1. Do you know what this is all
about? Why we're here?Copy !req
2. To be out. This is out.Copy !req
3. And out is one of
the single mostCopy !req
4. enjoyable experiences of life.Copy !req
5. Do you know how people talk
about "We should go out"?Copy !req
6. This is what
they're talking about.Copy !req
7. This whole thing.Copy !req
8. We're all out now.
No one is home.Copy !req
9. Not one person here is home.
We're all out. There are peopleCopy !req
10. trying to find us.
They don't know where we are.Copy !req
11. "Did you re...? I can't find him.
Where did he go?Copy !req
12. "He didn't tell me
where he was going.Copy !req
13. He must have gone out."Copy !req
14. You wanna go out.
You get ready, you pick outCopy !req
15. the clothes, right?Copy !req
16. You take the shower,
get all ready,Copy !req
17. get the cash, get your friends,Copy !req
18. the car, the spot,
the reservation.Copy !req
19. Then you stand around.
What do you do? You go,Copy !req
20. "We gotta be getting back."Copy !req
21. Once you're out,
you wanna get back.Copy !req
22. You wanna go to sleep,
you wanna get up,Copy !req
23. you wanna go out again
tomorrow, right?Copy !req
24. Wherever you are in life,Copy !req
25. it's my feeling,
you've gotta go.Copy !req
26. See that? To me, that button's
in the worst possible spot.Copy !req
27. The second button literally
makes or breaks the shirt.Copy !req
28. Look at it.
It's too high.Copy !req
29. It's in no man's land.Copy !req
30. You look like you live
with your mother.Copy !req
31. Are you through?Copy !req
32. You do, of course,
try on when you buy.Copy !req
33. Yes, it was purple.
I liked it.Copy !req
34. I don't actually recall
considering the buttons.Copy !req
35. Oh, you don't recall.Copy !req
36. Er, n-no,
not at this time.Copy !req
37. Well, senator,
I'd just like to knowCopy !req
38. what you knew
and when you knew it.Copy !req
39. Mr. Seinfeld,Copy !req
40. Mr. Seinfeld,Copy !req
41. Mr. Costanza.Copy !req
42. Are you sure this is decaf?Copy !req
43. Where's the orange indicator?Copy !req
44. It's missing.Copy !req
45. I have to do it in my head.Copy !req
46. Decaf left,Copy !req
47. regular right.Copy !req
48. Decaf left,Copy !req
49. regular right.Copy !req
50. It's very challenging work.Copy !req
51. Can you relax?
It's a cup of coffee.Copy !req
52. Claire's
a professional waitress.Copy !req
53. Trust me, George.Copy !req
54. No one has any interest
in seeing you on caffeine.Copy !req
55. How come you're not doing
the second show tomorrow?Copy !req
56. Well, there's this, uh, woman
who might be coming in.Copy !req
57. Well, there's this, uh, woman
who might be coming in.Copy !req
58. Wait a second.
Wait a second.Copy !req
59. What coming in?
What woman is coming in?Copy !req
60. I told you about Laura,
the girl I met in Michigan.Copy !req
61. No, you didn't.Copy !req
62. I thought I told you about her.Copy !req
63. Yeah. She teaches
political science,Copy !req
64. I met her the night
I did the show in Lansing.Copy !req
65. Huh.Copy !req
66. There's no milk in here.
Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
67. Why's there no milk?
What is she...? What is she like?Copy !req
68. Oh, she's really great.Copy !req
69. She's got, like,
a real warmth about her.Copy !req
70. And she's really bright
and really pretty and...Copy !req
71. And the conversation,
though, I mean, it was...Copy !req
72. You know, talking with her,
it was like talking with you,Copy !req
73. You know, talking with her,
it was like talking with you,Copy !req
74. but, you know,
obviously much better.Copy !req
75. So, you know,
wh-what happened?Copy !req
76. Well, nothing happened,
you know.Copy !req
77. But it was great.Copy !req
78. Oh, nothing happened,
but it was...Copy !req
79. This is great!Copy !req
80. Yeah. Yeah.
So, you know she calledCopy !req
81. and said she wants to go out
with you tomorrow night?Copy !req
82. God bless.Copy !req
83. You devil, you.Copy !req
84. Yeah. Well, not exactly.Copy !req
85. I mean, she said...Copy !req
86. You know, she called
this morning and saidCopy !req
87. she had to come in
for a seminar,Copy !req
88. and maybe we'd get together.Copy !req
89. So, you know...Copy !req
90. Oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
91. "Had to"?
