1. How about that seedless
watermelon? What an invention.Copy !req
2. Scientists are working on this.Copy !req
3. I mean, other scientists
devote their livesCopy !req
4. to fighting cancer,
AIDS, heart disease.Copy !req
5. These guys go,
"No, I'm focusing on melon.Copy !req
6. "Oh, sure, thousands of people
are dying needlessly,Copy !req
7. "but this, ptooey.Copy !req
8. "That's gotta stop.Copy !req
9. "You ever try and pick
a wet one up off the floor?Copy !req
10. "It's almost impossible.Copy !req
11. I'm devoting my life to that."Copy !req
12. So I guess if they can
get rid of the seeds,Copy !req
13. the rind is going next.Copy !req
14. What do we need that for?
Get rid of the rind.Copy !req
15. What do we need that for?
Get rid of the rind.Copy !req
16. They're not gonna stop
until they're makingCopy !req
17. in-the-ground,
ready-to-eat fruit cupsCopy !req
18. growing right out
of the ground.Copy !req
19. So, what's her name?Copy !req
20. Karen.Copy !req
21. She nice?
Great.Copy !req
22. So you like her?
I think so.Copy !req
23. You don't know?Copy !req
24. I can't tell anymore.Copy !req
25. Well, do you
feel anything?Copy !req
26. Feel? What's that?Copy !req
27. All right.
Lemme ask you this.Copy !req
28. When she comes over,
you cleanin' up a lot?Copy !req
29. Yeah.
You straightenin' up,Copy !req
30. or you cleanin'?
