1. I would say
the concept behind the car phoneCopy !req
2. and the phone machine,Copy !req
3. the speaker phone,
the airline phone,Copy !req
4. the portable phone,Copy !req
5. the pay phone,
the cordless phone,Copy !req
6. the multiline phone,
the phone pager, call waiting,Copy !req
7. call forwarding,
call conferencing,Copy !req
8. speed dialing, direct dialing,Copy !req
9. and the redialingCopy !req
10. is that we all have
absolutely nothing to say,Copy !req
11. and we've got to talk to someone
about itCopy !req
12. right now.Copy !req
13. Cannot wait another second.Copy !req
14. I mean, come on, you're at home,
you're on the phone.Copy !req
15. You're in the car,
you're making calls.Copy !req
16. You get to work—
"Any messages for me?"Copy !req
17. You've got to give people
a chanceCopy !req
18. You've got to give people
a chanceCopy !req
19. to miss you a little!Copy !req
20. You know, it's bad enoughCopy !req
21. you have a car phone.Copy !req
22. Do you have to use the speaker?Copy !req
23. It's safer.Copy !req
24. Plus, it's more annoying
to the other person.Copy !req
25. Oh, look at this guy.Copy !req
26. What's going on?Copy !req
27. There's a guy
trying to get in front of me.Copy !req
28. He has to ask permission.Copy !req
29. Yes, go ahead, get in, get in.Copy !req
30. Did you get a "thank you" wave?Copy !req
31. No, nothing.Copy !req
32. How could you not give
a "thank you" wave?Copy !req
33. Hey, buddy,
where's my "thank you" wave?Copy !req
34. Give me that wave!Copy !req
35. Give me that wave!Copy !req
36. Hey, Jerry,
are you free on Friday?Copy !req
37. Yeah, I'm free. Why?Copy !req
38. Oh, God.Copy !req
39. I bumped into Robin Sandusky
today.Copy !req
40. She asked me to have dinner
with her and her husband.Copy !req
41. Oh, my God.Copy !req
42. You won't believe
what I just saw.Copy !req
43. A car just bashed
into a parked carCopy !req
44. and sped off right on my block.Copy !req
45. You've got to follow that car.Copy !req
46. What?Copy !req
47. You can't let him get away
with that.Copy !req
48. Elaine,
the guy could be dangerous.Copy !req
49. What are you, yellow?Copy !req
50. I'm not yellow.Copy !req
51. Jerry, if you don't follow him,
you're yellow.Copy !req
52. Wait, he stopped. He's parking.Copy !req
53. What? What?
I can't hear you. Jerry?Copy !req
54. Uh, excuse me...Copy !req
55. I was... driving behind you...Copy !req
56. you know, a few blocks back,Copy !req
57. and I— I couldn't... help—Copy !req
58. Maybe you didn't
realize...Copy !req
59. I— I— I witnessed that...Copy !req
60. that... uh... your...Copy !req
61. your left rear tire's
a little low.Copy !req
62. You know, that can affect
the performanceCopy !req
63. of the twin I-beam suspension,Copy !req
64. of the twin I-beam suspension,Copy !req
65. not to mention, you know,
your rack-and-pinion steering.Copy !req
66. So I wound up going out
for a decaf cappuccinoCopy !req
67. with her.Copy !req
68. Boy, what a story.Copy !req
69. I— I'm speechless, speechless.
I have no speech.Copy !req
70. You know, I really liked her.Copy !req
71. We talked, we flirted.Copy !req
72. and when she'd laugh,Copy !req
73. she'd reach out
and touch my arm.Copy !req
74. I love when they touch your arm.
I can't get enough of that.Copy !req
75. Me either.
Why is that?Copy !req
76. Let's not even analyze it.Copy !req
77. So you didn't turn her in.Copy !req
78. I wanted to, but I couldn't
go through with it.Copy !req
79. Are you gonna
see her again?Copy !req
80. Friday night.Copy !req
81. Yeah?Copy !req
82. It's me.Copy !req
83. Come on up.Copy !req
84. By the way, Elaine does not need
to know about anything.Copy !req
85. Hey, hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
86. I dig.Copy !req
87. Oh, you dig?Copy !req
88. Yes.Copy !req
89. Yes.Copy !req
90. I see enormous
potential there.Copy !req
91. Why?Copy !req