Y-yeah.Copy !req
92. "Had to come in"?
Yeah, but...Copy !req
93. "Had to come in"?
Yeah, but...Copy !req
94. "Had to come in"?
Yeah, but...Copy !req
95. "And maybe we'll get together"?Copy !req
96. "Had to" and "maybe"?Copy !req
97. Yeah.
No,Copy !req
98. no.Copy !req
99. No, I hate to tell you this.Copy !req
100. You're not gonna see this woman.Copy !req
101. What? Are you serious?
Why...? Why did she call?Copy !req
102. What do I know? Maybe, you know,
she wanted to be polite.Copy !req
103. To be polite?Copy !req
104. You are insane.
All right. All right.Copy !req
105. I didn't want to tell you this.Copy !req
106. Wanna know why she called?
Yes.Copy !req
107. You're a backup.Copy !req
108. You're a second line,Copy !req
109. a "just in case,"Copy !req
110. a B plan,Copy !req
111. a contingency.Copy !req
112. Oh, I get it.
This is about the button.Copy !req
113. Oh, I get it.
This is about the button.Copy !req
114. Claire. Claire,
you're a woman, right?Copy !req
115. What gave it away, George?Copy !req
116. I'd like to ask you...Copy !req
117. Ask you to analyzeCopy !req
118. a hypothetical phone call,Copy !req
119. you know, from
a female point of view.Copy !req
120. Oh, come on, now.Copy !req
121. What are you asking her?Copy !req
122. Now, how's she gonna know?Copy !req
123. Please. Now,Copy !req
124. a woman calls me, right?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
125. She says she has to...Copy !req
126. No.Copy !req
127. come to New York on business...Copy !req
128. You are beautiful.
And...Copy !req
129. And maybe...Copy !req
130. she'll see me when she gets in.Copy !req
131. Does this woman intend
to spend time with me?Copy !req
132. I'd have to say, uh... no.Copy !req
133. So why did she call?Copy !req
134. Be polite.
To be polite. I rest my case.Copy !req
135. Good, good.
Did you have fun?Copy !req
136. You have no idea
what you're talking about.Copy !req
137. Now, come with me. I gotta go
get my stuff out of the dryer.Copy !req
138. I'm not gonna
watch you do laundry.Copy !req
139. Oh, come on.
Be a "come-with" guy.Copy !req
140. Come on.
I'm tired.Copy !req
141. Don't worry. I gave him
a little caffeine.Copy !req
142. He'll perk up.Copy !req
143. Right. I knew
I felt something.Copy !req
144. I can't...Copy !req
145. I can't...Copy !req
146. Boom.Copy !req
147. Jerry...Copy !req
148. I have to tell you something.Copy !req
149. This is the dullest moment
I've ever experienced.Copy !req
150. Oh, look at this guy.Copy !req
151. Look at... He's got
everything.Copy !req
152. He's got detergents,
sprays, fabric softener.Copy !req
153. This is not his first load.Copy !req
154. I need a break, Jerry.Copy !req
155. You know, I gotta
get out of the city.Copy !req
156. I feel so cramped...Copy !req
157. I feel so cramped...Copy !req
158. And you didn't hear
how she sounded.Copy !req
159. What?
Laura.Copy !req
160. I can't believe...
We already discussed this.Copy !req
161. Yeah, but how could you
be so sure?Copy !req
162. Because it'sCopy !req
163. signals, Jerry.Copy !req
164. It's signals.
Don't you...?Copy !req
165. All right.
Did she even ask youCopy !req
166. what you were doing
tomorrow night,Copy !req
167. if you were busy?