Cleaning.Copy !req
31. You do the tub?
Yeah.Copy !req
32. On your knees, Ajax,Copy !req
33. hands scrubbin',
the whole deal?Copy !req
34. hands scrubbin',
the whole deal?Copy !req
35. Yeah.
Yeah, okay.Copy !req
36. I think
you're in love.Copy !req
37. Tub is love?Copy !req
38. Tub is love.Copy !req
39. Huh.Copy !req
40. So there you are.Copy !req
41. You got a nice girl
and a clean apartment.Copy !req
42. Yup.Copy !req
43. Just one little problem.Copy !req
44. Sexual?Copy !req
45. Yeah.Copy !req
46. Well...Copy !req
47. I've never really felt
confident in, uh...Copy !req
48. one particular aspect.Copy !req
49. Below the equator?Copy !req
50. Yeah.Copy !req
51. Nobody does.Copy !req
52. You know, nobody knows
what to do.Copy !req
53. You just close your eyes,
you hope for the best.Copy !req
54. I really think they're happy
if you just make an effort.Copy !req
55. I— I don't know.Copy !req
56. Last time I got the tap.Copy !req
57. Last time I got the tap.Copy !req
58. You got the tap?Copy !req
59. You know, you're goin' along,Copy !req
60. you think everything's
all right,Copy !req
61. and all of a sudden you,Copy !req
62. You get that tap
on the shoulder.Copy !req
63. You know, it's like, "Phweet!Copy !req
64. All right, that's enough.
You're through."Copy !req
65. The tap is tough.Copy !req
66. It's like the manager comin' out
and askin' you for the ball.Copy !req
67. Yeah.Copy !req
68. Well, maybe she just wanted
to move on to other business.Copy !req
69. No. No, this wasn't
moving on.Copy !req
70. No. No, this wasn't
moving on.Copy !req
71. I got the hook.Copy !req
72. I wish I could get
a lesson in that.Copy !req
73. It's a very complicated area.Copy !req
74. You could go crazy trying
to figure that place out.Copy !req
75. It's a hazy mystery.Copy !req
76. Anyway, I think
everything else is okay.Copy !req
77. Unless, of course,
she's fakin'.Copy !req
78. Who's fakin'?Copy !req
79. Nothing.Copy !req
80. Fakin' what?
Nobody's fakin'.Copy !req
81. Oh! Orgasms?Copy !req
82. She's not faking!Copy !req
83. How do you know?Copy !req
84. I know. I can tell.
It's one of my powers.Copy !req
85. I know. I can tell.
It's one of my powers.Copy !req
86. Why? Do you ever fake?Copy !req
87. Of course.
Really?Copy !req
88. You faked?Copy !req
89. On occasion.Copy !req
90. And the guy
never knows?Copy !req
91. Nah.Copy !req
92. How can he
not know that?Copy !req
93. Because I was good.Copy !req
94. I guess after
that many beers,Copy !req
95. he's probably
a little groggy, anyway.Copy !req
96. You didn't know.Copy !req
97. What's that?Copy !req
98. You didn't know.Copy !req
99. Are you saying...Copy !req
100. I think I'll have
a piece of cake.Copy !req
101. With me?
Well...Copy !req
102. You faked with me?Copy !req
103. Yeah.Copy !req
104. You faked with me.Copy !req
105. Yes.
No.Copy !req
106. Yes.
You faked it?Copy !req
107. I faked it.Copy !req
108. That whole thing,Copy !req
109. the whole production,
it was all an act?Copy !req
110. Not bad, huh?Copy !req
111. What about
the breathing,Copy !req
112. the panting, the moaning,
the screaming?Copy !req
113. Fake, fake,
fake, fake.Copy !req
114. I'm stunned.
I'm shocked.Copy !req
115. I'm stunned.
I'm shocked.Copy !req
116. How many times
did you do this?Copy !req
117. Um...Copy !req
118. All the time.Copy !req
119. All the time!Copy !req
120. Think I'll have
a chocolate malted here.Copy !req
121. But— But I'm so good.Copy !req
122. I'm sure you are.Copy !req
123. Jerry, listen,
it wasn't you.Copy !req
124. I just didn't have 'em
back then.Copy !req
125. She faked.Copy !req
126. Maybe they've all
been faking.Copy !req
127. I'm sure they're not.Copy !req
128. Maybe Karen is faking.Copy !req
129. She was
probably joking.Copy !req
130. No, no.
It was no joke.Copy !req
131. She didn't have any?Copy !req
132. No, none.Copy !req
133. She faked 'em all.Copy !req
134. Faked 'em all.Copy !req
135. Well, so she faked 'em.
So what?Copy !req
136. Th-th-the woman had an orgasm
under false pretenses.Copy !req
137. That— That's sexual perjury.Copy !req
138. You know, I heard her screaming
from my apartment.Copy !req
139. She woke me up
a few times.Copy !req
140. How did she do it?Copy !req
141. She's like Meryl Streep,
this woman.Copy !req
142. She's like Meryl Streep,
this woman.Copy !req
143. And I know how
to work the equipment.Copy !req
144. I'm not unskilled.
I'm in the union.Copy !req
145. I mean, if she at least told me,Copy !req
146. maybe I could've
done something about it.Copy !req
147. Yeah, I could've helped you out.Copy !req
148. What could
you have done?Copy !req
149. Well, I could've
given you some pointers.Copy !req
150. I know how to press
those buttons, buddy.Copy !req
151. Well, I'm feeling
very inadequateCopy !req
152. about the whole thing.
