1. The bus is the single
stupidest, fattest, slowest,Copy !req
2. most despised vehicle
on the road, isn't it?Copy !req
3. Have you ever noticed,
when you get behind the bus,Copy !req
4. people in your car go,
"What are you doing?Copy !req
5. "Get away! Come on!"Copy !req
6. The back of the bus,
it's like an eclipse, isn't it?Copy !req
7. People are just like,
"The sun. Where is the sun?"Copy !req
8. It's like this huge metal assCopy !req
9. just taking up the whole
windshield of your car.Copy !req
10. When it pulls out,
it even sounds likeCopy !req
11. a fat uncle trying
to get out of a sofa.Copy !req
12. Uhhhh.Copy !req
13. It's just not good.
It's not good.Copy !req
14. It's not good.Copy !req
15. I'm bored.
She's boring.Copy !req
16. I'm boring.
We're both boring.Copy !req
17. We go out to eat,
we both read newspapers.Copy !req
18. Well, at breakfast,
everybody reads.Copy !req
19. No. Lunch, we read.Copy !req
20. Dinner, we read.Copy !req
21. You read during lunch?
Yeah.Copy !req
22. Oh, well...Copy !req
23. Nothing to talk about.Copy !req
24. Ah, what's there
to talk about?Copy !req
25. We're talking about
how there's nothing
to talk about.Copy !req
26. Why don't you talk
with her about that?Copy !req
27. She knows there's
nothing to talk about.Copy !req
28. At least
she'll be talking.Copy !req
29. Oh, shut up.Copy !req
30. AL:
Hey, look who's here.Copy !req
31. AL:
Hey, look who's here.Copy !req
32. Hey, Al.
Hey, Al, how's it going?Copy !req
33. Deeply in love.Copy !req
34. We have so many things
to talk about.Copy !req
35. Sometimes...
we'll talk all night...Copy !req
36. till the sun comes up.Copy !req
37. So, how about you?Copy !req
38. Oh, I'm seeing
someone, yes.Copy !req
39. You know her.
Daphne Bauer.Copy !req
40. Great girl.Copy !req
41. We have no need to speak.Copy !req
42. We communicate with
deep, soulful looks.Copy !req
43. Like Dwight and
Mamie Eisenhower.Copy !req
44. Oh. Did you hear
about Fulton?Copy !req
45. Yeah.Copy !req
46. Yeah, I went by the hospitalCopy !req
47. Yeah, I went by the hospitalCopy !req
48. to see him a few days ago.Copy !req
49. Think he'd really like you
to come visit.Copy !req
50. Me?Copy !req
51. Yeah. Bruce said he could use
a good laugh.Copy !req
52. What about me?Copy !req
53. He didn't mention you.Copy !req
54. Oh. This is
my stop.Copy !req
55. Uh... see you.Copy !req
56. Yeah.
Yeah, see you.Copy !req
57. "Deeply in love."Copy !req
58. If you can't say something
bad about a relationship,Copy !req
59. you shouldn't say
anything at all.
