1. The whale's supposed to be
such an intelligent animal.Copy !req
2. You know, you always hear aboutCopy !req
3. how they can communicate
by song from miles away,Copy !req
4. how extensive
their vocabulary is.Copy !req
5. I would say, from the rate
we're pushing the whalesCopy !req
6. off the beach,
back into the ocean,Copy !req
7. the words
"shore" and "close"Copy !req
8. do not appear to be
in their vocabulary.Copy !req
9. I'd tell the whales,
"Concentrate less
on the singing,Copy !req
10. "a little more
on the approachingCopy !req
11. "Cuervo Beach
volleyball tournament,Copy !req
12. if you wanna maintain
that brainy mammal image."Copy !req
13. Oh, I can't
believe this.Copy !req
14. What a dope!Copy !req
15. Excuse me.
I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
16. This is, uh— This is
kind of embarrassing,Copy !req
17. but there's no toilet paper
over here.Copy !req
18. Are you talking
to me?Copy !req
19. Yeah. I just
forgot to check,Copy !req
20. so if you could
spare some...Copy !req
21. No, I'm sorry.Copy !req
22. What?Copy !req
23. No, I'm sorry.
I can't spare it.Copy !req
24. You can't
spare it?Copy !req
25. You can't
spare it?Copy !req
26. No. There's not
enough to spare.Copy !req
27. Well, I don't
need much.Copy !req
28. Just three squares
will do it.Copy !req
29. I'm sorry.Copy !req
30. I don't have
three squares.Copy !req
31. Now, if you
don't mind...Copy !req
32. Three squares?Copy !req
33. You can't spare
three squares?Copy !req
34. No, I don't have
a square to spare.Copy !req
35. I can't spare
a square!Copy !req
36. Well, is it
two-ply?Copy !req
37. Because if it's two-ply,
I'll take one ply.Copy !req
38. One ply.Copy !req
39. One puny little ply.Copy !req
40. I'll take one
measly ply!Copy !req
41. Look, I don't have a square,
and I don't have a ply!Copy !req
42. No, no, don't go!
I beg you!Copy !req
43. No, no, don't go!
I beg you!Copy !req
44. Mmm. I love this
artificial flavoring.Copy !req
45. I like it
better than butter.Copy !req
46. I think it's
more consistent.Copy !req
47. You would not believe what
just happened to meCopy !req
48. in the bathroom.
What?Copy !req
49. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
50. Hey, where's
my popcorn, babe?Copy !req
51. What?Copy !req
52. My popcorn.Copy !req
53. You were supposed
to get me popcorn.Copy !req
54. What, did you forget
about me, babe?Copy !req
55. You would
not believeCopy !req
56. what just happened to me
in the bathroom.Copy !req
57. I mean, a person needs
a certain amountCopy !req
58. of toilet paper
to be covered.Copy !req
59. of toilet paper
to be covered.Copy !req
60. That's right.Copy !req
61. I simply could not
spare it.Copy !req
62. This woman just
didn't get it.Copy !req
63. She kept
harassing me.Copy !req
64. Three squares!Copy !req
65. That's all I was
asking for.Copy !req
66. Three squares!Copy !req
67. She wouldn't stop.Copy !req
68. "Help me!
Help me!"Copy !req
69. She was insane.Copy !req
70. I was
begging her.Copy !req
71. "Please,
please!"Copy !req
72. She was insane!Copy !req
73. Who does she
think she is?
How dare she.Copy !req
74. Do you want me
to get the manager?Copy !req
75. Too bad they don't
have those old ladiesCopy !req
76. walking around with
flashlights anymore.
We'd flush her out.Copy !req
77. walking around with
flashlights anymore.