92. Because great couplesCopy !req
93. always have a great story
about how they met.Copy !req
94. That's why I've never been
in a long-term relationship.Copy !req
95. I never had
a good meeting story.Copy !req
96. I'm wondering if I'm nuts
for pursuing this woman at all.Copy !req
97. I don't think so.Copy !req
98. Look,
she slammed into a parked car.Copy !req
99. She took no responsibilityCopy !req
100. for mutilating
the property of a stranger,Copy !req
101. and then she sped off
like a criminal.Copy !req
102. On the other hand...Copy !req
103. Does that mean
she should never be allowedCopy !req
104. to date again?Copy !req
105. to date again?Copy !req
106. You scratch one car,Copy !req
107. and you're forbidden
to have social contactCopy !req
108. for the rest of your life?Copy !req
109. Nah.Copy !req
110. What am I drinking? Milk?Copy !req
111. Hey.Copy !req
112. Hi.Copy !req
113. Sweater.Copy !req
114. Thank you.Copy !req
115. So... what happened?Copy !req
116. With what?Copy !req
117. With the car.
What car?Copy !req
118. The hit and run.Copy !req
119. Oh, right, right, right, right,
right, right, right, right,Copy !req
120. the hit and run.Copy !req
121. Well...Copy !req
122. Actually,
the guy went into Queens.Copy !req
123. Actually,
the guy went into Queens.Copy !req
124. Queens?Copy !req
125. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
126. You followed him
over the bridge?Copy !req
127. Over the bridge.Copy !req
128. Well, I...Copy !req
129. I didn't know you went
into Queens, Jerry.Copy !req
130. Yeah, Queens.Copy !req
131. So... then what?Copy !req
132. So he gets out of the car.Copy !req
133. I said, "Hey, buddy,
I saw you hit that car,"Copy !req
134. so he says to me,Copy !req
135. "What are you gonna do
about it?"Copy !req
136. So I said to him,
"Whatever's necessary."Copy !req
137. I— I...Copy !req
138. I am... speechless.Copy !req
139. I am... speechless.Copy !req
140. I am without speech.Copy !req
141. Tell her about the shoving.Copy !req
142. What?Copy !req
143. What shoving?Copy !req
144. Oh, it was nothing.Copy !req
145. No.Copy !req
146. Tell her.Copy !req
147. Come on, tell me.Copy !req
148. Well, he kind of
lost his temper,Copy !req
149. and he was pushing me up
against the car,Copy !req
150. so I went into a karate stance.Copy !req
151. Hiya!Copy !req
152. You know karate?Copy !req
153. I know a little.Copy !req
154. Well, I—
This is so amazing to me.Copy !req
155. Jerry, what did he do?Copy !req
156. He backed off.Copy !req
157. It was pretty pathetic,
actually.Copy !req
158. Hey.Copy !req
159. Hey.Copy !req
160. Did you tell Kramer?Copy !req
161. Nah.Copy !req
162. What, what? Tell me.Copy !req
163. Jerry saw this guy
smash into a car,Copy !req
164. and he followed him.Copy !req
165. Good for you.Copy !req
166. Good for you.Copy !req
167. What kind
of a sick lowlifeCopy !req
168. would do a thing
like that?Copy !req
169. You know,
those people,Copy !req
170. you know, they're
mentally disturbed.Copy !req
171. They should be sent
to Australia.Copy !req
172. Australia?Copy !req
173. Yeah, yeah,
that's where EnglandCopy !req
174. used to send
their convicts.Copy !req
175. But not anymore.Copy !req
176. No.Copy !req
177. Hey, Kramer?Copy !req
178. Kramer?Copy !req
179. Huh?Copy !req
180. What— What happened
to you right here?Copy !req
181. I don't know.Copy !req
182. You know,
I was watchingCopy !req
183. You know,
I was watchingCopy !req
184. Entertainment
Tonight,Copy !req
185. and... suddenly,
you know, I got dizzy,Copy !req
186. and the next thing
I know,Copy !req
187. I hit my head
on the coffee table.Copy !req
188. Well, that is...
that is strange.Copy !req
189. Yeah, it— it's...Copy !req
190. All right.Copy !req
191. Oh, Jerry, we're still on
for Friday night, right?Copy !req
192. Oh, Friday, no, I can't.
I'm sorry. I have a date.Copy !req