Mm-hm.Copy !req
60. I didn't even know
Fulton was in
the hospital.Copy !req
61. "Could use a good laugh."Copy !req
62. "Could use a good laugh."Copy !req
63. You know what kind
of pressure that is?Copy !req
64. Come on.
Come with me.Copy !req
65. I'm not good
in these situations.Copy !req
66. I can't hide
my pity.Copy !req
67. I make them
feel worse.Copy !req
68. Oh, stop it.Copy !req
69. Also, I'm afraid that
people in that stateCopy !req
70. are finally gonna tell me
what they really think of me.Copy !req
71. You know, they got
nothing to lose.Copy !req
72. What do they care?Copy !req
73. So you're not gonna come?Copy !req
74. No. But say
hello for me.Copy !req
75. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
76. Hey, Mick.
Hey, Jerry.Copy !req
77. What's doing?Copy !req
78. Nothing.
What's doing with you?Copy !req
79. Same old,
same old.Copy !req
80. George, this is
Mickey.Copy !req
81. George, this is
Mickey.Copy !req
82. Hi. Nice to
meet you.Copy !req
83. Pleasure.Copy !req
84. Oh, how's work going, you guys?Copy !req
85. Let's not even talk about it.Copy !req
86. You got a job?Copy !req
87. Yeah. Mickey,
he hooked me up.Copy !req
88. We're stand-ins
for the actors
on All My Children.Copy !req
89. Mickey, he's a stand-in
for an 8-year-old kid.Copy !req
90. And I stand in
for the kid's father.Copy !req
91. But I got
a big problem.Copy !req
92. The kid I stand in for,
he's growing.Copy !req
93. He was 4 feet
last month.Copy !req
94. Now he's like 4'2" and a half.Copy !req
95. He shot up
2 and a half inches.Copy !req
96. I can do 4'2".Copy !req
97. 4'3" is a stretch.Copy !req
98. Any higher than that,Copy !req
99. I'm gonna be out on my ass
doing that paralegal crap.Copy !req
100. I'm gonna be out on my ass
doing that paralegal crap.Copy !req
101. How do you stop
a kid from growing?Copy !req
102. I told you,
you should offer him
some cigarettes.Copy !req
103. I offered him
cigarettes.Copy !req
104. But his stupid mother's
always hanging around.Copy !req
105. She won't let him
have any.Copy !req
106. What about
lifts?Copy !req
107. Out of the question.Copy !req
108. Can't you just switch
with another midget?Copy !req
109. Eww.Copy !req
110. It's "little people."Copy !req
111. You got that?Copy !req
112. Easy, Mickey.
Easy.Copy !req
113. Yeah.Copy !req
114. Yeah.Copy !req
115. All right.
We gotta get back
to the show.Copy !req
116. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
117. I'm going to the hospital
to visit Fulton.Copy !req
118. Oh. oh, well,
say hello for me.Copy !req
119. Now, look. We're gonna
stop at the shoemaker
right now.Copy !req
120. You gotta get
some lifts for your shoes.Copy !req
121. Lifts? Look, Kramer,
you don't understand.Copy !req
122. This kind of thing is
just not done.Copy !req
123. You wanna keep your job,
don't you?Copy !req
124. Yeah, but—
Ah! No buts.Copy !req
125. Kramer—
Ahhh!Copy !req
126. Hey.Copy !req
127. Whoa-whoa, Fulton.Copy !req
128. Whoa-whoa, Fulton.Copy !req
129. It's me!Copy !req
130. Hey, Jerry.
Good to see you.Copy !req
131. I could use a good laugh.Copy !req
132. Who couldn't?Copy !req
133. I haven't cracked a smile
in months.Copy !req
134. Oh, don't worry.
You'll crack.Copy !req
135. Cracking's inevitable.Copy !req
136. First you crack,
then you chuckle.Copy !req
137. That was the motto
of the RussiansCopy !req
138. at the Siege
of Leningrad.Copy !req
139. First you crack,
then you chuckle.Copy !req
140. You know,
