1. I love these nature shows.Copy !req
2. I watch any kind of nature show.Copy !req
3. It's amazing
how you can always relateCopy !req
4. to what they're
talking about.Copy !req
5. You're watching
the African dung beetleCopy !req
6. You're going, "Boy,
his life is a lot like mine."Copy !req
7. You always root for
whichever animal's the starCopy !req
8. of the show that week.Copy !req
9. Like if it's the antelope,Copy !req
10. and a lion's chasing
the antelope,Copy !req
11. you go, "Run, antelope, run!Copy !req
12. Use your speed! Get away!"Copy !req
13. The next week it's the lion,
and then you go,Copy !req
14. "Get the antelope!
Eat him! Bite his ass!Copy !req
15. Trap him! Don't let him
use his speed!"Copy !req
16. Well, did he bring it up
in the meeting?Copy !req
17. Elaine,
see this T-shirt?Copy !req
18. Six years I've had
this T-shirt.Copy !req
19. It's my best one.Copy !req
20. I call him...
Golden Boy.Copy !req
21. Yeah— I'm on the phone here.Copy !req
22. Golden Boy's always the first
shirt I wear out of the laundry.Copy !req
23. Here. Touch Golden Boy.Copy !req
24. No, thanks.Copy !req
25. Yeah. Yeah, I'll hold.Copy !req
26. But see,
look at the collar.Copy !req
27. It's fraying.Copy !req
28. Golden Boy
is slowly dying.Copy !req
29. Golden Boy
is slowly dying.Copy !req
30. Each wash brings him
one step closer.Copy !req
31. That's what makes the T-shirt
such a tragic figure.Copy !req
32. Why don't you just let
Golden BoyCopy !req
33. soak in the sink
with some Woolite?Copy !req
34. No!Copy !req
35. The reason
he's the iron manCopy !req
36. is because he goes out there
and he plays every game!Copy !req
37. Wash, spin, rinse, spin!Copy !req
38. You take that
away from him,Copy !req
39. you break his spirit.Copy !req
40. Yeah.Copy !req
41. What?Copy !req
42. He is?Copy !req
43. Oh, that's fantastic!
I'm so excited!Copy !req
44. Yes, I'm excited! Okay.
Okay, I'll be in soon.Copy !req
45. Yes, I'm excited! Okay.
Okay, I'll be in soon.Copy !req
46. Yeah, yeah! I'm coming!
I'm coming! Okay, bye.Copy !req
47. Yuri Testikov,
the Russian writer!Copy !req
48. The guy who's in the gulag?Copy !req
49. Yeah! Pendant's
publishing his new book,Copy !req
50. and I'm gonna be
working on it!Copy !req
51. Lippman and I are gonna go
to the airport on ThursdayCopy !req
52. and pick him up
in a limousine!Copy !req
53. You wanna borrow
Golden Boy?Copy !req
54. Oh! Do you know
what this means?Copy !req
55. It's like working
with Tolstoy.Copy !req
56. I read an unbelievable thing
about Tolstoy the other day.Copy !req
57. Did you know the original
title for War and PeaceCopy !req
58. was War,
What Is It Good For?Copy !req
59. Ha-ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
60. Ha-ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
61. No, I'm not kidding,
Elaine. It's true.Copy !req
62. His mistress
didn't like the titleCopy !req
63. and insisted that he change it
to War and Peace.Copy !req
64. But it's a line
from that song!Copy !req
65. That's where they
got it from.Copy !req
66. Really?Copy !req
67. I'm not joking.Copy !req
68. You can't handle the truth!Copy !req
69. What?Copy !req
70. I'm working
on my Jack Nicholson.Copy !req
71. You can't handle
the truth!Copy !req
72. What is this,
your mail?Copy !req
73. Yeah, I grabbed it
on the way out.Copy !req
74. I don't want my mother
reading it.Copy !req
75. Ah, your alumni
magazine.Copy !req
76. Your mother reads
your mail?Copy !req
77. Yeah.Copy !req
78. What, you mean,
like postcards and—?Copy !req
79. No. Anything.Copy !req
80. She doesn't open.Copy !req
81. She'll open.Copy !req
82. You've caught your mother
opening envelopes?Copy !req
83. Yes.Copy !req
84. What does she say?Copy !req
85. "I was curious."Copy !req
86. Isn't that
against the law?Copy !req
87. Maybe I can get her
locked up.Copy !req
88. Hey, Jerry, you're in
the alumni magazine!Copy !req
89. Listen to this:Copy !req
90. "Jerry Seinfeld
has appearedCopy !req
91. "on David Letterman
and The Tonight Show,Copy !req
92. "and he did a pilot
for NBC called JerryCopy !req
93. that was not
picked up."Copy !req
94. Georgie, how come there's
not anything about you in here?Copy !req
95. He can't handle
the truth.Copy !req
96. All right. This
is too much fun.Copy !req
97. I gotta get
back to work.Copy !req
98. Are you all right?Copy !req
99. Yeah.
Uh...Copy !req
100. Sorry.Copy !req
101. It's okay.Copy !req
102. Yeah— Oh!
Wait, wait.Copy !req
103. Uh...Copy !req
104. Maybe you could,
uh, use this.Copy !req
105. Here.Copy !req
106. It's an electronic
organizer.Copy !req
107. What?
Uh, yeah. Uh—Copy !req
108. Wha—?
Yeah, here.Copy !req
109. Yeah.Copy !req
110. For phone numbers,
addresses.Copy !req
111. Keep appointments,
everything.Copy !req
112. Wow.Copy !req
113. It's got an alarm
that beeps.Copy !req
114. Oh, I can't believe this!Copy !req
115. Oh, I can't believe this!Copy !req
116. Kramer, I've been wanting
to get one of these things.Copy !req
117. Are you sure that—Copy !req
118. You sure you can't
use this thing?