193. But last night,
you said you were free.Copy !req
194. We just met.Copy !req
195. You know, maybe
it was a reactionCopy !req
196. to the sardines.Copy !req
197. to the sardines.Copy !req
198. But I— I can't go alone.Copy !req
199. Ask George to go with you.Copy !req
200. George, come on.Copy !req
201. I'll pay for you.Copy !req
202. You'll pay? I'm there.Copy !req
203. Why do you even need anybody?Copy !req
204. Because I hate being
at a table aloneCopy !req
205. with a married couple,Copy !req
206. talking
about their married friendsCopy !req
207. and their married furniture.Copy !req
208. They're always trying
to make me feelCopy !req
209. like their life
is so much better than mine.Copy !req
210. You know,
I have a very exciting life.Copy !req
211. It's very exciting.Copy !req
212. You went out
with a bullfighter?Copy !req
213. Yeah, yeah, well,
an ex-bullfighter now.Copy !req
214. Wow.Copy !req
215. What was his name?Copy !req
216. His name?Copy !req
217. His... his name was...Copy !req
218. was... Ed-uardo...Copy !req
219. Car... ochio.Copy !req
220. Pass the salt, please.Copy !req
221. Where did you meet him?Copy !req
222. Um, actually,
I met him in Switzerland,Copy !req
223. and he was fighting...Copy !req
224. Is that the word they use,
"fighting"?Copy !req
225. Is that the word they use,
"fighting"?Copy !req
226. Because they don't really fight
the bull.Copy !req
227. They avoid fighting the bull.Copy !req
228. Bread.Copy !req
229. Oh, I just love
meeting new people, you know?Copy !req
230. That's how you really do learn
about life.Copy !req
231. God bless you.Copy !req
232. Thank you.Copy !req
233. I wasn't going
to say anything,Copy !req
234. but then I could seeCopy !req
235. that he wasn't going
to open his mouth.Copy !req
236. that he wasn't going
to open his mouth.Copy !req
237. You know
who's a good actor?Copy !req
238. Anthony Quinn.Copy !req
239. Oh, Anthony Quinn,Copy !req
240. fine actor,Copy !req
241. but from what I understand,
not a very good driver.Copy !req
242. Hits everything
on the road,Copy !req
243. but always leaves a note.Copy !req
244. Did you ever see
Zorba the Greek?Copy !req
245. Excellent film.Copy !req
246. In fact, Quinn said
he never felt so goodCopy !req
247. as when he left a note
after smacking into a car.Copy !req
248. Come here.Copy !req
249. Really, I— I was
only kidding around.Copy !req
250. He was only joking, Michael.Copy !req
251. You think you're
so damn specialCopy !req
252. You think you're
so damn specialCopy !req
253. because you said
"God bless you"?Copy !req
254. I— I don't think
I'm special.Copy !req
255. My mother always said
I'm not special.Copy !req
256. He was only joking,
Michael.Copy !req
257. I'm sorry.Copy !req
258. Oh, right,
take his side!Copy !req
259. I am not taking
his side.Copy !req
260. Well, whose side
are you taking?Copy !req
261. Well, I'm not taking
your side!Copy !req
262. Kirk Douglas—Copy !req
263. Kirk Douglas—Copy !req
264. Now, there's another
very bad driver,Copy !req
265. but he's such
an unbelievable guyCopy !req
266. that when he hits someone,
he doesn't even leave a note.Copy !req
267. He sits in his car,Copy !req
268. and he waits for the other
person to show upCopy !req
269. so he can exchange license,
registration,Copy !req
270. and apologize.Copy !req
271. I mean, I said "God bless you."
Was that so wrong?Copy !req
272. The question is...Copy !req
273. Did you allow a space
for the husbandCopy !req
274. to come in with
his "God bless you"?Copy !req
275. Because as the husband,Copy !req
276. he has the right
of first refusal.Copy !req
277. he has the right
of first refusal.Copy !req
278. Yeah?
It's me.Copy !req
279. Come on up.Copy !req
280. Yes.Copy !req
281. Yes, I definitely waited,Copy !req
282. but let me say this—Copy !req
283. Once he passes on that option,Copy !req
284. that "God bless you"