because Leningrad,
when the Nazis attacked,Copy !req
141. it wasn't a very
happy time.Copy !req
142. Because of the war.Copy !req
143. Famine.Copy !req
144. Famine.Copy !req
145. Plus, it was cold.
It was very cold.Copy !req
146. They were eating
each other.Copy !req
147. Maybe this isn't
a good time for a visit.Copy !req
148. No, it's a fine time.Copy !req
149. Oh.Copy !req
150. All right. Well, there's
a priest, a ministerCopy !req
151. and a rabbi, and
they're all skydiving.Copy !req
152. So how were the eggs?Copy !req
153. Eggs are eggs.Copy !req
154. Eggs are eggs.Copy !req
155. Eggs are eggs.Copy !req
156. That is very profound.Copy !req
157. By the same token,
could you say
"fish is fish"?Copy !req
158. I don't think so.Copy !req
159. Listen, Dophne—Copy !req
160. Daphne.
Daphne.Copy !req
161. I have to
tell you something.Copy !req
162. This is very
difficult—Copy !req
163. Oh, I forgot to tell you.Copy !req
164. Al Nechy called me today.Copy !req
165. Yeah, yeah. I bumped
into him on the bus.Copy !req
166. What did he have
to say?Copy !req
167. He told me not to
get involved with you.Copy !req
168. He told me not to
get involved with you.Copy !req
169. What?Copy !req
170. Yeah, he said you could never
make a commitment to anyone,Copy !req
171. and you'd just wind up
hurting me.Copy !req
172. He said that?Copy !req
173. What a nerve.Copy !req
174. How dare he say
something like that.Copy !req
175. Is it true?Copy !req
176. Of course not!Copy !req
177. I mean... sure, there may
have been one or two occasionsCopy !req
178. in the past, when I may have
reacted in a...Copy !req
179. impulsive or
somewhat immature manner.Copy !req
180. But those days
are well behind me.Copy !req
181. But those days
are well behind me.Copy !req
182. How long are you gonna
be away for, Daddy?Copy !req
183. I'm not really going away.Copy !req
184. I told you...Copy !req
185. I'll be back
every other weekend.Copy !req
186. Don't go,
Daddy.Copy !req
187. Don't go.Copy !req
188. Now, Porter...Copy !req
189. you know your mother
and I love you very much,Copy !req
190. but... sometimes,Copy !req
191. people fall out of love.Copy !req
192. people fall out of love.Copy !req
193. Now, give me a big hug.Copy !req
194. And... there's
your scene.Copy !req
195. Stand-ins?
Yo!Copy !req
196. All right, you guys.
Get on their spots.Copy !req
197. We gotta fix
the lights.Copy !req
198. That's
good work.Copy !req
199. All right.
Ready.Copy !req
200. How long you gonna be
away for, Daddy?Copy !req
201. I'm not really going away.Copy !req
202. I told you I'd be back
every other weekend.Copy !req
203. Don't go, Daddy.
Don't go.Copy !req
204. Now, listen, Porter...Copy !req
205. you know your mother
and I love you very much.Copy !req
206. But sometimes,
people fall out of love.Copy !req
207. Now, give me
a big hug.Copy !req
208. Aah!Copy !req
209. All right. Kramer.Copy !req
210. Kramer!Copy !req
211. Okay. That's lunch,
everybody.Copy !req
212. One hour.Copy !req
213. How do those
lifts feel?Copy !req
214. Quiet.Copy !req
215. Hi, guys.Copy !req
216. Hey, Tammy.Copy !req
217. Hey, you look different.Copy !req
218. Have you been
working out?Copy !req
219. Not that I know of.Copy !req
220. Well, whatever it is
you're doing,
keep doing it.Copy !req
221. You look great.Copy !req
222. How about lunch?Copy !req
223. Oh, I can't today.Copy !req
224. But, um, I see it
in our future.Copy !req
225. See you,
Kramer.