No.Copy !req
119. I got all my appointments
right up here.Copy !req
120. Where'd you get this?Copy !req
121. Oh, the bank.
I opened up a new account.Copy !req
122. Hey, did you see that whale
thing on TV last night?Copy !req
123. No.Copy !req
124. I am such a huge
whale fan.Copy !req
125. These marine biologists
were showin'Copy !req
126. how they communicate
with each otherCopy !req
127. with the squeaks
and the squeals.Copy !req
128. What a fish.Copy !req
129. It's a mammal.Copy !req
130. Whatever.Copy !req
131. Whatever.Copy !req
132. Hey, new
tape recorder?Copy !req
133. Yeah, I got it
from the bank.Copy !req
134. Hey!Copy !req
135. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
136. Who wants to have
some fun?Copy !req
137. I do.Copy !req
138. I do.Copy !req
139. Are you just sayin'
you wanna have fun,Copy !req
140. or do you really
wanna have fun?Copy !req
141. I really wanna have fun.Copy !req
142. I'm just sayin'
I wanna have some fun.Copy !req
143. Right now,
there are 600 TitleistsCopy !req
144. that I got from
the driving rangeCopy !req
145. in the trunk
of my car.Copy !req
146. Why don't we drive out
to RockawayCopy !req
147. Why don't we drive out
to RockawayCopy !req
148. and hit 'emCopy !req
149. into the ocean!Copy !req
150. Now, picture this.Copy !req
151. We find a nice sweet spot
between the dunes.Copy !req
152. We take out our drivers,
we tee up and—Copy !req
153. Whoo!Copy !req
154. That ball goes sailing up
into the sky,Copy !req
155. holds there for a moment
and then—Copy !req
156. Gulg!Copy !req
157. You wanna get some lunch?Copy !req
158. Yeah. Let me stop
by the cash machine,Copy !req
159. and I'll meet you over
at the coffee shop.Copy !req
160. and I'll meet you over
at the coffee shop.Copy !req
161. Yeah,
I'm gonna get a paper.Copy !req
162. Keep your head down.
Yeah.Copy !req
163. Cash advance?
Yes.Copy !req
164. No.Copy !req
165. Balance inquiry?Copy !req
166. No.Copy !req
167. Receipt?
No.Copy !req
168. Processing.
Processing.Copy !req
169. I won.Copy !req
170. Jerry?Copy !req
171. Yeah.Copy !req
172. It's Diane. Diane DeConn
from Queen's College.Copy !req
173. It's Diane. Diane DeConn
from Queen's College.Copy !req
174. Oh, Diane.Copy !req
175. How are you?
Good.Copy !req
176. Good.
How long has it been?Copy !req
177. Since college.
Ah.Copy !req
178. I've been seeing you on TV.
You're doing great.Copy !req
179. Yeah, pluggin' along.Copy !req
180. You know, I got
the alumni magazine.Copy !req
181. Whatever happened
to your friend, George?Copy !req
182. I notice I never see
his name in there.Copy !req
183. Well, he's kind
of modest.Copy !req
184. He was always such
a goof-off.Copy !req
185. I mean, did he ever
get anywhere?Copy !req
186. Sure.Copy !req
187. Yeah? What field?Copy !req
188. Marine biology.Copy !req
189. George is
a marine biologist?Copy !req
190. George is
a marine biologist?Copy !req
191. Yeah. Pretty damn
good one too.Copy !req
192. I can't believe it.Copy !req
193. I-I would never
have thought.Copy !req
194. Yeah. He's specializing
in whales.Copy !req
195. He's working on lowering
the cholesterol levelCopy !req
196. in whales.Copy !req
197. All that blubber.
It's quite unhealthy.Copy !req
198. You know, it's the largest
mammal on earth,Copy !req
199. but as George says,
they don't have to be.Copy !req