Ahhh...Copy !req
153. Don't "ahhh."Copy !req
154. I'm supposed to do something
with her later.Copy !req
155. I don't even think
I even wanna see her.Copy !req
156. I don't even think
I even wanna see her.Copy !req
157. Hello.Copy !req
158. Oh, hello, Elaine.Copy !req
159. So we havin'
dinner tonight?Copy !req
160. Uh, I don't know.
I'm not really in the mood.Copy !req
161. Why? What's wrong?Copy !req
162. You're not still thinkin'
about this afternoon, are you?Copy !req
163. What, the grilled cheese?
Nah, they always burn the toast.Copy !req
164. No, the other thing.Copy !req
165. Oh, that!Copy !req
166. Well...
Oh.Copy !req
167. Come on, Jerry. You're making
too much of a big deal about it.Copy !req
168. I guess. So you wanna meet
at that place at 7:30?Copy !req
169. Okay.
All right.Copy !req
170. All right, see you later.Copy !req
171. All right, see you later.Copy !req
172. Bye.
Bye.Copy !req
173. Renee, can you
come here a second?Copy !req
174. Let me ask you
something. Um...Copy !req
175. Have you ever... you know...Copy !req
176. faked it?Copy !req
177. Yeah, sometimes.Copy !req
178. Really, like when?Copy !req
179. Like if we went
to a Broadway show,Copy !req
180. if we had
really good seats.Copy !req
181. Yeah, well.Copy !req
182. Well, you know,
if it's enough alreadyCopy !req
183. and I just wanna
get some sleep.Copy !req
184. I really don't feel
like seein' her.Copy !req
185. You know, I've faked it.Copy !req
186. What?Copy !req
187. Yeah.Copy !req
188. You faked it?Copy !req
189. Yeah.Copy !req
190. Wh-why would you do that?Copy !req
191. Well, you know,
if it's enough alreadyCopy !req
192. and I just wanna
get some sleep.Copy !req
193. Yeah, but why
would you—?Copy !req
194. Oh!Copy !req
195. Bad peach?Copy !req
196. It's terrible!Copy !req
197. Did you get that at Joe's?Copy !req
198. Yeah, of course I got it
at Joe's.Copy !req
199. That's surprising.
His fruit's usually the best.Copy !req
200. You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna return this.Copy !req
201. You're returning
used fruit?Copy !req
202. Jerry, this peach
is subpar.Copy !req
203. So, what do you
want me to do?Copy !req
204. I want restitution.Copy !req
205. Restitution?Copy !req
206. You want restitution?Copy !req
207. Why should I give you
restitution?Copy !req
208. Why should I give you
restitution?Copy !req
209. Because it's no good.Copy !req
210. Once I put that fruit out,
that's where it ends for me.Copy !req
211. But it's still your fruit.Copy !req
212. You gotta stand
behind your fruit.Copy !req
213. Hey, I stand behind my fruit.
So?Copy !req
214. Hey, you got a bad peach?
That's an act of God.Copy !req
215. He makes the peaches.
I don't make the peaches.Copy !req
216. I sell the peaches.Copy !req
217. You got a problem,
you talk to him.Copy !req
218. You know, this whole place
is going, vvvvp, downhill.Copy !req
219. I could've come in here
last week with a bad plum,Copy !req
220. but I let it go.Copy !req
221. Well, I got a perfect solution
for you.Copy !req
222. Take your business elsewhere.Copy !req
223. Now you don't want my business.Copy !req
224. No, I don't want your business.Copy !req
225. And at this moment,
you're banned from the store.Copy !req
226. You're banned!Copy !req
227. You're banned!Copy !req
228. But what am I gonna
do for fruit?Copy !req
229. Mmm.Copy !req
230. Mmm, hm-hm-hm-hm-hm.Copy !req
231. Mmm!Copy !req
232. Whoo!Copy !req
233. Ah, ha-ha.Copy !req
234. You seem like you really
enjoyed your risotto.Copy !req
235. You have a very contented air
over there.Copy !req
236. You have a very contented air
over there.Copy !req
237. You look very contented,
very satisfied.Copy !req
238. Are you satisfied?Copy !req
239. I'm very satisfied.Copy !req
240. I'm— I'm sure if
you weren't satisfied,Copy !req
241. you would probably
say something, wouldn't you?Copy !req
242. I probably would.Copy !req
243. But then again,
I'm an enigma.Copy !req
244. Hey, listen, um,
instead of the movie, uh,Copy !req
245. maybe we'll go back
and, uh...Copy !req
246. you know...Copy !req
247. you know...Copy !req
248. Ha-ha-ha-hoo!Copy !req
249. Maybe.Copy !req
250. So, uh...Copy !req
251. y-you feel okay
about that whole thing,Copy !req
252. uh, what we do...