We'd flush her out.Copy !req
78. I don't even know
what she looks like.Copy !req
79. I wonder where
Elaine is sitting.Copy !req
80. I really wanted you
to meet her.Copy !req
81. She's supposed to
be hereCopy !req
82. with her new
boyfriend, Tony.Copy !req
83. I wonder where
Jerry's sitting.Copy !req
84. He's supposed to
be here tonightCopy !req
85. with his
new girlfriend.Copy !req
86. I'm dying to see
what she looks like.Copy !req
87. Hey, you think if I
jumped off that balcony,Copy !req
88. I'd get hurt?Copy !req
89. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
90. Hey, guy.Copy !req
91. Can I use your phone
in your bedroom?Copy !req
92. Can I use your phone
in your bedroom?Copy !req
93. What's the matter
with yours?Copy !req
94. Uh, my batteries
are dead.Copy !req
95. It's not one of those
976 calls, is it?Copy !req
96. Come on.
Let me use it.Copy !req
97. Five minutes.
I'll pay you back, huh?Copy !req
98. Why do you do that?Copy !req
99. I am never going
to the movies again.Copy !req
100. Hey, where were you last night?
I looked for you.Copy !req
101. I looked for you too.Copy !req
102. I was all the way
over on the side.Copy !req
103. Oh, with, uh,
pretty boy...Copy !req
104. Tony.
Ya.Copy !req
105. Hey. Hey.
Right, okay.Copy !req
106. Tony. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
107. Tony. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
108. That's nice.
Listen.Copy !req
109. Listen to this.Copy !req
110. I am in the bathroomCopy !req
111. right before
the movie starts,Copy !req
112. Uh-huh.Copy !req
113. and I'm in the stall,
and there's no toilet paper.Copy !req
114. No what?Copy !req
115. Toilet paper.Copy !req
116. Oh. Whoa.Copy !req
117. So I ask
this womanCopy !req
118. in the stall
next to me for some,Copy !req
119. and she refuses!Copy !req
120. Ha, ha!Copy !req
121. Well, maybe she
couldn't spare it.Copy !req
122. A square?Copy !req
123. Well, you know, sometimes
a square is everything.Copy !req
124. A ply?Copy !req
125. Elaine, you cannot
judge a personCopy !req
126. in a situation
like that.Copy !req
127. I mean,
it's like askingCopy !req
128. for someone's canteen
in the desert!Copy !req
129. Yeah.
It's battle
conditions.Copy !req
130. Yeah, well, I just hope
I run into her again, okay?Copy !req
131. 'Cause I will never
forget that flinty voice.Copy !req
132. It is tattooed
in my brain.Copy !req
133. If I hear it,
watch out.Copy !req
134. So, listen, what happened
with Jane last night?Copy !req
135. Oh...Copy !req
136. Jane, she, uh...
She, uh...Copy !req
137. Jane, she, uh...
She, uh...Copy !req
138. The four of us are going out
Saturday, right?Copy !req
139. That should be fun.Copy !req
140. Yeah, that should be
real fun.Copy !req
141. You know what?
It's getting late.Copy !req
142. Can I call Tony?Copy !req
143. Yeah.Copy !req
144. Then we'll get a cabCopy !req
145. and we'll do it
in the back seat.Copy !req
146. How's that, Andre?Copy !req
147. Andre?
Oh.Copy !req
148. Well, what about the driver?Copy !req
149. We might get
in an accident.Copy !req
150. So what.Copy !req
151. Well, that wouldn't
be very good.Copy !req
152. Well, that wouldn't
be very good.Copy !req
153. Hey, Andre,
get the hell off the phone!Copy !req
154. Wait, what is
going on?Copy !req
155. Who is Andre?Copy !req
156. Kramer's Andre.Copy !req
157. He's fooling around
with these 976 numbers.Copy !req
158. Hey, I told ya,Copy !req
159. I don't want you doing that
on my phone!Copy !req
160. Jerry,
I'm telling you,Copy !req
161. this phone sex thing
is hilarious!Copy !req
162. Like this Erica woman.
Here, look.Copy !req
163. You gotta call her.Copy !req
164. What a voice
she uses.Copy !req
165. Hey, you know,
it's weirdCopy !req
166. because that voice sounded
a little familiar to me.Copy !req
167. You hungry?
Wanna go to Monk's?Copy !req
168. No. I gotta go
downtown.Copy !req
169. Wait, you're giving me
a lift home, right?
