1. So I'm on a line
at the supermarket.Copy !req
2. Two women in front of me.Copy !req
3. One of them,
her total was $8.00.Copy !req
4. The other, $3.00.Copy !req
5. They both, of course,
choose to payCopy !req
6. by the use of the...Copy !req
7. Check.Copy !req
8. Check.Copy !req
9. Now...
The fact is,Copy !req
10. if it is a woman in front of you
that's writing out the check,Copy !req
11. you'll not be waiting long.Copy !req
12. I have noticed that women
are very fast with checks,Copy !req
13. you know, because they write out
so many checks.Copy !req
14. The keys, they can never find
in their purse.Copy !req
15. The keys, they can never find
in their purse.Copy !req
16. They don't know where that is.Copy !req
17. But the checkbook...
They got that.Copy !req
18. They never fumble
for the checkbook.Copy !req
19. They've got... The checkbook
comes out of a holster.Copy !req
20. Who do I make it out to?Copy !req
21. There's my I.D.Copy !req
22. There's something about a checkCopy !req
23. that, to a man,
is not masculine.Copy !req
24. I don't know exactly what it is.Copy !req
25. I think, to a man,Copy !req
26. I think, to a man,Copy !req
27. a check is like a note
from your mother that says,Copy !req
28. "I don't have any money,Copy !req
29. "but if you'll contact
these people,Copy !req
30. "I'm sure
they'll stick up for me.Copy !req
31. "If you could just trust me
this one time.Copy !req
32. "I don't have any money,
but I have these.Copy !req
33. "I wrote on these.Copy !req
34. Is this of any value at all?"Copy !req
35. What's that one?Copy !req
36. The Return.Copy !req
37. I guess they didn't like it
up there.Copy !req
38. Maybe they came back
for Chinese food.Copy !req
39. You know Maureen Stapleton...Copy !req
40. she gets a craving,Copy !req
41. she's probably screaming
at those aliens,Copy !req
42. "I gotta have a lo mein."Copy !req
43. Okay, what are we doing here?Copy !req
44. I have seen everything.Copy !req
45. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
46. I don't believe
you've seen this.Copy !req
47. I don't believe
you've seen this.Copy !req
48. Oh, lovely.Copy !req
49. Yeah.Copy !req
50. What do you think
their parents think?Copy !req
51. So, what's your son
doing now, Dr. Stevens?Copy !req
52. Oh, he's a public fornicator.Copy !req
53. Yes, he's a fine boy.Copy !req
54. You know what?Copy !req
55. This would be a funny gift
for Pamela's birthday.Copy !req
56. Pamela. Do I know her?Copy !req
57. Yeah, you met her
when we were going out.Copy !req
58. Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
59. Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
60. You have no idea who
I'm talking about, do you?Copy !req
61. No.Copy !req
62. Blonde hair. Remember?Copy !req
63. Glasses.Copy !req
64. Have you totally blocked outCopy !req
65. the entire time
we were a couple?Copy !req
66. Riverside Drive.Copy !req
67. Right.Copy !req
68. In fact...Copy !req
69. No. Never mind.Copy !req
70. Well, what is it?Copy !req
71. Well, a bunch of peopleCopy !req
72. are getting together
tomorrow night at some barCopy !req
73. for her birthday,Copy !req
74. but...Copy !req
75. You don't wanna go to that.
No. Okay.Copy !req
76. You don't wanna go to that.
No. Okay.Copy !req
77. Wait a second.
Wait a second.Copy !req
78. We could work out
a little deal here.Copy !req
79. What little deal?Copy !req
80. I will go to that...Copy !req
81. You go with me
to a little family weddingCopy !req
82. I have on Saturday.Copy !req
83. A wedding?Copy !req
84. Have you lost it, man?Copy !req
85. My parents are coming
in for this.Copy !req
86. They're coming in?Copy !req
87. Yeah, tomorrow.Copy !req
88. Hey, did your father
ever get that hair weave?Copy !req
89. No, no.Copy !req
90. Still doing
the big sweep across.Copy !req
91. Why does he do that?Copy !req
92. Why does he do that?Copy !req
93. Doesn't think anyone can tell.Copy !req
94. So, come on.
Do we have a deal?Copy !req
95. A wedding?Copy !req
96. There's a lot of people to mock.Copy !req
97. All right. What the hell.Copy !req
98. Great.Copy !req
99. When you're dead, you're dead.Copy !req
100. That's it.
You're not going anywhere.Copy !req
101. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
102. Come on.Copy !req
103. Come on.Copy !req
104. Was I supposed
to bring something?Copy !req