in there.Copy !req
253. You're generally okay
with everything in there.Copy !req
254. Generally.Copy !req
255. Do you, uh,Copy !req
256. feel the way you feel
after the risotto?Copy !req
257. Well, no.Copy !req
258. I feel full
after the risotto.Copy !req
259. I feel full
after the risotto.Copy !req
260. Yeah. Full.Copy !req
261. Mmm.Copy !req
262. Oh, God. Mmm.Copy !req
263. Mmm.Copy !req
264. Mmm. Mmm.Copy !req
265. Mmmmm-mm!Copy !req
266. Mmm!Copy !req
267. Oh.Copy !req
268. Whoo!Copy !req
269. Satisfied?
Mmm.Copy !req
270. Hey, you know what?Copy !req
271. You wanna go see
that new Meryl Streep movie?Copy !req
272. Meryl Streep?Copy !req
273. Meryl Streep?Copy !req
274. You don't like her?Copy !req
275. Eh, she's okay.Copy !req
276. Come on, I love her, Jerry.
She's so authentic.Copy !req
277. I really believe everything
is actually happening to her.Copy !req
278. There's no acting there.
Yeah.Copy !req
279. You don't want coffee
or anything, do you?Copy !req
280. I really admire
actors, you know?Copy !req
281. It's just such an incredible
skill to pull that off.Copy !req
282. Yeah. Yeah.
Can we get off of this?Copy !req
283. What's the matter?Copy !req
284. Nothin'.Copy !req
285. You're not still thinkin'
about that, are you?Copy !req
286. No, no.Copy !req
287. Oh, good.Copy !req
288. Gimme another shot.Copy !req
289. What?Copy !req
290. Another shot.
I want another shot.Copy !req
291. You mean...
Yes!Copy !req
292. Ohhh, no,
I don't think so.Copy !req
293. Come on!Copy !req
294. One shot. I could do it,
I know I could do it!Copy !req
295. Jerry, we're friends.
We can't do that.Copy !req
296. It would ruin our friendship.Copy !req
297. Oh, friendship.
Friendship, schmiendship.Copy !req
298. No. That's important to me.Copy !req
299. We won't ruin the friendship.Copy !req
300. Yeah— Yes, we will!Copy !req
301. Elaine...Copy !req
302. No, Jerry, it is
out of the question.Copy !req
303. You know what sex does
to a friendship. It kills it.Copy !req
304. Half-hour. Gimme a half-hour.Copy !req
305. No!
Okay. Fifteen minutes.Copy !req
306. I guarantee you, 15 minutes,
I can make it happen!Copy !req
307. No!Copy !req
308. You're worried I'll be able
to do it, aren't ya?Copy !req
309. Wha—?
No, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
310. Jerry, I don't care.Copy !req
311. No. No, that's it. That's it.Copy !req
312. You like havin' this over me.Copy !req
313. You don't want me to do it.Copy !req
314. You don't want me to do it.Copy !req
315. That is so ridiculous.Copy !req
316. Come on, Elaine!
No.Copy !req
317. Elaine!Copy !req
318. No!Copy !req
319. It's Jerry's fault.Copy !req
320. Jerry?Copy !req
321. Jerry and Elaine.
They made me nuts!Copy !req
322. Oh, I don't care,
George, really.Copy !req
323. It's all right.Copy !req
324. So you feel okay?Copy !req
325. Well...Copy !req
326. it's not like
after the risotto.Copy !req
327. Well, good night.Copy !req
328. I still
don't understandCopy !req
329. why we had to walk out
on that movie.Copy !req
330. Oh, that Meryl Streep,
she's such a phony baloney.Copy !req
331. Oh, that Meryl Streep,
she's such a phony baloney.Copy !req
332. Good night.Copy !req
333. Thanks for a really
fabulous evening.Copy !req
334. Oh, what,
you're upset?Copy !req
335. Yes, I'm upset.
Can't you tell?Copy !req
336. No, I can't.
Maybe you're faking.Copy !req
337. I'm really, really sorry
I told you that.Copy !req
338. I'm sorry too.Copy !req
339. Well, stop being
such a baby.Copy !req
340. You're a baby!Copy !req
341. You're a baby!Copy !req
342. It's all
your fault!Copy !req
343. You and Elaine,
all that orgasm talk!Copy !req
344. She did have an orgasm,
she didn't have an orgasm.Copy !req
345. Orgasm this! Orgasm that!Copy !req
346. I got so focused on it!Copy !req
347. I started to panic,
and poom! I lost it!Copy !req
348. I tried everything.Copy !req
349. I was talking to him.Copy !req
350. "Please wake up.