200. Diane DeConn?Copy !req
201. You saw Diane DeConn?Copy !req
202. Somethin', huh?Copy !req
203. How did she look?Copy !req
204. She looked great.Copy !req
205. Oh. Mm!Copy !req
206. Oh. Mm!Copy !req
207. She asked about you.Copy !req
208. She asked about me?
What did she say?Copy !req
209. "How's George?"Copy !req
210. George?Copy !req
211. She said, George?Copy !req
212. She remembered my name.Copy !req
213. Diane DeConn
remembered my name!Copy !req
214. She was the "it" girl.Copy !req
215. Yeah, she asked
for your number.Copy !req
216. I think she's gonna get
in touch with you.Copy !req
217. Okay, I'm telling you
right now.Copy !req
218. If you're kiddin' around,
I'm not gonna be ableCopy !req
219. to be your friend anymore.Copy !req
220. I'm serious about that.
You got that?Copy !req
221. I'm serious about that.
You got that?Copy !req
222. I got no problem with that.Copy !req
223. Good, because
if this is a lie,Copy !req
224. if this is a joke,Copy !req
225. if this is your idea
of some cute little game,Copy !req
226. we're finished!Copy !req
227. Expect a call.Copy !req
228. Oh, my God,
he's not kidding.Copy !req
229. Now,Copy !req
230. I should tell you...Copy !req
231. that at this point,Copy !req
232. she's under the impression
that you're a, uh...Copy !req
233. she's under the impression
that you're a, uh...Copy !req
234. A what?Copy !req
235. A marine biologist.Copy !req
236. A marine biologist?
Yes.Copy !req
237. Why am I
a marine biologist?Copy !req
238. I may have mentioned it.Copy !req
239. But I'm not
a marine biologist.Copy !req
240. Yes, I know that.Copy !req
241. So?Copy !req
242. Why, you don't think
it's a good job?Copy !req
243. I didn't even know
it was a job.Copy !req
244. I didn't even know
it was a job.Copy !req
245. Oh, it's
a fascinating field.Copy !req
246. Well, what if
she calls me?Copy !req
247. What am I supposed
to say?Copy !req
248. Algae.Copy !req
249. Obviously plankton.Copy !req
250. I don't know what else
I could tell ya, uh...Copy !req
251. Oh, I— I just got back from
a trip to the Galapagos Islands.Copy !req
252. I was living with the turtles.Copy !req
253. We have got you
in a very nice hotel.Copy !req
254. I— I don't know how
you like to work,Copy !req
255. I— I don't know how
you like to work,Copy !req
256. but, uh, I can arrange
for an office, if you like.Copy !req
257. I work in hotel.Copy !req
258. Is better.
The hotel.Copy !req
259. Away from all your little
petty bickeringsCopy !req
260. and interference.Copy !req
261. You know, Tolstoy used to write
in the village square.Copy !req
262. The faces inspired him.Copy !req
263. He did not need
inspiration.Copy !req
264. God spoke
through his pen.Copy !req
265. Oh, that is so true.
Yes.Copy !req
266. Although, one wonders
if War and PeaceCopy !req
267. would have been
as highly acclaimed as it wasCopy !req
268. would have been
as highly acclaimed as it wasCopy !req
269. had it been published
under its original title,Copy !req
270. War, What Is It
Good For?Copy !req
271. What?Copy !req
272. Yeah. Mr. Lippman, it was
his mistress who insistedCopy !req
273. that he call it
War and Peace.Copy !req
274. Elaine.Copy !req
275. War, What Is It
Good For?Copy !req
276. Elaine.Copy !req
277. It's a song—
They took it from Tolstoy.Copy !req
278. No. Elaine—Copy !req
279. War, What Is It Good For?Copy !req