is up for grabs.Copy !req
285. No argument,Copy !req
286. unless she's one of these
multiple sneezers,Copy !req
287. and he's holding his
"God bless you" in abeyanceCopy !req
288. until she completes the series.Copy !req
289. Well, I don't think
she is a multiple sneezer,Copy !req
290. because she sneezed
again later,Copy !req
291. because she sneezed
again later,Copy !req
292. and it was
also a single.Copy !req
293. What if she's having
an off night?Copy !req
294. Hi.Copy !req
295. Hi.Copy !req
296. Well...
if it isn't Mr. Gesundheit.Copy !req
297. Oh, yeah,Copy !req
298. like there's something wrong
with saying "God bless you."Copy !req
299. I was raised
to say "God bless you."Copy !req
300. Oh, shut up.Copy !req
301. What does it mean, anyway,
"God bless you"?Copy !req
302. It's a stupid stuperstition.Copy !req
303. A stupid what?Copy !req
304. Whatever.Copy !req
305. You know, if you want
to make a person feel betterCopy !req
306. after they sneeze,Copy !req
307. you shouldn't say,
"God bless you."Copy !req
308. You should say,
"You're so good-looking."Copy !req
309. Yeah.Copy !req
310. Yeah, that's better
than "God bless you."Copy !req
311. Anyway, she left a message
on my machine.Copy !req
312. She wants you to call her.Copy !req
313. Who?Copy !req
314. Robin.Copy !req
315. Why?Copy !req
316. Well, I assume
she called to apologize.Copy !req
317. That's why she called me.Copy !req
318. Entertainment
Tonight is on.Copy !req
319. Entertainment
Tonight is on.Copy !req
320. Where's the remote phone?Copy !req
321. Bedroom.Copy !req
322. Hey, grab Jerry's sweater
for me, would you?Copy !req
323. Georgia peach Marla MaplesCopy !req
324. reportedly threw
yet another stiletto...Copy !req
325. What's it like out?Copy !req
326. It's chilly out.Copy !req
327. Should I take
a sweater?Copy !req
328. Yeah, I mean,Copy !req
329. you could take
a sweaterCopy !req
330. you could take
a sweaterCopy !req
331. if you want.Copy !req
332. Scarf?Copy !req
333. Nah.Copy !req
334. Hey, shut this off.
Shut it off.Copy !req
335. Hey, what—Copy !req
336. What's the matter?
What's going on?Copy !req
337. What happened?Copy !req
338. What?Copy !req
339. I think I hit my head again.Copy !req
340. What is wrong?Copy !req
341. Hey, hey,
wait a minute.Copy !req
342. Let me ask you
something.Copy !req
343. Kramer, the last time
you hit your head,Copy !req
344. was Mary Hart on TV?Copy !req
345. Yeah.Copy !req
346. That is it!
What?Copy !req
347. That is it!Copy !req
348. That is it!Copy !req
349. Mary Hart's voice!
Don't you see?Copy !req
350. There's somethingCopy !req
351. about the sound of
Mary Hart's voiceCopy !req
352. that's giving you
seizures.Copy !req
353. Just like— just like—
just like that womanCopy !req
354. in Albany.Copy !req
355. Mary Hart?Copy !req
356. Oh, my God.Copy !req
357. What?Copy !req
358. Well, she apologized,
and then she wanted to knowCopy !req
359. if we could
get togetherCopy !req
360. Wednesday afternoon.Copy !req
361. Get together?Copy !req
362. Maybe she just wants
to talk to me.Copy !req
363. Married woman
don't get together.Copy !req
364. They have affairs.Copy !req
365. Oh, my God, an affair...Copy !req
366. It's so adult.Copy !req
367. It's so adult.Copy !req
368. It's like with stockings
and martinisCopy !req
369. and William Holden...Copy !req
370. On the other hand,Copy !req
371. it probably wouldn't cost me
any money.Copy !req
372. Are you... actually
considering this?Copy !req
373. I can't have an affair
with a married woman.Copy !req
374. That's despicable.Copy !req
375. Ugh...Copy !req
376. It's like hitting a car
and driving awayCopy !req
377. without leaving a note.Copy !req
378. Yeah.Copy !req
379. Hey, do you know
who owns that car?Copy !req
380. What car?Copy !req
381. The one that was hit
a couple of nights ago.Copy !req