105. You could've.Copy !req
106. I met her one time.Copy !req
107. It is not necessary.Copy !req
108. Then what did you say that for?
Hi!Copy !req
109. Hi, Pamela.
You remember Jerry?Copy !req
110. Hi.
Yes, we met.Copy !req
111. Happy birthday.Copy !req
112. Thanks.Copy !req
113. Everybody, this is
Jerry and Elaine.Copy !req
114. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
115. I didn't bring anything.Copy !req
116. I put you two right here.Copy !req
117. Oh, okay.Copy !req
118. I'm sorry.
I didn't know what... you know.Copy !req
119. I didn't hear.
Nobody's told me anything...Copy !req
120. How big a tip
you think it would takeCopy !req
121. to get him to stop?Copy !req
122. I'm in for five.Copy !req
123. I'll supply the hat.Copy !req
124. Uh-oh,
what do we have here?Copy !req
125. Why don't you relax
and take your jacket off?Copy !req
126. Oh, I can't.Copy !req
127. I have a tendency to get chilly.Copy !req
128. How masculine.Copy !req
129. Plus, I'm wearing short sleeves.Copy !req
130. I don't want to expose
my tattoos.Copy !req
131. She's unbelievable.Copy !req
132. Hey, this guy says
he knows Bricker.Copy !req
133. Oh, you know Bricker.Copy !req
134. From where?Copy !req
135. From where?Copy !req
136. What's going on here?Copy !req
137. Gotta be a boyfriend.Copy !req
138. She's too good to be alone.Copy !req
139. What's the difference?Copy !req
140. I can't maneuver anyway,
with Elaine next to me.Copy !req
141. How do you know Pamela?Copy !req
142. Friend of a friend.Copy !req
143. And you?Copy !req
144. We went to law school together.Copy !req
145. Oh, Jerry.Copy !req
146. Oh, no. Not now.Copy !req
147. I had this dream last night,Copy !req
148. and you were in it.Copy !req
149. Really?
Yeah.Copy !req
150. Oh, God.
I've gotta get out of this.Copy !req
151. You were you,
but you weren't you.Copy !req
152. You were you,
but you weren't you.Copy !req
153. No kidding.Copy !req
154. Yeah.Copy !req
155. Why is this happening?
Please make her stop.Copy !req
156. I think...Copy !req
157. I think we were in my house
where I grew up,Copy !req
158. and you were standing there.Copy !req
159. You were looking out the window.Copy !req
160. This is brutal.Copy !req
161. And then you turned around
and you had these wooden teeth.Copy !req
162. How do you like that?Copy !req
163. Can I turn now?
Is this over?Copy !req
164. No, I can't, I can't.Copy !req
165. I'm stuck.Copy !req
166. Jerry,Copy !req
167. are you listening to me?Copy !req
168. are you listening to me?Copy !req
169. Yes. I heard you.Copy !req
170. Elaine, what's the name
of that jewelry storeCopy !req
171. you took me to that time?Copy !req
172. Thank you, Pamela.Copy !req
173. So you're a lawyer?Copy !req
174. Sagman, Bennett, Robbins,
Oppenheim, and Taff.Copy !req
175. Sagman, Bennett, Robbins,
Oppenheim, and Taff.Copy !req
176. Sagman, Bennett, Robbins,
Oppenheim, and Taff.Copy !req
177. Of course, they handled
my tattoo-removal lawsuit.Copy !req
178. Oh, that was you.Copy !req
179. Imagine, spelling "mom"
with two O's.Copy !req
180. That's very funny.Copy !req
181. What do you do?Copy !req
182. Comedian.Copy !req
183. Really?
Well, that explains it.Copy !req
184. Really?
Well, that explains it.Copy !req
185. Sagman, Bennett, Robbins,
Oppenheim, and Taff.Copy !req
186. Sagman, Bennett, Robbins,
Oppenheim, and Taff.Copy !req
187. You ready?Copy !req
188. We gotta run.Copy !req
189. Happy birthday.Copy !req
190. Goodbye, everyone.Copy !req
191. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
192. Bye.Copy !req
193. Bye.Copy !req
194. I can't believe it.
I've got nothing.Copy !req
195. I don't even know her name.Copy !req
196. Sagman, Bennett, Robbins,
Oppenheim, and Taff.Copy !req
197. Sagman, Bennett, Robbins,
Oppen...Copy !req
198. Sagman... Bennett, Robbins...Copy !req
199. Ro...Copy !req
200. That wasn't so bad, really.Copy !req
201. You know, um...Copy !req
202. You could use a little work
on your manners.Copy !req
203. Why, what did I do?Copy !req
204. Well, I just don't appreciate
these little courtesy responses,Copy !req
205. like I'm selling you
aluminum siding.Copy !req
206. I was listening.Copy !req
207. No, you couldn't wait
to get backCopy !req
208. to your little... conversation.Copy !req
209. No. You were talking about
the, um, the dream you hadCopy !req
210. where you were, um...
