Secret Celebrity RuPaul's Drag Race 2x7

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5. - Previously on "RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race"...

6. - I feel like the competition has changed.

7. Knowing who everybody really is makes it scarier.

8. Like, oh, you're a Backstreet Boy,

9. you've been performing as long as I've been alive.

10. - Chakra 7, you are the winner of this week's challenge.

11. Donna Bellissima,

12. you are and will always be drag race royalty.

13. This week's category is Yes, Gaga.

14. - So close to the finale.

15. - I'm gonna have to really show up.

16. - I am going all the way.

17. - In addition, you'll all be playing...

18. The Snatch Game.

19. - And it all starts in three...

20. - You did everything a great queen does.

21. - Two... - I feel rewarded.

22. - One. You're so, so good.

23. - Cover girl

24. Put your bass in your walk

25. Head to toe

26. Let your whole body talk

27. Walk, walk

28. Welcome to "RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race."

29. With just one week until our grand finale,

30. let's say hello to our judges, Michelle Visage...

31. And style superstar, Carson Kressley.

32. In addition to snatching our attention

33. in a classic drag race challenge, this week,

34. our top four celebrity queens will be living for the applause

35. as they perform songs by the "Fame Monster" herself.

36. Tonight, category is Yes, Gaga.

37. Celebrities start your engines,

38. and may the best drag queen win.

39. - The winner of "RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race"

40. will win $100.000 for their favorite charity

41. and be crowned America's next celebrity drag superstar.

42. - May the best drag queen win

43. - Best drag queen win

44. - All hail our Queen Supremes,

45. Brooke Lynn Hytes, Jujubee, and Monét X Change.

46. - Bring back my girls - Where they at

47. - Bring back my girls - Get them back

48. - Bring back my girls - Come on

49. - Bring back my girls - Get them back

50. - Bring back my girls - Come on

51. - Bring back my

52. - Bring back my girls

53. - So, my Queen Supremes,

54. what is the backstage tea?

55. - Ru, this week we're starting with a challenge

56. that back in the day almost sent Brooke Lynn Hytes home.

57. - You mean the challenge that made me a lip-sync assassin?

58. - Okay.

59. Take a look.

60. Hello, hello, hello.

61. - Hello. - Hey.

62. - To make it to next week's grand finale,

63. you'll need to take on the most challenging challenge

64. in drag race her-story.

65. - That's right.

66. In addition to your solo lip-sync performances,

67. you'll all be playing...

68. The Snatch Game!

69. - Yes.

70. - To win, you'll need to deliver

71. your best celebrity impersonation

72. and make Ru and the judges laugh.

73. - And you know what they say.

74. Bringing a character to life

75. is key to being a drag race superstar.

76. - This week is the Snatch Game,

77. an iconic "Drag Race" challenge

78. where all of the queens impersonate a celebrity.

79. - Nerve? - All the nerves.

80. - But you're an actor.

81. - Yes, but impersonations

82. and impressions are totally different.

83. It's one of the hardest challenges on "Drag Race."

84. - It's acting.

85. It's the ability to stay in the moment.

86. Listening. - Right.

87. - You never know what Ru is going to say.

88. You have to know your character.

89. I'm gonna do Erika Jayne

90. from "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."

91. - I'm doing Celine Dion.

92. - 'Cause you want to follow in my footsteps that much.

93. Basically, if nothing else fails,

94. just do nothing that I did.

95. Who are you going to do for Snatch Game?

96. - Eartha Kitt.

97. - I did Eartha on "All Stars" season 5.

98. The voice is— - Yes.

99. - So important.

100. - Ziggy Stardust, AKA David Bowie.

101. He's an alien. He's very, very soft spoken.

102. He's very like, I believe in—

103. your body's in line with the universe.

104. - This challenge, yes, it's impersonating somebody,

105. but you must be funny.

106. - I'm definitely intimidated by the other three

107. going into Snatch Game because they are all actors.

108. - Want more growl. - Yeah.

109. - Growl.

110. - I say go. I say go to the edge of that.

111. - Anything to make RuPaul laugh.