No.Copy !req
168. She calls you today,Copy !req
169. she doesn't make a plan
for tomorrow?Copy !req
170. What is that?
It's Saturday night.Copy !req
171. Yeah.
What is that? It's ridiculous.Copy !req
172. Yeah.
What is that? It's ridiculous.Copy !req
173. You don't even know
what hotel she's staying at.Copy !req
174. You can't call her.Copy !req
175. That's a signal, Jerry.Copy !req
176. That's a signal.Copy !req
177. Signal.Copy !req
178. Maybe you're right.Copy !req
179. Maybe I'm right?Copy !req
180. Of course I'm right.Copy !req
181. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
182. This is insane.Copy !req
183. You know, I don't even know
where she's staying.Copy !req
184. She's... She's not gonna
call me.Copy !req
185. It's unbelievable.Copy !req
186. I know, I know.
It's tough.Copy !req
187. Listen, your stuff
has to be done by now.Copy !req
188. Why don't you just see
if it's dry? Just...Copy !req
189. No, no, no.
Don't interrupt the cycle.Copy !req
190. No, no, no.
Don't interrupt the cycle.Copy !req
191. The machine is working.Copy !req
192. It knows what it's doing.
Just let it finish.Copy !req
193. You're gonna overdry it.Copy !req
194. You can't overdry.Copy !req
195. Why not?Copy !req
196. Same reason you can't overwet.Copy !req
197. You see, once something
is wet, it's wet.Copy !req
198. Same thing with death.Copy !req
199. Like, once you die,
you're dead. Right?Copy !req
200. Let's say you drop dead
and I shoot you.Copy !req
201. You not gonna die again.
You're already dead.Copy !req
202. You can't "overdie,"
you can't overdry.Copy !req
203. Any questions?Copy !req
204. Any questions?Copy !req
205. How could she not tell me
where she was staying?Copy !req
206. Look at that.
They're done.Copy !req
207. Look at that.
Dry!Copy !req
208. Laundry day is
the only exciting dayCopy !req
209. in the life of clothes.Copy !req
210. It is.
No, think about it.Copy !req
211. The washing machine
is the nightclub of clothes.Copy !req
212. You know, it's dark,
there's bubbles happening,Copy !req
213. You know, it's dark,
there's bubbles happening,Copy !req
214. they're all kind of
dancing around in there.Copy !req
215. A shirt grabs the underwear.
"Come on, babe. Let's go."Copy !req
216. You come by, you open up
the lid, and they all:Copy !req
217. Socks are the most amazing
article of clothing.Copy !req
218. They hate their lives.Copy !req
219. They're in the shoes with
stinky feet, the boring drawers.Copy !req
220. The dryer is their only chance
to escape and they all know it.Copy !req
221. They do escape from the dryer.Copy !req
222. They plan it in the hamper
the night before.Copy !req
223. "Tomorrow, the dryer,
I'm going."Copy !req
224. "You wait here."Copy !req
225. The dryer door swings open,Copy !req
226. the sock is waiting
up against the side wall.Copy !req
227. He hopes you don't see him,
then he goes down the road.Copy !req
228. They get buttons
sewn on their face,Copy !req
229. join a puppet show.Copy !req
230. So they're showing me
on televisionCopy !req
231. the detergents are
getting out bloodstains.Copy !req
232. Is this a violent image
to anybody? Bloodstains?Copy !req
233. I mean, come on.Copy !req
234. You got a T-shirt
with bloodstains all over it,Copy !req
235. You got a T-shirt
with bloodstains all over it,Copy !req
236. maybe laundry isn't
your biggest problem right now.Copy !req