you had wooden teeth.Copy !req
211. No! No! You had wooden teeth.Copy !req
212. No! No! You had wooden teeth.Copy !req
213. You had wooden teeth.Copy !req
214. I didn't have wooden teeth.
You did.Copy !req
215. All right, so I had
wooden teeth. So what?Copy !req
216. So... so nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
217. Apparently, Plato,Copy !req
218. who came up with the concept
of the platonic relationship,Copy !req
219. was pretty excited about it.Copy !req
220. He named it after himself.Copy !req
221. He said,
"Yeah, I got this new thing...Copy !req
222. "platonic.Copy !req
223. "My idea, my name,
calling it after myself.Copy !req
224. "My idea, my name,
calling it after myself.Copy !req
225. "What I do is,
I go out with the girls,Copy !req
226. "I talk with them,
don't do anything,Copy !req
227. "and go right home.Copy !req
228. "What do you think?Copy !req
229. I think it's going to be big."Copy !req
230. I bet you there were
other guys in historyCopy !req
231. that tried to get relationships
named after them,Copy !req
232. but it didn't work.Copy !req
233. You know, I bet you there were
guys that tried to do it,Copy !req
234. just went,
"Hi, my name's Rico. Uh...Copy !req
235. just went,
"Hi, my name's Rico. Uh...Copy !req
236. "Would you like to go to bed
immediately?Copy !req
237. Hey, it's
a Riconic relationship."Copy !req
238. Hey.Copy !req
239. Ah, there he is.Copy !req
240. This is what I like. See?Copy !req
241. You come home,
your parents are in your bed.Copy !req
242. You know, Jerry,
we don't have to do this.Copy !req
243. What are you talking about?Copy !req
244. It's fine.
I love having you here.Copy !req
245. Tomorrow, we'll go to a hotel.Copy !req
246. Ma, will you stop?Copy !req
247. Ma, will you stop?Copy !req
248. No, why should we take over
your apartment?Copy !req
249. I don't care.
I'm sleeping next door.Copy !req
250. Your friend, Kramer,
doesn't mind?Copy !req
251. No. He's making a bouillabaisse.Copy !req
252. So, Dad, let me
ask you a question.Copy !req
253. How many people work
at these big law offices?Copy !req
254. Depends on the firm.Copy !req
255. If you called up
and described someone,Copy !req
256. do you think they would know
who it was?Copy !req
257. What's the matter?
You need a lawyer?Copy !req
258. No, I met someone at this party,Copy !req
259. and I know where she works,
but I don't know her name.Copy !req
260. So why don't you ask someone
who was at the party?Copy !req
261. No, the only one I could ask
is Elaine.Copy !req
262. No, the only one I could ask
is Elaine.Copy !req
263. I can't ask her.
Why not?Copy !req
264. Because it's complicated.Copy !req
265. There's some tension there.Copy !req
266. He used to go with her.Copy !req
267. Which one is she?Copy !req
268. From Maryland.Copy !req
269. She brought you
the chocolates you didn't like.Copy !req
270. Oh, yeah. Very alert.
Warm person.Copy !req
271. Oh, yeah, she's great.Copy !req
272. So how come
nothing materialized there?Copy !req
273. Well, it's a tough thing
to talk about.Copy !req
274. Uh...Copy !req
275. I don't know.Copy !req
276. I know what it was.Copy !req
277. I know what it was.Copy !req
278. You don't know what it was.Copy !req
279. So what was it?Copy !req
280. Well, we fight a lot
for some reason.Copy !req
281. Oh, well.
Oh, well.Copy !req
282. And there was a little problem
with the physical chemistry.Copy !req
283. Well, I think
she's a very attractive girl.Copy !req