382. The one that was hit
a couple of nights ago.Copy !req
383. Yeah? Who?Copy !req
384. That blonde across the street.Copy !req
385. You know,
the one with the long ponytail.Copy !req
386. She wears those blue sweatpants.Copy !req
387. The blonde
with the blue sweat...Copy !req
388. pants.Copy !req
389. Yeah, I think I've seen her.Copy !req
390. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
391. Well, I've got to get going.Copy !req
392. I'm meeting a guy
with gray sweatpants.Copy !req
393. Wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
394. How do you know
it's not John Tesh?Copy !req
395. The blonde
with the blue sweatpants.Copy !req
396. The blonde
with the blue sweatpants.Copy !req
397. Who is she?Copy !req
398. I've had a crush on this woman
for a year.Copy !req
399. I've always been afraid
to approach her.Copy !req
400. She looks like she belongs
on one of these Hallmark cards.Copy !req
401. Oh, right, right,
the blue sweatpants!Copy !req
402. Gee, it's too bad
you can't say anythingCopy !req
403. because of Angela.Copy !req
404. Oh... yeah.Copy !req
405. Too bad.Copy !req
406. Angela...Copy !req
407. Lousy thug.Copy !req
408. Lousy thug.Copy !req
409. I mean, what kind
of sick personCopy !req
410. does something
like that?Copy !req
411. The woman belongs
in prison.Copy !req
412. I mean, I actually
owe it to societyCopy !req
413. to do something
about this.Copy !req
414. I can't sit byCopy !req
415. and allow this
to go on.Copy !req
416. It's a moral issue,
is what it is.Copy !req
417. You can't compromise
your principles.Copy !req
418. How I am going to
live with myself?
Can't live.Copy !req
419. I'm not religious,Copy !req
420. but I certainly know
where to draw the line.Copy !req
421. This country needs
more people like you.Copy !req
422. Don't sell
yourself short,Copy !req
423. saying "God bless you"Copy !req
424. to every Tom,
Dick, and Harry,Copy !req
425. at great
personal risk.Copy !req
426. at great
personal risk.Copy !req
427. I believe strongly
in that, as you know.Copy !req
428. There should be
more people like us.Copy !req
429. That's why the world
is in the shapeCopy !req
430. that it's in.Copy !req
431. You're telling me.Copy !req
432. Anyway, I just
want you to knowCopy !req
433. that I'm gonna do
everything I canCopy !req
434. to make sure
the party responsibleCopy !req
435. is made to be responsible,Copy !req
436. or something
very close to that.Copy !req
437. Well, God bless you.Copy !req
438. Thank you very much.Copy !req
439. Oh, my God,
I must be crazy.Copy !req
440. What have I done?Copy !req
441. Oh, no.
What's wrong?Copy !req
442. What's wrong?Copy !req
443. I'll tell you what's wrong.
I just committed adultery.Copy !req
444. You didn't commit
adultery. I did.Copy !req
445. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
446. If I didn't do it with you,Copy !req
447. I would have done it
with someone else.Copy !req
448. Well, I... I wouldn't
want you to do that.Copy !req
449. You know, there's a lot
of losers out there.Copy !req
450. Maybe even someone
who didn't say "God bless you."Copy !req
451. Maybe even someone
who didn't say "God bless you."Copy !req
452. Well, that's a given.Copy !req
453. In three years with Michael,
not one "God bless you."Copy !req
454. It must be hell
living in that house.Copy !req
455. Hi, it's Michael.Copy !req
456. Hi, Michael.Copy !req
457. Is Robin there?Copy !req
458. Robin? No. Why?Copy !req
459. Uh... she saidCopy !req
460. she was gonna be
with you.Copy !req
461. No, I haven't spoken
to her all da—Copy !req
462. Uh...Copy !req
463. Yeah, right, um...Copy !req
464. As a— as a matter of fact,Copy !req
465. um, she— she was here,Copy !req
466. um, she— she was here,Copy !req
467. and... sh-she left a note,Copy !req
468. but I— I wasn't here,Copy !req
469. but I have the note...