Yeah.Copy !req
170. So listen,Copy !req
171. what happened
last night with Jane?Copy !req
172. Oh, nothing.Copy !req
173. She just, uh,
choked on a jujube.Copy !req
174. Oh.Copy !req
175. You know, I hate
to tell you this,Copy !req
176. but it is time
to defrost your freezer.Copy !req
177. I know. I just can't
bring myself to do it.Copy !req
178. Meanwhile, that freezer
keeps gettingCopy !req
179. smaller and smaller.Copy !req
180. Uh, don't wanna
keep Tony waiting.Copy !req
181. Hey, you got
a problem with Tony?Copy !req
182. Hunky...Copy !req
183. Tony.Copy !req
184. Hey. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
185. Hey. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
186. Okay, Jerry, I would
be going out with himCopy !req
187. no matter what
he looked like.Copy !req
188. Of course
you would.Copy !req
189. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
190. Oh, like you're
one to talk.Copy !req
191. Elaine,
What?Copy !req
192. it's different
for a man.Copy !req
193. We're expected to be
superficial.Copy !req
194. I'm not being
superficial.Copy !req
195. Elaine, he's a...
He's a male bimbo.Copy !req
196. He's a mimbo.Copy !req
197. He's not a mimbo.Copy !req
198. He is an exciting,
charismatic manCopy !req
199. who just happens to have
a perfect face.Copy !req
200. And that's why you're
going out with him.Copy !req
201. No, it is not.Copy !req
202. No, it is not.Copy !req
203. You know, I think George
has a nonsexual crush on him.Copy !req
204. I think he does too.Copy !req
205. I mean, every time
I see him,Copy !req
206. it's Tony this,
Tony that.Copy !req
207. George is like a schoolgirl
around him.Copy !req
208. Mm.Copy !req
209. So I said, uh...Copy !req
210. "Hey, dude,Copy !req
211. you better step off."Copy !req
212. Step off?Copy !req
213. Yeah.Copy !req
214. You said
"step off"?Copy !req
215. Wow!Copy !req
216. God, that is
too much!Copy !req
217. Hey, uh,
hey, uh, Tony...Copy !req
218. Hey, uh,
hey, uh, Tony...Copy !req
219. I, uh— I just had
this brainstorm for us.Copy !req
220. Can you guess
what it is?Copy !req
221. No.Copy !req
222. Bowling.Copy !req
223. What do you say?
Bowling, huh?Copy !req
224. Bowling's insane!
Bowling is crazy-time!Copy !req
225. Bowling.Copy !req
226. I don't think so,
George.Copy !req
227. You get no rush
from bowling.Copy !req
228. Rush?Copy !req
229. You want a rush?Copy !req
230. Drop a ball on your toe,
my friend!Copy !req
231. Talk about a rush.
You'll be throbbing!Copy !req
232. Talk about a rush.
You'll be throbbing!Copy !req
233. You'll see visions!Copy !req
234. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
235. I'm thinkin'...Copy !req
236. rock climbing.Copy !req
237. All right!
Rock climbing!Copy !req
238. Just the two of us?Copy !req
239. All right.
All right.Copy !req
240. Hey, I'll make
some sandwiches.Copy !req
241. What do you like,
tuna, peanut butter?Copy !req
242. Whatever.Copy !req
243. All right, all right.
I gotta buy some bread.Copy !req