Yeah.Copy !req
226. Bye, Mickey.Copy !req
227. Ooh, she likes you,
buddy.Copy !req
228. Ooh, she likes you,
buddy.Copy !req
229. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
230. All of a sudden.Copy !req
231. What?Copy !req
232. Hey, Mick.Copy !req
233. How you doing, Johnny?Copy !req
234. What gives?
What's going on?Copy !req
235. You going out
with Tammy?Copy !req
236. Maybe. What's it
to you?Copy !req
237. There's something
different about you.Copy !req
238. I got my hair cut,
that's all.Copy !req
239. No, that's not it.Copy !req
240. Something else.Copy !req
241. Yeah, you look
different.Copy !req
242. You don't.Copy !req
243. You got the same
ugly mug you hadCopy !req
244. since the day
I met you.Copy !req
245. Well, I don't know
what it is,Copy !req
246. but I'll find out.Copy !req
247. I'll find out.Copy !req
248. Don't believe him.Copy !req
249. So, uh... she's just
sitting there.Copy !req
250. And then Pachyderm—
you remember the 'Derm—Copy !req
251. he says, "I'm gonna
go up to her."Copy !req
252. So, he, uh— He picks up
the two pieces of pizza.Copy !req
253. And, uh—
And he, uh—Copy !req
254. And they're steaming hot.
They're burning his hands.Copy !req
255. So he's juggling them.
He's jugg—Copy !req
256. He's throwing them
up in the air.Copy !req
257. And just as he gets up to her,Copy !req
258. down they go.Copy !req
259. Well, we all just lost it.Copy !req
260. It was really, really funny.Copy !req
261. Hey, Jerry.Copy !req
262. Hey, Phil.
How you doing?Copy !req
263. You look terrific.Copy !req
264. I got my health.Copy !req
265. Well, that's the most
important thing.Copy !req
266. Hey, how you doing,
Fulton?Copy !req
267. Octane, butane,
night train!Copy !req
268. How's he doing?Copy !req
269. He could use
a couple laughs.Copy !req
270. You should've told the story
about PachydermCopy !req
271. dropping the pizza.Copy !req
272. I told it.
Yeah?Copy !req
273. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
274. Hey, you know
what?Copy !req
275. As I was leaving,
I bumped into
Phil Tatola.Copy !req
276. As I was leaving,
I bumped into
Phil Tatola.Copy !req
277. He is one of
the greatest guys.Copy !req
278. Do I know him?Copy !req
279. No. But I'll tell
you something.Copy !req
280. Of all
the guys I know,Copy !req
281. I could envision you
going out with him.Copy !req
282. If you were a woman,
would you go out with him?Copy !req
283. If I was a woman,Copy !req
284. I'd be down at the dock
waiting for the fleet
to come in.Copy !req
285. Yeah, I bet you would.
All right, give him my number.Copy !req
286. All right.Copy !req
287. This, you're not gonna believe.Copy !req
288. Al Nechy,
that pimple...Copy !req
289. tells Dophne—
now, get this—Copy !req
290. not to get involved
with me.Copy !req
291. not to get involved
with me.Copy !req
292. What?
Yeah.Copy !req
293. That's what
she told me.Copy !req
294. Why?Copy !req
295. Because
he's afraidCopy !req
296. that she's
gonna get hurt.Copy !req
297. Is she?Copy !req
298. Of course.Copy !req
299. So?Copy !req
300. Well, he doesn't
have to tell her.Copy !req
301. Maybe he likes her.Copy !req
302. Oh, no, no, no.
He's deeply in love.Copy !req
303. And I was just about
to break up with herCopy !req
304. when she told me.Copy !req
305. So, what are you
gonna do?Copy !req
306. Well, I can't break up
with her now.Copy !req
307. Why?Copy !req
308. Because he said
I was going to.Copy !req
309. So, now, you're
gonna keep going out
with her for spite?Copy !req
310. So, now, you're
gonna keep going out
with her for spite?Copy !req
311. Yes... I am.Copy !req
312. Yeah, I could see that.Copy !req
313. I don't see
any way around it.Copy !req
314. No, me either.
What choice do I have?Copy !req
315. None.Copy !req
316. Fulton's wife told me
it's all my fault.Copy !req
317. She said, since my visit,Copy !req
318. he's taken a turn
for the worse.Copy !req
319. Did you tell him
the Pachyd—?Copy !req
320. Yeah, I told him
the Pachyderm story.Copy !req
321. Well, maybe
I'll go over there.Copy !req
322. Towards what end?Copy !req
323. I'm very good
with sick people.Copy !req
324. They love me.Copy !req
325. When my friend, Len Nickidimo
had the gout,Copy !req
326. I moved into his hospital room
for three days.Copy !req
327. The doctors were amazed
at his recovery.Copy !req
328. Hey.Copy !req
329. Hey, Mick.Copy !req
330. Johnny Viggiano
went through my locker.Copy !req
331. Oh!Copy !req
332. That little
bastard!Copy !req
333. He saw the lifts
in my shoes.Copy !req
334. He knows I'm heightening.Copy !req
335. This never
would have happenedCopy !req
336. if you didn't push me
to get those things.Copy !req
337. I told you—Copy !req
338. Hey, nobody put a gun
to your head.Copy !req
339. Yeah, well, just keep out
of my business, you big ape.Copy !req
340. Who you calling
"big ape"?Copy !req
341. I'm calling you an ape.Copy !req
342. All right, break it up!Copy !req
343. Come on, you two guys.Copy !req
344. Just cut it out now!Copy !req
345. Yeah.Copy !req
346. Behave
yourselves.Copy !req
347. I'm sorry, Kram—Copy !req
348. Oh, no, no.
That's all right.