112. That's the whole name of this whole Snatch Game.

113. You just want to make him laugh.

114. Let's talk about the characterization.

115. Celine is a nutjob. She's crazy.

116. She's kooky. - Lots of faces.

117. - She's weird and all the faces.

118. - She does this.

119. Every time she makes a joke, she's like—

120. Looks at the camera like,

121. I said the funniest thing, but it was not.

122. - I know they're going to embody their character

123. to the fullest.

124. - Let's go over to the makeup mirror,

125. and I'm gonna ask you some questions that I want you

126. to watch yourself answering...

127. - Oh.

128. - So you can really feel her. - Okay.

129. - How do you like your eggs cooked?

130. - I like my eggs over and easy and over again.

131. - Erika, who is your dream future husband?

132. - J. Howard Marshall.

133. - You mean Anna Nicole Smith's ex-husband?

134. - Yes. - Girl, he's dead.

135. - Exactly.

136. - I love Snatch Game. Everybody's very talented.

137. We all have such a good time together

138. that I feel like this is just going to be a blast.

139. - Think about how your character relates to everyone.

140. What would Eartha Kitt think about Erika Jayne

141. if they met in real life?

142. - You have to be prepared for the Snatch Game.

143. Prepare yourself to lip-synch.

144. - Do not be afraid to interact with each other.

145. - At this point, being the semifinals,

146. there's only four of us, I think that all of us

147. are really going into this not knowing what's gonna happen.

148. I hope that the other girls are as nervous as I am.

149. - Hey, everybody.

150. It's time to play the Snatch Game.

151. Let's meet our contestants.

152. She's a part-time hooker and a compulsive gambler.

153. Please welcome Monét X Change. - Yes.

154. - She's a part-time gambler and a compulsive hooker,

155. Brooke Lynn Hytes.

156. Hey, ladies, where's Jujubee?

157. - Ru, apparently that bitch had jury duty.

158. - Yeah, likely story.

159. - It's always grape time.

160. - All right, let's meet our star-studded panel.

161. First up, legendary singer, actress, and activist—

162. Eartha Kitt is here.

163. - Hello, hello. - Hey, Kitty girl.

164. What have you been up to?

165. - Oh, I've been touring through Europe.

166. Spending a lot of time with my friend, Porfirio Rubirosa.

167. You know, they recently nicknamed

168. the pepper grinder after him?

169. I brought one for you.

170. - Next, her voice will go on and on.

171. It's Celine Dion.

172. Now, Celine, you are,

173. in addition to being a great singer,

174. a style icon.

175. Do you have any fashion tips for us?

176. - I do have a note for you. - Oh, okay.

177. - If I were you, I would drive all night to get a new wig.

178. That's all.

179. - Well, see, the joke's on her.

180. This isn't a wig.

181. All right, next up, it's "The Man Who Fell to Earth,"

182. David Bowie.

183. - Thank you so much. Thank you.

184. - So in addition to Mars,

185. are there any other planets you've been to?

186. - Uranus is one. - Uh-huh, yes.

187. - It's quite desolate there.

188. - You remember. - I do, I do.

189. - Next, she's a "Pretty Mess."

190. From the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,"

191. it's Erika Jayne.

192. - Hi, Andy—I mean Ru.

193. - Are you working on any new music?

194. - I am, in fact. I have a new single coming out.

195. It's called "I Don't Give a Buck."

196. - Because I literally lost all of them.

197. I am so poor.

198. - Okay, contestants, here's how the game works.

199. I ask a question, and you give an answer

200. that you think will match our stars.

201. All right, the first question is for Brooke Lynn Hytes.

202. Brooke Lynn, there's a new space program for drag queens.

203. - Mm.

204. - Instead of trips to the moon,

205. it offers trips to blank.

206. Celebrities, go ahead and write your answers.

207. All right, what do you say?

208. - Well, I chose the planet that actually got asked

209. to sashay away from our solar system.

210. - All right, trips to Pluto.

211. Let's go to David Bowie.

212. There's a new drag queen space program offering trips to...

213. - My dressing room. - Oh, my goodness.