284. Oh, she is.
She absolutely is.Copy !req
285. I can see if there was
a weight problem...Copy !req
286. No, it's not that.Copy !req
287. No, it's not that.Copy !req
288. It wasn't all one-sided.Copy !req
289. You know,
you can't be so particular.Copy !req
290. Nobody's perfect.Copy !req
291. I know, I know.Copy !req
292. You know, Jerry,Copy !req
293. it's a good thing
I wasn't so particular.Copy !req
294. Idiot.Copy !req
295. So who are you looking for,
Sophia Loren?Copy !req
296. That's got nothing
to do with it.Copy !req
297. How about Loni Anderson?Copy !req
298. Where do you get Loni Anderson?Copy !req
299. Why, what's wrong
with Loni Anderson?Copy !req
300. I like Elaine
more than Loni Anderson.Copy !req
301. What are you two talking about?Copy !req
302. What are you two talking about?Copy !req
303. Look, Elaine
just wasn't the one.Copy !req
304. And this other one's the one?Copy !req
305. I don't know. Maybe.Copy !req
306. So ask Elaine there
for the number.Copy !req
307. I can't.Copy !req
308. She'll get upset.Copy !req
309. I never talk about
other women with her,Copy !req
310. especially this one tonight.Copy !req
311. How could you still see her
if you're not interested?Copy !req
312. We're friends.Copy !req
313. You don't sound like
you're friends to me.Copy !req
314. If you were friends,Copy !req
315. you'd ask her for the number.Copy !req
316. Do you know where
this other one works?Copy !req
317. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
318. So, go up to the office.Copy !req
319. So, go up to the office.Copy !req
320. Up to her office?Copy !req
321. Go to the building.Copy !req
322. She goes out to lunch,
doesn't she?Copy !req
323. I guess.Copy !req
324. So you stand in the lobbyCopy !req
325. by the elevatorCopy !req
326. and wait for her
to come down for lunch.Copy !req
327. You mean, stake out the lobby?Copy !req
328. Morty, that's ridiculous.Copy !req
329. Just ask Elaine for the number.Copy !req
330. He doesn't wanna ask
Elaine for the number.Copy !req
331. So you got him
standing by the elevatorCopy !req
332. like a dope.Copy !req
333. What happens when he sees her?Copy !req
334. He pretends he bumped into her.Copy !req
335. You know what?Copy !req
336. You know what?Copy !req
337. This is not that bad an idea.Copy !req
338. What does she look like?Copy !req
339. I don't know.
It's hard to say.Copy !req
340. What actress
does she remind you of?Copy !req
341. Loni Anderson.Copy !req
342. Loni Anderson?Copy !req
343. What, there's something wrong
with Loni Anderson?Copy !req
344. Hey, listen.Copy !req
345. Thanks again for running
over here. I appreciate it.Copy !req
346. Oh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
347. Oh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
348. I was showing a condo
on 48th street.Copy !req
349. Besides, you think
I want to miss this?Copy !req
350. I'm a little nervous.Copy !req
351. Yeah. Me too.Copy !req
352. If I see her, what do I say
I'm doing in the building?Copy !req
353. You came to see me.Copy !req
354. I work in the building.Copy !req
355. What do you do?Copy !req
356. I'm an architect.Copy !req
357. You're an architect?Copy !req
358. I'm not?Copy !req
359. I don't see architecture
coming from you.Copy !req
360. I don't see architecture
coming from you.Copy !req
361. I suppose
you could be an architect.Copy !req
362. I never said
that I was the architect.Copy !req
363. Just something else.Copy !req
364. All right.
