1. Express delivery, coming through.
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2. - Hey! That's my soda!
- Thank you!
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3. This delivery is late, O,
but you got 30 seconds
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4. - on the time-slide multiplier.
- Watch out!
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5. I got this.
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6. 20 seconds, O.
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7. Uh, hey.
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8. You're only 50 gems
from a secret bike upgrade.
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9. Yikes!
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10. Whoo!
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11. Target acquired.
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12. Hey. Riding here.
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13. Nine, eight...
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14. seven, six...
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15. five,
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16. four, three,
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17. two, one.
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18. Delivered.
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19. - One box of paperclips.
- Whew.
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20. Congratulations, O.
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21. Secret bike upgrade unlocked.
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22. Thanks, Buddi.
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23. So, what do I get?
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24. Gecko-tread tires?
Maybe a padded seat?
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25. We're talking legendary-status swag.
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26. You won... burnt orange.
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27. Virtual paint job,
only some restrictions apply.
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28. What the—
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29. Did you know
that 67.2% of Buddibot users
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30. find virtual rewards satisfying?
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31. They have become
the biggest motivators in our toolbox.
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32. Fast delivery, great for the environment.
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33. And with the added value
of virtual validation?
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34. Priceless.
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35. Speaking of virtual validation,
I'm so proud of your achievement, O.
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36. Yeah, because burnt orange
is so much more awesome than orange.
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37. Yes, it is. And more awesomeness awaits,
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38. because lunch break is over.
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39. Hey there, O.
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40. Uh, my name's Johnny. Nice to meet you.
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41. I've, uh, got a package
for you to deliver.
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42. Sorry, uh, Johnny, right?
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43. Y-You got to go through dispatch, man.
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44. I-I can't take random packages...
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45. Don't trust him. This guy looks sketchy.
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46. "Grimsby"? Why is that so—
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47. Trust me. Only you can deliver this.
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48. Whoa, hold on.
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49. What is this thing?
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50. A conduit.
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51. What the—? Hey!
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52. - No. No, no. Hey!
- It is the most valuable thing
in the world.
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53. Assuming you have
a great imagination, of course.
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54. Uh, is this thing real?
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55. Ah, you're real. Wow.
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56. But you better get going
before they take it.
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57. Who?
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58. - See that?
- What's going on?
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59. Whoa!
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60. - Ma'am, I'm gonna need you
to hand over the conduit.
- Whoa!
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61. Wait, no, hold on. Trust me, I'm trying.
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62. - But it won't hand over me.
- The conduit, now!
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63. Just give it to them, O.
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64. Face liberty, courier.
You can't run from freedom!
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65. - Halt! Stop!
- Hey, hey, hey!
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66. Democracy isn't done with you, girl!
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67. Uh, Buddi, I have no idea
what's going on, but map me.
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68. 12394 Grimsby.
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69. This gelatinous creature
is an unauthorized passenger.
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70. Oh, shit!
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71. And that is an unauthorized colossus.
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72. What is that?
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73. It's following us!
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74. Oh, no, no, no. Move, move, please!
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75. It must belong to these creatures.
Let them have it.
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76. Buddi, we can't just— Whoa!
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77. Oh, God, this is amazing!
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78. This is definitely
not an approved upgrade.
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79. Woo-hoo! That was insane!
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80. Seriously?
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81. You guys want to play?
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82. Then game on.
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83. Can't touch this.
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84. - Shit.
- Halt!
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85. - You can't run from freedom!
- Gimme that conduit.
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86. Any ideas?
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87. Sweet liberty.
What is that?
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88. I don't know,
but let's shoot it.
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89. Woo-hoo!
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90. Dude, you're like a wizard.
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91. Now that was off the hook.
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92. All right, okay, which way?
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93. - Let's do it!
- No way.
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94. Your Deliverus contract
clearly stipulates—
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95. The conduit
or molten lead, courier.
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96. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Democracy
isn't done with you!
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97. - O!
- Stop. I can't see, you little bastard.
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98. Exit the vehicle, now.
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99. Cease and desist right now.
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100. If you do not do it,
I am taking away burnt orange.
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101. It's just orange!
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102. No!
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103. Whoo! We are next level now!
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104. This is zero-gem behavior, O.
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105. You know what, Buddi?
Screw you and your stupid little gems
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106. because I quit!
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107. You can't quit ever.
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108. You must keep playing.
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109. Buddi, get off of me,
you creepy little robot.
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110. Okay, hold on, okay?
I'm gonna get you home.
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111. Well, someone didn't read
their Buddibot user agreement carefully.
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112. I don't play games.
I win them.
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113. You're the main character.
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114. Shit!
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115. Game over, O.
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116. You lose.
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117. Oh, look. Grimsby.
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118. I-I've... reset your account.
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119. Please re-enter your password...
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120. P-P-Password.
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121. What a sore loser.
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122. Hello? Anybody home?
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123. Everyone, grab a controller.
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124. Mom, Mom, we beat it.
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125. All right, O,
time for dinner.
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126. Coming!
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127. - One more minute, Mom.
- Ah, just one more round.
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128. This next level is crazy.
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129. The Source.
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130. Right. I get it now.
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131. Whoa!
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132. I remember.
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133. The world used
to feel like this every day.
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134. - Yo, that was fun, though.
- I told you she'd be good.
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135. Hey.
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136. Nice bike, O. Love the color.
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137. But... you know,
it might look better in burnt orange.
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138. So, what was this all about?
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139. Just a little game we like to play.
Kind of a test, really.
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140. And I totally passed.
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141. So... best two out of three?
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142. You know what? Why not?
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