It's all right.Copy !req
349. You're stressed out.Copy !req
350. Why does this guy, Johnny,
have it in for you?Copy !req
351. Oh-ho, he's always
been jealous of me.Copy !req
352. I always get to stand in
for the bigger stars.Copy !req
353. The Cosby kids,
Ricky Schroder, Macaulay Culkin.Copy !req
354. The Cosby kids,
Ricky Schroder, Macaulay Culkin.Copy !req
355. What's he like, huh?Copy !req
356. He's a good kid.Copy !req
357. So, what does he care
if you put lifts in?Copy !req
358. You don't
understand.Copy !req
359. There's an unwritten code
about this kind of thing.Copy !req
360. I could be
ostracized.Copy !req
361. I remember when
I was a kid,Copy !req
362. some guy tried to
heighten.Copy !req
363. He lost his job,
lost his friends,Copy !req
364. everything.Copy !req
365. Oh, I knew I was crazy
to try this kind of thing,Copy !req
366. but I was so... desperate.Copy !req
367. What is this kid
taking, anyway?Copy !req
368. Hormones? Steroids?Copy !req
369. Hormones? Steroids?Copy !req
370. Would you tell me?Copy !req
371. Well, here we are.Copy !req
372. George.
Tomorrow's Sunday.Copy !req
373. We could sleep late,Copy !req
374. and get the paper
and have breakfast,Copy !req
375. and spend
the morning together.Copy !req
376. Go for a long walk.Copy !req
377. Maybe do a little
shopping.Copy !req
378. Have lunch—Copy !req
379. You know—
You know what?Copy !req
380. I, um—Copy !req
381. I don't think I'm gonna
be able stay over tonight.Copy !req
382. Why not?Copy !req
383. I really should
go home.Copy !req
384. You know, actually,
I'm planning on spendingCopy !req
385. You know, actually,
I'm planning on spendingCopy !req
386. the day with my father
tomorrow.Copy !req
387. We're going to
a father-son picnic,Copy !req
388. just the two of us.Copy !req
389. I thought we were gonna
spend the day together.Copy !req
390. Well, Dad's been planning
this for such a long time.Copy !req
391. He bought a new blanket.Copy !req
392. And he got that gameCopy !req
393. with the foam paddles
and the Velcro ball.Copy !req
394. Dad.Copy !req
395. Have you given
any more thoughtCopy !req
396. to what we talked about?Copy !req
397. You know, moving in?Copy !req
398. Yes.Copy !req
399. Oh, yes. Very much.Copy !req
400. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
401. Maybe you don't
wanna move in.Copy !req
402. No, no. I do.
You know, it's just—Copy !req
403. No, no. I do.
You know, it's just—Copy !req
404. Maybe Al Nechy was right.Copy !req
405. Maybe I shouldn't have
gotten involved with you.Copy !req
406. No, he's not right.Copy !req
407. Al Nechy is not right!Copy !req
408. All right, I'm canceling
the father-son picnic!Copy !req
409. I don't know what
he's gonna doCopy !req
410. with all that
potato salad.Copy !req
411. So then, Pachyderm picks up
the two pieces of pizza.Copy !req
412. And mind you now,
they're burning hot.Copy !req
413. He can barely hold them.Copy !req
414. He can barely hold them.Copy !req
415. I mean, he's trying to,
like, juggle the pizza.Copy !req
416. You know:Copy !req
417. I mean... and then
they go flying—Copy !req
418. I'm gonna
pee my pants.Copy !req
419. They go flying
out of his hands.Copy !req
420. And one lands
on her face,Copy !req
421. and the other lands...