280. It's just her sense of humor.
No, it's not.Copy !req
281. That really is true.
What is that noise?Copy !req
282. Yes, it is.
No, it's not.Copy !req
283. That noise!
What is it that noise?Copy !req
284. That noise!
What is it that noise?Copy !req
285. It's traveling up my spine
into my brain.
Oh, um.Copy !req
286. It's coming
from your purse.Copy !req
287. Oh, it must be
my new organizer.Copy !req
288. Yeah—
That noise.Copy !req
289. Turn it off.Copy !req
290. Right, I think
it's this—Copy !req
291. No, it's the button—
I cannot stand it!Copy !req
292. It's the button
at the top. The top.Copy !req
293. Will you turn it off?
The one at the top.Copy !req
294. I'm gonna work on that one.
Ah, give it to me!Copy !req
295. I did it for you.Copy !req
296. I don't know what you
had to tell her that for!Copy !req
297. You put me in a very
difficult position.Copy !req
298. Marine biologist.Copy !req
299. I'm very uncomfortable
with this whole thing.Copy !req
300. With all due respect, I would
think it's right up your alley.Copy !req
301. Well, it's not up my alley.Copy !req
302. It's one thing
if I make it up.Copy !req
303. I know what I'm doin'.
I know my alleys.Copy !req
304. You got me
in the Galapagos IslandsCopy !req
305. living with the turtles.Copy !req
306. I don't know
where the hell I am!Copy !req
307. Well, you came in
the other dayCopy !req
308. with all that
whale stuff,Copy !req
309. the squeaking
and the squealing and—Copy !req
310. the squeaking
and the squealing and—Copy !req
311. Look, why couldn't you
make me an architect?Copy !req
312. You know I always
wanted to pretendCopy !req
313. that I was an architect.Copy !req
314. Well, I'm— I'm supposed
to see her tomorrow.Copy !req
315. I'm gonna tell her
what's going on.Copy !req
316. I mean, maybe she just
likes me for me.Copy !req
317. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
318. Hey, you want these?Copy !req
319. I don't want 'em!Copy !req
320. What?Copy !req
321. I stink!Copy !req
322. I can't play.Copy !req
323. The ball is just
sitting there, Jerry,Copy !req
324. and I can't hit it.Copy !req
325. and I can't hit it.Copy !req
326. I only hit one good ball
that went way out there.Copy !req
327. Well, what happened?Copy !req
328. I have no concentration!Copy !req
329. What's— What's—
What's wrong with your—?Copy !req
330. Sand. I can't get
rid of this sand.Copy !req
331. Look, there's still
some in here!Copy !req
332. It won't go away.Copy !req
333. Look at that. I even got
sand in the pockets.Copy !req
334. Hey, come on. You're gettin'
it all over the floor!Copy !req
335. Hello.Copy !req
336. Yeah.Copy !req
337. Yes, it is.Copy !req
338. Yes, it is.Copy !req
339. Really?Copy !req
340. Uh— Could you
hold on a second?Copy !req
341. Hey, listen to this:Copy !req
342. Some woman found
an electronic organizer.Copy !req
343. My name was in it. She wants me
to help track down the owner.Copy !req
344. How'd she find it?Copy !req
345. She's walkin' down the street,Copy !req
346. and it hit her in the head.Copy !req
347. So, I am walkin' along,Copy !req
348. minding my own business,Copy !req
349. when all of a sudden,Copy !req
350. this thing comes flyin'
out of nowhereCopy !req
351. and clonks me
right on the head.Copy !req
352. Wow.
Yeah.Copy !req
353. So, they took me
to the hospital.