right here.Copy !req
470. If she's not with you,
then where is she?Copy !req
471. Well, I— I don't know.Copy !req
472. Is she
with your bald friendCopy !req
473. from the other night?Copy !req
474. No... no.Copy !req
475. Come on, Michael.Copy !req
476. He's finished.Copy !req
477. I'm gonna sew his ass
to his face!Copy !req
478. I'm gonna twist
his neck so hard,Copy !req
479. his lips will be
his eyebrows!Copy !req
480. his lips will be
his eyebrows!Copy !req
481. I'm gonna break
his jointsCopy !req
482. and re-attach them!Copy !req
483. You're so good-looking.Copy !req
484. Now, you listen to me,
suckface!Copy !req
485. You tell anybody
anything,Copy !req
486. and I will carve my initials
in your brain tissue.Copy !req
487. Let me rephrase—Copy !req
488. I'll bash your skull
into a vegematicCopy !req
489. like a bad cabbage,Copy !req
490. and I'll have a party
on your head!Copy !req
491. Hi, Elaine.
This is Angela.Copy !req
492. I'll pluck
all your body hairs outCopy !req
493. I'll pluck
all your body hairs outCopy !req
494. with my teeth!Copy !req
495. Well, I think
I get the gist of it.Copy !req
496. So you don't say
anything to anybodyCopy !req
497. about me hitting
that car.Copy !req
498. What car?Copy !req
499. Good...Copy !req
500. I'm glad we understand
each other.Copy !req
501. It's not complicated.Copy !req
502. Very nice meeting you.Copy !req
503. Come on up.Copy !req
504. Well, well, well,
Mr. Seinfeld,Copy !req
505. that must have been
so frighteningCopy !req
506. when you confronted
that "guy" in Queens.Copy !req
507. Now, let me just seeCopy !req
508. if I've got
the scenario right.Copy !req
509. All right, Elaine.Copy !req
510. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no,Copy !req
511. because I'm picturing—
What? What?Copy !req
512. Oh, French ConnectionCopy !req
513. kind of thing,Copy !req
514. you know, sort of
a Popeye Doyle chaseCopy !req
515. through the city.Copy !req
516. It was just
a couple of blocks.Copy !req
517. Oh, no, no.
Come on, don't be so modest.Copy !req
518. Hey.Copy !req
519. Oh...Copy !req
520. Oh...Copy !req
521. Did you check
your machine?Copy !req
522. No. Why? What's happened?Copy !req
523. Michael called me today,
and he asked where Robin was...Copy !req
524. Yeah. Okay.Copy !req
525. And I said
that I hadn't seen her.Copy !req
526. What?Copy !req
527. No, George, George,
you don't understand.Copy !req
528. She didn't tell me
she was using me as an excuse,Copy !req
529. okay, but then—Copy !req
530. but then I realized
what was going on,Copy !req
531. and I said that
she left a note.Copy !req
532. Um...Copy !req
533. but he didn't
really buy that,Copy !req
534. and then— and then
he did mention your name.Copy !req
535. He mentioned my name?
What did he say?Copy !req
536. He mentioned my name?
What did he say?Copy !req
537. He said he was gonna...Copy !req
538. s-sew your ass
to your face.Copy !req
539. What?Copy !req
540. Why couldn't you think
of something?Copy !req
541. Well, I don't know.Copy !req
542. He caught me off guard.Copy !req
543. You lie!Copy !req
544. How hard is it to lie?Copy !req
545. It's not that hard.Copy !req
546. Well, who told you
to sleep with her, George?Copy !req
547. It's not my fault.Copy !req
548. I wasn't gonna do anythingCopy !req
549. until you got her all juiced up
with your storyCopy !req
550. about having the affair
with the matador!Copy !req
551. Oh, gosh, none of this
would never have happenedCopy !req
552. Oh, gosh, none of this
would never have happenedCopy !req
553. if you hadn't said
"God bless you"!Copy !req
554. Oh, don't start—Copy !req
555. Hold it, hold it,
hold it, people.Copy !req
556. Matador?Copy !req
557. Oh, God.Copy !req
558. What matador?Copy !req
559. She told this coupleCopy !req