244. Yeah. You know,Copy !req
245. I am definitely down
for some rock climbing.Copy !req
246. Yeah, me too. I am down!
I am totally down!Copy !req
247. Mark me down!Copy !req
248. Cool. So, what do you say
we climb a rock...Copy !req
249. Cool. So, what do you say
we climb a rock...Copy !req
250. mañana?Copy !req
251. Uh...Copy !req
252. mañana.Copy !req
253. Uh, mañana might
be a problem.Copy !req
254. I'm—
I'm supposed to, uh,Copy !req
255. have a boil lanced
mañana, and, uh,Copy !req
256. you know, I think they
charge me if I cancelCopy !req
257. with only one
mañana's notice.Copy !req
258. Hey, Kramer!Copy !req
259. Hey, Tony.
Hey.Copy !req
260. Hey, Georgie.
Kramer,
my man,Copy !req
261. what are you doing
mañana?Copy !req
262. Mañana
I'm doing nada.Copy !req
263. What do you say
you scale some rock
with me and George?Copy !req
264. Uh, Tony,Copy !req
265. Uh, Tony,Copy !req
266. that'll be
too many sandwiches.Copy !req
267. Come on, Kramer.
What do you say?Copy !req
268. Kramer, it's pretty
dangerous up there.Copy !req
269. I'm down.Copy !req
270. Yes!Copy !req
271. Yow!
I'll see ya.Copy !req
272. All right, buddy.
Take it easy, Kramer.Copy !req
273. You down, George?
What's wrong?Copy !req
274. Oh, no,
I-I am down!Copy !req
275. Yeah!
Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
276. Rock climbing?Copy !req
277. Ha, ha.Copy !req
278. Where do you
come offCopy !req
279. going
rock climbing?Copy !req
280. Rock climbing?Copy !req
281. You need a boost
to climb into your bed.Copy !req
282. All right.Copy !req
283. All right.Copy !req
284. All right.Copy !req
285. Yeah, what is it
with you and Tony?Copy !req
286. What are you, like,
his sidekick now?Copy !req
287. Yeah.
That's right.Copy !req
288. I like it.Copy !req
289. He's such
a cool guy.Copy !req
290. Cool guy?Copy !req
291. What are you,
in eighth grade?Copy !req
292. He's the first cool guy
I've ever been friends withCopy !req
293. in my whole life.Copy !req
294. You know,
it's a different worldCopy !req
295. when you're
with a cool guy.Copy !req
296. He's not afraid
of anybody.Copy !req
297. You should hear the way
he talks to waitresses.Copy !req
298. He gets free pie!Copy !req
299. Hey.
Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
300. Nice move today.Copy !req
301. Nice move today.Copy !req
302. What?Copy !req
303. Horning in on
my rock climbing trip.Copy !req
304. It's just supposed to be
me and Tony.Copy !req
305. He asked me.Copy !req
306. You put him
on the spot.Copy !req
307. You know, I think that
you're in love with him.Copy !req
308. What?Copy !req
309. That's ridiculous!Copy !req
310. No, no. I don't
think so.Copy !req
311. You love him.Copy !req
312. You better be careful on
those rocks tomorrow, buddy.Copy !req
313. You better be careful on
those rocks tomorrow, buddy.Copy !req
314. And you're not getting
any sandwiches, either!Copy !req
315. You're making
sandwiches?Copy !req
316. Hello.
I don't know
if there's gonna beCopy !req
317. places to eat
up there.