Do something."Copy !req
351. They're mysterious little
fellows, aren't they?Copy !req
352. I hate 'em!Copy !req
353. You know, it happens
to everybody.Copy !req
354. Happened to Houdini,Copy !req
355. Happened to Houdini,Copy !req
356. and he could get out
of a trunk underwaterCopy !req
357. with his hands in chains.Copy !req
358. But he had a problem with that.Copy !req
359. The miracle
is that it ever happens.Copy !req
360. It's like a magic trick.Copy !req
361. Sometimes I think
it would be easierCopy !req
362. to bend a spoon mentallyCopy !req
363. than to make
that transformation.Copy !req
364. Hey.Copy !req
365. Hey.
Listen...Copy !req
366. Uh, if I
give you money,Copy !req
367. will you go out
and get me some fruit?Copy !req
368. Why can't you get it?Copy !req
369. Why can't you get it?Copy !req
370. Well, I— I got banned
from the store.Copy !req
371. I can't go back in there now.Copy !req
372. What happened?Copy !req
373. Well, we had a fight
over the peach, and, uh,Copy !req
374. well, Joe doesn't want
my business.Copy !req
375. Hey, is that a joke
about Houdini?Copy !req
376. No.Copy !req
377. I told you not to say anything.Copy !req
378. Jerry, what am I
gonna do for fruit?Copy !req
379. Well, you'll have to go
to the supermarket.Copy !req
380. The supermarket?
It's impossible.Copy !req
381. They don't have a decent piece
of fruit at the supermarket!Copy !req
382. The apples are mealy,
the oranges are dry.Copy !req
383. I don't know what's
goin' on with the papayas!Copy !req
384. Look, Jerry, you gotta
go to Joe's!Copy !req
385. Look, Jerry, you gotta
go to Joe's!Copy !req
386. You gotta get me some fruit!Copy !req
387. Oh, so, what, am I gonna
buy all your fruit now?Copy !req
388. Well, if Houdini couldn't do it,
what chance do I have?Copy !req
389. Hello.Copy !req
390. Oh, hi, Patty.
Thanks for calling me back.Copy !req
391. I just wanted to
ask you a question.Copy !req
392. When we were going out,
did you have orgasms?Copy !req
393. Okay.Copy !req
394. Thanks. No, that's it.Copy !req
395. Yeah, okay. Bye.Copy !req
396. Patty Lawrence had 'em!Copy !req
397. All right, look, I'm gonna make
you a fruit list, all right?Copy !req
398. All right, look, I'm gonna make
you a fruit list, all right?Copy !req
399. Yeah.
Hello, Elaine?Copy !req
400. Patty Lawrence had orgasms.
What do you think about that?Copy !req
401. And I got calls in
to six other women.Copy !req
402. And I'll bet you
they confirm an orgasm too.Copy !req
403. So, what do you have to
say now, Elaine?Copy !req
404. Hello?Copy !req
405. Why do I feel like
I'm doin' somethin' wrong?Copy !req
406. All right, now,
here's the list.Copy !req
407. All this? It's too much.Copy !req
408. What do you need
five mangoes for?Copy !req
409. I like mangoes.Copy !req
410. Avocado?Copy !req
411. I don't know how
to pick out an avocado.Copy !req
412. Well, they gotta
be soft.Copy !req
413. Well, they gotta
be soft.Copy !req
414. How soft?
But not too soft.Copy !req
415. See, better too hard
than too soft.Copy !req
416. Well, I'm not going
through this every week,Copy !req
417. I'll tell you that right now.
All right.Copy !req
418. Now, what are these? Plums?
What is that?Copy !req
419. Yeah. Now, get the ones
that are red on the inside.Copy !req
420. Uh-uh. Well, how do I know
what they look like inside?Copy !req
421. What do they look like
on the outside?Copy !req
422. Oh! And get
some plantains.Copy !req
423. Plantains?
Yes.Copy !req
424. What the hell is a plantain?Copy !req
425. Oh, it's part of
the banana family.Copy !req
426. It's a delicacy.Copy !req
427. You're not getting
any plantains.Copy !req
428. Hey, Joe.Copy !req