214. Now, that is not a match,

215. but a very lovely try.

216. Let's move on down to Erika Jayne.

217. - I said reality television, Ru.

218. - So they could finally understand

219. what it's like to be me.

220. - Ah. - It's just so hard.

221. - Now, not a match for you. Let's go to Eartha Kitt.

222. - I wrote my panties

223. because I'm not wearing any.

224. - Not a match there, Brooke Lynn.

225. Let's move on down to Celine Dion.

226. Wow, so many hits.

227. Do you have a favorite song that you sing?

228. - "My Heart Will Go On" is still—

229. In fact, I actually have— - What?

230. - The heart of the ocean with me.

231. - Oh. - Yes.

232. Ooh. - Oh, there it goes.

233. - I need all the money I can get these days, Ru.

234. - So, Celine, we are looking for Pluto.

235. - WeHo.

236. - To WeHo.

237. All right, now, not a match for you, Brooke Lynn Hytes.

238. Next question is for Monét X Change.

239. Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion

240. are opening up a chain of Italian restaurants.

241. Their signature dish is wet-ass blank.

242. Celebrities, go ahead and write your answers.

243. What say you, Monét X Change?

244. - Wet-ass poutine.

245. The gravy is nice and wet.

246. Yes, wet-ass poutine.

247. Monét, let's go to the celebrities

248. and see if you got a match.

249. First up, Eartha Kitt.

250. - I wrote pussycat. - Oh.

251. - I love pussycats. Mine is always groomed.

252. - Let's move on down to David Bowie.

253. - I went with fish and chips.

254. Unfortunately for Monét, it's not a match.

255. So let's move on down to Celine Dion,

256. the greatest singer in the world.

257. Celine, what say you?

258. - Peanut butter. - Oh.

259. You got a big jar there.

260. - Peanut butter is for lubricating the throat.

261. - Lubricating the throat. - Before the D.

262. - Before the D.

263. - The high D.

264. - Well, not a match, but a very good try.

265. Let's move on down to Erika Jayne

266. from Beverly Hills.

267. Erika, are you still living in Beverly Hills?

268. - Well, I had to downsize to a 3.000 square foot bungalow.

269. - We all feel for you. We—

270. - Thank you so much. I mean, what about me?

271. About— - Yes.

272. So now, we are looking for poutine.

273. - I went with my ex-husband, Tom Girardi.

274. It is Italian and has been aged for 81 years.

275. - All right, well, Monét, no matches for you,

276. but that's—you're no stranger to no matches, are you?

277. Let's move on down to Brooke Lynn Hytes.

278. Have you heard?

279. "People" magazine has named Jujubee

280. the sexiest blank alive.

281. What say you, Brooke Lynn Hytes?

282. They named her the sexiest thumb alive.

283. - She's short, hard, and hairy.

284. - I've been called a foot before,

285. so a thumb is an upgrade.

286. - Let's go to Celine.

287. - The sexiest bottom

288. because she was always in the bottom.

289. - Oh.

290. - I wrote blue-collar criminal.

291. - That's not a match, but it's the truth.

292. Oh, shoot.

293. That buzzer means time is up.

294. Oh, shoot, yes. - Oh.

295. - Let's check our scores.

296. Oh, the winner is...

297. Our pit crew dancers.

298. - Geronimo

299. They're falling like they're dominos

300. Please believe it and let that be the reason

301. Geronimo, Geronimo

302. They're falling like they're dominos

303. - Until next time, see you on Snatch Game.

304. - Where is everyone?

305. Boys?

306. - May the best drag queen win

307. - Best drag queen win

308. - Welcome back to the semifinals

309. of "RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race."

310. Tonight, category is Yes, Gaga.

311. There can be 100 queens in the room,

312. but only one is Chic-Li-Fay. Take a look.

313. - There's my little weirdo.

314. - Fully weirdo.

315. - I feel like this last week,

316. Chic-Li-Fay was fully realized.

317. You were sexy, slutty, and funny.

318. - You got to do what you loved to do this week,

319. with, you know, your comedy, and we are all in it with you,

320. and that's what it's about.