237. You ought to get the harpoon
out of your chest first.Copy !req
238. If you know what happened
in the Met game,Copy !req
239. don't say anything,
I taped it. Hello.Copy !req
240. Yeah. No, I'm sorry.Copy !req
241. You have the wrong number.Copy !req
242. Yeah. No...Copy !req
243. Yeah.
You up?Copy !req
244. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
245. People do move.Copy !req
246. Have you ever seen
the big trucksCopy !req
247. out on the street?Copy !req
248. Yeah, no problem.Copy !req
249. Boy, the Mets blew it
tonight, huh?Copy !req
250. Oh, what are you doing?Copy !req
251. Kessler, it's a tape.
I taped the game.Copy !req
252. Kessler, it's a tape.
I taped the game.Copy !req
253. It's 1:00 in the morning.Copy !req
254. I avoided human contact
all night to watch this.Copy !req
255. Hey, I'm sorry. I...Copy !req
256. You know, I-I thought
you knew. I...Copy !req
257. You got any meat?Copy !req
258. Meat?Copy !req
259. I-I don't know.Copy !req
260. Go... hunt.Copy !req
261. Well, what happened
in the game, anyway?Copy !req
262. Well, what happened
in the game, anyway?Copy !req
263. What happened?Copy !req
264. Well, they stunk!
That's what happened.Copy !req
265. You know I almost wound up
going to that game?Copy !req
266. Yeah, you almost went
to the game.Copy !req
267. You haven't been out of
the building in 10 years.Copy !req
268. Yeah.Copy !req
269. Well...?Copy !req
270. You...?
I...Copy !req
271. Oh.Copy !req
272. You done with this?Copy !req
273. No.Copy !req
274. When you're done, let me know.
Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
275. You can have it tomorrow.Copy !req
276. I thought I wasn't allowed
to be in here this weekend.Copy !req
277. No, it's okay now.
That girl's not coming.Copy !req
278. I... I misread
the whole thing.Copy !req
279. Hmm.Copy !req
280. You want me to talk to her?Copy !req
281. I don't think so.Copy !req
282. No, I can be very persuasive.Copy !req
283. No, I can be very persuasive.Copy !req
284. You know that I was
almost a lawyer?Copy !req
285. That close, huh?Copy !req
286. You better believe it.Copy !req
287. Hello.Copy !req
288. Oh, hi, Laura.Copy !req
289. Oh, give me it.
Let me talk.Copy !req
290. No. What's up?Copy !req
291. Well, let me talk to her.
Believe me,Copy !req
292. I'm always up at this hour.Copy !req
293. How are you? Great.Copy !req
294. Sure.Copy !req
295. What time does the plane get in?Copy !req
296. What time does the plane get in?Copy !req
297. I'll get my friend George
to take me.Copy !req
298. Now slide!Copy !req
299. Out. Do you
believe that?Copy !req
300. No, it's just my neighbor.Copy !req
301. Um...Copy !req
302. Yeah, I got it. 10:15.Copy !req
303. No, don't be silly.
Go ahead and ask.Copy !req
304. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
305. Okay, great.Copy !req
306. No, no.
It's no trouble at all.Copy !req
307. I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
308. Great. Bye.Copy !req
309. I don't believe it.Copy !req
310. That... That was her.
She wants to stay here.Copy !req
311. That... That was her.
She wants to stay here.Copy !req
312. If my father was moving this,Copy !req
313. he'd have to have a cigarette
in his mouth the whole way.Copy !req
314. "Have you got your end?"Copy !req
315. "Your end's got to
come down first.Copy !req
316. "Easy, now.