429. How's it goin'?Copy !req
430. Good. Just gettin'
some fruit for myself.Copy !req
431. Uh, gotta have fruit
in the house.Copy !req
432. I like it
as a snack.Copy !req
433. Wholesome, natural,
chock-full of vitamins.Copy !req
434. All right, let's see.Copy !req
435. Mangoes.Copy !req
436. Four plums with red
on the inside.Copy !req
437. Four plums with red
on the inside.Copy !req
438. Avocado.Copy !req
439. Ooh, just right.Copy !req
440. And, uh...Copy !req
441. three plantains
ought to do it.Copy !req
442. All right, all right.
Just hold it right there!Copy !req
443. What?Copy !req
444. This fruit isn't for you.Copy !req
445. Why, what're you talking about?Copy !req
446. You think I don't know, huh?Copy !req
447. Mangoes, plantains,Copy !req
448. plums with the red
on the inside?Copy !req
449. That's Kramer!Copy !req
450. I can't buy mangoes
and plantains?Copy !req
451. I can't buy mangoes
and plantains?Copy !req
452. All right, get out!Copy !req
453. You're making
a big mistake, Joe.Copy !req
454. I'll tell you something else,Copy !req
455. I don't want your business,
either.Copy !req
456. Are you saying you're banning me
from the store?Copy !req
457. That's exactly what I'm saying.Copy !req
458. I'm banned?Copy !req
459. You're banned.Copy !req
460. All right,
where do you want it?Copy !req
461. Put it
over there.Copy !req
462. Yes!Copy !req
463. This stuff is heavy.Copy !req
464. What do you got?
Ooh, look at these.Copy !req
465. Ooh, these mangoes
are beautiful.Copy !req
466. Oh, those are beautiful.Copy !req
467. Oh, those are beautiful.Copy !req
468. You did good, George.Copy !req
469. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
470. All right,
I gotta get goin'.Copy !req
471. What are you doin'?Copy !req
472. I got a date with Karen.Copy !req
473. I don't know what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
474. Nothing happening down there.Copy !req
475. You're thinkin' about it
too much.Copy !req
476. You're puttin'
too much emphasis on it.Copy !req
477. I knew this was gonna
happen someday.Copy !req
478. It was inevitable.Copy !req
479. I've known it ever since
I was a little kid.Copy !req
480. I've been waitin' for it.Copy !req
481. This mango's delicious!Copy !req
482. Hey, that
reminds me.Copy !req
483. I'm not getting' you guys
any more fruit.Copy !req
484. That guy was eyeballin' me
the whole time.Copy !req
485. That guy was eyeballin' me
the whole time.Copy !req
486. He gave me the creeps.Copy !req
487. All right, you owe me 28.60.Copy !req
488. Gee, sorry.
I don't have any cash.Copy !req
489. I only got hundreds.Copy !req
490. You see, I—
All right, I knew it!Copy !req
491. Oh, come on. Come on,
we're gonna pay you.Copy !req
492. Here, have some mango.
I don't want any mango.Copy !req
493. Come on, take some.
It's good.Copy !req
494. Very good.Copy !req
495. Juicy.
Yeah.Copy !req
496. Ripe.
Mm.Copy !req
497. Boy, this Joe's got
some terrific fruit.Copy !req
498. Mmm.Copy !req
499. Mmm.Copy !req
500. What?Copy !req
501. I feel like I got a B12 shot.Copy !req
502. This is like
a taste explosion.Copy !req
503. I told ya.Copy !req
504. What is it?Copy !req
505. I think it moved.Copy !req
506. Oh, my God, I think it moved!Copy !req
507. Yeah, give me the big piece.Copy !req
508. I'll see you later!Copy !req
509. Hi, George.Copy !req
510. I'm back, baby!
I'm back!Copy !req
511. Want some mango?Copy !req
512. No, thanks.
Yeah.Copy !req
513. Well, well.Copy !req
514. If it isn't the first lady
of the American theater.Copy !req
515. What brings you here?Copy !req
516. Just gonna return some of your
things that were in my house.Copy !req
517. Oh, and I've got