321. - So this is the semifinals,

322. where there are only four of you left.

323. - The fact that I've made it to the semifinals,

324. mind-boggling, truly.

325. - So it's Lady Gaga week. - So good.

326. - And are you excited? - Yes.

327. - I'm very—I'm nervous, but I'm excited,

328. like I am every week.

329. I'm very excited to perform this song.

330. It's definitely a different vibe.

331. It's more rocker-y and less hard-core dancing.

332. Again, another challenge,

333. but I've enjoyed the performances the most

334. where I have felt a little scared.

335. - This isn't, like, a fierce, sexy number.

336. This is, like, a sexy reminiscing number.

337. Like think about you've had sex with all these people...

338. - I sure have. - And you're revisiting it all.

339. - Now that we're revealed, I want to keep pushing

340. to do what scares Kevin and is different.

341. I'm gonna have to really show up and show out

342. if I want to make it to the finale.

343. What would Gaga do?

344. - It's been a long time since I came around

345. Been a long time, but I'm back in town

346. This time, I'm not leaving without you

347. He said sit back down where you belong

348. In the corner of my bar with your high heels on

349. Sit back down on the couch where we

350. Made love the first time and you said to me

351. There's something, something about

352. This place

353. Something, something about

354. My cool, Nebraska guy

355. So put your drinks up

356. For Nebraska

357. For Nebraska, Nebraska, I love you

358. You and I

359. You, you and I

360. Baby, I'd rather die

361. Without you and I

362. It's been a long time since I came around

363. Been a long time, but I'm back in town

364. This time, I'm not leaving without you

365. - Yes. Yes.

366. - That's exactly how it's supposed to be done.

367. - Chic-Li-Fay, now, we're going to critique

368. both your performances starting with Michelle Visage.

369. - Not only did you look fantastic,

370. but I thought you were really funny,

371. and I thought you really embodied

372. the ridiculousness of Celine Dion.

373. - This performance, I think that song

374. has a smokiness about it and a swagger,

375. and you really need to tap into that,

376. and I think you did that more towards the end,

377. but still really, really top-notch performance.

378. - The number was really fun. I was a little miffed

379. that your hair got in the way toward the end.

380. You know, you always want to face the light,

381. especially when you have big hair like that.

382. Your Celine Dion was a lot of fun.

383. It didn't quite go anywhere with yours,

384. but you were very funny in all the other parts

385. of your Celine Dion.

386. Give it up for Chic-Li-Fay.

387. - She was shaking that hair around.

388. I mean, she wasn't afraid to lose it.

389. You just have to be careful about the shadow.

390. - May the best drag queen win

391. - Best drag queen win

392. - Welcome back to the semifinals

393. of "RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race."

394. Tonight, category is Yes, Gaga.

395. Up next, when Thirsty Von Trap is good, she's very good.

396. But when she's bad, she's better.

397. Take a look.

398. - Good morning, beautiful.

399. So final four. How do you feel?

400. - I can't believe that I made it this far.

401. - I can.

402. - Last week was just a really emotional week.

403. Oh, my God.

404. To still get the same critiques every week.

405. I just really did feel frustrated with myself.

406. - There is a little child who lives inside of you

407. who wants to say, "Let it all hang out."

408. And that is where the breakthrough will happen.

409. - I grew up with a lot of people

410. making fun of me for my queerness.

411. And a lot of the things that hold me back

412. stem directly from that feeling of, like,

413. I just don't want people to laugh at me.

414. - The moment where I saw you break through that

415. was in that lip sync last week.

416. That's when I saw you forget about all

417. of that judgment shit,

418. and you were, like, actively engaged,

419. so I want you to think about activating that.

420. - Yeah.

421. - I feel like it's gonna be a good week for you

422. because this week is Gaga week here.

423. - Yes. - One, two.

424. - I'm doing the Gaga song

425. that, like, really changed my life as a young, queer kid.

426. - One more time.

427. - It's part of the Gaga era

428. where she was just weird and outrageous.