Drop it down.Copy !req
317. Drop it down.
Your end's gotta come down."Copy !req
318. You know, I can't believe
you're bringing in an extra bedCopy !req
319. for a woman that wants
to sleep with you.Copy !req
320. Why don't you bring in
an extra guy too?Copy !req
321. Look, it's a very
awkward situation.Copy !req
322. I don't wanna be presumptuous.Copy !req
323. I don't wanna be presumptuous.Copy !req
324. All right. All right.
One more time.Copy !req
325. One more time.Copy !req
326. What was the exact phrasing
of the request?Copy !req
327. All right. She said she couldn't
find a decent hotel room.Copy !req
328. A decent hotel room.Copy !req
329. Yeah, a decent hotel room.Copy !req
330. Would it be
terribly inconvenientCopy !req
331. if she stayed at my place?Copy !req
332. You can't be serious.Copy !req
333. This is New York City.Copy !req
334. There must be 11 million
decent hotel rooms.Copy !req
335. What do you need, a...?Copy !req
336. A flag?Copy !req
337. This is the signal, Jerry.Copy !req
338. This is the signal.Copy !req
339. This is the signal.Copy !req
340. This is the signal.
Thank you, Mr. Signal.Copy !req
341. Where were you yesterday?Copy !req
342. I think I was affected
by the caffeine.Copy !req
343. Ho, ho.Copy !req
344. All right. Good dog.
Good dog. All right.Copy !req
345. Hey, he really likes you,
George.Copy !req
346. Well, that's flattering.Copy !req
347. Ah, he's getting
a drink of water.Copy !req
348. Is this for that girl?Copy !req
349. Yeah.Copy !req
350. Why even give her an option?Copy !req
351. This is a person I like.Copy !req
352. It's not how to score
on spring break.Copy !req
353. It's not how to score
on spring break.Copy !req
354. All right. Can we go?
I'm double-parked.Copy !req
355. I'm gonna get a ticket.Copy !req
356. Yeah, okay.
Oh, wait a second.Copy !req
357. I... I forgot to clean
the bathroom.Copy !req
358. So what?
That's good.Copy !req
359. Now how could that be good?Copy !req
360. Because filth is good.Copy !req
361. What do you think, rock stars
have sponges and ammoniaCopy !req
362. lying around the bathroom?Copy !req
363. You think they have a woman
coming over, "I gotta tidy up"?Copy !req
364. In these matters, you never do
what your instincts tell you.Copy !req
365. Always, always do the opposite.Copy !req
366. This is how you operate?Copy !req
367. Psh. Yeah, I wish.Copy !req
368. Let me just wipe the sink.
It'll...Copy !req
369. Why even give her an option for?
Just give me a second.Copy !req
370. Why even give her an option for?
Just give me a second.Copy !req
371. It's unbelievable.
Yeah.Copy !req
372. How's the real estate business?Copy !req
373. It's, uh, not bad.Copy !req
374. It's coming along.Copy !req
375. Why, did you need something?Copy !req
376. You handle any of
that commercialCopy !req
377. whhhhhh... real estate,
that... sshhhooo?Copy !req
378. Well, I might be
getting into that.Copy !req
379. You keep me posted.Copy !req
380. I'm aware of you.
All right, let's go.Copy !req
381. I'm aware of you.
All right, let's go.Copy !req
382. Let's go. Oh!Copy !req
383. You're on-stage
in 25 minutes.Copy !req
384. The dating world
is not a fun world.Copy !req
385. It's a pressure world.Copy !req
386. It's a world of tension,
it's a world of pain.Copy !req
387. And if a woman comes over
to my house,Copy !req
388. I gotta get that bathroom ready
because she needs things.Copy !req
389. Women need equipment.
I don't know what they need.Copy !req
390. I know I don't have it,
I know that.Copy !req
391. You... You know
what they need?Copy !req
392. Women seem to need
a lot of cotton balls.Copy !req
393. This is one... Always been one of
the most amazing things to me.Copy !req
394. I have no cotton balls.
We're all human beings.Copy !req
395. I have no cotton balls.
We're all human beings.Copy !req
396. What is the story?Copy !req
397. I've never had one,Copy !req
398. I never bought one,Copy !req
399. I never needed one.Copy !req
400. I've never been in a situation
where I thought to myself,Copy !req
401. "I could use a cotton ball
right now."Copy !req
402. "I could certainly
get out of this mess."Copy !req
403. Women need them.
And they don't need one or two.Copy !req
404. They need thousands of them.
They need bags.Copy !req
405. They're like peat moss bags.Copy !req
406. Have you ever seen
these giant bags?Copy !req
407. They're huge...Copy !req
408. and two days later, they're out.Copy !req
409. They're gone.
The bag is empty.Copy !req
410. Where are the cotton balls,
ladies?Copy !req
411. What are you doing with them?Copy !req
412. The only time I ever see themCopy !req
413. is in the bottom of
your little wastebasket.Copy !req
414. There's two or three
that look likeCopy !req
415. they've been through
some horrible experience.Copy !req
416. Tortured, interrogated,Copy !req
417. I don't know
what happened to them.Copy !req
418. I once went out with a girl,Copy !req
419. she left a little Ziploc Baggie
of cotton balls at my house.Copy !req
420. I didn't know what to do.Copy !req
421. I put them on the kitchen floor
like little tumbleweeds.Copy !req
422. I thought maybe
the cockroaches would see it,Copy !req
423. figure, "This is a dead town.