She's not even gonna ask.Copy !req
365. If we see her, which is remote.Copy !req
366. Well, what do you want me
to say, I just wandered in here?Copy !req
367. We're having lunch
with a friend.Copy !req
368. He works in the building.Copy !req
369. What is his name?Copy !req
370. Burt Har...Copy !req
371. binson.Copy !req
372. Burt Harbinson.Copy !req
373. Burt Harbinson.Copy !req
374. Right.Copy !req
375. Right.Copy !req
376. It sounds made up.Copy !req
377. No good?Copy !req
378. All right. Um...Copy !req
379. Art...Copy !req
380. Core.Copy !req
381. Art Core.Copy !req
382. Velay.Copy !req
383. Corevelay?Copy !req
384. Yeah, right.Copy !req
385. Well, what does he do?Copy !req
386. He's an importer.Copy !req
387. Just imports? No exports?Copy !req
388. He's an importer-exporter, okay?Copy !req
389. Did Elaine ever call you back?Copy !req
390. No, I guess she's still mad.Copy !req
391. I don't understand.Copy !req
392. You never talk to her
about other women?Copy !req
393. Never.Copy !req
394. Wait a second.
That's her, on the right.Copy !req
395. I forgot who I am.
Who am I?Copy !req
396. You're you.Copy !req
397. We're having lunch
with Art Corevelay.Copy !req
398. Vandelay.Copy !req
399. Corevelay.Copy !req
400. Let me be the architect.
I can do it. I can do it.Copy !req
401. Hey, hey, uh...Copy !req
402. Hey, hey, uh...Copy !req
403. Pamela's birthday party.Copy !req
404. Didn't I see you there?Copy !req
405. Jerry.Copy !req
406. Sure. Hi.Copy !req
407. Uh, this is George.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
408. Vanessa.Copy !req
409. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
410. Ah, Sagman, Bennett, Robbins,
Oppenheim, and Taff.Copy !req
411. That's right.
Yeah.Copy !req
412. What are you doing here?Copy !req
413. Ah.
Ah...Copy !req
414. We're meeting
a friend of ours for lunch,Copy !req
415. works in the building.Copy !req
416. Yeah, Art Vandelay.Copy !req
417. Oh, really?Copy !req
418. Which company?Copy !req
419. I don't know...
Company? No.Copy !req
420. He's an importer.Copy !req
421. Importer.Copy !req
422. Importer.Copy !req
423. And exporter.Copy !req
424. He's an importer-exporter.Copy !req
425. I'm a...
I'm an architect.Copy !req
426. Really?
Well, what do you design?Copy !req
427. Uh, railroads.Copy !req
428. I thought engineers do that.Copy !req
429. They can.Copy !req
430. I'm sorry you had to leave
so early the other night.Copy !req
431. Oh, me too.Copy !req
432. My cousin had to go
back to Boston.Copy !req
433. Oh, that guy was your cousin.Copy !req
434. Oh, that guy was your cousin.Copy !req
435. Yeah...Copy !req
436. And that woman was your...Copy !req
437. Friend.Copy !req
438. I'll just get a paper.Copy !req
439. So, um...
do you date immature men?Copy !req
440. Almost exclusively.Copy !req
441. I have no letters.Copy !req
442. Ma, will you go already?Copy !req
443. What are you doing?Copy !req
444. Wait, I just
wanna see something.Copy !req
445. You can't look in there.
We're playing.Copy !req
446. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
447. Good evening,
Mr. Kramer.Copy !req
448. Hey, Morty.Copy !req
449. Salad dressing?Copy !req
450. Look.Copy !req
451. "Quo," is that a word?Copy !req
452. Maybe.Copy !req
453. Will you challenge it?Copy !req
454. Ma, you can't look up words
in the dictionary.Copy !req
455. Dad, she's cheating.Copy !req
456. "Quo"? That's not a word.Copy !req
457. You're such a stickler.Copy !req
458. Well, put something down.Copy !req