429. I think that that's something I've been missing.

430. Revealing ourselves this week and drag itself

431. is so far out of my comfort zone,

432. but now I'm starting to feel a little bit more confident

433. about trying to find the balance

434. between Mark and Thirsty.

435. - My favorite part is when you just let loose.

436. And it feels vulnerable. - So good.

437. - That's what the judges want to see.

438. - Okay.

439. Putting my wig on is

440. probably my favorite part about getting into drag.

441. It just helps me get into character

442. and I'm just like, I'm a woman.

443. Wigs and Grace does all of our wigs for us,

444. and they're just incredible,

445. especially for Gaga this week.

446. I haven't won a challenge,

447. and I've been in the bottom two three times.

448. This is really my last chance to prove to the judges

449. and myself that I didn't hit a plateau

450. and kind of leave it all out on the floor.

451. This is a competition, and I want to win.

452. Let's do it.

453. Caught in a bad romance

454. Ra-ra-ah-ah-ah

455. Roma-roma-ma

456. Gaga ooh la-la

457. Want your bad romance

458. I want your ugly, I want you disease

459. I want your everything as long as it's free

460. I want your love

461. Love, love, love I want your love

462. I want your love and I want your revenge

463. You and me could write a bad romance

464. Caught in a bad romance

465. Walk, walk, fashion, baby

466. Work it, move that bitch, crazy

467. Walk, walk, fashion, baby

468. Work it, I'm a free bitch, baby

469. I want your love and I want your revenge

470. I want your love

471. I don't want to be friends

472. Want your bad romance

473. Caught in a bad romance

474. Want your bad romance

475. I want your love and all your lover's revenge

476. You and me could write a bad romance

477. Ra-ra-ra-ah-ah-ah

478. Roma-roma-ma

479. Gaga ooh la-la

480. Want your bad romance

481. - Yes!

482. - Such a good job.

483. - Oh! She found it.

484. - She found it. - She found it, yep.

485. - So proud of her.

486. - Thirsty Von Trap, all right, let's go to the judges.

487. Michelle Visage.

488. - You allowed yourself to be "ugly."

489. You allowed yourself to give it to me,

490. and I feel rewarded.

491. Thank you.

492. When I saw you for your Snatch Game,

493. I was like, listen, you were so funny

494. and such a good example of improv,

495. and we were laughing through the whole thing.

496. I hope you're relishing in this moment.

497. - I am. Don't worry.

498. - Good. - Thank you.

499. - There was a complete and utter lack of fear

500. and self-consciousness.

501. I know that's always been, you know, a bit of an issue

502. for you, like, feeling maybe a little embarrassed,

503. a little self-conscious.

504. Keep doing it, honey.

505. That's exactly what we want and love.

506. - Thank you.

507. - Week after week we've said

508. push it further, push it further,

509. allowing yourself to just be fully enveloped

510. into your performance, and tonight you did that.

511. You really did. - Thank you so much, Ru.

512. Thank you.

513. Doing "Bad Romance" was something—

514. like, it's my favorite Gaga song.

515. The video changed my life as a young, gay kid.

516. And you know, from last week and feeling kind of defeated,

517. I just wanted to channel all of that frustration

518. that I had towards myself into this number.

519. - All right, let's hear it for Thirsty Von Trap.

520. - How pretty? - Like looking in a mirror.

521. - So young and gorgeous.

522. - May the best drag queen win

523. - Best drag queen win

524. - Welcome back to the semifinals

525. of "RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race."

526. Tonight, category is Yes, Gaga.

527. All eyes on Chakra 7. Take a look.

528. - There's my winner.

529. Congratulations.

530. You've really done an incredible job.

531. - You did my song justice.

532. - Oh!

533. - Keep doing what you're doing. Keep serving it.

534. So this week is Lady Gaga week. Are you excited?

535. Do you like Lady Gaga? - I love Lady Gaga.

536. This week we're doing a bit of a period piece,

537. and it's very much a love story.

538. It's very metaphoric.

539. - I want you to be able to be regal

540. and to also be a little bit chaotic.

541. - Like, pop back and forth between the two.