Let's move on."Copy !req
424. The dating world is a world
of pressure. Let's face it,Copy !req
425. a date is a job interview
that lasts all night.Copy !req
426. a date is a job interview
that lasts all night.Copy !req
427. The only difference between
a date and job interview isCopy !req
428. not many job interviews
is there a chanceCopy !req
429. you'll end up naked
at the end of it.Copy !req
430. You know, "Well, Bill,Copy !req
431. "the boss thinks
you're the man for the positionCopy !req
432. "Why don't you strip down
and meetCopy !req
433. some of the people
you'll be working with?"Copy !req
434. Wouldn't it be great
if you could ask a womanCopy !req
435. what she's thinking?Copy !req
436. Psh. What a world
that would beCopy !req
437. if you could just ask a woman
what she's thinking.Copy !req
438. You know, instead...Copy !req
439. I'm like a detective.
I gotta pick up clues.Copy !req
440. I'm like a detective.
I gotta pick up clues.Copy !req
441. The whole thing's
a murder investigation.Copy !req
442. All right, listen, listen.
Don't get worked up.Copy !req
443. because you're gonna know
the whole storyCopy !req
444. the minute she steps off
the plane..Copy !req
445. Really, how?Copy !req
446. Because it's all
in the greeting.Copy !req
447. All right. If she puts
the bags downCopy !req
448. before she greets you,
that's a good sign.Copy !req
449. Right.
You know, anything in...Copy !req
450. In the lip area is good.
Lip area.Copy !req
451. You know, a hug,
definitely good.Copy !req
452. Hug is definitely good.
Sure.Copy !req
453. Although, what if it's
one of those hugsCopy !req
454. where the shoulders
are touching,Copy !req
455. the hips are 8 feet apart?Copy !req
456. Those are brutal.
I hate that.Copy !req
457. You know how they do that?
Also, a shake is bad.Copy !req
458. Shake is bad. But what if
it's the two-hander?Copy !req
459. The hand on the bottom,
the hand on the top.Copy !req
460. The hand on the bottom,
the hand on the top.Copy !req
461. The warm look in the eyes.Copy !req
462. Hand sandwich. Right.
Right.Copy !req
463. Well, that's open
to interpretationCopy !req
464. because so much depends
on the layeringCopy !req
465. and the quality of
the wetness in the eyes...Copy !req
466. Guess who.
Hey, hey. He...Copy !req
467. Hey!Copy !req
468. Hey!Copy !req
469. Hey.Copy !req
470. Hey. It's good to see you.Copy !req
471. Hi.Copy !req
472. This is my friend George.Copy !req
473. Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.
How are you?Copy !req
474. This is Laura.
Sure, Laura, sure.Copy !req
475. I can't believe you're here.Copy !req
476. Oh, wow.
Wow.Copy !req
477. The bags. Let's get the bags.
Oh, yeah, sure, the bags.Copy !req
478. Here, Laura. I'm sorry.
Oh, thank you.Copy !req
479. Boy, that was
an interesting greeting.Copy !req
480. Did you notice that, George?Copy !req
481. Yes, the "surprise blindfold"
greeting.Copy !req
482. That wasn't in the manual.Copy !req
483. So...Copy !req
484. what do you think?Copy !req
485. Whoa.Copy !req
486. Wow.Copy !req
487. This place isn't so bad.Copy !req
488. Yeah, it kind of motivates me
to work on the road.Copy !req
489. So make yourself at home.Copy !req
490. So, uh...Copy !req
491. can I get you anything?