Yeah?Copy !req
354. Yeah, and they put me
in this thingCopy !req
355. that feels like a coffin
for 45 minutes.Copy !req
356. You ever been in one
of those things?Copy !req
357. You can go berserk in there!Copy !req
358. You have insurance.Copy !req
359. I wish.Copy !req
360. Unbelievable.Copy !req
361. Yeah.Copy !req
362. Yeah.Copy !req
363. What is with this thing?Copy !req
364. I don't know.
It never shuts up.Copy !req
365. So, anyway, you could see
why I would be interestedCopy !req
366. in finding this person.Copy !req
367. Absolutely. You should not
have to pay for that.Copy !req
368. Stop it.Copy !req
369. Stop it!Copy !req
370. Let me have a look
at this thing.
You know,Copy !req
371. somebody told me they sawCopy !req
372. that thing come out
of a limousine.Copy !req
373. Typical rich peopleCopy !req
374. using the world for their
personal garbage can.Copy !req
375. Boy, am I lucky
your name came up.Copy !req
376. I just pushed a button.Copy !req
377. I'd like to know what my name's
doin' in this creep's organizer.Copy !req
378. I'd like to know what my name's
doin' in this creep's organizer.Copy !req
379. Yeah.Copy !req
380. Who do I know who
would have even beenCopy !req
381. in a limousine yesterday?Copy !req
382. Oh— Oh.Copy !req
383. Oh, hey.
Hey.Copy !req
384. Great organizer
you gave me.Copy !req
385. Oh, you liked it, huh?Copy !req
386. It wouldn't stop beeping
in the car,Copy !req
387. so Testikov threw it
out the window.Copy !req
388. Oh.
I transferred
everything in there.Copy !req
389. I threw out my old book.Copy !req
390. I'm lost now, Kramer.Copy !req
391. What? What is it?Copy !req
392. This sand.
It's everywhere.Copy !req
393. Okay, I'll see ya later.Copy !req
394. Okay, I'll see ya later.Copy !req
395. Oh, there you are.Copy !req
396. There you are.Copy !req
397. So?
So?Copy !req
398. So, what do you have
to say for yourself?Copy !req
399. So, what do you have
to say for yourself?Copy !req
400. Why should I say anything
for myself?Copy !req
401. War, What Is It
Good For?Copy !req
402. Ah.Copy !req
403. Who told you?Copy !req
404. Yuri Testikov,Copy !req
405. the Russian writer.Copy !req
406. Hello-o-o.Copy !req
407. You told Testikov...Copy !req
408. You told Testikov...Copy !req
409. that Tolstoy wanted
to name his bookCopy !req
410. War, What Is It
Good For?Copy !req
411. Uh-huh.Copy !req
412. And do you know
what happened?Copy !req
413. Can I take a guess?Copy !req
414. Oh, please.Copy !req
415. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
416. He threw your organizer
out the window?Copy !req
417. What? How do you
know that?Copy !req
418. Because I know
who has it!Copy !req
419. How did you find it?Copy !req
420. The woman who got hit
in the head with itCopy !req
421. found my name,
called me up and we met.Copy !req
422. Where is it?
Give it to me.Copy !req
423. I don't have it.Copy !req
424. I don't have it.Copy !req
425. Why not?Copy !req
426. She's not returning itCopy !req
427. until she gets money
for the hospital bill.Copy !req
428. But I didn't do it.Copy !req
429. Testikov did it.
He should pay for it.Copy !req
430. How much is Testikov gettin'
from Pendant for this book?Copy !req
431. One million.Copy !req
432. Well, that's a start.Copy !req
433. Then, of course, with evolution,
the octopus lost the nostrilsCopy !req
434. and took on the more familiar
look that we know today.Copy !req
435. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
436. But if you still
look closely,Copy !req
437. you can see a little bump
where the nose used to be.Copy !req
438. Heh, heh, heh.
Ha.Copy !req
439. But enough about fish.Copy !req