542. After being revealed,

543. I feel like my wings are spread.

544. With this performance, this is, like, my art.

545. I'm taking a risk in not doing something linear

546. in terms of the storyline.

547. It's more of, like, the feeling of the song,

548. and I hope they love it.

549. - When you're going around for all the other things,

550. like, you can have kind of, like, claws

551. 'cause that's very Gaga.

552. - Uh-huh.

553. - That makes it feel more manic and more crazy.

554. - This week is even harder than the other weeks before.

555. We're so close to the finale.

556. It's like you're running a marathon.

557. It's so close, but there's still so far to go

558. to actually get there.

559. - We are the crowd

560. We're c-coming out

561. Got my flash on, it's true

562. Need that picture of you, it's so magical

563. We'd be so fantastical

564. Leather and jeans

565. Garage glamorous

566. Not sure what it means

567. But this photo of us, it don't have a price

568. Ready for those flashing lights

569. 'Cause you know that, baby, I

570. I'm your biggest fan

571. I'll follow you until you love me

572. Papa-paparazzi

573. Promise I'll be kind

574. But I won't stop until that boy is mine

575. Baby, you'll be famous

576. Chase you down until you love me

577. Papa-paparazzi

578. Real good, we dance in the studio

579. We're plastic, but we still have fun

580. I'm your biggest fan

581. I'll follow you until you love me

582. Papa-paparazzi

583. Baby, you'll be famous

584. Chase you down until you love me

585. Papa-paparazzi

586. - That profile is gorgeous.

587. - Girl, her profile is stunning.

588. - Chakra 7, you are amazing.

589. - Let's start with Eartha Kitt.

590. When you were talking, I was like,

591. "Oh, there's no Eartha Kitt in her."

592. Then you pulled out the pepper shaker and I was like,

593. "Ooh, she's dirty. I like that."

594. - And Eartha ended up being so charming

595. that I was fully sucked in to the fantasy.

596. - This performance right here, I loved everything about it.

597. And I thought doing this kind of, like,

598. "Bridgerton" goes to Frederick's of Hollywood vibe

599. was, like, really cool and artsy.

600. And it wasn't expected, which is so fun.

601. - I had so much fun.

602. - You could see the work that you put into this number.

603. This week, it showed on a whole different level.

604. - Oh.

605. - What was your favorite part of portraying Eartha Kitt?

606. - I loved being on stage with everybody,

607. and also telling, like, dirty jokes...

608. - Yeah. - That I never get to do.

609. - Yeah, but even around all those dancers,

610. the makeup, and hair team,

611. you guys don't get naughty back there?

612. - Everybody calls each other whores and things like that.

613. They're just having really fun.

614. And the other day I asked, I was like,

615. "I feel really left out. No one calls me a whore."

616. And they said, "We can't. You're the momma."

617. And you know, I have news for them.

618. Mommas can be whores too.

619. - Give it up for Chakra 7.

620. - I just love men, and penises,

621. and long, big yachts.

622. - May the best drag queen win

623. - Best drag queen win

624. - Welcome back to the semifinals

625. of "RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race."

626. Tonight, category is Yes, Gaga.

627. Next up, she's on the right track, baby.

628. It's Poppy Love. Take a look.

629. - Poppy. - Howdy, darlin'.

630. - Come here. - Look at you.

631. - Dance with you

632. - You snapped into this version of Poppy

633. that I don't think you ever found until last week.

634. - I was being myself, but through Poppy.

635. After last week's performance, I feel incredible.

636. I was channeling my battle with drugs and alcohol.

637. It was a very empowering performance.

638. - This week... - Mm-hmm.

639. - We're doing Lady Gaga.

640. - Yes, and I am so excited about it.

641. - Go, go, go, go

642. - The song that I'm doing is very liberating

643. and very freeing.

644. This is me, and it's that moment

645. to express myself as both AJ and Poppy.

646. This will be the first time

647. that I don't cover up my tattoos

648. because that is a part of me.

649. - I think incorporating, like, a couple blinks

650. because you are that doll that's come alive.

651. Because it'll extend the character,

652. which is so golden.