459. You're taking 20 minutes
on this.Copy !req
460. So is Uncle Mac and Artie...Copy !req
461. they're all coming over here
before the wedding?Copy !req
462. They'll be here at 2:00.Copy !req
463. Oh, Elaine called.Copy !req
464. She said she'd be here at 2:30,Copy !req
465. and she says,Copy !req
466. "Hope your meeting went well
with Art Vandelay."Copy !req
467. She said what?Copy !req
468. Just what I said. Here.Copy !req
469. She knows.Copy !req
470. Oh, I am such a jackass.Copy !req
471. She knows what?Copy !req
472. She knows
the whole stupid thing...Copy !req
473. Vanessa and the elevator.Copy !req
474. No, no, no.
That won't do.Copy !req
475. He may have the Z.Copy !req
476. So how did she find out?Copy !req
477. Because Vanessa
probably told Pamela...Copy !req
478. and Pamela probably told Elaine.Copy !req
479. So, uh, what are you,
afraid of her?Copy !req
480. Yes. Yes, I am.Copy !req
481. Yes. Yes, I am.Copy !req
482. What else did she say
on the phone?Copy !req
483. Whatever I wrote down.Copy !req
484. Yeah, but what was
the tone in her voice?Copy !req
485. How did she sound?Copy !req
486. Who am I, Rich Little?Copy !req
487. Well, she can't be too mad.Copy !req
488. She's still coming
to the wedding.Copy !req
489. Yeah, but now I'm nervous.Copy !req
490. Oh, stop it.Copy !req
491. "Quone"?Copy !req
492. Thirty, 31...Copy !req
493. "Quone"?Copy !req
494. No, I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to challenge that.Copy !req
495. No, I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to challenge that.Copy !req
496. No, no. You don't
have to challenge.Copy !req
497. That's a word.
That's a definite word.Copy !req
498. I am challenging it.Copy !req
499. Quone... to quone something.Copy !req
500. Uh-huh.Copy !req
501. I'm not playing
with you anymore.Copy !req
502. Quone's not a word.Copy !req
503. No good. Sorry.
There it is.Copy !req
504. Get it off.Copy !req
505. Why did you make me
put that down?Copy !req
506. No. We need
a medical dictionary.Copy !req
507. Like a patient gets difficult,
you quone him.Copy !req
508. Like a patient gets difficult,
you quone him.Copy !req
509. You wanna get
some funny material?Copy !req
510. You ought to come down
to where I work.Copy !req
511. There's a sitcom.Copy !req
512. You must have
quite a time down there.Copy !req
513. We got plenty of time.Copy !req
514. Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
515. I'm just waiting for someone.Copy !req
516. Watch what you say to this guy.Copy !req
517. He'll put it in his next act.Copy !req
518. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
519. Jerry, did I tell you
that I'm writing a book,Copy !req
520. an autobiography?Copy !req
521. Yeah, Uncle Mac,
you mentioned it.Copy !req
522. It's based
on all my experiences.Copy !req
523. It's based
on all my experiences.Copy !req
524. That's perfect.Copy !req
525. Could you excuse me one second?Copy !req
526. Oh, sure.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
527. How do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld.Copy !req
528. How do you do?
Elaine Bennes.Copy !req
529. Um, do you wanna do this nowCopy !req
530. or you wanna wait
till we get in the car?Copy !req
531. Oh, no. Let's do it now.Copy !req
532. All right.Copy !req
533. The whole elevator business...
let me just explain.Copy !req
534. Okay.Copy !req
535. Jerry, are you going with us?Copy !req
536. Jerry, are you going with us?Copy !req
