !req
258. Where'd you come up
with this idea?Copy !req
259. Well,
I'll tell you, Regis.Copy !req
260. Actually, this is
a true story.Copy !req
261. I was skiing
at the time.Copy !req
262. You when I'm skiing, Kramer,
I'm trying not to kill myself.Copy !req
263. You're writing books!Copy !req
264. Well, now, you kids,
don't go out and try that.Copy !req
265. Well, now, you kids,
don't go out and try that.Copy !req
266. You stay in school.Copy !req
267. Have you always been
interested in coffee tables?Copy !req
268. Because, really,
I love coffee tablesCopy !req
269. and I thought I was
the only one.Copy !req
270. See, the beauty
of my book isCopy !req
271. if you don't have
a coffee table,Copy !req
272. it turns into
a coffee table.Copy !req
273. Is that fabulous?Copy !req
274. Look at this!Copy !req
275. Is that fabulous?Copy !req
276. Fabulous!Copy !req
277. I want one of those.Copy !req
278. I want one of those.Copy !req
279. Did I tell you
this guy was bonkos?Copy !req
280. This coffee table
is full of picturesCopy !req
281. of celebrities'
coffee tables.Copy !req
282. That's true.
That's right.Copy !req
283. Well, I'm not in there.
Where's mine?Copy !req
284. Oh, it's on file
right here.Copy !req
285. I'm telling you,
this guy's bonkos.Copy !req
286. He really is.Copy !req
287. But he's adorable.Copy !req
288. He's a nice-looking guy.Copy !req
289. Pwah!Copy !req
290. All over my
Kathie Lee Casuals!Copy !req
291. We'll be right back
in a moment.Copy !req
292. So it's over?Copy !req
293. Yeah.Copy !req
294. It got pretty nasty.Copy !req
295. And what did you
go back for? Jujyfruit?Copy !req
296. It's not like I went
across the street.Copy !req
297. I bought the Jujyfruit
and got in a cab.Copy !req
298. Why didn't you eat it
in the cab?Copy !req
299. Because I got popcorn, too.
I ate that first.Copy !req
300. What is all this?Copy !req
301. Oh, I played cards
last night.Copy !req
302. Oh, yeah?
How'd you do?Copy !req
303. Broke even.Copy !req
304. You always
break even.Copy !req
305. Yeah, I know.
Like yesterday I lost a job,Copy !req
306. and then got another one.Copy !req
307. And then I missed a TV show,
and later on, they reran it.Copy !req
308. And then I missed a TV show,
and later on, they reran it.Copy !req
309. Today I missed a train, went
outside and caught a bus.Copy !req
310. It never fails.
I always even out.Copy !req
311. Give me 20 bucks.Copy !req
312. What for?Copy !req
313. Just give me 20 bucks.Copy !req
314. What the hell was that?Copy !req
315. Let's see if you get
the 20 bucks back.Copy !req
316. You know, you could've thrown
a pencil out the windowCopy !req
317. You know, you could've thrown
a pencil out the windowCopy !req
318. and seen
if that comes back.Copy !req
319. You know, things were
going so good for me.Copy !req
320. You know, I got
the job promotion.Copy !req