440. But enough about fish.Copy !req
441. I can discuss
other things, you know.Copy !req
442. Architecture.Copy !req
443. You know what room
Testikov's in?Copy !req
444. Yeah, 308. Oh, I'm crazy
for doing this.Copy !req
445. You want your organizer back,
don't you?Copy !req
446. Why are you
so interested?Copy !req
447. You wanna take her out?Copy !req
448. Hey, when Superman
saves someone,Copy !req
449. nobody asks if he's
tryin' to hit on her.Copy !req
450. Well, you're not
Superman.Copy !req
451. Well, you're not
Lois Lane.Copy !req
452. Ah... Listen, you got
the tape recorder?Copy !req
453. Yeah, I got it.Copy !req
454. You sure you
wanna do this?Copy !req
455. You sure you
wanna do this?Copy !req
456. Yeah, I gotta get
Testikov on tape.Copy !req
457. If this woman ends upCopy !req
458. in the New England
Journal of Medicine,Copy !req
459. I'm not gonna pay for it.Copy !req
460. Oh, here she comes.Copy !req
461. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
462. Elaine, this is Corinne.Copy !req
463. Hello.
Hi.Copy !req
464. You got the organizer?Copy !req
465. We'll meet you back here
in 10 minutes,Copy !req
466. hopefully with the money.Copy !req
467. Your parents must be
so proud of you, George.Copy !req
468. Oh, they're busting.Copy !req
469. What are those people
doing over there?Copy !req
470. What? Come in.Copy !req
471. Come in.
Come in, Miss Benes!Copy !req
472. That is, if you can
spare a minuteCopy !req
473. from your busy schedule.Copy !req
474. Have you bring guests
for my entertainment?Copy !req
475. Yes, this is
my friend, Jerry.Copy !req
476. Um, he accompanied me,
you know—Copy !req
477. Ahem— Single women in a big
city can be dangerous, so—Copy !req
478. Yeah, that's why
I wear these sneakers.Copy !req
479. In case of
any trouble.Copy !req
480. Zip! I'm gone.Copy !req
481. Yeah, yeah. The sneakers.Copy !req
482. All the Americans
with the sneakers.Copy !req
483. You always running
from something.Copy !req
484. You always running
from something.Copy !req
485. Yeah, well, sit!
Stop running!Copy !req
486. Two minutes. I give you
latest manuscript.Copy !req
487. Oh, Rimsky.Copy !req
488. Great, great book,
if I may say so, sir.Copy !req
489. I almost read
the whole thing.Copy !req
490. What?Copy !req
491. If you can't turn
that thing off,Copy !req
492. I'll have to ask you
to leave.Copy !req
493. I'm waitin'
for two people.Copy !req
494. Well, you can wait
for them outside.Copy !req
495. Yeah, I guess I'd better.Copy !req
496. I wouldn't wanna take
any attention awayCopy !req
497. from the hookers.Copy !req
498. All right.Copy !req
499. All right. Out. Out.Copy !req
500. Whatever you say,
Crowell.Copy !req
501. What's goin' on
over here?Copy !req
502. There's a beached whale.
She's dying.Copy !req
503. Is anyone here
a marine biologist?Copy !req
504. Here is latest draft.Copy !req
505. I see you next week,
same time, same day.Copy !req
506. On time, please.Copy !req
507. Okay.
It was nice
meeting you.Copy !req
508. Okay.
It was nice
meeting you.Copy !req
509. Yeah, a real
pleasure.Copy !req
510. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
511. Oh, by the way,
Mr. Testikov, um...Copy !req
512. Do you remember
the other dayCopy !req
513. when we were
in the limo, and, uh,Copy !req
514. my organizer started
making noise,Copy !req
515. and you threw it
out the window?Copy !req
516. How can I forget?Copy !req
517. Well, um,
would you believeCopy !req
518. that it actually hit
somebody in the head?Copy !req
519. Right in the head.Copy !req
520. Boing! Heh, heh.Copy !req
521. What is that noise?Copy !req
522. What is that noise?Copy !req
523. Uh, that's nothin'.Copy !req