on his face.Copy !req
422. I mean, the whole place
went crazy.Copy !req
423. Oh, what a story.Copy !req
424. I know. I know.
That was unbelievable—Copy !req
425. That's one of the funniest
stories I've ever heard.Copy !req
426. I know.Copy !req
427. I know.Copy !req
428. Well, this has been
one hell of a night.Copy !req
429. Oh, I'm sorry Jerry
didn't suggest this sooner.Copy !req
430. You know...Copy !req
431. you really are
beautiful, Elaine.Copy !req
432. Oh. Oh, well...Copy !req
433. Good night.Copy !req
434. Good night?Copy !req
435. Well...Copy !req
436. Come on, Adrian,
give me another chance.Copy !req
437. I know I can
cheer Fulton up.Copy !req
438. I'll tell you what.
I'll do my act.Copy !req
439. I'll tell you what.
I'll do my act.Copy !req
440. No, new material.Copy !req
441. He's never heard it.Copy !req
442. He'll love it.Copy !req
443. I just did it at
the Concorde last week.Copy !req
444. It killed.Copy !req
445. Thank you. Thanks.
You will not regret this.Copy !req
446. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
447. Hey.Copy !req
448. Hello.Copy !req
449. So?Copy !req
450. What?Copy !req
451. Come on.
How was your date?Copy !req
452. Oh, the date.Copy !req
453. The date.Copy !req
454. Yeah.
How was it?Copy !req
455. Interesting.Copy !req
456. Interesting.Copy !req
457. Really?Copy !req
458. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
459. Why? What happened?Copy !req
460. Let's see.Copy !req
461. How shall I put this?Copy !req
462. Well, just put it.Copy !req
463. He took it out.Copy !req
464. He what?Copy !req
465. He took...Copy !req
466. it out.Copy !req
467. He took what out?Copy !req
468. He took what out?Copy !req
469. It.Copy !req
470. He took it out?Copy !req
471. Yes, sirree, Bob.Copy !req
472. He couldn't.
He did.Copy !req
473. Were you involved in
some sort of amorous—Copy !req
474. No.Copy !req
475. You mean, he just—Copy !req
476. Yes.Copy !req
477. Are you sure?Copy !req
478. Oh, quite.Copy !req
479. There was
no mistaking it?Copy !req
480. Jerry.Copy !req
481. So, you were talking...
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
482. you were having
pleasant conversation.Copy !req
483. you were having
pleasant conversation.Copy !req
484. And then all of a sudden—Copy !req
485. Yeah.Copy !req
486. It?
It.Copy !req
487. Out?
Out.Copy !req
488. Well, I-I can't believe this.
I know Phil.Copy !req
489. He's a good friend of mine.
We play softball together.Copy !req
490. How could this be?Copy !req
491. Oh, it be.Copy !req
492. Have you got any other friends
you want to set me up with?Copy !req
493. Hey.Copy !req
494. Hey, how was your date
with Phil Tatola?Copy !req
495. He took it out.Copy !req
496. Well, maybe, uh,
it needed some air.Copy !req
497. You know, sometimes
they need air.Copy !req
498. They can't breathe
in there.Copy !req
499. It's inhuman.Copy !req
500. So, she's just sitting there—Copy !req
501. she's having
a pleasant conversation—Copy !req
502. and all of a sudden—Copy !req
503. It.
It?Copy !req
504. Out.
Out?Copy !req
505. Wow.Copy !req
506. I spend so much time trying
to get their clothes off,Copy !req
507. I never thought
of taking mine off.Copy !req
508. All right, hey, come on.
Get out of here.Copy !req
509. Dophne's gonna be here.Copy !req
510. All right.
I'm going.Copy !req
511. You know what
I've come to realize?Copy !req
512. I'm not just bored.Copy !req
513. I genuinely dislike her.Copy !req
514. Well, how long are you
gonna keep this up?Copy !req
515. Hey, I'll get married
if I have to.Copy !req
516. Al Nechy will
think twiceCopy !req
517. before he opens his mouth
about me again.Copy !req
518. You know, George,
they're doing wonderful thingsCopy !req
519. at mental institutions
these days.Copy !req
520. I'd be happy to set up
a meet-and-greet.Copy !req
521. I'm very disappointed
to hear you talk like that.Copy !req
522. You still don't know
what makes me tick.Copy !req
523. You still don't know
what makes me tick.Copy !req
524. Yes, I do.Copy !req
525. All right,
what are you doing?Copy !req
526. I'm going to the hospital
to see Fulton.Copy !req
527. I'm not even
saying hello.Copy !req
528. I'm going
right into material.Copy !req
529. Oh, hey, Jer.Copy !req
530. Oh, hey, Phil.Copy !req
531. Ahem.Copy !req
532. You know, I'm sorry things
didn't work out with Elaine.Copy !req
533. I don't know
what I did wrong.Copy !req
534. Well, you showed her
who you are.