Uh...Copy !req
492. Bread, water...Copy !req
493. salad dressing?Copy !req
494. Actually, um,
do you have any wine?Copy !req
495. Uh, yeah, I think I do.Copy !req
496. Oh, do you mind
if I turn this down?Copy !req
497. Uh, no. Yeah, go...Copy !req
498. Go right ahead. Yeah.Copy !req
499. Jerry, I was wonderingCopy !req
500. would it be possible,
and if it's not, fine,Copy !req
501. for me to stay here
tomorrow night too?Copy !req
502. Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
Yeah, why don't you stay?Copy !req
503. Yeah. Um...Copy !req
504. What is your schedule
for tomorrow?Copy !req
505. Are you doing anything?Copy !req
506. Are you doing anything?Copy !req
507. Oh. No, I'd love
to do something.Copy !req
508. I have my seminar
in the morning,Copy !req
509. but after that I'm wide open.Copy !req
510. Really? What would you
like to do?Copy !req
511. Well...Copy !req
512. Now, I know this sounds
touristy,Copy !req
513. but I'd love to go
on one of thoseCopy !req
514. five-hour boat rides
around Manhattan.Copy !req
515. Yeah, we could do that.Copy !req
516. Why not? Why not?Copy !req
517. I'm just... I'm really glad
you're here.Copy !req
518. Hello.Copy !req
519. Hello.Copy !req
520. Yes.Copy !req
521. Yes, she is.Copy !req
522. Hold on.Copy !req
523. Um, it's for you.Copy !req
524. Oh.Copy !req
525. Uh... Hello?Copy !req
526. Oh, hi.Copy !req
527. No, no. It was great,
right on time.Copy !req
528. No, I-I'm gonna stay here
tomorrow.Copy !req
529. Yes. Yes, it's fine.Copy !req
530. No, we're going on a boat ride.Copy !req
531. Don't be silly.Copy !req
532. I'm not gonna have
this conversation.Copy !req
533. I'm not gonna have
this conversation.Copy !req
534. Look, I'll call you tomorrow.Copy !req
535. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
536. Never get engaged.Copy !req
537. You're engaged?Copy !req
538. You know, you really
have no ideaCopy !req
539. what it's like until
you actually do it.Copy !req
540. I'm on this emotional
roller coaster.Copy !req
541. You're engaged?Copy !req
542. You know, I can't believe it
myself sometimes.Copy !req
543. You... You have to start
thinking in terms of "we."Copy !req
544. It's a very stressful situation.Copy !req
545. You're engaged.Copy !req
546. Yeah.Copy !req
547. Yeah, he's a great guy.
Yeah.Copy !req
548. You'd really like him.Copy !req
549. You'd really like him.Copy !req
550. I can't wait
to get on that boat.Copy !req
551. Me too.Copy !req
552. I swear, I have
absolutely no ideaCopy !req
553. what women are thinking.
I don't get it, okay?Copy !req
554. I-I-I admit, I'm not
getting the signals.Copy !req
555. I am not getting it.Copy !req
556. Women, they're so subtle.
Their little...Copy !req
557. Everything they do is subtle.Copy !req
558. Men are not subtle.
We are obvious.Copy !req
559. Women know what men want,
men know what men want.Copy !req
560. What do we want?Copy !req
561. We want women.
That's it.Copy !req
562. It's the only thing we know
for sure. It really is.Copy !req
563. We want women.
How do we get them?Copy !req
564. Oh, we don't know about that.
We don't know.Copy !req
565. The next step after that,
we have no idea.Copy !req
566. This is why you see
men honking car horns,Copy !req
567. yelling from construction sites.Copy !req
568. These are the best ideas
we've had so far.Copy !req
569. The car horn honk.
Is that the beauty?Copy !req
570. Have you seen men doing this?Copy !req
571. What is this?
The man is in the car.Copy !req
572. The woman walks by
the front of the car.Copy !req
573. The woman walks by
the front of the car.Copy !req
574. He honks the...Copy !req
575. This man is out of ideas.Copy !req
576. How does the...?Copy !req
577. "I don't think
she likes me."Copy !req
578. The amazing thing is thatCopy !req
579. we still get women, don't we?Copy !req
580. Men... I mean,
men are with women.Copy !req
581. You see men with women.Copy !req
582. How are men getting women?
Many people wonder.Copy !req
583. Let me tell you a little bit
about our organization.Copy !req
584. Wherever women are,Copy !req
585. we have a man working on
the situation right now.Copy !req
586. Now, he may not be
our best man...Copy !req
587. Okay, we have a lot of
areas to cover,Copy !req
588. but someone from our staff
is on the scene.Copy !req
589. That's why I think
men get frustratedCopy !req
590. when we see women
reading articlesCopy !req
591. like "Where to Meet Men."Copy !req
592. We're here.
We are everywhere.Copy !req
593. We're honking our horns
to serve you better.Copy !req