524. Um, and anyway, um—Copy !req
525. What's going on, huh?Copy !req
526. That noise!
No—Copy !req
527. No, that's my purse.
That noise!Copy !req
528. No, get—
Get off my purse!Copy !req
529. It's a recorder! Huh!
No, that's a radio!Copy !req
530. You are spying on me!Copy !req
531. Aah!Copy !req
532. Come on!
Save the whale.Copy !req
533. You gotta
do it!Copy !req
534. Save the whale,
George... for me.Copy !req
535. So, I started to walk
into the water.Copy !req
536. So, I started to walk
into the water.Copy !req
537. I won't lie to you, boys.Copy !req
538. I was terrified,Copy !req
539. but I pressed on.Copy !req
540. And as I made my way
past the breakers,Copy !req
541. a strange calm came
over me.Copy !req
542. I— I don't know if it was
divine interventionCopy !req
543. or the kinship
of all living things,Copy !req
544. but I tell you, Jerry,
at that moment,Copy !req
545. I was
a marine biologist.Copy !req
546. George, I've just been
reading this thing in the paper.Copy !req
547. It's unbelievable.Copy !req
548. I know, I was
just telling the story.Copy !req
549. Well, come on, George.
Finish the story.Copy !req
550. Well, come on, George.
Finish the story.Copy !req
551. The sea was angry
that day, my friends...Copy !req
552. like an old man trying
to send back soup in a deli.Copy !req
553. I got about 50 feet out
when suddenly,Copy !req
554. the great beast
appeared before me.Copy !req
555. I tell ya, he was 10 stories
high if he was a foot!Copy !req
556. As if sensing my presence,
he let out a great bellow.Copy !req
557. As if sensing my presence,
he let out a great bellow.Copy !req
558. I said,
"Easy, big fella."Copy !req
559. And then, as I watched
him struggling, I realizedCopy !req
560. that something was
obstructing its breathing.Copy !req
561. From where I was standing,
I could see directlyCopy !req
562. into the eye
of the great fish.Copy !req
563. Mammal.Copy !req
564. Whatever.Copy !req
565. Well, what did you do next?Copy !req
566. Well, then,Copy !req
567. from out of nowhere,Copy !req
568. a huge tidal wave
lifted me,Copy !req
569. tossed me like a cork,Copy !req
570. and I found myself
right on top of him,Copy !req
571. face-to-face
with the blowhole!Copy !req
572. I-I-I could barely see from
the waves crashing down upon me,Copy !req
573. I-I-I could barely see from
the waves crashing down upon me,Copy !req
574. but... I knew something
was there,Copy !req
575. so I reached my hand
in, felt around,Copy !req
576. and pulled out
the obstruction!Copy !req
577. What is that,
a Titleist?Copy !req
578. What is that,
a Titleist?Copy !req
579. A hole in one, huh?Copy !req
580. The crowd must
have gone wild.Copy !req
581. Oh, yes. Yes.Copy !req
582. Yes, Jerry, they were
all over me.Copy !req
583. It was like Rocky I.Copy !req
584. Diane came up to me,Copy !req
585. threw her arms
around me,Copy !req
586. kissed me.Copy !req
587. We both had tears
streaming down our faces.Copy !req
588. I never saw anyone
so beautiful.Copy !req
589. It was at that moment
that I decided to tell her thatCopy !req
590. I was not
a marine biologist.Copy !req
591. I was not
a marine biologist.Copy !req
592. Wow. What did she say?Copy !req
593. Told me to "go to hell,"
and I took the bus home.Copy !req
594. All right. Let's go.Copy !req
595. What, are you
in a bad mood?Copy !req
596. Nah, I got my laundry back.Copy !req
597. Golden Boy?Copy !req
598. He didn't make it.Copy !req
599. I'm sorry.
Yeah.Copy !req
600. This is
Golden Boy's son...Copy !req
601. Baby Blue.Copy !req
602. What's with you?Copy !req
603. What's with you?Copy !req
604. Sand.
It's everywhere!Copy !req