Who?Copy !req
318. Hey, Elaine, does Tony
like peanut butter?Copy !req
319. Hates it.Copy !req
320. Good thing
I asked.Copy !req
321. Who is it?Copy !req
322. Oh, well,
she says Jane.Copy !req
323. Yeah, so?Copy !req
324. Well, that voice,
it's very familiar.Copy !req
325. Throaty,
almost flinty.Copy !req
326. Did you say flinty?Copy !req
327. Yeah, yeah.
Flinty.Copy !req
328. Yodel-lay-hee-hoo!Copy !req
329. Yodel-lay-hee-hoo!Copy !req
330. Hello!Copy !req
331. Hello, hello!Copy !req
332. Hello!Copy !req
333. Hey, George,
you hear that—?Copy !req
334. Aah! Aah!
Let go of me!Copy !req
335. Oh, God,
please get off me!Copy !req
336. I don't wanna
die up here!Copy !req
337. Please, please!
Please, stop moving.Copy !req
338. That's all
I ask of you.Copy !req
339. Aah! Kramer!
Kramer!Copy !req
340. Hey!Copy !req
341. George!
Let go of my leg!Copy !req
342. Kramer—Copy !req
343. Grab the rock!Copy !req
344. What rock?Copy !req
345. The rock
in front of you!Copy !req
346. The rock
in front of you!Copy !req
347. Oh!
All right!Copy !req
348. Ah!Copy !req
349. You've gotta relax.Copy !req
350. Try to yodel.
Yodel.Copy !req
351. Yodel-lay-hee-hoo!Copy !req
352. Yodel-lay-hee-hoo!Copy !req
353. That's it.
That's it.Copy !req
354. George!
Kramer!Copy !req
355. Yeah?Copy !req
356. Take the rope,Copy !req
357. thread it through
the carabiner and knot it.Copy !req
358. Then I'll climb up
to where you are.Copy !req
359. All right. George,
you got it?Copy !req
360. Yeah.Copy !req
361. You got it,
George?
Yeah.Copy !req
362. All right,
take it.Copy !req
363. Hey, George,Copy !req
364. you got anything
to eat, dude?Copy !req
365. Yeah, I, uh...Copy !req
366. Yeah, I, uh...Copy !req
367. I got
some sandwiches.Copy !req
368. I got tunaCopy !req
369. and salmon salad,
Tony,Copy !req
370. because I know you don't
like peanut butter.Copy !req
371. What?Copy !req
372. Dude... Aaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
373. Aah!
Aah!Copy !req
374. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
375. I've got oil
all over me.Copy !req
376. Can I have
your napkin?
What?Copy !req
377. Your napkin.
I'm dripping.Copy !req
378. Well, where's
your napkin?Copy !req
379. I used it up.Copy !req
380. Well,
I need mine.Copy !req
381. Oh, God, look at the time.
I gotta get to work.Copy !req
382. You know, I'd like to hear
about this job of yours.Copy !req
383. I told you
already.Copy !req
384. It's very boring.Copy !req
385. You know, I think I had
a little too much garlic.Copy !req
386. Can I have a piece
of some gum?Copy !req
387. Ah, you're fine.Copy !req
388. How's does
this thing work?Copy !req
389. Just press it.Copy !req
390. It's Elaine.Copy !req
391. Oh, come on up.Copy !req
392. Who is it?Copy !req
393. It's Elaine.Copy !req
394. Oh. Uh...Copy !req
395. Is she coming up?Copy !req
396. Yeah.
Ah. Huh.Copy !req
397. Uh, you know, your breath
is a little garlicky.Copy !req
398. You better take
some gum.Copy !req
399. Okay.Copy !req
400. Yeah, yeah.
Have a couple pieces.Copy !req
401. It's weak.
Weak gum.
Okay.Copy !req
402. Have some more.
For the road.Copy !req
403. Isn't it
too much?Copy !req
404. Nah. Trust me.Copy !req
405. Believe me. Nah.
It's good. Yes.Copy !req
406. Smells?Copy !req
407. Yeah. Stinks.
Terrible.Copy !req
408. Yeah. Stinks.
Terrible.Copy !req
409. Hi, Elaine.
Hi!Copy !req
410. How are
you?