537. No, I'm gonna take my car.Copy !req
538. That's why I brought the wagon.Copy !req
539. Why the hell
did I bring the wagon?Copy !req
540. Anyway, you know
why I didn't ask you?Copy !req
541. I mean, I felt so uncomfortable,Copy !req
542. and you were so annoyed
in the cab.Copy !req
543. Well, Jerry, I never saw you
flirt with anyone before.Copy !req
544. It was quite the spectacle.Copy !req
545. Jerry, we'll see you there.Copy !req
546. Bye, Elaine.Copy !req
547. Oh, bye. Good to see you.Copy !req
548. Oh, we didn't meet.Copy !req
549. Oh, I'm sorry.
Elaine...Copy !req
550. This is my cousin Artie "Leveen."
Levine.Copy !req
551. Artie!Copy !req
552. Artie! Come on.Copy !req
553. Artie! Come on.Copy !req
554. Yeah, Levine.Copy !req
555. And I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp.Copy !req
556. Anyway, I admitCopy !req
557. it was a fairly
ridiculous thing to do,Copy !req
558. but I mean,Copy !req
559. obviously, we have
a little problem here.Copy !req
560. Yeah, obviously.Copy !req
561. I mean,
if we're gonna be friends,Copy !req
562. we gotta be able to talk
about other people.Copy !req
563. Couldn't agree more.Copy !req
564. Good.Copy !req
565. Good.Copy !req
566. Good.Copy !req
567. Great.Copy !req
568. Great.Copy !req
569. Great?Copy !req
570. Where do you get great?Copy !req
571. It's great to talk about...Copy !req
572. other people.Copy !req
573. Guys.Copy !req
574. Yeah.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
575. Yeah. Well, anybody specific?Copy !req
576. No.Copy !req
577. A general guy.Copy !req
578. Oh, really?
Elaine Marie Bennes.Copy !req
579. What? No, it's not a big deal.Copy !req
580. No, that's great.
That's terrific.Copy !req
581. No, we just met.Copy !req
582. No, we just met.Copy !req
583. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
584. What's the young man's name?Copy !req
585. I would like to meet him.Copy !req
586. Mm...Copy !req
587. I don't think so.Copy !req
588. Well, what does he do?Copy !req
589. Is he an artisan, a craftsman,Copy !req
590. a laborer of some sort?Copy !req
591. Wall Street.Copy !req
592. Ah, high finance.Copy !req
593. Bulls, bears,
people from Connecticut.Copy !req
594. And he happens to be
pretty good-looking.Copy !req
595. All right, sir.Copy !req
596. And he's hilarious.Copy !req
597. And he's hilarious.Copy !req
598. Now, that's not fair.Copy !req
599. So where did you meet this guy?Copy !req
600. I staked out his health club.Copy !req
601. Uh-huh.Copy !req
602. When you're on a stakeout,Copy !req
603. do you find it's better
to stand up against the wallCopy !req
604. or kind of crouch down
behind a big plant?Copy !req
605. You know, I think that...Copy !req
606. even if you've had
a relationship with someone,Copy !req
607. or let's sayCopy !req
608. especially if you've had
a relationship with someone,Copy !req
609. and you try and become friends
afterwards,Copy !req
610. and you try and become friends
afterwards,Copy !req
611. it's very difficult.Copy !req
612. Isn't this?Copy !req
613. It's hardCopy !req
614. because you know each other
so well, you know?Copy !req
615. You know
all each other's tricks.Copy !req
616. It's like two magicians
trying to entertain each other,Copy !req
617. you know?Copy !req
618. The one goes, "Look, a rabbit."Copy !req
619. The other one goes, "So?"Copy !req
620. I believe that's your card.Copy !req
621. Look, why don't we just
saw each other in halfCopy !req
622. and call it a night, okay?Copy !req