321. We were talking about
moving in together.Copy !req
322. Maybe next time
someone's in a car accident,Copy !req
323. you won't stop off
for candy first.Copy !req
324. Hey, I just found $20!Copy !req
325. I tell you this, something
is happening in my life.Copy !req
326. I did this opposite
thing last night.Copy !req
327. Up was down, black
was white, good was—Copy !req
328. Bad?Copy !req
329. Day was—
Night.Copy !req
330. Yes!Copy !req
331. Yes!Copy !req
332. So you did the
opposite of everything.Copy !req
333. Yes! And listen to this.Copy !req
334. Listen to this!Copy !req
335. Her uncle works
for the YankeesCopy !req
336. and is gonna get me
a job interview.Copy !req
337. A front office
kind of thing.Copy !req
338. Assistant to
the traveling secretary.Copy !req
339. A job with
the New York Yankees!Copy !req
340. This has been the dream
of my life.Copy !req
341. Ever since I was a child.Copy !req
342. And it's all happening
because I'm completely ignoringCopy !req
343. every urge towards common
sense and good judgmentCopy !req
344. I've ever had.Copy !req
345. This is no longer
just some crazy notion.Copy !req
346. Elaine, Jerry...Copy !req
347. This is my religion.Copy !req
348. This is my religion.Copy !req
349. Well, I guess your messiah
would be the antichrist.Copy !req
350. That's funny!Copy !req
351. Come on! Let's go.Copy !req
352. Elaine...Copy !req
353. look, a 20!Copy !req
354. Oh, my God.Copy !req
355. Hey, boss.Copy !req
356. Kramer, come in.Copy !req
357. How you doing there,
big guy?Copy !req
358. Hey.Copy !req
359. Yeah. Have a seat.Copy !req
360. Alrighty.Copy !req
361. You got yourself
a cold?Copy !req
362. Aah!Copy !req
363. Well, that's
quite a honk.Copy !req
364. Thank you.Copy !req
365. Get yourself
some vitamin CCopy !req
366. with rose hips
and bioflavonoids.Copy !req
367. The reason I asked you in
here is I caught your appearanceCopy !req
368. The reason I asked you in
here is I caught your appearanceCopy !req
369. on Regis and Kathie Lee
the other day.Copy !req
370. It was pretty good, huh?Copy !req
371. And, anyway,Copy !req
372. the thinking here
is that it would be bestCopy !req
373. if you didn't do
any more of these shows.Copy !req
374. Because of
the coffee thing?Copy !req
375. Kramer, I'm sorry.Copy !req
376. What about Sonya Live?Copy !req
377. You're not canceling
Sonya Live!Copy !req
378. She's a doctor.
I got a thing for her.Copy !req
379. Why don't you
tell me aboutCopy !req
380. some of your previous
work experience?Copy !req
381. Alrighty.Copy !req
382. Uh, my last job
was in publishing.Copy !req
383. I got fired for having sex
in my officeCopy !req
384. with the cleaning woman.Copy !req
385. Go on.Copy !req
386. Well, before that,Copy !req
387. I was in real estate.Copy !req
388. I quit because my boss
wouldn't let me useCopy !req
389. his private bathroom.