Good.Copy !req
411. This is Jane.
Elaine.Copy !req
412. Hi.Copy !req
413. Hi!Copy !req
414. Nice to meet you,
finally.Copy !req
415. It's so nice
to meet you.Copy !req
416. I look forward
to Saturday night.Copy !req
417. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
418. Okay, so I'll see you
Saturday night.Copy !req
419. Saturday night!Copy !req
420. What is with
the gum?Copy !req
421. What is with
the gum?Copy !req
422. I know. Big problem.
She puts, like,
four pieces in her mouth.Copy !req
423. It's ridiculous. I don't think
we can get together Saturday.Copy !req
424. Because of the gum.Copy !req
425. Well, it's too much.
It's embarrassing.Copy !req
426. Why does have to
chew so many?Copy !req
427. She's one of
these peopleCopy !req
428. that always has
to be different.Copy !req
429. She's in there.
I can hear her.Copy !req
430. All right, who's
gonna tell her?Copy !req
431. Uh, you tell her.Copy !req
432. It was
ault. If you hadn't
come along,Copy !req
433. it wouldn't have happened!Copy !req
434. I was the one
who was invited!
Oh, yeah?Copy !req
435. Well, look
who's here.Copy !req
436. Hey!Copy !req
437. Hey! What are you
doing here?Copy !req
438. Hey! What are you
doing here?Copy !req
439. You're alive!Copy !req
440. Yeah.Copy !req
441. Did you have fun?Copy !req
442. Yeah.
Well...Copy !req
443. For a little while.Copy !req
444. Yeah.Copy !req
445. Where's Tony?Copy !req
446. Oh.
Uh.Copy !req
447. Kramer was supposed
to tie a knot—Copy !req
448. Whoa, whoa,
ginga!Copy !req
449. You were supposed
to tie the knot.Copy !req
450. What, did something
happen?Copy !req
451. Well...Copy !req
452. Tony took a bit
of a tumble.Copy !req
453. His face!Copy !req
454. His face!Copy !req
455. Did something happen
to his face?Copy !req
456. Well, it all depends
on what you mean by...Copy !req
457. "happen."Copy !req
458. H-he's alive.
Yeah.Copy !req
459. What happened
to his face?Copy !req
460. What happened
to his face?Copy !req
461. Well...Copy !req
462. You see,
he slippedCopy !req
463. and landed
on a kind of a...Copy !req
464. A rock.Copy !req
465. Yeah.Copy !req
466. The ambulance got there
very quickly.Copy !req
467. It was
a big rock.Copy !req
468. We rode with him all the way
to the hospital.Copy !req
469. Yeah. I sang "99 Bottles
of Beer on the Wall."Copy !req
470. Well, aside from that,Copy !req
471. how'd he like the sandwiches?Copy !req
472. how'd he like the sandwiches?Copy !req
473. So, what did
the doctor say?Copy !req
474. They said, uh—Copy !req
475. They said
I'm coming along.Copy !req
476. Yeah.Copy !req
477. But what else
did they say?Copy !req
478. Well, let's see,
they said, uh...Copy !req
479. "Tony, try to
keep it clean."Copy !req
480. Right. Yeah.Copy !req
481. No, I mean, um,Copy !req
482. did they get into
stuff like, uh...Copy !req
483. long, jagged scarsCopy !req