653. I like it. - I'm feelin' pumped.

654. I have not cinched my butt

655. and twig and berries to not make it to the finale.

656. I am going all the way, man.

657. Going all the way.

658. - My mama told me when I was young

659. We're all born superstars

660. She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on

661. In the glass of her boudoir

662. There's nothing wrong with loving who you are

663. She said, "'Cause he made you perfect, babe"

664. So hold your head up, girl, and you'll go far

665. Listen to me when I say

666. I'm beautiful in my way

667. 'Cause God makes no mistakes

668. I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way

669. Born this way, oh, there ain't no other way

670. Baby, I was born this way

671. Right track, baby, I was born this way

672. Don't be a drag, just be a queen

673. Whether you're broke or evergreen

674. You're Black, white, beige, cholo descent

675. You're Lebanese, you're Orient

676. Whether life's disabilities

677. Left you outcast, bullied, or teased

678. Rejoice and love yourself today

679. 'Cause, baby, you were born this way

680. No matter gay, straight, or bi

681. Lesbian, transgender life

682. I'm on the right track, baby, I was born to be brave

683. I'm beautiful in my way

684. 'Cause makes no mistakes

685. I'm on the right track, baby

686. I was born this way, yeah

687. I was born this way, hey

688. I was born this way, hey

689. I'm on the right track, baby

690. I was born this way, hey

691. - Oh, my God.

692. Oh, my gosh, Poppy Love.

693. - All right, Poppy.

694. I've known you when you were in the Backstreet Boys,

695. and I felt like that little marionette thing

696. was a little, "Hi, NSYNC, I see you, bitch."

697. - So that made me laugh.

698. What were you thinking

699. when you kind of came up with this concept?

700. - The initial idea was this, like, doll

701. that is basically the last doll on the shelf that nobody wants.

702. She's perfectly imperfect,

703. but she's beautiful just the way she is.

704. And that's why it's the first time I'm showing my tattoos

705. because I'm so proud to be this person, so...

706. - Let's talk about the Snatch Game.

707. I actually thought that you started out really strong,

708. but it lost a little steam for me, Poppy.

709. Like, I didn't know what this David Bowie was thinking,

710. what he was all about,

711. and I think that's what was missing for me.

712. Now, that doesn't mean it sucked.

713. I—it really was— - Thank you.

714. - A good job.

715. - This performance tonight,

716. you did everything a great queen does.

717. You had the great storytelling, a great look,

718. great dancing, great lip-synching.

719. - I was literally telling myself,

720. "Okay, what else can we do?"

721. And we haven't done the wig reveal.

722. - Thank you. - And you had said it.

723. I was like, we're gonna give it a try and see what happens.

724. - So Poppy, you do this thing where you'll look out,

725. without missing a beat of the choreography at all,

726. you will acknowledge the audience.

727. And it makes us feel seen and comfortable.

728. - Yes.

729. - All right, give it up for Poppy Love.

730. - May the best drag queen win

731. - Best drag queen win

732. - Welcome back, queens.

733. Based on your Snatch Game

734. and your Yes, Gaga performances,

735. I've made some decisions.

736. Thirsty Von Trap,

737. "A Star Is Born."

738. Condragulations,

739. you're the winner of this week's challenge.

740. - You won.

741. - Whoo, whoo!

742. - And you've made it through to next week's grand finale.

743. - Oh, my God.

744. - Is there anything you'd like to say?

745. - I've been waiting weeks to hear you say condragulations,

746. so thank you so much.

747. - You may leave the stage. - Thank you.

748. - Chakra 7...

749. You are safe.

750. You may leave the stage.

751. Chic-Li-Fay, Poppy Love,

752. I'm sorry, my dears,

753. but you're both up for elimination.

754. Two beautiful queens stand before me.

755. I've consulted with the judges,

756. but the final decision is mine to make.

757. Prior to tonight,

758. you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance

759. of "Edge of Glory" by Lady Gaga.

760. Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me

761. and save yourselves from...

762. Elimination.

763. The time has come for you to lip-synch

764. for your life.