That was it.Copy !req
390. Do you talk
to everybody like this?Copy !req
391. Of course.Copy !req
392. My niece told me
you were different.Copy !req
393. My niece told me
you were different.Copy !req
394. I am different, yeah.Copy !req
395. I gotta tell you,Copy !req
396. you are
the complete oppositeCopy !req
397. of every applicant
we've seen.Copy !req
398. Uh, Mr. Steinbrenner, sir.Copy !req
399. There's someone here
I'd like you to meet.Copy !req
400. This is Mr. Costanza.
He's one of the applicants.Copy !req
401. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
402. Well, I wish
I could say the same,Copy !req
403. but I must say,
with all due respect,Copy !req
404. I find it very hard
to see the logicCopy !req
405. behind some of the moves
you have madeCopy !req
406. with this fine organization.Copy !req
407. In the past 20 years,Copy !req
408. In the past 20 years,Copy !req
409. you have caused myself
and the city of New YorkCopy !req
410. a good deal of distress,Copy !req
411. as we have watched you
take our beloved YankeesCopy !req
412. and reduce them
to a laughingstock,Copy !req
413. all for
the glorificationCopy !req
414. of your massive ego!Copy !req
415. Hire this man.Copy !req
416. Tina Robbins is here
to see you.Copy !req
417. Who's that?Copy !req
418. My ex-roommate. She moved
out four years ago.Copy !req
419. I've been subletting
my apartment from her.Copy !req
420. See ya.
YeahCopy !req
421. See ya.
YeahCopy !req
422. Hey.Copy !req
423. Please.Copy !req
424. Hi, Tina.Copy !req
425. Hi, Elaine.Copy !req
426. So, I haven't
seen you in a while.Copy !req
427. Elaine, we have
a problem.Copy !req
428. Well, what is it?Copy !req
429. You're getting
kicked out.Copy !req
430. Kicked out?Copy !req
431. Why?Copy !req
432. Well, there's been
a number of complaints.Copy !req
433. Yeah, like what?Copy !req
434. Well, like last ThanksgivingCopy !req
435. you buzzed up
a jewel thief.Copy !req
436. Ah! I didn't know
who he was.Copy !req
437. That's why
there's a buzzer.Copy !req
438. What else?Copy !req
439. What else?Copy !req
440. Well, apparently,
the week after that,Copy !req
441. you buzzed up some
Jehovah's Witnesses,Copy !req
442. and they couldn't
get them out.Copy !req
443. What else you got?Copy !req
444. Well, let's see.Copy !req
445. I'll tell you what the big
advantage of homosexuality is.Copy !req
446. If you're going out
with someone your size,Copy !req
447. right there, you
double your wardrobe.Copy !req
448. I suppose.Copy !req
449. That's a huge feature.Copy !req
450. When they approach
a new recruit,Copy !req
451. I'm sure that's one
of the big selling points.Copy !req
452. Jerry.Copy !req
453. Yes?Copy !req
454. I've been doing
a lot of thinking.Copy !req
455. Uh-huh.Copy !req
456. Well, I don't think we should
see each other anymore.Copy !req
457. Oh, that's okay.Copy !req
458. What?Copy !req
459. No, it's fine.
No problem.Copy !req
460. I'll meet
somebody else.Copy !req
461. You will?Copy !req
462. Sure. See, things
always even out for me.Copy !req
463. Huh?
It's fine.Copy !req
464. Anyway, it's been really nice
dating you for a while,Copy !req
465. and, uh, good luck.Copy !req
466. Yeah, you, too.Copy !req
467. The New York Yankees?Copy !req
468. The New York Yankees!Copy !req
469. Ruth, Gehrig,
DiMaggio, Mantle...Copy !req
470. Costanza?Copy !req
471. I'm the Assistant
to the Traveling Secretary.Copy !req
472. I'm going on
the road trips with them.Copy !req
473. I'll be on the plane.Copy !req
474. I'm working
in Yankee Stadium.Copy !req
475. This is a dream.
I am busting.Copy !req
476. Jerry, I'm busting!Copy !req
477. I can't believe it!Copy !req
478. Yeah!Copy !req
479. Yeah!Copy !req
480. Yeah?Copy !req
481. It's me.Copy !req
482. Come on up.Copy !req
483. I'm moving out and taking that
apartment on 86th street.Copy !req
484. That's a great place.Copy !req
485. I'm back
in business, baby!Copy !req
486. George, I wouldn't get too
excited about this stuff.Copy !req
487. Things have a way
of evening out.Copy !req
488. Hey!Copy !req
489. Hey, Elaine.Copy !req
490. Hi.Copy !req
491. How are things going?Copy !req
492. You want to know
how things are going?Copy !req
493. I'll tell you how
things are going.Copy !req
494. I am getting kicked
out of my apartment!Copy !req
495. Why?
Why are they doing that?Copy !req
496. I don't know. They have
a list of grievances.Copy !req
497. I don't know. They have
a list of grievances.Copy !req
498. The jewel thief?Copy !req
499. Yeah,
the jewel thief.Copy !req
500. What else?Copy !req
501. I put Canadian quarters
in the washing machine.Copy !req
502. I gotta be out
by the end of the month.Copy !req
503. Well, you could move in
with my parents.Copy !req
504. Was that the opposite of what
you were going to say,Copy !req
505. or was that just
your natural instinct?Copy !req
506. Instinct.Copy !req
507. Stick...Copy !req
508. with the opposite.Copy !req
509. Elaine, don't get
too down.Copy !req
510. Everything
will even out.Copy !req
511. See, I have
two friends.Copy !req
512. You were up,
he was down.Copy !req
513. Now he's up,
you're down.Copy !req
514. You see how it all
evens out for me?Copy !req
515. Mr. Lippman,Copy !req
516. people from
Matsushimi are here.Copy !req
517. All right. Tell them
I'll be right there.Copy !req
518. Oh, man.Copy !req
519. Well, this is it,
Elaine.Copy !req
520. You know,
without this merger,Copy !req
521. we'd be out
on the street.Copy !req
522. Boy,Copy !req
523. they sure saved us.Copy !req
524. Oh...Copy !req
525. Mr. Lippman.
You forgot your...Copy !req
526. handkerchief.