484. long, jagged scarsCopy !req
485. or gross deformities,Copy !req
486. major skin grafts,
stuff like that?Copy !req
487. Uh... I really
don't remember.Copy !req
488. I was kind of out of it
the first couple of days.Copy !req
489. I was on a lot
of medication.Copy !req
490. You know, it was
kind of like a haze.Copy !req
491. It was pretty cool.Copy !req
492. Ha, ha.Copy !req
493. But, um, you know,Copy !req
494. in this medicated haze,Copy !req
495. in this sort of
woozy state, um,Copy !req
496. do you recall
the wordsCopy !req
497. "radical reconstructive
surgery" being uttered?Copy !req
498. "radical reconstructive
surgery" being uttered?Copy !req
499. I don't know.
I don't know.Copy !req
500. Think, Tony, think.Copy !req
501. I'm drawing a blank,
babe.Copy !req
502. Excuse me.Copy !req
503. Hi, Elaine.
Yeah.Copy !req
504. This isn't a very
good time, George.Copy !req
505. I-I just wanted to talk
to Tony for a minute.Copy !req
506. Step off, George!Copy !req
507. I don't wanna see you.Copy !req
508. Me? Step off?Copy !req
509. Yeah. Tony says you better
step off, George, so...Copy !req
510. Yeah. Tony says you better
step off, George, so...Copy !req
511. But why? It wasn't
my fault.Copy !req
512. You asked me
for a sandwich. I—Copy !req
513. I made such delicious
sandwiches, Elaine.Copy !req
514. Just beat it, dude!Copy !req
515. Here, Elaine, here.
It's Superman.Copy !req
516. Tony, please.Copy !req
517. Next time it'll
just be the two of us.Copy !req
518. There won't be any
next time, George.Copy !req
519. Oh.Copy !req
520. Oh, Tony, don't.
Okay.Copy !req
521. Step off, George,
okay?Copy !req
522. Can you just
step off?Copy !req
523. I just—
Step off.Copy !req
524. Step off.
Step off.Copy !req
525. Step off.
Step off.Copy !req
526. Oh!Copy !req
527. George, wait, wait.Copy !req
528. Yes?Copy !req
529. Would you throw
this trash out?Copy !req
530. Ah, oh, I been waiting
a while for this.Copy !req
531. You know, it's a shame
Tony got all banged up,Copy !req
532. because we can't get
together on Saturday night.Copy !req
533. Ah, that's too bad.
What a shame.Copy !req
534. Yeah. It is.
It's a damn shame.Copy !req
535. Yeah. It is.
It's a damn shame.Copy !req
536. A damn shame!Copy !req
537. Well, maybe when
he's feeling better.Copy !req
538. Yeah. Without a doubt.
I'm down.Copy !req
539. Whoo!Copy !req
540. Oh, hey.
How you doing?Copy !req
541. Hey, hey.Copy !req
542. Jane, this is
my neighbor Kramer.Copy !req
543. Oh, hey.
Hello, Kramer.Copy !req
544. Well, hello,
Jane.Copy !req
545. Jerry's told me
so much about you.Copy !req
546. I feel like I know
you intimately.Copy !req
547. Oh, I don't
think so.Copy !req
548. We never met. I never
talked to you on the phone.Copy !req
549. We never met. I never
talked to you on the phone.Copy !req
550. See you.Copy !req
551. Where ya
going?