Hm.Copy !req
535. Oh, look at this.Copy !req
536. What, she's gotta
breast feed in public?Copy !req
537. What, she's gotta
breast feed in public?Copy !req
538. Yeah, that's the last thing
you wanna see.Copy !req
539. Well... next to last.Copy !req
540. Look, I'll see you.Copy !req
541. Yeah. Take it easy.Copy !req
542. Dr. Callahan.
Dr. Callahan.Copy !req
543. Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
544. Good to be here.Copy !req
545. Rock, paper,
scissors. Match.Copy !req
546. All right.
Rock beats paper.Copy !req
547. I thought paper
covered rock.Copy !req
548. No. Rock flies
right through paper.Copy !req
549. Well, what beats rock?Copy !req
550. Nothing beats rock.Copy !req
551. All right, come on.Copy !req
552. Rock, paper,
scissors. Match.Copy !req
553. Rock.
Rock.Copy !req
554. Rock, paper,
scissors. Match.Copy !req
555. Rock.
Rock.Copy !req
556. Hey, Bob.Copy !req
557. Hey, what's
with you?Copy !req
558. You got a problem?Copy !req
559. You see that look
he gave me?Copy !req
560. All right, come on.Copy !req
561. Here. Ready?Copy !req
562. Rock, paper,
scissors. Match.Copy !req
563. Rock.
Rock.Copy !req
564. Rock.
Rock.Copy !req
565. Hey, Tammy.Copy !req
566. Hello.Copy !req
567. So, Tammy... finally,
today's our big lunch.Copy !req
568. I don't think so.Copy !req
569. Why not? What the hell
are you talking about?Copy !req
570. Look, Mickey,
everybody knows that
you're heightening.Copy !req
571. It's all over
the set.Copy !req
572. Wait. Wait—Copy !req
573. Don't touch me.Copy !req
574. You ought to be
ashamed of yourself.Copy !req
575. All the progress
we've made
over the years,Copy !req
576. and you go and blow it
by pulling a stupid
stunt like this.Copy !req
577. Wait a second. Wait a second.
You got me all wrong.Copy !req
578. It was all because
of the kid.Copy !req
579. The kid
was growing.Copy !req
580. The kid
was growing.Copy !req
581. He shot up
2 and a half inches
in a month.Copy !req
582. I would have
lost my job.Copy !req
583. Any one of you
would have done the same!Copy !req
584. You got no right.Copy !req
585. I'm Mickey
Abbot.Copy !req
586. I stood in
for Punky BrewsterCopy !req
587. when all of you
was nothing!Copy !req
588. It's all his fault.Copy !req
589. It was
his idea!Copy !req
590. Come on, Johnny.Copy !req
591. Let's go get
something to eat.Copy !req
592. Ahh!Copy !req
593. Ahh!Copy !req
594. Mickey!Copy !req
595. This guy's
belching up vitamins.Copy !req
596. Stop.Copy !req
597. And this whole
Justice League...Copy !req
598. Batman, Green Lantern,
Wonder Woman.Copy !req
599. You mean to tell me Superman
can't cover everything?Copy !req
600. Stop.Copy !req
601. For crying out loud,
he's Superman.Copy !req
602. Fulton?Copy !req
603. Fulton?Copy !req
604. George...
Mmm.Copy !req
605. first let me
just say thatCopy !req
606. I've never been
with a guyCopy !req
607. who was so committed
to commit.Copy !req
608. I mean, it's so rare
in men these days.Copy !req
609. And that's what makes this...
all the more difficult.Copy !req
610. Difficult?Copy !req
611. The other day, after work,
some girlfriends and ICopy !req
612. went to a bar for some drinks.Copy !req
613. And there was
this crazy mishap.Copy !req
614. And I wound up meeting
someone as a result.Copy !req
615. George—Copy !req
616. Oh, please don't.Copy !req
617. Oh, please don't.Copy !req
618. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
619. And I'm afraid the worst of it
is it's someone you know.Copy !req
620. Jerry Persach.Copy !req
621. Pachyderm?Copy !req
622. He was carrying these
two pieces of pizza—Copy !req