560. she had an affair
with a matador.Copy !req
561. A matador...Copy !req
562. Well, well, well,Copy !req
563. uno momento, por favor.Copy !req
564. Pray tell,
what was the young man's name?Copy !req
565. Uh...Copy !req
566. Eduardo... Carochio.Copy !req
567. Eduardo... Carochio.Copy !req
568. Eduardo...Copy !req
569. Carochio!Copy !req
570. That's good.
That's very good.Copy !req
571. It kind of just rolls
off the tongue.Copy !req
572. I wonder where,
on the Upper West Side,Copy !req
573. a single girl
might meet a matador.Copy !req
574. Perhaps Zabars...Copy !req
575. Well...Copy !req
576. Or Ray's Pizza.Copy !req
577. Anyway, this person
told me to tell youCopy !req
578. to get an estimate
on the damage.Copy !req
579. Well, I already got an estimate.Copy !req
580. It's $875.Copy !req
581. It's $875.Copy !req
582. $875?Copy !req
583. That's right.Copy !req
584. Uh... well,
I'll tell you what.Copy !req
585. Um, I'll give you a check,Copy !req
586. and then this person
can pay me back.Copy !req
587. Uh, who do I
make it out to?Copy !req
588. Becky Gelke.Copy !req
589. G-e-l-k-e.Copy !req
590. So...Copy !req
591. what are you doing this weekend?Copy !req
592. You have got some nerve.Copy !req
593. You smash up my car,
you don't admit it,Copy !req
594. and now you want
to ask me out on a date?Copy !req
595. I didn't do it.Copy !req
596. I didn't do it.Copy !req
597. Yeah, right.Copy !req
598. You are so good-looking.Copy !req
599. Thank you.Copy !req
600. Jerry, let's go. You ready?Copy !req
601. Are you sure
you want to do this?Copy !req
602. I'm gonna be on the road
for three weeks.Copy !req
603. Excuse me,
I've got a maniac stalking me.Copy !req
604. I'm not staying in the city.Copy !req
605. All right.Copy !req
606. Come on, let's get out of here.Copy !req
607. How could you?Copy !req
608. What?Copy !req
609. Man, I never thought
you were capable of this.Copy !req
610. Man, I never thought
you were capable of this.Copy !req
611. What did I do?Copy !req
612. I just talked to Becky Gelke
outside.Copy !req
613. She told me how you hit and ran.Copy !req
614. I—
I don't even want
to look at you anymore!Copy !req
615. All these years of friendship,Copy !req
616. and you're— you're nothing
but a felon.Copy !req
617. You're an embarrassment
to the building.Copy !req
618. I didn't do it.Copy !req
619. I just had to pay her
to cover for somebody else.Copy !req
620. Now, you're not gonna lie to me,
are you?Copy !req
621. No, never.Copy !req
622. All right, well, I'm glad
we got that straightened out,Copy !req
623. because I've got a date
with her.Copy !req
624. You got a date with Becky Gelke?Copy !req
625. You got a date with Becky Gelke?Copy !req
626. Yeah, I'm going out with her
Saturday night.Copy !req
627. Jerry, can we
get out of here?Copy !req
628. As a matter of fact,
if it wasn't for you,Copy !req
629. I wouldn't have even had
an excuse to talk to her.Copy !req
630. Well, I'm happy to help
in any way that I can.Copy !req
631. Liz Taylor...Copy !req
632. A man is paralyzed mentally
by a beautiful woman,Copy !req
633. A man is paralyzed mentally
by a beautiful woman,Copy !req
634. and advertisers
really take advantage of this.Copy !req
635. Don't you love those adsCopy !req
636. where you see, like,
the woman in the bikiniCopy !req
637. next to the 32-piece
ratchet set?Copy !req
638. You know, and she's—Copy !req
639. You know, we'll be looking
at the girl in the bikini,Copy !req
640. looking at the ratchet set,Copy !req
641. going, "All right,Copy !req
642. "Well, if she's right next
to the ratchet set,Copy !req
643. "and I had that ratchet set,Copy !req
644. I wonder
if that would mean that..."Copy !req
645. "I'd better just buy
that ratchet set."Copy !req
646. "I'd better just buy
that ratchet set."Copy !req