Uptown. To the Y.Copy !req
552. Oh, I'm going
uptown too.Copy !req
553. You wanna
split a cab?Copy !req
554. What about
the driver?Copy !req
555. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
556. All right,
I changed my mind.Copy !req
557. I don't think
I'm gonna go now.Copy !req
558. Oh. All right, well,
see you later.Copy !req
559. Nice meeting you.Copy !req
560. See you.Copy !req
561. What's with you?Copy !req
562. That's her!
Who?Copy !req
563. Erica!
She's Erica!Copy !req
564. You think she's Erica,
the phone-sex woman?Copy !req
565. Jerry, that voiceCopy !req
566. Jerry, that voiceCopy !req
567. is tattooed
on my brain.Copy !req
568. It's her.Copy !req
569. I'm telling you,
it's her!Copy !req
570. You're crazy!Copy !req
571. Am I?Copy !req
572. Or am I so sane that
you just blew your mind?Copy !req
573. It's impossible!Copy !req
574. Is it?Copy !req
575. Or is it so possibleCopy !req
576. that your head
is spinning like a top?Copy !req
577. It can't be!Copy !req
578. Can't it?Copy !req
579. Or is your entire worldCopy !req
580. just crashing down
all around you?Copy !req
581. All right.
That's enough.Copy !req
582. Yeah!Copy !req
583. He's supposed to get
the bandages off on Sunday.Copy !req
584. What if?Copy !req
585. What?Copy !req
586. You know...Copy !req
587. Oh. You're afraid he might
look like Zippy the Pinhead.Copy !req
588. Yeah, I mean,
I mean,Copy !req
589. what is my obligation
here?Copy !req
590. You know,
we were just dating.Copy !req
591. It was probably
gonna be overCopy !req
592. in a couple of weeks
anyway.Copy !req
593. Oh. I thought you didn't
care about his looks.Copy !req
594. I lied.Copy !req
595. Ah-ha.Copy !req
596. Are you kidding?Copy !req
597. He's a mimbo.
I know that.Copy !req
598. He's a mimbo.
I know that.Copy !req
599. But he's my mimbo,
you know,Copy !req
600. and even if he is
a hideous freak,Copy !req
601. maybe... Maybe I can
learn to love him,Copy !req
602. and maybe in some
final irony,Copy !req
603. I'll learn what love
really is.Copy !req
604. You know, Jerry?Copy !req
605. I'm sorry. I didn't get
most of that.Copy !req
606. Uh, is that Kramer
over there?Copy !req
607. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
608. Hey, Kramer.Copy !req
609. Hey, Kramer.Copy !req
610. Huh?Copy !req
611. Hey.Copy !req
612. It's all set.Copy !req
613. What's all set?Copy !req
614. Erica's gonna
meet me here.Copy !req
615. Now we're gonna
find out the truth.Copy !req
616. How'd you get her
to meet you?Copy !req
617. We have a certain
chemistry.Copy !req
618. Oh, my God!Copy !req
619. Hi. Thought I'd
find you here.Copy !req
620. Hello, Erica.Copy !req
621. Erica? What are you
talking about?Copy !req
622. How could you say things
like that over the phone?Copy !req
623. What things?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
624. Selling sexual pleasure
on the phone?Copy !req
625. Selling sexual pleasure
on the phone?Copy !req
626. I sell paper goods,
you jerk.Copy !req
627. Paper goods?Copy !req
628. Excuse me. Do you have
a tissue?Copy !req
629. No, I'm sorry.Copy !req
630. I can't spare it.Copy !req
631. There's just not
enough to spare.Copy !req
632. Where's
the ladies' room?Copy !req
633. Eh.Copy !req
634. I have to go
to the bathroom too.Copy !req
635. Oh, damn.Copy !req
636. Something
wrong?Copy !req
637. Yeah, there's no
toilet paper in here.Copy !req
638. I usually check.
But would you mind?Copy !req
639. I can't.
I don't have it.Copy !req
640. I don't have
a square to spare.Copy !req
641. I can't spare
a square.Copy !req
642. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
643. I know you!Copy !req
644. That's right,
honey.Copy !req
645. And I know you!Copy !req
646. No! Wait!Copy !req
647. No!Copy !req
648. Here. Take it.Copy !req
649. Thanks.Copy !req
650. Don't call me
anymore.Copy !req
651. You either.Copy !req
652. Now, of course, the thing
is extreme sports:Copy !req
653. bungee jumping.Copy !req
654. To me, if bungee jumping
as a sport,Copy !req
655. so is being
a crash-test dummy.Copy !req
656. Just leaning does not
make it a sport.Copy !req
657. It's like a Wile E. Coyote
idea, isn't it?Copy !req
658. The thing I wonder about
in skydivingCopy !req
659. is why do they even
bother with the helmets?Copy !req
660. Can you almost make it?Copy !req
661. You might as well
wear a party hat.Copy !req
662. What's the difference?Copy !req
663. You jump out of a plane
20,000 feet in the air,Copy !req
664. the chute doesn't open,
I got news for you.Copy !req
665. the chute doesn't open,
I got news for you.Copy !req
666. The helmet is now
wearing you for protection.Copy !req
667. Later on, the helmet's talking
to the other helmets, going,Copy !req
668. "Boy, it's a good thing
he was there,Copy !req
669. "or I would have hit
the ground directly."Copy !req