765. Good luck, and don't fuck it up.

766. There ain't a reason

767. you and me should be alone

768. Tonight, yeah, baby, tonight, yeah, baby

769. I got a reason that you-hoo should take me home

770. Tonight

771. Put on your shades

772. 'Cause I'll be dancing in the flames

773. Tonight, yeah, baby, tonight, yeah, baby

774. It isn't hell if everybody knows my name

775. Tonight, all right, all right

776. It's hot to feel the rush

777. To brush the dangerous

778. I'm gonna run right to, to the edge with you

779. Where we can both fall far in love

780. I'm on the edge of glory

781. And I'm hanging on a moment of truth

782. Out on the edge of glory

783. And I'm hanging on a moment with you

784. I'm on the edge, the edge, the edge, the edge

785. The edge, the edge, the edge

786. I'm on the edge of glory

787. And I'm hanging on a on a moment with you

788. I'm on the edge with you

789. With you, with you, with you, with you

790. I'm on the edge with you

791. With you, with you, with you, with you

792. I'm on the edge with you

793. - Ladies, I've made my decision.

794. Poppy Love,

795. shantay, you stay.

796. You may leave the stage.

797. Chic-Li-Fay... - Mm-hmm.

798. - You are and will always be

799. drag race royalty.

800. - Kevin McHale, you've come a long way, baby.

801. Let's take a look.

802. - My journey here has been one

803. of the most incredible experiences I've ever had.

804. I've had the best time getting to perform

805. in front of a live audience every single week.

806. Kevin has learned several things.

807. I'm much more confident in myself now.

808. - Tonight, you went all the way there.

809. - It has just completely changed how I view myself

810. and how I view drag.

811. Now I know how much work it takes

812. to just get in drag, never mind perform in it.

813. - Oh, my God. And you're a woman.

814. - Any celebrity watching this, if you get asked to do it,

815. do it.

816. - Must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake

817. Spread that jelly, spread it good

818. Peanut butter head

819. - Chic-Li-Fay, thank you for taking us to a whole new world.

820. - Chic-Li-Fay comes home with me every single night

821. and is stuck with me outside of this for forever.

822. - Whoa, whoa, whoa

823. - Is there anything you'd like to say?

824. - I've been plucked, and twisted,

825. and taped, and glued,

826. and I've loved every single second of it,

827. so thank you for allowing us into your world.

828. - Well, Chic-Li-Fay, it's been a joy

829. to have you on this program

830. and to watch you grow as an entertainer.

831. And the charity you were performing for is...

832. - I was performing for Lions Camp Tatiyee,

833. which is a summer camp, a free summer camp,

834. for people with special needs of all ages

835. and different disabilities.

836. - Well, thanks to Chic-Li-Fay,

837. your charity, Camp Tatiyee, will receive $5.000.

838. - Thank you, thank you.

839. - Chic-Li-Fay, we are going to miss you,

840. and may the power of drag be with you always.

841. - Thank you.

842. - Next week, our top three queens

843. will return to compete in the grand finale.

844. Are you team Chakra 7?

845. Are you team Poppy Love?

846. Are you team Thirsty Von Trap?

847. Let your voice be heard using #CelebDragRace.

848. Until then, remember, if you can't love yourself,

849. how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

850. Can I get an amen up in here?

851. Amen!

852. - All right, now let the music play!

853. - I'm a winner, baby

854. I'm a winner

855. I'm a winner, baby

856. I'm a winner

857. I'm a winner, baby

858. I'm a winner

859. I'm a winner, baby

860. - Next time...

861. Welcome to the grand finale

862. of "RuPaul's Secret Celebrity Drag Race."

863. Week after week,

864. our top three have risen to the challenge.

865. - This is, like, the culmination

866. of all of this work.

867. I want to finish really strong.

868. - This has been the greatest experience in my career.

869. - Drag is the ultimate permission

870. to be fully myself.

871. - In the end, only one queen will be crowned

872. America's next celebrity drag superstar.

873. - This win is mine.

874. - The winner is...

875. Oh, my gosh!

876. That shit was bananas!