Mr. Lippman!Copy !req
527. Lippman-san.Copy !req
528. Ah, Lippman-san.Copy !req
529. Mr. Lippman,
it is with great prideCopy !req
530. that we undertake this
partnership with your company.Copy !req
531. I-I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
532. I can't shake your hand
right now.Copy !req
533. It's germs.Copy !req
534. No, no, I-I...Copy !req
535. Is that the end of it?Copy !req
536. It's the last one.Copy !req
537. I can't believe
you're moving out.Copy !req
538. Kramer!Copy !req
539. Is this true?Copy !req
540. Is it really happening?Copy !req
541. It's-it's like a dream.Copy !req
542. Oh, it's true.Copy !req
543. All right, let's go.Copy !req
544. Don't get in trouble
with the Yankees.Copy !req
545. You be nice.Copy !req
546. I'm not going
to be nice.Copy !req
547. That's how
I got the job.Copy !req
548. Jerry,
did you hear this?Copy !req
549. He knows
what he's doing.Copy !req
550. I just want
the both of you to knowCopy !req
551. I just want
the both of you to knowCopy !req
552. how much you mean to me,Copy !req
553. and I love you both
very, very much.Copy !req
554. Opposite.Copy !req
555. I must've had at least
eight in my mouth.Copy !req
556. I couldn't talk.
I couldn't talk.Copy !req
557. Why'd you have to
eat so many?Copy !req
558. Because they're
Jujyfruit.Copy !req
559. I like them.Copy !req
560. I didn't know it would
start a chain reactionCopy !req
561. that would lead to the end
of Pendant Publishing.Copy !req
562. Not to mention the end
of Kramer's coffee-table book.Copy !req
563. Not to mention the end
of Kramer's coffee-table book.Copy !req
564. You knew he had a cold.Copy !req
565. How did you expect him
to blow his nose?Copy !req
566. You know what's
going on here?Copy !req
567. Can't you see
what's happened?Copy !req
568. I've become George.Copy !req
569. Don't say that.Copy !req
570. It's true!Copy !req
571. I'm George.Copy !req
572. I'm George!Copy !req
573. Greetings, people.Copy !req
574. Greetings.Copy !req
575. Greetings
and salutations.Copy !req
576. What a beautiful day
for a ballgame.Copy !req
577. Let's play, too!Copy !req
578. Let's play, too!Copy !req
579. I'll have the chicken
salad on rye, my usual.Copy !req
580. You know what I get,
darling.Copy !req
581. So, let's see. I had
a little conversation todayCopy !req
582. with Mr. Don Mattingly.Copy !req
583. He's the first baseman.Copy !req
584. Uh-huh.Copy !req
585. We talked about
his new batting stance.Copy !req
586. I said, "Donnie,Copy !req
587. go with it
till it stops working."Copy !req
588. Donnie baseball.
He's a hell of a guy.Copy !req
589. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
590. That's too much.
Mine was more than yours.Copy !req
591. Ah, let's call it even.Copy !req
592. Coffee's a drink that seems
to encourage a lot of
accessories around it.Copy !req
593. Coffee cake, coffee table,
coffee table book.Copy !req
594. Klatches of people.Copy !req
595. Say what you want
about alcohol,Copy !req
596. but not only are there not
a lot of optional accessories,Copy !req
597. alcohol actually helps you
get rid of things.Copy !req
598. Family, home, job,
driver's license.Copy !req
599. In fact at a certain pointCopy !req
600. the only thing you
have to remember to getCopy !req
601. is more alcohol.Copy !req
602. And maybe a rag
for your squeegee.Copy !req