some things of yours here.Copy !req
518. I know.Copy !req
519. Well, I'll get them.
I'm waiting.Copy !req
520. All right, then.Copy !req
521. You got my fins?Copy !req
522. Yeah, I got your fins.
Do you have my poker chips?Copy !req
523. I got your poker chips.
You got my goggles?Copy !req
524. They're next
to the fins.Copy !req
525. You got my cards?Copy !req
526. They're next to
the poker chips.Copy !req
527. They're next to
the poker chips.Copy !req
528. Okay.Copy !req
529. All right.Copy !req
530. Guess that just about...
does it.Copy !req
531. I guess.Copy !req
532. Okay, well...Copy !req
533. see you around.Copy !req
534. Yeah, see ya.Copy !req
535. All right, let's go.
I'll give you half an hour.Copy !req
536. What?Copy !req
537. Come on.Copy !req
538. Are you serious?
Look, Jerry,Copy !req
539. we have to have sex
to save the friendship.Copy !req
540. we have to have sex
to save the friendship.Copy !req
541. Sex...Copy !req
542. to save the friendship.Copy !req
543. Well...Copy !req
544. if we have to, we have to.Copy !req
545. Mmm...Copy !req
546. Oh, George.Copy !req
547. Ohhh.Copy !req
548. Please, it's not necessary.Copy !req
549. Mmm, what's not necessary?Copy !req
550. The little extra moan
you threw in there.Copy !req
551. The little extra moan
you threw in there.Copy !req
552. Laying it on a bit thick,
don't you think?Copy !req
553. What're you talking about?Copy !req
554. What am I talking about?Copy !req
555. Come on.Copy !req
556. You don't think
I bought all that.Copy !req
557. Bought what?Copy !req
558. No. You're very good.Copy !req
559. Very good with the moanings
and the gyrations.Copy !req
560. You really had me
goin' there for a minute.Copy !req
561. You think I was faking?Copy !req
562. Come on.Copy !req
563. With the, "Oh, George!
Oh, George!"Copy !req
564. Come on.Copy !req
565. Not that I don't
appreciate the effortCopy !req
566. Not that I don't
appreciate the effortCopy !req
567. that was put into
the performance.Copy !req
568. I'd like you to leave.Copy !req
569. What?Copy !req
570. I said I would
like you to leave!Copy !req
571. Come on, just get
your clothes on and get out.Copy !req
572. But why?
Because I said so!Copy !req
573. I— I can't find
my glasses.Copy !req
574. Well, hurry up.Copy !req
575. Lemme look
for my glasses.Copy !req
576. Get out!Copy !req
577. Get out!Copy !req
578. Get out!Copy !req
579. It's all George's fault.Copy !req
580. All that talk about impotence,
it got to me.Copy !req
581. And that orgasm stuff.
Orgasm this and orgasm that.Copy !req
582. It's a lot of pressure!Copy !req
583. Hey, you know,
I'm a little hungry.Copy !req
584. You wouldn't happen to have
any of that mango left?Copy !req
585. The female orgasm
is kind of like the Batcave.Copy !req
586. Very few people
know where it is,Copy !req
587. and, uh, if you're
lucky enough to see it,Copy !req
588. you probably don't know
how you got there,Copy !req
589. and you can't find
your way back after you leave.Copy !req
590. There are two types
of female orgasm:Copy !req
591. the real and the fake.Copy !req
592. And, uh, I'll tell you
right now,Copy !req
593. as a man, we don't know.Copy !req
594. We do not know,
because to men,Copy !req
595. sex is like
a car accident,Copy !req
596. and determining
the female orgasmCopy !req
597. is like being asked,Copy !req
598. "What did you see after
the car went out of control?"Copy !req
599. "What did you see after
the car went out of control?"Copy !req
600. "Uh, I heard a lot
of screeching sounds.Copy !req
601. "I-I remember I was facin'
the wrong way at one point.Copy !req
602. And in the end,
my body was thrown clear."Copy !req